>>729836542
no one cares i already boughted a switch 2

nintendos stock is down?
time to buy

At this point, Nintendo doomposting has the opposite effect and only makes them stronger

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They've already proven they're not worth supporting ever again.

>>729836542
>after giving up all the gains from a masterfully executed console launch
Crazy to say, their launch window in terms of games was dogshit compared to OG Switch

>>729836542
>reeee fuck Japan look PlayStation moved units with a very favorable Black Friday deal
Are these people serious lol

Deen is growing more powerful every second.

>>729838284
they're insane and will take anything they can get lol

>>729836542
>Bloomberg writers with degrees in journalism and business are literally just repeating Nintendeen talking points in written form
Fucking kek

>>729836542
This is what gets posted on news sites?

>>729836542
They'll unleash Pokemon Gen 10 now running on Unreal Engine slop which will make normies lose their minds so this won't matter.

>>729837818
>snoy 5 outsells the switch 2 in november and december
>nex playground sells as much

>>729836542
Prove what, Nintendo already won? It's time for these Snoyalists to lose their jobs. It's like they're currently ignoring the AAA collapse right now. $100 will kill AAA, $1000 will kill PlayStation, a $700 PS handheld without the dock, I mind you, is a death sentence for the handheld. Shouldn't these retards be more worried about the current state of their dying industry?

>>729836542
>tfw you have no games and it makes the news

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>>729836542
You know what they can fucking "prove"?
Putting picrel in fucking prison like the fucking (((kike))) puppet stooge he is. Man is a puppet of them and answers to them and fucking does (((their))) bidding while being a fucking Pokefaggot.

>>729836542
>a masterfully executed console launch
What exactly was "masterfully executed"? They didn't even make enough so there was a huge shortage, and other than that they didn't even do anything. They just put it on shelves.

Nintendo will never die as long as there are millions of enthralled tendies who will gobble up ever turd they shit out without question

>>729836542
the guy that kept making fake news about nintendo and it's switch pro is making up more articles about nintendo, wow

>>729840000
Articles you disagree with aren’t fake

>>729840000
Nice quads

>>729840572
>Switch pro is totally a thing back in 2021
Absolutely fake news

>>729836542
>the closest thing to a 'win' sony has gotten was putting the PS5 on clearance price for black friday and outsold nintendo for a single week

>>729840671
>mental midget doesn't understand the impact a chip shortage might have on production of a newer model
>when the oled dock can display 4k for literally no reason

>>729839721
Based.

>>729836542
>Nintendo has to prove itself
>Has a Switch 2 exclusive fromsoft game

people keep forgetting about it lmao

>>729836542
>ram shortages hit sony the hardest
>GTA 6 delayed a year, probably longer
>more GAAS shit getting cancelled left and right
>PS5 sales fall in half
>somehow nintendo is the most effected

>>729840850
It wasn't true then, it's not true now. coping this hard about a lie and doubling down is pathetic

>>729840671
the switch 2 is the "switch pro" retard
switch 2 began production in 2019

>>729838481
i never doubted him

>>729840981
must suck being stuck with a double digit iq

>>729841015
Being this retarded should be illegal
It's a New system. Does the PS5 Pro run games the PS5 can't?

The next 3D Mario will demonstrate how far Nintendo has come with their graphics.

>>729836542
i dont really care anymore

>>729841174
The next 3D Mario will be Breath of the Wild'd and will kill Nintendo for good.

>>729841117
>It's a New system.
Yeah like New 3DS. Except they're milking it more.

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All they need to do is announce a new 3D Mario and Smash and the Switch 2 will be instantly saved. Who the fuck asked for a new 3D DK game, especially with how shitty DK64 was?

>>729841521
The next 3D Mario will be the definitive Super Mario game.
It will be just how I love it.

>>729841015
>switch 2 is the switch pro
so hows that switch 2 emulation coming then? its just a switch right? you were claiming the emulator already existed before the thing even launched

>>729839725
>They didn't even make enough so there was a huge shortage
That was on purpose retard-kun.

>>729841015
I never heard of a Pro console that's a full generation stronger than the non-pro version, anon.

>>729837857
This. I can't justify even buying merch anymore because I'm so jaded by their fuckery

No Zelda No Buy

>>729837590
I care,

>>729837818
Mind explaining how?

>>729838284
You're literally the only one in this thread who mentioned Japan.

>>729836542
Switch 2 died as soon as it released without an Extreme 1-2TB card from Nintendo.

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>>729836542
>WE MUST BE BETTER MEN AND PROVE OURSELVES!

>>729839721
This

>>729843519
every time some retarded snoy starts screaming that something bad will happen to nintendo, it instead happens to sony

>>729838850
Still clinging to that? Circana conveniently miscounted anon, the PiS5 was down -40% compared to the switch in the real numbers.

>>729839365
Westoids are well aware they already fucking lost the soft power wars for the foreseeable future, they just are desperately grasping at the air to take someone else down with them.

>>729844102
This shit gets worse over the fact when a new soft power can rise (Valve), they try to push them down as well. These fuckers really want only normalfags and wokeness and nothing else. How retarded can they possibly be.

If Nintendo fucks up 3D Mario then they are done as a platform. And I bet 3D Mario is going to be their next $80 title.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWbEMNpI8VM

>>729836542
THE FIRE RISES BROTHERS
I can't wait to see tendies insisting every economic journal is wrong lol

>>729843975
I'm fucking sick of Cuntaro Fuck-You-Kawa's faggotry and he should be violently thrown the fuck out, along with these faggot (((investors))).

>>729844319
They're an American company and these AAA American shitters want them to crash and burn instead be a beacon for American gaming.

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>>729844237
>WAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAH! THEY RUINED 3D MARIO! BUY PS5! PLAY PS5 GAMES!

>>729840960
>implying they forgot and aren't just coping
come on anon.

>>729841174
silence snoy false flagging cur

>>729844756
You aren't fooling anyone.

>>729844102
you really should stop using that antiwhite slur ''''westoids'''' anon.

>>729844187
>These fuckers really want only normalfags and antiwhiteism and nothing else.
fix'd that lad

>>729844549
Well yeah, Valve is objectively more pro-consumer than Nintendo. Nintendo should be more like Valve.

>>729844790
>says the faggot that shills for antijapanese trash
>wants people to buy mon hun wilds
>constantly pops up when nigger faggots 1-3 start losing
git ye gone scum

>>729844819
But Shitendo won't because Shitendo is an old-fashioned publically traded anti-customer company.

>>729844893
I do not care about Monster Hunter.

>>729844819
Nintendo actually makes games. That’s what I care about as a consumer. Valve makes drm, that’s it.

>>729844982
malding on the first day of the year.
that's -1,000karma to sony eric.
you can just stop doing this bullshit anyday now.

>>729845024
Half Life Alyx and Deadlock are better and more fun than anything Nintendo makes

>>729845034
Eric won
Nintendeen won
PS5 won
Steam deck won
Nintendo lost
Shitch Poo lost
Mario lost and got beheaded
Samus lost and got raped

>>729844982
Only because they fucking kiked out, you fucking retard. Especially in recent years. (((Investors))) are a fucking cancer mixed with giga-AIDS on ANY industry (((they))) touch. Therefore, they should all be wiped off the face of the FUCKING PLANET.

>>729836542
when are people going to start hating AI enough to do anything about this? why the fuck does the entire world need to suffer so that their precious AI economic bubble doesn't crash? ffs

>>729845072
Keep telling yourself that, valve cultist.

>>729845163
People do, the people pushing it are middle/upper management type boomers who salivate over the possibility of replacing their staff with AI.

Hook line and stinker. Right now Nintendo is in their "everything has to be BotW phase." It's going to take years before Nintendo stops trend chasing BotW and start innovating again. It might be too late for Switch 2 as a platform. But perhaps next gen can have hardware innovation assuming AGI and cloud only services doesn't destroy the computer industry, video games included.

>>729845119
Eric won and had sex.

>>729844819
reminder valve took a mod for a different game and crammed it full of MTX and lootboxes
reminder they effectively invented the battle pass
reminder they helped bethesda try push for paid mods
reminder they took what at the time was a paid game and crammed lootboxes on it
reminder they have a ToS rule that says sheckelberg can ask to remove your game from the store and they will do it no questions asked
reminder gabe would rather buy another yacht fleet than make their own payment processor like dlsite did
calling valve pro consumer is a bad joke

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>>729838284
Japan is Nintendo's third biggest region while the US is the biggest. If its failing in America, then its going to be a struggle at best even with Japan doing well. The article also doesn't mention how the Switch 1 and 2 combined sold 10% less than just the Switch 1 did last year.

The Switch 2 is also priced more aggressively in Japan and they'll have to raise the price there if its not selling in the US and the yen doesn't strengthen. Even the Japan success story might be short lived

>>729845072
>a meme VR game with a girlboss jeet and DEIlock will totally save gaming guize
if thats the best westoids have to offer the west is fucked

>>729845829
I love how Nintendofags are trying to paint America as an irrelevant market for Nintendo when a fucking third of the Switch 1's sales have come from there.

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>>729845829
>while the US is the biggest
Was.
And it's only gonna get worse when the mutt economy gets fucked by the AI bubble popping.

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Lmao

>>729845829
>if
switch 2 is still selling out
meanwhile PS5 sales dropped 40% from last year despite going on sale for $200 off

>>729846024
>according to circana
yes according to the source that doesn't give actual numbers

I just want the new NoA president to strip broadcasting licenses to all the Smash TO's for damaging their brand.

>>729845841
You say that while NoA censors every game lol. Enjoy your TTYD censored script

>>729846165
>if nintendo isn't winning then it's a fake report made up by a cabal of sonyfags in the government to hurt nintendo

>>729845829
What are we basing the Switch 2 failing in America on, being beat by PS5 in November when the latter had multiple discounts?

>>729845829
Oh shit its this copypasta again

>>729846012
Keep dreamin snoyim

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>>729846662
>it's not fair if the competition is cheaper!

>>729844982
Says the snoy fancuck

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>>729846676
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/v.meta/text/Japan%20is%20Nintendo%27s%20third%20biggest%20region%20while%20the%20US%20is%20the%20biggest./
>1 result found
>copypasta

>>729846661
>snoy goes schizo when you point out basic facts like 'circana hasn't reported numbers in years'

>>729846662
>combined unit sales of Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 were down over 10% from Switch sales last year
>Unit sales of Switch 2 were lower than those of Switch 1 during each console's first November
>https://www.ign.com/articles/video-game-physical-software-and-hardware-sales-just-had-the-worst-november-in-the-us-since-1995

Keep in mind this is the second best month for video game sales. There is a reason you started seeing discounts come Cyber Monday

>>729846713
>get raped for 6 months straight
>panic clearance sale for black friday
>sales plummet as soon as the sales end
>pretend you won because for a single week you have higher sales

>>729846662
its cope
they combined the switch 2 sales with the switch 1 sales so they could claim it sold less, despite last year 0 switch 2s were sold, so they can spam that instead of having to face the fact that PS5 sales fell 40% from last year

>>729846962
I know the Switch was your very first console, anon, but beforehand, consoles would typically have price drops later in their lifespans.
>>729847024
That's stacking the count in Nintendo's favor you absolute retard, to show that they had a dismal holiday season in America even WITH that counting fortification. How are you still not understanding this?

>>729847113
>snoy says this after sony has raised the price of the PS5 three times and keep raising the price of PSN despite it getting hacked every week
>sony is likely going to raise the price again since the ram shit is going to fuck sony the hardest

>>729847221
>whereas Nintendo wouldn't even bother giving their nearly nine-year-old console based on ten-year-old tech even a temporary holiday discount after hiking prices on it

>>729846024
Yeah and those Japan famitsu numbers aren't even the full picture either, since they miss like 20%+ of sales from online and smaller chains. Meanwhile all the “NA is king” guys lose their minds when the west has a slow month like it means Nintendo's collapsing. It's almost like the Switch actually *is* a global system and not just riding on US whales like the PS5 lmao.

>>729847379
>nintendo raises the price of an old product instead of the new one
>sony greedily keeps raising the price of their 5 year old console

>nintendo has most successful console launch of all time
>errrm Nintendo MUST prove itself
why are they like this?

>>729847414
the NDSfags have been having a five alarm meltdown since nintendo is dominating every market, its why they have to keep grasping for a sale from a month ago

>>729847113
how do you not understand that circana admitted to lying and ignoring some 50% of Switch1+2 sales in their initial reporting?
You nigger.
See you in February for the next report when it's 20mil+ SOLD.
Since Nintendo reports sold, not shipped.
Now cope.

>>729847448
>buh muh launch
We're almost 7 months into this fucking thing's life. Shut the fuck up about the launch, it's not relevant anymore.
>>729847497
You're grasping onto an almost 7-month-old launch record.
>>729847525
>how do you not understand that circana admitted to lying and ignoring some 50% of Switch1+2 sales in their initial reporting?
Because you made it up.

>>729836542
So the PS6 and next Xbox (It will release if only for contractual reasons) are turbo fucked right?
Nintendo at least got in right before this price spike shit and now has a 20 million user base to fall back on.
How the fuck are Sony gonna release PS6 at $800 to $1000 per unit to barely break even and not just immediately implode.

>>729847525
yeah I don't get why people put so much stock in Circana when it's not even counting actual sales and is just polling random people asking them what games they play/bought recently

At least we have Nintendo games

Right guys? Definitely don’t need to raise the price again

>>729847448
it's cope anon.
They literally don't want Nintendo as the undisputed king of vidya.
And will make up every lie to see it done.
Never mind Nintendo is the only company with like 5-7 games coming out in the next 5 months.
They know everyone else is turbo fucked.

The Nintendo Discord is almost in DEFCON-1 mode and it's only two days into the year

>already in the game drought 6 months in
>Prime 4 is kind of shit and it's on the original Switch
>Duskbloods is the only big release for 2026

I really hope they're just keeping their cards close to their chest here because this is already becoming Wii U tier.

>>729836542
I want to say the Feb Direct will make or break it.
But we know gen 10 of pokemon is getting announced and that'll sell more and more units than anything they announce could ever hope to.

>>729842731
Same. I can tolerate an overpriced console, but the pure jewery with insanely priced games and accessories and lawyer nonsense has me noping the fuck out.

>>729847791
The next direct (February probably?) really has to fucking stick the landing. Especially since the last one was kinda shit. they ended it with fucking fire emblem as their hype generator for 2026, jesus christ this thing is fucked

>>729847898
You mean the same shit they've been doing since the NES?
The lawyer shit thst peaked during the DS and Wii eras which people consider golden years now?

>>729847561
>coping this hard

>>729847970
Nintendo routinely had discounts on their 1st party games, great pack in deals, and even greatest hits budget titles.

Yes, nintendo has been doing skeevy lawyer shit for a long time, like what they tried to do with tengen and galoob, but the patent shit was a step too far.

But for the record I have zero issue with them going after piracy, despite supporting piracy. The DS era shit was egregious and I understand them trying to protect their IP.

Shit I worked at a toystore during that era and people would come in with their DSes and window shop games to download when they got home. It was insane.

>>729847929
>Nintendo announces the next 3D Mario in the February Direct
>"NOOOOOOOOO! STOP! STOP IT! SWITCH 2 LOST AND GOT RAPED! BUY PS5!"

>>729847571
>So the PS6 and next Xbox (It will release if only for contractual reasons) are turbo fucked right?
Yup, completely. If the PS6 is $800-$1000, just imagine how much the next Xbox is going to cost since that's mini gaming pc wearing an Xbox mask?

>>729848152
look at you, making stuff up to preemptively get mad at and shit

>>729847791
>game drought
>every month has games releasing
meanwhile the only thing sony has is GTA6 and that got delayed an entire year, and maybe forever the government decides to crack down on rockstar for being evil

>>729847886
>>729847929
Get ready for
>Ocarina of Time 3d: Switch 2 Edition
>Assassin's Creed Mirage: Switch 2 Edition
>Super Smash Bros: A re-release with a bunch of missing characters edition
>More ported tracks to Mario Kart World that are selected through a menu to avoid having to integrate them into the open world
>30 second teaser trailer showing new Zelda title with no date attached at all

>>729836542
YOUR TIME IS UP NINTENDIES

*WHIRRRRRRRRRRRR*

>>729839365
>Snoyalists
kek

>>729845165
I bought my zoomer bro 7 of the top nintendo games. He's played more TF2(20 year old valve game) than all tendie shit combined. Even indieshit like Terraria he's played more of than any singular nintendo title.

As for Alyx, That shit wowed me more than any tendieslop even with a 6 year old laptop.

Needs more exclusives, they need to redesign their storefront so I can filter out all the slop indie indian AI games and they need store music, customization of the OS UI instead of black/white give us themes and let me actually get some good games. The bones are there but it needs work, I cant believe they have the same UI from Switch 1 with 0 changes. Still baffles me.

>>729848213
It's getting the worst version of a bunch of third party games if that's what you're talking about.
But people who bought a Switch 2 generally own a gaming PC or PS5 or something to play the new third party games on. They bought a Switch 2 for Nintendo's games.
And then most of the Switch 2 "exclusives" are also on the original Switch.
In terms of actual Switch 2 exclusives, you got Mario Tennis, Yoshi and Duskbloods this year. Duskbloods is the only one that will move any units.

>>729848335
>got your brother hooked on trans fortress 2 psychological addiction based loot box slop
Grim

>>729848202
But it's true.
You say that "the February Direct has to stick the landing or the Switch 2 is doomed", but the second that they reveal the new 3D Mario, you will throw a melty because you want the Switch 2 to fail.

>>729848404
>its getting the worst version of a bunch of games
but enough about PS5

>>729848452
New 3D Mario won’t be announced for another 5 years. They just made bananza lil bro. Thats your high quality mascot 3D platformer until the final quarter of the Switch 2’s life

>>729848452
again, making shit up to get upset about in advance. being a modern Nintendofag is pure misery and hate.

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>>729848450
>Yeah you know those valve games, full of furries and whatnot

desu I think yoshi looks fun and comfy
Haven't played a yoshi game in a while

>>729848505
The JP version of TTYD uses the censored script

Switch2 was heavily shilled here by hikakin etc.
Its the first nintendo console I am not buying at launch since the SNES.
Its also kinda weird that they probably lost the kids audience. I saw people waiting for pokemon but it was mostly millenials.
As far as I know kids are into roblox brainrot games these days.
Also I saw many games returned immediately, its weird. Buy 9000yen new. Or 5000 used. (Games it not even out for a month)
Its like a steam sale now, let the tards buy it first.

>>729848505
Its funny seeing snoys try to use censorship as a point when sony gutted games harder than nintendo ever did, and sony unveiled their plans for real time censorship of games using AI

>>729848521
>*sniff* nnnoo... Bananza was the new 3D Mario...
>NOOOO don't look at the credits!

>>729847791
>already in the game drought 6 months in
nigga they have been releasing a game each month
meanwhile the PiS5 has yet to have a single game in the entire fucking generation

>>729848570
It's a very aesthetically pleasing game but it doesn't have a unique hook. It basically has the same
>gain an enemies ability
Hook that the last couple Mario games have had. It's also kind of Kirby's shtick too.

>>729848529
I am not making things up.
Why do you get mad when Nintendo announces new games?
This happened with the September Direct.

>>729836542
Still upset that the grift against mario kart world failed as soon as everyone got it for christmas and realized the game is good?

>>729848684
See
>>729848404
There are like 2 real switch exclusives at this point: Donkey Kong and Mario Kart.
Everything else is games available on Switch 1, third party ports or Switch 2 Editions of existing Switch games.
Unless I'm genuinely missing a bunch of big titles?

>>729848706
It happened during the VGAs
the snoys went nuclear when every good looking game shown had a switch logo

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>>729848404
>It's getting the worst version of a bunch of third party games
Weird way of saying "more optimized", which is a good thing mind you.
Reminder valve discontinued the cheap LCD deck, meaning a goydeck is now more expensive than a switch 2 and doesn't even come with a dock.

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>>729848769
reminder the PS5 list got SHORTER
the switch 2 list got longer

>>729848706
>I'm not making things up
>I'm just making things up about something that hasn't even happened yet

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>>729848769
>There are like 2 real switch exclusives at this point: Donkey Kong and Mario Kart.
You're forgetting shine post.
I'm ready for the "d-doesn't count" copes and goalpost movings tho.

>>729848819
Steam deck lets you play Metroid Prime 4 and Pokemon legends ZA for free though whereas it’s 69.99 each on switch 2

>>729837818
The doom posting successfully killed their momentum. doom posting is powerful, it killed Ubisoft and every AAA release in the past couple years.

>>729848875
>cope-ulation
and PS4 and 5 are already emulated so theres no reason to ever waste month on a sony console

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Isn't it kinda sad that microsoft is doing so badly nobody even bothers to insult them anymore? It's all Nintendo v Sony. People don't even doompost about xbox.

>>729848916
ubisoft turned on nintendo and japan so they died
meanwhile every time a snoy tries to doompost about nintendo everything they say happens to sony instead

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>>729847525
>how do you not understand that circana admitted to lying and ignoring some 50% of Switch1+2 sales in their initial reporting?
oh no, it's funnier than that

>>729848848
Alright, then tell me how you are going to react when the new 3D Mario gets announced in the February Direct.
Let's pretend that the new 3D Mario just got announced.

>>729848450
>trans fortress 2
you mean splatroon? yeah, he got bored of it after one hundred hours. Shit is repetitive as fuck and we spent more money on it than any loot box shit in tf2 which was 0(because all the shit can be unlocked for free)

>>729848919
Yeah it must suck ass being a Snoy, almost as bad as being a tendie

>>729848985
Shut up.

>>729848829
You're not getting it though.
Nobody is buying a Switch 2 to play Assassins Creed or Call of Duty.
They already own a PC or a PS5 to play it on.
Exclusives are far more important when you're releasing an underpowered console 5 years into a gen that already has a well established base.

>>729848819
They look and run worse than the ps5 versions. I dunno what to tell you.

>>729836542
Damn so the playstation has no RAM, huh?

>>729848970
I need to see it first.

>>729848965
It sure is weird how much snoys hate famitsu, a site that literally just reports sales and nothing else, while they endlessly shill dishonest shit like circana or VGshartz that keep getting caught trying to make sony look good

>>729848870
I mean, maybe. I don't know enough about it to comment on it I suppose.
I have a feeling it's not moving that many units though.

>>729849027
>coping this hard
sorry that ps5 is dead and sony is burning down

>>729848875
>>729848985
>MUH EMULATION
Oh boy.
>PiS5 emulator was already booting sonic mania and other smaller PS4 titles.
>The PiS5 ROM keys are leaked
>They are the master keys burned into the PS5's Platform Security Processor, which makes the exploit basically unfixable
>The only thing snoys can do is cope and seethe.
Snoys would really benefits from shutting the fuck up at this point instead of letting karma rape their anuses wide.
Somehow snoys are even managing to smear valve with their miasma of bad karma given they discontinued the cheap goydeck after snoys trying to be buddy-buddy with steamgoys.

>>729848167
The funniest thing about this is that the Switch2 will be the only modern console under $500 and that’s the main reason it’ll win the console war next gen without Nintendo actually having to do anything. You’d think everyone would be willing to pay for the best gaming experience but it always proves wrong, that’s never the case. Hogwarts Legacy on Switch is the worst version in existence and still sold almost half of the PS5 numbers. Some people just don’t care as long as it’s playable. It’s about time we realize the richfags are only a minority of the people buying games.

>>729848946
The Xbox console is dead, the next Xbox is a mini pc aimed at fighting against the Steam Machine at either $1500 or even $2000 looking at the RAM shortage. Any in-house Xbox handheld they make will cost $1000-$1100. Xbox is dead and their games are going everywhere. They don't even want to promote the Microsoft Store and would rather promote having third party stores over their own when it comes to their next generation. Xbox is irrelevant no matter how hard Xbots try to make it seem like it's not. I'm speaking as a former Xbot, by the way.

>>729848965
>reportedly

>>729849120
it's not coping nigger
I don't own any current gen consoles right now
Why would I buy a Switch 2 to buy a bunch of games I could already own on my PC?
I am the audience the Switch 2 needs to appeal to and the only thing that is even slightly tempting me to buy one is Duskbloods and the promise of a new Zelda

The panic and denial from switch fanboys here is incredible. To them, Nintendo is an invincible God company and their best friend. Any evidence that suggests a weakness in Nintendo’s sales numbers is immediately explained away as an organized conspiracy between all sales analysts outside of Japan. Bloomberg, which is widely respected for its tech journalism, is in on it. Circana is in on it. They’re all in league with Iwata and Reggie-era Nintendo fans, PC fans, and Sony fans to take down Switch era Nintendo.

>>729849181
>The funniest thing about this is that the Switch2 will be the only modern console under $500
>he thinks Nintendo's going to be immune to RAM price hikes or will be willing to tank the cost under Furukawa

>>729849091
>I have a feeling it's not moving that many units though.
Bruh...
https://store-jp.nintendo.com/feature/feature_year_dl_ranking_2025
It ranked at 15th on the ソフトランキング (Software Rankings), above Yakuza 0 (16th) and Silksong (19th) with basically no marketing on the yearly rankings for the JP eshop.

>>729849293
Well, alright. When I'm wrong I'm wrong.

>>729849181
Yup, Sony is going to look even worse when Valve's prebuilt PCs (Steam Machine and next gen Steam Deck) will cost less than their own hardware offerings. Journalists need to just get over it, 7th/8th gens are over. PlayStation and Xbox will never be on top ever again. Xbox is pretty much dead and PlayStation is clearly dying. They can't keep thinking AAA is where gaming is at. They lost the bet thinking that normalfags would stick around and gamers are over.

Nintendo has been dying since the N64 underperformed. They were never going to recover from the Wii U, remember that?

Like don't these gay retards get bored?

>>729840960
Soulslike fans don't give a single fuck about Bingtendo. Nobody is gonna buy a shitch 2 just for that. It'll be an even bigger flop than Bloodborne, probably the least selling souls game in all of history.

>>729848404
>seriously doubting a Mario sports game to move units
>just ignoring Splatoon Raiders because you know it'll sell 10mil
>just pretending the upcoming directs won't announce new games for once
>ignoring people will infact buy a Switch2 for FE FW and Yoshi
>BECAUSE SHUT UP REEEE
We do this shit every day at this point.
Aren't you niggers tired of being wrong?

>>729836542
All they have to do is keep releasing games for both switch 1 and 2 and treat 2 as a Switch Pro instead.

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>>729848819
>nearly 4 year old hardware has higher npc density and more environmental assets with no fake frames
meanwhile snitch 2 can't run elden ring at all.

>>729849431
These fuckers were screaming PC gaming was dead all 7th generation and that Xbox and PlayStation were the future. Given how PC smoked both over the years, I don't think these journalists know what they're talking about.

>>729842284
>full generation stronger
>the games look exactly the fucking same
lmao

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>>729849073
We are pretending.
The new 3D Mario is called "Super Mario Infinity".
It is an open-galaxy adventure where Mario can fly his starship around the galaxy and land on BotW Hyrule-sized sandbox levels, as well as linear levels that are floating around.
There are powerups, and Bananza Pauline tags along with Mario.
Mario is now in his 40s, and must stop Bowser Jr.'s mama.
The trailer turned the Nintendo NY audience into a mosh pit.

What is your reaction?

>>729848521
why do you choose to ignore reality?
It's been proven 1000s of times bananza was a wholly new team that won't affect the next mario title.

>>729842162
Mario 64 is the definitive 3D Mario game.
The next one will be even shittier than the already terrible Odyssey.

>>729849518
He is scared.

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>>729849357
I'm sure that Astro Bot releasing to both critical and commercial success at a small budget will make Sony realize what they should do is stop trying to make 15 200 million dollar live service games that take studios 5-7 years to develop, and start making 10-20 hour games that cost $30 million to develop and can come out every year or two years. By 2030 we'll have multiple new ratchet and clanks, sly coopers, jak and daxter, maybe even exciting new IPs.

>>729849463
>>ignoring people will infact buy a Switch2 for FE FW and Yoshi
I actually kinda doubt FE FW will move that many units, basically all 3Hfags went deep into NDS territory and normalfags are feeling the pendulum swing which means the niggers and browns will be fairly off-putting.
Forget 3H numbers, it may do worse than engage like XC3 doing worse than XC2.

>>729849463
Nobody is dropping $500 to play Mario Tennis or Splatoon Raiders. I'm sorry but those are not serious titles like Mario Kart or Metroid Prime 4. They're shit you pick up for $25 a year or two later.

They need a Mario Party or Zelda or a new 3d Mario Game, etc. I hope the Direct is good. Genuinely.

>>729849508
>shoehorning his loli Pauline fetish
and I'm out

>>729849228
>I'M NOT COPING
yet here you are seething because all the sony cultist copes are failing

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>>729849492
>with no fake frames
Wrong actually, you need massive dosage of FSR to make anything run half decently on the goydeck.

>>729849613
Last I heard they were doubling down on live service again?
Which is baffling because all of their games that sell well tend to be linear, single player cinematic games.

>>729849625
It's not a fetish.
Tell me what your reaction is.

>>729849613
>I'm sure that Astro Bot releasing to both critical and commercial success
>commercial success
did snoy even do a 2 million bragpost?

>>729849492
funny thing is neither can PS5 pro, that shitbox has to fake it with upscaling and frame generation

>>729848769
So Hyrule Warriors doesn't count I'll take it.
Because that undermines your shitty cope.
Same for Kirby Air Riders.
Even taking out fagemon z-a and prime4 due to cross releases.
Four major 1st party titles is well above what sony and microsoft are doing.
Plus Kirby Forgotten Land got a very nice dlc.
You worthless ass blisters shit heels have been going 'n..nuh dun count noooo' for 8 years.
* years of the general consumer buying all of Nintendo's releases and getting them to sell anywhere from 2 to 30mil.
You are wrong.
You lost.
Accept reality already ffs.
Next year already has 7 fucking exclusives lined up with far more to come.
Get over your childish faggotry.

>>729849463
>seriously doubting a Mario sports game to move units
Insanely delusional. Especially with how recent Mario sports games have turned out, and doubly especially when Nintendo now wants $70 for them.
>just ignoring Splatoon Raiders because you know it'll sell 10mil
Yes, Splatoon without the main appeal of Splatoon will definitely sell 10 million units.
>ignoring people will infact buy a Switch2 for FE FW and Yoshi
Now you're just smoking crack.

>>729849661
>meanwhile Borderlands 4 doesn't even get a switch 2 release because it runs like absolute garbage

>everyone's gonna want a Nintendo console just for spinoffs!
Very optimistic WiiU energy.

>>729849739
It runs like garbage even on a 5090.
At some point you have to accept westoids can't optimize for shit anymore.

>>729849621
We are going to get a new 3D Mario.
Nintendo will probably want to release it alongside the home media release of the Galaxy Movie, so people can watch the Galaxy Movie and play the new 3D Mario back-to-back.

>>729848965
What an absolute fucking nigger faggot inbred twat.
Will these cucks ever stop bending over backwards to suck sonys aids riddled dick?
Beyond embarrassing.

>>729849621
>>729849778
>Nobody is dropping $500 to play mario kart. I'm sorry but those are not serious titles like 3D mario or mainline zelda.
Yeah, about that...

>>729849739
only snoys would be dumb enough to brag about having randy's slop
may as well try go "AHAHAHA nintendo will NEVER EVER get aliens: colonial marines!!!"

>>729849027
>Nobody is buying a Switch 2 to play Assassins Creed or Call of Duty.
whatever cope helps you sleep at night lad.
We already have 3rd party devs saying it's publish on Nintendo or get ruined.
This cope failed.

>>729849724
>Hyrule Warriors
It's a low effort rehash of the last two Hyrule Warrior games which were already low effort Musous.

>Kirby Air Riders
Literally a remake of a Gamecube game.

I'm discounting games I don't think anyone actually cares about. I don't believe for a second anyone bought a Switch 2 for Hyrule Warriors 3 and I don't believe you do either.

>>729849661
AC Shadows’ latest patch got the game running above 30fps on Switch2. Come on, it’s not really fair to use devs who are known for being shit at optimizing their games in your argument

>>729849847
Just like how Mario Kart saved the WiiU.
>>729849884
you fags brag about having Cyberpunk 2077 and a botched Final Fantasy remake 5 years late, shut the fuck up (oh and AC Shadows just now lmao)

>>729849435
>. It'll be an even bigger flop than Bloodborne, probably the least selling souls game in all of history.
Gonna eat those dicks and crows once it outsells DarkSouls1?
Or will you make new excuses?

>>729849914
>remake
new game
a remake would be the demake of demons souls
>shitting on musous
reminder that snoys tried to pretend that dynasty warriors origins was going to "kill the switch!"

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>>729849953
>brag
no
its just funny watching you snoys seethe as games leave playstation so you have to pretend they're bad
hey what RPG were snoys calling GOTY

>>729836542
>London
>Currys

london has fallen

>>729849953
>Just like how Mario Kart saved the WiiU.
Ignoring MK world's sales already to cope?

>>729836542
>A combination of Sony’s pricing, games library and more powerful hardware for living-room play resonated better with American shoppers in the pivotal month for holiday sales, bumping the Switch 2 off the bestseller perch for the first time since it went on sale.
I love how these retards just make shit up like this and don't realize anyone who wanted a Switch 2 already got one. It sold over 10 million+ fucking units in less than 2 months. That's 3 million away from the Wii U lifetime games over the 6 years that it was available.

>>729849914
>>Kirby Air Riders
>Literally a remake
So you're a retard, got it.

>>729839365
>Snoyalists
Agreed with the other anon. I will be using this slur now.

>>729849972
>Gonna eat those dicks and crows once it outsells DarkSouls1?
No, because I'll be shitting solid gold bricks while riding a flying pig when that happens.

>>729849696
nope
they bought some awards for it, paid for a cope article about how its "the best selling platformer ever! if you don't count mario, or kirby, or banjo-kazooie, or croc, or ratchet and clank, or jack and daxter, or any other platformer to ever release" then they forgot it existed

>>729850023
What were the exclusive cutscenes in Sonic Generations, anyway?

>>729849617
>>729849621
>>729849726
>coping
>malding
>seething
Yuh yuh
just like mario kart isn't a system seller.
despite pulling 8 mil on the wiiu. 60mil on the switch and now 10+mil on the Switch2.
Just like
>bruh. bro. wow cringe! ARMS?! won't sell!
then it did 3mil and regularly shamed sf5.
and Astral Chain pulled in 1.5mil.
Just like
>bbananza won't sell ever lmao what a terrible choice
yet has a 30% attach rate
same for air riders
You people are so woefully ignorant of what the actual general consumer wants or is interested by.
Whether by choice and denialof reality. or just being that fucking stupid.
>splatoon raiders won't sell
>he says ignoring it pulled 5mil on the fucking wiiu
Stupid
fucking
inbred
assmad
niggers
LEARN SOMETHING FOR ONCE

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>>729849989
>>729850068
>I paid $70 for half the tracks to be remakes

keep guzzling that nintendo cum faggots

>>729850039
4 years actually. Wii U lasted from November 2012 to before March 2017.

>>729850135
>yet has a 30% attach rate
This was debunked by Nintendeen

>>729850140
>seething this much
LMAO
better than snoys paying $70 only for sony to patch everything to push MTX like GT7 did

>>729850140
Motherfucker, every Mario Kart with retro courses is a remake by that logic.

>>729849914
image needing to lie this fucking badly just to stay in your delusion.
Nintendo's musous are the best selling ones by a larger margin btw.
but I know that angers you

>>729850180
>by Nintendeen
the guy that literally made a cope video about how vgshartzs is totally a valid source?

>>729850135
I literally said that Mario Kart is a system seller.
In my eyes, the Switch 2 has four major titles:
-Mario Kart
-Donkey Kong
-Metroid Prime 4*
-Duskbloods

*It's on Switch 1 but I think people will buy a Switch 2 for Metroid Prime especially non-Switch 1 owners

Everything else is not a serious contender imo.
New Pokemon, new Zelda, new 3d Mario - All three would be system sellers if Nintendo decides to announce them at the direct.

>>729850180
>some pedophile on youtube made up a lie and screamed about it for an hour so hes right!

>>729850208
I don't think he ever said that.

>>729850180
That grifter sounds evil when he talks.
He lies with a slimy voice.

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>>729836542
>Nintendo Derangement Syndrome
the internet just sucks now, I probably wont get a Switch this year unless Fortune's Weave is good, but like Jesus Christ sometimes I feel these publishers use zoomer outrage as a weapon against each other, its tiresome

>>729850157
Sorry babe, but that's not how fiscal years work.

>>729850204
>Nintendo's musous are the best selling ones by a larger margin btw.

Oh wow they sold 10 copies instead of 5?
Big seller.
Good thing they cost $50 to make.

>>729850208
He is a prophet. You focus on one or two things he got wrong and miss the hundreds of things he got dead on. What was written in OP’s Bloomberg article was already articulated by Nintendeen months ago

>>729850242
>Everything else is not a serious contender imo.
Congratz on being legally retarded then anon.
Go to your nearest government building and request your NEEtbux.
Your opinion is dog shit and irrelevant.
The whole Switch line up has proven this.
As has all those 'not really big games' being huge draws.
Cope over reality more, I'll sure it'll change one day lad.

>>729837590
You should be the first one to care assuming you didn't buy a switch out of brand loyalty

>>729850305
>He
Deen, do you really have nothing better to do than defend your slop channel on this jeet latrine on new years?

>>729850135
>Splatoon Raiders
>A game that only just got a trailer in fucking JUNE of 2025
Slip-up?

>>729850302
look children.
cope in its purest form.
Cry over it you dickless cuck.
The people have spoken.
They highly enjoy all 3 zelda musous and the FE one.

>>729850196
>>729850204
>>729850340
Which is why Switch 2's sales have basically stalled while PS5 is doing better than ever?

Kirby Air Riders and Hyrule Warriors really pumped up those holiday sales.

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>>729850374
Why does this man’s face cause Switch era Nintendo fans so much grief and rage?

>>729850302
its endlessly funny watching snoys try to claim musous are terrible now, attempting to act like they haven't been a stable of the sony brand since the PS2 launched

>>729849613
You would think, but if Microsoft killed their AA when they got something good for once, Hi-Fi Rush, I don't see Sony giving much of a shit about their AA even if it did well. Like Microsoft, Sony is too neck deep in AAA and the people that actually pushed for AA games in both camps (PlayStation and Xbox) are long gone.

>>729850340
>The whole Switch line up has proven this
You mean the system that had a new mainline Mario, a new mainline Zelda, a new mainline Splatoon, a new Xenoblade, a new IP, all revealed before release alone and released within 9 months of the system being on the market, in ADDITION to spinoffs and ports?

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Yo dog even AI knows

>>729850442
>console sales down 40%
>all the games are flops
>nothing but GAAS shit for an entire year
>better than ever

>>729850461
>stable
Do not redeem the eshop game voucher basterd bitch

>>729850442
>Switch 2's sales have basically stalled
See you in February when Nintendo announces 20 million sales in their report.

>>729850305
i will remind you bloomberg was making shit up and trying to spread "Switch pro" misinfo so bad that NoJ had to come out to say it was bullshit

>>729850396
You really going to sit here and try to down play Splatoon anon?
Really now?
A series that sold 5mil on the bloody WiiU.
And with splat2 well over 10mil and pretty sure splat3 is over 15mil by now.
You are REALLY, in all good faith and honesty, going to die on the hill that Raiders will by some magic not sell like crazy?
Remove your head from your ass. The shit is blinding you.

>>729850305
Lol you're a fucking Nintendeen cultist

>>729850507
>snoy is going to project again

>>729848916
critics have nintendoom posting for 20 years. Any day now I'm sure

>>729850458
Deen we know it's you and you post here. Kindly fuck off

>>729850442
>Switch 2's sales have basically stalled
Reminder circana conveniently miscounted switch 2 sales by nearly half.on top of counting accessories like the PS portal as PiS5 console sales.
Even after they fixed their numbers conveniently after all the news videos came out, the PiS5 was still down compared to the switch by -40%.

>>729850442
what stall?
Circana intentionally under reported to draw in clicks and attention.
They are scummy faggots.
sorry that the ps5 dropped 40% with the fucking inclusion of the portal to buff its sales.
So let's say 60% to be real.
Not my problem btw.

>>729850539
I'm not downplaying it. I'm merely pointing out that Splatoon Raiders currently only has a trailer and that anon simply made a minor error. As a Splatoon enjoyer, it legitimately was basically a correction. Chill. I fucking OWN Splat 2 AND Splat 3.

>>729850539
>a singleplayer spinoff will sell just as well as a real Splatoon game

>>729850461
Look friendo, I hated musous even back when they were called Dynasty Warriors. Xplay giving them a 1/5 every year made me laugh really hard.

>>729850374
Pretty sure his family hates him and left him, since he was here having tantrums on christmas

>>729850602
>>729850583
I can see the Discord handed out new talking points

>>729850501
>>729850515
>>729850583
>>729850602
Cry more tendies

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>>729850305
>He is a prophet.
Ok snoy.

>>729850442
>Which is why Switch 2's sales have basically stalled
The fuck are you talking about? Are you really extrapolating the all around weak november in the US with the entire state of the switch 2?

>PS5 is doing better than ever?
This is how I know you're bullshitting.

US Nov. YoY hardware sales:
Sony consoles: -40%
Nuntendo consoles: -10%

Sony literally had a worse decrease than Nintendo. Tell me again how they are doing "better than ever?"

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>>729850492
Damn.
And the Switch2 completely crushed the Switch's sales with just Mario Kart, Kirby Air Riders, a Zelda Musou, The best DK game period, plus a cross release of Prime4 and fagemon.
Shit imagine the inbridged rape once those 'real' games release.
I'd hate to be obsessively against Nintendo then.
Just like you are. Because you know all of it is coming very soon and will murder everything. Also we are only 6 months in and will get a mario sports title plus FE by month 8.
Lie in that fucking pest and disease ridden bed you made nigger. I feel nothing but euphoria over your suffering.

>>729850682
>snoy starts crying when basic facts destroy his copes

>>729846676
>Ctrl+F Eric
>13 results
>most of them are the “Eric” in American
That’s strangely refreshing

>>729850374
>>729850620
the funniest thing about deen is that the people that care about famitsu numbers in the west is comically low, outside the weekly threads that by themselves get at most 5-7 regulars and the caco/ACfag spamming to begin with, you are hard pressed to find anyone talking about those numbers at all
yet deen can't help but continue coping and seething and mentioning "nintendo fans obsessed with famitsu" on basically every video, proving he effectively posts here
its a matter of time before he gets a kiwi thread at this point

>>729850771
>>729850786
You're right anon. I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

>>729850602
>Circana intentionally under reported to draw in clicks and attention.
Do we actually know this? I'm genuinely curious

>>729850763
The opposite of everything he claims ends up coming true, thats kind of a prophet

>>729850834
Dring literally admitted such on his twitter.

>>729850779
Until it, y'know, lost a ton of momentum going into the first holiday season.

>>729850854
Sorry anon, but im pretty surr you're mixing things up. Dring is not circana. He misreported the UK numbers. That is not the same as Circana's us numbers

>>729850610
You mean that thing fans have been asking for since Splatoon2.
Yes.
Yes infact it will.
And being single player, or possibly co-op PvE will almost ensure it sells better due to the lack of stress against uber sweat try hards.
So stay mad.

>>729850603
I didn't make an error. I stated exactly as intended.
Anyone doubting splatoon/raiders has no idea how huge that IP actually is.
just the trailer alone has people foaming for more info still because the set up is strong.

>>729850869
>ignoring circanas correction
see you in February.
Just don't start a pizza party lad.
That's an extra 50 years burning in Hell and -1mil karma to sony

>>729850969
Where...? Did he say that about the US numbers?

>>729851019
>Just don't start a pizza party lad.
He already spammed on both inti threads and touhou threads for whatever goddamn reason.

>>729850936
they do that a lot
remember before switch 2 got announced they endlessly spammed that "all anyone wants is a switch but more powerful nintendo WILL make a gimmick and it will flop so sony will win!!!" and then when the console was revealed and it turned out to be just a switch but more powerful, all the snoys turned around and started scremaing "NINTENDO IS DOOMED THEY'RE BORING NOW NO GIMMICKS? WHAT A FLOP"

I hope they do a Jan direct instead and just leave Feb for Pokemon

>>729851060
>and touhou threads for whatever goddamn reason.
was it recently? last weekend he got reminded astro turf got BTFO by a 2hu game on the famitsu charts

>>729850936
Ah. My bad then, I just presumed it was potentially a slip-up lol. Raiders has me hyped, but I'm definitely saving getting a Switch 2 until I can move out of this shithole province and dumpstershit city full of retards and such that don't know what the fuck they're doing leadership-wise. My first and only real option is Calgary so far. Just anything to escape this sinking shithole ship of Vancouver British Columbia.

>>729851060
Inti games were releasing without issue on switch while being blocked and censored on playstation and steam
and Touhou raped astrobot
thats likely why he spams his favorite folder in those threads

>>729836542
>Takashi Mochizuki
He's still malding about being publicly bitchslapped by Nintendo execs I see

>>729851019
>ignoring circanas correction
Anon, I'm on your side here, but that didn't happen. The correction was for the UK numbers which is not circana.

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>>729851114
>My first and only real option is Calgary so far.
AHAHAHA
Bro.
That's ungodly fucking grim if Calgary is one of your best options. Shit.
Be safe squiddo, don't get mugged or killed. We'd miss you lad.

>>729851060
I saw that earlier yuh. Vile fucking cretin and the jannies are just as bad for allowing this shit for what? 6? 8? months on and off now?

console wars aren't even fun now it's just jeets posting screencaps of news article and clickbait from youtubers with 13k subscribers. There's no banter, no memes or anything fun about it it's just schizophrenia made manifest.

>>729836542
lol it doesn't have to prove shit when it has no competition and is successful in Japan

>>729851118
Speaking of which, it still feels bizarre being a "tendie" for owning a switch while not caring about mario, zelda, pokemon, etc.
All this doomfagging about MP4 going open world or having westoid quippers or pokemon being ass as usual just fly over my head entirely, like man, I only give a fuck about AA and single A third parties like inti, the few good stuff KT puts out, the ecchi game out of the blue like konami with shine post, etc.
Recently found out gust turned a failed gacha into a real game, with fanservice to boot, and turn based combat again even after the joke that was ryza, so that's been good so far.
Yakuza 3 kiwami is on the horizon and eventually the next yakuza mainline as well.
FE FW looks like ass but I still have yet to even get to XC2 or engage so I can wait until the next FE no problem.
Looking forward to this second half of the first switch 2 year.

>>729851324
TLoU2 and concord gave good memes.
just gotta wait on wolverine or intergalatic next.
There's also Kirby Air Riders 'total champion no contest' meme.
so maybe pokopia or such will inspire something.

>>729851324
because jeets make money by making up fake news since the system has slowed down and 4chan is in on it

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>>729851383
>TLoU2 and concord gave good memes.
snoyman 2 too

>>729844818
>antiwhite
Seethe
Muslims will rape the west

>>729851258
Idunno, it was the first idea that popped into my mind. I did research and picked a handful of houses that weren't in shit neighborhoods, thankfully. Besides, if anything actually happened, well... Yeah, lmao.

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>>729851372
>and turn based combat again even after the joke that was ryza,
And here I fucking am just waiting for Sophie3.
But was the redwitch or whatever game really actually decent?
Or is it mobage nigger copes? Cause I heard Octopath0 is only barely tolerable...which is just sad to me.
But go buy XBC2 right now you slut

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>>729850817
He made a movie-length video about himself as if he's relevant over December, I'm surprised he doesn't have a thread already.

>>729851429
being antiwhite rots the soul, and condemns you to Hell.
You can still repent for your ways.

>>729851446
Good luck squiddo. May Cod guide your path.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OQ2vfxxm80
Don't watch this, Snoys

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>>729851484
>But was the redwitch or whatever game really actually decent?
memelaina? it's like an atelier game from right before everything went to shit with ryza, but the alchemy is still a bit tad dumbed down
could be worse, could be a lot better, but it's a few steps in the right direction

>>729851487
AHAHAHAHA
LUL
blud thinks he's important
LMAO
Man how fucking sad.

>>729851532
Thanks, anon. Hopefully Cod guides me down the right, true path.

>tendies and snoys can't go 5 seconds without bringing up sales and console warring, even outside of famitsu threads

>>729851564
>but the alchemy is still a bit tad dumbed down
how dumbed down are we talking exactly?
I quite liked the alchemy in Sophie due to its puzzle piece fitting nature and needing to get creative.
Played ryza3 and....was just fucking bored by it. Thoughtless drag and drop of whatever material was rated highest.
Least Sophie let low quality materials still be good by having smaller sizes to fill in needed gaps or such.

>>729851631
Sales are literally in the OP you dumb fucking retard

>>729851487
>Want to watch this and get the funniest quotes like I did on his "JAPAN SALES DON'T MATTER, NINTENDO BETRAYED JAPAN" video.
>I could barely stand that video and it was much shorter.
Grim.
Give me a reason to do it fags, it would be funny.

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>yet another TotK seethe thread is up
There's -500karma alone.
Really need to replay it soon.
Can items still be dupe glitched by any means?

>>729851740
counter point: taking a ball pin hammer to the skull is a faster less hazardous way to induce terminal brain damage.

>>729851740
your sacrifice would be appreciated, i already got brain numbing fog just from the quotes alone, can't imagine watching 5 minutes of this monkey, let alone a fucking hour

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>>729849228
>I am the audience the Switch 2 needs to appeal to
You already made up your mind that you would stick to PC no matter what, so clearly you weren't the intended audience in the first place
And the whole thing of "people don't buy third-parties on Nintendo Switch 1 & 2" is a big cope. Outside of western AAA titles (which can't even run correctly on stronger hardware anyway), there are practically no strong differences in the majority of modern releases between platforms.

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>>729842731
Why would you buy Nintendo merch?
What are you, a gay little boy?

>>729851910
Even Western releases are seeing a smaller gap recently. So it's a completely irrelevant point.
Especially as more 3rd party shit releases on the Switch2.
Ff14 port is actually going to kill sony. They basically only live off gachabux/live service scams. So many people will just start playing FF14 on the Switch2 that one of their bigger money pools will shrink by 30-50%. this is ontop of genshin dying on ps4. This is why so many are tweaking out. Sony NEEDS to keep these brainless simp whales to survive, it's just excess cash Nintendo doesn't need and can just dole out to their 1st or 2nd party dev teams to further bolster them at the end of the day.
It's actually so fucking over. lmao

Anyway, doing it because may as well rot the brain some more.
>The first 2 minutes so far have been just him telling his story about how he started the jewtube channel and got scammed by some pyramid subscriber scheme.
>Persisted doing sonic videos for views, that flopped.
>Made megaman videos, that flopped and megaman fags hated him.
>3:48 "I honestly figured at that point in time I had to scrap my channel and start over, (because the people that were subscribed to me originally were no longer watching), I got over 1.2k subs, and some of them watched my zelda shorts, some were randos from reddit, and a whole lot of them came from the sonic series and now I'm covering megaman".
>Goes on a rant about how that is not good for LE CHANNEL ALGORITHM GROWTH.
>Asked for advice from other nintendo jewtubers and went as desperate as to pay them to have his videos up on their channels. 4:48
>Started to get big making daily mario 64 slop videos.
>Goes on a very long rant about how his true passion is doing retrospectives and how doing them is what will keep him afloat after the NDS grift dries up.
>10:30 "a lot of people come into my channel and say oh you have no exist strategy or eventually at some point your views are gonna dry up, something I have been hearing for 6 months by the way yet my subscriber and view count keeps growing, what are you gonna do? that's what I will do, work on my retrospectives"
>11:15 "and for months now I thought about making that shift, because if I'm making almost as much on that channel just uploading one video a month or two, if I take the effort of the main channel and just apply it to the retrospectives channel I know I would be making more there than I do here"
>Admits the only reason he still makes "news" videos is because of his own personal stubbornness and to get social approval from other NDSfags.

>>729852352
>megaman CHADS hate on him
Always follow these guys taste, they know what is up
>seething over 'muh channel growth'
over before it started NGMI
>retrospective essay videos
>by s guy that barely plays vidya
he should hire our good pal sealiontranny to help out.

>Deluge of bad news for snoyggers all week
>all they can do is impotently cling to Prime 4 being shit and November Circana where they don't have hard numbers and so can make up fanfiction about S2 sales collapsing from October

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>>729852690
year's off to a glorious start.
with any luck the bad karma will add up to sony getting koyani'd.
What a fucking day if so.

>>729852352
>Lists a bunch of jewtuber names on his NDS sphere I never heard of and says they were all "concerned" about the switch 2 launch.
>15:19 "There was so much critical content about nintendo when they started mentioned the prices and everything was leaked online, it seemed obvious leading up to the launch of the switch 2 that it was just gonna have a terrible launch, and it seemed like everyone was collectively on the same page, at least that was what I thought".
>15:49 "I thought we were going somewhere with this, I thought it was supposed to mean something, I thought there was an actual movement against nintendo's high prices, their anti-consumer practices, and then the console launches, and EVERYBODY bought it, or at least just about everybody, and I'm not talking about the 3.5million, we knew it was gonna hit that number, a record breaking launch was a no brainer, when I say everyone I mean all content creators all of the youtubers, the haters went and bought a switch 2, the glazers went and bought a switch 2, and it was so demoralizing, and not just for me, for a lot of the viewers on this channel, I remember being on the forums, on GBAtemp, on reddit.
>16:58 "On all the forums there were a lot of people thinking it would have a failed launch because of how upset everybody was, but the launch happened and it just sucked all of that out of the air, and now on those sites if you even think of being critical about nintendo you get downvoted, banned, all of those things, there's no room for discussion on those things. These forums are banning people telling the truth or even just trying to have a nuanced conversation."

>>729851487
The funny part was and still is watching as his view counts steadily goes down trough the year. While some videos would get a jump in view coinciding when Nintendo did something stupid, the fact that he made a hour n half vid but got just under 17K in 2 days shows he has permanently stunted his channel.

>>729836542
Only Crash Bandicoot in Smash Bros could save the Switch 2.

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>>729852787
>2+ minutes of just flat out admitting you have sunk cost fallacy
>yet won't shift gears or tactics
Incredibly healthy behavior of course.
And i'm begging you anon stop before you go insane.

>>729852794
I hope it mentally and emotionally breaks him.
All that ''effort'' and not a soul gives a shit.
stupid nigger

>>729852787
>17:41 "very briefly at that point I thought I was done, I was like ok time to go back to retrospectives, that's it, everybody is full of crap, the youtubers that said they weren't gonna buy it all bought it and made videos about it, be it a hate review or a good review, and even amongst my viewers so many of them bought a switch 2, like "i hope this thing fails but I bought a switch 2" like ok.
>18:30 "and you could see it online, because all this was being thrown back at people's faces, like oh youre just gonna buy a switch 2 the same way x, y, z did, and amongst all that they were like the same way nintendeen bought it, see here's what happens, here's why i made a video about grifters"
Then he goes on a rant about how people have no spine and only did it for the money to buy the switch 2, which frankly ain't wrong.
Also he confirmed he does have kids
>19:34 "I mentioned on my channel that they almost got me a switch 2 for fathers' day, now keep in mind it wasn't my kids that almost got me a switch 2, it was my older sibling that were thinking of getting me a gift because we love each other".
He then goes on a tangent about how he used a young lad that snitched about the gift to tell them to not buy it.
Then oh boy have to write this one verbatim.
>21:33 "then he went around and told them hey look instead of the switch 2 this one is much cheaper and then they ended up getting the oled for me, which funnily enough I actually sold and used the money to offset the cost of a legion go, so really the gift I got for fathers day was effectively the legion go"
Then goes on a rant how people are out to get him to prove he's a fraud and bought a switch 2 because he has so much integrity than all those other jewtubers that don't ask for subscribers or all that.

>>729852787
>it was so demoralizing, I remember being on the forums, on GBAtemp, on reddit.
FUCKING LOL!!! 5 minutes of infamy and he thinks he was a standout in a sea of NDS complainers and haters.

>or even just trying to have a nuanced conversation
And there it is, THE statement that is code for "Everyone is not bowing down and agreeing to every little thing that I said." Pathetic

Deen, we know you are on here as well reading these forms even if in passing. Get it through your head you're a fucking joke because you doubled and then tripled down and now it's too late to change because the world knows you're a failed NDS hater.

>>729836542
>: the Switch 2 lost its sales crown in the US
Imagine baing a "jounralist" and believing Eric melty nonense to the point you make an article about it on fucking bloomberg

>>729843636
the entiere article is about 3 days of sales in the USA, it's pure nonense.

>>729853103
>And i'm begging you anon stop before you go insane.
Agreed, if need be take a break to not let his self retardation affect you as well anon. Also please use any ad blockers that you have deny him from getting any profit out of that video no matter how small.

>All that ''effort'' and not a soul gives a shit.
Sadly not true as he's already made a clown's name for himself on here. The thing is though none of us are paying him but we still shit on him For slowly becoming the next Chriss-chan. Pathetic.

>>729853131
>family wants to do something nice for you on Father's day
>immediately fucking shit on it
>shit on the alternate gift you get just to selfishly indulge your delusions
Wow.
Actual vile piece of shit.
God damned.
What an utter scum bag.
His wife should file a divorce.

>>729853131
Then he went on a rant about how he went around best buys doing "investigative journalism" by stalking people buying it day 1.
Then on another rant that it's clear it shows it got under his skin that every other NDS jewtuber got a switch 2 despite claiming they were boycotting nintendo and how people rightfully assumed he did too.
>26:38 "and around this time this is the first time my views really started to tank, people stopped taking me seriously, a lot unsubscribed because i assumed i bought a switch 2 (for doing a first impressions video with a switch 2 someone let him borrow), a lot of nintendo fans were acting like they won and were like aahh, loser, you were complaining for nothing all this time"
Then goes on a woe is me rant about how everyone hated him and he was so demoralized about people hating him and how his views were tanking.
>28:02 "and then nintendo went and did the craziest thing, they banned somebody, on the switch 2, within 2 weeks of the console's launch (because they used a NIG cart), I made a video about it, and we were back in business, everybody started to hate nintendo again, not long after that there were third party companies that were complaining about the poor sales (because they released late ports on goycards), the reality about keycards started to surface, digital foundry made a video about the quality of the switch 2 and everything we said about the switch 2 pre-launch started to become true, people were saying the switch 2 was going to be worth the price on the hardware front and then DF said nope, this thing is not worth the money, the battery life is bad, the LCD is awful, and these guys are unbiased! They love nintendo games! and I started to feel vindicated"