This game is kino, and I'm tired of pretending it's not
It's going to be remembered as one of the greatest games ever made, and definitely as the greatest JRPG ever made.
Why would you need to pretend to believe something you actually don't?
>despite everything, /v/ still eats up moviegamesgrim
>>729819839Yeah it's kino if you like spanish telenovelas and not much of a game in general kek but whatever
>>729819839AAAAAAHHHHHHH GOD PLEASE LISTEN TO ME, I WANT A CLEA WIFEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>729819980>10% of game as cutscenes is the game being a moviegame nowI miss when the term was rightly used.
>>729820035François... You have to let go...
>>729820085Looking at Clea made me realize how ugly the women around me actually are. Where the fuck are all the women that look like this? I feel so robbed, i feel as if god himself has stolen something important from me.
>>729820207she's a 6 bro
>>729820292What country are you from that this is a 6? I am from Argentina and sure this might not be the "normie" ideal but it is my ideal 10/10 girl
>>729820373northern europe
>>729820373i've been to argentina and there were some nice looking girls there you should head down to mar del plata
>>729820437That's not a country, also northern Europa has lots of variety
>>729819928>greatest JRPG ever made.*FRPG
>>729820471I live in the capital city, sure, there is lots of variety if what you are looking for is some brand of brown, fat, dysgenic, pencil people, poors and so on.
>>729820039That's way too much. Should be under 5
>>729820480That's how you know he's not european.
>>7298198391 rupee has been awarded to your name Rajeet
>>729820590It's way below the standard for a jrpg.
>>729820584>pencil people,haha what are pencil people?
>>729819839story music and visual design are all low effort trash that only midwits are impressed by, sorry, but that's how it is, when you get older you'll understand
>>729819839>certified AI sloppa
>>729820728People who are thin as rails, basically almost anorexic.
>>729819839I like it alot I just wish the cinematography in combat wasn't so obnoxious. it's like they needed to jangle the keys as hard as possible during combat to keep people engaged because there's no reason why the camera needs to be moving like that. my biggest worry is that people copy the obnoxious presentation of combat and not the stuff that actually makes the game good
>>729819980>Skippable cutscenes>The gameplay is a lot more than just reaching the nth cutscene trigger, actually requires skill>B-BUT THE GAME TELLS A STORY!!! THAT MEANS IT'S A MOVIEGAME!!!
>>729820669As if jeets are rich enough to afford high end GPUs lmao
>>729819839why would you pretend to have an opinion about something
>>729820542>*FRPG**JRPG
>>729819949for dem sweet (You)s
pretty sure E33 people are all new gamers and they just barged in here shouting about how it's goty
>>729819839Ever since the first time a screenshot of Verso in Maelle's ending was posted, this game was unanimously agreed to be kino. As a game some people think it's whatever, and some people think it's the goat, but as a KINO EXPERIENCE it's one for the books. The shitposters will eventually get tired of seething about it and move on to samefagging about how the next thing /v/ likes is shit.
>>729819928>>729819839>fags 1st jrpgsamefagging about that is sad. The game is pretty much FF13 with worse area and art design. Combat is around as bad in both.
>>729821458i am 65 years old and think expedition 33 is lit!
>>72982162065 years young*
>>729821620I am 80 and this game is pretty good but Zelda was better, you kids know nothing of REAL vidya
>>729821620i am 90 and i can assure you it is a mid game with so much forced melodrama only a woman could like it. Since im you senior my opinion is fact.
Anyone touting the game as something that requires skill haven't played a better turn-based game, and they're most likely not good at action games too, since they think that timing presses are somehow "actual skill".
>>729821458Been gamin for 20 years, E33 is great. Best a game has been in a while.
>>729819980>>72982003920-33% of the game are cutscenes and another 33% are wasted on intro and outros of the shit turn based combat that would have been better as action gameplay.>>729820903It is a movie game though. Hell it even starts like a low effort shitty netflix melodrama show.
>>729819839
>>729822006>20 years and he hasnt played a single jrpg in that timeImpressive if anything.>>729822138>child character that is also the worst chara in the game>has scoliosisgrim what people will simp for
>>729822250Why do all the women have scoliosis nowadays?
>>729822250I know this is retarded fucking bait but on the off chance you have some esoteric knowledge, what good JRPGs have come out in the last 5 years? I swear to god if you say tales or atelier I'll cum on your feet.
>>729821620based oldfag
>>729822086>20-33% of the game are cutscenes and another 33% are wasted on intro and outros of the shit turn based combatdamn you're just lying huh
>>729820207it's the eyes
>>729822404its actually lordosis, but yeah it seems to be crazy common nowadays and most people dont get it checked out. Makes em look like the worms from MIB.>>729822510I mostly play emulated rpg recently so hard to remember the new ones that were very good. That said i remember the use of life being way better. Its a japenese indie. Has a way better turn based combat than E33 that is also based on papermario aka rythm qte turnbased(Sea of stars also has that, the ost int hat one is great tho). If you dm old ones then shadowhearts 1 is prolly the best if you want a more westernised jrpg.
>>729820039Turn based combat is also movie so it's 100% movie
>>729822804>20h game>4-7h is cutscenes depending on what you view as one>you lying, cuz i cant do mathwhy not post a vid of all cutsceneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1ppZs_tujI
>>729822943You're a retarded fucking faggot and you should unironically kill yourself.>E33 IS AWFUL IT'S A BOTTOM OF THE BARREL JRPG>name some good ones that came out recently>YOU SHOULD PLAY THIS THIRTY YEAR OLD GAME!I played shadowhearts already.
>>729822883The rest of her face looks good too, also she's tall and not too thin or fat
>>729823098>20h gameit's 28 hours roughly if you just rush the main missions and never explore or do any side stuff. You are dishonest and your ass isn't tight enough to keep me out, punk.
>>729823160>ignores the new one i namedtroglodyte
>>729821856Show me your Simon gameplay. I want to see you parry phase 3. No, it does not count if you used a tiktok one shot build so you can have a jpg achievement. Let me see you actually beat the game in the designed way.OH, you can't? Mimic using faggot
>>729819839>artsyfart le trolléé-problem tragedywank gave me the feelsit shits itself after act1 everything after is basically cheap tv show melodrama for low iq people
>>729823098It took me 89 hours
>>729823248>this rpg maker fursona game is actually a 10/10You're either genuinely retarded or intentionally dishonest and either way you shouldn't be alive anymore.
>>729820039there’s only two tutorial fights in the first 45 mins
>>729823180>>729823160>>729820039>>729820903>>729821604>the average dishonest virgin E33 defendervs>>729821610>>729822086>>729822250>the chad E33 realist
>>729823597>I have depicted you as the virgin and myself as the chad. it's over
MAELLE IS FUCKING UGLY
>>729823328I'm not going to play the game I know I'm going to hate. But I can still prove my point in a different way. I can show you my 1CCs of arcade games. They demand beyond timed presses, like positioning, routing, crowd control. The best timed presses can do to challenge you is to try to delay the animations. There is nothing deep about this type of gameplay. Meanwhile, games with actual skill tests you on the combinations of things I mentioned. Like I said, people who think that this is somehow actual skill haven't played better turn-based games, let alone action games that aren't about timed presses.
nice
>>729823489>asks for a better jrpg than the 7/10 E33>gets mad when you tell him one with the same combat system done betterYou really wanna hold it being an actual 1 man indie and more unique art style against it? It does the papermario combat better and has an actual interesting branched story system. Why wouldnt i rank it higher?
>>729819839It's just final fantasy with a fresh coat of paint, the thing is square has been shitting the bed for the past 2 decades so people are starved for a mainstream jrpg that is not persona.
>>729823819What is that game called?
>>729821458this. I’ve played all the games it’s trying to emulate several times and it doesn’t do anything of things those games get right. e33 is actually quite hideous not only in the setting but the character looking like they are 4 feet tall with giant heads which is doubly terrible because they thought the art and story were really cooking so half the game is very up close shots with very unfocused and rigid facial animations and eye tracking. the pacing of the combat is abysmally slow and largely uninteresting, another sign that this was intended to just be a movie game. unfortunately a story cannot carry a game nor should it.
>>729819839sex with tight french pussies
>>729823878The Use of Life been my fav this year with look outside in terms of indie rpg. Both just excell at replayability and uniqueness.
>>729823767so are you a 2D guy or is she just too old for you
>>729824096what are you talking about dude. who do you think you're fooling big guy
>>729824502The problem with Maelle is that she isn't Clea
>>729822510>what good JRPGs have come out in the last 5 years?Metaphor, Trails in the Sky 1st Remake, Unicorn Overlord, Fantasy Life i and Astlibra
You fags are missing the point. The point is not that E33 is particularly deep, strategic, or skill-demanding. The point is that it is ENOUGH of all these things, while also being beautiful, interesting, with competently told story. Blue Prince was much more groundbreaking but I didnt enjoy it as much, and I love puzzle games. It's about the whole package. And the package has widespread appeal. If you like more in depth strategy, thats fine.
>>729824586>oi mate you wanna have a beer witht he other ladswaifu fag choices are average asian, annoying child, british twink
>>729824751It would have been simpler to admit you love sucking dick and are gay
>>729824747>reddit spacing>gay pointits an average 6/10 game. Just cuz the big budget game industry is ass, doesnt mean most actual indies aint better or that we have to praise E33 for being a big budget average game. Only thing it did was exploit the parasocial investment well by pretending to be david vs goliath, while it all being lies.
>>729824747sorry not enough good gameplay for me. none of the other shit in a game matters
>>729824665*cums on your feet*I fucking warned you.Also only one of those is a good game and it's not even a jrpg. I'm sick of this shit man. I will admit you got me good listing another RPGmaker game that was unknown to me. got me to look it up at least.
>>729819839>'we live in matrix' plot twist>OMG, DIS IS DA BEST STORY EVAR!!!duh, gamers are fucking morons
>>729824945>>729823489same gay fag pretending he has any sense of quality
>>729824747People can like the game all they want. I have a personal problem with those who DO claim it requires skill when the skill in question is nothing more than timed presses. And if they think that timed presses is how you add skill expression in turn-based games, then they clearly haven't played a turn-based game that tests you on party management.
>>729819839So we can all agree Renoir was right and the Verso ending is correct
>>729819928Fippy bippy, now to sit back and enjoy the seethe.
It's OK to be a subhuman shitskin.
Guts if he was fr*nch
>>729819839>kinoTrue
>>729824945>Also only one of those is a good gameThey're all good. Then by what metric are they bad when they're viewed positively by critics and people who have bought the games?>it's not even a jrpg. They all are and there's others that I haven't listed like NEO: TWEWY, Octopath Traveler 2 and SMTV: Vengeance, the remakes of Trails of Mana and Romancing Saga 2, >I will admit you got me good listing another RPGmaker game that was unknown to me. got me to look it up at least.Astlibra? That game's frequently discussed on /v/. Now I know you're a tourist.
>>729825324>guts if he was gay>guts if he had no muscles>guts if he had no style>guts if he was a nigger>guts if he was anime>guts if he was stuck in a french melodramawhy drag berserk down to that low level
>>729824926>>729824929>>729825087You're just being contrarian. You're like artists who keep shouting at AI "NO YOU'RE NOT A REAL ARTIST YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD"
Why are people so parasocially invested in this game, despite it looking and being designed like the average ubislop game? Is it just cuz it pretended to be a small indie company, despite all the devs being former ubislop senior devs.
>>729825586>niggerInverted is a status effect that makes character wear a blackface, E33 is a based racist game
>>729825369GUILLAUME-SAMAAAA~!!
>>729825616Like I said, you're free to like the game and you can even praise it as a good game because games come in a package: it's more than just the gameplay. But if you're going to tell me that it's the best in terms of gameplay or that it has the best turn-based combat, I'll have to disagree with you on that. And there are people who say this type of crap, including ones here in this thread.
>>729824665>metaphording ding ding, trash taste detected, opinion discarded
>>729825616no I was just unfortunate and played better games before playing e33. I have a frame of reference for what I expect in a game
>>729825887Let me guess, you think Pokemon is the peak of videogames
>>729825762Could it be about the visual presentation and design appealing to normies?I looked up some first hour videos, and it just does nothing for me.And what's up with all the characters covered in soot, design-wise (I don't give a shit about the lore)? Shit's freaky.
>>729826153Post your favorite games, they better make me feel anything or they're slop
>>729819839Oh look at you liking AIslop that got all the awards because the retards giving the awards were too dumb to do their research.
A lot of the complaint about E33 required skill comes from people with a big misconception on JRPG.They seems to think that jrpg are a genre of game that actually require skill, when in fact,they don't. It's a genre for mouth-breather.So yes, pressing the parry button at the right time, isn't super skill intensive, but it's still more complicated than 99% of the jrpg available.
>>729826027>GOTY candidate, lost to Sony moneyhatting>high critic scores>high user scores on every site and platformWhy is it trash?
>>729826383>They seems to think that jrpg are a genre of game that actually require skill, when in fact,they don't. It's a genre for mouth-breather.Post proof that you've beaten a Saga game.
>>729826053I don't play Pokemon nor do I play it on a competitive level. I'm more thinking of Strategy RPGs like Fire Emblem. There are a lot of things that can go wrong in the middle of the fight, such as attacks missing, or getting a critical hit and losing your unit. You're expected to deal with this loss and still win, that's why there are Ironman runs of these games.I never played one game from the Shin Megami Tensei series, but I heard from others regarding the challenge. Someone who has played SMT can tell me more about the gameplay, it sounds like it demands the player to make use of all the game's systems.For party-based RPGs, I like the SaGa series. It has a Life Points system so you can't heal your party back from the dead forever. Multiple dead party members usually leads to a loss so it's important you don't let them die in the first place.
>>729819839Why the fuck were you pretending it's not? What kind of idiot are you? Did you even take a single screenshot of your play? How many low effort threads using presskit pics are you fucks going to put up with.>>729826408Derailing. I'm mad they didn't include romance with Hulklenberg. That is all. Continue.
>>729826245Uhh I actually don't have a list ready and I don't care about you're opinion. But for example - I love Tron 2.0, which was buried by Disney. Bright colors, high contrast visuals. I don't care so much about the settings - it's just one of my favorite shooters due to its presentation, and I replayed it like 5 times. I'm aware that to most people it isn't visually appealing. I see nothing special or memorable in E33 the same way, and I have no idea what do the fans see.
>>729826731Wow a cortana knockoff, does nothing for me.SLOP
>>729826408>worst music atlus ever produced>surface level story and cliche>Bad character design>outdated mechanics>way too long and repetitiveThe only reason it's on the map is because it's Atlus, and because it was a jrpg without the "icky anime" you usually find in Persona.
>>729826383>So yes, pressing the parry button at the right time, isn't super skill intensive, but it's still more complicated than 99% of the jrpg available.Good thing I'm talking about the 1% when talking about skill in turn-based games.
>>729825887Fair enough. I think the gameplay itself is very good, but the game as a whole is great because every single part of it is good or better.>>729826031you and me might be the only people on /v/ who play games, but you'll have to do better than that to fool me, pal.
>>729819839then gaming is doomed if this is the trash you call "kino". you dont want to admit it but you're a fake gamer to the core.
>>729820903>It tells a story!No it doesn't. It began telling a story and then it just became an episode of keeping up with the kardashians.
>>729826463I beat Unicorn Overlord so shut your mouth when you're talking to me fool
>>729827462post your top 3 kino games then, anon. Let's see it
>>729827740That's not a SaGa game, and anon was asking if you've beaten one SaGa game.
>>729827462gooner troons such as yourself are not real gamers
normalfag core movie game like balding gay 3. Devs are EX ubisoft cocksuckers too, if you like this shit you are a total faggot
This thread was better than the other that is active. Why are people shilling this average game though.
Is it better than Baldur's Gate 3?
>>729831002No
>>729831002Depends how gay you are. French gay or actual gay. Either game you play you will have to be a fag or a woman to enjoy tho.
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>>729822404>>729822250You're thinking of lordosis, retard. Scoliosis is left-right deformity, lordosis is what women force on themselves when they push out their asses with extreme anteior pelvic tilt
I'm surprised at the lack of nude mods on Nexusmods. There's barely any...
