>"A wild Fukukitaru has appeared">Fight>Umamusume>Bag>Run
>playing fotm weebslop gachaCouldn't be me
>>729910931>FOTM>global launched on June>won mobile GOTY on December damn, that's a long ass month
>playing goty weebkino gachaYup, that's me.
>>729910784Can she read my fortune?
>>729910931Theres multiple other games outside of the gacha oneYou good little bro? Knee jerked a little hard there
>>729912041With the power of this SEVEN (7), of course she can!
>>729910784Curren Chan go! Use Adored by All!
>>729913278I run like this
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>729910931>FOTM going 6 months later
>bestiality thread: up>actual game thread: killedsummon de diplomat!
Magnificent work janny, I say you earn a raise of 460% for your effort!
Will the next CM be endslop?
>Deleted the comfiest thread of all dayI'm actually pissed, fuck you, this is bullshit
>>729914220Arima Kinen (2500m)Previous long races were 3000m and 3200m respectivelyIt's basically a medium race disguised as a long. But it will still be sloppy with end sloppers yeah. It's also pasa slap as her unique is the only one worth a damn there due to the late race being on a straight, not a corner
>>7299142202500 with 1 recovery gives a lot of leeway in builds compared to libra, i expect to see some good lates considering the ryan dober combo
>>7299107845 and Shiraoki-sama abandons Fuku-chan FOREVER
the best part is that he only deleted the fucking cumflatio webm BUT THE THREAD IS STILL UP AND HAS MULTIPLE OTHER BESTIALITY WEBMSYOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>7299143697 and shiraoki-sama stays with her and us until the end!
>>729914319>this is bullshitIndeed, but as another anon warned this morning, we've had a shit ton of threads back to back and should have slowed down. but with recruitment, kitasan newfag surge, and CM posting all happening at once, it's nigh impossible to get /v/ma to slow down
>>729914220Kyoto 3000/3200 is only complete ass because it killed 90% of the accels leaving only Spurt, but this time around most accels should work for Arima 2500
>>729910931>>729911185>>729914161Many people also said this 4 years ago
>do 2 Ryan parent runs for next CM>neither hits a long sparkAnd that'll be it for me for parent grinding. I refuse to do this shit.
>>729912041You will roll a cute, orange-hair uma in your next 10 pull.
>>729914437Yeah but I was really fucking enjoying the slow high witcheck thread, fuck this shit. Is everyone from there here?
hi janny
>>729914571Fucking kill yourself you filthy nigger
janny are you ok?
not even 3 days into the year and fuku pr already crashed
>>729914447>but this time around most accels should work for Arima 2500>>729914348>pasa slopScratch that, I was thinking of the Sprint CM. THAT'S pasa slop. You're right in that Arima Kinen will have more accel diversity but it is still spurtslop
I figured out why teiofags are so shit.
Well might as well take this chance to update.>/v/ma, Currently in the 200s, Rank A+, Aiming for A+Full>Der/v/, Currently in the 200s, Rank A, Aiming for AFull>Oy Neigh, currently in the 400s, Rank A+, Aiming for A+Full>/v/mapyoi, Currently in the 700s, Rank A, Aiming for AFull>/v/mers, Currently in the 700s, Rank A+, Aiming for A+Full>HotUmaGlue, Currently in the 1000s, Rank B+, Aiming for B+Full>ASTER, Currently in the 2000s, Rank B+, Aiming for B+28/30>/v/agabond Currently in the 2000s, Rank B+, Aiming for B+Full>/herse/, Currently in the 3000s, Rank B, under restructuring with a new danchou. 28/30>HorseMD is NOT currently recruiting.Homeless anons, remember to pick them up danchou!320810553714288853152286981475622874Any questions or inquiries, refer to this post or post ID.
>>729914586Most of them probably yeah. Some might have rightfully been fed up after being cucked mid-discussion. Very annoying, but they'll be back
>>729913278Semen demon
>>729914643Say "yes" to fucking,Say "no" to kill yourself,Ya ya ya, niggah~What what~That's right nigga~What what!
>>729914654that's the most obvious falseflag I've ever seen, I call bs, it's just a /vg/nigger trying to get attention
look at this cute boy
That's it I'm selling my $FUKU. I was a fool to buy in.
>>729914571Musty...
>>729914370we should raise the wage for 4chan staffs
>>729914770That's right. BY the power of this seven (7), Matefucka will have a wonderful year and good PR
I want the old thread back, this one sucks
>>729914692I like this format, makes recruiting very easy.
>>729914571Shiraoki-sama wouldn't allow this to happen to Fuku
>>729914816He sold? Load ze gets
>>729914370He also deleted a post responding to it saying he wanted to throw up.I feel like I'm noticing something...
I will be spending all my carats to get Chiyono O
>>729914926and deleted the other thread shortly after someone linked that one lol, very subtle tranjan
For any jpfag, how is the current JP game compared to global? Like how different is it.
I WISH i had ANY carats
That thread is dead. This one might be next. We should probably take a nap
This poor guy, I feel so bad for him
>>729915096I have 70k. Waiting for the Matefucka card
>>729915161matafaka is a whale card, it's better to just borrow it until the end of times.
>>729915158>doing 20 races when you're going for the participation rewards actual fucking retard
>>729915161I already know that card is going to destroy thread quality once the banner goes up
Aquarius CM, bring your dirters!83363093
>>729915026>Like how different is itYes.
>>729915158Probably a new player who didn't know better.
>>729915202Or I could use it till the end times.
>>729915218just borrow lol
>>729915285Anything Fuku related, man. Anything Fuku related.
>>729915158Daiwa bros... this game is rigged!
>>729915245I hope he doesn't get burnt out by being destroyed this hard
>>729915317Full Metal Fuku trainee came and went with little controversy and most people werent even aware fuku had an alt lolNow since Fuku's card is meta there will be more discussion, but it will be fine. It just seems to be a card you borrow and no real need to roll on
>>729912041
>here's your young rookie who hasn't debuted yet bros
>>729915437Which JAV?
>>729915417
>>729915470Collab with Anri and Hitomi
>>729914790Looking good!
It's not looking good for /v/mapyoi...
>>729915437Umas that have been 17 since 1991 are my favorite kinds of Umas.
>>729915574BEEmapyoi moment.
>>729915223>6/9 dirt milebring anyone
>>729915621Seeking the Pearl must be the uma who has grown on me the most by far. Went from being an uma I thought was ugly to a must pull.
>>729915676Nigga I literally haven't made a dirt horse in over 5 months, my TT dirters are still the same ones I made when I installed the game
>>729915726>an uma I thought was uglyThere is something kind of uncanny about her in game model.
Ok, I think I'm starting to get the AirGroovefag
>>729915245>3*scarletowari da
why do we never call poodolf's gen hags when they're the 2nd oldest next to hagsky?
this garbage needs to be banned from /v/ go talk your slop on /vm/this shit is not even videogames
>>729915827Yeah, something about the hair and lips. I can't put my finger on it exactly but there's something very offputting about her
>/v/mauma>/v/mapyoiumapyoi>der/v/deru ???>der/v/derby>/v/mabyma ???>/v/mapyoibymapyoi ???idgi
okay you got my attention for your horse vidya. convince a pokefag to play it.
>>729915850She's always had massive tits and she's unironically wife pilled. Yeah I got her even before the JPfag started posting here. Yall neighas sleeping on jannie groove
>>729915909hey paulafag you finally found the threadyou will never be a janny btw
>>729915946https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2VIC2qX2rdcI think she's hot. She's definitely the most cougar coded Uma though.
>>729914904Who do you think is holding her up?
>>729915827Ninja Rudolf suffers from this too. She just looks like a body and sticks attached.
>>729915909But bloomberg said it is a video game?
>>729915952>>der/v/>deru ???derby
>>729915223Pasa won the positioning lotteryThanks for joining
>>729915963>number go up autism>training sim>racing sim>waifus>really fucking hard>best threads on /v/What isn't there to love?
>>729915963>pokefagDo you like minmaxing competitive pokemon? Do you enjoy pokemon breeding? This is kind of like that, except when you put your horses to race, it's out of your control. Instead of four abilities you have a fuck ton that you stack on, lots of track autism to study, a ton of complexity and options in how you build your umamons. Most are viable and flexible to be bred and trained however you want. Their careers are pretty heartwarming by themselves and make you root for the girls by the end of it. Give it a chance and see what you think
>>729915891Mr CBT is forever 16!
Happy Meek
>>729915850She's cute sometimes
>>729914790>A romance slutWhy
>>729915963There is a ton of breeding and number autism, but unlike pokemon you don't have everstones or destiny knots to try and control the rng, and there is a lot of RNG. Cute girls too, that's very Pokefag
>>729915147Literally me
which one would you use for a Sagitarius Cafe?im tired of the ryan mines
>>729916000She hides them well, or at least I didn't notice she was THAT much of a titcow. She does seem like the bossy bitchy type of wife tho
>>729916210Left
>>729915963There's an event where you battle and poach umas from other players and build your own umadex.
Matifuck is such a good girl, I curse Teiobros for her bad PR
>>729915963played some smogon in the past the number autism hits home. be warned right now is a dry period for newfags in terms of catching up
>>729916404>The Fukufag cries out in pain as he curses your rolls with the same breathUnsurprising.
>>729913278Begone, Harlot!
>>729915498I talk about this for SFM porn artist like anna anon and redmoa and it's the fact that they overanimate their shit that it sucks ass
>>729916457New year gibs and free rolls should be coming soon. Or he can just reroll on C.Oguri's banner.
>>729916463Fukubros never roll for curses, worst case scenario if a roll misses is that nothing happens. Only falseflaging teioniggers roll for curses.
>>729915417I love thisidc what some anons same about overanimation this looks great
>>729914692Sent invites. Thanks a lot helpful Chrono.
>>729916463Fukubros worship Shiraoki-sama as a benevolent goddess
>>729916539Personally I feel like umas being jiggly and bubbly fits them, they are so pure (and I doubt he'll aver cave in and make actual porn)
>>729916562when everyone has xoguri no one has xoguri newbro will be raped non stop until his theoretical fuku speed shines in MANT
>>729915891>GOAT>GOAT>GOATMaybe Maruzensky should try being a GOAT for once
I finally qualified for A league for the first time. I swear it was luck as I was just shitting out grass wonders for the past several days but managed to slap in one of the grasses, a Taishin I've had for a while and a Suzuka I've had a for a while and they managed to luckshit a victory. I'll immediately get sent back to B but thats OK. I'll settle with my small taste of victory
>>729916636Are the Teiofags in the room with us now, Fukuling? Will a suspiciously convenient and horrendous Teipost occur shortly? If you keep this up people may notice...
>>729915891I love Katsuragi Ace so much it's unreal. Accelerate faster John Cygames, I don't care if she's meta or not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAAf2RKB5-s
>>729916210You need to return to the mines. You go there until your aptitudes are right.
I gotta remember to always read these when new umas are added
>>729916832Kitabros... our response to this embarassing loss???https://youtu.be/28YcdfU7l48?si=amlqDt-rBW1Y7RQU
>>729916747>7Based
>>729916832>Are the Teiofags in the room with us nowNice to meet ya!
>two of your horses spot struggle against one another wasting their stam and letting the other guy's overtake you.bloody hell
>>729915417Where is the porn?
>>729916803Proud of your progress. This CM is very random so you'll definitely be able to win a few and make it into B finals.
>>729916150>no time warping alarm clocks to take away her winThe cycle is finally broken..
>>729917035>not runnign Daiwa and Vodka to get the secret spot struggle boost
>>729917035>FrontfagDeserved desu
>>729910784STOP HORSING AROUND AND PAY ATTENTIONIs there a place to watch the anime with Japanese subtitles? Tying to get better at Nihongo
>>729915621>>729915726>>729916027based takes, she is my favorite among the unique Legend Changer songs
>>729917170you don't even know english
>>729917170one of the billion anime streaming sites? I just use anime kai lately
>pearlchalds
FOR GOD SAKE STOP DUELING EACH OTHER
>>729917170CG's netflix rips should have nip sub.
>>729917170Just download it and turn subs off, witlet-chama
>>729917183she has a legend changer? like fucking orfevre and condor? what did the real horse do?
>>729917035I always thought it was weird they can spot struggle against each other
>>729917335She's famous for her international races. It's kinda fucked up they used electricity for her legend changer effect lol
>>729917257Fuck you anon. I'll have you know I can say prestigious now>>729917280OK, I'll try that. Thanks! Sorry, I'm a pleb when it comes to anime
>>729917335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
>>729917294I just like funny horse names on what are basically humans. Imagine meeting a real person that was named Seeking The Pearl or Winning Ticket.
>>729917395I misunderstood your original post. When you said 'japanese subtitles' i just assumed you wanted to watch subbed anime. Those sites wont have it. They have like portugese sub for some reason but not japanese kek. You'll have to torrent it probably
How's it look?
>>729917545>80%+ win rateLookin pretty good.
>>729917545YDNBTG
>>729917570>>729917587I wasn't asking about mine I was asking how it looks for YOU
>>729917474WAAAAHHHHHHHH MY NAME ISN'T FUNNY! WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?
>>729917170fmhy has a giant list of streaming sites. Some of them have captions in 40 languages and some of them have no captions at all but I'd check that list
BROS TURN ON CNN!
>>729917623I'm having a late-start today. Going to be debuting my front team. Did a late team yesterday. I have a feeling the front team will do better, but maybe not. Will post results after
>>729917623I'm a dancho actually, and a Brahmin too
>>729917658THIS IS INCREDIBLE
>>729917658HOLY SHIT THEY'RE BRINGING KITASAN OUT OF RETIREMENT FOR ONE LAST RACE?
>>729917658HOLY SHIT
>>729917658HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE'S NO WAY A GACHA GAME IS FIGHTING ALONGSIDE MARIO AND SONIC CULTURAL FENOMONO
>>729917658WOW
>>729917658OH NO OH SHIT OH FUCK-
>>729917658TO THE FILLY RACES!
>>729917658This is a (You) farming image encouraging anon's to respond with vague shock in order to claim their wife in uma form in a reincarnated toreina isekai
>>729915850Groove is a cunt, but she can be really cute and sweet and caring. I fully get it
>>729917545My taiki sucks and I am desperately hoping I can get a new one from the borrows I have left before finals.
>>729917850BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>729917850https://youtube.com/shorts/ciG0FvIUxKM?si=0ETH--OKrRYN4Sff
>>729917850Only a VILLIAN would spoil the fun...
>>729917850rice NIGGER
>>729917882It looks like your Suzuka is going to carry you to victory regardless.
>>729917850Finally, some good villainy.
>>729917658LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!
>>729917850Why is Anon lying? That's not what's happening at all.
>>729917658NO FUCKING WAY THEY ANNOUNCED THE UMA X SECRET LAIR I can't wait to have McQueen as my commander
>>729917850Based. (You) farming like that is no better than any other kind of spam.
>>729917658SHE'S FUCKING IN!!!
I love my evil Suzuka, she doesn't want to win, she just wants you to lose
>>729917850VILLAIN
>>729917948Evil rapist horse...
>>729918004Is she killing other fronts/suzukas? If so then job well done
>>729917928I think Group A round 2 will be filled to the brim with a ton of people like me just riding Suzukas to victory and then she'll gas every race. I'm desperately trying to make sure the rest of my team can pick up the slack, just made the Maru today
>>729910784>"A wild Fukukitaru has appeared"stop objectifying you ugly freak
>>729918042100% kill rate against other Suzukas.
What the fuck is this retard saying?
>>729918073Hey not bad neigha
>>729918004I don't have Suzuka so thank you for your service in getting the runaways out of the picture.
>>729918089It's something only the enlightened would understand.
>>729918089Lol I think she's malfunctioning
literally me
>>729915963Minmaxxing optimization number autism with ridiculously deep and intricate racing mechanics, tied up in a really polished package with great presentation. Also, the girls are ridiculously hot and have really cool stories that make you care for them.
>>729918142Hmm, maybe I should join oy neigh
>>729918089Imagine being so fast you look at cafes and see Bakushin
>>729917850so this is how villains farm (you)s huh...
>>729918189kek
>>729917545It's looking good.
>>729917335She won a G1 in France.
>>729918089>out of the past five races, she hasn't won any.Not looking good for Bourbonbros.....
>>729915963Instead of shiny hunting we hunt for distance S which is actually rarer than a shiny
>>729918180>Howdy new guy! Join /v/ma...or else>You would be wise to join Oy Neigh.
>>729917545I'm going to die tomorrow.
What the fuck is going on with Seeking the Pearl's Ult animation lolhttps://youtube.com/shorts/iuiYj_CossY?si=xnxn4HheJAXecRsd
>>729918291Holy SOVL
>>729918291>96.8% winrateDamn bwo save some for the rest of us!
>>729918298The most beautiful uma referencing the most beautiful painting? Based
>>729918298She found the pearl, now the world is her oyster.
>>729918285These have to be some of the best casual outfits in the game. They both look great.
>>729918291fucking KINO
I'm tired of focusing on speed, i.e. getting it to 1200. I want to start investing in a new stat. What should I go for? I also have shit supports so instead of specific cards just tell me the spread like 4spd/2stm, etc.
Have you made an uma with 1200 in each stat like 1 with 1200 wit 1 with 1200 guts etc just do that if 1200 speed is too boring for you
>>729917658THEY WHAT?!
>>729918298Looks like something out of Sailor Moonhttps://youtu.be/jwcqqSyTmNs?si=bi2bbs6Y5KhjeUuU&t=20
is it true that we're allies with /v/aca?
>>729918493I've recently been working on throwing in a bit of wit in with my usual 3SPD/(1PWR or 1STM or 2EITHER) combo with an MLB Fine Motion and it has been working wonders for me
The scariest front I've seen until now has actually been this fucking Anime McQueen, she acted like an actual Oonige and was impossible to catch up to, what the fuck, for a second I thought she had Runaway. Absolutely Terrifying, I even procced everything and got 3L'd
>He's still saying it
>>729918673I had this exact same experience with a whale Seiun in the CM before last. My Runaway had a late start or something but jesus christ it was loaded with so many abilities, wit, power etc. Runaway Seiun. Wasn't even mad, just in awe
>>729918537>...teniendo sexo con entrenador-señor!
>>729918673I wonder if a front like this could work in Sagittarius
imagine being such a bad ritualnigger that a fucking golshifag calls you out kek
>>729910784>game with horse girls>actually human girls with minimal horse detailsI'm not a coward, give me full My Little Pony horseness.
I'm ready to die
>>729918142Don’t worry, she’s more than happy to keep the streets clear of thugs and make sure everyone plays fair
>>729918771Crazy because Seiun got by far fucked the hardest by the introduction of Runaway
>>729918673>UnrestrainedWhen it hits, that shit is like crack.
>>729918848She did? I thought people were saying it was S.Maru
What's the next CM, arima kinen?
CYGENEROUS
>>729918894Yep and then we're going to the sprinter mines.
>>729918673Left handed + Fall runner is a scary combo, she also has groundwork and some decent golds. she's well built, and her ass is firm. What a nice horse.
which uma won't report you for inappropriateness?
>>729918892S. Maru can still proc her unique even against ooniges. Seiun can't and never will
>>729918892Runaways will almost always be first by Angling time, so Seiun's only advantage has been completely annihilated, she has nothing else
>>729918673pace sissies, no one is using our umas for pace anymore...
>>729918939mayonaise top gun
>>729918848>>729918892I would argue that Smart Falcon got the short end of the stick. I've seen Seiuns and Marus hold up fine even in the Suzuka environment, they've just had to adapt somewhat. Smart Falcon got demoted to dirter-only. She's done
>>729918939Rice
Post round 1 damage reports!!
Got a cool glitch during Rudolph's skill animation
>>729918980>>729918831
>>729918968People were hyping Falco up for the sprint CM, are they wrong?
>>729918968What ult would you even give Seiun? She's basically a uniqueless uma as long as Runaway exists
>>729918964>No Pregnancy Goldngmi
>>729918980grim
>tried open league>lose every raceshould i just jump into graded next time? i can't get any worse
>>729918980Dober shouldn't be hanging out with Gyaru horses...they're a bad influence
>>729917658THEY FUCKING WHAT!?!?!
>>729919084She needs to loosen up a little.
Am i in the shitter mines or something? I hardly see any suzuka and they kinda all fucking die out before the final corner.
>>729919041Seiun was one of the few fronts running around in the previous long CM. Runaways really can't huff it in long. Outside of that, Seiuns can always cope with the rabbit No Stopping Me strat, but let's not forget built in Escape Artist is pretty good. Seiun's not bad. You're acting like it's impossible to get into angling position when Suzukas will often peter out before they can even get there. Seiun is fine
>>729919025Historically speaking in old JP, falcon ruled with an iron fist in sprint and dirt. Global discovered she was also a demon in mile. However runaway arguably hurts her more than any other front runner, because sparkly stardom was her wincon to get so far ahead she would proc angling uncontested.
>>729918980I'm absolutely hosed.
>>729916935I'll keep grinding for at least a stamina spark, she needs a medium spark since she always ends up in medium URA finals
>>729918980Went 15/20 today but still pretty decent
>>729918980Hopefully Taiki and Rudolf can carry me to A finals...
>>729918968That's why I've been saying that Valentine Bourbon's unique is mediocre. Getting more speed as a front runner is great, but if it procs too early you risk being overtaken before the final leg. Suzuka and S.Maru have uniques that proc only on the second half of the middle leg, and that's exactly what makes them so hard to catch.
Okay, so I was really being dramatic yesterday, I actually got the results I was expecting today. 15-5 today but fucking 6-14 yesterday, somebody needs to explain this to me, I thought for sure that my team was shit and I wasn't even going to make it to Group A. I just got my winrate tanked for fun
>>729919012>AMATERASU!
>>729919236Yeah, the world in which people were hyping up Bourbon to be a dominant force was before runaway got dropped out of nowhere. That changed everything. I'm sure Bourbon will still be good, but it's tough in a runaway world. More incoming it seems.
How has recruitment gone today lads? I haven't caught any threads today.
>>729918980Flying by the seat of my pants and still trying to get Medium S on the right run for the a third ace. Started prep very late so rolling with the punches on this one.
>>729914692>>729919309
>>729919260>15-5 today but fucking 6-14 yesterday, somebody needs to explain this to me,Umamusume is a luck game.Just think of all the factors involved. Matchmaking, late starts, random moods, and mid-race RNG like positioning, skill activation, and whatever your opponents are doing. Just so much randomness involved. That's why I tell people not to get too discouraged if they have a rough start. Sometimes it's bad luck. Or maybe you just got SUPER lucky today. But it's still a luck game
>>729917170>>729917395Here you go anon, I bookmarked this ages ago. JP sub files for Pretty Derby and Cingrey are in the list https://kitsunekko.net/index.html
>>729919260opponents this CM seem all over the place, everything from B to S+
>>729919356Better than expected, I counted more than 10 different IDs posted. And it's only Day 2
>>729919369>>729919410It was crazy, I had never been raped by Late gamblers 4 times in a row, I will actually never forget the shit luck I had on fucking day 1. Hopefully round 2 will be better
>>729919410I assume the gap is widening between the top tier and casuals who throw in their TT umas for gibs. Expecting blood tomorrow.
I went 4/1 4 times today. Do I have a chance for Group A Platinum?
>>729919560I base my plat estimations on how often I'm able to steal wins against /v/ room umas.
>>729919560Just wait and see how you do in round 2 before jumping to conclusions. Many anons get cocky after a good round 1, happens in every cup
I haven't really seen any S+ and I queue up right when the gates open, are they that common?
>>729917658yeah i get the whole cultural phenomenon thing,but really?
>>729919637Mostly true.In Libra, I barely sneaked into Group A finals with 3/2 once. In the finals, I won Platinum easily.Sometimes shit just happens.
Ogurigods, how are we feeling? this new mayano is a piece of shit because no NSM kek. Now I need to luckshit medium S again goddamn it
>blocked>rushedHoly shit we're getting destroyed
>>729919847>Used Oguri 7CMs in a rowYup yup, she just werks
>>729919121Yes, good Suzukas will destroy almost every lobby with no other Suzukas or if they're badly built
>>729917324Dueling is better than spot struggling though, it's just the guts speed boost taking effect.
>>729920008You did not beat the game
>>729919847I have no respect for debuffer Nature users.
Im curious how many of you are whales vs how many of you are F2P?
>>729919847BASED NEICHAD
>>729920049I beat the game of carat farming in CM's
>>729920094f2poor for life my brotha!
>>729920094I spent 7$ once to try the daily carat pack, does that count
>>729920094I'm not a whale but I've spent money but not to better my account. The money I spent went towards Taishin and Kawakami Princes both are nothingburgers when it comes to CMs. Well you know the Taishin memes but still she sucks.
>>729919410Compared to the other CMs so far, it really seems like any character can win, not like "Golshi wins lol" in the last CM. I've had front, pace, and late all win matches (Suzuka, Taiki Shuttle, and Grass Wonder respectively).
>>729920197That's just being based.
>>729920094$0 spent here.
>>729915417thats the guy who did that game about them dames with dicks, isn't it
>>729920197Same, I swiped for summer special week, if that makes me a whale so be it. But I consider whales the ones that have whale decks and what have you. I don't have any MLB SSRs outside of Kitasan
>>729920197Just get lucky
>>729920094I haven't spent any money yet but I will swipe for the selectors and for valentines bourbon. The selectors because they are the only deal that I can call really good value, Bourbon because she's my wife.
>>729920094F2P, started late, two CM platinums
>>729915417Anna anon, just make porn already ffs. The world NEEDS uma paizuri.
>>729920094I tried the drip gem deal once before realizing it was a cyjew scam and bought another 1500 gems for the guaranteed uma banner.What does that make me?
>>729920008My Suzuka must be dogshit because she isn't even close to that winrate.Can you post her stats and skills?
>>729920273No he makes the Umas fuck shotas.
>>729920273Thats tinkerbellAnna anon does porn on koikatsu
>>729920380Thankfully our drawgods have supplied us with some Uma Paizuri, though of course, more is always welcome
>>729920380>wanting shota uma porn ugh...
>>729920297>rolled 100 times for princess>had to stop because I need dober>got dober in 10 pulls>will possibly have two sparks for gigabanner but not sure who my second should be
>>729920397I'd like to see yours then.
>>729920402Sauce?
>>729918089Her data well was poisoned
>>729920197Taishin feels weird to me in the sense that sometimes she does nothing, sometimes she's just a standard gamblemaxxer that gets her accels at the right moment and destroys everyone, sometimes she's in 2nd or 1st around the final corner despite not even hitting a single accel and just blows everyone out and it's the fuckest thing I've ever seen. It's like gambling on top of gambling. It's just as frustrating as it is addicting.
>>729920094Whales are dolphins in this game, the rates are so bad you need to spend 5 times more than in other games, so you either throw thousands or not even bother, and since we are in accelerated schedule, the power creep will hit faster so even spending thousands makes it seem worthless.I only spend when they add the guaranteed tickets to the shop, so I consider myself F2P-lite to an extend.
>>729920094F2P. Even I had a ton of money to throw away I feel like I'd still be F2P because paying would feel illegitimate
>>729920094there is a known giga whale https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/729210958/#729226692
>>729920447How is Curren just so cute?
55635824 CM room bring whatever preferably front blobs
>>729920862>7-10K in 6 monthsso about 1-1.5K a month or so. I'd just say that's regular whale. Not really the giga leviathan that spends 10K a month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFxEXRBnDC8Yep, I'm ready to grind long parents now.
>>729920930I will after these races but i'm only just realizing now how bricked my Maruzensky is without shooting to victory. I'll post my stats afterwards because this is hilarious
>>729920971>People can spend my yearly salary each month on horse game
>>729921056>Being that poorVenezuelanbro......
>>729921056Remember the guy that doxxed himself as a blackrock executive?There are also software engineer neets making six figure incomes living in cheap apartments with no expensive hobbies, family, or anything so a ton of disposable income. Then of course the Saudi Prince type whales that have infinite oil money. Gotta think big
>>729921056Naho1501...
>>729920094I spent money on the kitasan banner and the guarenteed pull stuff, but nothing else really
>>729920930I fast forwarded when seeing Dober got rushed. Triple late doesn't work. Back to pacesissies I guess.
>>729921028Eh, mine has it and she doesn't get it off that often.
>>729920862Ive probably spent slightly more or less, it's really not that crazy depending on the job. Im an unmarried engineer with no obligations in a first world country. I could afford to gigawhale if I wanted to, i imagine a lot of people are in that situation too.
>>729920397Here ya go. My deck looks whale-ish since I luckshitted 3 Bakushins in 120 rolls and used my selector + uncap on FM, both were already 1LB
>>729921475Nice! Looks a lot like oy neighs danchou actually, surprised it's not an S rank.
>>729921475Hm, the statline is way better than mine. I also don't have a seiun or mcqueen to use as a parent so I can only take one of those inhereits. I wonder if that's what's holding me back?I'm surprised you chose not to take focus but I guess that wit is good enough for no late starts.Thanks.
So this is the power of gambling...not bad.
-1000 PR POINTS TO GOLD CITIMMIES
>>729921271The hag heard me shitposting and decided she needed to win at least two games
>>729921726>waito womanFUCK im so mad i didnt get her event alt after all my rollan
>>729918089AI hallucinations, please disregard
>>729921726Stop shitposting with gold city, she was stable for the entire previous year !
>>729914571Futa bulge?
>>729922103no, only puffy fortunecheck this 7 for free curse
Why did she do it, bros?
>>729922154thats an edit
>>729921605Only a couple points away from S rank really but it does feel good to beat S ranks anyway.>>729921721You mainly need the seiun ult and over 600 wit, mcqueen's doesn't do too much but it's still a slight boost to speed.The lack of focus does fuck her over sometimes but it's pretty rare. The midrace speed skills help push her up anyway.
>>729917545This team kinda sucks ass, Suzuka won most games. More of a side hustle, ran a completely different late team yesterday. Probably would be better off with a pace in dober's spot. They all got serious issues. I get the feeling this team is gonna have a much harder time of things. Dober 1 was not doing shit, had to switch in an emergency Dober for the remaining 15 games. neither are great but honestly if I had time to make a better one she'd be real good here
>>729922154I always thought belno was more stacked than that
>>729922409Only in fan art,
Did I miss any OC deliveries lately? The last one I saved was the Fuji and Suzuka Christmas one
look at her go!
>>729922570Kitasan is literally me at the club
>>729922568
>>729922570Why is she doing that? Why is she staring at Satono Diamond the entire time?
>>729922409she looks pretty stacked underneat the business clothes. Look closely. That outfit is concealing some booba
>advanced to group AOH NO NO FUCK NOOOOOOOOOO
>>729922570>>729922638W rizz
>>729922704>get two wins>chance a third>NOOOO I WONYou could have dropped out. This is the fate you chose, now cope.
>>729922570Shitasan....shouldn't you be better at dancing if you're an idol?
>>729922103puffy vulva
>>729920094i am a gigapoorfag, i couldn't buy carats even if i wanted, and that's why i am forever thankful to all whales for financing this game
>>729922704you only gotta win one out of 40, surely you can manage that
>>729922409it's all in your head
>>729922570>kitasan actually dresses like a girl her age>meanwhile satono dresses like a grandmother
I'm not happy. This game doesn't help.
>>729923073Video games generally won't help that, anon. Go outside and walk around.
>>729918767proofs???
>>729922929There are anons itt who couldn't manage that, just saying
>>729920602I cant prove it, but you just know...
>>729923073Hobbies and interests can only do so much to tackle unhappiness, it's in your best interest to look deep inside and ask yourself what you're lacking and why that makes you unhappy.
>>729922570https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5yXIsfCcO8
meh good enough don't think i have the sanity to try for a better Sagittarius parent
>>729923184Not him but going outside just makes me my sanity slowly drop even worse than normal.
Superior hag wins
>>729923220and my heart weeps for them, but the odds are definitely in your favor that said I just failed a 2% triple rainbow into a 4% thanks practice poor training, so who knows
>>729917658>imgflip
>>729917658I will commit war crimes with my favorite uma in the Gundam universe.
>>729923220Thats the vast minority to be fair
I should've rolled for her instead of Kita's rerun...
>>729924115>Torainah-san say the chant!>s-suu whoop
>>729924581Yes, you should have.
>>729924581Theres always the megabanner.
What banners are you guys gunning for this year? For me:>Spark Nature banner I WILL secure at least one copy to uncap for later but ideally a couple copies as I borrow this card a lot for my lates. This is pretty soon (Jan 22) and thankfully I got close to a spark and a half right now. >Giga bannerI'm sparking Seiun lel. As someone who likes training the occassional front, it's incredibly annoying not to have one of your own. She evaded me the first time, but not this time. This isn't shown on the december schedule but it should be immediately following the Opera and Urara banner, so be ready for that. I should have my second spark ready by then at the rate I'm earning 'rats. If not, I got some paid rolls from the monthly pass, we'll get some more club reweards by then, and a bunch of tickets saved up for both cards and trainees.>Fine motionThis is a little ways off, around March, but I should have close to another spark by then. Already have her 0LB. Borrow her a lot, would like her higher LB and this seems to be one of the last decent card banners to roll on for a long while. Will be the last time I roll cards probably.As for some of the other character banners, I want Tamamo, maybe Fine Motion trainee, even XOguri but I want cards more honestly.
>>729924887Seiun and Fine Motion likewise, but I'm a new player so you can't call me a Seiunlet.
>>729924887I'm not spending a single carat between now and Grand Live.
>>729924887>try to luck shit Dober after I foolishly tried rolling for her 80 times without a spark>save up for Ayabe and then try to get 1 Finemo which I'll use my MLB crystal on
>>729924975Not even on the Gigabanner?What are you giga-saving for knower? MLB the Tachyon SSR?
>>729924782>>729924886I guess I'll just roll for her summer alt instead, lovely gyaruma enamored me
>>729910784FUNNYAKA HAPPYHANNYAKA LUCKYTHANK YOU SHIRAOKI
>>729923904Mmmmmm mare thighs
GOLD SHITTY
>>729924969Seiunlet is a state of mind. I can tell just by your post that you're not even close to that level of mentally unwell. You'll know when you see one.
>>729925098But Tachyon is a stallion
>>729925098>Takiyoni, a mareI've got bad news for you, pal
>>729925085>7th positionNice.
>>729925085Shiraoki-sama...we KNEEL
>>729925018>MLB the Tachyon SSR?Yep.If I happen to not have a lot of remaining funds afterwards I'll have to make a tough decision between Pearl, Aston Machan, and Nakayama Festa.
YES UNLIMITED IMPAAAAAAAAAAAACTMISETEAGERUEVOLUTIOOOOON
Redditachyon bros aint shaking the secondary accusations any time soon
>>729924975Im doing this after Dia, sorry but MANT seems like the perfect time to stock up. I'll become invincible with a fully LB tachyon.
I ONLY HAVE 10K BROS I'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO TAMA
this is the funniest ran out of steam moments I've seen
>>729925292In that case just grab Tama from the mega banner
>>729925292>free pulls on her banneryou're not a lucklet, right toreina?
>>729925297LMAO she was jogging like an obese man for the last 3 seconds
>>729925365That's the face of the franchise for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h60BfMEu6w
>>729925220>>729925018>>729924975>>729925287Redpill me on Tachyon SSR.When is it and how many carats to I need beforehand?
>>729925168more like>Super Lucky Seven
What style of runner is Ramonu, I'm committed to getting this YOUNG trainee.
>>729925085post fuku
>>729925408Since when is Special Chud the face of anything?
>>729925460pace/late + good at everything besides long
>>729925468
>first CM ever I actually make it to A grade and my tachyon is absolutely mogging lobbies with multiple length leadsOFFICIALLY NOT BRICKED IM GONNA MAKE IT
>>729925426It's coming on the 1.5 schedule, which should be some time in July. So we got about half a year. 80 special priority, speed bonus and huge friendship bonus so gonna be a crazy stat stick. Has some golden ability that looks like a mid race velocity boost for pace chasers, not sure how useful it is. Has skill hints for head-on. Maybe i'm missing something else but it's just a really strong speed card it looks like, Kita companion.
>>729925610>It's coming on the 1.5 schedule1.5 year anniversary***One sentence in and I'm already fucking up, Im tired as fuck guys apologies
>>729925604>inb4 BROCKED
>>729925419>foxy jumpscare
>>729925426Pic related, the anniversary card for the grand live scenario. Comes with 100 free rolls, she's gonna be THE pace chaser card to get>44 friendship bonus>1 speed bonus>5% training effectiveness >35 initial speed>20 initial friendship >3 hint levels>50 hint frequency>80 speciality priority>2 skill points bonus>Gives medium and pace chasers corners, straightaways>Gives head on>Unique gold that looks really strongShe comes out in about 6 months or so in the next scenario after MANT. Because in MANT pulling for support cards is not necessary at all. Some people are considering saving all their carats for the entire scenario to be able to pick up really strong cards in the future for free.
>>729925678>Gives head onSay no more, my savings start today.
>>729925604Since this is your first time making it to grade A, I'm going to warn you now.It can be quite unforgiving there. You did good to make it this far, but be ready for much more challenging opponents.
holy shit theres a Donate to All button for shoes now??????
>>729925758Yeah, since the update man.
>>729925758What??
>>729925839W-who is the Update Man?
>>729925426Her banner is at the release of the Grand Live scenario, it's released on the same banner as the pal support for that scenario and has 100 free pulls, similar to Rice/Riko when Aoharu/Unity Cup was released. Aim for 2.5 sparks to hedge against bad luck.It's a strong speed card that should last you until L'Arc at least, where SSR speed Pasa becomes the new standard and effectively replaces Kitasan.
>>729925839>you have to click the donates buttonOooh no wonder I never saw that. I always just donate via the chat. that's pretty neat
>>729925758You can also sell your shoes for gold
It's nice that Suzuka pretends to be a friend to Fuku, despite being scared of her.
>>729925906Why would Fuku be scared of Suzuka?
another day another 100% lose rate...I'm regretting coming back to the game...
>>729925854Here anon, go to your club click on the number. You'll be able to donate all the shoes at once, it's been a feature since the update dropped
I LOVE FRONT RUNNER DUELSI LOVE COMPLETELY SHUTTING DOWN SOMEONE'S TEAM BY TAKING 1ST, 2ND AND 3RD PLACE ALL FOR MYSELF
How do I make a good dober parent
>>729925965Don't worry about it anon, if you quite literally JUST came back there was no way for you to have won. Not only would you be rusty, but you wouldn't have enough time to prepare a good team. Don't take it personally. Do you need help preparing with the next one?
>>729925965CM isn't everything, just take the participation rewards and move on to the parts of the game that you actually like.You'll make it.
>>729925468>post fuku
>>729926032You need to get lucky multiple timesLucky with long B -> long A on one of the inspirationsAnd then lucky again with it actually giving you a long spark and not a med/mile/late spark, and then get lucky again not to get a 1* guts spark. Stack the grandparents with long and 3* blues. EZ. Better affinity with dober's grandparents means better chance for inheriting that inspiration.
>>729924887There are only two banners this year I'm 100% unwilling to skip:>Cheerleader Nature/King (normally I'd avoid alts, but I like both of them and they seem more viable as aces than the base versions. Also the King alt seems like a really good late/end parent for shorter distances)>Sweep ToshoAnything else will depend on whether any of the other upcoming umas manage to win me over with their intro stories. I'm reasonably satisfied with the state of my support cards for now, so I don't intend to spend carats on any cards until 2027 aside from maybe completing the spark on the 1.5th and 2nd anniversary banners
>>729925965Well of course, people were preparing for weeks and you just came back. It's okay to lose when you're underprepared. Dont give up look at it this way, you're losing but you didn't even have a fair shot of winning. Would you expect what's basically a newbie to be able to drop down and win? We'll turn you into a warrior with this coming long CM
>>729926010No sound. What was the addon again?
Why is this so expensive?
>>729926127Crap I forgot about cheerleader nature
>>729926045>>729926063>>729926132thanks...
>>729926032The way I setup my dober was long grandparents and my dober is a turf parent. My ryan is a full long grandparent. It's slightly suboptimal but it's working well.
>>729926141(you) get a special price
>>729926178
why is it always raining in scorpio
>>729926178Cheer up anon, you're gonna make it. who's your favorite uma? How about you run her next CM? If you get started soon you'll be ahead of the curve.
>>729926218Thats just the track conditions.
>>729926218Because it's not Philadelphia.
>>729926218The three goddesses are crying anon
>>729926252>cryingyou mean schlicking
>>729926218lies
>>729926224NTA but how do you guys go about making your oshi's into champions? I really like doto and I've never been able to make a worthwhile one yet.
>>729926315Persistence and luck, mostly
>>729926178Here's our queen to cheer you up. Who do you want to run for the arima kinen CM? If you post your deck I'll explain in detail how to compete and become a strong trainer :>
Why is every uma autistic?
>>729926373>:>/vg/FAGGOT DETECTED
I have goo goo babies fatigue
Is it bad if I cry a lot playing this game? Just getting to know the girls, it's just easy to get attached and want them to succeed. Careers that aren't just about training for the next CM remind me of what I enjoy about the game.
>>729926397Never visited that board, just trying to be friendly....
>>729926315she has 20% stam grow and innate non standard distance, you can make her work as a pace or late with enough elbow grease
>>729926210>>729926224>>729926373I like Rice...I think I posted this yesterday but can't remember the replies..I gotta stop drinking...
>>729926493>I gotta stop drinkingCarrot juice, right?
>>729926431Not at all. I cried when my oonige Suzuka won the Virgo finals.
seriously how is it possible that the game feels faster running on fucking bluestacks than the steam version
>try to be unique and run some different umas rather than just loltaiki >just as much of work just to end up with less effective acesI'm never building off meta ever again. Now if you'll excuse me I have another longslop goldship to build.
>>729926463Ignore him. There's nothing wrong with being friendly (as long as you don't say b*o).
>>729926493Rice is a pretty difficult trainee, I've been trying to raise her up since the beginning and she's still challenging for me to this day and I consider myself a pretty good toreina. Keep at it anon and just have fun with it. Don't drink too much
>>729926431everyone loves an inspirational sports story, the lows make the highs that much better. Plus everyone wants a cute daughter and make her dreams come true
These fags who build Suzukas without Groundwork must feel really silly when my Suzuka completely ignores them and wins the race
>>729910931flavour of the month.... since 2018 and still being decent at worst
>>729926620QRD on this bluestacks? Are you running the iOS version on there? Because that one does seem speedier than the Steam version and I've gotta pretty strong PC. Something about how Steams DRM checks are slightly slower or something? I have no idea, but I think it has to do with the constant "connecting". Maybe the iOS port is just better optimized, assuming that's what you're using
>>729926431It's the same vaguely paternal feeling I used to get from idol games, maybe stronger. I just want to see my girls succeed.
>>729926493What you have is VERY good, better than my account with that MLB Kitasan, MLB Creek, and a whole collection of good SR cards. Level up the Windy, it's a good speed SR.I don't see Riko there, so you'll either have to use the R version if it's at MLB or borrow the SSR version.Can't say much about Rice career tips, I don't have her myself.
I get abusive towards my umas when they fail
>>729926431Nah I had that happen a lot when I first started playing the game. I don't seem to get as teary eyed about the show or the game as much but there are moments that still get me. Idk, just kind of taps into something that gets the waterworks going. Good uplifting motivational stories about overcoming hardships and never giving up can hit you hard you know. I know it's inspired some people to work out more and pick up running and what have you
Teio deserves better
Guess I'm doing like 12 Bakushin careers tomorrow to finish this garbage event. JP anons please tell me this event never happens again
>>729926493I would recommend a pace chaser double end closer team composition, I think your team should be>Rice Shower>Gold Ship>Mayano Top GunYou have really good cards. I would recommend this setup>Kitasan Black, King Halo, Sweep Tosho, Super Creek, Manhattan Cafe, Borrow MLB riko for rice. 1 power parent, 1 stamina parent >Kitasan Black, King Halo, Sweep Tosho, Hishi Amazon, R Riko (if you have her), Borrow MLB rice shower for gold ship and mayano top gun, 1 full stamina parent, 1 full power parentAs far as parent goes. You want your end closers to have one ryan parent and one mejiro dober parent, for rice I'm unsure yet because I haven't started building my paces yet. For stat goals you wanna hit around 1200 speed, 900 stamina, 1000 power, 400 guts and 400 wit.You can make it, ask questions and dont give up. You have plenty of time.
nice
>>729926842Not when she gets 3 mood downs in a row and jobs her important triple crown race
>>729926759Is there a bluestacks for iOS? Had no idea.I use it as an android emulator. I'm even running it on my 5 year old Macbook air that my brother gave to me and it feels it runs better than on my fucking desktop PC
>>729926740Fuck man I just never got groundwork in all my borrows.....
>>729926890shit trainer tbqhwy familam. Should've immediately dicked her down and corrected her
Jesus
>>729926897lol I had no idea how it worked, I misread the description. So it runs an android app on a mac device, that's interesting. All I know is that the game seems particularly well optimized for iOS in general, runs very well on my iphone. I heard people who played it on android phones and it struggled for some reason. I have it on Steam and it does seem just a little more delayed between each action. Once again I think it has to do with the anticheat they used for the steam version and connecting in with the server is somewhat slower on Steam, but I have no idea honestly.
>>729926315I force mine to moderate success with a lot of luck. Pain in the ass to force F and G distances into CMs but I do my best
nice game umababs
>>729910931I get it. I had 200 hours on it before I quit. The girls are cute, the music is great but it's too repetitive. I'll stick to the anime
>so many front runners my pacers' skills don't proc because they're in 5th-9thchrist
>>729926971>witletYeowch.
>>729926431I'd rival tickezo the amount of times I cried when I still played>>729926837yeah I started running actively when the original anime was airing
>>729926957yeah the delay between actions on the steam version just fucks me up
>>729926971You probably got stamina diffed and didn't spurt in time, you don't have a gold recovery, plus who knows if he procced no stopping me or prof at the correct time.
>>729927000nice digits but yeah that's why you gotta stack a ton of mid-race/early race skills on them. corners, straights, tail held high, shrewd step, curvature, it's on/ramp up, all that good stuff.
>>729927000You're supposed to put pump on your pacers. Unironically. But mostly if you're running 1-2 fronts yourself already
>>729926971Uma Musume is a slightly-higher-wit-and-double-recovery game.
>>729926971Umamusume is a guts game.
>>729926858This is really good advice, but just FYI. You need to get your ryan to 3 stars so you can inherit her ult.
>>729927097>>729927098All I understand is that Uma Musume is a game.
umamusume is shit game!
>>729927078Oh yeah and wit maxing unironically helps them keep pace with all the fronts. They'll likely peter out right as you're approaching the shooting spot if you did everything right. Prepared to pass, no stopping me, and shooting go off -> combo into head-on and you win GG
>>729927181Taiki shuttle would not say this
>>729927169Umamusume is a LUCK game.
>>729927181Taiki Shuttle would say this
>>729926858This is good, you should be able to get a really good winrate going on with that. Remember that all end closers will want straightaway spurt. Maya gets it guaranteed in her event
>>729926971Right side Oguri does not have enough stamina to survive every race. She 100% got rushed, ran out of H and gassed out.It's all your fault, toreina.
>>729927181Taiki shuttle may say this.
>>729926493Holy luckchad you got umazing cards.
>>729926493isnt this the currenfag
Umamusume is a slutty game
>>729927379That's Modest Week though
>>729927379that's janetty week though
Can't wait for Valentine.
>>729927379Special cheeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lOqgFu7XJw
>>729927458This might be the most expensive valentine present right now
Thread's close to dead, so here's a quick Dantsu sketch I did that I may or may not come back to.
>>729927540waist too thin
>>729927540SEX
>>729927547Noted.
test
>>729927085Wouldn't it make more sense to get Dober's unique since it activates on 5th and 6th?
Why is she so much sluttier in the anime?
>>729927540sexo flame
>>729927591Not in this track, dobers unique is only good on herself on this one.
>jannies deleted the stealth high wit check honse thread>jannies let the obvious thread hit bump limithuh?
makikekakenatutukatru
>>729927603She gets a breast expansion for one scene for some reason
>>729927630>Talk about how the newfags need a reminder and a lesson how shit works>they deliverFirst time I can call them based.
>>729927630Almost as if jannies regularly make falseflag threads and delete our legit threads...
>>729926563y-yes...>>729926680>>729926805>>729926858>>729927126>>729927290thanks anons, I'll save your posts
>>729927645Spes always had a respectable size at 81, she's not a cow but also not a flattie. Her swimsuit alt really shows her off.
>>729927603GYATTcial week
>>729927715Anytime anon, whenever you want to test your uma out, ask for feedback, have questions on which skills to take, need to know about track interactions or strategy or anything just ask. Everyone loves to help.
>>729927803Who the fuck gave special needs a BBL.
these threads feel a little slutty
>>729927862
>>729927862Uma musume is ass game, they're literally runners it comes with the territory
>>729911185>>729912204seek help Imagine playing gacha EVER
>>729927864>Special week is posted>Thread gets bigger and sluttierInteresting.
>>729927864No sluts here, just good ol fashioned umagals
>>729927862The fuck is a BBL?
My Tachyon won this race without activating a single accel skill...
>>729927715Remember our motto.
>>729927990Brazilian Butt Lift
>>729925604Be sure to doom post when you eventually get humbled in the second round.
>>729928001>7 late, 2 end roomchrist that sounds like a mess
>>729927990brazilian butt lift, its a cosmetic surgery people can get to get a larger, better shaped butt
I-is /v/oonerzuela okay?
>>729927803What did spicaman mean by this? What kind of training is this?
>>729928001>7 Late / 2 EndWell yeah, only one of you can activate Pump, so most of the girls won't do anything.
Uodka...
>>729928068>v/oonerzuela>he doesn't knowAnon.....
>>729928068Never forget the /v/ooners revolution, the blood still stains the land red.
things are not looking good for /v/mapyoi... moral is low and oy neigh influence keeps growing...
>>729927985then why does slutshi's outfit have belts around her tits?
>>729928068/v/ooners doesn't exist anymore, they had a whole revolution where they overthrew their old regime and split into two independent states. The old /v/ooners is now /v/agabond. While the revolutionaries founded /v/mers.
>>729928068see>>729914692>/v/ooners danchou goes inactive>revolution happens>half the club leaves and starts /v/mers>the remaining members of /v/ooners rebrand to //v/agabond under new leadershipIt was a little dicey there for a minute but both are doing better than ever honestly and /v/mers started from nothing and quickly became an A/A+ club, with /v/agbond going for a comfy B+.
>>729928141Does the hot uma glue call center pay that well?
UMA MUSUME IS TOMBOY HUMILATION GAME
>>729918980Decent result. Might have a better one if my Grass has Medium S.
>>729926858Gonna steal this advice for next CM as well. Rice got close on the last CM but couldn't quite make it. I want to win with her so bad.
>>729928068Never forget.
>>729928141Everyone knows /v/mapyoi and oy neigh have the strongest friendship
>>729928141>morale is lowFeel better
>>729928312Yep. Even if we’re 1000 ranks apart, we’ll still be eternal rivals.
>>729927864get your mind out of the gutter chud. Umas can do and wear whatever they want, eyes up here bucko
>>729928141>morale is lowfeel WORSE
>>729928208>/v/mers started from nothing and quickly became an A/A+ clubThe great danchou might be dead, but his dream lives!!!!!
>>729928374>>729927985I never said the UMAS were looking slutty...
>>729926431Rice, Haru, Halo, and Natie all made me cry. There's probably more that I can't think of off the top of my head.
I cant for the life of me make a 9* stam parent...
>>729928318/v/ma bro btw>>729928385der/v/ bro btw
>>729926431My trainees cry on the car ride home when we lose a CM. It's pretty awkward
>>729928471They will come with time. Don't worry about 9* right now. 8-7* works fine and wins you CMs
I'm at /v/agabond they seem nice
>>729926431nah, i genuinely enjoy their stories too, seeing them get excited, hopeful, scared, brave, etc. is really cute, and seeing them finally succeed makes me really happy
>>729928515Glad you like it anon, WAGMI.
>>729928471I gave up on having a 9 spark blue parent a long time ago, 3 star pink sparks is where it's at.
>>729928471The chances of getting a parent with the 3* blue AND 3* pink you want on someone with 5 A aptitudes are 0.27%. Let that sink in.
>>729928515All clubs are nice well adjusted people
I curse the next thread with 500 fukuniggers and 1 golshifag to each with a side of teioposting to top it off
>>729928409>Haru danchou dies>Gets replaced by Rice danchouunironically ludokino
>>729928641
>>7299284718* is very usable
Sometimes I'm baffled at just how many inside jokes I miss because I'm a newfag.
>>729928726>sacrifices himself to change the timeline by releasing the lane change and buffs updates earlyHe was a hero....
>>729928792You pick up on them over time.
>>729928641my horribly bitter, pretends to be a sweetheart for the masses wife would actually probably say this 10 years after her retirement while tipsy and 30 minutes after putting our two kids to bed
>>729928792Start with the easy stuff like making fun of /v/mapyoi, you'll pick up the rest eventually
>>729928068the one on /v/ collapsed about 2 months agothe one in real life is being bombed as we speak
>>729927687I remember trying to make a thread once. It hit about 70~ posts before it got nuked and I got a 3 day vacation
>>729928792It's okay. I don't understand shit too because I only joined the threads to share test rooms then leave.
>>729928938GREENS, NOW
>1* wit>pink spark could be better>but almost every white spark I wantedMan...
>>729928950It's just funposting. It's fun
>>729928884GREAT! I CAN DO THAT! NOT LOOKING GOOD!
>>729928792I miss almost all club jokes because I got smuggled near the start of global into a semi-whale club by an IRL friend and don't want to abandon them
>>729928959
>>729928996good great grandparent then
>>729928959I VILL NOT EAT ZE VEGGIEI VILL NOT LET ANYONE MAKE FUN OF MEI VILL DO WHATEVER I WANTAND I VILL BE HAPPYYADA YADA YADA
>page 10Not looking good!
>>729929043Keep the gravy train going that sounds like a great deal.
>>729928938I wonder if the otakus in the umaverse draw a lot of porn of magical girl sweepy.
I've had this stupid head in my song for dayshttps://youtu.be/cPNkeRtWicg?si=k1BXXqXRXDNhO55x
I'm thinking about making a yuri uma thread
>>729928670>Rice Danchou>rises up after assassination of GD>is named after the nation known for nuking itself and starting shit up behind the scenes>made a club flag with said nation's colors that has 7 dots>Rice is always carrying around a knifeI'm nooooticiiing...
>>729929161Stop thinking
>>729929161I would beg you to reconsider
>>729929161just wait an hour, janny gets extra panty twisted if you do it immediately or if you make a non Nintendo/off topic thread
>>729928959Boycott this post.
>>729929225to be fair we've had non-stop threads for the past couple days with no signs of that slowing downround 2 is gonna be a bloodbath tomorrow I just know it
>>729929161As a fan of yuri, please don't.
>>729929229licking maple syrup off akikawa's tummy
So why is /v/mapyoi the punching bag of clubs when they always do so well? Not that im complaining its funny.
>>729929265
>>729929279she looks like ten you sick fuck
>>729929161https://youtu.be/ddFNnP2fcqQ?si=GwYu30o_J7xNmKIq
>>729929294They're cute dorks and easily bullyable with a funny club name. Thats really it.
>>729929294It is perpetually not looking good for /v/mapyoi. This is the default state of things, the intrinsic nature of the universe. That's like asking why the leaves fall.
>>729929335kek, this scene almost killed this franchise
>>729929294It's just not looking good.....
>>729929294They claimed (in a very extravagant opera-o-way) that they would topple /v/ma and oy neigh back when the first /v/ clubs were created, and they failed miserably. It's a great club, but it's funny to bully them.
>>729929294Some anon started obsessing over their users spamming the same screenshot of chrono genesis saying "not lookin so good" in reference to the lower earning members. People initially tried to defend /v/mapyoi, but then they just kind of joined in on the fun over time and it became a sort of running joke to say "not looking so good"I think it also has to do with in the beginning, /v/mapyoi was trying to hype themselves up to be one of the top clubs, but they're still kind of the odd man out of the original let's just say five top clubs, but not really in a bad spot at all and were just 100 spots behind of /v/ma at the end of december.Oy Neigh were originally their rivals but out grew them, /v/ma and der/v/ surged ahead as well so beemapyoi has just sorta been holding a strong 4th place. I think it also has to do with Opera's goofiness and being the mascot of it. A character so cocky invites itself to that kind of mockery. They seem to care that kind of jovial but naive energy to them.
>>729929505>jobbing to oy neighinsane
>>729929660I love my fuarking RIVALS
>>729929660One day we'll catch up.
>>729929505SHIRAOKI-SAMA SAVE MEEEE
>>729929526I also enjoy the bird.
>>729929770>you now remember that guy who had some kind of paranoia associated with opera bird
>>729929660Yeah, Oy Neigh went through a really entertaining underdog arc back then. Good times.
>>729929842Their danchou got the runaway patch early and never looked back
How much stamina does a Sagittarius Uma want?
I ran out of stuff to do so I guess I'll start making some dirt parents for Aquarius.>>729930054900 stamina 400 guts and 1 gold recovery skill, a bit closer to 1000 stamina if you're using a Pace.
>>729930054A little higher than Taurus uma.
>>7299300541000 stamina, about 3.5 gold heals
