do you have to be a brain surgeon to know how to play this?
>>729859010No, it just takes time to learn. A lot of time.The game is a massive knowledge check, once you get past that you can enjoy it.Also don't play it, you've get a mental illness and get no bitches.
>>729859010Some of the dumbest people I've ever interacted with are good at dota.Its a memory and endurance test at the end of the day after you learn how to play, and neither of those require you to be actually smart
The game is played by junkies and highschool dropouts. All you need to succeed in dota is free time and an underdeveloped ability for introspection.
>>729859010You are better off playing Deadlock at this point. It's actually fun since you control your character directly.
>>729859010dota is difficult to get into if you treat it like a videogameit's supposed to be a substitute for gaming, you're supposed to quit everything else and only play this, the game is designed this way
>>729859010braindead chinks spics ruskkies, seas and worst of all... swedes play this non stopyou tell me
>>729859010don't even start. dota will waste your time so much. every match takes 30-60mins and you get nothing in the end
>>729861660This.It's like you are a drug addict. you need to take a drug every day, but you take it so much, then you don't feel anything even when you win, but then you loose, your only feel is frustration.
>tfw getting back into ranked after 10 years>got 4650 MMRwe're so back dotards.
>>729859010Knowing how to play it ? NoBe among the best ? Totally yes
>>729861489I feel attacked.Stupid squirrel.
>>729859010I mean you don't have to be a brain surgeon to play any videogame.In Dota, unlike brain surgery, it doesn't matter if you fuck up and lose because you didn't do your homework. You can learn on the job.
League is harder, everyone that went from high ranked in Dota and tried League failed hard.Dendi a former pro that won the biggest Dota tournament can barely climb out of the low ranks of LoL.Grubby reached the highest ranked of Dota and is a world champion RTS player, could barely get gold in LoL.Forsen a former SC2 pro, former ranked 1 heartstone player and had high rank in Dota can not climb out of Gold in LoL despite playing an autoplay champion
for the love of god don't get into mobas if you haven't already
Alright bros, which 2 cheesy ears do you think are the funnest to play in the game and why?
>>729862663Characters lol wtf
>>729862604>one of the best challenger junglers>quits in tutorialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5e-djxvE_0
>>729862604Dendi has been washed up for over a decadeGrubby was carried in dota, probably stopped playing lol before he did the same because he was bored. SC2 pros? Hearthstone? Lmao who the fuck cares
>>729859010it's easier than LoL >no skillshots>you can't miss spells
>>729862767>Dota pros winning the bigggest tournament is actually bad???
>>729859010Depends on the hero, but even someone like Invoker or Arc Warden becomes manageable if you practice enough
>>729862817Dendi was the goat at the time. The game moved past him and he's old and casual now. This is normal in every pro competitive game ever.
>>729862604>>729862809>lolbabs coping by saying demonstrably wrong things againCan't deny this either lmao
>>729862761>one of the best challenger junglers>north american player
/v/ is for leaguechads only
>>729863004reached challenger in korea multiple times beforeno leaguebabs, no amount of cope will remove this stain from your history, that vid is truly what the avg leaguebab really is and behaves
Dota is a woke DEI game, I refuse to play it
I LOVE Auroth the Winter Wyvern but i also respect my squirrelbros in this thread and i do NOT care about my teams wish to move and i WILL cold embrace them when i deem it right
>>729863201Dumb chicken, go waste your ulti some more why don't you.
>>729863201I'd play wyvern more but I'm tired of retarded offlaners waiting till I ult then jumping in and blowing their load and crying forever.Tripple points if its the safelane faceless void that picked after me.The only way to play the hero without retards sooking is to literally do nothing. They'll cry about cold embrace half the time too.
>>729859010league fags are as insecure as dotards as proved in this thread. now proceed.
>Que turbo>Ban Medusa, pick IO>Go offline>Tranquil into heart into Sange>Win game>repeatI haven't deviated from that in months. Losses are always chalked upto me not rotating early enough with my tard and helping the weak lane once we get lvl 6. Dota is a solved game for me and it is mega comfy.
