Now: dlroW oiraM repuSNext: Super Mario WorldLater: Split FictionStreams: https://www.youtube.com/live/IzylNJUIGwc | https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730044984
MIG
THIS RUN FUCKING SUCKS
Oh I recognize shovda from those really insufferable kaizo runs these events have had the past year or so. Anyone remember those? Genuinely some of the worst a GDQ has ever hadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRjps5Od0O0
what does the P stand for?
>>730050086before people start complaining about trans rights, see>>730048581
>>730050086I'm in
Miggin
>>730050181palloon
TRANS WRONGS HYPE!!
>I don't like pressing a lot of buttonsYeah, we can tell.
>>730050086MIGGEDD
If you're gonna run meme categories, AT LEAST DON'T MAKE IT ONE WHERE YOU USE THE CAPE TO CHEESE EVERYTHING
Migged
Holy fuck this runner is such a fucking loser.>whines>flies over 99% of the stages>chokes and whines on the 1% of stages he can't fly over
>another bing bing wahoo romhackWhy do they keep doing this? No one cares about this>1:40:00
>>730050187>Why can't men participate and dominate women's sportsYou disgust me
Lubin' up for a mig
>TRANS WRONGSWhat did he mean by this
>>730050168Fuck, I normally like Mario runs, but I agree. This is just mario safe cape strats LEBACKWARDS!?
MIGGED
miggin
>>730050187Why do you feel those are necessary? Healthcare isn't a right in America.
OH MY GOD DOOD HE JUST FLEW OVER ANOTHER LEVEL HOLDING LEFT RATE THIS RUN SSS FOR ME AH JEEZ AH FUCK I'M LITERALLY CUMMING ALL OVER MY MONITOR FROM HOW FUCKING INSANE THIS RUN IS AGGGHHHHHH
>>730050086Alright fags, runs boring. Who's your favorite Marlo princess?
>>730050086Any hyper cringe moments happen so far?
miggy
Have you saved any images from the event so far?
I am having a bad time, but I cannot bring myself to stop watching.
What the fuck are trans wrongs
Has anyone cried yet?
>Another level? I wonder what he'll do! Surely he won't just use the cape to fly over it again
Been at work all day so missed everything till now. Any cringekino/meltdowns happen so far?
STOP FLYING OVER THE FUCKING LEVELS
>>730050286Rosalina
>>730050292yeah, this run.
>>730050292You entering the thread
>>730050286Boo
This run is kino at how autistically 1trick it is for almost two hours
>>730050248Still the funniest thing AI has ever done
Games Played At Fast Pace.
i feel like this shit wouldn't have been accepted if authorblues wasn't an oldboy
>hit midnight here and I have work tomorrowTime to finish up and head to bed with the stream on my phone to drown out my tinnitus.The threads have been fun already bros, looking forward to Smash Bros Brawl while I work from home tomorrow morning and then Pokemon Legends Z-A in the evening. Enjoy another hour of this run if you're capable of it.
>>730050302venezualan cavalry off to defend their homeland
>>730050286I can't pick.
>>730050286Wendy
>>730050318>PanPedoGO BACK NOW
>>730050292Not hyper cringe, but the Spyro runner giving a whole ass speech about how special it is for him to achieve his dream in coming to GDQ was pretty fucking cringe
>>730050317no
>>730050019I only saw him as not santa for the first time 1 or 2 years ago.
>>730050348I solved 3 puzzles to call you a fag
is it just me, or is she getting thicker with every gdq?
RECONTEXTUALIZING THE GAME THROUGH MODDING
Do you think a lot of fat trannies call themselves women just because their fat belly hangs over their little dicks and they go full months without seeing their pathetic excuse for a penis?
>>730050394Sweet dreams and enjoy your shit games, my Tendie friend <3
what the hell a oiram repus just flew over me casa?!?!?
>>730050334>>730050325>>730050282It's a SMW run, what did you expect?
>>730050286Daisy overall
CHOOOKE
This run is so mechanically impressive. I hope he explains all the mechanics in mechanical detail for the entire 2 hours.
>>730050292Wuchang runner loading multiple readymade saves in a game the moment he diesSpyro runner choking nonstop and having a 10 minute speech at the end for no reasonTrans flag mod in Jet Set RadioHonestly for day 1 there has been a lot of cringe
This guy is just fucking bad at the game.
>he has a really cool strat for this>just flying through the level with a cape
>>730050479yas uoy did thaW
>>730050318>I am having a bad time, but I cannot bring myself to stop watching.literally mewhy are we like this
Did he just... jump up the room? Woah, that was difficult!
miggin'
>>730050286bow
>THIS IS THE HARDEST ROOM IN THE GAME>Just jumps up itI dont get it.
>>730050081I imagine is it's because 95% of the run is so braindead that your skills just rust or w/eit's like if you'd been watching a cutscene for 30 mins then suddenly there's a 1 second QTEbasically this run shouldn't exist
>>730050461you have done well
WOAH DUDES THAT WAS THE MOST DIFFICULT LEVEL IN THE GAME???!!!?
you guys would complain about anything
>>730050587compared to the other levels, it's hard
>>730050418me on the right
>>730050187being able to maim yourself and forcing other people's kids to let you play basketball with them don't strike me as pressing human rights issues
>does it slightly wrongI NEED TO DO THE WHOLE THING AGAIN>that was trhe most difficult part of the entire game>was just jumping over stuff
>I'm mad because I lost the cape and have to play the game now
I’m up next guys, wish me luck!
The autistic chick is trying her best.
>>730050318same
>>730050242Because it's bingbing
>>730050587>>730050563if you try to jump up it normally, you won't make it
>>730050332The start of this run (SMW) was abit cringe with the introduction of the couch, but not kino. Best so far was >>6065379
One quick sniff can't hurt . . . No one will see or remember . .(Post him now!)
>>730050560we watch to shitpost in the thread and complain about the runs.
>>730050661PIR
Jesus...
>>730050661didn't you go already?
>>730050624yeah, but GDQ is making it justifiable
>>730050510>Trans flag mod in Jet Set RadioI assume that isn't the only reason why JSR is in full red?
>>730050697kill yourself
>intentionally throwing>on>a>speed>runCan we Z this already
>>730050661good luck!
This is kind of painful to watch
why is it so cringe? is it just the amount of effort forced onto things that don't matter?
>>730050394goodnight, anon
This is another banterslop run. We get like 10 of these every event now. No good gameplay or interesting tech, just washed up oldfags pretending they don't hate speedrunning. Author didn't even practice this shit on his stream beforehand that much, he was too busy playing some Banjo hack and whining about politics
this is the most boringest super mario world run ever...
>another cool trickOMG I hope its flying over stuff thats always so cool when he does that...........
>>730050758Women
maybe he would play better if he would stop fucking talking
>>730050735Found the sniff lordYou will be remembered for eternity
The nagging wife skit is really on point. Really boomer-comic tier.
I've beaten this hack before, the filter couldn't stop me
>>730050661Good luck little nugget where ever you are now ;_;
well this sucks. what are you guys eatieng while watching gdq?
>>730050292I'm pretty sure they got rused into reading a stealth troll comment, so that was neat.>trans wrongs
>>730050791>and whining about politicsHasanabi ruined an entire generation of streamers
NO SIR I DON'T LIKE IT
>>730050086Boosh!
>>730050318
was that the femboy at the cons are free joke? wtf
>>730050730It's not an impressive speedrun since there's virtually nothing you wouldn't do in a normal playthrough. Your speed is pretty much locked and the levels aren't exactly complex. Just not interesting to watch.
>>730050697
>fails to get P speed to fly over level>gets P speed>immediately eats dirt on the first cape bounce>fails to get P speed to fly over level
>>730050802he clipped through the sand bar!
This is literally just a lets play played at a fairly normal pace
This is painful to watch, sex havers, be honest, is this TRULY what being in a relationship is like? Why would any one do this?
>>730050871Chocolate cookies.
>>7300506432024 GOTY
>>730050318brother, that's gonna be for the rest of the week
did people just boo at the trans rights comment?
>open stream>first thing I hear is>..."or trans rights"
>>730050917Comfy
Just joined. How have the runs been so far in general?
>implying we're having a good time
>>730050872Timestamp if possible
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORB
>>730050850Remembered for being a chad that dont give a fuck and you know he stored her delicious orifice aromas in his nasal membranes for all eternity and he can pump to them any time now
this shit is so ass
>>730050967mid except for this one, which is horrible
>>730050872trans wrongs has been said in the previous 2 years. they are talking about violence against trans people aka people who do trans people wrong.
SHOVDA BORED
Skybilz should start stripping to give this run some life.
>sir this is Wendy's joke>In 2026Jesus
>>730050967the highlight has been a completely average shovel knight run with bobbeigh and spike on commsass otherwise
>>730050869the event is in pittsburgh
>unmute the stream for 15 seconds>horrendous dogshit banteri regret my decision
>>730050904I still wonder why that woman was there in the first place
>>730050967very gender affirming and wholesome chungus! we got motivational speeches, fem protagonist games and cosmethic trans mods
You lose again
>>730050967MID
What is this shitty comedy routine
>>730051028The true mystery is why was this bitch at a GDQ in the first place
>>730050643It's stupid since we've had a dozen of obviously difficult SMW romhacks in these events, yet this guy fucks up avoiding a simple enemy in the first stage of the run. Twice.>oooooh but this is so hard you guys can't imagine
>trans rights!!>crowd is pretty much silentThe times they are a changing.
quick /v/, post the webmyou know the one
Damn this nigga is AIDS at the game
Me autistically bouncing on my bed while watching AGDQ with my /v/ros!
>same interface>same TRANS RIGHTS>same HOYYPE>same tryhard couch "banter"How has this been the exact same shit for 10 FUCKING years.
The blonde chick is endearingly terrible
>another missed cycle>another cape lostAwesome Let's Plays Done Leisurely
>>730051074godless
>>730051019She's like me.
>>730050904LEGEND
>>730050730I've been meaning to play Jet Set Radio for a while now and watching that run made me not want to ever play it. Looked terrible.
is this a lp now
>>730051075To be fair it's more entertaining than dead silence. The potential for cringe makes it watchable.
>>730051036normies still drop that joke frequently.
>>730051109just be happy she isn't the announcer
>>730051091
I heard you guys like memeso we put a meme run inside a meme event so you can listen to memes while you're watching people whose lives are a meme
Does anyone have the chudjak pic of him watching at a roulette ball landing on "Something" in despair?Thanks
>>730051036right? they should be spamming 67 jokesthese uncs are such posers
>trans wrongs has been said in the previous 2 years. they are talking about violence against trans people aka people who do trans people wrong.
>>730051074I am up, but I am NOT throbbing over this.
why do I immediately dislike authorblues so much?
>>730051074holy fuck what happened with wuchang
Alright I'm going to need some quiet time for this part- I GOT IT! That trick was a lot harder than it looks.
>>730050920relationships shouldnt sound like bad sitcoms no
Absolute unit
>literal discord letsplay
>>730051086Believe it or not, some of the guests might be there for speedruns (in addition to orgies)
>>730050967Mid. Topping the charts was Mario Sunshine which was the first run and Shovel Knight. Nothing outstanding, but they stand heads over the rest of this shit.
These fucks have the same camaraderie of office coworkers. They want to banter to convey that fun is being had, but don't know each other well enough and don't want to risk upsetting anyone. Sterile and cooperate.
>>730051076prob the sister of one of the runners or someone in the crowd showing their autistic ADHD ridden brother to the event.
>>730051106>They make 10 million every year>Thinking they're going to changeWhy would they?
>>730051160what the fuck are you going on about?
>Announcer attention whoringPlease end this run.
I left during Jet Set Radio. Has "trans rights" just been relentless since the couch brought it up?>>730050872That's unfortunately a thing they unironically say. "I support [x]'s rights and [x]'s wrongs" is a way of saying you support them even when they do something bad, basically infantilizing them and saying they can do no wrong. You see it more common with women supporting women who are pieces of shits.
>>730051086>go to post my scent dirty socks webm>remember i lost all my stuff when i had to format my drive
>>730050624Most are here to complain these days.
>>730050967Best run had a thick miku with her thighs on display
>>730051028Literally all he needed to do was bend over and reach under his seat. You're not SO FAT you can't just do that. Never in my life have I had to physically get up, prostrate in front of my chair and put my nose to the seat to get something under it. So even if he wasn't trying to catch a whiff he's still a massive retard.
>>730051207it's maam!
>>730050850I think it was about your shitty AI generated image
>>730051186shit run for a shit game simple as
ZZZ this bitch
>>730051238Fucking fat flying squirrel in the audience
Can somebody tell that bitch to shut up
>>730051238what the....
>>730050904I still have no idea what a girl built like that is doing at a speedrunning event.
>>730051074What the fuck is with the ratings on bat to the heavens?
>>730051185because he's the human personification of this
>>730051186>chinkslop run by trannies>What could've possibly happened?
>>730051224that's the entire GDQ and has been for a while, it feels like HR is watching every move they make
>>730051207imagine pretending to be a woman with that bone structure
Has this dude legitimately failed every single level where he didn't fly over the entire thing?
>Ogre finally speaks>Makes an awkward comment
>>730051104ywnbaw
>>730051262go on
>>730051019>>730051207Shes trying her hardest not to take woman for herself
>it's supposed to be a speedrun>but the runner sucks
>>730051172breaks my heart to see an elephantposter want to see a chudjak pic
Aww he tells a joke and it doesn't land. Nobody laughed.
imagine telling a lie so big that no one calls you out on it because it's not even worth pointing out that its a lie
there's an hour left of this by the way if that hasn't set in yet
>>730051250>Has "trans rights" just been relentless since the couch brought it up?Yes but with each repetition it's gotten lower energy
>>730051232>make 2 million>pay themselves 8 million to maintain illusion of success
>>730051238Looks like a fucking wingsuit KEK
>>730050967Mid or Bad.
GUYZFAILING IS ACTUALLY GOODIT TAKES MORE SKILL THAN SUCCEEDING GUYYYZZZ
I played Super Mario World a lot when I was a kid and don't remember some of these levels and even some enemies.
>>730051074>F: SkyrimThere's no fucking way
Lolicons are hot
Any new webms?
>>730051172
HAHA IT'S FUNY NIGGER
>>730050871Drinkan' coffee. Started my week of water fasting one hour ago. Didn't plan to start it with ADGQ, but it's likely going to be good company these coming days.
>>730051224Its interesting to see the same runners at GDQ compared to other speedrun events, they act so different.
>browns in this thread instigating so they can post le ebin screencaps on twitteryou are the cancer killing /v/ sirs
>>730051324Aren't we usually supposed to have a maker on these charts for tranny runs to quickly explain why it was ranked so low?
Skybilz is insufferable
>>730051315the tranny dev's discord showed up
>>730051318We need to save zoomers from ending up this way. It's a human rights violation
>Please enjoy my Let's Play of WMS
>>730051186It was just incredibly boring.
>>730051224You gotta be able to cuss for the banter to be good
>>730051106The transstuff wasn't in 10 years ago, at least not the main thing
>>730051479>zoomersauthorblues is a 43 year old man
>Hahaha, trannies, amirite?!/v/, the peak of comedy.
>>730051443MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
I hate millennial humor. Especially the whole "Pretending to not know whats going on" bit.
>>730051270Oh an AI white knight then. K no one cares..
Shovda pizza in mouthShovda dick in assShovda stayed home
>she didn't attendend of an era
>WHO CARES about beating the game fast, amirite?
>>730051531funniest shit I've ever seen
>>730051464I didn't actually watch it. It is chinkslop though.
>>730051531
>>730051504Or just make a basic dirty jokeTurns out nerds are edgelords, crazy I knowSo when you take that away this is what you're left with
>>730051561ur brown
>>730051545millenial humor used to be crude and offensive, but now we've all grown up, have to be corporate and nice and can't use any of it
>>730050661My run is up next too!!
>>730051341
Did some scouting ahead on the next few runs...
Bring back the guy who made the Owen Wilson jokes, he was kino
>>730051238
ok the novelty wore off. you dont need to play this for another hour
>>730051572She hasn't since being told off. It unironically traumatized her.
>>730051531Dave Chappelle's Netflix specials have made trillions solely due to tranny jokes. So yes it's peak comedy. Seethe.
>>730051554Sexy fella
>>730051620Go back
>>730051572post her twitter breakdown after they banned her
>>730051610jewish claws typed this generational D&C post.
>another hour of this let's play>then the ogre's incentive>then a casual "showcase" of split fiction>then a tranny running Luigi's Mansion>then a katamari speedrun, but shovelclaws is on the couchi'm sleeping until tbcr's rungoodbyeplease give this a Z or F for me, dealer's choice
>>730051554where did you get this video of me
>>730051662qrd?
>>730051572qrd?
>>730051443YUM
>>730051504They obviously miss the comedic timing by constantly thinking "Is this okay to say?"So yeah, being allowed to cuss, even if you don't make use of cussing for your jokes is critical.
>>730051662>>730051695qrd?
>>730051592I haven't caught up on more than the surface details of this, but want to know; is that a picture of the bridge, or on the bridge?
>>730051572Whatever will we do without some spastic sitting in the front row for the entire event flapping her hat around?
>>730051695Banned for what?
>>730051554it's sad that people will think this is AI now
>>730051561just do the needful, sir
>>730051679Making money just means it caters to the average person.Joe Rogan's podcast is literally podslop, yet it's by far the most succesful one.
>>730051186runner choked and loaded multiple backup savesannoying commentaryconstant trans rights donosoverestimateno one else gave you a straight answer so i will
>>730051623Whats with the trend of putting womens names in their usernames?For example, if you look at the cis women at the event, they don't do that:>FrozenFlygon>Skybilz>Kungfufruitcup>CharbunnyTheirs is always MYNAMEISLILY
>>730051759No fun allowed at GDQ.
SHUT TRANNY LOVIN BITCH
>>730051610This. The classic CoD lobbies, Arby n the Chief, South Park were all millennial humor before the enshittification of the early 2010s.
>>730051251
>>730051710I won't do shit for you because I'm not some servile redditor, but funny image.
African elephants or Asian elephants?
>>730051620chubby miku
>>730051104i do this too!!!!
>giant tranny talks>kills the humor effortlessly
>>730051572I've never seen her face that close-up before, I always assumed she was cute. i was wrong.
>>730050758ya that's it for me, the dedication belies an obliviousness that is painful to not acknowledge and the worry you could do the same. reminds me that once went to a reunion with old high school friends and the host who had gotten into improv comedy made us all watch The Land Before Time with his troupe dubbing all the voices with Scottish accents, no other changes. excruciating 90 minutes to fake laugh through
>>730051615>no "force runner to use all his savings to get all servants" challenge runWeak shit
Dont care about speedrunsJust enjoy making fun of trannies with you guys
>>730051695I only have this, it was multi-day. It was blatant guilt tripping to get it reversed.
More like Super Cape World hehehehehehehehe
>>730051771>>730051818she isn't banned but they banned her from bringing or wearing hats. "too distracting" when all she would do is sit in the crowd and flip the ears up and down
UH OH NOT GONNA BE EASY
>>730051443I did not post this I was busy looking for this s >>730051837
>>730051620that's a man
>>730051759
>>730051659Just for that we're going longer!
>unc humor>ogre barely speaking, jokes never land>runner hates speedrunning>keeps failing even though the run is 80% flying overThis is legit kino
>>730051883Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>730051843African elephants. They have the iconic elephant look but Asian elephants are cute.
Did that fucker just manage to choke a cape flight?
how can you fuck up just flying this much my god
WHAT WERE THEY THINKIIING
>>730051915>>730051932Dumb ban but also weak for having a total breakdown over it
>>730051950BAN THIS SICK FILTH RIGHT NOW ITS DISTRACTING FROM THE TRANS RIGHTS CHANCE
>>730051771Being a cute biowoman that made every tranny in the event cry in envy by just wearing a silly hat.
>>730051816HIMY NAME IS
>>730051950Why did they ban her?
>>730051761It's taken from St John's bridge and you can see a railroad bridge, I don't think there is a good answer to your question because it's probably "both + even more bridges"
If this is SMW backwards, shouldn't the level start with the boss fight?
>>730051381Awesome
SHUT UP "WOMEN"
>>730051759>>730051739>>730051771>Woman always sits in front row with silly hats>Most of them do things like spin or flap>GDQ tell her to stop wearing hats or she's banned because its "making people uncomfortable">Spends the rest of the event in her bedroom crying on twitter>Speedrun subreddit riots over it deeming it "overpolicing">Matty tries to justify it on twitter saying "It was distracting, we're here for RUNS and they should be the focus" (LOL)>Reddit still riots>Matty kisses the ring and unbans her hats
>>730051186good couch but the run was lame and runner had to cheat
>>730052037SHAKE ZULA
>>730051890>the host who had gotten into improv comedy made us all watch The Land Before Time with his troupe dubbing all the voices with Scottish accentsWhat the actual fuck anon
>>730051950
>>730052051They didn't ban her, they told her to stop flapping her stupid hat nonstop.
>>730051957when was this? why they needed to add 2 hours to the estimate?
the woman sounds like she already went through menopause
>>730051076back in the day when i was almost perfect at cs 1.6 i would sometimes join random pub servers and just dominate everyonei guess its kinda like that
>>730052082They all need to shut the fuck up desu.
When did this marathon become mostly lets plays with the actual speedrun far and few between?
Oh god, Simpsons references now.I hate my generation so much.
I think I'm going to stop referencing Simpsons now.
>>730052051"Too distracting"
>>730052051Trannies saw a real woman getting attention at their event and threw a shitfit over it.
>>730052091to be fair thoughwhat kind of joyless golem bans a funny hat
>we're here tooIts impossible for them to not make things awkward
wanna know something funny? I was actually really looking forward to this run. SMW is a great speedrun and authorblues has actually been on the couch before commentating this run very well.
>>730052091didn't they also ban a handicapped guy for something similar a while back?
>>730052091>harmless hat is banned>niggers yelling ORBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB are fine
>>730052153Anyone with talent has been banned from this event or doesn't bother anymore
wow, flying over another level
>just fly over everythingChrist
>>730052142I mean when you look like that can you blame her?
>>730052164>>730052165Hehe sneed lol
>>730051169 code?
>>730051890these kind of people are the ones worried about AI taking their jobs by the waybecause their humor is literally on the level an AI could replace
skybilz has some massive fucking legs
Hey guys I'm in the crowd. What should I shout out so you know its me? idgaf if I get kicked out
>>730051572she's here during awful block
>>730052256Was always a glownigger meme lol. Same thing with sign tapping.
>>730052142>>730052142Fatties hormones are all kinds of fucked up, maybe she did.
>>730051561>jeet posting horrid AI slopredeem urself
>>730052184
Why're they laughing? These aren't even jokes.
>>730052091Wow unbelievable this event is dying. This honestly pisses me off so much I'm gone.
>>730052220Everyone can participate in orbing. I can't make her stupid hat flap because she's fat
>>730052215Me too. I didn't expect it to be amazing but fuck man this is bad.
>He didn't formerly chuck the key in the pit
>>730051890That sounds like hell. Get enough theater kid aspies together and things like that is unfortunately inevitable.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
>>730052164Credit where credit is due. That was the first bit that actually resembled humor for the entire run. I get it, they're old, most of us are. It's ... something.
>still an hour more to go
>>730052220OOOOOOOOOOOOORB
>>730051160Look Nigel, a humongous faggot with a reddit smuggie
>>730051610>>730051827Yeah I guess its more late millennial/early gen Z humor. The humor that was big around 2010 - 2013 is what I mean, that kinda Joss Whedon, MCU humor kinda deal.
>>730052307Stand up and pull your pants down
>>730052268
>>730052307wah
>>730052330Autism.
>>730052164>>730052165>>730052165>Anon's finally realize that they've become their parents (but lonely and jaded)
Yeah, choke..
Imagine living with this quirk chungus
>>730052390Damn, yentas get that thicc?
>lost his cape>kill himself instantlyWow what a run
I feel like they rehearsed this
>>730052307shout TRANS RIGHTS with enthusiasm and a smile nonstop until they decide even THEY are sick of it
>>730051028the funny thing is he smelled men's butt, because she was wearing solid jean, and not legging. it's already hard enough to smell something directly on jean. i already verified this on a female friend :3
>>730052439IT'S CRINGE BECAUSE "WOMEN" ARE TALKING
she's right. those are references that only follow boomers and uncs would understand. zoomers don't watch these anymore. the audience for this is balding fat uncs
>>730052381when I think millenial humor I don't think Whedon, I think Newgroundsmaybe I'm just getting old
DUDE NINTENDO POWER??? NOSTALGIA OVERLOAD!!! I MISS THE 90S I MISS MY MOTHER'S WOMB AHHHHHHHH WHY DOES TIME MOVE FORWARD WITHOUT MY CONSENT
>there are, unironically, floppyhatbitch apologists
>>730052370qrd?
>>730052307You already know anon. It's obvious. Yell it. The power word that send the whole convention into mayhem.
How far over estimate will this be place your bets.My bet is +20 minutes, guy is choking nonstop
So do we blame sent for shit like this getting accepted?
>>730051315Raid
>>730051615Dang someone already did my joke
>>730050286Bowsette
>>730052425Everything is funny up until the normalcattle get involved.
>>730052390she's built like a day laborer
>>730052217Yeah, the guy who danced/airdrummed along to the music got banned for "offending" someone. It's speculated that it was the tranny he told to fuck off when it asked to sit next to him. I can't find the pastebin anymore but they guilted him hard to the point where he distanced himself from speedrunning entirely and extorted him out of donations.
How many capes has this retard lost?
Just realized the nigga on the left was too fat to fit on the couch lol.
>>730052496This. But unironically
This runner is so bad lmao
>>730052503Kitty was thirsty but humans are as usual assholes
>>730052472Shit game design. He couldnt make the jump without cape
>>730051620why is she so sexy ?She is unironically a fat butterface with a fake stach off yet I can't keep from gooning of off her
I've thought that speedrunning is boring since 2015
Without the cape this run would be completely off the rails
>>730052307Eat my shorts
>>730052184its the same reason they banned fumos, it takes away from trans people apparently. only the stupid trans shark is allowed at these events I went to SGDQ last year.
I think this would be fine without the foid and the eunuch
Gentlemen, it's good to be back.
>>730052091>>730052184The hat was annoying when she did it for days.
>>730052495That's humor millennials enjoyed.What >>730052381 is referring to is humor millennials wrote
>>730052307shout "shut up tranny" whenever one of the couch people talk
>>730052495I think it depends on the millennial, that's more early - mid millennial humor, while the Whedon humor is more late millennial/early Gen Z. Grew up in the early - mid 90s vs grew up in the late 90s - early 2000s basically.
>>730050661A dead person can't speed a run
>>730052546Thicc yenta fridge bodies. Yum.
>>730052548no, the guy i'm thinking of was in a wheelchair. He had like parkinsons or MLS or something and they kicked him out because he had a tablet on his lap that would rotate twitch emotes when they would swap to the crowd cam
>>730052496yeah...
>>730052609Touhou is transcore though
So what's this labX thing that's taking over all of Tuesday.
>>730051890Lol
>>730051981this auntie humor
>>730051315A bunch of faggots gave it an S rank just because the game has an anime girl
>>730052496I say this
>>730052647It's humor jews wrote.
>>730052609they banned fumos??
>>730052680Trust the science you fucking chud
>>730052678its actually not. just because you associate lle funny /v/ meme anime = trans.
>>730051781ai systems should be burned down simply for ruining all future animal videos alone
>>730052680https://labx.org/
>>730052496Me too
>>730052680https://labx.org/about-labx/I'm reading their website and I still don't understand what they actually do
>day 1>2 of the runs are a lets play and save state cheatingvideogames?
this is kinda stupid
I have to admit, the tranny is actually the least obnoxious and cringy person there
>>730052772well, that clears it up then.
>>730052647Whedon isn't a fucking millenial, nobody who wrote the MCU are millenialsit's all Boomer CEO's hiring Gen X'rs
>>730052736That most pedowood sanctioned humor. Yes, even the ones that you personally liked.
>>730051981Sky is imo pretty good commentator, just 0 chemistry with the runner. Ogre should leave and cat is just pretty lame. Few cool info bits from him and thats it
>>730052772I-I don't understand...
>>730052839Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>730052816spend investor money and create little to no value
women are not funny
>>730052742yes. I forgot what year it was. I think when one of the runners brought one a few giant fumos to sit on the couch and some trannies were mad about it.
>>730052772SweetBaby 2?
15 years of gdq baby. here we are.
This pace is worse than someone rushing the game casually
this was not only a good mario run but an actual good racewhy is this dogshit playing on day 1 at prime time. they've got a huge crowd watching some guy cape over levels for almost two hours, they're fucking insane man
>>730052772fucking glowies infiltrating my unc slop nostalgia events
I've noticed the tranny has spent most of this run covering their face with their hand. They also mostly stream while wearing a mask. I wonder why
>>730052880>Sky is imo pretty good commentator, just 0 chemistry with the runnerFunny since they're husband and wife
>>730052548http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1srfsb6
Honestly most runs are just kinda whatever. There's only maybe 2 or 3 kino runs every GDQ
>>730052928what was the very first gdq like?
>>730052861I've never liked kike humor. That's why I'm a recluse schizoid anime-liker who posts here.
The aura diff is insane
>>730052772...what?
He MANSPLAINED
>>730052816You weren't kidding lmao. They're like edging me with buzzwords
>>730052828*sip*
>>730052816https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1wdxEm1PouNsPcAdO6zQcQOkay so it's some sort of shitty comedy service for hire maybe? Their youtube channel is just filled with cooking videos
>>730052772
>>730052880>0 chemistry with the runnerBut they're literally married...
How did this get in the event
>>730052950Kek seriously? 0 fucking chemistry on commentary
>>730052665
WOMAN, SHUT UP,
>>730052816>>730052772another grants begging program.Smile /v/, this shit WAS PAID by your taxes.
CHIBI FUCKING WON HAHAHAHA
>>730053056>it's realwtfmuslim mods maybe?
>>730053056Mods that cover her up and replace all the problematic stuff im guessing
>>730053043she's not a tranny?
>>730053056by having a troon runner
>>730053056Probably modded to hell include as many trans rights imagery as possible
>>730053043>visibly shaven knuckles
>>730053056"Female" runner in a dead timeslot that's how
>>730052967filmed in a closet with shitposters. Imagine half the runs being super autistic and the other half being like that great Jak and Daxter run by Bonesaw
>>730053056Trannies lust for sexy women as much as any other man.
>>730052184I wouldn't want to sit behind her if I'm there to watch a run.
>>730051623I wonder what happened in that year gap of no posting to cause this https://www.youtube.com/@OhHeyItsKara/videos
>>730053101Stale bait.
>>730053000what IS that thing on the left?
>>730053056FATASSES BLOCK
>>730052967it was either in Uyama's house or his moms house. we've come a long way for better or worse.
>>730053137so, kino?
>>730052772Is slavery an unorthodox way to get a diverse audience?
>>730053101retarded nigger. caveman was literally at a GDQ two years ago and is not a troon
>>730052948>"Oh no I'm so ugly don't look at my face">Willingly appears on camera and forces everyone to lookWhy do they do this
>>730053101Real
>>730053163I wouldn't talk shit about Big Shovda, she's got that name for a reason.
>>730053129To be fair Italian women have to do that too
OMG NINTENDO HOTLINE??? YESSS WHAT A BLAST FROM THE PAST!!! ROTARY PHONES AND PHONEBOOKS, ANYONE??? PLEASE IGNORE THAT I DO NOT HAVE ANY CHILDREN BY THE WAY!!!
WE'RE SO OLDi hate millenials (myself included) so much it's unreal
>>730053101based
>zoomies don't know about old things that were phased out because of how inconvenient they were compared to just a goolge searchWOAH, quirky right? Zoomers amirite
>>730053152LMAO
>>730053056it's a good gamealso just wear the teddy bear costume if you're such a prude
>>730052678Nah, the players just happen to be gay/trans. They used to be men, after all.
>>730053101Is Chibi paying people to post this every year and act like we didn't see Caveman walk on stage several times since this account was created?
>>730052680From what I googled, LabX is a branch of the National Academy of Sciences, which is a non-profit that is supposed to create objective science opinions/advice to the government; LabX is a branch meant to garner interest amongst the general public. So basically they just eat donations for no real value, and then LabX goes around to solicit more donations while trying to get people to think science is heckin' coolerino.
What's the appeal of this?
One more hour of flying mariobros
>>730053062They seem to have a zero tolerance for anything that isn't obnoxious virtue signaling for gender confused cross dressing men.
>>730053232>look over there, goy!
I don't think I can stomach it this year, even ironically.
>>730053000Oracle of Ages/Seasons Ganon vs. TOTK Zelda
Remember YSG ....
I take it the blonde fat girl is taking on the role of the only person with a brain and she's surrounded by idiot men who would be lost without her?
When will I start hating this so much that it loops into becoming entertaining?
he's doing it RIGHT NOW while you're watching this
>>730052960>I've been banned from GDQ discord because people felt uncomfortable. I don't know who or why exactly, but I'm going to bend the knee and give out over a thousand dollars to try and appease them even if they don't actually exist. The fuck?
>>730053023I'm scrolling through the channel and I don't understand??? It's just cooking videos and random science explanations, what would they even do at gdq??
>They're disassociating from all of the trans rights donations
You know how jokes can be 90% just the delivery of it? Some of these donations aren't terrible but the way the faggot announcer is reading it like some US GAMERS RIGHT? US NERDS? is making it awful
>trans rights>"such a headache..."BAN HIM
>>730053043>>730052950>>730053060*taps the sign* >>730051318
>>730052839Has he talked anything? I can't tell the 3 men apart.
>>730053181Very, my friend. It's why I still listen to the swill that is modern GDQ, in the hopes that maybe, just maybe, we'll have a run that captures that magic
TRANS WRONGS
>>730052857Whedon planted the seed, Millennials harvested his crop. We're facing the work of his disciples, people copying the style he coined. A solid amount of phase 4 stuff and onward have Millennial writers like in Multiverse of Madness.
>>730053101Fake tho, thats a kiwiActual caveman is normal and ran a gameshow last gda
>>730053307It's been that way for me for at least 5 years now
>Reverse OvenWhere you take the Jews OUT?
They'll be here all week, folks!
>>730053338yea but she is a giant dumbass(and fat fuck LMAO) herself
alrighti'd rather sit through a corvitroon pokemon run
The fuck are these niggas talking about.
>>730053249you act like people here dont do that shit all the time
>>730053405kek this would've been a werster joke back when gdq started
>>730050249>>730050637There are plenty of athletic woman that kick your asses easy
Why do I still watch this
>>730053405You put the soap in
>Holding that p switch allows you to get a flight that's... not a spin
>>730053101Do you think Caveman is aware someone on /v/ took his account name, made it tranny, and spams it on /v/ every GDQ?That he's got a schizo dedicated to him?
Tranny just brutally mogged this man's wife on stage in front of thousands of peopleUnironically based as fuck
>>730053261Yeah it's a good game, but I'd have assumed with the Harry Potter ban, any game that pissed off the twitter tranny mob would be off the table.If sexy/revealing character designs were a problem, a lot more games would get banned.
YIKES!
>>730053478Maybe your twig ass, average height and weight man will mog them and I say that as a guy that loves fictional karate women that can actually just kill me
>>730053481Mocking kikes is funny.
Enough with the improv yapping.
>>730053395thats google gemini ai, its real. Chadbi bangs japanese woman while cavewoman is in a cage
>>730052960Why are retards pretending to be autistic and weirdly venerating women ?There is this weird guy at my Ultimate locals idk what he has but he is horrendously stupid and bad at the gameApparently the guy identify as a lesbian and think all men should be killedWtf is up with those autist and women veneration
I feel like this could have been a decent run if the runner practiced, and it was actually a speedrun.
>>730053512The wife mogs him by having a real vagina.
>>730053460Yeah, that was the point. Cringing at these people is helping me see how much I have to change about my posting habits.
>>730053558>ai>its real
This couch sucks.
>>730053056>>730053517Modded Trans Color outfit that covers everything offensiveScreenshot this, hold me to it
>>730053587But she loses the mogging by being infertile.
>>730050904Next year, that will be 10 years ago
>>730053481It and the accompanying thread on /v/ are perfect background noise. You play a game for 15- 30 minutes then you check back to see if anything neat/funny/cringe happened.
Damn this guy sucks
Big "we should start a podcast" vibes
theres no point in even pointing out the chokes anymore
>>730053509At least little kitty is enjoying it
>Gets hit>Has a backup cape>STILL FALLS IN TO THE LAVA AFTERWARDS
>>730053510I like how there's a bunch of runners who just have dedicated schizos. When ESA is on we'll see Metako schizo again!
>>730053478I fuck their ass tho
i'm gonna post random webms from my gdq folder
this guys wife stinks worse than the runner and the troon. her brain is melting in real time.
What a lazy coward niggerWhy IT doesn't face the stages like a normal player rather than flying the fuck out of everything?
damn this guy sucks lol
To think I actually looked forward to this run...
there is nothing worse in this world than a nerd that thinks they're funny
>>730053687Women like this don't exist anymore
>I'm going to shut up for a moment>*applause*
>>730053687She's so aware she's the hottest one in there. What a whore.
>>730053056Dunno
>>730053703patrick if he real
>>730053498You put the soap outYou take the Holohoax and you shake it all about
>>730053512Men are funnier, even post op.
>>730053703>Iowa
>>730053687What about the one where she smells her sweat off her hand
>>730053481I don't. Too busy watching martincitopants My Winter Car adventure.
haha
Bring back the sissy twink in the Yoshi outfit
Remember kids, if you aren't entertaining, just pretend you're in a podcast! You'll instantly become the funniest person in the room, just like Rhett and Link!
>>730053101https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/Bei6tT0XAH03BiPygdAb-w/Why'd you change the image anon?
Mario World hack runs have an awful track record lately
Get your Train Tickets ready
Unc aah banter
so its mario, but backwardshow thrilling
This run is so fucking bad man
Shovda hasn't said anything for an hour... is she ok??
>>730053829Is that how Smiling Friends is still on the air?
>>730053865It's Oiram, get it right.
Fuck it im outRate this a C for me thx
>>730053481
>>730053875she's just one of those strong silent types
>>730053687>>730053836These are the same woman she just got a boobjob
Why in the world are romhacks even allowed here? Who gives a shit about playing the game this way? We REALLY couldn't have just run SMW normally???
>>730053875SHE is fine Chud
>>730053687Holy perfect woman
>>730053916ok I'll rate it an S for you
>>730053875She's charging her final attack.
>>730053906>oi, RAMInnit tho?
>>730053938Based, every woman should get one
>>730053938I remember seeing some closeups on her and she’s a real butterface unfortunately
>>730053836its not fair...
I think I'm just going to turn off the stream and set up a 30 minute timer just to remind me when to tab back into the thread and vote F.
>>730053990What's her appeal?...
>>730053062Yeah bag him and take him out from the back. That's too distracting.
>>730053947Kaizo romhacks can be kinda fun. I remember one year a dude ran Grand Poo World 3 or something and it was a fun watch. These roms just suck dick
This is the end result of being terminally online. Everything has to be funny so it can go viral, so they're not even having an actual conversation, they're just desperately trying to come up with something witty out of whatever random shit someone just said. If they can't find anything funny they just reference a meme
>>730053947If every single SMW romhack was erased from existence right now nobody would careIronically this happened to quite a few Japanese hacks and they're hard to find now
why is this chick so damn hostile to LITERALLY EVERYTHING, jesus
>>730053983Brown mentality.
this run needs a crowd meme to bring some real energy
>>730053836I'm so lonely
anyone up for watching that minecraft movie?
>>730053947But anon, now they have the WR holder running the game AND THEY ARE TRANS!
This has got to be the worst run i've ever seen of SMW. This dipshit clearly didnt practice this and wasting everyones time. Unironic Z-Tier
Reggin a si oiram
So is the backwards spelling thing going to be this years "ORB" meme?
>>730054049You wouldn't get it faggio
>>730054049She had an Indian boyfriend once so now jeets think they have a shot with her
>>730054049>>730054049She's an actual woman.That's all she needed to be swarmed by simps.
>>730054086everyone should watch this webm
>>730054072Scott actually, I just like huge tits and want the world to be covered in them. A brown mentality would be going after the underage
>>730054120BRO
What in the blue hell is Oiram
>>730054109Sreggin
>>730054140Jeetchads get with hot women, see >>730054086
>>730053938No she didn't.
>>730054120BROOOOOOOOO:)
Time to hit the hay. Going to wake up for the smash bros brawl run, since I just found out that one of the sunshine zoomers, Hexspeedruns, is on the couch for commentary. Doubt the energy will be the same, but fuck it.
Miggy Train Arrived. Get in>>730054160>>730054160>>730054160
fuck, totally forgot GDQ started todayhow was the runs so far?
>>730054157Huge tits are nice when they're real. You're more concerned with appearances, which is literally just Izzat. Kill yourself, Sukhdeep.
Damn I took a shower and they're STILL playing this?Even after flying through the levels?
>>730053307sgdq was way worse than this. I think someone high up told the announcers to be less loud and obnoxious this year
>>730053865With quirky MCU quip humor from Skybilz!
>>730053687You got the one where the guy pushes for a chair gap with a troon but gives a very welcoming "sit right down" to a woman?
>>730053062what a miserable life he must haveimagine having to yell at a retarded crippled cyclops, I’m not envious.
>>730054073That year was honestly the worst gdq. Even good runs was ruined by that forced meme.
>>730054230abysmal dogshit
>>730054242Real is whatever can be held in the hand. You're too concerned on what's called fake
>>730054065but none of it actually ends up being funny..
>>730054254It's only the first day. We've still got all week for it to get worse
>>730054267Reminder he was banned for this and extorted out of donation money
>>730053062You know, for a charity event that pushes trans rights in everyones faces, they don't seem to have alot of sympathy for others. It's almost like it's all a self serving farce.
>>730054170Is that Vince?
The couch energy has deflated
someone else make a non ai-jeet thread we can go to, im not posting in that one
>>730054306You are 100% brown. I would bet serious money on it.
>>730054349Good
>>730054306My thoughts are real but you can't hold them in your hand
>>730054049she cheated on her boyfriend with a street shitting indian so the large indian population of 4chan absolutely worships her.
>>730054230Guess
>>730054440>>730054140Wrong woman you moron. That was Frozenflygone.
>>730054356Haha, hooooyyype
SHUT BITCH! DO NOT REDEEM!
>>730054501>jeet damage controlGo look up the drama between Kungfufruitcup, Firedragon764, and Talon2461
>>730054098The otherway round. Trans person holds the WR so now we gotta run it.All I hope is that he actually can play the game. This Let's Play isn't cutting it.
>>730054293>>730054448I don't know why i thought this year it was gonna be better
>>730054501no retard, kungfu did it as well
>speaks>it's to reference being trans
>>730054349lmao. never heard the lore on that
>>730054049She was cute in the Splatoon Run. She was also 8 sizes smaller than now.
>>730054501No it has happened multiple times
>>730054501no you stupid faggot, kungfufruitcup cheated on firedragon with talon. Then she cheated on talon with some other guy and he was briefly suicidal as a result.Learn your FUCKING speed lore.
>>730054182>Jeetchads
SMW is my favorite game and this run is agony
YETEE HOOOOYPPPPPPPP
>>730054356The charity is real, they do way more than what the oligarch are doing.However, they are very spoken about their rights because they feel under attack
>>730053163What can she say, except "You're welcome"
>>730054814normal run is pretty meh too, just flying over everything
>>730053163A heblob
>>730051176I wonder how that guy in the background is doing?
