GDC IS IN TWO DAYS BABYSurely you fuckers have taken the week off for the best gaming (threads) speedrunning marathon?Anything catch your eye?https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62
Yall actually still watch this shit?
Buy an ad, you tranny loving fags.
hoyyyyyyyp
>>729877898Of course, they're the only good threads on /v/ nowadays
>>729877763>no CavemanDCJHard pass.
why would someone spend a week making 'pre' threads to an event?
>>729877898nobody here gives a shit about speedrunning or gdq/v/ only cares about looking at trannies and reacting to cringe.
Post your favorite webms from past events. Bonus points for choking and cringekino
>>729878425this is painful to watch, poor guy
>>729878425>>729878487qrd? it's only 15 minutes lost
>>729877763>GDCIt's GDQ, you fucking retard. You just made me disappointed because I thought Game Developers Conference was coming up.
gets me every time
>>729878425
>>729878890They having a stroke?
Friendly reminder that if you haven't seen the full Tomba 2 run with Chibi and Caveman yet, you owe it to yourself to watch the entire thing.
>>729879197>They having a stroke?https://youtu.be/mj-v6zCnEaw?t=93
When's ESA? the runners in GDQ seem to make everything about themselves rather than the game.
>>729879716Early February thankfullyI remember last year ESA was like a few days after GDQ and it was a huge burn out
GDQ has basically become Giantbomb, a corpse being puppeteered by people who weren't involved in it's start or are so disconnected from who they once were that they're effectively different people.
>>729877763Why do they choose to ruin so many runs by making them a race? Also that games list is like 99% ass
>>729877763This shit is so uncanny to watch. Its a corpse puppeteered by not even corpos, but people who hate your hobby. Its so bizarre to watch, and it feels like there is constant tension in the air because everyone has to watch what they say.
>>729877763There's some good runs thereThat said>Stellar BladeIs this bizarro earth or are the staff just unaware
>>729879716Did ESA actually fix their beyond fucked shit? Like I remember they did dumb shit like go to half days instead of 24/7 runs and holy shit did they spam ads
The High Quality of the first day compared to the shitstain of the final day....
>>729880223Someone said they're possibly going to "own the chuds" by having Eve wear a "TRANS RIGHTS!" outfit....
>>729880323>The High Quality of the first day compared to the shitstain of the final day....the first day is to entice the "i donate 1% of my income a year" crowd
>taking the week off to watch mentally ill men in dragISHYGDDT
>>729877763>sars please do be needinfully encouraging the money laundering>we have le hecking faggots in dresses kissing on camera pretenidng to be women>very sexskiNo thanksAnd kindly buy an ad. Stop spamming this shit.
>First 6 days the donations are mostly normal in terms of money, might get a few special "Here's $1000!">Then suddenly on the 7th day, every single time without fail for the past 5 years, there will be an anonymous user that donates $20k or $15k multiple times in order to get GDQ to reach their donation quota And it always makes me laugh
>>729880406I'm sure that will serve as a great reminder for all the men in dresses built like fridges that they'll never be a woman and that their skeletal structure could never possibly be feminine.
Just letting you all know in advance that the Luigi's Mansion runner on day 1 is a tranny.
Is she gonna be there?
>>729881142Of course
>>729881142god she's ugly
>>729881142Front and centre
>>729882862Macklemore looking zesty.
>>729882862>>729881142Don't hate my wife
>>729877763do they have the shitty long winded DDR block that is complete garbage?
>>729880323>they're doing the ESA thing with the relayHack frauds
>>729884618>long winded DDR blocksounds kino
>>729884764its boring as fuck to watch retards slide their feet and listening to shitty music.
>>729878425Tendiebros...
>>729884728There is no way the relay race is going to be half as entertaining as ESA's
It peaks on Monday Morning
>>729878124>Caveman>manAnon...
>replaces the traditional super metroid final game with a shitty pokemon randomizer.I dont think they could have made it any worse.
>>729877898I'm only here to watch cringe runs
I WILL be artificially inciting run ratings drama and you WILL fall for it.
>>729885260They could have had Keizaron run it
trans rights are human rights type a beat
ROYARU RAINBOW
>Auto-Gynephilia Done Queer
>>729882862You know that Rubieheart knows how to bounce on it
>And for this next part there's a very inter- >HEY CAN I JUST INTERRUPT FOR A MOMENT? WE ARE NOW JUST 2000 DOLLARS AWAY FROM THE AWESOME "BLUE BOMBER" SKIP YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS PLEASE DONATE NOW!....>.....>......>Like I was saying doing this skip requires lots of concentration and is a run ki->WE HAVE ANOTHER 10 DOLLAR DONATION FROM "REAL HUMAN BEING" SAYING "LETS KICK CANCERS BUTT!" AND THAT WE WILL MY FRIEND, DID YOU KNOW WE ARE NOW ONLY 1990 DOLLARS AWAY FROM THE NEXT INCENTIVE GET THOSE DONATIONS GOING!
>>729885491>there's a katamari run>it's not haruDamn, missed opportunity for another thread shitstorm
>>729885531On the minecart into the oven.
I shall do my standard GDQ speedrun.Tranny %, at any random time that I remember that this shit is on, turn on the stream. Time stops when I spot a tranny. WR is 0:00:01
>>729877763Can't wait to see the same boring runs from the past decade again.
>>729878425Why didn't he save state?
>>729885061He's been at the last two GDQs nobody falls for it anymore
Well at least there's only one TAS run this year....
>>729877763this... looks fun!
>>729887373
Genuinely excited. The first full week of the year is always so fun because of these threads. Seeing people lose it when THAT is said, people generally having fun posting and the occasional great run. Looking forward to it.
>>729887678rizzmancdj...
>>729887678What a dick, have fun once in awhile
>>729887706Same, I love how insane these threads can get, and the fallout from Chart-Anon's postings
>>729877763Oh no!
The threads has been like this for the past years
>>729888038Genuinely some of the best times working from home too. I'll have it on a screen while working and then whenever something happens that I know the thread would react to, I'll check here on my phone.
>>729878321isn't this kinda sad though? imagine watching an event you hate because it has people you hate and then you spend your whole day just posting comments about how much you hate these people?
>>729888249KEK poor guy>>729888458Someday I'll get a wfh job too
Is goose still a weird creepy Nazi? I went to school with him and I'm not surprised he turned out that way
What’s the point of GDQ when ESA and RTA exist?
>>729888249That girl behind him has lovely breasts.
>>729882862looks identical to Jordan Jensenn and she's someone who fucked her brother
>>729878321The runs aren't interesting or competent anymore. No one's impressed with some rando spending 8 hours "speedrunning" a 20-year-old RPG.>>729888701Hate? lolno, "love laughing at." Clearly you have no appreciation for the simple joys of watching very dumb, confused gay men LARPing as women and making total fools of themselves in public and their freaky friends pretending it's all perfectly normal, while chat mods scramble (and fail) to contain the endless mockery.Shit's kino dude.>This new captcha continues to be aids.
>>729884618maimai is the rhythm game showcase this year.
>>729888309kek'd
>>729890468>RTA
>>729885474Which rights -- he asked yet again, knowing no real answer is coming -- precisely, are trans people missing that humans (nice of you to acknowledge the difference) currently have?
>>729888309The threads basically become a discord general for the ESA faggots (runners and organizers) because there's a janyn that's one of them and bans everyone who isn't dick sucking ESA 24/7. Shout out to that one faggot who is literally in love with the Metako faggot and can't stop posting about him every 10 minutes
>>729891515Fuckoff gurafag.
The Playstation Nation sends its regards
>>729891335Sound extremely comfy. Majority of threads can easily do without 90% of posts
>>729891118>the simple joys of watching very dumb, confused gay men LARPing as women and making total fools of themselves in public and their freaky friends pretending it's all perfectly normal, while chat mods scramble (and fail) to contain the endless mockeryyes that sounds very sad indeed
>>729891727This shit was so funny>fly out to the event to only sit in the crowd for your friends' runs>clear out the room as soon as that run is done>every other run at the event had barely any crowd
I plan on watching as little as possible
>>729877898the threads are a lot of fun as long as the mods aren't banning kpop (and ARE banning retarded pol posting)
>>729891916>we're not a cult, i swear
>mildly bangeable tranny appears on the stream>everyone in the thread lets go of their tranny hateevery time
>>729891753Then go watch on twitch fag
>>729877763so many repulsive games, nintendoslop, pokemoni only watch speedruns of sandbox games like gta and its "clones"they are way more interesting than regular linear games
I root for my wife KungFuFruitCup and my bro SpikeVegeta
>>729882862That's what real women look like
>>729892389>real (((women)))
>>729892352you mean kungfufruitcup, the girl who cheated on FiFiDragon with his Indian best friend? WHO HE FUCKING LIVED WITH? Then Kungfufruitcup cheated on THAT SAME FUCKING INDIAN?absolute scumbag disease of a human being
>>729892487Yes I mean herAre you mad because the memes my brethren said were true after all little Timmy? Your women are with us now :)
>>729891814Your loss if you can't enjoy schadenfreude, anon.
>>729877898I might for a few good games, but cant stand the faggot tranny shit and the cringe couch kids.
who? this is a limy show now
I am waiting for the next trannyrunner to be the next child molester.Even if the last deltafag drama was such a nothing burner(since it was just a bunch of tranny losers erping and doing meme poly shit) it is nice his run got taken off the database.
>>729891638meds
