MolestophelesThe one who touches all immaterial or otherwise
Damn no wizards this time of day I supposeMaybe next time
Greg the Wizard.
>>729871886Actual pretty solid, I have an uncle GregHe's a tribal elder so that checks out
Screw you. I'm not a NERD like you, I'M a WARLOCK, bitch. While you were 'studying the tome' I was getting bitches, and I'm just as, nay, clearly MORE powerful than you are.You may address me by the name Flecktarius Vissier the Extravagant, though my honeys call me Flecktarius the Hung hahaha!
>>729872217Based
DrossDrinks nothing but Ale.All my spells turns precious metals into urine.The Kingdom fears me for they know if they piss me off I will turn their spoils into peepee.
>>729872551Truly an impressive alchemical feat, good sir. You deserve to be acknowledged by the grand Wizard Council. I will be putting in a good word for you!
>>729870090>meanwhile, on 4chan.orb
>>729872720He's in
>>729872962*gorbftfy
On the subject of alchemy, I am a meatmancer wanting to dabble in alchemy. I attempted to concoct a Potion of Minor Healing using Hauck's beginner's guide to alchemy and somehow after I reduced the potion for 8 hours it turned into a mass of cat and dog bits. Any idea what I did wrong?
>>729873250>he forgot to add the scarlet mending jellyngmi
>>729873826God FUCKING DAMNIT! The local forest witch sold me strawberry jam and told me it was scarlet mending jelly. If I ever see her again I will be transforming her limbs into ground beef. Ugh. Thank you for your aid, I suppose..
>>729872217*kills ur patron*where's your magic now, bitch?
>>729870090>>729872010Wait a minute, this is not a noita thread!
>>729874182Even if you somehow DID manage to kill Azathoth (I have no idea how you would even manage such a feat), it would not be a pretty sight. My main concern would certainly not be my inability to use magick.
>>729874321Its a Lunar Cultist threadFeel free to post any wizards
thought it was a noita thread
>>729874480I actually do have one though I didn't
>>729874573*thot
Not a big fan of paladins
>>729874665And dwarfes?
>>729874480Mida is a Witch, not a wizard.
>>729874817Tablets
This is a lovely party, I wish I was here.
>>729874735NTW but dwarves are cool. One of my best pals was my roommate Leeg back in The Academy (tm), he was a dwarven botanomancer.
>>729874817we get it you want everything to be a female, trannyhe's a wizard and everyone sees it as him
>>729874946Imma blood you in homieWelcome to the gang
>>729875092Man I was gonna post some femwiz but now I don't want to
Bros im gonna dislocate my shoulder if I keep casting buckshot out my palm but I cant help myself.
Jeeves
Chadelius Creatine, Lord of the iron, mover of mountains and wrecker of your shit.
WIIIIIIIIIIZENHEIMER
>>729874424Now where have I seen that before
KYLE
xXwizzMastaXx
>>729874424>>729870090hmmmmm, very curious
The best Digimon is a Wizard
>>729870090I am Crumpulus the Seer, the unwise surveyor, observer of rituals and beholder of fat girls.
I draw femboy porn>>729870090>MolestophelesOk that's pretty good
>>729870090He who rises with the tides, master of all things small and insignificant.
What's the more powerful spell.. chainsaw, or throwing a bunch of bricks at your opponent?
>>729883423deer
>>729883423I'm partial to bricks myself. A very simple yet effective spell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0CzTYBQ9rg
Nicholas the Sorcerer
>>729883423Magician's Brick, of fucking course
THE MOON
>>729870090Garnerius the KeeperCollector of esoteric consumables for the true real final encounters
>>729886697Just use the fucking Ether already you hoarder bitch the dungeon's almost done anyway
Balthazar the Unbound. Can cross any boundaries.
>>729881296>he has the fucking W'rkncacnter as a patronNigga we said wizards, not archmagi, go be a reality maker somewhere else, its like dropping off to flex at a kindergarten in a buggati.
>>729870090I am not a filthy mage
>>729888965*casts Testicular Torsion*What now, bitch?
>>729889284AAAAAAAAAA HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!?*dies*
>>729873052Do you think being a master wizard's rump of pondering pays well, or does she do it for the love of the game?
>>729870090JewMoneyLover
Sicknastro
>MAGIC BE DASHED
>>729883423>not using chainsaw to throw a bunch of bricks at your opponentweak wizfu
>>729890480
Nate Higgers the Grand Wizard
Malchalius X, Scion of the Black Power
We love casting spells...
HEXIMUShttps://youtu.be/71aI4TJYgkU
>>729887041
>>729883423
>>729892956Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
>>729890457Radical
>>729870090Fent Lord, necromancer extraordinaire
>>729890792>>729891490
>>729876901ADMINS
>>729870090Skelich, supreme warlock and necromancer and also a lich!
>>729883780what are the best games to play as an old wizard like this?
>>729870090Vaal Dother3akium
>>729870090Bonerounemon the Dark, necromancer of the tombs. I also rape people
>>729890301For the love of the gameI imagine the wizard pays her well in other ways if you catch my drift
>>729896439Rape people? How terrible. I certainly wouldn't like to be a victim. Fortunately my spire is in an ultra secret location (12 hawk's flights east and 63 eaglespans south of Hogwarts) so I will surely be safe!
Moni
>>729896061Ask and you shall receive https://store.steampowered.com/app/1919460/Seraphs_Last_Stand/
>>729894490Sexo
>>729877310I love wizardmon he's my nigga
Corpse Exploder the Rude
>>729898315>sageextremely powerful
>>729897052Shoutout to Labs either having 4 freaks and nothing else, or being an absolute tidal wave of nonstop bullshit that has you fighting for your goddamn life.
>>729898773I love Nuclear ThroneGud Game
>>729885781I hit lvl 32 in a few monthsWish me luck
>>729898892Hell yeah. Cute girls too.
>>729870090Niggalos the Dark
>>729899020Rebel can get it, hard
>>729870090The Archiver.
thoughts on this sorceress I wonder what her tomes smell like
>>729870090why do they need nuclear bombs with spell?
>>729900427>"It would be extremely funny"Something like that, probably.
>>729900853just use your magic, conjure one
>"It would be extremely funny">>729900853>>729900853>>729900853>>729900853
>>729870090Any recent games that let me style of my enemies as a wizard?
>>729870090Mr. Chain Lightning aka VibecheckI only know one spell, I only cast chain lightning. Yes it chains to "allies".
>>729901472There's always Wizard of Legends heard the sequel kinda sucked thoughHere I'll drop some from my library for youCthulhu Wizardhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1315610/Source_of_Madness/Doomed Wizardhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1924400/Hand_of_Doom/Pit Wizardhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1422410/Into_the_Pit/I myself am personally waiting for this onehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4124970/Oblivium/
Any Wizard with guns game?
>>729902727https://store.steampowered.com/app/893680/Project_Warlock/
Gronmor the Crushing Blaze
>>729887547kek
>>729902727there is an entire game based on that called gun wizard or something
Are there any other games with something similar to wand building in Noita?
>>729903532There is Tactical Breach Wizards too, wizard swat and shit. Shame it is a puzzle game.
>>729870090Dark Physician!
I want a magic vs science game where a bunch of eggheads engineer anti-magic weaponry(something like ghost busters) and face wizards and both hate each other because one thinks magic is too dumb and illogical and the other thinks science is too limited and logic driven.Ends with both sides realizing that the science is so advanced it's unexplained bullshit that does anything and is just magic with extra steps, while magic is pretty much another branch of science with all the books, research scrolls, wizard towers being labs and magic needing mana as a source of energy to work within specific rules.
>>729881128>I draw femboy pornlul basedFun fact that name gets past filters as wellI use it to pay artist on ko-fi
>>729904386i have no idea what the plot is but i think arcanum is a game were magic and science mix like that with fantasy races too and stuff. Also i think might and magic is like sci fi under the hood
>>729904614funny thing lots of fantasy stuff is like that or someWoW has shit like ancient robots, genetic engineering, space travel and dimensional explements
Erasmus, ehs a time wizard and doesn't afraid of anything
>>729904535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq1Kl1luIjA
>>729903632Magicraft perhaps although I haven't played that myself
>>729904847BEES MAKE HONEY
>>729903532Wizard with a Gun. yeahttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1150530/Wizard_with_a_Gun/
>>729904763
>>729876026Just lean back a little to account for the back blast
The WhizzardCommander of piss, manipulator of all manner of fluids debased and strange
>>729906145That image is killing me
If I were a wizard I'd take in mistreated familiars and give them a happy home.Oh and then I'd seduce the girl ones.
>>729906291>I'd seduce the girl onesI would let them dom me to give them a feeling of what its like to have power
bump
Welp fun postin with you homies, driftin off to play games and read manga
>>729902137Thanks, I forgot about wizard of legends. Grabbing that now that its on sale.I be rollin with wizzads n shiet.
>>729875092
>>729909840Zozzle
>>729906559Do these wizard babes count as mob face, or would they be something different?
>>729911972I'd think so yeah probably I posted Rebel from nuclear throne there myself
