>Main character is a boring, generic slob with no personality whatsoever>A blazing hot white woman and a dark skinned woman keep throwing themselves at him>He doesn't initiate anything on his own, but they keep going for his cockThis shit is just Twilight for dudes. The premise is fucking identical.
You didn't play the game
>>729887962He's witty and crass, what do you mean he has no personality
>>729887962No that's just being an attractive white man in reality. You should try it some time.
>>729888053there was a game?
>>729888053>play>gameBitch, it's a visual novel and 99% of the choices don't mean shit.>>729888082>witty and crassmaybe by your bottom-of-the-barrel standards.
>>729887962>Main character is a boring, generic slob with no personality whatsoever why did you post Dispatch and then talk about yourself you fucking tard
>>729887962>This shit is just Twilight for dudesstephanie mayer wrote a gender swapped twilight. the women hated it and caleld it sexist and terrible.dispatch has more female palyer than male.
>>729888126>t. fat brown who thinks "maam show bobs and vagene" is actually top shelf class
i also watched the video fellow anon
>>729888093You have to be tall and a 10/10 or 8/10 and really funny and confident
You're a chronically online socially stunted man so I am not surprised you dont understand but Robert is a genuinely well written character that has a ton of personality. He is not a self-insert
>>729887962Capeshit for brownoids.
>>729887962>This shit is just Twilight for dudes.Actually Dispatch is capeshit for the Twilight audience
>>729888225I'm the latter, though probably closer to a 7/10. I still pull. Shit is so cash.
>>729887962>This shit is just Twilight for dudes. The premise is fucking identical.Oh yeah I saw the woman on TikTok say this too.
>>729887962i fail to see the problem. also robert is attractive himself, he's not some average joe with gigachads obsessed with him like in twilight
>>729887962Straight men are going through such a lonliness epidemic they need every game nowadays to be a boring garbage self insert dating sim with no gameplay, choices not mattering, nothing in it other than porn + romance because they don't get any in real life.It's pathetic and the future of vidya looks grim.
>>729888474>outing yourself as both a brainlet and a tiktok user
>>729888529Robert is ugly and boring as fuck, he's also skinny and his voice actor is a self hating liberal who hates white people. So fuck off with your pathetic fanfics you self inserting loser.
>>729888539>Straight men are going through such a lonliness epidemicDamn, have you tried... Going outside and talking to a female?Or are you just sitting on /pol/ all day and seething?
>>729888616Are you retarded?
>>729887962>stealing a take from a womanHow low can you go?
>>729888598this guy is not ugly in any universe. He's a textbook attractive-but-realistic protagonist, perfect for any self insert, whether the male player to self insert as or the female player to fantasize about. same way invisigal is not a supermodel but she's extremely attractive nevertheless
>>729888598>guy who plays a dumb skinny retard in a TV show is also like that in real lifeAll he had to do was take the Breaking Bad money and dissapear off the face of the Earth.
>>729887962not a game, go to /tv/ to discuss
>>729888785> The ugly skinny brown eyes guy with cheese hole ear is "attractive" Lmao, you're coping so bad.
>>729888598>>729888862he's a hollywood actor, of course the jews say jump and he says how high, it's not really a surprise
>>729888714>There's 50% of men and 50% of women>somehow there's more single men than womenAlso, nice fucking source. So I was right, you do spend all your free time on /pol/ or its adjacent shitholes.
>>729888960> I-it makes no sense that only us straight men are lonely!Lmao, thank god your suicide rates keep going up as do your sexlessness rates.
>>729888940yeah retard, he is. The brown eyes keep him grounded and relatable and the ear chunk missing is a visual representation of the superhero background. He's the protagonist, that's the point.
>>729888940i'd bang him
>>729887962I was pleasantly surprised by Robert desu, I figured he'd be another stuttering awkward dork self-insert type but he's fairly confident and witty, the script probably could've used a second pass overall but the characterization of the main cast is solid.
>>729888760>woman
>>729889040> relatableOf course to an ugly brownoid like you, an ugly skinny guy with brown eyes is "relatable" and "TOTALLY HANDSOME!!!" lmao.
invisimech <3333
>>729887962reminder that meyer wrote a gender swapped version of twilight and then suddenly it all made sense to dudes.men and women really aren't all that different, anybody would like to be pursued by a couple of hotties.
>>729889174>and then suddenly it all made sense to dudes.No it didn't? Nobody read her garbage gender swap book, why are you lying?>men and women really aren't all that differentYou sound like an incel coping and trying to find women relatable in the hopes you'll ever get one. Notice how there isn't a single /v/ fan that has a girlfriend?
>>729889174i coomed to Life and Death
Flambert <3333
>>729889276>No it didn't? Nobody read her garbage gender swap book, why are you lying?Stupid newfag zoomer
>>729889347Are you trying to gaslight people? lmao.
>>729889156>>729889343fight
It's been wild seeing normies come to terms with visual novels as presented to them via capeshit. It's literally the exact same as seeing any other weaboo sperg out about his favorite waifus but they don't try to hide it because capeshit is "acceptable". Those guys are going to flip their fucking lid when they check out some japanese stuff.
>>729889414>gaslighting>>729889276>No it didn't? Nobody read her garbage gender swap book, why are you lying?You're too young to have seen the internet's reaction to the genderswapped twilight, and instead of accepting your ignorance you are trying to rewrite reality around your belief.
>>729889347>This reimagined Twilight with swapped genders (Bella is Beau, Edward is Edythe) and most of the same content will primarily interest Twi-hards and anyone in a gender studies class>the stench of a quick money-making scheme was quite potent>a lot of the book is copied and pasted>recycled story>shameless cash cowfrom reviews of the book
>>729889419No anon, its all love for our Fujoanon. He was Flambert posting before I had mine saved.I kneel that does not mean sucky sucky 5 dolla
>>729889559>zoomer runs to google AI
>>729889547>You're too young to have seen the internet's reaction to the genderswapped twilightIt's a 2015 book literally nobody cared about because normal men don't go around reading "genderswapped romance novels", so i ask again, who are you gaslighting?Is dispatch so boring you needed to switch the topic of the thread to make it about you lying about some garbage book nobody read?
>>729889631> His source of "Men totally understanding women and loving twilight" is a literal meme image from 4chan> He calls people zoomers but the comment was made in 2021> He's so autistic he sees lonely incels saying "i get it now" as if they purchased and read and loved the bookDude... you have NO friends at all don't you? And you consider people in 4chan your friends?
>>729888310>TattoosDUMB SLUTS
>>729887962
>>729887962>zanzibart 2.0I am tired, boss
>romance story "game" is full of fanservice for lonely nerdsNo way dude. How did you find out?
>>729889631Or I just... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_and_Death:_Twilight_Reimagined#Reception
>>729887962>Main character is a boring, generic slob with no personality whatsoeveralready wrong
>>729887962retarded take
>>729890080name he last time an american game (let a lone a californian one) catered to that audience smartass
He is literally me
>>729891329You wish.
>>729887962Yes I too saw that youtube video, anon. And you're correct. I fucking hate moids. 2 weeks after fucking nosering theory and now you're fawning over a crazy villainous alt bitch because she makes your pp's hard. No, you cannot FIX that whore!
>>729891548Yeah, I really fucking do
This thread needs more Bobert posting
>>729887962I know this take, it's from the place where I saw absolutely no good take on anything ever.
>>729887962>>He doesn't initiate anything on his own, but they keep going for his cockyes anon you just figured out the fantasy
>>729887962I like him. One of the best things the game has going for it. Sorry /v/ troons. Im sure studios will go back to spamming strong independent lesbian women for you to self insert as soon enough.
>People would rather go for the emotionally unstable mystery meat with a septum piercing than the wholesome blonde walking green flagThis says a lot about our society
>>729887962>He doesn't initiate anythingYeah well that's not true, he initiates with Blazer. He is always looking at her with goo goo eyes, from episode 1 all the way to the end. He is flirting with her every time he sees her. Robert has to kiss her himself.
>>729895676I can fix her with the power of love. And dick.
>>729895676>Courtney attacks and condemns Chase>Mandy protects and revives ChaseIt was the easiest decision in my life and once 7/8 rolled around I was on top of the moon.
>>729895859>look ma I posted it again
Mandy threadMandy gameMandy franchise
>>729887962In Twilight the entire love triangle were red flags.In Dispatch only one of them is.
>>729889152Men aren't supposed to be pretty
>>729889783>they purchased and read and loved the bookGaslighting again
>>729895973>Phone posting seethe>STILL getting angry every single day that his boyfriend spurned himOh my oh my, you're getting uppity really fast today aren't you little Visi nig?
>>729895985Based.
/v/ is rightful Visi clay. BBfags can stay as long as they bend the knee.
>>729896075Thanks for the bump ;)
>>729896165Team Jacob
>>729888598why do you browns pretend to be white?
Shut the fuck up Invisible tranny. Your nose ring whore is going to get more and more hate on here the more and more you pretend that she isn't who she says she is
>>729887962Ok niggaAnd?
>>729896207Yeah, I'm thinking that one REALLY got under your fucking skin.
>>729896359>He wasn't there the day the last episode released.Rightful. Visi. Clay.
>>729895853What does fixing her mean to you? Who does she become now?Give me an outline, won't you?
>NotTwilight thread filled with posts that sound like teenage girls arguingIt's like pottery
>>729896561Nigga go on X for 5 seconds and read how people talk about this game on there. Little Visi niggers females on X are literally frothing at the mouth over the idea that Invisigal is disliked or that the White woman is a good wife for Robert. Not a joke. Little Visi niggers are indeed high school children.
What would Courtneys favorite holiday be after she has Boberts 12 children? I think she'd move from Halloween to Christmas because of her new family. Maybe even Thanksgiving, because it gives her a chance to show off the cooking skills she gained from taking secret cooking lessons
>>729896723wrong, she would be an awful cook but robert would lie and claim everything she makes is amazing in order to not hurt her feelings
this kill the dispatchtard
>>729896723She doesn't believe in traditions and she aborted her pregnancy.
>>729887962>This shit is just Twilight for dudesYou're making me want to buy it.
>>729896819You should buy it.
Robert owes Courtney 12 invisible kids.
>>729896880How many Robert Robertson's before she disallows more? I think he could get to Robert Robertson IX with her
Robert owes Courtney nothing whatsoever. That's what happens when you're a hero, you save people without a reward. That's why non-romanced Visi hero ending is the only Golden path. The only way she actually grows and changes is by learning what self sacrifice looks like without being rewarded.But that nuanced form of an arc goes over the heads of all underaged Invisible simps and literal perma /v/irgins. They will never, ever understand it.
>If I spam about 12 invisible children every day, maybe I can get everyone to stop making fun of the septum ring or pointing out her red flags?>Everyone will surely be convinced that she's actually trad, just like Blazer.... that bitch I hate her!!!!
>>729897003>before she disallows more>He thinks she'd be the one who says no to more kids
>>729897303She wouldn't say no more kids, she just wouldn't let them be Robert Robertson 4-16
Why do you think Robert's workout routine is
>>729897380I'm not sure, I feel like he works out enough he should have a good butt but he doesn't. So I guess he focuses on upper body?
OP is a faggotWould you choose a waify pale vampiress or a sexy brown werewolf woman?
>>729897350They'll just start using alternate versions of Robert, I feel bad for the poor kid who gets name Boberto.
I know! To stop all Invisigal hate from spreading, I'll spam about her 12 invisible children every single day and ignore any and all conversations that are actually happening around the game!That will definitely make Courtney a more palatable romance. My imagination will do all the heavy lifting for me, and I'll never have to address anything that's ever said about her, despite getting visibly perturbed by it so consistently.
>>729888053It's not a game
>>729897380Not enough lower body workouts. He really skips out on leg day.
>>729897479I'm not a degenerate furry so vampire for me
>>729896812Chase, please.
>>729887962>This shit is just Twilight for dudesNah the Twilight for Dudes was that version of the book where everything was Rule 63 swapped. So you got a male MC being pursued by a clingy tomboy werewolf girl and a goth yandere vampire girl.
>>729897506>this is Robert, this is Bob, this is Bobert, this is Rob, this is Bert, this is Robbie, this is Rupert, this is RobertoKek
Are BBfags still THAT fucking ass pained that they lost the war?
>>729887962>Main character is a boring, generic slob with no personality whatsoeverTranny take.
>>729897593Based
>>729897537>it's not a game it's just only available on game platforms requires you to play a dispatching game and interact with the world and choices, but it's not a game beo
>>729896723FERTILEHAPAWOMB
>>729897756Anon, hes a "Consistent force of truth".I like to imagine him sitting there in a batman costume
>>729887962Twilight is kino except the last battle thoughbeit
>>729897672I'm just telling you like it is. You guys have been fabricating this characters new personality in your minds for months now, but you need to be pointed out the truth every once in awhile. She ain't having 12 kids, she likely ain't having one.
>>729889156Based!
>>729887962>a boring, generic slob with no personality whatsoeverit's called everyman, yes
>>729897737Would they name their daughter Roberta or Bobina?
>>729887962Why do people think other people still get mad over comparisons to twilight. Will they won't they love triangles have existed forever across the globe.
>>729897974Roberta is the eldest sister and Bobina is the middle.
>>729897853You like to imagine me? How adorably pathetic is that
>>729897756Who lost what, exactly? Tell me what you imagine is occurring here in your mind
I'm bumping right now
>>729897885>She ain't having 12 kids, she likely ain't having one.Wrong, her and Robert will have at least have one (1), all part of Shroud's plan btw.
>>729897974CUTE
>>729897827>t.
>>729898284Shroud is so based. Top tier tier wingman
>VISI ROMANCE IS MORE POPULAR MY ROMANCE IS MORE POPULARWhy do children funnel every thought they have through popularity contests? Is anyone ever going to try to rationally explain why they do this, on 4chan of all places? We don't like the majority here. We don't listen to it. We actively reject majority rule. It has no power here.
>>729897974This is disgustingly wholesome.
>>729898425It's traced from the picture of Robert and his dad
>>729896515I don't think this is ever going to receive an answer. They're too afraid, too dedicated to shitposting and drowning out discussion with simping.
>>729898406Seeeeeeeeethe
>>729898386>Killed Robert II before he could corrupt Robert III>Hooked Robert up with a brown tomboy GF who is completely head over heels for himWhy am I supposed to hate Shroud again?
>>729898646>Killed Robert II before he could corrupt Robert IIIHadn't considered that. Damn, shrouds pretty awesome. He ensured Robert would turn into a proper hero by sacrificing himself
>>729898476Unlike his dad, Robert will actually keep the mom in the picture, be a good father, and not leave his kid fatherless.
Thread yesterday was pretty based, too bad this thread is occupied. I can guarantee if I start an Invisigal thread right now, there will be all of the exact same people in this thread that will go over there and spam the exact same posts again
>>729898730>Shroud shot at Robert knowing Courtney would be there to tank the bullet, thus redeeming herself and further locking down RobertShroud is a misunderstood hero.
>>729888053FPBPIf Robert's a self insert he's the sort of self insert in the mold of 'guy they wish they were' or 'guy they think they are'. Like James Bond, not like generic Takeshi goes to Isekai-land. It's not hard to see why girls would like him.
>>729898902>girl with bullet woundHOT
>>729887962Remember the time Blazer sabotaged Robert's car because he was going for a legitimately platonic visit to Visi, then when he tried to start it up she turned up in the passenger seat and acted like a controlling psycopath?Remember when Robert made it clear he didn't reciprocate Visi's advances and she just ignored him?Remember When Robert didn't accept Blazer's offer for a date and she showed up at the cinema to stalk him and Visi?Remember the time SDN brought round non redeemed villains to fight shroud, then bussed them around LA so they could murder more civilians to boost their combat prowess?Remember the time Visi decided she was going to be the soulmate of Robert's baby?That's the shit dispatch would need to be male twilight.
>>729898902>willing to sacrifice his own goodness and embraces the dark to help Robert and Courtneys light grow stronger.>all that talk about golden age heroesHe just wanted to bring real heroes back, willingly becoming the darkness so that you can help ensure a better generation of heroes is surprisingly selfless of him
>>729898735Haha yeah. Sure he will. Something about that though....idk....seems almost like history repeating itself.
>>729898036>Why do people think other people still get mad over comparisons to twilightJust look at the hissy fits being thrown in this thread
>>729899070>If you spare Shroud he comes back in a later season and sacrifices himself to protect/save CourtneyAt this rate they'll be contractually obligated to name one of their kids after Eli.
>>729899279What if Visi is Shroud's daughter?
>>729899279There needs to be an Eli and a Chase. Honestly might as well give one the name Royd too since there's plenty to go around
>>729899102Robert's not a shitty jobber like his dad, this ex-villain wife is staying good and won't run out on the family to go back to being a villain.
>>729899243
>>729899340It's gonna be really awkward when he has to explain to his grandkids why they don't have a grandpa on their dads side of the family.
>>729899340Elise?Elizabeth?Elina?I like Elizabeth
>>729888598But he's not white????? He's pinkman.
