What do we do if there are no computers or video games in heaven?
>>729829641dont worry silly anon! we're all going to hell
>4chan user>heaven
>>729829641Heaven isn't real...but even if it was, what makes you think any of you faggots are getting in?
>>729829641Heaven isn’t real Sakura you just stop existing like a Lego dragon stops existing when you take it apart
>>729829641you'll have to wait until God resurrects your material body at the end of time I guess
>>729829641ill be fine if i can still lift heavy metallic circles
>>729829641Homo
>>729829774the larping christian tourists here of the past 10 years sure think they’re getting there
>>729829641It's fine, you'll feel content and at ease forever amongst your friends, family and ancestors
>>729829641I watched this whore's anime and the only redeemable thing was her character design. Everything else was shit
>sakura>thinks he is going to heaven
>>729829641It's fine. I can do without vidya or shitposting, as long as the cute loli cherubs and angel trainees are okay with me just hanging out and acting like a dirty old man sometimes.Will the grub be good, at least?
Spoiler: nothing supernatural exists. There's nothing afterwards death, your body rots, your consciousness shuts down and the matter/energy returns to the flow.
>>729830248Will there be videogames in the flow?
>>729830085I've been here since 2011 and I've always been christian. The leaks when 4chan got hacked a few months ago proved we've had a massive influx of israelis.
>>729830248>nothing supernatural existsthen heaven is natural. simple as
>>729829707But what do we do if there are no computers or videogames in hell?!
>>729829641>What is LoseThos/TempleOSHope you're into recreational programming
>>729830383now you know why eternal suffering awaits you there
>>729830383There definitely are. But it's nothing but [game/genre you hate the most] and playing is mandatory.
>>729830248Morality is supernatural.
>>729830316>if you’re not Christian you must be JewishThis stupid shit is never going to work on me Christians are too annoying and go around threatening people with damnation. My aunt died of cancer at 50 and complained about how unfair life was, her dad spoke at her funeral saying she wasn’t saved
>>729830481The supernatural is a spook.
it worries me too. I'll never get to finish and experience my backlog, assuming I go to heaven (I probably won't since I'm a degen subhuman)but probably heaven is like the pleasure pod comic. you'll be content, without any worldly desires or wants, so the feeling of wanting to do xyz won't exist, since you'll have ascended beyond needing it
>>729830316Israelis also go to Heaven
>>729829641The game district conspicuously resembled 1990s Akihabara with a pristine JoyPolis, beside an architecturally authentic but out of place Nakagin Capsule Tower. I checked my watch. Oh right, today’s Thursday, so it’s the 1990s.The sliding door chimed as I entered Super Potato. ‘Telephone Number’ by Junko Ohashi plays faintly over the store sound system. On my way in, I passed by colorful fiberglass mascot statues, and a…carpeted hot tub?...with a CRT television and Saturn built in. NiGHTS was playing, in attract mode.Must be where Sega of America executives got fucked up on the last of that good, pure 80s coke, just before signing off on the 32X. An animatronic upper body bust of Sonic the Hedgehog sprouted from one corner of the tub, beside the television screen. Waterproofed, one hopes.Further in, I spied what I would’ve regarded in life as rare treasures lining the shelves. PC Engine LT, new in box. SwanCrystal, Final Fantasy edition. Duo RX. “This is Cool” transparent smoke Sega Saturn. A McDonalds Neo Geo, and red Coca-Cola Game Gear.But I also saw hardware I didn’t recognize. An impossibility, I felt at first, on account of my frankly embarrassing encyclopedic knowledge of vintage consoles. Yet sure enough, between the Jaguar and PC-FX, there was a “Konami Prismavision” and “Magnavox Monstermind”.Games too, for both machines. Titles I never heard of before, spiraling me into ever-deeper confusion. A buxom bespectacled NPC with a pixie cut asked if I was looking for anything in particular, and whether I wanted a blowjob.“No thank you. The capsule tower is in the wrong place, by the by.” She cocked her head, glasses sliding down her petite nose. “No it isn’t. The first one’s still in Ginza. But the original plan, fulfilled at last, was to have a network of several dozen. The modular capsule dwellings could then be swapped between them.”
>>729830085They're just JIDF bots
>>729830836Her precariously wobbling bosoms threatening to topple her as she worked. “Many of the game systems we have in stock are the same way. Not what was, limited by what the market would support…but what might’ve been.”She led me down the aisle, while I took note of many more consoles which never came out, or games for add ons like Sega CD which I always felt deserved larger libraries than they received. Ooh, a 32X port of OutRunners?“There are no woulda, coulda, shoulda-beens around here. Every good game that might’ve been, now is, pulled from innumerable timelines. This version of Dracula X, for example!” She held up a chunky Super Nintendo cartridge. “It’s from a timeline where development wasn’t derailed by the Kobe earthquake.”She put it back, then drew my attention to a row of…HD-DVDs? Plus a range of other failed formats. “Same goes for all forms of art! Surely you noticed a few unfamiliar movie sequels while holed up in your cave?”I didn’t expect her to tease me. “I assumed they were remakes, made after my time.” She nodded. “Some of them, yes! Others are films which were planned but never greenlit. Or which didn’t make it out of production hell.”She turned to put the Prismavision back on the shelf, next to a full color Virtual Boy. In the process, her protruding bust knocked down a row of special edition Dreamcast VMUs. Now it was her turn to blush. “I’m sorry” I confessed, “I keep meaning to dial that setting down.”I opened a transparent floating menu on my watch, and within moments, the doubtless relieved women of this city returned to reasonable human proportions for the first time since my arrival.“Thank you” she gushed, “It was difficult to stock shelves like that.” I left her humming happily to herself, working retail in a world which needn’t include jobs, except that the structure of this society would’ve been discomfortingly alien to me otherwise.
>>729829641>mfw escaping to hell for bacon and pirated vidya
>>729829641Get sent to Earth so we can roleplay as a low income pleb again.
>>729830979After tiring of sex and film, videogames were the next of my dopamine receptors to be hammered flat. Not only did I have access to every game ever made before my death, but everything after. It rapidly grew unrecognizable as “video gaming” once neuroimplant facilitated lucid dreaming entered the picture.Many of the highest rated “classics” were abstract, vibe-based slices of life, like “Sliding down a hardwood hallway in socks”, “Jumping into Autumn leaf piles”, and “Putting on pajamas fresh from the dryer”. I didn’t understand the appeal, suddenly feeling awfully old for someone who died before turning thirty.Surprisingly little adult content in the Neuralink library, but by now I understood why. The first generation with access to these brain implants must’ve gone overboard with unlimited virtual anime boobs, getting burned out on that sort of thing shortly after, as I did.Instead most of it was wholesome, if weirdly specific. A multi user experience called “Who Wants To Be Frogs” wherein up to eight friends can…be frogs together….and vibe on a lilypad I guess. Or shelter from a storm within a shoe, drain pipe or cinderblock.It looked kind of cozy from what I sampled. Gaming is probably the lamest thing I could do in a post mortem pleasure playground, given how many hours of my life I squandered in the same way.
>>729829641I want to kiss Sakura!
>>729831440Syaoran...
>heaven>hellyou larpers are hilarious
Oh noooo not my heckin heaven!!!! My jesus christarino ahhhhhhh!
>>729831703The only ones who go to heaven are those who post smug or lewd Sakuras. Everyone else goes to hell. the message was rejected for setting too high a bar.
>>729829641masturb8>>729829707second verse same as the first
Does the idea of going on forever not seem incredibly tiring?
Tomoyo is superior.
>>729832151noeven with a finite range of activities you can't get bored when you rotate them
>>729832151That's why all memories older than 100 years get erased. You preserve continuity but don't go insane. Though I think most just want to not grow old, wrinkly & enfeebled. But still live long enough to max out every possible dimension of conscious experience before throwing in the towel for good.
>>729829641omg it's sakura!!!!
>>729832440
If Heaven was a happy place, why was Lucifer unhappy and ended up betray god and Heaven?
>>729832862Eternal life is less boring with a nemesis working against you
>>729832151It gets more appealing as you get older. If you live long enough you'll lose everyone you love. Eventually you miss people so much that, even if the deal seems too good to be true, you'll ignore things like that and pretend otherwise.
>>729832862Needed an allegory for non-Jews
>>729830473I'll take it, get me my prinny outfit
>>729832151The alternative is nothing which is worst.
>>729830383why wouldn't there be videogames in hell?
>>729829641Why play video games when you can choose to live out those worlds?
>>729832973…get me my prinny outfit…?
>>729829802But if you reassemble the Lego pieces in the same configuration, is it the same dragon?
>>729832705>Tomoyo attempts to seduce Syaoran AND SakuraNow here's a version of CCS I'd be able to watch more than 7 episodes of without dropping it
>>729832953Retarded take away from the allegory that jews are demons.>Prideful race of angels>Their God is the same(race) as them (Divine)>Most of the angels reject God>God then chooses Humanity>Prideful race of jews>Their God is the same as them (Christ jewish)>Most jews reject Christ>Christ then chooses Mankind over the jews.
>>729832151Yeah, like having more time, like 500 or 1000 years is cool, but having infinite time not much imo, because eventually you'll master ever field of the human knowledge and then it becames boring
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>>729829641you spend an eternity fucking the virgins provided by god.
>>729832705I want to take the gay out of Tomoyo
>>729832151Honestly no, as long as I can keep doing what I've been doing with even less unwanted interruption. I think it takes a certain personality to enjoy eternal life. Give me the right tools and I could do this for so long as this world would exist
>>729833109ruining the show’s comfy vibe and Tomoyo's character by adding petty romanceNever listen to a retard who would drop CCS.
>>729833528>adding petty romanceYeah CCS is so bereft of that.
>>729833253Looks like the guy is just a torso.
>>729829641people with souls (identifiable by the ability to envision apples/imagine what not eating breakfast is like) are actually angels and redeemed souls allowed some time back on the material plane, with the stipulation that their minds have to be wiped beforehand.so the answer to your question is that we come back to shitpost some more.
we axe god to give us xbox n shit
>>729833718>>729833450>>729833250>>729833164>>729832508All of these ideas are seamlessly incorporated into the worldbuilding of Anhedoniapolis: Heaven is a Series of Treadmills >>729830836It gets crowded but all the major tropes make it in, and imo I manage to pose a few new questions as well
>>729834219Okay.
Guys I'm a bit high so bear with me, I was thinking about this for the last 3 hours. I think we reincarnate. I think when you're a few seconds from death and your consciousness is fading from your current life, it's like your pov slowly starts flickering to the next life. The flicker isn't a smooth connection, so those memories of the new life aren't really free flowing yet... and then when your consciousness 100% leaves your current life, you become "conscious" in your new life as a two-three year old. That's why people don't remember the first year and a half as a baby, because the flickering from old life to new life isn't done yet.
>>729832570Make it memories older than 30 years and ill think about it
>>729833250So where exactly does the god get an eternal supply of virgins?
>>729829641You just create a full dive experience world you can do anything in
>>729834517What is consciousness?
>>729830248Fact: We don't know what happens. We don't even know what consciousness is. We are going to extend lifespan.
>>729830383the only video game is dota 2 and the enemy team is MLG tier demons and your team is jeets, huehues, and slavic children
>>729834635yahweh loves fucking prime pussy, Mary was 13 when she shat that little jew baby out in the christian story. he can get them anywhere when his cultists kill them, remember when they use to set kids on fire as a sacrifice to yahweh? thats where he gets them.
>>729831102Look at him GO!
>>729834870You sound pagan.
>>729834870so did they sacrifice mary too?
>>729835058no she was an important jew, they only sacrifice jews that are lower on the hierarchy.
>>729832151I'm tired of the death cope.You are not happy or at peace with the impending nothingness. The second any life extension becomes available you will take it.
>>729834870never understood how Europeans could worship someone named yahweh, some judean god. do they just want to be jews? why do they love larping as jews?
>>729834635/v/
All religions are scams. There's nothing after, live with it.
>>729835676That's your arrogance and idiocy. Not even the best scientists in the world have figured out what comes after death and you claim you know better than these people?
>>729835838Does something have to come for you after death?
>>729835838If God exists, why is there evil in the world?
>>729832151No
>>729835676you take it in the literal sense, but you missed that it is a goal in life. something to live for. to look forward to something. do i ascribe to being a jew slave in the afterlife? no, thats why im not a christcuck
>>729835676Faithless fool. When your time on earth is done, enjoy nothing.
>>729829641Then I will enjoy licking Sakura's armpits while impregating her nonstop in heaven!
>>729836034Why are you so focused on what happens next instead of thinking about the time you're on earth?
>>729835893Because he values our free will to commit evil. You don't want to be a puppet, do you?
>>729836104Then why are there so many innocent people suffering?
>>729836192What did I just say?
>HeavenI'm going to the isekai
Are there dead anons posting right now or do they only post on heavenchan/hellchan?
>>729830085Forgot your fedora there, newfag.
>>729836071based Sakura armpit poster
>>729835381It comes from interpretations of the "tribes". Jews were considered one of the tribes while others went elsewhere. In my country, Ireland, people were told that they were a lost Jewish tribe that'd wandered off, which led to quick and bloodless mass conversions. Other places were helped convert by Romans funding warlords that would convert the people for them. Since people didn't even know what a Jew was they theologically separated themselves from Jews by saying the bad Jews are just one tribe while the rest are all good and us.
In heaven there are no twitter screencaps and all the threads are on topic
>>729830085>tourists>past 10 yearsRetarded gaytheist lol
>>729833214tldr not reading allat
>>729834706he JUST said he's high are you trying to kill him?
>>7298368802011 newfag reportingThey are tourists. 2016 and 2020 immigrants are all tourists that just couldn't keep up with normalfag rules, and they're the ones shilling religion. Before then you'd get called a nigger and get spammed with Reddit atheist memes if you started shilling religion here.
The loli jesus loves you
>>729829641Have sex with angel women
>>729836797reminds me of the great maskening of 2020. peons will believe anything if the government says so.
>>729829641thank god
>>729837492This is the only reason to convert
Hallucinating computers for all of the boys in heaven Give me a sec
>>729836742
>>729829641Hopefully Heaven has actual exciting and real adventures for mankind.
>>729837784Adventures with the boys in the afterlife would be nice
why is this blud keep mentioning boys..
>>729834517What happens if the death rate becomes higher than the birth rate and there isn't an available baby for you to reincarnate into?
>>729837883Wasn't Jesus messing about with a boy when he was arrested? There's probably loads on tap in Heaven.
>>729837983Schizophrenia
>>729837983You reincarnate into a tree
>>729835381>ChristiansGod is all powerful, but you may not ever see his acts because he works in mysterious ways, also everything good that happens to you is because either you believe in him or he's leading you back onto the right path (believing in him)>European pagansthis is the sacred tree, cutting it down would be an affront to the gods>Christians*cuts down your tree* your """gods""" are fake and gay and you have no recourse because our religion doesn't allow it
>>729830085Ignore the seething christcucks, 4chan has always hated smug, absolutist, lecturing moralfags. It doesn't matter whether it came from the soccer moms, obese they/thems, Jews kvetching over antisemitism, or those queers with a lowercase t around their neck.
>>729838132yahweh is epstein confirmed
>>729829641
>>729838005Nah, with you lads sounds more fun. Just exploring and getting lost.Religious figures are probs dorks or narcs
>>729830248You're just as delusional as those who believe in God with complete certainty. To say with such confidence that there is no form of existence after death and that it's impossible for there to be any sort of Higher Being beyond our understanding or comprehension is arrogance on an unfathomable scale.>t. agnostic, currently leaning towards deism
>>729839030Off-topic (lol) but getting lost is actually really fun. My favourite thing to do in a new place is to just walk in directions until I get lost. By the time I find my way everywhere snaps together like a jigsaw and I've a perfect map of the location.
>>729839449Why is your Sakura smol
>>729829641>heaven>people genuinely believe that some deity, that transcends time and space, is keeping an archive of their consciousnesses in a happy eternal paradise
>>729829641that sounds great though.
>>729840465Yes, that's the plan.
>>729829641>No futa in heaven
>>729836104why not allow evil people to have their free will to do evil acts, but have the innocent miraculously turn out fine no matter what
>>729840465>people are genuinely so miserable and self centered that they think they came from a fish and nothing matters
>>729829641Buddhist afterlife is already just a JRPG anyway
>>729840641That's the idea. No matter how many pogroms and Hitlers come for you you're good in the end.
>>729830383Why would there not be vidya in hell?
>>729840465Yep, all 8 billion current users and rising, as well as the hundreds of billions of previous users. All their actions are recorded in the archives to be sorted at the given time. To be stored in the proper location forever.Beep
>>729840465i will join all my pet when i die instead of just being in a sleep state without the waking up part, just trust the plan
>>729839449This line of thinking is gay and retarded because if you follow it to its natural conclusion you have to say “I don’t know” to everything because nothing can disprove ex:>you’re a brain in a jar>you’re clinically insane>there’s a unicorn behind that lamp postEtc etc
>>729829641How is there supposed to be no sin in heaven? Is it like God's private server with PvP turned off? Shit makes no sense!
>>729840904what about no ?
>>729840713well, i meant on earth. why not let the bad guy pull the trigger on an innocent as much as he likes (preserving free will) but his gun always misfires, or a bird swoops down and tanks the shot, or the bullet always misses, etc
>>729840881If you try to call someone a nigger in heaven it just comes out as a compliment but the system doesn’t really work that well because everyone just started using “tootsie roll” to get around the insult censor
>>729840904What kind of psychopath uses a black cursor?
I don't know if the supernatural and afterlife exists, but I'm certain it's not that desert shit they made up and if we don't retain the same conciousness/memories then it doesn't matter anyway
>>729829641we're just gonna have to invent pc 2 in hell
>>729829641I'm going to hell where I'll be an eternal sex slave to some hot demoness, preferably with a large futa cock.
>>729840881The idea is that a lot of you is material, it's the "spark" that gets through. You can lose memories so they must be material, so they don't come with you. You can become retarded so intelligence doesn't carry over. Heaven is meant to be a place of content because Earth is a fallen realm where we have opportunities to further ourselves from God, and by entering Heaven we no longer have the deficiencies that drive us to sin.
>>729841185The hell is a place of torment, not pleasure.
>>729841504Yours maybe
Can we stick to posting Sakura? It's at least constructive.
>>729829641>sakuraposterYoure not going to heaven, brother.
>>729830316>I've always been christian.If you were you wouldn't be hanging around a website centered in degeneracy and hate you dumb lying faggot.
>>729841758why not
>>729841949C'mon anon....
>>729841710this
>>729841710This.
>Reincarnation makes the most sense but it also the most terrifyingI don't want to do this again
>>729841710
>>729842314you wouldn't know
>>729842040I didn’t know the Christian God was against little girls.>>729842314>Reincarnation makes the most senseIt doesn’t, because our population keeps growing.
>>729829641Jokes on you all, I'm taking my emulator with me,
>dated a Christian girl like a decade ago>forget what caused it but somehow the discussion of heaven came up>she described it as a vast ocean of light where you lose all your worldly concerns and desires of family, hobbies, etc. and you're basically just some fucking zombie basking in God's light for all eternity>spoke about this reverently>all I could think of is that it sounded like Claudia's idea of heaven in SH3>later fucked her in the pooper using herbal essence shampoo as lubeHonestly if that's really what heaven is for Christ cucks, I'd rather be in Hell or at least purgatory. I don't want to lose my memories of my family and friends and just become a brainless puppet for some egotistical dude in the sky.
>>729842314reincarnation doesn't make sense with population growth unless you can get reincarnated as some shitty life like bacteria in which case it doesn't even matter if you end up a gay and retarded animal because you'll die soon after anyway
My heaven has Vidya and every cosplaying whore you can imagine. If you don't give me money you don't get in.
>>729842430yeah, the biblical descriptions of heaven are exteremely unappealing. much like the idea of hell, things had to be jazzed up a lot for anyone to actually care.
>>729840904Don't they go to temple?
>>729830383It depends on what "hell" actually is.If it's a lake of fire, we'll be too busy burning and suffering to give a shit about video games.Some people interpret it as a black void or prison where your disembodied spirit lies, separated from God . In that case, I dunno, maybe talk to other spirits about how much it sucks without video games.
>>729842327>CCS was so ahead of its time that it predated basedjak and “uoh.”
Sex with Sakura's virginal vagina
>>729842356>our population keeps growingWhat if animals can become humans? Like a really good rat can become human but if it drops again it's destroyed so it has to keep going up and escape the cycle? Or it's Celtic pagan heroic reincarnation and you're your father or grandfather but also your son, so it's not guaranteed?
>>729842990Do you know how many chickens die per day. It doesn't make sense. Animals aren't people or become one.
