Uncs be all like “They don’t make ‘em like they used to!”
sovl
>>729892331>uncWhen are jannies word filtering this term? it's only ever used for garbage ragebait posts like this one.
>>729892331zooms be like>wheres the 500302 copypaste meaningless korok seeds I'm getting BOORED!!
Brutal self own
actually uncs be like "haha you play console games? get some taste and standards you broccoli headed faggot"
>>729892753only chopped and unc posters ask for jannies
>>729892993BotW is for millennial cat moms and their cuck husbands. Zoomies just play Fortnite and whatever the flavor of the month extraction shooter happens to be.
>>729893127BotW sucked ass. I am not afraid to say it. Twilight Princess was the last good zelda
>>729892753moot would have done this months agohiro is a hack
>>729893315blocking words on 4chan like that is newfag shitdoes nobody remember when moot used to make funny filters like changing "peanut butter" to be NIGGER in all caps, or the somethingawful-style filters like typing :inaiinai: would slap down pic related in your postfiltering out words you don't like is the exact opposite of 4chan, that's normalfaggot forum shitwe just permabanned people who obviously didn't fit in and weren't making any effort to do so, like when moot permabanned everyone on /fur/
>>729892331And they are right though
>>729892753you must not remember how "coomer" became a word
>>729892331They don't make fields like they used to
>>729893963>cumbrain
They made the trek from Kokiri to Market Town on foot precisely so you are locked outside after nightfall and get jumpscared by skeletons.
>>729892331Fuck your gay thread, but as of yesterday you can now play OoT with all of the Majora's Mask transformations.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W48yqaaP7M
>>729892331
zoomers be like>yo we got fortnite 10 years ago>yo the new gay putin skin just dropped in fortnite>yo the kamala harris no guns map just dropped (now with realistic somalian daycares)
>>729894135Botw with actual extensive dungeons, not just the beasts, would have been goat’d
>constantly see OoT threads on /v/>youtube starts recommending me playthroughs of OoT tooits like the universe wants me to replay it.
>>729894468websites sell your data
>>729892331if that was made of minecraft blocks, zoomies would be foaming at the mouth begging to know what game it is
>>729894223I want the next Zelda to have actual themed mini dungeons in the overworld a la Skyrim or Elden Ring. I was extremely disappointed TotK doubled down on the shrine crap.
>>729892331Zoomers be like "I can wait to drive around here and do nothing at 20fps"
anyone else notice uncslop was heavily spammed here for like a week straight and then mostly vanished?
>>729893651nobody remembers or cares grandpa, you are old and everyone here laughs at you
>>729895235not really, they all talk like that. It's just lingo taken from black teenagers in poorer areas, but poor black teenagers aren't the ones posting it here, it's pic related.
>>729894218millenials be like>grrr I'm mad and obsessed all the time>I am full of impotent rage I can do nothing about and emotional reactivity>I'm so pathetic
>>729895307>nobody remembers or cares grandpaand that's why you replied instead of entirely ignoring the post, right? Nice self own with that sub-saharan IQ of yours
>>729895347That person is a gigachad and you would be terrified to badmouth them to their face.
>>729895386millennials are literally making memes that are causing wiggers (you) to commit suicide lel
>>729895453>woman>gigachad
>>729893207>>729893127It sold more than every previous Zelda combined.>b-butDoesn't matter, at all, sales do. Your opinions and arguments hold absolutely no value compared to the might dollar. Mass popularity and appeal = domination of media, it's that simple.
>>729895440again, nobody remembers or cares, you are irrelevant beyond being an easy target for zoomchads to bully and humiliate
>>729895386I'M A CREEPI'M A WEIRDO*millennials weeping and sobbing and shitting themselves*
>>729895594>he's still replyingkeep jumping through those hoops like an obedient dog whilst talking about how much you don't care
>>729895603yoooooooo lil chincho just dropped "IM SO SKIBIDI SKRR SKRR". he's a yung nigga on his come up from tha hood my fellow wigger!
>>729892753/v/ is still censored where you are unable to post valve + drone as a single word. don't push for even more /v/ censorship.
>>729895514You didn't disprove me or provide any kind of valid argument whatsoever. You are still here, still hiding, and still afraid of them.
>>729895760
>>729895661>he's still replying>he's still seething>he's still oldagain, nobody remembers or care, continue to get bullied and keep replying to me, your master, claiming you aren't upset and emotional
My lowkirkenuine reaction when ts unc starts having a generational crashout bc smn called OoT oldslop ::wilted_flower::
>>729895805>>729895760Global Rule #3. Make sure you watch yourself and behave around your zoomer superiors.:)
Why is the default zoomer response whenever insulted for being an annoying malignant cunt to just brag about how "emotional" someone else is like being an obnoxious cunt is some sort of victory?
>>729895935except i'm not a zoomer and I can ban evade in under a minute, so I don't care about meaningless punishments hereto stop me from posting you literally have to rangeban the entire planet
>>729896052I just gave you a direct order to watch your mouth around us.
>>729895760I'd honestly prefer that over the maudlin self-importance that characterized 90s grunge.
>>729892331Am I alone in thinking that n64 games look like absolute shit when they're not on a crt? Like the textures in these games are fucking hideous. And it's not like the crt makes them look great, just less bad. Like if you look at raycrisis or something, it looks super sick even on a modern monitor, but n64 textures just look like vomit 99% of the time
>>729896034because their entire lives are about emotionslook how popular they made reaction channels on youtube, as they parasitically leech off the manufactured emotions of others
Hyrule fields was lame, sure, but everything else was neat.>skim through threadWhat the fuck is wrong with you retards, holy shit
>>729896151yeah i think that was all about how white people are being forced to put up with kikes and niggers and faggots and foidkikes instead of putting them in institutionsglad that's coming to an end as they've almost fully run us collectively off the clifftime for the straight white man to take back the reins
>>729892331Soul as fuck. Is this EQ?
>>729896178>raycrisis*raystormSorry raycrisis actually also looks like shit because it's so damn gloomy. Senior moment
>>729896282>reactionary bullshit blaming literally anyone but themselves>complete lack of punctuation Ebony and ivory...
>>729895201they waited too long. This doesn't even look that good anymore
>>729893651'k unc
>>729896380>reactionaryyeah modern culture is so good and wholesome and fulfilling we need things to get even better by not looking at the past my fellow aryan
>>729896430Can't expect an open world game that has to run on a Series S to look all that great.
>>729896284>implying modern 4chan even knows what everquest isit's consolefag zeldaslop, here have some actual everquest from a former raider in a top 3 raiding guild, the only ones better than us were Fires of Heaven and Afterlife
>>729892753they only filter stuff that hurt their feelings like kumbrain
>>729895805As of yesterday, zoomers are now in their 30s.
>>729895786>don't push for even more /v/ censorship.I think /v/ craves the lash. This place is nothing but a cesspit of incessantly regurgitated memes if the mods don't shake shit up. The fact that some tourists still get confused when they try to call someone a basedboy always gives me a great giggle, I think they should go even harder into it.
>>729896446why do you type like this in run on sentences it makes you sound stupid and makes your posts hard to read if you want people to take you seriously you should learn basic punctuation and grammar its not black peoples fault you wont pick up a book
>>729896673Amazing how they still act like inner city black teenagers then
THE ANSWER IS RIGHT THERE IN THE MAGAZINE SCANS>A Story of Three Links and Three Zeldasthere are THREE games hidden in the cartridge for Ocarina of Time, and each of those games has 1 Zelda and 1 Link and 1 Ganondorf.REMEMBER that old screenshot of Ocarina that had the TRIFORCE in a treasure chest?? It's hidden in one of these hidden games.But the problem is...you can't EMULATE Ocarina of Time properly because ROM Dumpers aren't dumping the parallel games properly. It has to be a legitimate copy.This is the developer's answer to time-seal the secret.Let my lawsuit be the first...we WILL find that game.
>>729896034nta but because it works.i've seen dudes my age and older get very quickly agitated and reactionary at the slightest hint that someone younger isn't "showing respect", and it quickly devolves into the younger guy gaining control of the situation.not enough guys are thick-skinned enough to let shit roll off their backs and remain in control.Not saying it is or isn't working here. But it's why the tactics is used a lot. It usually works even though it shouldn't.
>>729896754>REMEMBER that old screenshot of Ocarina that had the TRIFORCE in a treasure chest??This is the screenshot. It ISN'T CUT CONTENT. It's literally there waiting for someone to find it and has been waiting since the 90's.
>>729896679That isn't /v/, simply being on this board doesn't make someone /v/ if you don't embody the original 2004 era culture of the board. It's no different from people thinking blacks in france are French just because they happen to be there.
>>729896747>get btfo>pretend not to understandPlease God, 100,000 Anders Breiviks. A million Anders Breiviks. Erase lefturds from your beautiful Earth for eternity.
>>729896814this game has been decompiled by now faggot
>>729893315Hiro doesn't do shit here, complain to RapeNigger
>>729896832Thank you for using punctuation this time. *hugs*
>>729892753>Millenial faggot cannot accept becoming the fat old balding virile unc.Accept it !!
>>729896953Oh wow I'm not the only one who remembers this show
>>729892331They sure don't
Im 32 grew up with the n64 and dont play games older than ps3 because they all look like shit and play like shit. Games are technology and the tech has just gotten better and so have games. And theres more games now than ever in every single subgenre at every single scale and scope so the idea of playing some blurry poorly controlling emulated bullshit instead of a new game is retarded.
>>729896902the dumping wasn't good. the way decompiling works is they look at the system calls. the problem is the system call will only acknowledge the parallel world a few number of times to consider the following events:>Has the player accessed a hidden game? System call to check>Has the player found any hints to get to a hidden game? System call to checkit's virtually invisible to the decompiling process outside of these few system calls.In fact, the game will CRASH if something is wrong with these system calls, and the emulators think that was a programming error and patch out the crash, ignoring what they just did by sealing off the parallel dimension with their "debugging process".I used to think the way it worked was your RAM would have a second instance of the game running in RAM so you're essentially playing both versions of the game at the same time...but after some trial and error and experimentation of the games i own... i've come to the conclusion that the game only has 1 instance of the game running at a time, but checks for certain flags that are shared between the games..these serve as the hints.
>>729896827>simply being on this board doesn't make someone /v/ if you don't embody the original 2004 era culture of the boardI miss it as much as you do, but those times are gone and buried. Much like Kratos had his responsibility of teaching his son to not be a raging tard like he was because the times aren't the same and there is a better way to live a life, we have the responsibility of mercilessly calling people faggots if they act like faggots to make a better world for the people of the interwebs.
>>729892753Mods are soiboi middle aged cuckolds which is why those are the words triggering them. Middle aged dudes don't care about being called uncs because they quite literally are uncles so it means nothing to them
>>729892331>UncsOP is a nigger using nigger wordsthis thread is gay
>>729892753unc coded post
>>729897175>we have the responsibility of mercilessly calling people faggots if they act like faggots to make a better world for the people of the interwebs.exactly, SOMEONE has to tell these fucking people to LURK MOAR
>>729892753Why would they? Mods only care about "engagement." They're never gonna add more black twitter filters like they did with t b h.
>>729892753chopped unc crashing out
>>729897140https://shmuplations.com/ocarinaoftime/EMULATORS AREN'T SMARTER THAN NINTENDO. Follow the hints.>Miyamoto: Regarding the characters… in the beginning of Ocarina's development, there was only adult Link, with a harder, more intense look to him. Any talk of What a game was "ORIGINALLY" before it got changed can potentially be a hint for the parallel dimension, which, usually, was created and finished first in development before they move on to the "consumer version" which is the game we actually got to start with.So we know that in one of OCARINA's three games, one of them only has an adult link.
>>729896747his post is much more legible than your attempt at satirizing his style though. autistic?
>>729897598>Cuckpassyou are a motherfucking embarrassment
>>729892753Tío, chill.
>>729897598>>729897140what about master quest?
>>729897204this, no word should be filtered if you want to pretend to be a free speech platform.stick this in your gullet soya drinkers.
>>729898124Nah they are allowed to do what they want just to fuck with niggers like you
>>729897005
>>729897204As an unc, I personally like that zoomie speak became a thing. Makes it that much easier/faster to identify people who aren't worth engaging with.
>>729894218HighGuard is anti-woke and based
>>729898876>womanslop>woke clothingit has actual graphics at the very least
>>729892753unc is crashing out lol
>>729898876>From the creators of Apex Legends and Titanfallit's consolized trash lol, time to raise your incredibly low standards bar
>>729892753unc's bussy on the floor filled with sand
>>729899245woops wrong thread
>>729898486the only one thinking about fucking niggers is (you) though
>>729892331Damn, they don't make 'em like they used to.
its sad, zoomers grew up with minecraft fortnite, roblox and andrew tatei feel pity for them.
>>729892993oh, they're there
>>729892753stop raging at ragebait if you want it to stop being used you fucking monkeyhow fucking stupid do you have to be to identify it but still respond
>>729900231sovl
>>729892753unc crashing out hard lmao
Why do zoomers like to ragebait so much?
>>729895786what happens with pcbro?
>>729900501didn't know about that filter, why only valve though and not "snoy" and "tendies"? same anoying shit
>>729892753>you don't know about old thing? zoomzoom, ha ha! ZOOMZOOM! (this is a good thing)>ha ha, unc be like "I like old thing!" (this is a bad thing)even if you don't actually hold this double standard, theres more than enough faggots here that deserve to suffer for it. the opportunity for gatekeeping has long past since jannies/mods have been complacent ever since antiquity. if anyone actually believes "zoomer" is okay and "unc" is forbidden/needs to be censored, i'm all for calling it out and shaming people with such a view.
>>729892331Somehow, this is still so.... magical.
>>729893125actually lold
>>729892331>“They don’t make ‘em like they used to!”Nintendo game still look like this
>>729893963What did we say before "coomer"?
>>729892331Correct.
>>729892753>AAAHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!!! FILTER IT!! THIS WORD MAKES ME UNCOMFYY
>>729896902https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nEw9K-9j2-MExplain this then anon
>>729892331>sets the standard for 3d games>its industry defining mechanics are still found in game of the year winners nearly 3 decades laterthey don't make 'em like they used to!
>>729901105What not getting pomf'd does to a motherfucker
>>729892753There's no point they will replace it with another one, all you can do is way for them to stop using it like sóy, incel, simp, edgy, tranny, sjw, pajeet, chud, it all comes and goes.
>>729895386This is like admitting you were defeated>you might have a point but you're angry
>>729892331Niggers be like>unc
>>729893651Newfag pretending to be an old fag, typical.
>>729900231imagine cute little grottos having more variety than their equivalent on a console released 20 years later lmao.
>>729892331>“They don’t make ‘em like they used to!”Yes, that is a factually correct statement.But I won't be mad if you stick to Roblox.
>>729892331Why would you build your castle town at the foot of a hill? Just makes it easier for archers and trebuchets to fuck your shit up.
>>729896814Yeah it's on top of the water fall in gerudo valley. My friends and I found that shit years decades ago. There's also a spirit tunic.
>>729895661Calm down old bitch ass boomer go play a doom wad and cry about your ex-wife or something ugly unc ass nigga
I’m playing through this right now & the Forest Temple is pure kino.
>>729902947I thought it was the best of the lot of them too, but all of them were still dogshit compared to A Link to the Past dungeons.
>>729892331speaking as an unc, you're exactly right. they indeed don't.
>>729902552>implying the rules of real-life warfare apply to a story in which Ganondorf single-handedly chases the princess and her bodyguard through the gates with zero consequences, the only casualty was one guard in the back alley of the castle town, and the military does nothing before or after except stand around or patrol in the gardensThe only logical conclusion is that the people of Hyrule at this point in the timeline did not have any concept of organized warfare, and neither they nor their enemies had ever pondered the possibility of a siege. When the princess had to run for her life, the king who supposedly exists off-screen probably just sat and hoped for some hero to save the day.
>>729892331Wow... Metroid Prime 4 is a real beaut.
OoT still 'feels bigger' than BotW does, because the game constantly suggests that there's much more to the world than what's directly in front of you, even if you're in a relatively big area like the field. So you feel like "even the huge space in front of me is a smaller part of something larger". In BotW most of the world is shoved in your face from the get go, so even its extents don't feel that big, and WW feels bigger despite being around the same size.
>>729903205>The only logical conclusion is that the people of Hyrule at this point in the timeline did not have any concept of organized warfare, and neither they nor their enemies had ever pondered the possibility of a siegeNigga the game takes place after a civil war
>>729901481why is everyone talking about lovecrafts cat lately? did the jeets on X finally discover his cats name?
>>729892331is it pronounced you-in-cee-ess? or like uncle without the "le"?
>>729903310At the time of release, it was a prequel to everything. The only way the civil war isn't a retcon is that we assume it was so brutal that society collapsed and all advanced knowledge including that of military strategy was lost. Either that or the canon interpretation is that link immediately goes to the Temple of Time and grabs the Master Sword immediately after encountering Ganondorf and thus doesn't get to see thousands upon thousands of Hyrulian troops marching toward Gerudo Valley to commit heinous war crimes against its all-female population. Immediate declaration of total war would be the only response to what happened if Hyrule were actually a military power capable of defending a castle in the first place, and Link wouldn't be able to go around as he pleases after that shit had kicked off.
>>729902947did someone say forest temple?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbYWbFHC-B8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFmrzRUojS0
>>729903681The whole reason Ganondorf is being so sneaky is because at this point, he's still just a regular guy that knows a bit of dark magic. But physically, he's as easy to kill as any regular human. Which is what happens after Link goes back in time; Ganondorf gets arrested, sent to prison and finally executed, which he only survives because time travel shenanigans give him the Triforce of Power anyway
>>729902448sir, that's a single grave
Do any fellow zoomers here who don't follow current web culture or tends? I mostly align with pre 2012 culture.
>>729900231I don't get the complain here
>>729904231If you're posting a frog you're not aligned with pre 2012.
>>729903858AI could never
>>729904384would you prefer older pepes
>>729904580It's a start, at least.
>>729904578
>>729893116>history of pc gaming>starts in the 90s and leaves out all the Apple ][ classics like Ultima
>>729904578I feel ancient, I haven't seen this meme in so long
>>729892331it's so emptyalttp was much better
>>729893116pc games where shitwithout emulators or ports most games suck
Well, they literally don't. Making them like they used to requires the creators to have souls. Pajeets (50% of any modern dev team) don't have souls so it's an uphill battle.
>>729896590Cúmbrain got filtered because it was an organised ResetEra raid to shame people for the male gaze.
>>729905680resetera is based
>>729905859Go back.
let y = the number of hintslet x 0 = another dimension existsas we can see in this equation, the equation moves toward 0 but never actually reaches it. in japanese game development, there's a WHOLE LOT of hints that a parallel version of the game exists, but they never outright say it exists, we just get hints. from the erronously named "cut content" especially.how high does the Y axis need to be for you to accept X=0 in this equation? There has to be some kind of limit, do you want tens of hints, hundreds of hints, thousands of hints? What are you waiting for?! The equation will never reach 0 until you decide it does! and for me that line was crossed with Bloodborne.
>>729892331They don't. No irony here
>>729907050well if we're dealing with a parabola, y is infinity when x is zero so we want infinite hints.
>>729893116All the broccoli heads are pc streamers tho
>>729907134This.
>>729892753uncblud ahh crashout sybau
>>729907914VRSNSMV SMQLIV
Unironically, Ocarina remake with modern camera control and inputs when?
>>729907914kek
>>729892331>UHHH WHERE ARE MY ANIME SLUTS>WHERE ARE THE TICKETS FOR THE GACHA SYSTEM>WHAT NO DAILY TASKS>MY DOPAMINE LEVELS ARE CRASHING AIIIEEEEEElol anyways just joshin' aroundhonestly if newer games, with better graphics, were made with the same sort of thought and soul that old games would we wouldn't even have this problem
>>729907914You have no power here.
>>729892331You see that big empty Hyrule field? That's literally Breath of the Wild but for the whole game
>>729905680I started using cumbrain when I realized that 99% of threads and conversations seem to gutter into sex. And then the longer I paid attention I realized how many threads were centered around women, and the worship of women, and the posting of women.And then I was like what the fuck dude I hate women why is it all you faggots ever talk about?Then you can go look at the catalogue even right now, and see how many threads are dedicated to sex and even the ones that aren't are just inundated with the most brainless 10 IQ "i want to have sex" posts, 0 engagementLike weird penis zombies groaning through conversationsI'd like to go back somewhere, but the only place I used before 4chan was AOL and BBS boards and those are long gonetl;dr cumbrains seethe forever lol
>>729908885You had to be there. I was and it was... life changing.
>>729900593Because the real 7th gen console war terms are n*ntenyearold and s*nygger. Those are still filtered to this day.
>>729892331Most games that came out in the late 90s and early 2000s are still the best in their respective genres today. I'm not specifically talking about OoT but PC gaming back in those days really does have so many classics that are hard to replace. Me being a stealth genre fan i would point to Thief and Splinter Cell, Metal Gear Solid. I think even the best Hitman games came out in then and are better than modern personally. Only Commandos may get a bit of a resurgence since some developers have started making those.
>>729905680I don't like gaming journal outlets, but they're right that you faggots are sex obsessed, and you aren't even having any.
>>729892753UNC CRASHING TF OUT
>>729892331It's not about the landmass being the landmass. It's about coming from out the Kokiri forest for the first time after thinking you were destined to always be there, and hear the music for the first time, and wonder what everything else is in the game. That's the purpose of that map.
>>729892331Shitendo was never good, and we need to leave their outdated garbage in the dustbin of history in 2026 so they stop polluting the industry with their filth
>>729909251Honestly bro, I don't know if I can ever play the original OoT again. A lot of the music and themes in the game trigger past traumas. I think I played it during turbulent times in my life when I wanted to be a hero
>>729909148Have you seen what /b/ or /gif/ look like nowadays? No seriously, have you? Go and look at those catalogues right now and then come back here and tell us how porn addicted we are.
>>729892753>censor word >people create a alternative word>it is used even more
>>729893116>>729905040It also misses all PLATO and Apple games from the 70’s it really should have started in 1971 with Star Trek.
>>729909559This
>>729909759/gif/ is a porn board retard that's why there is a /wsg/ /b/ bent the knee to porn addicts almost a decade ago to social threads and facebook masturbation shit, now it's just pedophiles generation child porn with AI and creeps posting pictures of women they took in publici am sick to death of listening to virgins burping out "conversation" in the form of porn rotted fantasies with their AI generated off-model slop, and I'm even more sick of secondaries who cling onto games to worship their women a la Bowsette and Dimitrescumy issue with cumbrains is actually part of a larger problem with secondaries in general but i'll spare you my blog
>>729909559PowerfulStunning and brave
>>729909559>>729910089Remember, never go full retarded.
>>729892331now THAT was a video game!
>>729910168I understand where you're coming from but at the same time, no one takes this shithole seriously anymore. I haven't since Gamergate. Anyone who was around here during that time will vouch to the fact that there are an extremely high number of genuinely retarded people on this site.
>unc trying tell me to get a fire extinguisher nah senpai this party is LIT!
>>729892753this and slop except when ai precedes it
>>729910871Beautiful, lit even.
>>729910758Well I appreciate you at least lending me some empathy. I unfortunately am stricken with the sort of autism that makes me take everything too seriously. I agree, it is much different here since GG.
>>729908695>Aika
>>729910168>/b/ bent the knee to porn addicts almost a decade agoIt's so fucking depressing how it's become literally 100% porn shit, was unironically fun when it was weird stories, rolling your post over some image with 1-100 results, stupid image macros, and the occasional unhinged post or low effort, low damage raid.
>>729910871this kills the zoomer
>>729910871>still partyingAre they fucking retarded? They all died in terrible agony, right?
>>729911815Dozens dead, 100+ injured. Best part is the patio was made of sliding glass doors that went ignored for a stampede at the front door
YUP! UNC HERE.
This, Mario 64, DK 64 and Majora's right after...It was literal magic. Dreamlike for all the 90's kids.
>>729892331>gay ebonics
>>729910871I'm seeing that this was an unprecedented tragedy on the news. But why the hell were they still partying? rather than getting the fuck out of there?
>>729895516Imbecile fucktard opinion."The quality of X is poor."And"X is a best seller."Do not contradict each other. Fucktard.
>>729892753look at how many of them jizzed at the chance to use the new word their Discord group shit into their mouths
>>729895307"If I turn off autocapitalization and type in a disaffected manner, maybe I'll fit in with my peers." Zoomie zooms are THE pathetic performative generation. Guess that's what happens when people are raised in the algorithmic feed social media age.
>>729892331The improved environmental assets in the 3DS version make it worth it over the original for me. Although I respect anyone who prefers the original over the remake. After all, the original developers intent IS the game
>>729892753>noo stop making fun of muh uncslop
>>729915208i love how detailed the interiors became in the 3ds versions, but they both have some very odd changes. that fucking hint statue thing in ocarina is real fucking dumb.
>>729907050nigga you're still around? I'm surprised you haven't died yet from all that autism in you
Hyrule Field is like 500 square meters Fuck outta here with the complaints about itIt serves its purpose of making the world feel much larger than it really is, it's got a few interesting things and maybe even a spook or two for appropriately aged players (youre over 18 years old so you don't count)Takes 5 minutes top to crossGives new players an open space to run around inGets new content as the game goes on (poe hunting, a horse, mask quest)Never overstays it's welcomeOffers an easy way for players to control the day/night cycle without the song
>>729895786pcbro
It's actually really cosy playing older games with my nephews and nieces, I hope zoomers and gen alphas get to experience it too
>>729892331it's okay to have a big empty field with a gimmick mount mechanic when you're 8
>>729907050What's the status on your court case my schizo nigga?
i am honestly just sad that the default state of being has become narcissistic and selfish. I drive for work and the amount of times people have nearly wrecked into me and full throatedly yell at me when i try to make light of it with a smile, laugh and a bit of bants at them is scary. On a lesser level is discussion here and out in the real world with making a point and someone does the thing where you just be as intentionally obtuse as possible in a conversation or defending "crash outs" like that isnt the most feminine, fatherless, petulant behavior possible.to make it /v/ related. I am desperate for high contrast, colorful games and when /I/ say games look like shit its usually because they are tonally flat and just have the same washed out feeling through the entire thing. Then some retard thinks theyre smart with posting an early ps2 game with low poly and saying it also looks like shit because i cant see peach fuzz on women.
>>729900304Nobody was raging you retarded faggot. I was just saying OP's thread was dogshit bait. Quit getting your panties in a twist just because you have the reading comprehension of a down syndrome third grader.
>>729910871are they dancing?
>>729892331Do zoomers have anything besides tiktok, remakes/remasters, and worshipping palestinians?
>>729921895They have Fortnite and Squid Game.
>>729894801The elden ring layout is perfect for Zelda. Using dungeons and puzzles to section off parts of the world.
>>729896754I thought I filtered you you passfag. Get out of my retina.
>>729893207I'm not convinced anyone actually even played twilight princess, every time you meet someone in real life who claims they like it they get real fuzzy on the details when you press them on its finer points
>>729892753Just be like me who recognizes 'unc' as an onomonopia of someone with something lodged in their throat, like say, a cock, which is exactly how i view anyone calling me 'unc'.
>>729924473embarrassing post
>>729892753>unc cant handle the bantsGuess you really do get thin skinned with old age.
>>729904231Its not a generation thing, its a normie thing. No matter what generation it is, normies are always insufferable. t. 26
>>729892753Don't depend on the jannies. OP has zero intention of talking about video games, and should be treated like the off topic spammer he is.
>>729915208I just wish the remake’s color palette was less saturated. It’s a fairly somber game & I feel like everything looking brighter kind of takes something away.
>>729892753uncelnot related to any of this, but here's a zoomie bitch I hooked up withthinking about a second weekend together, thoughts?
Unc is just the new zoomie term for boomer, right?
>>729924729>sheLooks like a twink/tranny
>>729924731only uncs call people a boomer
>>729895926>when this shit uncunc spotted
>>729910871>A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it's a joke.
>>729924729he looks cute, congrats
>>729924950>>729925076She's a biofemwomangirl but yeh she cute.
>>729892331Hell yeah.
I dont have nieces tho kiddiepoo
>>729892753it doesnt bother me in the slightest, in a week or so there will be a new word for something else that will be the new word of the week
>>729913350>>729911815sheep normalfags like that will only do whatever they see other people doing. life might be at risk? who cares they're still dancing so i'm gonna do that too
>>729924501Stop sounding like youre chocking on a dick when you speak to me. Simple as
>>729928296>chockingI really choked on that spelling lol
>>729894468it's about time for my yearly OoT/MM 100% speedrun watch
>>729901315cumskull or cumbrain. weirdly cumbrain was the more popular choice despite cumskull being more clever.
>>729897204I am a father but sadly not an uncle as my brother is gay. Maybe he'll adopt a little nog one day and it will grow up to stab our mother.
>>729892753It's funny how they claim they hate niggers but love using their vernacular like the words that got so spammed so bad that they to be filtered to baka desu senpai
>>729892753>ragebaitYou're part of the problem.
>>729897005>virilezoomers so unfamiliar with this they think it's an insult
>>729892331YOU DO NOT KNOW SHIT.
>>729892753Remember how quickly sőyboy and cumbrain were filtered? I wonder why lol
>>729901315Nothing, because all of these appeared simultaneosly and were thinktank subverter inventions. The introduction of the usage of these terms spans a time period of less than a year.
>>729892753lol, dude you don't even realize the zoomies won when you're using ragebait instead of trolling. Anyway I'm all for the tiktokification of /v/, at least they make funny new terms while 4chan is still unironically on fucking BASED for the last decade
>>729934339>Anyway I'm all for the tiktokification of /v/I lowkirkentologically agree
>>729894135BoTW would have benefited SO much from actual dungeons, matching the style of the area and allI find that this is the biggest stain in the game
>>729892331How difficult is it to achieve this level of graphics nowadays as a single dev with no art skills? Is it a viable style for a 3d game?
>>729892331Looks better than monster hunter wilds and prime 4.
>>729930069 Nah, you're just mad your buzzword lost the flavor of the week contest. Call it ragebait, trolling, low-effort bait-doesn't change the fact that you're hoovering it up like the rest. Congrats, you're stuck in the same loop as the ones you're whining about.
>>729932841There was a 2-door version of this with a supercharged V6 and it hauled fucking ass. Dangerous as fuck because the suspension didn't handle well, but oh shit was it fun.
>>729895516Get back to me when BotW hits a metacritic score of 99 or higher until then keep coping with your loss to a fucking gay bear sex game
>>729895516You sound like one of those millennial cat moms with cuck husbands, or one of the cuck husbands. I find that the fans of certain Zelda games are very different from fans of other Zelda games. Majora’s Mask is full of neckbeards and troons, BotW and TotK is full 30 year old cucks. Twilight Princess is basically older zoomers with a hard on for Midna. LTTP is 40 year old cucks. Wind Waker I couldn’t tell you, Slyward Sword has no fans. OOT is full of nostalgiafags sure, or /v/ autists like me who know it’s the best one :)
>>729938430BotW and Tiktok aren't Zelda.
>>729893116Behold, the pc vegan
>>729892753>Mods filter stuff like soi/c.uck, few "consolewar" terms, and ponies>Wojakspam, constant idpol shit, blatant flamewar bait, twitter/reddit screenshot threads stay up and are encouragedIt is strange honestly. SFW loli gets you a warning/ban, but talking about political Youtubers and their relationships or politics is always allowed.
>>729936032we ALL believe ts
>>729902448but ToTK has unique caves THOUGH
>>729902947the music is so SHIT fuck anyone who says it's good
>>729903675the latter
>>729940687congrats you just find out why this board sucks ass
>>729892331Nigger
>>729892331ngl the n64 zelda games are completely unplayable garbage only retards can still stand playing these
>>729892331Kill yourself
>>729940687The owner of this website is a youtuber that talks about the shit you hate. You knew that right?
>>729892331peak
