GDQ soon, fellow /v/er.
I forgot this troon convention was on
>>729933210Post the schedule, faggot
>>729933401Eh something like 30 hours from now. Bing bing wahoo games etc
how many of those runners will they have this timewhat percentage (on couch or mic counts)
>>729933210I need to fuck a tgirl. What game should I start speedrunning in order to get in with the community?
>>729933210>bomberman was good because the runner was some obnoxious gook womani won't forget the moment i lost faith in /v/s ratings
Does GDQ even get slightly funny runners anymore or is it all just boring trannies I haven't watched in years
>>729933703It would be unwise to platform domestic terrorists and I expect the organizers of GDQ recognize that. I'm genuinely optimistic for this one.
>miku fitness boxing being run by some tranny vtuberthe fuck is this
>>729933210Posted without context.
>>729933714>i won't forget the moment i lost faith in /v/s ratingsfor me it was when I found out last Summer that the chart-making anon is an unironic redditor with possible connection to 'ick on 'eck data collection
>>729933751Last time the "trans rights" screeching has reached levels not even unfunny delusional far-rights caricaturists would try to portray in their parodies.That was funny and sad in its own way.
It's just gonna be the same shit of people spamming tranny shit in chat and donations, constant donation incentive shilling, mentally ill people making idiots of themselves on stream and the occasional good run by someone who has nothing to do with the current event. They even started adding vtuber shit into the event
>Still no Monster HunterEven speedrunners fear the most hardcore game of them all.
>>729935687We had a Monster Hunter run 2 years or so ago.iirc it was a shitshow
Oh it's tomorrow. Nice. Looking forward to it.
>>729936521> Oh it's tomorrowAlmost would have missed it too.Looking forward to sanepost with you, frens
i can’t believe anyone still watches this shit. it hasn’t been good for like 11 years
IM A HEADBANGA
>>729936804It's not about the low quality, the constant onslaught of malicious trans propaganda and celebration of mental illness, the "no fun allowed" censorship or the corporate PR speak level of moderation and commentary.It's about kinship with our fellow anons, reminiscing about the good old days and even finding the occasional actually decent run in the pile of feces.
>>729936662Fuck is his problem?
>>729933210Thanks for reminding me that I forgot to watch RTAFUCK
>>729937845he was a bit special
This event has long since lost any of the original appeal it had for me. There were some truly comfy GDQs around ten years ago, but it's just gotten more and more sterile and soulless as time goes on. Don't give a fuck about trannies or autists, if those freaks are the most popular and skilled runners, who am I to question their abilities? ESA is not an alternative in my opinion - it has ALWAYS been soulless. So why in the fuck I continue to see GDQ threads on /v/ twice every year perplexes me to no end.
>>729935858thisif they ever run one of those again, expect it to be one of the more casualized entries from XX upward
>Deltarun run was the absolute height of "trans rights" spam during SGDQ>runner gets exposed as a groomer with a harem of trannies who are 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds old, ready to solicit for lewd acts the second they're 18HilariousJust hilarious
>>729938306>So why in the fuck I continue to see GDQ threads on /v/ twice every year perplexes me to no end.Simple, having the /v/ threads open while watching these kinds of events jumped across the years from "adviceable add-on" at best to "required for keeping your own mental sanity" at worst. If anything, these threads have become the meat-and-potatoes of the event while the actual GDQ stream just happens to be the white noise running in the background.
>>729933210GDQ - Gays Don' t Queef
>>729933210How many troons this year?
>>729938908yes
>>729938908Tree fiddy
>24 more hoursHOYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPP
this shit hasn't been good in a decade
What’s the point of GDQ when RTA and ESA exist?
>>729940098RTA is pointless because no one understands it, ESA is cucked ever since they dropped the milk mommy over the scandal. All that's left is to giggle at GDQ
https://files.catbox.moe/i8qtw2.webmare you ready /v/?
I don't actually watch the streamsI just post in the threads complaining about trannies on stream and there's a good chance I'm correct at the momentAnd if I'm not, it still triggers the retards that complain about the people who complain about tranniespeak entertainment
>>729940304
>>729940304Why does every tranny sound like that? Is it luck or effort?
>>729933210>didn't even post the schedule breh.https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62
>>729940391It's vocal trainingit could be genuinely convincing but 99% of speedrunner tier trannies half ass it so you get that scratchy stereotypical voice instead
>>729940579What a terrible choice of games
>>729940098Fahnni
>>729940304The hypest webm!!!
>>729933839>Featuring Crazy TaxGod damn tariffs, man.
>>729940623you can say that againhaving a Pokemon game as your final run guarantees people clocking out after the 1st hour
>>729935687Monster Hunter Wilds was at RTA winter a few days ago
>>729940868Having pokemon games at all does that
ffx run sounds comfy
>>729941118>cutscene removerwhyyyy thoooough
>>729941460I knew there was a catch
>>729933210chibi won
>>729940868>having a Pokemon game as your final runDoubt it.Expect 2 MILLION DONATION HOYPPPPPPPPPP unlocked final "secret" run
>>729941460because the cutscenes are long and unskippable normally
>>729938306We are just gathering around to watch the bi-annual car crash. The more brave of us will watch the whole thing and pick out some good body parts for the weaker anons to gander at. Then we point and laugh.Maybe we'll even find a survivor in that wreck and enjoy their run like the good old days
>>729937032>picthis is based fun though
>>729940579>battlefront 2 sound nic-oh there's a troon>american truck simulator sounds int-oh there's another troon>oh cool they have bloo-yet another troonI just remembered why I haven't bothered with this in five years
>>729941881Yes it was one of the examples I was thinking of when I said good runs
>>729941460It’s like a 10 hour run otherwise.
>>729942238And?
>>729942238Soul
>>729940579>JD Puppy, the obnoxious gay furry, is hosting the first four hoursOff to an amazing fucking start, I see
>>729941982>Sonic Adventure>shovelclaws on host duty>tranny on the couch
GDQ and Wrestle Kingdom on the same day, what a weekend.
>>729942825TRANS RIGHTS COMING IN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
>>729942825Headbanga bros have never been so back
>>72994233410 hour is not fast, when your run is more than 2 hour long it should be called slowrun
RATE THIS RUN!
It's going to be interesting to see, if they are going to say anything about the Venezuela situation. When they shouted "free palestine" a year go, they pretty quickly shut it down.
Actually a good deal on the humble bundle this time
>>729933210imagine all the putrid disgusting foul smelling tranny sex that is going to happenimagine all the ass pregnancies
>>729943076> "iron man triathletes are not fast, those niggas need 8 hours"> "sprinters are fast, they only need 10 seconds!"
>>729941551these fucking bitches are about to get destroyed
>>729942825wish randy orton would go to gdq and rko every tranny
>>729933751last year if you werent in the clique you were in euro time slots for runs. if you were in the clique you were shouting TRANS RIGHTS whenever the host told you to.i expect this year to be even worse since these people actually believe theyre being genocided now that drumpf has taken steps to remove tranny shit out of schools
How come there's no events like GDQ... but with general gameplay stuff instead?Like showcasing stuff, score attacks, challenges, hardcore playtroughs etc?Every year GDQ is less and less speedrunning, so obviously people don't really care about speedrunning that much anymore. So why not just convert the event into something people want to see?
>>729943806He's definitely got sweaty palms.
>>729943740> imagineNo thanks.Trans people often have terrible hygiene. Don't ask me how I know.
>>729943696why is she doing the sojjack face?
nobody on /v/ cares about speedrunning or gdq/v/ only cares about trannies and cringe.
>>729944774Not true Mario 64 runs are cool
Oh boy, money laundering done quick is back
>>729933210https://www.twitch.tv/gdqadminwhy aren't you guys watching???
>>729940304the >i just unpacked this amazon delivered tranny flaggets me every time
I’m first come watch my run
>>729933210how many years before a big video shows up that calls out gdq for being an orgy meet up?
>>729945536Can't, too busy watching Finnruns.
>>729936804You sometimes get an ok run during the shit block
>>729941551he’s mogging us
>>729945753>Finnrunsdamnany schedule? Why aren't there threads?
I always forget these are happening, I watch a few runs, and nothing seems to hit the same as it did in 2013-2016. I wish I liked it more still.Are there any truly unmissable runs I should watch from the last couple years? I honestly haven't even watched anything from covid on.
>>729945804no trannies or cringe so /v/ doesn't care.
>>729945804https://oengus.io/marathon/frwinter26/schedule/frwinter26>Why aren't there threads?It's mostly in finnish, so not that many people are watching.
>>729945804Finland isn't even a real country
>>729945748Seriously how come there has been zero invetigation about any of the GDQ bullshit?
Remember when they banned a Spanish(I think)runner that had a perfectly fine run because someone at the event looked at their twitter and he posted a long time ago how he was gonna vote for the right leaning political party of his country?Not even an extremists party or anything, it was just the right leaning one.
>>729945980Because it's a "charity" event, it gets dismissed.There were lots of videos about how PCF was actually just a money laundering scheme where like 30% of the total funds acquired actually go to any research or marketing and the rest is just shoved into the pockets of the CEO lmao.No one cares about it anymore.
>>729945536watching what, this fucking blows
>>729933210>gaming event full of troons>Doesn’t have /v/ favorite girl
>>729945980investigation into what you retard? where do you think the fraud is? dogshit charities are not illegal.
For me, the best speedrun was the terraria one. It was a complete mess due to out of control rng and the player accidentally leaked his steam name in the run, so someone (i know it was one of you guys) added him with a friend request, but it came up with the name "NIGGER" in all caps.
>>729945939>>729945925>>729945956I haven't missed anything I would have watched besides the Project Saphi (Crash Team Racing mod) showcase & this block, I suppose. Made a thread but I won't be able to maintain it since I'll be doing my own runs for a bit. >>729946315
>>729946325there a clip?
>>729945980Somalians are scamming billions of dollars from the goverment and nobody cares. Pocketing couple millions from the charity is a nothing burger.
>suppose to be an event for everyone>then they have their own sub-event s where only blacks and women are allowedIsn't this extremely... racist and sexist?
>>729946239
>>729935072screeching delusional caricatures and parodies is exactly what most speedrunners in this event are
PUYO!!
>>729946812> puyo
>>729946457I think it was the 2020 run from badger. Will have to double check.
>>729946891Hasn't she been complaining about her financially situation for like 10 years now?And what's her disability? She is able to travel to big ass events and work there... but she's too "disabled" to work?
>>729946954one of those made up ones like POTS where it's invisible to every medical professional on the planet, but somehow it's incredibly debilitating entirely at random, stopping them from doing anything at all except everything they want to do.I think she claimed to have fibromyalgia as well, also made up in like 90% of cases.
>>729947031classic
>>729947031I sometimes I wish I was a woman for the sole reason that it would be so easy to just say you're depressed or something, fake cry and then never have to work a single day of your life.
>doesn't start for another 24 hours>already at 1millionholy scammerino
>>729947031Of course
>>729947132Living a good comfortable life as a woman probably is pretty easy. Find a good enough man that will love you, become a housewife and raise your kids while he works.
>>729946325This doesn't even begin to capture what a clusterfuck that Terraria run was. The "runner" was actually the world's fakest content creator who was very obviously using GDQ as a platform to promote his content creation career. He proceeded to fuck up his pre-seeded run, tried to look up server commands to cheat his way back on track, locked himself out of the server in the process, and spent what felt like forever sweating bullets while overreacting to donations from his parasocial community.I went looking for a specific reaction image and I ended up finding the thread from the run, which is still hilarious: >>491742547
>>729947415
>>729947453>straight up attempting to spawn the final boss by just typing his name in consolei actually forgot how much of a trainwreck this truly was
>>729943696>Fear 2 instead of 1Why.
>>729947031POTS thankfully didnt stop her from making a kickstarter so she can go to disneyland despite her disability
>>729940304>>729933210GDQ needs to ban all rhythm games they are not speed ran at all.
>>729945639Umaru is dead
anyone going? theres still time to register but tickets are going fast!
>>729947835>I don't have any money and is in constant financial trouble>hmmm maybe I should make a kickstarter to go to Disneyland!Geee I wonder why she is in that situation. Like I understand that you need to "treat yourself" a bit even if you're at the lowest, but that doesn't involve going to fucking Disneyland.
>>729947859true, also racing games because going fast is the whole point of the genre
>>729948036it was fucking insane and retarded to make a kickstarter to go to fucking disney whilst begging for donations to pay medical bills just weeks prior and the weeks following her trip.
>>729946552where did the hair go?
>>729946239Suzi officially works for Capcom now...
>>729948121She actually got the money to go to Disneyland?
this is an RTA Japan board/lgbt/ is a few doors down
>>729947996imagine paying $150 to go to this. didnt this used to be free?
>>729933210Trannies Gone Quick? Yay, can't wait!
Peak Jewish charity scamming.
>>729947956
>>729948214sorry i completely misremembered it. she had started a kickstarter FOR "medical bills" and at the same time had gone to disneyland with her boyfriendhttps://x.com/_Edobean/status/1616137443228401664/photo/1
>>729948241never been free but it also used to be way cheaper. coolfatty needs a new tesla and it's not going to be paid for with $20 tickets
>>729948241Not technically no. It always cost money to go as a guest. Only runners and staff got in free.Thing is, they basically didn't allow guests until they got huge in 2014, all the /v/irgins who snuck in to 2013's GDQs did so for free.They have to charge because they commission companies to bring the consoles (for some reason), and also have an enormous arcade, and entire pinball area, as well as a bunch of rhythm game setups, a practice room (Which more often ends up just a bunch of melee setups, seriously there's usually 50-60 gamecube setups and like 2-5 of anything else it's ridiculous)Basically they spend so much money on stupid bullshit the streams don't even see that now they have to charge ticket prices.Also it helps stop some of the parasocial weirdos cause that was actually a genuine issue.
>>729948396insane to think that this is someones son
If I were to watch a single run from AGDQ 2025, which would it be and why?
Does anyone have the statistics on the percentage of trans runners? just curious if its increassing or not. They do have their own speedrun event now, Femme Fatale or something
>>729946954too fat and lazy
>>729948531knock yourself out, its been tracked for years but FF has dropped off in quality so much that people dont even bother rating them in the last two yearshttps://git.ecker.tech/ecker/vee-speedrun-ratings/src/branch/master/archive
>>729945753This shit is pretty comfy
>>729948241i think it was like 50 bucks back when i went
>>729948396B R A V E
>>729948527crazy taxi because they had a live band
>>729948396>Jews won.JPEG
>>729948527>speedrunSuper Metroid, it was great>gimmick runCrazy Taxi>but super metroid has been done to death andyeah look imaginary kid in my head talking back to me, i don't fucking care, it was a top 3 super metroid run of all time
>>729948791they hyped that shit up all fucking week and it was just alright but it was so out of place for the entire event. i guess at least it wasnt someones fucking girlfriend doing a bad MGS song
>>729948401How is it even possible to be this shameless
>>729949206three months after disneyland she went to japan. then got disability gibs by the end of the year.it pays to be fat and retarded in california
>>729948396Are you winning, son?
Reminder that Spikecuckgeta's wife split up with him a year ago and they still live in the same house where he games in the cuckcloset while she fucks other men
>>729949465Reading this made my day. Thanks anon
>>729949465What the helly is that true?
>>729949206>>729949324> check her social media> it's still mainly fishing for pity and begging for moneyhas she done anything else these past years?
>>729949465honestly that just makes me sad, I thought he was generally a pretty reasonable guy. Him and puwexil and essentia were pretty great when I met them at a few jrpg events.
>>729949537of course no one lies on 2+2 Chan, it’s one of the rules.
>>729933210I know youre excited to use this as an excuse to shitpost about trannies for several straight days with anon but how are you this needy to make this thread multiple days in a row before the event
>>729949608It's cool i looked it up. what a cuck LOL
Will /ourguy/ Susan attend this year?
>>729949537Look up Nukkuler, she streams on Twitch and talks a lot about them splitting up
>>729949465Y I K E SIKES
>>729949673i cannot think of a single of these gdq couples that are still together besides maybe skybillz?
>>729949717me and kff are still together
>>729949206>>729949324>>729949554lmao you guys were not kidding, every two weeks or so she posts about being struck by some new huge disaster which is, of course, a new big "financial burden"
>>729949761why did she become such a fat hog (with no tits)
>>729949821wouldnt be in financial stress if you got a real fucking job you fat retard
>>729949832it happens to us all when we enter our 30s. it will happen to you too lil bro
>>729949821>goes to Disneyland>Goes to japan>has countless of different dibs >"uhmmm guys I seriously can't even afford groceries!" If she didn't go to Japan, she could have saved that money to afford groceries for years!?
>>729933704Something with no entries that way you can get a run as a world record holder no problem.
>>729949927>women>having good spending habits>taking responsibility when their bad spending habits backfire on themLol. Lmao.
>>729949465not sure if he still does live with her currently, but I recently watched one of his streams and he talks about sucking dick and getting fucked in the ass like its a tourette syndrome. He will be playing a game then randomly spout out about sucking cock or shitting on wieners.
>>729949465bruh
>>729950082I have no clue how anyone watches him. All he does is rage at every single game he plays and shout stupid shit like you described
>>729950136Forsen
>>729949879>>729949927no you don't understand she is just that unlucky
>>729950136People still watch DSP and give him hundreds of dollars every day
>>729950312I would rather be homeless than be this much of a beggar.And I say this as a NEET
>>729948241>he doesn't want to pay 150 buckaridoos for the privilege of smelling the rotten stench of trans vaginaYou know what? Fair, i wouldn't either.
>>729950312what does donating to her gofundme do for her uber right now? what is she pretending like its a zelle account she can just withdraw from at any time.
>>729949821>>729950312>ha ha women are shit with their money ha ha, Low hanging fruit lol cow.>video games>at least laugh at the Gross tranny‘s
>>729948241This shit used to be held in Essentia's basement.
>>729950369gfm allows for that, actually. It's not like a kickstarter, you can set up a perpetual drive, where any money donated to it is immediately taxed and cut by gfm, then paid out to your payment processor of choice (paypal, bank, etc). So you very much can almost immediately get what's given to you. Usually like 2h turnaround.t. knew someone running one of those "help my family escape" scams that go around twitter.
>>729950432Why don't you want GDQs most legendary announcer to get the help she needs?
>>729950452thats fucking crazy, what a completely fucking scam.
>>729949465it never ceases to surprise me that he isn't a Jew
>>729950432>>at least laugh at the Gross tranny‘sthere arent any on the screen right now.>>729950535>i had a bad thought, can anyone please give me some money!
>>729950535Why do people donate to her? Like I could at least UNDERSTAND it if she was sexy and good looking.But she's a 250kg beast that has a boyfriend that begs for money so she can go and travel and have fun.Like why would anyone donate to her? I can't even think of a single demographic that would do so outside of her family.
>>729950649we have a FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR donation from AnonymousHOYYYYYYP
finally caught a pre-threadcan't wait to shitpost about troons and speedrunning with you fags once again
>>729950742>and we have a $5000 donation from anonymous his message reads “Epstein did not kill himself, but the runners will” thank you anonymous
>>729950781You posted an anime picture, the chart janny will ban you.
>>729933210This money laundering scheme hasn't been broken up yet?
did anything funny happen last year?
>>729950649She's part of a community that genuinely thinks ads that say "squeeze your m8s balls" is a valid and worthwhile method of preventing cancer.people will donate to anything if they feel pity, that's how the scams for "oh my god my family just got bombed we need help please help us escape" have propogated so far. People will fucking pay.
what are the chances of one of these drones 41% live on stream?
>>729950649Looking at those posts there is not much interaction or range.Taking a quick look at her stream it seems to be mostly her talking with one or two orbiters (mods).So there is no real following.I assume it is mostly just peer pressure.She screams about needing money almost every week and each time she does some streamers or minor e-celebs from the greater (ex) GDQ staff community will probably feel obligated to throw a hundred bucks her way.This is after all a crowd that loves virtue signalling and the whole "believe women" thing. Would look bad to THEIR followers if they always ignored poor Edobean.
>>729943819He only kills legends though, and no tranny has ever been a legend and lived long enough for him to rko
I am watching finnruns until GDQ its got comfy runs but most of it is in Finngolian
>>729951996Nah he's been reduced to fighting youtube KWABettys as well
>>729952407I haven't looked into Silksong speedruns should be fun
>>729950941describe how money is laundered through gdq and pcf
>>729947031>fibromyalgiaAfter reading up on this it feels like some Chuck Mcgill pain
>>729952705One of the simplest tricks in the money launderer’s book is making false donations. They sneakily donate their dirty money to a charity which gets mixed in with all the legitimate funds the charity collects. Once it’s in the system, they can withdraw or transfer this money and now it looks clean and legitimate. Because donations are such a core part of how charities operate, these shady transactions can easily blend in with the genuine ones, making it hard to spot the fraud.
>>729952872and who is doing with only a pool of 1-3 million dollars using gdq
>>729947415why do they stream the screen? they already spend 1 hour on some setups and can't set obs to target the fucking game screen so you get "N1GG3R wants to be your friend" and stupid shit like this dude browsing google, holy fucking god
>>729933210
>>729952930Anybody who wants to clean money. You think those $500k anonymous donations are fucking legit. Stop being a disingenuous faggot.
CUE MY ENTRANCE
>>729953293FUUUCK WRONG WEBM
Scandinavians are such funny looking creatures
Royaru rainbow!
>>729953291youre a complete fucking retard, lmao.i love baiting you >muh money launderingretards every single event
>>729953428Based Samura1man
Submit to the Playstation Nation
I really wish we still had the IP counter so we could see how much of these threads are the same spergs posting over again
>>729953401
>>729953567my boywife
>>729953614>immediate shit flinging when called outkek Go dilate.
>>729953614I hope your favorite leftist grifters see this bro.
>>729953778kys moron. you actually think any criminal gives a fuck to launder money through fucking gdq lmaoyou have no clue, your entire life is video games you fucking pissant
>>729953732>having conversations is badYou're why the site turned to shit, tourist.
>>729953835lol tranny is mad as fuck
>>729953891hey since you still got gemini open ask it what the odds of anyone using gdq/pcf to launder money as opposed to doing it through literally anything else
>>729953835>xhe’s really a leftist >and absolutely seething You’ll survive.
itt: delusional neckbeards believing donations to gdq arent just a fool and his money being parted for the profit of pcf/msf
>>729953428Finns are not scandis
>>729952424I'll at least give Logan this: he's the least shitty Paul that's ever stepped into the ring. Paul Bearer the exception of course
>GDQ before ESA Back to old ways. Speaking of ESA their schedule looks incredibly light, they even have Edenal filling in slots kek.Also>BigJon on the schedule
>>729954482Mandatory Swedish
>>729954795What about The Big Paul?
>>729954954> BigJon on the scheduledid GDQ finally get rid of their Apartheid sideevent?
>>729953401WWWWEEEEEEEELLLLLLIT'S THE BIG SHOW
>>729955236>>729954954>got perma banned from the ESA chat because I said my grandma got really ill after taking the vaccine shot when BigJon appeared on stream and had his entire face paralyzed by the vax
Goddamn the strong jaw Finn is giga mogging the fat one
>>729955207Big show was fun but let's be honest he wasn't that great in the ring. Most big guys ain't aside from like Kane and Taker (forma de non blown out knees)
>>729953401I like how he just gets progressively fatter looking the more he steps into the light
>>729940304Heck yeah I am!https://files.catbox.moe/ub896r.webm
>>729943762>iron man triathletes are not fastiron man is not a test of speed so that statement is correct
>>729955236I meant for ESA, surely this time he won't bail at the last moment. He's on Stream 2 and not Stream 1 too which means it's probably remote.https://horaro.org/esa/2026-winter2
>>729947240Since the last GDQ a bunch of streamers pool together donations in the months leading up to the event as an easy way to bump up the donation total and keep the line going up, because god forbid you admit GDQ is past its heyday
>>729955816Plurbius mother fucker
>>729949465Source?
why does /v/ watch a literal troon show
>>729955816>She/Herlmao
>>729955816> totally not a cultkek this came to mind when I entered the thread
>>729956280because /v/ and /vg/ (particularly /srg/) were foundational to GDQ's success in 2014 and 2015 before it all went to shit. Some people can't escape nostalgia.
>>729954954>no GTA rungrim
>>729956337yes
Can't wait. I wished we had an autist anon that counted trans rights mentions.
Is she still banned?
>>729955909for sure its remote. i wouldnt even talk to him at this point given how many times hes backed out of esa
>>729956280>why are you people lining up for the freak show
>>729956990You could just have a dictation thing do it.
>>729956280It's fascinating to watch a room of like-minded hardcore ideologues just popping off.
>>729956280> why do people go to the zoo> why do people watch reality TVBut to answer more honestly: It's mostly just a good excuse to get together and do some fun posting, nostalgia, cry and rant about how much the internet as a whole has deteriorated during these past 10 or so years, and laugh at people even more mentally ill than us.
>>729956930
>>729938689There should be a pool going on which speed runner gets exposed within the next year.
>>729933401Holy shit it looks bad this year
>>729957552im locking in my prediction that its going to be that black kid lemmy that they were astroturfing last year
What's the longest GDQ run in history? Want something to put on in the background
>>729957594>no gta>no classic doom>no titanfall 2
>THREE (3) Pokemon runs
>No GTA runs at both GDQ and ESAKek what? GTA runs usually pull in the most viewers too.
>>729958274they hate fun
the schedule looks so fucking bad i cant even justify being in these threads shitposting this year
>>729956280betting on the next outed child molester
>Pokemon Z-A, estimate 2 hours>Pokemon HGSS, estimate 3 hours>Pokemon Emerald, estimate 2.5 hours
>only one Halo game>it's CE>but it's Cursed Halo
>>729958749
>>729940304Honestly, if a game like this was on pc, I'd dig it.Use your mouse to control the character and avoid boss patterns while using the keyboard to tap out a simple musical beat to fire attacks.
>>729958426>>729957594this unironically does look like the worst fucking schedule ever, but im sure there will be many poggers skits and events the staff has cooked up for us this year to stretch their acting chops!
Too many PC games this year, looks like an ESA schedule without the oldschool speedrun games.
Remember when the people that did runs at these events would actually post in these threads?I think the last one was a guy that ran Thief during a pandemic era gdq
>>729958749>>Pokemon Emerald, estimate 2.5 hours>run by a member of staff who isn't really a runner>final game of the marathonThe nepotism is real
>>729959095esa people post in the esa threads still
>>729959095some dude working at ESA posts in here every single year somehow
Honestly, I know GDQ is cringe but I can't help but be excited for it.Top comf week of watching random games be "played" by hyper autists.
>>729959095The janny that monitor these threads like a hawk is most likely an ESA staff member or friends with metako
>>729940391Lack of effort. It takes a long time to lose the male voice and even then, strong emotions will break your properly trained voice. Sure, some people might have bass and baritone voice so it would be even more challenging to emulate a female voice, but none of the examples iTT have those kinds of voice in the first place.
are they allowed to benefit MSF now that isreal has banned them?
>>729957238I miss this GDQ……..
>>729958768>no Super Metroid raceNeeded more room for literal who games I guess
>>729957656The FF8 run a few years ago with muttzki and friends is like 9 hours and a slight glance at peak GDQ that is rarely seen these days.
>>729959095A lot of the ESA faggots sit in the threads seething about GDQ all week
>>729959028TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR ANONYMOUS DONATION WITH NO COMMENT <repeat 4 times to meet incentive>
is this still hosted in minneapolis?if so I guarantee they will make some dumb statement in the opening about "solidarity with Somalia" or something and then promptly ban everyone in chat for politics
>>729959582Why do the left even defend obvious fraud so much?
>>729959582ah nevermind, I forgot that's only SGDQ so we will be spared that cringe at least
>>729959710Because it's fake and gay.
>>729948063Kek
>>729933839>Crazy TaxiThe ultimate in cringe-kino
me thinks the tranny stuff is gonna be more subdued thanks to the current happening taking the spotlight.
This event is needed more than ever now that transpeople are being literally genocided
After some Anon brought it up here, I went to go check out the RollerCoaster Tycoon run and holy hell, it's completely nothing but 'Trans Rights!' uproar to the end.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7TFF6Rb8gQ
>>729956017jesus christ
>>729960057You should get better at thinking
>>729960057This is said before every event and it's never true
>>729960057If anything the more current events besides trannyshit that are happening only ever causes them to be even louder and more obnoxious about it because they need it to be the center of attention at all times.
Anyone got a qrd on how the last couple of years has been? Is it still as embarrassing as the covid era? I checked out completely after that
>>729960146What ever you do, do not watch the Deltarune run
>>729960057 the first donation read will be trans rights for Venezuela
>>729960542I think there was one event that was quite decent, like 2 years ago or so and everyone had hopes that things will be better... but that was false.Every other event except that one has been absolute shit.
>>729933210So what retarded pronouns are we looking at today?
>>729948396Lanky Troon
>>729957594>>729957672>>729959028The fuck are you people on about, I just checked the schedule and almost every franchise I wanted to see and Ctrl + F searched for was there. Year looks great
uh guys, is the tranny fad gonna run out of steam soon? i was kinda hoping it would run its course and i could get back to a normal world
>elden ring nightreignhow do you "speedrun" that I thought it's effectively on a timer
So are we stuck with these trannies for the rest of our lives? Will things ever go back to the way they were?
>>729961053>how do you "speedrun" that I thought it's effectively on a timerThat's never stopped rhythm games from being shown at GDQ.
>>729933210Will Parken be there?
>>729963129only as lilgaggy's +1
>>729963129UNF
>>729947415The more things change the more they stay the same.
>>729952872anon, this requires you to also have control over that charity
is ben franklin gonna make it this year?
>>729963782no, she got married
>>729963790The Dane taking all his dekas to ESA is such an attentionwhore, just screams ironic anime fan.
>>729963310NIGGA SO DUMB HE AINT EVEN USE DRUMS LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>729963256Good.
>>729958961You should check yunyun then this year
I look forward to seeing the old stalwarts again in the threads. The headbanger. The successfully migrated. The symmetry picture fellow. Guy.Like coming home after a lengthy vacation.
>>729943696>Mika and the Witch's MountainThey're employing /bag/paganda now?
>>729933210Looks good!
>>729933704 You don't. I've fucked two of them like 5 years ago. Not worth it at all
It's difficult to watch it anymore.
>>729963498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aC_dSMGURgHow much can you sit through?
>>729959095You pretty often get a flood of>rent free! chuds!etc. posts when a tranny runner is on, so clearly at least the friends of runners are posting here.Also the threads are clearly managed by event staff, as apparent by the nazi banhappy mods.
>>729965264i want to be 25 and watching agdq 2013 again
>>729959095Susan posted in these threads and lots of people here defended him
>>729964523possessed by fent floyd live
>>729948401>fat bitch claiming fibromyalgiaEVERY FUCKING GOD DAMNED TIME
>>729959105>final game is pokemonThe fuck? Did they run out of ideas?I guess we've had pretty bad final runs before.
>>729960881MY FUCKING SIDES
The work will continue.
>>729966240pictures you can smell
All I remember from last year's GDQs was the threads going absolutely batshit insanely mad about that Rollercoaster Tycoon run. Wouldn't the shut fuck up about it all week
>>729966312BO poorly masked by cheap, overly sweet perfume.
>>729965264This deserves to be analyzed in future textbooks.
>>729966532Can you blame them? Even reddit was complaining about how much they kept talking about trans rights. Like if you tuned in to nothing else that entire event you would think the entire event is about trans awareness and not an actual fucking charity
>>729959095>Remember when the people that did runs at these events would actually post in these threads?Yep... now its the same autistic virgins spamming "Mig" here 20 times every thread
>>729950082>>729950136I hope he slips up and says that shit on gdq
>>729966532
>>729957672is that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>729966870>i enjoy boring raging faggot spamk
I'm excited, every damn year I always forget and only join in on day 3 or 4Now I can finally be in these threads day 1
>one mega man game and its bn 1this shit is going to fucking suck.
>>729940098>RTA
I regret to inform you all that Argick is back this year
>>729967351NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>729941551Alright lemme teach you about body language>Blond girl is clearly friends with Chibi, leaning into him, laughing or smiling because she's let her guard down, she enjoys his company, as does Chibi since he's facing her>Asian Girl is clearly uncomfortable. Not leaning into Chibi, stiff body posture, fake smile for the camera
>>729967351At least it's only for one run and he's not donation reading
>>729966532Rollercoaster Tycoon is like number one game you can't possibly hate and they made sure you'll fucking hate the speedrun of itTRANS RIGHTS!!!!!!
Remember when they told Hat Girl to stop having fun or she would be banned from future eventsFor...wearing a hat.
>>729946325>>729946457
>>729948216My wife
>>729967674kek
>>729963310Fucking kek
>>729967583Remember when they told the handicapped guy that could barely move his body that showed some harmless twitch emotes on a tablet to fuck off?Meanwhile they gave DS dad a fucking job and never told the beard stroking guy to stop attention whoring
>>729949465When are Spike and Limmy gonna link up?
>>729963310The black guy is that absolute worst of the theater kids that have overtaken this event.
>>729967291>bn 1weird but i think that could still be interesting
Still the funniest shit in years
>>729959095There still are, they're a lot more hiddenWe know there's a /v/ guy who works at GDQ too, he posts from time to time
>>729967291Oh good the best BN game
>>729967941Why is it always nintendo fans?
>>729967941idgi
this will always be the funniest shitactually the perfect example of retards getting offended for others
>>729967351I genuinely dont get why you guys hate him so much
>>729968178Kek what did GDQ even do
I can't wait for all the super fun skits done by all the theater kids in the staff!
>>729968260a streamer made a joke bc a flight got cancelled and then GDQ acted like he just said a slur
>>729968171Chibi Robo speedrunner finished his run and then pulled out a manifesto talking about how Chibi Robo changed his life while breaking down in tears
>>729968107>brand recognition>weak to politicsit's simple
>>729968251some runner made a joke
Plum at GDQ when?
Oh GodThey brought in a second furry mascot
>>729968274esa also got infected by thosewho the fuck cares about rando #95 talking to rando #56 that want to increase their stream numbers and sell merch with their face on location???this weird looking wide-mouthed redhead is prime example for this, it doesnt seem to be about speedrunning anymore for the last 5-6 years
>>729968310yeah I got the huge autism in playing chibi robo for 14 years but I really got confused at why they all burst into laugh in the end, my guess is not worth it explaining the overall joke.
>>729968431>furshit>probably non-binary, again
>>729968260Nothing bonesaw was making jokes about air canada sucking (they do). And GDQ staff had a melty about it going full on damage control over a nothing burger
>>729968431>/kwanzaalol not even black people like kwanzaa
>>729965264HRT and its consequences have been a disaster for the speedrunner race.
>>729968516>kwanzaaI thought that shit was a joke...
>>729968431>a secondGet with the times, they made last year a stegosaurus for some other event non even /v/ was bored enough to make threads for
>>729965264didnt protomagicalguy get banned?
>>729968431I forgot GDQ brought back segregation
>>729967851>DS dad a fucking jobwho? youre not talking about the dancing autismo are you?
>>729968612it's a completely fake holiday only acknowledged by people desperately trying to virtue signalperfect for GDQ!
>>729968741It's funny that this guy turned out to be a sex pest
>>729968476Oh on that one I have no clue. He mentions there being a CR clone on steam and they should play it and everyone suddenly laughs. No idea why.
>>729968670no he get the good ending.
>>729965264I'd have been pissed
>>729969007xD
>>729968964I did a double-take because I thought that was Johnny Galecki for a second.
>>729968612It's not a joke but even black people don't really celebrate it, maybe if you're like 50+ and live in the middle of fucktown USA so 1% of the populationgreat for GDQ though, next to the air canada shit they love virtue signaling shit nobody cares about
>>729966634What? The fact that gatekeeping is required to keep communities healthy? Its been known by anyone with a room temp and above IQ.
Wenwill get to see the ultimate BOX GATHERING. Every autist will be in his box but gdq is the big box where THE OTHER BOXES ARE GATHERED!!
How did this become a convention for autistic people and trans?
>>729969404probably the speedrunning part (well adjusted people have better goals to work on)
>>729969404They love BOXES
>>729969404>autistic peopleComes with the territory. Speedrunning is highly autistic in the first place>transComes with autistic people.
>>729965264Werster is still cool.Which is probably why he's not at No Fun Done Quickl anymore.
>>729969174In this case, even if they wanted to they couldn't do any gatekeeping or they would be instantly branded as hypocrites doing it for clout instead of genuine charity so the bad ending was unavoidable.
Got banned last year after asking if TAS stood for Tranny Assisted Speedrun. Why are these cunts so joyless?
>>729969643way to use your sub on that you dork
>>729969643lol
did GDQ take Covid handout loans? https://www.pandemicoversight.gov/oversight/reports?page=1
>>729969404>AutisticSpeedrunning is their playground>TransLook how HECKIN awesome this is, they're raising funds for the less fortunate LIKE ME so this is the best place for me to make friends. Oh you disagree? Well you must be a bad person who only joined for clout, away with thee!
>once again all the good runs are in the middle of the night
>>729969643>last yearyou forgot to say "back then" as part of your lie because you didn't pay $5 for something that gets deleted in 2 seconds
>>729969643kek>>729969715>>729969890>How could you waste five dollarsDamn you niggas broke huh?
>>729969597Are you sure you know what gatekeeping means?You keep randoms from entering your community, you don't stop doing what you are. Just because you don't let everyone participate in speedrunning or even more important, running the event itself, does not mean you can't still donate to AGDQ and have the money go to a good cause.
>>729969972I know you're fucking lying you faggot because the filter is so strict you wouldn't even get past auto modwhy are you lying on an anonymous board? are you that desperate for some attention? it's pretty sad
My favorite run is the Crash 2 one where the runner kept repeating his painfully unfunny suicide joke every 10 seconds and crashed the fucking game right before the final boss, so he didn't even finish.
>>729969972because you can get permabanned for free on any of their normal streams like a normal human
>>729970198Is that level of autism still even a thing? I feel like that kind of behavior was left in the 2010s, sadly. Modern autism is soulless.
>>729933210Only have one single questionAre they doing Warcraft 3 this year?
>>729970071I'm NTA, it's just so obvious you are broke if the best insult you had was to self-own about five dollars being consequential>>729970285>normal streams like a normal humanWhere do you think you are lil nigga lmaoYou think this is r/speedrun?
Only 40 minutes this event
>>729969751they only have like 4 paid staff
>>729970572fuck off you sperg, no one is impressed by you
>>729970679Why do you come here just to get angry bro, just don't come at all
>>729969715gifted subs are free friend
>>729970819thats literally what youre doing you dweeb
>>729933704If you want a tgirl, go to Celeste, Spyro or DeltaruneIf you want a girl (girl), go to Tomb Raider, Resident Evil or any other horror game. Girls really like horror games.Good luck.>>729970870>>729970870>>729970870>FINNRUNS THREAD
>>729970345I think the closest thing to it in the 2020s era was the Rocko's Quest run. But those guys were obviously trying to take the piss out of GDQ and troll them. In contrast, the Crash 2 guy 100% thought he was being entertaining. They screen too strictly now for anyone lacking that level of social awareness to get through anymore. People like that do exist still, but mostly on Twitter/Tiktok.
royal rainbow
>>729971039forced and painfully unfunny.
>>729933210it just hasnt felt the same since they went super duper corporatewhen will there be a comfy indie league running out of a basement again
I wonder if they will have the bot screaming Luigi this time.
Guys... I have no real proof, but you just have to take my word. I'm Keizaron's proctologist. The reason he had to quit running at GDQ is that his prostate gland was horribly disfigured and infected. Without months of surgery and anal treatment at the finest facilities here in Mayo clinic, Keizaron will never again be able to sit for uninterrupted prolonged periods of time for his speedruns and on top of that he will have to wear diapers for the rest of his life due to his sphincter being too loose. The treatments are going to be incredibly intensive as the damage on Keizaron's prostate is some of the worst I've seen in my whole career as an ass surgeon. And yes, the damage to his prostate area is what caused him to go over estimate in his Pokémon run. Keizaron wanted you all to remember him as the happy go lucky speedrunner he is and not as the bed ridden sickly man who wound up in a hospital for months because he lost a Lucario dildo up his ass during a randomizer-challenge. That is why he quit while he was still ahead. We just put him to sleep for the reconstruction of his shattered pelvis, his last words before losing consciousness were "TRANS RIGHTS HOYYYYPE". I thought I should let you know.
>>729968431I've never seen a single person celebrate kanzaa irl and I live around a fuckload of black peopleeven the pan-african fags celebrate christmas
>>729971143It's hard to get people to show up to a small IRL event, the ones that exist are based around geographic location (UKSG, FinnRuns which is live now btw!, others) but that means you're drawing from a smaller pool of applicants and the games list ends up being kinda bad.I think what I miss about old GDQ is just that speedrunning was new to me and it was exciting to see some guy glitch the fuck out of a random NES game I've never heard of. After 15 years of GDQ it's not that interesting anymore, prob why viewership is so down too
>>729968431>We want the sonic audience
>>729968178uhm actually-
>>729971474i bet he wishes this was the real reason
>>729970198>>729970345https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rar0EZC6ao4
>>729971626Didn't they ban some foreign guy because he said on twitter (in his own language) that he voted on their equivalent of the repubilcan party?
>>729956930obvious steroid user, why are gamers so creepy
>>729971626hes a fag but he's not wrong. if you came on my show and was just trying to run it like your own i wouldnt invite you back either.
Better to die early than to dilate
Are the rumours true about KFF keeping a male harem at GDQ?
>>729965647post the gif
>>729972090KungFuFruitCup is a known gangbang slut
>>729940579>3 psx games>5 ps2 games>5 snes games>66 PC games>no tomba or ape escapethis shit is getting worse each year, my expectations were low but they still managed to go lower. and wtf is Super Mario 64 70 Person Relay(N64)?
>>729969643I disagree with the ban but thats a very low quality posts>erm dude trannies xDnot that the runs are any better but lets not copy their shit
>>729933210Did they stop using it to launder money?
>>729972183But /v/ loves ESA and ESA is mostly PC games
ok, /v/you get gdqs back to how they used to beBUTyou have to have eye contact sex with gdq ben franklin for every day for six months
>>729972089they can be fine if they just put in effort
>>729972334I don't believe for a second that nigga is still alive
>>729933210I'm so ready
>>729972286no, its a charity event
>>729972334whats the downside?
>>729972089proceed.
>>729972312I don't mind PC games but there should be some balance. I want at least 20 or 30 SNES games.
>>729972493>NINTYthere were other consoles you know
>>729972373>can be fine if they put in effort!You can still tell that clearly a man under the inch of makeup and dozen of filters. Trannies never pass
>>729972578>Trannies never passconsidering a lot of people dont realize shes trans apparently she does
Buy the AGDQ bundle, chuds.
>>729972556these old games are short and many of them have huge historical/cultural impact, they only put so much PC stuff because you can savescum and single run lasts few hours on average.
>>729972741>Bloonsdidn't know gooner games were at GDQ
>>729968862>male feminist>openly brags about being an lgbt supporter>TDSi mean all the red flags are there
>>729972870A little sissy twink in a Yoshi hat and three dudes dressed in things from their mum's closets.
>>729969864Better get all that coffee anon
>>729971510I'm black and I don't know anyone who's ever celebrated itThey taught it to us in elementary school and that was about it
>>729945639>>729948350Why is Umaru like Jake the Dog
Without looking into the runners themselves, it seems like a solid list of games on the schedule desu.As usual mostly looking forward to the awful block.
Hopefully everyone got the memes out of their system and the actual threads won't devolve into the same exact conversations for the 15th time in a row
>>729973907STOP TALKING ABOUT WEEDS!
>>729949465Based. Never let cucks forget their place.
Thoughts?
It's not the same without Prize Goblinu
>>729933275fpbp
>>729953123Im guessing they capture card the pc so they dont have granular access to the capture source
>>729974007I heard Craniax takes it so deep and often they call this nigga the snake pit
>won't have time to watch this year because of wageslaving and having no PTO
>>729961053there's three segments each run that aren't on timers
>>729968431This is at least less gay then the other one.
>>729972741feh
>>729968468That top is hideous
>>729971626>>729971903the problem is gdq is like the boy who cried wolf, they act uptight and overly PC about fucking everything so for that reason they can suck my ballsbonesaw did nothing wrong
>>729974492Bonesaw is too busy being a manwhore sucking dick to play vidya.
Goddamn. Even the Finnruns infected by the trannies now. When is this insanity going to end?
>>729974614oh yea I forgot about that, massive plot twist
>>729974491Built for gangbangs with exclusively with men that have a BMI >30
oh jesus fucking christ what a horrible start
>>729974491>fat>no tits
>>729974937hot
What have they done to my GDQ wife Pippy?
>>729975257Too cute, can't have real women at GDQ.
When's Gurumin?
>>729974937don't forget the fridge bodyshe really has the worst of all worlds but in a tranny event like this she's probably the best you can get
>>729955816i hope we crack some more eggs this AGDQ
>>729975694i doubt you're much better looking
>>729970870mig
>>729975804she ain't gonna fuck you with her fridge body bro
>>729975828>no GDQ in OP
>>729975928im not into white girls, I just find it funny when people on here pick apart girls appearances
>>729975828Not GDQ, no
