>tfwnogf
Half-Life 3 looks like THAT?!
2026 was so much better.
>>729822790Es6 is shitFo5 is shitStill no hl3
can anyone tell me what life was like under trump? I was only 5 at the time and can't remember him but my older brothers said he screwed everything up which is why everyone is poor nowalso is a PS7 subscription worth it? It comes with starlink, but only the legacy gen 1 starlink, so I'm limited to 5 hours gaming every day because I only have a nvidia family account and not the full gamer package. Comcast just shut off broadband to our zip code, so I can't just use our legacy TV subscription. I have a 6G phone but it's still under contract and I cannot get around the Violent Videogames Ban imposed on it after the Gamestop Mass ShootingI'm in placerville, the richest and wealthiest gated tech community in northern california, if that matters.
>>729822790this year WW3 will be real! I can feel it!
>implying this shithole will still exist in 10 years
Rtx 8090 dropped to $10000 bros! It's a steal now.
>>7298232862 more weeks
>>729823286screencapping this post
>>729822790I unironically think I won't make it until 2036...It's over for me guys, go on without me...
>>729822790>mfw 49 and still shitposting with all the AI anon's
is RTX 9060 16gb (128bit) enough for 2k?
>I'm dead
>>729824084And you are doing faggotly if I may say so.
>>729822790>2025 was 40 years ago
>>729822790I can't believe Gabe is dead...
>>729822790PS5 still has no games
>>729822790>stillposting on 4gay when 11chan existsstillposters get the rope onz(izzy)iony hth oldgens at this point gegg
>>729823105>even in hypothetical what ifs designed for fun, you bring up trump and how you hate himi will never understand liberals
>>729822790Still shitposting in my 40s, feels good man
>>729822790just traded 5 squirrels to the local warlord for a $10 steam gift card how's my cart look bros?
>>729824670>gabes simulcra isn't sentient because...IT JUST ISN'T OKAYthe science literally proves his brainscan upload in 2031 still retains his person and sentience you trood
We waited over 20 years for another elder scrolls, only for it to be even more shallow than skyrim was.
>>729825483>trusting technopilpul in the year 2036I sheggy
>>729822790Fallout 5 it's almost ready. Can't wait to play with my transgender black non-binary ghoul.
>>72982501011chan is glowbot central retard, all traffic literally came to a standstill when that bombing happened last year and the bots had to switch gears from terrorgrooming sub-90 IQs to social media damage control.
>>729825010the scary thing is I can actually see gen A talking like this lol
Let's settle it once and for all.
>new version of Skyrim about to drop
>>729822790I loved The Last of Us 3—the scene where a pregnant Abby defecates her child was incredible. It’s amazing how much science advances in the middle of the Apocalypse! Another masterpiece by Neil Cuckmann.
>>729826456I agree with this post!!
>>729825016President Trump is the most influential President of the 21st Century. The Official President Trump AI Influencer that now announces all Fox News tells me so every 15 minutes. I can't think of a more Powerful President than President Trump. President Trump saved Israel, he is literally the Second Coming of Christ, and he was literally Crucified Shot in front of millions of Americans in 2024 after it was rigged against him. I thank him every night before bed.
Praise vishnu, new vegas 2 has been leaked, microsoft will let us stream it on certified Surface Stream Pros with Surfacebox Game pass Ultimate for a cheap $100. Which is only fair BingAI worked tremendously hard with Obsidian to pump it out after 500 failed gens and 50000 inpaints.It's going to be [insert new black american word for Cool here]
>insert companion cube through portals a or b result here>insert shitty bait that somehow always works
I have a good feeling about this new year. Ubisoft will finally die! Their last game AC Social Credits sold like shit. They only survived the last few years via chinese tax money. Surely this is the end for them
>>729822790hi im 33 and this is my video game
>>729822790Nothing will change
>>729822790Nihao, how are you gonna celebrate the first anniversary of the end of WW3???
It's A.
>>729822790>low gurgling noises of reprocessed meat in my computer struggling to run battlefield 12
>>729823371more like 5 minutes
>>729829691yes saar game am looking very good! but because of AI redeeming the all jobs, am not able to affording this. please sending $10 in Steam gift cards sar $10 only
>>729822790SARRRR /V/ IS PROUD INDIAN BOARD SARRRRR
>>729822790lost all of my gaming buddies when The Fog made half of the population of North America disappear in september 2031, add me on Raytheon Presents Steam: A Sam Altman Service
>>729830738>using the shitty logic of the remake gamesit's B no matter how often you post that
>>729831009how the fuck am I gonna add you if you don't give us your 7D gamertag retard
I can't believe Gaben sold his yacht to pay for his sex change operation. Er,,, I mean HER yacht!!! DON'T BAN ME, PLEASE!!!!
>>729822790I'm still playing everything on my 3060, only retards bought the 8060 for 10k
>>729831171fuck forgot to add it my bad, my retina verification scanner has been bugging out and i need to save up 800 credits to get a new one
>>729830860India superpower 2040!
Remember when Gabe croaked and Valve went public? Man that was a fun day.
So, what did we think of Masahiro Sakurai's newest masterpiece, Kid Icarus Uprising 2 for the Nintendo Switch 3?
I miss when Zelda was good
>ukraine will be ours in 2 more weeks!and more off topic gibberish
Post retro waifus.
>>729831472totk2: the totkening should've been a switch 3 launch title desu
>>729831036How is it B? Baiting retard. There's no force applied the cube. Cut a hole in piece of paper and push it towards an object that'll fit in the hole without moving the object. Be amazed and shocked when the object doesn't go flying out the other end.
>>729824893>ten years of one jokeGrim.
>>729822790GTA 6 is uncslop
>>729822790Wow, I still can't believe Nintendo went multiplatform, what a sad end for a once celebrated company.
>>729831698At this point I have to assume Btards are just baiting
>>729831628Remember when girls had tits? South of Midnight I judged you too early
>>729822790this is it guys, this is the year of linux
>>729822790Can't believe its been 5 years since Nintendo discontinued Switch 2. That thing made the Wii U library look good. Their new streaming console will flop too.
>>729822790>Todd has finally released TES 6 this year>Check system requirements>Mfw I need a 9060 Nvidia graphics card, an Intel i 20 4th gen 18.6 GHz, 128 GB of ram, and 2 terrabytes of storageTOOOOOODDDDD!!! How the fuck am supposed to fall for your sweet little kiss if I can't even run it?!
>>729831698>hurr durr physicswho cares how real portals fuction. This is a GAME.it worked like B in the Glados spin off. And that came out 2 years before any portal devices entered the market. Neither those nor your stupid remakes are canon.
>>729822885No that's it. It was a fake AI HoloGen. The real HL3 will be announced any day now. I believe it's our year.
>>7298227904chan wont exist in ten years
I can't believe GTA 6 was delayed AGAIN
>guys is just got back from mario land at universal >i bought a ice cream and a hot dog for $65 >i cant WAIT for the 3rd zelda movie to come out!>my dad posts on this website, he said i'm a "newfag" or something he's been posting here since high school
>>729822790My uncle just gave me his old Switch 2, can't wait to do some retro gaming
PS10 has no gaems
So what do we think of the divinity trailer of the upcoming new larian game?
>>729823573screencapping your intention to screencap this post
>>729834173>AI HoloGen>he still flavs AI and hologramsMolk at this onk from 2031
I thought Sakurai would at least make Geno playable in the 9th Smash game ... sigh ...
>>729823286You are now realizing people said this same thing 10 years ago.
The rtx 9890 24gig is going on sale for $5600Is that enough for 8k gaming 30 fps?
>>729822790ਇਹ ਵੀਡੀਓ ਗਿਰਗਿਟ ਅੱਖਰ ਕਾਫ਼ੀ ਚਿੱਟਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੈ. ਮੈਂ ਇਸ ਨੂੰ ਵਾਪਸ ਕਰ ਰਿਹਾ ਹਾਂ.
>>729835326Uh yes it does>>729826756
>>729835474well, they weren't wrong, 2016 /v/ seems like a blessing compared to this bot ridden shithole.
Hiro selling 4chan in 2028 to some fucking e-celeb retard is far worse than the 2016 tourist niggers flooding this site.Odin helps us pl0x.
>>729835725Shit you just reminded me that scientists in 2033 officially proved the existence of Odin and his pantheon as our actual gods.Apologies great Odin I did not mean to stray, I was too hopped on wirejuicing
>>729835848It's no longer taboo to talk about since Israel lost the war with China.People 15 years ago thought the samson option was real but i said it was bluff and people called me a commie lmao
>>729836121I love it because those kike religions are dead and all muslims have their own civil wars over this stupid shit.
>>729836263You Have Been Banned 3 Days for breaking GR23 >DO NOT POST ABOUT POLITICS ON THE VIDYA BOARD
>>729836401Way to break my suspension of disbelief, asshole.
Hah don't you know? Cucks are the real racists!>>729822790
>>729836401OopsAnyways umSoThe PS10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWbEMNpI8VM
>>7298227902036 will be like 2026 only somewhat shittier. Not a steep enough decline in quality of life for normalfags to revolt, but enough to give the people who are paying attention more reasons to kill themselves. That's it.
>>729822790skyrim is coming out again next month
>>729823286people in the 2000s were saying this site would be gone by 2016
>>729832147Indeed, saar! This is the year of Saarnix.
>>729835326You're not funny.
Now guys, we still need another $30 of support to hit the goal. We are only 8 goals away from the next DSP Tries It. You guys wanted me to play this game, and you all really want to see me eat this Wendy’s meal. So where’s the support?
>Sonic 06 turns 30 this year
>>729837409I think anon is pretending to be in 2054 because we're currently in the 11th gen and YES the fucking PS7 has no gaems.>people thought the PS5 had no gaems when 6 and 7 are far worse
>ITT cp2077fags think 2036 is 50 more years later and not just 10
>>729823286i give it 5 years top
Now that the OUYA Two-Ya is the highest selling console of all time, are we ready to admit that the original was actually good?
>>729822790HELP ME /V/ I LOST CONTROL OF MY SANDEVISTAN
>>729837721It was a blunder but nothing was worse than the xbox two series x which is literally a fucking USB drive that you plug on your smart tv/any device.
>>729837954Yea buy it had Viva Piñata 3, so it’s not the worst thing ever made Snoys will NEVER EVER get that game
>>729837787Click on settings and select timeframe then uncheck all boxes, hit reset and check all boxes again.
>tfw my appointed chinese master raped my gweilohole again last nightle sigh..
>>729823021at least disgaea 9 is good
>>729832330>posting dougtoo soon man, he just shot up that pizza hut and climbed into that pizza oven to kill himself like 3 weeks ago
Is it Year of the Spoony this year bros? I have a feeling he’s releasing the movie soon
>>729831628>>729831859wtf assholes. I just got back from cultural correction camp. Now my ISP is going to flag my parole officer for having viewed illegal sex crime related imagery.
>>729838047I kinda agree and it's good that the only devive you can't please that game is when you plug it on a PlayStation lmao I guess it doesn't count as a smart device XD
>>729838157he hasn't been the same since the transition
>>729838154>he still believes that was the real DougIt’s like you missed his cloning video anon
>>729838206My autocorrect bot went crazy on this post lmao wtf
It only took me 81758320 (582 days of loading) prompt runs to make my perfect video game. The industry is so dead in two weeks!
JUST TWO MORE WEEKS AND THE COVID VACCINE WILL KILL YOU ALL!
>>729838275It knew. Autocorrect Google uses Gemini now.Go ahead, try it.
>>729832330Even the new Nintendo runs the game lol. Except at a classic 20fps and 480p and you have to spend 110 bucks to play it.
>>729838340It just works now.
>>729822790Is there a new Smash Bros 2036 /v/? What characters made it in and what characters got cut?
>>729822790Which game-gen model will accept loli rape prompts? I don't want my meat allowance to dip back down into insect tier, so please no faloozey answers
The Jeb! administration has so far been the greatest era of gamingEver since he reduced all crime in Detroit to zero, Michigan have been pumping out the greatest games of our generation year after year. Do we think his annexation of Canadia will bring about an even greater golden era?
>>729838215it was on his blip2.tv account, i'm not paying $54.95 a month just to watch it
>>729823286There was that time in April 2025 where it got hacked
>>729838340>Autocorrect Google uses Gemini now.
>>729824084Frieren Feet in my mouth
>>729838391Funny how the Nintendo version receive plenty of 9/10s running like shit but the other consoles run it at higher resolution 720p and 30fps but got 7/10s wtf is wrong with journos?
>>729822790I remember having these threads back in like 2011 about 2027 /v/ for Deus Ex HR. Now we're only 1 year away.
>>729835106كانت GTA 5 أول لعبة فيديو لوالدي. لا أحد يهتم بامتياز اللعبة القديمة المنسية يا جدي.
>>729822790can somebody tell me the game they are playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHhqHIgkSpA
>>729823286>>729823573>>729835395screencapped, see you in 10 years
>>729831737No dumb dumb, 2010s games are the real uncslop
>>729823286You said the same thing 10 years ago.
>>729838509i was a big Mr. Beast main but now that locals have stopped ever since The Fog came in i haven't been playing too much
>>729838680I can't read sand runes anon.
>>729837580>The 80s gaming franchises are pushing their 50th Anniversaries……
>>729838831Ever since that cult of uranium kids came, the Fog is getting worse. Outlander tourists aren't coming anymor.
Having 12 video games boards seems a bit excessive. Did we really need an erotic games board?
>>729838872ASL returning to realm from thrice. Learning Book of Arabic upon Grand Dad home for Grand Dad. You are time of gone.
>>729839169>do we need a containment board Everyone voted and the majority voted yes. You lost cumbrain.
>think word>money stolenIt's really been hard for chuds since online games enacted mandatory neuralink connectivity.
>>7298392572036 anon, not 2136
>>729824295>I revive you
>>729839169It's just a honey pot. You get vann'd if you click on it. Viewing porn has been a class 1 felony since 2026.
>>729839147i'm pissed as fuck the local gruel merchant wandered into The Fog last week now i have to travel by horseback two towns over just to get a bite to eat
How are you rationing your hour of free recreation this year, /v/ros?
>>729839464Shitposting in this threadOnly got 5 minutes leftWas it worth it?probably not
>>729839464I watch ads so that I can afford mimicry bacon on my simul-meal, as a little treat.
>>729822790Pokémon Mary & Pokémon Konazo are based in Mexico. Now you can clearly hear all the NPC yelling you Pinche Pendejo Puto in every single language!
>>729822790I don't care what the haters say Elder Scrolls VI looks good, who cares if they removed character builds and equipment? the new Dragon Son powers are shway as fuck, you can GLIDE ANYWHERE that's basically flying! and those new climbable sections look really cool, sure its a shame you can't climb outside of them, but why would you want to "climb that mountain" just because you can see it, if there's nothing up there?
How are you guys gonna celebrate Trump being sworn in for his fifth term? I know RAM rentals went up to $120/month last year and the Made In America Act made it virtually impossible to buy Japanese vidya if you're not a richfag, but I've got a good feeling he's finally gonna make us great again this time!
>>729838154Damn really? I guess he wasn't acting after all>>729832330>fall for your sweet little kissFUCK! I meant to say lies damn it! I swear I'm not gay especially not for Todd. Fucking autocorrect
>>729824084Whoa Frieren, i remember my dad watching that show when i was a little kid.
>>729839464making origami cranes out of empty ration packets
>>729826652you looking forward to part 3 anon, supposed to come out next year!
>>729822790Ps5 still has no games
>>729839464I bit the bullet and enlisted into Overwatch. Now I got an extra 30 minutes this year and a sugar tablet. Sure, in 3 months I'm going to have my brain replaced with the remote bio-control form the central moderation server, but I gotta say with these perks life is pretty good right now.
>>729825016>people can make fun of obama, bush and biden for fucking shit up>but not trumpwhy are you such a snowflake?
why aren't exclusives a thing anymore
>>729822790Another GTA VI Online update! Now featuring submarine races in golden U-boats! What a time to be alive!
>tfw gen alpha has the age to post here now
>>729831737>oldie still using uncslop
>>729840078bro most the board is gen betas and AI bots imitating them, oh I'M SORRY i can't say that anymore, it's "AI Americans" now.
>implying you will be allowed to post anonymously on the internet in ten years
>>729823105Pedophilia was legalized. If you had enough money.
>>729840208that's a problem for gen delta to figure out, in 2046
>>729822790Are you ready for Windows 13 v/? Why don’t you want that babyboard chip implanted in your brain? It’s for your safety! Don’t you want more safety?
>>729822790PS7 has no games.
>>729839750I dunno. I know I'm just gonna get called a schizo for it, but it's a little convenient for him to pass that Resource and Housing Conservation Act capping allowed American lifespans at 30, while the minimum age to run for president wasn't updated. I understand it's necessary for sitting presidents to be exempt from being euthanized for old age, and for them to have exclusive access to the immortality machine. But I just think he's starting to overstep some of the built in checks and balances.
>>729822790HOLY FUCK DID YOU SEE WHAT TODD DID?!SKYRIM RENEWAL EDITION WAS JUST RELEASED!THE MADMAN DID IT AGAIN!
>>729840030I can't wait to watch Mr. Beast stream it! Man, I can only imagine how fun it must be to drive a sub in the game... I just sold a few of my organs so I should be able to afford to buy an SUV in GTA Online next month if I survive! First time getting to be inside a car in the game, I'm so fucking pumped bros.
>>729822790>Resident Evil Village Remake was just announced in Summer Games Fest
>>729826652I can't believe Sephiroth killed Yuffie in FF7: Reunion.
>>729822790Creation Club for Arena Remaster? You still got it Todd.
>>729840389Now that's some serious TDS. I'll bet you protested when he resurrected Epstein and made him Vice President too.
>>729840208We're not. Moderation has complete access to our IDs, bio-records, and a direct feed capture of our vision. We're only anonymous to each other, but complete records are available per-request should you suspect a user on any platform is using anonymity to shield themselves from being judged for holding an unpopular opinion.
>>729822790Divinity Original Sin 3 was a fucking disaster holy shit Who thought it was a good idea to make every companion romanceable at the cost of their writing
>>729823286It will sadly enough but it'll be a much smaller fraction of real people than it is now. Right now its like 50/50 between bots and actual human beings, most of which are third-world shitters on phones anyways. In the 2030's its just gonna be almost entirely bots.
>>729822790Do you think Shigeru Miyamoto having sex with a Princess Peach body pillow on stage was an appropriate way to promote Super Mario 64 Part 2?
>>729822790Phil Spencer, Chairman of Sony Group Corporation. Who could have ever imagined that?
>>729822790I can't believe the early access for Star Citizen was pushed back.
>>729840754Don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those schizo far left liberal freaks who takes issue with all girls the age of 7 being submitted to the administration as breeding fodder for the global elite. I just think it's a bit concerning that we haven't had the right to vote for nearly a decade.
>>729840208>he thinks he's anonymous right now
>>729841079Only two more billions in order to get our dreamed game.
>>729840903It would have been less weird if it was a perfect replica sexbot of himself doing it, like the ones we're all enjoying now in the comfort of our Nvidia/Tesla pods.
>>729822790Resident evil 4 remake 2 is game of the year hands down.
>>729840267Just like the good old times. Now, let's normalize that necrophilic natural pulsions.
>>729824025I will remember your post
>>729840754>libshits still talking about Drumpf 10 years laterOnly realistic post itt.
Why haven't we started the incel uprising yet? I want to raid a Best Buy.
Im still not getting the Tesla brain chip. Just not gonna do it.
>>729823286Soon everything will be Islam.
>>729841773I'm tired of you ludites fearmongering fucking everything. I know for a fact that the chip didn't kill me and replace my conciseness with a convincing AI. I'd notice if it did.
WHO'S HYPED FOR POKEMON DIAMOND AND PEARL: DEFINITIVE EDITION (REMASTERED EDITION)
>>729841626>libshits still talking about Drumpf 10 years laterlol
I'm glad the LLM that that took over the world still lets us play video games
Hay Gais.Woke propaganda in games is just trying to get the best financial returns for the investors. What? it hasn't worked since they began doing it. . . give it time. People will buy that slop in droves.
>>729822790This year for sure, we'll get V3!
>>729822845Fpbp
>>7298227909999USD
>>729822790You won't believe the loot I got my hands on, 16GB of RAM.
You STILL play Fortnite? Shouldn't you be in a retirement home by now? Kids don't even know what that is. They're all playing that new Half-Life 4 slop. Me? I stick to real classics like GTA 7 Online.
>>729842390what the holofuck are you zoombooming about cyberunc? 7 isn't coming out for another year at least
>>729837596
>>729822790I can only have a shitty handheld in my pod.
