How do you fix gaming addiction?
>>729939302Substitute it with porn addiction.
>>729939302Do boomers have any other joke besides "I hate my wife" and "damn kids these days only know how to use them campuuters!"
>>729939351fpbppivot to gooning, then you'll have no time to play video games
>>729939370well, millennials got "I have no wife" and "damn zoomers these days don't know how to use computers"
>>729939661And those two jokes are very connected
>>729939705same for the boomer's jokes
>>729939302girlfriend
>>729939370There's also "Phones bad!"
>>729939302>go outside>best you can do without paying is walk and bikecool game
>>729939896They got this one right at least
>>729940609Biking is fun if you don't live in a big city
>>729939302heh.. try this, kid.
>>729940769Ok Boomer.
>>729939302>>729939351There's no such a thing as game or porn addiction: they only became an obsession the moment you start using them to escape a real life. Meanwhile real addictions like gambling are psycologically meant to keep you there
>>729941409>there is no such thing as an addiction to these Skinner's boxes that have been crafted to attempt to get people to spend inordinate amounts of money on them either in a freemium model where those with the least impulse control subsidize those with any impulse control, or the standard retail modelWhen it's phrased without deception, now what do we have?
>>729941409Life itself is psychologically meant to keep me there
>>729943949Gacha mechanics are like gambling and yes they are addiction, i meant normal single player games
>>729944114>only gacha have mechanics like this
>>729939302He looks like chuckie from rugrats
Watching TV 10h per day>:)Playing video game 8h per day>:( Why are boomers like this? At least with vidya you use your brain so you wont get dementia at age 50
>>729944326>me using the internet at all in the 90'stoo dangerous, do NOT do it>boomers using the internet todaya pop up asked for your social security number so i typed it in
>>729944326Boomers don't watch TV for 10 hours per day
>>729939302Make the alternatives good enough to compete against it
>>729944456i don't play vidya for 8 hours per day either.it's called exaggerating for effect
>>729944491ok
>>729944491uhm ackshually that's called uhm uhhh hyperbole (pronounced hyper-bowl-EE not just hyper-bowl)
>>729944456They unironically do, especially retired ones
>>729944537Well if you're retired its different
>>729943949Gacha.AKA not videogames, or if you want to feel exceptionally generous to third worlders, the undinsputed worst genre of games in the scene
>>729944456Yeah they watch tiktok and facebook reels explaining chemtrails and water fluorization for 5 hours and intermitently fall sleep the other 5
>Go outside>get mugged and stabbed by a nigger
>>729944870My body,my choice.
>>729944526it's bow-lee, now bowl-ee
>>729944870>don't live in a bad neighborhood
>>729945067What's Poland like these days?
>>729939302Actual challenge would be "go outside and have a conversation with a woman"
>>729941005Where's the Pokemon creatures
>>729944547the absolute youngest boomer is 62, the majority that aren't occupying managerial/political positions are now retired
>>729945187 Cold, grey, and everyone looks like they haven’t smiled since the PS2 launch. But at least the kebab stalls are still strong and vodka flows like tap water. Just don’t talk politics unless you're ready for a 3-hour rant on EU betrayal and potatoes.
>>729945306next to the pail of water
>>729939586How do people do this? I'm usually done masturbating in 5-10 seconds and only use porn if it also has legitimate artistic value desu
>>729941409>real addictions like gambling
>>729939302I'm 27 years old and a virgin and it's been three weeks since I last matched with anybody on an app (she didn't reply)
>>729944326Try talking to a WoW addict and a TV watcher and see who is more mentally fit.
>>729939302Slavery and torture.
>>729943949For the last fucking time phone games aren't real games and never will be.
>>729945806I'm at 36yo virgin and I haven't showered in 4 weeks.
>>729945323>But at least the kebab stalls are still strongthought poles hated turks
>>729939896Thats right though
>>729944326Its medias fault. Every show from before 10 years ago depicted anyone into gaming as that "Nerd" stereotype. You know the Star Trek obsessed losers with a nasally voice. Every show ever depicted them like that. And the idea of of being compared to those people is poison to them, they hate it. They'd do ANYTHING else then dare be called a geeky dorky nerd because of the way the media depicts them. Doesn't matter what the hobby actually entails you doing, if its nerd related normies hate it.
>>729939302hook up to social media brainrot until actually playing videogames becomes too much effort
>>729946196>he said it by posting from the phone
>>729939302We need to ban video games
>>729947491Ban all pastimes for the cattle, enslave them all, and if any resist, torture them into submission. Then torture them some more just to punish them for existing. Then more torture just because! Hee hee, ha ha!
>>729947554I didn't know congress members posted on /v/
>>729947623The goal has always been to turn the world into a big torture chamber.
Just stop being addicted. It's that easy.
