I want to have sex with monkeys and make little hybrid babies.
>>729838260Bloons pop autist here
>>729838517Ok, and?
I'm going to pretend this is a video game thread and not the work of one who consorts with simians. Elite vortex is a fucking gigantic homo and I'm angry I grinded like a korean autist and still lost by a few pixel on the last round because the retarded faggot kept stunning my doomship.
I've been beating chimps on random maps from the browser, some of them are genuinely horrible both visually and to play on (pic unrelated)>>729844821The monkeys shall be bred
>>729845831Do you get anything for clearing them? I still have a handful of skins to buy so I still need money. On that note, I bought the map editor and it's the most labyrinthine shit to me and I'm not bothering with it since I play on mobile.
havent touched the game in over a month hows the newest DLC?
>>729845974They don't give anything, I just have the urge to do them sometimes. You're better off trying to beat the easier expert maps like dark castle and infernal if you want money.
>>729846071Like the frontier legends shit or the ice paragon?
Ninja Kiwi gifted me double cash for some reason. I bought double cash for my 6 year old on his account. We're both logged into my Google account, but I purchased the legends DLC awhile ago and it didn't apply for him because our Bloons accounts are separate, so I didn't think I'd also get double cash. Four or five days after I got him double cash (I played every day in the interim), the exclamation mark on extras popped up, saying I had it too. It's nice but trivializes Odysseys and helps for bosses.
>>729838260Kill yourself Hive Queen.
>>729842859>>729844253Adorable, Imagine having a colder body temperature then ice-cream. That would probably be a pretty surreal taste.
>>729846071Aggressively mediocre. I feel like I would've enjoyed it more if there were better ways to make money other than the fishing minigame or bloonarius. The characters are decently funny. The new bloon types and the new boss is pretty cool (except for the one that stuns your towers, it's very fucking annoying).
>>729847419The trait system could be good but they don't really do much with it, it would be so much better if you could remove, enhance or change traits but they just stay the same. There are absolutely ZERO (0) NPCs that you can interact with outside the main quest. The side missions are just maps but harder and the side bosses are just... there. These is one (1) single side minigame that you can do but you get FUCKING NOTHING from it.
>>729847847The sheriff walks slow as fuck, I feel like I've spent more time watching that little fucker walk than doing the maps. Most of the equipments are scattered in chests throughout the map with no indication of where they are whatsoever. And you wanna guess how many new music tracks are there for the "Campaign"? 1. One. ONE FUCKING TRACK FOR THE ENTIRE OVERWORLD MAP. WHY THE FUCK DOES GLACIAL TRAIL AND SANDYTOWN HAVE THE SAME FUCKING TRACK????????
I don't pay attention to upcoming news. What's the next paragon? I want Sniper or Glue.
>>729844253I want to get my ice cream on him
>>729844253I like his hands.
>>729851503What's his role? He has dogshit range, but doesn't clear as well as Sauda. He can pop MOABS, but less impressively than Psi or Ezili. His only unique thing is that he can be deployed in water, but I'd use Brickell instead.
>>729853520He's the only hero that can boost damage at lv 3
so
>>729855486so?
Happy new year blooners
>>729838260The proper term i-Fuck it, this is too easy.
>>729844821I kinda wish I played it but by the time I realized there was a day left I was not going to play on new years eve.11k to start sounded like you could make ridiculous stuff very fast.
>>729858573How do the bombs fit inside the tack holes?
why did they make Adora of all characters into a monkey
>>729860484They knew her potential.
Requesting the mime and dash mimes as monkes
>>729861410I HATE BLONDES
Not a whole lot of monkey sex ITT ngl
>>729861762Cool, more Adora for me.>>729861942Are (You) going to do anything about it?
>>729862021>Are (You) going to do anything about it?
>>729862021For some reason its really fucking hard to find Bloons smut unless you constantly lurk these threads or twitter.
>>729862501https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=bloons_tower_defense+
>>729846615>my 6 year oldimagine have an anon as a parenta monkey fucker no less
>>729862752>so few psi picsCriminal. We need loads more desu
