Funger thread
>the girl is not willing
Where is the update you fucking Finnish hack?
I fucking hate the Skin Granny so much. You have no idea. She was an absolute nightmare to fight as the Outlander on Hard Mode. I only managed to beat her when I had a 2 skellies and a ghoul in my party. It's complete bullshit that she can use critical slash multiple times and that her limbs have so much health. At least you can reliably beat the crow mauler if you have the iron mask, there is nothing you can do here.
>>729896346I want to have vaginal sex with The Girl so badly...
>>729896625>>>>>>>>>>>summer update
A drawing of WHAT
>""""""""""""""""""""funger thread"""""""""""""""""""""""""""">actual thread contents are nothing to do with the game and is just a bunch of coomers discussing their stupid fetish trash
Gonna play this game soon, but I gotta ask, how many playthrough do you need to do experience all the content?Should my first playthrough be blind, or with a guide because the game will throw some shit that will permanently ruin my run?How many endings does the game have?Is it worth buying it on Steam?
>>729897037>how many playthrough do you need to do experience all the content?ALL of the content? Strictly speaking, you would need to go through 4 playthroughs on Funger difficulty (1 for each character), 4 playthroughs on Terror and Starvation (1 for each character) and however dozens of playthroughs it takes for you to get lucky enough to manage to finish Hard Mode with each character, because you can't save on Hard Mode. But realistically you can get most of the content just by playing through the game start to finish 4-5 times, if you ignore hard mode.I think your first playthrough should be blind. Get at least one ending blind, then you can look things up.There are 5 endings that can be achieved in the normal modes, 4 unique endings that can be achieved on hard mode.It's pretty cheap so you could buy it on steam. Miro has more money than he deserves especially since he hasn't fixed any bugs so maybe pirate it out of principle.
>>729897037>Should my first playthrough be blindYea, I played the first time without any guide, although it can be a bit trial and error at times, once you start to get the flow of how encounters work it's not that bad.>the game will throw some shit that will permanently ruin my run?No? I would only say that if you loose a limb or something just load an old save, losing your hand or leg is just not really fun to play
>>729896346First time playing this shit and Im so confused as to how play this game. Im here to find Legarde but he's already dead, I know you can find him alive, but does that matter? Do I just keep playing or should I restart? Does gear eve matter? Im guessing weapons do, but armor seems to do nothing
>>729897037I was only able to play through these games using a modded save file to give myself infinite save books. Otherwise you will explore and try things out to see what happens only to instantly die and lose hours of progress. I did enjoy the game but it has no respect for your time so if you find yourself getting frustrated by this, just do what I did.
>play FH in 2019>annoying trial and error game design>first girl you see doesnt fuck you>stop playingWhy did people start talking about this shit again? Its obnoxious and gay.
>>729897628Le'garde being dead affects the endings you can achieve. But you can still get perfectly acceptable (?) endings without him. In fact I prefer the endings where he dies. Gear does matter somewhat when it comes to certain attacks, but your 'defense' stat means almost nothing. What matters the most is having gear that stops you from being dismembered
>>729896456Too bad
>>729897628Also, the second one seems like a more traditional RPG, in the sense that you can actually fight things and don't have to avoid shit as much, if so should I just skip the first one and play the second one instead?
>>729897895I have always played with the mod that lets you fuck the girl so I never had this problem.
>>729897895You got filtered, you see
>start>fight a monster>practically dying>fight one(1) guard>almost assuredly lose>get my ass raped and my legs cruncheddo I just... not fight?
>>729896346I like to think there's a possibility the girl got out of the dungeon and enjoyed a nice life.
>>729898006The first one is funner than the second one in my opinion. Make of that what you will. Nothing's really stopping you from playing the second one first though.
Funger is a game you're better off just watching a youtube video on it rather than playing it yourself.
>>729896740let's go big boy
>>729898062The guards are really easy to fight once you realize you can target individual limbs. His left arm hacks at you with a cleaver on the first turn while his right arm grabs and kills you on the second turn. It's pretty obvious what the game wants you to do (once you die once to him).
>>729898062Same problem here>watch videos on youtube about the game>guy on the video is always at full health>decide to give it a go and play the game since it looks interesting>always struggling after one encounterI really want to like it, but spamming run multiple times each battle from the same enemy, almost all of them can easily catch up to you, is kind of annoying
>>729898457Try getting the 'Dash' skill in the prologue. You usually get it by not preparing and simply heading straight to your objective. It's absolutely insane that you can start the game without it but the dev is simply retarded. It lets you move twice as fast pretty much.
>>729896346The vast majority of "fans" of this game never played it or used a walkthrough.
>>729896456>>729896740Only jap devs can be that based apparently. Also>He doesn't know about the Girl Marriage mod
>no longer allowed to like this game because crossdressing brap fag furry pyrocynical made a shit video essay on it
>>729898062Picrel. You're legitimately supposed to just try random shit until it works that wastes your time immensely, and repeat that for every single enemy in the game. The game is one big time wasting joke, without the internet, absolutely NOBODY would know that talking to a specific enemy gets you a companion when literally any turn wasted means instant death meaning you can not afford to waste a turn trying the talk option.
>>729898694I think the ideal way to play it is to have a friend who knows stuff to give you small hints on how to beat certain annoying enemies. There is no way in hell I would have ever found out that you could stun lock Francois or Valteil or.. god forbid, the dogs, by talking to them and picking the right dialogue options just by trial and error. But straight up consulting a guide feels cheap.
>>729898669>It's absolutely insane that you can start the game without itWhy? If anything Dash just makes the game boring when you can outrun everything and not even care where you're going. Not having Dash makes you feel as vulnerable as the dungeon is supposed to make you feel, and it means you have to actually dodge and fight enemies, and get punished when you fuck up.
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>>729899021Yeah. On my first runs, I think because of what I picked during the intro, I had 2 options with the same name, "Guard". One was useless meanwhile the other actually guarded, and utter fucking retards will act like it's my fault that the game uses the same name for 2 different actions that you can have on the first minute of playing.The designer straight-up forgot to give you any organic learning curve that doesn't involve wasting your time in such an autistic way almost nobody goes through it, because you don't feel like you misplayed when you die because of bad luck picking an option you had no way of knowing wasn't the right one, you just feel unlucky.
>you learn through trial and errorNo thanks
Why would you want to fuck the girl when the result is turning into an abomination?
>>729898694I never played 1 but people say it's easier, and I didn't find 2 particularly hard? The only thing that was difficult about it was figuring out the endings, but playing the game and progressing was fairly standard.Are people that brainrotted by modern games that any game that doesn't let you savescum immediately filters you?You get a gun or bear traps and that alone skips like 90% of the game if you're not stupid. I fucking hate modern gamers.
>>729899345well I didn't know that at first
>>729898934pretty sure 99% of youtubers have made videos on this game by now/v/ just hates anything that's popularexcept gacha trash, for some odd fucking reason
>>729898948Gameplay wise, yeah. The game is nigh indefensible.Sticking with it (or just watching that long ass vid on youtube made by that girl) for the lore is worth enough, the story is pretty nice.In the open world there's a level of fun to ''wait, I stepped on a fucking nail so now my leg is infected and bleeding and I'm going to fucking die? I can cure the bleeding with cloth that I can get from various sources but the infection needs a specific antidote or I have to saw my fucking leg off? and then drag myself around with only one leg?''. Or just sawing off the girl's limbs for no reason.But the combat? Nope. There's absolutely zero fun in finding out you get raped by the guard unless you do this specific sequence of actions. And as the anon put it, it doesn't feel rewarding to learn that.
>>729899021It's not like it's necessary to know those things. You could just... fight the bosses instead. Finding out you can do those types of things on your own is so much more satisfying. The feeling when I found out I could make the ghouls just stop attacking and not infect me just by talking to them nearly made me ejaculate.
>>729899124It is almost impossible to effectively dodge certain enemies without the Dash skill. For example, the elite guard in front of the lever in the prisons. He is avoidable without dash in certain layouts but not all of them. You would need bear traps or Marksmanship to kill him since you wouldn't have the necessary gear/party members to do so normally, and those are RNG dependent for the most part.
>>729899485I did fight the bosses during my first playthroughs on Funger/T&S mode, when I had a full party, but getting absolutely decimated by them repeatedly on hard mode made me check the wiki to see if there was anything I could do to make my life easier.
I was shilled on this game by the dev in a ryona threadthanks, you weird finnish bastard
>>729899350The game didn't respect my time, and avoiding the enemies all I could find was the most edgy childish "the bible but with shit and blood and piss everywhere" pseudo-lore bullshit. Funger is just lol random get fucked luck tests, which is dogshit gamedesign.>>729899474Indeed. Those flaws mostly come from the fact the game is too retarded and caught-up in its own le dark universe to actually wound you instead of killing you. Lethally debilitating wounds happen in a single turn, you cannot afford to be wounded, so any mistake is an instant restart, and searching hundreds of barrels with RNG loot and a literal coinflip whether you get something or not is shit design.
Bros i too saw the new Pyrocinical video about Fear and Hunger! and i can't wait to watch him play part 2 so i don't have too!
>>729899678I see your point and it is a fair criticism of the game however I disagree with you on the fact that you can't afford to be wounded. You can always go for a Marriage if your main character turns into a paraplegic with anal bleeding and a fracture. Or sacrifice the girl to the moon god. Then again you wouldn't know that unless you decided to 'show love' to a party member out of curiostiy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTwapNWO6I>8 fucking hours
>>729899964I didn't care much for the video itself but it was nice to see my favorite British lesbian dress as the Funger characters.
>>729899918>Marriage if your main character turns into a paraplegic with anal bleeding and a fracture. Or sacrifice the girl to the moon god.Those are things you discover later in the game. People loved to seethe about "but there is X good npc you can find easily at the start!" well I didn't find it in an hour or two or playing so no, he wasn't easy to find. I was playing the game as the setting dictated, that is, looting around, trying to be sneaky and get strong weapons and armors, because it's clearly horror themed, but no, the only way to learn the game is to bumrush the first enemy and die 15 times learning his pattern. What kind of autistic retard deliberately just suicide-rushes the enemies in a horror setting?Looting was RNG and boring, combat was unfair ass-raping, rushing the enemies would have completely destroyed any sense of fear, so I dropped it. It failed at basic game-design. It's an issue with a lot of games sadly, that they just never bother to make the intro not dogshit. For example, I like Kenshi, and it has some great lore and good writing, but for some fucking reason the first town you spawn in has 0 dialogue, nothing, making the game seem dead and bland. Devs need to stop being retarded and actually make proper intro areas.
>>729899964Could be worse
I think most status effect are too common and too easy to get for how hard they are to treat and for how crippling they are. Let's be honest, you lose a leg, that's a reset.
>>729900269Alright SOME enemies are definitely bullshit but if you're unironically telling me that it took you more than like 2 tries to figure out the basic guard's attack pattern then that's on you. Also, I'm not sure what you mean by "the only way to learn the game is to bumrush the first enemy [...]", I don't think I fought the basic guards at all during my first playthrough since I naturally avoided encounters until I got a party member later in the game. Also I don't know who told you that there was a 'good NPC' at the start since that is untrue, you can only start recruiting 'good' people once you're like a third of the way through the game. Unless the girl counts as a good NPC.I will add that I also think the game is seriously flawed, I just wouldn't go so far as calling it complete garbage.
>>729896346?trial and error>
>>729900708Losing a leg is literally the one status affect that does nothing, actually. Losing both legs (or an arm or both arms) is an issue though. However I think this is compensated by the fact that you get like 4 green herbs at the start of the game to treat your infections.
>>729900780Can you at least shorten it to Trerror like how people shorten Fear and Hunger to Funger?
>>729900879maybe idk?
>>729900928Thank you
>>729896346>enter the Fungeon>form a party and find The Girl>find Legarde dead >immediately exit FungeonIs that it? It was a pretty good adventure but I personally didn't see any reason to continue deeper, especially with a child at my side. Everyone's goal was to find Legarde and once you do that you might as well leave with your lives and make sure the child gets out safe. I feel pretty satisfied.
>>729901032If you're fine with ending it there, sure. If you want to see more of the world, then you can keep exploring and finding stuff. If you play in hard mode, every character gets an explicit motivation added to the end of their intro that gets reaffirmed when you find Legarde dead with a hint on what to do.
>>729901032>I personally didn't see any reason to continue deeper, especially with a child at my side>see pulsating purple mass and a huge locked door>feel no urge to know what that thing is or what's behind the doorYou deserve the endless nights of trauma, thinking you ever left the dungeons of fear and hunger.
>>729901032The game is pretty blatant about you not actually escaping the dungeons.
>>729897034What does this image even mean?
>>729901227>>729901882>>729901992Didn't know about the hard mode. Maybe you're all right and I shouldn't be such a pussy. I'll probably still start over though.Honestly it just reminded me of the Pixel Dungeon ending where you can just cash out immediately or take a risk and continue and possibly die horribly. I'll be braver.
>>729901227 Yeah that's fair, I just figured with how bleak everything was, ducking out once the main goal was "technically" achieved felt like the sanest ending possible. But I guess that's not really what Funger's about, lmao. Still, hard mode intros slapping you with a character's personal trauma and telling you to deliberately stick your face back in the meat grinder is exactly the kind of degenerately compelling storytelling I expected. Might have to psych myself up for a second run.
>>729902070It's a bait image made by a /pol/ schizo that hates H-games and "H"-games. He started out by shitting up Black Souls threads and then went on to spew sewage on many other games. Except for cuck and WEG games of course.
>>729897034I will say that Look Outside is a fun game. It's also significantly more competently made than funger. Though comparing the two is dumb since Look Outside is much more of a 'traditional' RPGMaker game. Would recommend.
>>729901882>day and night having sex with my hot loli (mute) child gf bride wife>caring about "nightmares"lmao?
>>729902509Look Outside is like the bad parts of Earthbound and the good parts of Funger combined
>>729903235How does that balance out? I got it recently cause I've heard it's similar to Funger, but more of an actual RPG.
>>729903162>muteShe can talk, she just chooses not to 99% of the time.
>>729903162But how will you pay your rent? Your taxes? How will you afford to take her out on dates? She'd probably get raped and killed in an instant if you decided to be homeless.
>>729903562Dude it's the medieval era and I escaped with a claymore + fast attack and the run abilityI'm probably fine>>729903401Same thing to me
>>729899964>it's only about the first gamebruhI thought it will cover both gamesHow the hell can you even talk about a small indie game for 8 hours?
>>729903789Yeah but you wouldn't be able to fuck her day and night every day. You'd have to go out adventuring or to war to make your coin. Which means you'd have to leave your child gf home alone for weeks if not months on end...
>>729896346>all this horror and rape and death and evil in this game>but consensual loli sex with a girl who is fated to die is too muchExplain this meme
>>729896456>No way, fag!-The Girl
>>729903978Dude, she fights elder gods, horrific monsters and demons with you. I'll just bring her along in my party.
>>729896346>79 replies>no one posted it*sigh*
Darce
>>729904040Assuming that the characters ingame are aware that 'showing love' is a sort of ritual related to Sylvian, it does make some sense. I wouldn't risk trying to rape someone in front of an insane goddess of love. Canonically it would most likely result in an Abominable Marriage, not that the characters are aware of that. Still, I always play with the girl marriage mod, for immersion purposes.
>>729901032>he thinks he actually escaped
>>729904040Pedophilia is the only thing illegal in Finland.
>>729904391And rape/murder is not?
I would have liked this more as a really fucked up point and click adventure as opposed to the rpg maker thing.
>>729904461Of course not.
>>729904461Not as long as you eat them and absorb their spirit energy afterwards.
couldn't play this game it's pretty fucking disgusting
Is there a mod that allows you to make both the Girl and Le'garde into gods?
>>729904040she's supposed to be your daughter not your wife
>>729896668I'm watching the 8 hour zoomerography now and saw I only have 16 hours played in the game and maybe a shitty escape route ending. There's so much content in this game it's crazy I got it for like 3.99I might have to start playing again.
>>729897037>many playthrough do you need to do experience all the content?whoah nigger slow your roll. ALL of the content? Maybe try beating the game with all four characters first then try hard mode. There's tons of shit in this game so when you say ALL OF THE CONTENT man there is some gaming to be had.
>>729904851Just follow a walkthroughThis game is absolute ass if you are playing it blind
>>729904040Even if you could the gods would have punished you for doing it. Don't believe me? Then get the demon kid, show love to him and see what happens
is it better to keep this junkie on the team or just immediately dump him on the train/bar? I got the logic ending the other day and now I'm trying to do a run where I beat the game on day 1, which limits my recruits to heroin boy, o'saa abella and marina. ghouls are laughably bad and withdrawl sucks to deal with, I dunno if the one extra hit each turn levi will give is worth him being in the party
>>729903894>I thought it will cover both games>How the hell can you even talk about a small indie game for 8 hours?oh you sweet summer zoomie. winter break is ending. and you still haven't beaten the game by accident even.
>>729904227all art is derivative
>>729905090Maybe he shouldn't completely follow a walkthrough per se but consulting the wiki to find out how to beat an annoying enemy, how to find certain items is completely fine or how to achieve certain endings is reasonable.
>>729901227>added in hardcoreShould be added for all difficulties, when I found Lelgard dead I just figured my job was done and stopped playing
used goods
>>729905152Then why couldn't the devs just let you do it and have the gods punish you for doing it?
>>729905317caharaed...
>>729905090I think I have a save from the safe bed in the past. I'm pretty well versed in the main part of the dungeon but the second part where shit get's crazy is still kind of a mystery to me. I think blind is the best way to play until you need some crutches which the game will give you if you want them. It's a perfectly jenky sort of abstract balance to the game. Like I think I have legaurde with the soul edge after low sweeping the door.
>>729905317Not used bads.
the girl
>>729905340they did in an older build. the option was there for the girl but you got killed for picking it
>>729905174I still haven't even thought about the gayquel either. Last I heard he was still working on it or something. Is termina worth a playthrough if I play the dog shit out of funger on my upcoming vacation?
>>729905419she's like 8 years old you sick fuck
how do i do girls path
>find EnkiCool, another party member>tells me to fuck offWelp
>>729905495take her to the depths
>>729905174Isn't Levi like super strong when he's all drugged up?
>>729905174If you get lucky enough to get a good amount heroin (at least 4), I would keep Levi instead of Marina (after using Marina to engrave whatever you want on every party member). Otherwise dump him.
>>729905504common occurrence. everyone except d'arce will meet you early into the dungeon go "nah i don't feel like teaming up" and then you'll find them 2 floors later in the mines/thicket/catacomb saying "yeah actually we should team up". if you talk to enki too much at first he'll get pissed and try to kill you later so talk to him once or twice and then he should show up recruitable in the catacombs
>>729905490you sick fuck you lust over fictitious women!>age is not specified get that thought out of your head!
>>729905490out of 10!
>>729905558that equates to a select few fights because your only gaurrenteed 3 heroin from needles and he takes one on recruitment. the buff dissapears after 3 screen transitions
>>729905740STOP FUCKING POSTINGMODS KILL THIS NIGGER
>>729896625>>729896763/threadWhy are literally all finns like this? Piece of shit dodgy and ephemeral fucks
>>729905090is there a part two of this where she's getting raped by cave people?
>>729896668You just need overwhelming offense to take out her limbs quick. Because she gives you a free turn of setup you can use Fast Stance instead of white angel (to save your slot for Salmonsnake, it stops critical wound no?) . Having more targets in terms of skellies helps too of course, though since you're in mahabre you should have all 3 instead of dragging a ghoul.
>>729905802kill yourself you literal fucking normalnigger redditor. this place is for 18+
>>729896346I bought the two games for a long time and haven't started it, I guess I will download it now
>>729905802>he reported it like the faggot newnigger the he is
>>729905174>day 1 Heh, casual. Do the logic ending on day 1 morning and Levy, Osaa, and Abella are all you get. You also get a cool extra scene with August for day 1 morning.
>literally just a small child in rags>people want to fuck itwhy
Now that the dust has settled, who took the girl to the depths?
>>729905850I actually had no idea salmonsnake soul stopped critical wound. I looked it up, yeah, it indeed does. That would have been nice to know when I was struggling. This will be valuable knowledge when I inevitably replay the game in 6 months or so.
spooking normies with girl
>>729906076cahara or d'arce. i know people mostly think d'arce probably helped legard with his ascension but I'd like theres a possibility she didn't
>>729906124Here's another fun tidbit I didn't personally learn until my 8th Hard Mode run, 100 hours into the game; night lurches, which can really fuck you up solo, can be fed rotten meat to stun them for a turn through the Talk option.
>>729906302>night lurches can be fed rotten meatwhat the hell. I usually save my bear traps for them and let them stay crippled crawling on the map than fight them
>>729905813the guy who makes summer car is a decent sort
>>729906076In my headcanon, Cahara took the girl to the depths, D'arce helped Le'garde ascend, most likely dying during the process, and the Outlander showed up a little late to the party so he just decided to fuck everything up and get his S ending and survived.
>>729906302WOW!So you can spend 1 turnto stun them for 1 turn!That's AMAZING!
>>729905301>find Legarde dead>leave dungeon>ENDING EIt's really funny to think someone sees that and thinks it's the whole game kek
>>729906232I wish the girl was my pet.
how much does soul types affect peoples personality? like are you just fucked if your born on the day that gives you the dickhead soul type and your just destined to be a dickhead?
>>729906770People are too used to shitty linear games with minimal content
>>729905301>when I found Lelgard dead I just figured my job was done and stopped playingDid you ever consider what would happen if you weren't a slowpoke?
>>729905301you did the sane thing. only absolute loons would get all the way to the catacombs, find the guy dead and think "I should dig even deeper into this hellpit"
>>729906829I think it's your personality that affects your soul type, not the other way around. It would be strange for someone to be predetermined to have a 'tormented soul' since it requires other people to torment them and doesn't affect their personality presumably.
>>729906970
>>729896346The thing that will forever bother me about the writing is not-Griffith not once ever mentioning or remembering he nailed a goddess to make that.
>>729907040according to the dev it is determined by date of birth. so like, people should be avoiding cetain times so they don't have a kid on the "terminally an asshole" day right?
>>729907010Cahara's S ending is pretty logical though. "Oh, I want my girlfriend to stop needing to work as a hooker, the place past the big stone door seems pretty cool and fancy and this weirdo with an iron mask sold me this treasure map, I'm sure there's some great loot down there."
>>729906970Are you the same nigger that constantly seethes about big butt and boob lolis? How have you not killed yourself yet?
>>729907124This so much this!!!I can't upvote this enough!!!!!
>>729896668Never lost to it because I was so nervous about losing at the encounter I just googled the part to attack.
>>729896668>At least you can reliably beat the crow mauler if you have the iron maskIf you throw glass at their face they can't hit shit.
>>729907040Nope, it's based on birth. The girl could ascend because she had the correct soul type.
>>729906970loli has always been banned on blue boards
>>729907010It's because when you leave, it says ENDING E. How could anyone see that and think there isn't an ending D-A?
>>729906071The why doesn't matter. The game should have allowed it along with all the other horrible things you can do in this game.
>>729906071pedos are low iq
>>729906076Cahara
>>729898934You leave him alone, he's /ourguy/ now
>>729907157Looking at the chart none of the souls seem bad per se so I don't think anyone would care.>>729907362The Ancient One soul doesn't seem to be on the chart. It's probably because she's half new god, half future new god, not because she was born on a certain day.
>>729907607I dunno man with names like>decrepit>amoral>antagonisticthey don't sound particularly nice. caligula is a prime example
>>729907569>so you're admitting that pic rel makes you nervous?No, dumbass. That's an entirely new sentence. How did you even get that from my post?
the pedo is convulsing
>>729907338If the glass even hits him at all. I'd rather take as few risks as possible since my luck is always horrible. I tried doing this at least 4 times on the regular difficulty and it didn't hit him once. Since I couldn't even manage to do it on the regular difficulty I would rather not risk it on hard mode where I may end up losing literal hours of progress.
>>729907607>decrepit>beastly>tainted>changeling>shadowed >suffocated>halved>TORMENTED>blank>mourningNigga half the fucking chart is abortion levels. Do you really wanna be born a Blank, or a Tormented one, or a shadowed or a channeling? Fuck no you don't.
>>729898934>he lets ecelebs influence what he can like or notSomehow you're a bigger faggot than pyrocynical, and that guy is already a huge faggot
>>729907157Since it's a world of magic, if you try to avoid fate you'll probably get hit with some bullshit. Like if you're aiming to get a loving soul kid, they'll get born premature and end up tormented.
>>729907790You realize pyrocynical is a pedophile
>>729907868Nah dude if you get a good kid there's like a 90% chance you trigger the other failsafe. Rher and Pocket cat doing the van trick on a lot of kids just to make sure Humans don't get good people ever. Its kind of a fascination of them since they kinda hate the shit out of humanity so they try and eliminate as many good potential having kids.
>>729907941/v/ must love him then
>>729898934>spend half a year on an 8 hour video just to say the actual game sucks and is a buggy mess at the very end
>>729908123We do but for other reasons
>>729908137>spends nearly 2 hours on basic character shit without it leaving the first 3 screens>literally destroys his own argument about self interest being good and morality bad with D'arce dashI feel kind of bad for him. Like the fuck you mean this is acceptable quality for you nigga, you need to rewrite the script, you left it in that your script fucking sucks on purpose and pointed it out.
mental illness is a sad thing
>>729907157July bros... not like this...
>>729907775They're obviously sub optimal but they aren't necessarily that bad. You could be a perfectly fine priest or scholar if you're decrepit. You'd probably make a good fighter or trapper if you're beastly. A good dark priest if you're tainted. A changeling is almost certainly going to be have an affinity for the dark arts. The shadowed one could be protected/stalked by a mysterious but benevolent stranger. Suffocated might be someone who's under a lot of pressure, but that might mean they have a lot of responsibility and therefore power. Not sure what 'halved' could mean, it could be someone who leads a double life of sorts perhaps? Which isn't necessarily bad. Being 'tormented' isn't necessarily a bad thing for obvious reasons, Ragnvaldr may be tormented but that doesn't stop him from being immensely powerful and changing history. 'blank' doesn't mean anything bad either, it could just be a boring average guy which is great in the world or funger. The Mourning One is someone who will forever mourn someone's death, perhaps a relative or a friend or a lover, you could channel that energy into becoming stronger, for the sake of revenge perhaps.
>>729906898It was more of a motivation thing, my job was to bring him back alive, turns out he's already dead when I found him so that's that
>>729908372LIVE
>>729906898I thought it was seed dependent my first few playthroughs
Stop being attracted to children
>>729908458I am dependent on Legarde's seed
>>729908519No~
>>729908456Mister Gaiseric, I don't really like that word...
>>729908408Broski. All of those lives suck. Ragna has a shit life. Black Priest shit sucks. Vatican dark magic sucks. Power in this setting usually also sucks. Mourning sounds like hell with permanent depression. Changeling means tranny shit.Decrepit is you being such a vile awful cunt the prime example is a Vatican mobster who is so awful he is despised by literally everyone, murders for fun, tries to rape people in-game and transforms into a bile spewing monster. You do not understand that shit like the Tormented soul makes dudes like Chambara. He's literally a flayed alive permanently tormented demi god whos signature power is shit like summoning meat hooks to tear people apart and exists in a torment nexus. You underestimate how bad this all is.
>>729908337He mentioned the same points several time in the video (like being blind making your screen black) but presented it each time like it's the first time you're hearing about it. You can tell it wasn't proofread/watched
>>729908589I don't like lolicons but I just feel bad for you because it looks like you're suffering
>>729908721Its legit saddening. Like nigga this video fucking sucks and you need to know it does, and your semi self aware fat fetish shit and Trans flag sprinkling isn't diminishing the fact you made an atrocious waste of time.Like seriously, its actually saddening. Its the "I no longer give a shit ship it" phase of a business.
>>729908665Everything sucks in the funger world. It's all pretty relative. Being a mercenary or common soldier does not sound much better than being a priest. Being a farmer peasant somewhere wouldn't be bad but you always have a chance of getting your lands raided. So really no matter what soul you have you'll end up having a shit life, but happiness isn't necessarily a good metric for measuring the value of someone's life. This is actually a relatively new concept, most people used to value their lives based on merit or success rather than happiness. Someone like Chambara or Ragnvaldr are going to be the absolute worst examples of their soul type since they're the ones who find themselves in funger, but it is logistically improbable for literally everyone born in that timeframe to suffer that much.
How well would you handle Rher induced insanity if you were a contestant in Termina?
>>729909113I would die almost instantly
>>729909113probably do the levi thing of finding some random basment to cower in
>>729909113>if I have a GunI'm good Homo Sapien>if I have just melee shitI'm not good Homo Sapien but might be okay if I have decent people around>if I am forced to listen to the fuckboy squad and tag around this shit and feel fucking uselessMoonscorch me instantly I don't wanna have to fucking deal with Marinas bullshit daddy issues and the Sulphur cult without at least a trenchgun
>>729908665Just because something has a name with a negative connotation attached to it does not mean it is negative especially when you are talking about things on the more the spiritual side. A real world example would be how the Death tarot doesn't mean you are literally going to die, but rather you are going to go through great change and if you remain strong you will come out a greater man.Just look at Darce and Samarie whose personalities and lives don't really match their soul types if you want in game proof.
>>729909354You could just commission/draw art of the girl if you want more of her instead of baiting jannies, anon.
>>729909289>marina's bullshit daddy issuesthat reminds me of marina idling like a retard in the same room while samarie stabs the shit out of domek at the church. termina has a bad habit of having cutscenes happen in front of you and you just stand there while the characters do their speil like what
Should I play these finally What tips do I need first
>>729909621Just go in blind then look up how to get through stuff that you can't get past
Rpgmakerslop. Remaster the game with proper graphics now!
>>729909621tip one, don't play these games
>>729909621in the start of the dungeon there are two dark priests, kill em, loot em and use the soul stone one of them drops on one of their bodies. than either on the first floor or in the room with the well there will be a wooden door with a red sigil on it, interact with it and use the item when it promots you to. in that room is the hexen which is where you can spend soul stones to learn skills.
>>729909621Yes. Don't worry about dying, the first game is surprisingly small. Focus on expanding your knowledge of "this door leads to here" and "doing this results in that" type stuff. After a few hours you should have all the tools to traverse the map safely.
>>729909714You just want to look at all the fucked up sex scenes in hd
We're having funger thread because of Pyro's video, right?
>>729909821>3D cutscene of the girl getting her arm sawed offim gonna cum
>>729909826Nyet, comerade. Because loli. Maybe, I just found out about the video cause of the thread.
jesus have mercy upon this place.>>729909431mods* these are mods, newfag, and they're newfags too. jannies only delete stuff they cant ban you. and besides it's not even porn it's just skin but alas i guess this thread is compromised by newness and shill and paid pass losers. but the truth is it's not their fault it's their fault>>729908519>>729907124>>729905802 reporting completely sfw pictures. but loli pictures are dealt differently when niggers report them since it goes in favour for them. i guess someone linked this thread in reddit? lolifags gotta stick together but huge ass and tits on lolis is where i draw the line.
What is wrong with this freak
>>729909714This game and Look Outside inspired me to just make my own game and get over the stigma of RPG maker. Both games gameplay is bog standard, realize that people are fine with turn based gameplay if the world is interesting enough. Square Enix was wrong when they said they needed to evolve to real time combat to appeal to modern players, but in their case they started making uninteresting worlds for a trade off of mediocre gameplay.
>>729909882>>729909826aah! this why my pictures are being deleted so mods can have you in here, the cattle, to sustain this website because some literal who made a something about this gamethis why, we cant spook newfags away!
>>729910027STOPPED making intreresting worlds*Look at Black Souls for another example.
>>729909621yest. havent played them only watched youtube lore videos
>>729909821That's a big part, yes, but I also hate how rpgmaker games look with cute little fag graphics. CRPG style graphics would be a massive improvement.
>The last 5 coinflips have all been tails
>>729909973>lolifags gotta stick together but huge ass and tits on lolis is where i draw the line.Oh god it's you. Might be that the mods are just banning you for ban evasion at this point more than anything else. I don't really care for big tits and asses on lolis either but there's threads for regular lolis on /v/ and other boards.
>>729910182You might as well play the game now or else all that knowledge about the game would be for naught
>>729910149They keep getting deleted because you're a blatant ban-evading nigger. It's not hard to figure out.
>>729909621Block when you see an enemy is gonna do a coin flip attack to automatically win the coin flip.
>>729910293>>729910376>Might be that the mods are just banning you for ban evasion at this point more than anything elsenah it's because this faggot>>729905802 screeched so mod had to take care of it and save websites reputation before he ran away. they're the one who sustain this website after all!
>>729910449Your ability to ignore basic logic to justify your own twisted worldview is astounding. Are you sure you're not a diagnosed schizophrenic?
The general consensus seems to be that 2 is a better game, but the vibe just isn't the same for me.Can any 2 truthers convince me to stop being stubborn and give it a shot?
>>729909973you should consider posting the images you're posting but without all the text that makes you an obnoxious faggot and I assure you, you will get banned no more than half as often
>>729910574Just stick with it for a while and you will love itThat is if you enjoyed the first game