>turn corner>see this>"the fuck are you looking at, dweeb?"How do you respond?
"one cute girl and her ugly friend"*look past them as i walk, explain nothing*they'll hate eachother within 48 hours
"Prey.">charge at them while unzipping my pants
"Washed up skanks"The delivery is important. You have to sound entirely confident.
>>730022846I'm looking at your smoking q-tips, I've never seen cigs that thin
>>730022846Blow them a kiss because they are cute
>>730022846Turn 360 and walk away
>>730023671You mean 48 minutes, surely?
Cum in my pants
>>730022846>smokersEw
>>730022846Ignore them and look for Megan, aka the best Class of '09 girl.>only girl to talk back to Nicole and not back down, (Emily is the only other girl who also accomplishes this)>apologises for being initially bitchy, making her the better woman>one of the most competent teachers in the school, despite being a student>is loyal, has the purity ring and all>actually cares about her boyfriend>anime shows she's a straight-A student, probably one of the few who is>can bake tasty desserts (did so for school bake sale)>casually sics Coach Colby on Nicole after she was being a bitch for no reason in the home depot, based>has the snarky voice of SBN3's bitchy characters (Videl in DBZ, Blade in Batman Beyond), hot>has a cool smiley hoodie>vocally outspoken against corpofaggots like McDonald's>...>IS THE ONLY CONFIRMED PURE GIRL IN THE SERIESMegan is ultimately the most based girl in the entire series. Her only issue was her worthless boyfriend Hunter who couldn't keep it in his pants for ten seconds
>>730023972>"Because we haven't heard that one before. Gotta hate what you can't have right?"
>>730022846Sex with Jecka.On top of Nicole's dead body.Technically making it a threesome.
>>730022846Get bullied, then cum in my pants.
>>730031834Excellent taste. Though I'd prefer lovey dovey impregnation sex with Nicole, while Ari is forced to watch (taking place less than a week after the abuse route, naturally.)
>>730031671>I don't recall saying I dislike you
>>730032435>But we dislike you, retard.
"Smokers". With an air of disgust, then walk pass them.
>shilling this tranny game
>>730033334>regretableWalk off with a shrug. Nothing upsets women more than the indifference of men.
>>730033704>skips the waifu shill threads>skips the DALL-E ai shill threads>skips the /pol/ shills threads>clicks on a VN thread
>Why aren't you both naked right now?
>>730034452The thread shouldn't exist. You don't have the right to make it or post here.
>>730034452>whines about shilling>is a goyslop VN shill himself
>>730034452jannies (pbuh) are nuking AI slop threads
>>730022846I'll just walk past them without saying a word
>>730034586>The thread shouldn't exist. You don't have the right to make it or post here.>>730034641>goyslopopinion discarded>>730034660Wait, really? It feels like Hell's temperature dropped by a centigrade.
>>730034841>tranny shill is mad over people calling his tranny VN goyslop
>>730034841Stop making garbage threads and I'll stop bullying you. It's that simple. You don't get to shit all over the board and then try to act condescending when others tell you to fuck off. I shouldn't have to bend you over and spank your ass in front of everyone to get you to behave.
>low rise short shorts will never come backWe didn't know how good we had it
>>730022846 I didn't realize I turned onto "Daddy Issues Street".See ya, sluts.
>>730031671>""Because we haven't heard-""No one cares."
>dilates in the corner
>>730035195YE YE
>>730022846I'd probably just tell them exactly what I was looking at and walk past them
>>730022846Rape them Let's be honest that's what they're built forJecka would probably like itNicole would be okay with it
>>730022846I don’t remember girls being like this in 2009
>>730035286YE
>>730035253>went onto preddit just to dig up a random post from a year agounironically rent free
>>730035028>>730035007>make one thread>YOU'RE SHITTING OVER MY BOARD>ignores repetitive meaningless porn image dump threads>>730035195lol
The fuck you call me,cunt? *dropkick her*
>>730035479>implying the community is not full of troons like this
>>730035592One thread is too many. Stop trying to deflect by acting like this is somehow excusing the trillion other dogshit threads, they don't belong here either. Apologize immediately to people who actually belong here for making such a terrible, low quality thread, and then apologize to your parents for being a terrible son.
"Lesbians?"
>>730035592You and your discord clique are the only ones who keep shilling this goyslop every day pretending there's any legitimate interest for this garbage.
>>730035195ye ye ye (ye)
>>730035656>muh troons muh troonerino!ok predditor>>730035762>click ontopic thread>cry about it
>>730036316>muh predditorYou mean the entire community for this troonsloppa?
>>730022846*unzips dick*
>>730022846"who the fuck smokes cigs anymore">rips a massive vape cloud in their faces
>>730036423sounds like you're experienced with predditgo back
>>730036708>tranny shill says "go back" while dilating his axewound
>>730036797sounds like you're obsessed with tranniesgo back>>>/lgbt/
>>730036860That's the board your troon ilk should go back to btw.
The retard who wrote this game only made it because he's a failed filmmaker who realized no one wants to watch characters project your insecurities under layers of irony, self-hating racism, and troll's remorse while whining anyone who doesn't like your shit is a heckin white supremacist pedophile.>>730035389There were, but Max/SBN3 seems to think they were people you aspired to be, especially considering one of them is his idealized self-insert. Girls like this were the kind you may have wanted to fuck, but you would never in your right mind would want them as a GF.
>>730035195#WESTCOASTTHING
>>730037532I think if Class of '09 got a Snoot-style makeover into a high school dating sim with a customisable MC, it would be a lot more popular than it currently is. Either that or just translate the thing and sell it to asian westaboos, and throw in a 2009 encyclopedia describing culture to foreigners. But Max Field apparently does not care for money until he needs it, lol.
>>730023671fuck thats actually brilliant I wished i used this when i was in high school
>>730022846>teehee the anti visual novel!shitty western ironic VN
Should I buy it while it's on sale?
>>730023671Jecka is obv the hot one
>>730039228No, you'd just be giving money to a pretentious retard who thinks his writing is way smarter than it actually is.
>>730039228You can just watch it on youtube. After the first playthrough you'll probably end up doing that anyway because the only stuff that really changes is the ending
>>730022846Your cigarette bitch, let me bum one off you. It better not be menthol.
>>730039178>turning your nose up at the marketingI know it's promoted as a "le ironic thing", but Class of '09 is a funny comedy VN where you get to watch psycho teen girls being (hilarious) human garbage.>>730039228Nah just pirate it, Max is a retard and renpy VNs are free already.
>>730022846ayo! who you calling a dweeb, bitch?>knuckle sandwich inbound
>>730023671Works better if one of them is clearly more ugly than the other one, cause there's a sick followup.
>>730034452>VN thread
>>730039853kek
>>730040074see >>730039526>>730039853based
>>730039228pirate iif you want to read it
>>730034452>skips the waifu shill threadsdude this IS a waifu shill thread
>>730040289who in the right mind would waifu any of the cast from class of 09? they're explicitly shown as human vermin
>>730022846The "bitchy duo" in my class were so unlikeable that I wouldn't even respond to one of them being all bratty at me and asking me if I'd boink the obvious hottest girl in classI don't even know why she'd ask that, maybe it was some kind of dumb Nagatoro-like move where she just wanted to tease/embarrass me for a reaction, but I never got any kind of "she's acting that way because she likes you" vibe from them.>>730023671That's genius, girls always have massive egos despite huge insecurities, so that sounds like kryptonite maneuver to any hoe clique
>>730023671zased, most lethal thing you can do to narcissistic bitches
High school was quite cringe desu
>>730022846These are the type of girls who get bribed into parties then raped in every hole and ended up enjoying it in the end.As someone who went to a upper-middleish high school with very limited minorities it doesn't matter if you're a bad bitch or not you're getting fucked if you were attractive.
>>730022846>*turns around to face them*>"You know what?... how about this-"
>>730029981Megan was a bitch. Are you kiddin me Anon?
>>730045028>bitchMegan literally acknowledges to Nicole about being a bitch. That puts her miles ahead of the rest of the cast. Plus you know that she'd be fun on the bridal bed.
"Can I be your human ashtray?"It's fucked up, I know.
>>730022846>Put out the cig, please, or I will alert whoever the fuck is responsible for fire safety of this place.
At least my parents aren't divorced.
>>730036980>brownoid malding againKek. Based yuri gods can't stop winning.
>>730045620>"Y'know that sounds kinda hot on paper, but your desperation ruined it."
>>730045887>class of 09>yurit.iktok user who hasn't played the games
>>730022846Realistically? >Rolls eyes>"Kay">Walks away>Seethes for the rest of the internally about how I could have pwned them with words instead>>730039135Yeah I would have actually probably bought it if it was sandboxy-enough. Something like that would have infinite replayability.
>>730022846Turn 180 and walk toward them
>>730046108Yes, gay girls rule.
>>730046558>only one actual yuri route>it's one where the gay girl becomes straightGo and post Class of '09 on /u/. See how fast their jannies ban you.
>>730047075Didn't ask.
>tranny thinks the game appeals to himlmao
>brownoid malding that hardYuri wins again.
I was one of the cool kids who smoked at school. There was a little grotto at the back of one of the ovals where the teachers would never see us. It was: >me>the lesbians>my lanky Maori mate who had the mannerisms of a New York NewFun times. It was a Catholic school too
>>730047469>>730047158>>730046558>>730046108Hey I found your image >>730035253.
>>730047673cool kidback to preddit>>>/preddit/
