MolestophelesThe one who touches all immaterial or otherwise
Damn no wizards this time of day I supposeMaybe next time
Greg the Wizard.
>>729871886Actual pretty solid, I have an uncle GregHe's a tribal elder so that checks out
Screw you. I'm not a NERD like you, I'M a WARLOCK, bitch. While you were 'studying the tome' I was getting bitches, and I'm just as, nay, clearly MORE powerful than you are.You may address me by the name Flecktarius Vissier the Extravagant, though my honeys call me Flecktarius the Hung hahaha!
>>729872217Based
DrossDrinks nothing but Ale.All my spells turns precious metals into urine.The Kingdom fears me for they know if they piss me off I will turn their spoils into peepee.
>>729872551Truly an impressive alchemical feat, good sir. You deserve to be acknowledged by the grand Wizard Council. I will be putting in a good word for you!
>>729870090>meanwhile, on 4chan.orb
>>729872720He's in
>>729872962*gorbftfy
On the subject of alchemy, I am a meatmancer wanting to dabble in alchemy. I attempted to concoct a Potion of Minor Healing using Hauck's beginner's guide to alchemy and somehow after I reduced the potion for 8 hours it turned into a mass of cat and dog bits. Any idea what I did wrong?
>>729873250>he forgot to add the scarlet mending jellyngmi
>>729873826God FUCKING DAMNIT! The local forest witch sold me strawberry jam and told me it was scarlet mending jelly. If I ever see her again I will be transforming her limbs into ground beef. Ugh. Thank you for your aid, I suppose..
>>729872217*kills ur patron*where's your magic now, bitch?
>>729870090>>729872010Wait a minute, this is not a noita thread!
>>729874182Even if you somehow DID manage to kill Azathoth (I have no idea how you would even manage such a feat), it would not be a pretty sight. My main concern would certainly not be my inability to use magick.
>>729874321Its a Lunar Cultist threadFeel free to post any wizards
thought it was a noita thread
>>729874480I actually do have one though I didn't
>>729874573*thot
Not a big fan of paladins
>>729874665And dwarfes?
>>729874480Mida is a Witch, not a wizard.
>>729874817Tablets
This is a lovely party, I wish I was here.
>>729874735NTW but dwarves are cool. One of my best pals was my roommate Leeg back in The Academy (tm), he was a dwarven botanomancer.
>>729874817we get it you want everything to be a female, trannyhe's a wizard and everyone sees it as him
>>729874946Imma blood you in homieWelcome to the gang
>>729875092Man I was gonna post some femwiz but now I don't want to
Bros im gonna dislocate my shoulder if I keep casting buckshot out my palm but I cant help myself.
Jeeves
Chadelius Creatine, Lord of the iron, mover of mountains and wrecker of your shit.
WIIIIIIIIIIZENHEIMER
>>729874424Now where have I seen that before
KYLE
xXwizzMastaXx
>>729874424>>729870090hmmmmm, very curious
The best Digimon is a Wizard
>>729870090I am Crumpulus the Seer, the unwise surveyor, observer of rituals and beholder of fat girls.
