Funger thread
>the girl is not willing
Where is the update you fucking Finnish hack?
I fucking hate the Skin Granny so much. You have no idea. She was an absolute nightmare to fight as the Outlander on Hard Mode. I only managed to beat her when I had a 2 skellies and a ghoul in my party. It's complete bullshit that she can use critical slash multiple times and that her limbs have so much health. At least you can reliably beat the crow mauler if you have the iron mask, there is nothing you can do here.
>>729896346I want to have vaginal sex with The Girl so badly...
>>729896625>>>>>>>>>>>summer update
A drawing of WHAT
>""""""""""""""""""""funger thread"""""""""""""""""""""""""""">actual thread contents are nothing to do with the game and is just a bunch of coomers discussing their stupid fetish trash
Gonna play this game soon, but I gotta ask, how many playthrough do you need to do experience all the content?Should my first playthrough be blind, or with a guide because the game will throw some shit that will permanently ruin my run?How many endings does the game have?Is it worth buying it on Steam?
>>729897037>how many playthrough do you need to do experience all the content?ALL of the content? Strictly speaking, you would need to go through 4 playthroughs on Funger difficulty (1 for each character), 4 playthroughs on Terror and Starvation (1 for each character) and however dozens of playthroughs it takes for you to get lucky enough to manage to finish Hard Mode with each character, because you can't save on Hard Mode. But realistically you can get most of the content just by playing through the game start to finish 4-5 times, if you ignore hard mode.I think your first playthrough should be blind. Get at least one ending blind, then you can look things up.There are 5 endings that can be achieved in the normal modes, 4 unique endings that can be achieved on hard mode.It's pretty cheap so you could buy it on steam. Miro has more money than he deserves especially since he hasn't fixed any bugs so maybe pirate it out of principle.
>>729897037>Should my first playthrough be blindYea, I played the first time without any guide, although it can be a bit trial and error at times, once you start to get the flow of how encounters work it's not that bad.>the game will throw some shit that will permanently ruin my run?No? I would only say that if you loose a limb or something just load an old save, losing your hand or leg is just not really fun to play
>>729896346First time playing this shit and Im so confused as to how play this game. Im here to find Legarde but he's already dead, I know you can find him alive, but does that matter? Do I just keep playing or should I restart? Does gear eve matter? Im guessing weapons do, but armor seems to do nothing
>>729897037I was only able to play through these games using a modded save file to give myself infinite save books. Otherwise you will explore and try things out to see what happens only to instantly die and lose hours of progress. I did enjoy the game but it has no respect for your time so if you find yourself getting frustrated by this, just do what I did.
>play FH in 2019>annoying trial and error game design>first girl you see doesnt fuck you>stop playingWhy did people start talking about this shit again? Its obnoxious and gay.
>>729897628Le'garde being dead affects the endings you can achieve. But you can still get perfectly acceptable (?) endings without him. In fact I prefer the endings where he dies. Gear does matter somewhat when it comes to certain attacks, but your 'defense' stat means almost nothing. What matters the most is having gear that stops you from being dismembered
>>729896456Too bad
>>729897628Also, the second one seems like a more traditional RPG, in the sense that you can actually fight things and don't have to avoid shit as much, if so should I just skip the first one and play the second one instead?
>>729897895I have always played with the mod that lets you fuck the girl so I never had this problem.
>>729897895You got filtered, you see
>start>fight a monster>practically dying>fight one(1) guard>almost assuredly lose>get my ass raped and my legs cruncheddo I just... not fight?
>>729896346I like to think there's a possibility the girl got out of the dungeon and enjoyed a nice life.
>>729898006The first one is funner than the second one in my opinion. Make of that what you will. Nothing's really stopping you from playing the second one first though.
Funger is a game you're better off just watching a youtube video on it rather than playing it yourself.
>>729896740let's go big boy
>>729898062The guards are really easy to fight once you realize you can target individual limbs. His left arm hacks at you with a cleaver on the first turn while his right arm grabs and kills you on the second turn. It's pretty obvious what the game wants you to do (once you die once to him).
>>729898062Same problem here>watch videos on youtube about the game>guy on the video is always at full health>decide to give it a go and play the game since it looks interesting>always struggling after one encounterI really want to like it, but spamming run multiple times each battle from the same enemy, almost all of them can easily catch up to you, is kind of annoying
>>729898457Try getting the 'Dash' skill in the prologue. You usually get it by not preparing and simply heading straight to your objective. It's absolutely insane that you can start the game without it but the dev is simply retarded. It lets you move twice as fast pretty much.
>>729896346The vast majority of "fans" of this game never played it or used a walkthrough.
>>729896456>>729896740Only jap devs can be that based apparently. Also>He doesn't know about the Girl Marriage mod
>no longer allowed to like this game because crossdressing brap fag furry pyrocynical made a shit video essay on it
>>729898062Picrel. You're legitimately supposed to just try random shit until it works that wastes your time immensely, and repeat that for every single enemy in the game. The game is one big time wasting joke, without the internet, absolutely NOBODY would know that talking to a specific enemy gets you a companion when literally any turn wasted means instant death meaning you can not afford to waste a turn trying the talk option.
>>729898694I think the ideal way to play it is to have a friend who knows stuff to give you small hints on how to beat certain annoying enemies. There is no way in hell I would have ever found out that you could stun lock Francois or Valteil or.. god forbid, the dogs, by talking to them and picking the right dialogue options just by trial and error. But straight up consulting a guide feels cheap.
>>729898669>It's absolutely insane that you can start the game without itWhy? If anything Dash just makes the game boring when you can outrun everything and not even care where you're going. Not having Dash makes you feel as vulnerable as the dungeon is supposed to make you feel, and it means you have to actually dodge and fight enemies, and get punished when you fuck up.
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>>729899021Yeah. On my first runs, I think because of what I picked during the intro, I had 2 options with the same name, "Guard". One was useless meanwhile the other actually guarded, and utter fucking retards will act like it's my fault that the game uses the same name for 2 different actions that you can have on the first minute of playing.The designer straight-up forgot to give you any organic learning curve that doesn't involve wasting your time in such an autistic way almost nobody goes through it, because you don't feel like you misplayed when you die because of bad luck picking an option you had no way of knowing wasn't the right one, you just feel unlucky.
>you learn through trial and errorNo thanks
Why would you want to fuck the girl when the result is turning into an abomination?
>>729898694I never played 1 but people say it's easier, and I didn't find 2 particularly hard? The only thing that was difficult about it was figuring out the endings, but playing the game and progressing was fairly standard.Are people that brainrotted by modern games that any game that doesn't let you savescum immediately filters you?You get a gun or bear traps and that alone skips like 90% of the game if you're not stupid. I fucking hate modern gamers.
>>729899345well I didn't know that at first
>>729898934pretty sure 99% of youtubers have made videos on this game by now/v/ just hates anything that's popularexcept gacha trash, for some odd fucking reason
>>729898948Gameplay wise, yeah. The game is nigh indefensible.Sticking with it (or just watching that long ass vid on youtube made by that girl) for the lore is worth enough, the story is pretty nice.In the open world there's a level of fun to ''wait, I stepped on a fucking nail so now my leg is infected and bleeding and I'm going to fucking die? I can cure the bleeding with cloth that I can get from various sources but the infection needs a specific antidote or I have to saw my fucking leg off? and then drag myself around with only one leg?''. Or just sawing off the girl's limbs for no reason.But the combat? Nope. There's absolutely zero fun in finding out you get raped by the guard unless you do this specific sequence of actions. And as the anon put it, it doesn't feel rewarding to learn that.
>>729899021It's not like it's necessary to know those things. You could just... fight the bosses instead. Finding out you can do those types of things on your own is so much more satisfying. The feeling when I found out I could make the ghouls just stop attacking and not infect me just by talking to them nearly made me ejaculate.
>>729899124It is almost impossible to effectively dodge certain enemies without the Dash skill. For example, the elite guard in front of the lever in the prisons. He is avoidable without dash in certain layouts but not all of them. You would need bear traps or Marksmanship to kill him since you wouldn't have the necessary gear/party members to do so normally, and those are RNG dependent for the most part.
>>729899485I did fight the bosses during my first playthroughs on Funger/T&S mode, when I had a full party, but getting absolutely decimated by them repeatedly on hard mode made me check the wiki to see if there was anything I could do to make my life easier.
I was shilled on this game by the dev in a ryona threadthanks, you weird finnish bastard
>>729899350The game didn't respect my time, and avoiding the enemies all I could find was the most edgy childish "the bible but with shit and blood and piss everywhere" pseudo-lore bullshit. Funger is just lol random get fucked luck tests, which is dogshit gamedesign.>>729899474Indeed. Those flaws mostly come from the fact the game is too retarded and caught-up in its own le dark universe to actually wound you instead of killing you. Lethally debilitating wounds happen in a single turn, you cannot afford to be wounded, so any mistake is an instant restart, and searching hundreds of barrels with RNG loot and a literal coinflip whether you get something or not is shit design.
Bros i too saw the new Pyrocinical video about Fear and Hunger! and i can't wait to watch him play part 2 so i don't have too!
>>729899678I see your point and it is a fair criticism of the game however I disagree with you on the fact that you can't afford to be wounded. You can always go for a Marriage if your main character turns into a paraplegic with anal bleeding and a fracture. Or sacrifice the girl to the moon god. Then again you wouldn't know that unless you decided to 'show love' to a party member out of curiostiy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTwapNWO6I>8 fucking hours
>>729899964I didn't care much for the video itself but it was nice to see my favorite British lesbian dress as the Funger characters.
>>729899918>Marriage if your main character turns into a paraplegic with anal bleeding and a fracture. Or sacrifice the girl to the moon god.Those are things you discover later in the game. People loved to seethe about "but there is X good npc you can find easily at the start!" well I didn't find it in an hour or two or playing so no, he wasn't easy to find. I was playing the game as the setting dictated, that is, looting around, trying to be sneaky and get strong weapons and armors, because it's clearly horror themed, but no, the only way to learn the game is to bumrush the first enemy and die 15 times learning his pattern. What kind of autistic retard deliberately just suicide-rushes the enemies in a horror setting?Looting was RNG and boring, combat was unfair ass-raping, rushing the enemies would have completely destroyed any sense of fear, so I dropped it. It failed at basic game-design. It's an issue with a lot of games sadly, that they just never bother to make the intro not dogshit. For example, I like Kenshi, and it has some great lore and good writing, but for some fucking reason the first town you spawn in has 0 dialogue, nothing, making the game seem dead and bland. Devs need to stop being retarded and actually make proper intro areas.
>>729899964Could be worse
I think most status effect are too common and too easy to get for how hard they are to treat and for how crippling they are. Let's be honest, you lose a leg, that's a reset.
>>729900269Alright SOME enemies are definitely bullshit but if you're unironically telling me that it took you more than like 2 tries to figure out the basic guard's attack pattern then that's on you. Also, I'm not sure what you mean by "the only way to learn the game is to bumrush the first enemy [...]", I don't think I fought the basic guards at all during my first playthrough since I naturally avoided encounters until I got a party member later in the game. Also I don't know who told you that there was a 'good NPC' at the start since that is untrue, you can only start recruiting 'good' people once you're like a third of the way through the game. Unless the girl counts as a good NPC.I will add that I also think the game is seriously flawed, I just wouldn't go so far as calling it complete garbage.
>>729896346?trial and error>
>>729900708Losing a leg is literally the one status affect that does nothing, actually. Losing both legs (or an arm or both arms) is an issue though. However I think this is compensated by the fact that you get like 4 green herbs at the start of the game to treat your infections.
>>729900780Can you at least shorten it to Trerror like how people shorten Fear and Hunger to Funger?
>>729900879maybe idk?
>>729900928Thank you
>>729896346>enter the Fungeon>form a party and find The Girl>find Legarde dead >immediately exit FungeonIs that it? It was a pretty good adventure but I personally didn't see any reason to continue deeper, especially with a child at my side. Everyone's goal was to find Legarde and once you do that you might as well leave with your lives and make sure the child gets out safe. I feel pretty satisfied.
>>729901032If you're fine with ending it there, sure. If you want to see more of the world, then you can keep exploring and finding stuff. If you play in hard mode, every character gets an explicit motivation added to the end of their intro that gets reaffirmed when you find Legarde dead with a hint on what to do.
>>729901032>I personally didn't see any reason to continue deeper, especially with a child at my side>see pulsating purple mass and a huge locked door>feel no urge to know what that thing is or what's behind the doorYou deserve the endless nights of trauma, thinking you ever left the dungeons of fear and hunger.
>>729901032The game is pretty blatant about you not actually escaping the dungeons.
>>729897034What does this image even mean?
>>729901227>>729901882>>729901992Didn't know about the hard mode. Maybe you're all right and I shouldn't be such a pussy. I'll probably still start over though.Honestly it just reminded me of the Pixel Dungeon ending where you can just cash out immediately or take a risk and continue and possibly die horribly. I'll be braver.
>>729901227 Yeah that's fair, I just figured with how bleak everything was, ducking out once the main goal was "technically" achieved felt like the sanest ending possible. But I guess that's not really what Funger's about, lmao. Still, hard mode intros slapping you with a character's personal trauma and telling you to deliberately stick your face back in the meat grinder is exactly the kind of degenerately compelling storytelling I expected. Might have to psych myself up for a second run.
>>729902070It's a bait image made by a /pol/ schizo that hates H-games and "H"-games. He started out by shitting up Black Souls threads and then went on to spew sewage on many other games. Except for cuck and WEG games of course.
>>729897034I will say that Look Outside is a fun game. It's also significantly more competently made than funger. Though comparing the two is dumb since Look Outside is much more of a 'traditional' RPGMaker game. Would recommend.
>>729901882>day and night having sex with my hot loli (mute) child gf bride wife>caring about "nightmares"lmao?
>>729902509Look Outside is like the bad parts of Earthbound and the good parts of Funger combined
>>729903235How does that balance out? I got it recently cause I've heard it's similar to Funger, but more of an actual RPG.
>>729903162>muteShe can talk, she just chooses not to 99% of the time.
>>729903162But how will you pay your rent? Your taxes? How will you afford to take her out on dates? She'd probably get raped and killed in an instant if you decided to be homeless.
>>729903562Dude it's the medieval era and I escaped with a claymore + fast attack and the run abilityI'm probably fine>>729903401Same thing to me
>>729899964>it's only about the first gamebruhI thought it will cover both gamesHow the hell can you even talk about a small indie game for 8 hours?
>>729903789Yeah but you wouldn't be able to fuck her day and night every day. You'd have to go out adventuring or to war to make your coin. Which means you'd have to leave your child gf home alone for weeks if not months on end...
>>729896346>all this horror and rape and death and evil in this game>but consensual loli sex with a girl who is fated to die is too muchExplain this meme
>>729896456>No way, fag!-The Girl
>>729903978Dude, she fights elder gods, horrific monsters and demons with you. I'll just bring her along in my party.
