>Iadakan is a HERO in this house!
>>729923373AIRY LIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7Azs3S2erk
>>729923373I am unhealthily obsessed with freckles
>>729925418Alright that one wins all the internets
>>729925440That so?
I will not FUCK scaly anthro women. I only FUCK anthro women with fur
>>729923373Why is she crippled?
>>729925845The brap edit is kino.
Maybe I should start making a dating sim so I can be /v/ famous.
>>729925845Aright I cave I will play her game today
>>729925938She's not, she's essentially fake crippled.
>>729925874What about a scalie with a full head of hair, feathers optional?
>>729923373An alligator attacked me as soon as I hooked a fish I was trying to get to care about my lure for about 15 minutes in monster hunter the other day.I've never killed one of those fuckers so fast and with such brutal malice.
>>729926074Have you played Snoot?
>>729926481How did you know I was lizard coded?I've heard there's 2 versions which one should I pick up?
>>729926558There's Snootgame and there's I Wani Hug That Gator, they're different games. You play as an autist in the former and a normalfag in the latter.
>>729923373I can't believe they managed to make a hug more uncomfortable than a school shooting.
>>729926886Could have sworn there was a fangame of snoot or am I just imagining things?
>>729927030Are you thinking of Goodbye Volcano High, the game Snoot was made to spoof?
>>729927030There's lots of mods for other character routes, some dedicated fans even made their own Snootgame for PS5 but are looked down upon for charging money for a fan game. I legit forgot about GVH until I realized what you meant, kek. People praised the music but there's no real decisions to make in the game, you can watch it on youtube.
>>729927165>>729927227Yeah I am actually just feels like I got berenstained, holy shit
E1 Inco is a genuine sociopath, holy fuck.
>>729927331Olivia too for being so thoughtless and cruel to everyone around her as they bend over backward to make her feel accepted.
>>729926447for a second i thought you were talking about a real alligator kek
>>729927165Don't forget:>LucyHas husband and childLarge group of friends and family to fall back on who loves herMentally stable>FangDies to space rocksNo family around her during impactIt don't matta, none a this mattas.
>>729927165Why is Goodbye Volcano High so hated?
>>729927849I don't believe anyone actually hates GBVH, but I know for a fact there are a lot of people who hate Snoot Game. Chief among them being the devs of GBVH.
>>729927849Showed off at a big games announcement thing, subsidized by the canuckian government, woefully undercooked as a game and story, and everything about their response to Snootgame including getting official journos to write a hit piece on it.
>>729927849It was revealed during a PS5 game showcase, one of the first games shown off for it. It looked cringe as fuck.
>>729928192It was sincere. Zoom zooms like you wouldn't understand.
>>729925845how do you get this cg
I hope that the development of future cavemanon projects don't end up like Wani.Great core, very weak side cast (Outside of Iadakan) due to bullshit
>>729928304>t. KO_PE
>>729928304It was melodramatic teenage drama with furries, and it was mocked accordingly on the drop of the first trailer. The real oddity was that of all the characters to obsess over, a bunch of people on 4chan chose the emo dino girl. That's the really queer part about it all.
>>729928635https://youtu.be/ahCPSAUKFR4?si=y53KSgjl78QHfFXVForgot to post said trailer. The comments are still amusing.
>>729928635shes was cute simple as
>>729928664>the best character is the asteroid
>>729926931How so? Inco was basically the hero of an epic in that scene, saving the damsel in distress!
>>729928664I thought people were making the asteroid up what the fuck?
>>729928401Beat the game four times then go into final story and defeat neo metal anon>>729928545>due to bullshitQrd?
>>729923373Does she put you in a death roll?
>>729928635>melodramatic teenage drama with furriesYeah, so totally...unlike...snootgame and wani..... Huh...
>>729929880Too much bullshit, but most of the most egregious parts of the story being Mia because the fag that made her didn't want her to ever lose or ever feel remorseful or some other shit that could make for an interesting story. This fag is also friends with the tranny who put Snoot game's TVTropes page with the same category as Mein Kampf.
>>729929947Haha well there is some rolling around involved lmao
>>729929992>Put Snoot Game in the same category as Mein KampfThat's actually pretty funny.
>>729929992oh yeah i forgot snoot game was banned on that site. kinda hilarious>what if a girl who thought she was non binary... wasn't>WTF THIS IS A HECKING GENOCIDE
>>729930542You guys are just as bad if not worse any time a main character isn't a straight white male
>>729930662Nobody here wants to ban shitty games starring non cishet white dudes, nigger. At worst people make fun of it, boohoo.
>>729930662Get the fuck out Spidey
I masturbated to Judee yesterday. I have nothing more to add.
>>729930695I actually want them to spend another $500 billion making a Concord 2
>>729930807That would be hilarious but even Sony's not that dumb. I think.
>>729930662I want to live in lefty's strawman universe, everything is better.
>>729930704Snoot (if she real)
>>729932541
>>729923373Okay but you could play the superior version
>>729930695>>729930716>>729930852Why do you feel called out?
>>729930695lmao. Thats not what it looks like whenever you sad cunts have an absolute melty about women and start posting dick charts all over the site. The absolute gall to pretend you fuckers arent completely broken.
>>729932852Got two words for you.
>>729932770
>>729927165Snoot game might just be the most brutal mogging in the game industry so far.>free passion project started as a parody of a trailer, actually came out like 2 years before the thing it parodied, and understood the core conflict in a more believable, human way
>>729933269Waow your imaginary cripple talking shit to an imaginary shota sure showed me
>>729933341I just wanted an excuse to post that one
>>729925418
>>729933402and now I hav an excuse to pist thos one
>>729933447I dislike this for reasons I am unable to articulate.
>>729933447
>>729925418Yep, I'm thinking sovl.
>>729925953I need some spoonfeeding I cannot find it anywhere
FUCK TRIGGERS
>>729933779Jfc dude
>>729933864>looks up some crime statistics No, I don't think I will.
>>729933108I feel sad I live in an unjust world where you're not actually under constant threat for being a total nigger.
>>729933337It's also why KOPE will forever seethe about it despite never even needing to produce a financially successful product thanks to it being largely funded by the Canadian government. It's the same for Dustborn and so many other incredibly gay, highly politicized games. They get millions from their governments as part of a promotion of the arts or in state video game production, but never have to actually make anything substantial with it. Dustborn especially, Norway will actually expect you to pay back the loans if it succeeds. So they're incentivized not to make a profit to never pay that money back. It's just permanent handouts to pretend Norway has a games industry.
>>729928304Maybe, but they immediately burnt their sincere story when the writer got cancelled. They had to contract Sweet Baby to write a meaningless D&D filler section in place of any actual story.
>>729929880Standard fangame management fuckery, drama, some of the og creators of characters getting upset with how they were going to be represented in the game. Than Cavemanon took over but also fucked up, didn't want to pay any of the artists despite wanting massive art revisions (because the lead of cavemanon is a closet case Mormon) so all the artists got burnt out.
>>729928635>That's the really queer part about itnah, i'm pretty sure everyone in GBVH is queer
>>729934165JFK*
>>729935731>We really dodged a bullet.
>>729935203>(because the lead of cavemanon is a closet case Mormon) so all the artists got burnt out.Can you explain what the connection here is?
They're cartoon dinosaur people. What's to get all worked up about?
I actually had a dream today where I hung out with Fang
>>729935203>Than Cavemanon took over but also fucked up, didn't want to pay any of the artists despite wanting massive art revisionsWhy is this so common for indie devs? If he's this bad I fully expect to see Wani 2: the Fang Bites Back embrace AI generated images.
>>729934917>meaninglessIt let the characters explore their emotions indirectly. It was deep.
>>729936223>walk up to her after her band is done playing shitty music in the pizza place>start showing her my favorite Penny Arcade edits about Bald
>>729936314The crater was certainly deep.
>other cavemanon games look like shitThey're stuck copying GVH's art style for the rest of their careers, aren't they?
>>729936230Wani already had AI generated backgrounds. They just slap on a blur filter so it's not that visible
>>729925418title drops are kino and you can't convince me otherwise
