>>730043904Indeed.
You waited six years for a low-performing port?
>>730043904Old as FUCK
>>730043904The game that began the reputational ruin of FF7.
>>730044020What do you mean?
It went from irredeemable dogshit every since it was announced, to masterpiece the moment Tendieroonies could play it. Many such cases.
>>730044193>FF7R is the best looking game on Switch 2It is good to know that the port is excellent.
>>730043904buy an ad
>>730044246Tendies were just mad that they couldn't play this amazing game and I don't blame them.I have no hard feelings, though. I forgive them.
>>730043904more like masterpiss
>>730043904It's funny to see how all Japanese devs come crawling back to Nintendo. Square should have never abandoned them.
>>730043904Stop begging tendies for sales. Have some self respect.
>>730044420Tendie here, I won't touch this garbage
>>730044329Prime 4 is but both Prime 4 and Remake are mediocre games
>>730044460>>730044520They always do this. Spam threads constantly about how FF is the greatest thing ever, but now that sales are awful they want to throw some low effort port of a dog shit remake on the Switch. Pixel Remasters and Bravely Default HD are better in every way possible than that dog shit.
>>730044246>making up fake people to get mad about again Does it upset you to see nintendo fans discussing games that no one bought on the pis5?
>>730043904I am truly curious how well this will sell in Japan. Japan is full of Tendies, that never got the chance to play it, after all.
>>730044246fuck off, eric
Seriously, why are FF7Remake/Rebirth fans so insecure?
>>730043904This is the first modern Final Fantasy on Nintendo hardware. It is truly a sight to behold.TENDIES, REJOICE!
>>730043904>buying the worst possible version of a bad gameHuh? Why would you do this?You could get a superior version on PC or PS5 right now. You could even pirate it for your PC right now and have a better version than this "game key" on switch that runs at 30fps with drops.
>>730044246I feel like it's more that the game doesn't cost full price anymore and it's generally pretty fun, despite stupid changes and padding. I went in really wanting to hate it, and while there are parts (Jesse chapter, Sector Five as a whole... we did not need to be there that long, same with climbing the plate), for most part I enjoyed it while acknowledging it's not a remake. Last fight is fun as hell.
>>730043904Im waiting for xbox>>730044015same energy
>>730044989My bro has a Switch and I just came to this thread to see if the port was any good and these schizos are already off their meds.
>>730044840why wouldn't they have the chance to play it?
>>730043904Cloud is built for big barrett cock
>mfw replaying skyrimhonestly, why would i ever play FF7R?
ff7 is already on the switch why would anyone buy the remake
>>730045127It's the worst version of the game you can buy currently. There's no reason to get it unless a switch is the only way you can play games.
>>730045127It's as good as the PS4 version in visuals and performance. If you want better then get a more powerful system
>>730044246It's as shit now as it was on day one, sorry bro.
>>730043904>falseflagging as a smug nintendo fanboyLiterally nobody gives a shit about this game, but you know how to create a thread that will hit bump limit shitting on it. Props to that if it was your intention.
>>730045123Enjoy this masterpiece, Xbox bro.
>>730043904I'm gay
>>730044609Based.
>>730043904This game is not even worth pirating.
>>730045078>a city is big>this is padding
>>730043904Played Rebirth and Steam and dropped it. Why would I go back to something with worse QoL than a game I already hated?
>>730044609Thanks for confirming that you tendies don't buy non tendo games
Nice, another thread about how 7R is shit, but now its nintendo themed
>>730043904The game doesn’t even run well. PlayStation won fag
>>730045476Is there a criticism of the game you would accept?
Just as I suspected. A 7R thread about Nintendo and not a single negative post.
>>730045509I bought the HD2D DQ trilogy, cope
>>730045649>7r thread where nobody is mean to 7rSee? I told you it was those darn tendies>7r thread where everyone is mean to 7rSee? I told you it was those darn tendies
>>730045127It is an excellent port. Zero issues. Zero stuttering, Just amazing gameplay.That said, I wish Square Enix treated their PC ports this well.https://youtu.be/N0SW7R5H5wY?si=5XVLrHt45EqkKAix&t=138
>>730045636>call you out for being retarded>"wahhh ff7r fans are so insecure"i miss the ip counter
Never played any final fantasy game but just started this one. Got on the train to escape ICE.What am I in for?
>>730045853That's a no then. Thanks for proving the stereotype true
>>730045636Sure. Chapter 6 objectively kind of sucks.
playing rebirth portably is probably kino af. I already played it on my ps5 though. enjoy little tendies, its fantastic
>>730045853If you weren't insecure you wouldn't be getting this mad over being asked for a SINGLE criticism of the game you would accept.
>>730043904No interested. Let me know when they port SoP.
I hate tendies as much as the next guy but it's really cruel trying to trick them into playing this turd.
I really have no idea why anyone would wait this long for FF7R. It's been out since the fucking pandemic.
Famitsu predictions? I'm guessing 11k.
>>730046142every game has haters and likersff7 remake enjoyers are seen as subhuman for mild reasons. this is what i don't likeinb4 I'm a retard
>>730044246I am going to do everything in my power to secure as many switch 2 sales for remake as possible.That includes, but is not limited to:>crushing remake negativity on sight>praising remake with every rebuttal>repeating that I've personally played it handheld and saying it looked great>talking about how perfect remake is for the switch>alluding to the possibility that the switch version has extra content>assurances that rebirth WILL run perfectly on switch 2 and will be out soon>assurances that part 3 WILL come to switch 2 so buyers don't have to worry about not getting the full trilogy>downplaying any concerns about game cards replacing true physical copies (eg: would you rather have longer load times if it were on the carts??)Needless to say, any concerns expressed about how it runs or its pricing will be SWIFTLY dealt with.Oh, and a big, big helping of "greatest action combat of all time" posting. Who would want to miss out on THAT?
>>730045885You are in for pure kino, my friend.
>>730046430FF7R haters haven't played the game. They're all going to disappear the second the switch version goes live.
>>730043904Stop spamming your shitty general for your dead franchise. Tendies aren't going to buy it. Rebirth port will be cancelled. Part 3 will be the end of Nomura's career.
>>730046283Obviously, people who were interested had years to find a way to play it. The sales won’t sell the world on fire.And SE doesn’t expect it to. They want to stave off the decline in time for part 3
>>730043904I checked Steam reviews since they require a purchase to review and the falloff from Remake to Rebirth is bad. Not going to get invested in a game that turns to shit in act 2.
>>7300448037 million was the last official milestone. Won't do even 5% of that on Switch 2.
Didn't the people who are currently smugposting about the millions of upcoming switch sales for remake not learn their lesson from the years insisting the PC port would sell millions, or that these games were going to sweep the awards, etc?The games do fine, but nothing impressive. They're not big sellers. But because of insecurity, delusion, or some other mental illness certain fans keep insisting that 20 million sales are just around the corner and they look like retards every time.
>>730046284It is honestly hard to say how Japan will react to a modern Final Fantasy on the Nintendo hardware.It could be 50K or even 200K. 50K is more likely, though, because the game is almost six years old.
>>730046868*and shit
>>730046284Maybe 30k is pushing it. Rebirth did worse then XVI in Japan and it's a better game than Remake. People have 7 fatigue.
>>730046436remake is genuinely a great action RPG. has an awesome feel to it, its gorgeous and feels high budget. being around fags who shitpost about it since its release, the only things that I have seen on why these faggots seem to hate really boils down to "the original is better. hur its not turn based, hur time ghosts, hur its only 1/3rd of the original game hurrrr". like there really is no genuine criticism anyone has to offer.I played it, and the only criticism I can think of is the side quests being pretty shitty in remake. I guess.. thats really it. the combat is balanced and works perfectly well along with being challenging and fun. theres absolutely nothing anyone can tell me about the combat being bad. because in Rebirth, they addressed everything. aerial combat is better. mechanics are tighter. it is even more challenging and there is even more variety and mechanics to learn. on top of every other aspect just being improved ten fold. rebirth is another beast, it is insane how good that game is. hell, they even got the balancing right too, so you cant spam items like you can in 15. rebirth is literally the true final fantasy 16. it is one of the greatest games I ever played and I can see that. these niggers who dont like it just have shit taste its that simple. shit fucking taste and I just pity them. the original is fine but you can like both. I massively prefer the remakes though any day.
>>730045074that's the part I don't understand
How do I cope knowing I'd be just as pathetic as Remake fans if it were FF8 instead of FF7?
>>730046284>I'm guessing 11k.enough about metaflop>>730046525FF will outlive your family
>>730046284Physical sales on the Shitch? less than 7k.
>>730046825Only falseflaggers claim 7r expected to sell 20 million. Its a fake goalpost
>>7300473067R2 finished below Digimon and didn't even rank in the top 100. Maybe get behind a successful game if you want to salesfags.
Reflop
Guys I know I'm breaking rank to say this but I'm worried.What if the switch version of VIIR doesn't bring in millions of sales and kill all criticism of the remake trilogy instantly? I know, I know, that's doomer talk. But just in case it doesn't happen, we should know where we plan to move the cope goalposts next.We're going to need:>someone to blame (anyone but SE)and>a new promised land (upcoming release/announcement that destroys haters for good)Like I said, we probably won't need this, but just in case the unthinkable happens we need to be ready.
>>730047306Metaphor finished silver in new releases and bronze for all releases.Rebirth finished silver for new releases and didn't rank for all releases.Is this a falseflag or are you just retarded?
>>7300475267R2 is a year late port with no denuvo and made more money than p5x shit kek.
>>730047306Nintendo will outlive SE. What's your point?
>>730047736metaflop got it's royal edition cancelled while Rebirth is getting a sequel next year.
>>730047754>playstation gave themselves an award to the three playstation games that came out that yearCongratulations!
>nintendo fan makes a thread to discuss persona 3 reload>anti-tendies shit up the thread and claim tendies always hated it>nintendo fan makes a thread to discuss FF7R>anti-tendies shit up the thread and claim tendies always hated itIt's going to be like this with every port, huh?
>>730047306>>730047754>>730047871You've been doing this routine for over 2 years
>>730047871And rebirth got its DLC cancelled. Why are you comparing a huge FF game to Metaphor of all things? Isn't that a low bar for salesfaggotry?
>>730043904>Flawless deep combat>Great characters>Great story>Great art direction>Great OST>Waifus>Good graphics>Lots of content>Memorable moments that stay with you long after the game endsThis is a 10/10 game
>>7300482607rfags need to keep the bar low for their "wins"They can't compete against big games like... digimon LOL
>>730048260He's a falseflagger meant to make us look insecure and obsessed with sales which is why he always compares FF to smaller titles. Just so you'll make that observation.
>>730048330>falseflagging to make us look badGetting real tired of this guy
Question, with digital becoming bigger and bigger nowadays, are famitsu numbers still reliable to gauge how much a game sold?
>>730048260>And rebirth got its DLC cancelled.Nope. A DLC was discussed, but never actually planned.
>>730048445This is important for my insecurities
>>730048260>a huge FF game to Metaphor of all things?one took 4 years to make while the other took 8 kek.
>>730048453Nicely factchecked
>>730048519Anon youve been posting about metaphor for years, you need to let go someday. What would help you move on?
>>730048519I'll bite. I found reports that Metaphor sold 2 million copies as of June. I can't find anything on Rebirth. Why?
>>730048445Not reallybut it's the only numbers we still get when games release in japan
>>730048519Rebirth only took 3 years to develop, actually. SE spent one year updating the engine for the PS5 and creating the Yuffie DLC. They started work on Rebirth after that.
>>730046436sick, another two copies sold.
>>730048714So... if the remake switch numbers dont look great... we can pretend the millions of sales are all digital? This is perfect
>>730048361He's that faggot that spammed Rebirth was going to win goty in every thread and kept saying all the polls that showed Metaphor ahead were just some samefag with a bot.When Rebirth lost all the awards to Metaphor he finally snapped.It doesn't help that he's a weeb and Japan voted Metaphor as their goty.
>>730048710Did you also see that metaflop got discounted a month after release? Funny how investors are tired of the "le fastest selling" shit that seg -ACK spews when their dogshit stops selling a week after release.
>>730048445We cant know shit when it's related to Japan's digital sales. Nintendo e-shop isnt like steam that we'll know if a game at least sold a few millions by seeing current players or shit like that
>>730049016Anon... >>730048064
>>730048445Famitsu physical sales figures are only a fraction of total sales (physical + digital).I can imagine that many gamers in Japan will just get the digital version, because they have to download the game no matter what.
>Question 3: Person you personally noted (are noting) in 2025>The person I paid attention to this year is Japan's Prime Minister, Sanae Takaichi. As a Japanese person, I felt proud and happy about the historical event of the first female Prime Minister being born. Not only that, I feel deep respect for the fact that Ms. Takaichi herself has a solid policy vision and is executing speedy decision-making. I also feel a little affinity for her "work, work, work" attitude, which is somewhat similar to my own mindset.https://www.resetera.com/threads/ff7-rebirth-director-ff7-remake-co-director-naoki-hamaguchi-praises-japans-far-right-pm-sanae-takaichi.1394749/
So whats with the guy who keeps talking about SE doing better than Sega in every FF thread? He's been doing it for years now. Who cares about sega? Nobody even defends them but he's constantly bringing them up as if 7R is at war with sega
>>730048821>>730049064>>730049145Exactly. We need as many people to be aware of this as possible for preemptive damage control.
>>730049306Real question now, do you spend your whole day doing this? Are you in search of you rival in this board>>730049248I'm not into the news but how is sega even tanking with their stocks? did they invest some insane amount of money into random stuff again
>>730049016Rebirth was on sale shortly after launch foo, like almost every game now. It even launched on PC at a discount.So are you going to answer why I can't find any info about Rebirth's sales?
>>730049592?I just want people to be aware that famitsu sales are physical only, so hatever they say the remake sales are the reality is much better. Problem?
We are monitoring this thread
>>730049693You're just going to get spammed at about how FF is selling marginally better than some low budget Falcon game.
>>730049693>So are you going to answer why I can't find any info about Rebirth's sales?see >>730048519
>>730049592Having a personal thread enemy is schizo behaviour, I'm sure you'll agree
>>730049592>did they invest some insane amount of money into random stuff againSEGA games sell ok but maybe they have insane expectations idk
>>730049306We will obviously compare sales to other game-key card games, you tranny.
>>730045885Clunky fake action gameplay with superficial mechanics that don't work and terrible boss design. the game is literally worse than KH2 a ps2 game from over 20 years ago.for example guard scorpions missiles spam has no design behind it, can't be dodged, will randomly hit you and it's complete RNG if you get hit or not.it's best just to melt him and never let him attack because this game is full of badly designed attacks that will just damage you no matter what.
/v/ doomer drone mentality has to be an absolute low for non-Indian humans. Very soulless behavior.
>>730049592>but how is sega even tanking with their stocks?Buying Rovio and shitting out yakuzaslop and persoynaclones on cooldown.
>>730050031Who's dooming? We all agree the switch release will be a huge sales boost and the end of remake criticism on /v/
>>730049237Is she really 'far right'
>>730044246>It went from irredeemable dogshit every sinceban ESLs
>>730050173Was the arcade business that significant for them? It's fucking weird because their franchises are probably at their best moment in this century(even sonic is thriving) but it's been some good years since their company is in this shit situation
>>730049935That's an edit. Digimon only shows 600k and Steam has it above Rebirth in their top 100.Even if it was accurate 262k + 1.6m is still less than 2 million.https://gamalytic.com/game/1984270
>>730050214Being unable to infer from context suggests your struggle is with more than just language, autismo.
>>730049592>Are you in search of you rival in this boardHe is, and I am that rival.I drove him to insanity by responding to his shitposting, that Rebirth would win all of the GOTY awards. He was so furious, that he even screencapped all of my responses. lmfao.
>>730050349It's possible if Rebirth was sold on deep deep discount which is likely because it has bad reviews on Steam.
>This threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0UK-xmxwRwSo how does the game run on Switch?
>>730050349262K day one on Japan. It also sold more in the US than Yakuzashit 8, persoyna 3 demake, and metaflop which all stopped selling at 2 million.
Honestly when it's all said and done.This trilogy would have left zero impact on the legacy of FF7.Nobody cares besides waifufags. This was supposed to shake the industry when they teased all those years ago
>>730050521It would need to be sold for like $20 at launch for that to be the case.
>>730050603ff7 og will be eternal. the remake trilogy will be forgotten after a month by everyone other than the ultimate nohopers (the types who still discuss DoC lore today)
>>730050497You fags need to have a life. This larping thing is not healthy
>>730050597>no numbersI'ma be real. I know you can't produce the numbers because they are ashamed of it. My first search lead to an article mentioning that Rebirth and FF 16 failed to meet expectations, although I did find they FF 16 sold 3 million.I just find it funny how they are so tight lipped and Rebirth.
>>730050582>So how does the game run on Switch?Excellently.
>>730050582At 30FPS
>>730043904no thanks. bravely hd clears.
>>730050603You wish. The truth is that if you're an oldfag who mostly talks about ff7 in very specific places, maybe you'll see this being true. But the new games already took over the discourse about this story and characters.
Once the game is on switch you'll never see it criticized ever again. Screencap this post, and delete the screencap of me making the same promise about the PC release.
>>730044246The same thing happened with cyberpunk. People have abyamal standards.
>>73005058230fps with drops. It's the worst version you could buy right now.
>>730043904I now Square is desperate if they're porting garbage to switch now. Should have just gave an update on DQ12 instead. Playing a bad port of a bad game on a bad controller is only going to make people hate the trilogy more.
>>730050891People will differ about how events and storylines play out. But there's no difference when they talk about things like the characters.
>>730045074There must be people who ONLY have a switch? That's the only way buying this version makes ANY sense
>>730050582>So how does the game run on Switch?It is a perfect port and also the best looking game on the Switch 2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQoWX_Q94vs
>>730050978I remember those days. They believed it then, too.
>>730050497I hope this is another false flag.
>>730046436>>730050815>>730051278I thought you were joking, but you're really doing this
>>730050978See>>730051025Time is a flat circle.
>>730050582It runs at a stable 30fps and graphics look the same as the PS5 version. Anyone saying that it runs or looks like shit are lying
>>730050978No need to get so smug, Barry. We know very well that you are going to continue shitposting about the 7R trilogy until the day you die.
jimbotroons never recovered from thisOnce part 3 gets a 99 it will be over
>>730051278>30fps with drops>perfectBut you could pirate it on PC right now and have a version that runs twice as good. What do you mean perfect?
>>730051378
>>730051454all those good reviews and still insecure as fuckI wonder why this fanbase just cannot find contentment
>>730051278Do you think Miyamoto... did he... um... you know what I mean.
hmm a PC version for free right now that runs at 60fps or a $70 "key" for the switch version running at a bumpy 30fpsthat's a tough one all right
>>730051454Why make shit up that can be so easily disproven?
>>730051784but but it just FEELS right!
>>730051784>brown coded ramblingsEven Cyberpunk is on Switch 2, because there is clearly a market for portable gaming, you dummy.
I'm pretty sure I've seen someone calling cyberpunk a shit game since it released on switch.
>>730052090Why would you ever buy that trash heap? Do you guys have zero standards?Wait, we're talking about consoles. I alreasy know the answer.
>>730051872>more reviews in both categoriesjimbotroon lost bigly
nintendies had to watch real men have their way with this game and hope one day it would be their turn, well congrats dummies she's finally ready to settle down LMAO
>>730047569Obviously we just start claiming the part 3 release and triple pack will save the day
>>730051784/thread
>>730052323
>all the se shills left to fight for their lives in a se survey threadLmao
>tendies WILL pay full price for a 5 year old game that also runs worse than the far cheaper versionlmao
>>730053127They're fascinating to watch. They deserve the nobel prize for COPE.
>>730043904Autism should be a bannable offense.
>>730043904>masterpiece >press X to awesome gameplayyeah im good. Played the demo on ps4 and thought it was fine years ago, but after replaying it on switch 2 I got so fucking bored with the combat.
>>730044460Why not? Nintendo's audience doesn't buy their games and it's a pain to port to a gimped tablet that runs ARM.
>>730043904Shilling for FF games is the most inorganic shit I've ever seen on /v/.
>>730044015>>730044020It will all work out
>>730053725>E33 existsWe have been playing Final Fantasy games since the 90's.Your woke nepo-slop is the most shilled game on this board since borderlands 3.
>>730043904>wants to play the downgraded versionnintoddIers are a bunch of cucks
>>730053725Reposting the exact same "why did /v/ lie this is the greatest game ever made!?!?!?" thread ten times every day kind of gives it away
>>730051784Stop you're ruining the shilling
>>730053854At full price, that part's important.lmao
>>730053908>tfw ff7 remake was alwsys thrown under the bus because of ubisoft towers, and botw fans always shat on it to praise zelda>now all of that shitposting had to be discarded and memory holedShills have zero shame.
>the e33 nepobaby spammer is an ff shillThis explains so much.
Man, it's fun watching NDS niggers pretend the games getting ported to the switch were never good
>>730054176Any time someone can be found posting the same exact thing in every thread about a topic every single day it is a safe bet that they partake in a little FF shilling. They are very insecure about other games being more successful.
>>730053487>>press X to awesome gameplayatleast it has gameplay unlike turd based slop
>>730054176FFags worship the devs. They hate other FFs not made by their FF dev. One of the FF devs said turn based doesn't sell so now they have their marching orders, but E33 blows them entirely the fuck out.Dumbest fans on earth.
>>730054298If you wanna shill an actually good game, play silksong or la mulana or pizza tower. Stop pushing coombait movieshit jrpgs.
>>730043904Is that the one with all the gay negroes everywhere with the AYO cloud meme? Not playing that garbage lmao
>>730051784A real stumper
>>730055318You're thinking of Rebirth (more commonly known as Redditbirth).
>>730056102At least tendies are already used to paying full price for old games since their friends never do price drops.
Tendies port begged for this for years and now they're just shitposting and saying they're not going to buy it. This is why SE should ignore them.
>>730043904I jerked off to porn of Cloud getting his bussy plowed
>>730050978Tendies are always the culprit. Don't forget that TLOU2 has a very positive rating on Steam based on over 10,000 written reviews.
>>730059143>TLOU2 has a very positive rating on Steam based on over 10,000 written reviewsGood to know PCfags have shit taste
>>730052921Kek
Todays date is Sunday, January 04, 2026The annoucement of Remake was made at E3 2015 on Tuesday, June 16, 2015The release date of Remake was Friday, April 10, 2020Remake was released 4 Years, 9 Months, and 25 Days after its announcementWe got our first look at Rebirth on Thursday, June 16, 2022This was 2 Years, 2 Months, and 6 Days after the release of RemakeThe release date of Rebirth was Thursday, February 29, 2024This was 1 Years, 8 Months, and 13 Days after Rebirths first lookThe time between the release dates of Rebirth and Remake was 3 Years, 10 Months and, 19 DaysIt has been 1 Years, 10 Months, and 6 Days since the release of RebirthIf the time between Remakes release and Rebirths first look is any indication, we could see the first look of Reborn in around 0 Years, 4 Months, and 2 Days This puts us at seeing the Reborn first look on or around Wednesday, May 06, 2026And if the time between Rebirths first look and its release is any indication, we could see the release of Rebirth in around 2 Years, 0 Months, and 15 Days This puts us at seeing Reborns release date on or around Wednesday, January 19, 2028But if the time between Remakes release and Rebirths release is the indicator, we would see the release of Reborn in around 2 Years, 2 Months, and 7 Days This would put us at seeing Releases release date on or around Saturday, March 11, 2028
>>730045078>same with climbing the plateSo, in this specific case, is having this section as a minigame better than having a full dungeon with a cool boss at the end?
>>730049987>will randomly hit you and it's complete RNG if you get hit or not.what
>>730051784Wait, it really cant run at 60fps on the switch 2? This is bait right..?
>>730062038Its 1080p/30fps lmaoo
>>730059143You see it to this day about Elden Ring. They probably never got over that not being on their platforms. They trash it so much. But they will love it as a 10/10 when it hits the S2. Watch it.
>>730062150real gamers don't care about fps
>>730043904Who told them this was a good idea? There is no way this sells enough to even break even and is only going to turn even more people off of Rebirth and Part 3.
>>730062342Developers these days that are making bad games have followed this trend of expecting Switch 2 ports to save their stupid asses.
>>730062342Probably the same person who told them porting 14 to xbox was an investment worth making.
>>730043904And it would feel even better if it fitted in the cart
>>730062342I don't think it generally takes a lot to port UE5 games to other platforms. They probably have 3 guys in Japan who could do this or spend 16 hours a day composing emails until the boss goes home.
