Now: Kirby and the Forgotten LandNext: Crash Bandicoot 3: WarpedLater: A Hat in TimeStreams: https://www.youtube.com/live/IzylNJUIGwchttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730124043
Migging respectfully
Oh man, I love watching trannies play video games slightly faster than other trannies.
>>730129905As someone that enjoyed ZA, what even was the point of that run?
Oh yay more theater kids
mig'd
IM A HEADBANGA
Bobeigh is such a cornball nigga
>>730130137Easy "run" for someone to get on stage and get attention. Wastes time and collects money through cheap 2 min incentive for GDQ.
>>730130148Stop fucking using that word.
Replacing the Prize Goblin with the Prize Sexual Assault Squadron was certainly a choice
>>730130137TRANS RIGHTS
>Show meCringekino
WOW THOSE FUCKING PLUSHIES
i thought the matrix was shit outside the first film
loosen up your gloves, your sausage fingers cant take it>>730130207if you meant sex pest instead of cornball yeah
>>730130137>we don't have the entire run down short enough to run it at GDQ but we still need to run the new pokeslop for all the troons
denna tar vi
MiG in flight
>>730130267I don't believe you're the original pizza migger
IM BOBBY BLACKTASTIC AND I GROPED LOVARE
>those fucking crochet dolls
Why do you need an ID to buy coffee in europe??
>>730130236Nobody likes you theater kids
The Pokemon run made me wanna play a Pokemon game but no idea which one. I can never decide which though. I wish they'd hurry up with putting Colosseum and Gale of Darkness on Switch Online.
wtf is going on with these numbers
These dudes wish they bought half the energy to prizeslop segments that Prize Goblin did
ZA got mercy killed?
>>730130349godless nightsand godless days
Someone definitely came inside of those
>>730129905Boosh!
>>730130349Did brawl get cancelled or something?
migged
decent skit desu
>>730130363that's what has been donated through twitch
>>730130354>putting Colosseum and Gale of Darkness on Switch Online.Lol, lmao and roflmao.
>>730130375It was a "Rank F" run, in other words they beat only half the game and call that a run.
hate trannieshate autistshate fattieshate niggers
>>730130409runner was too sleepy, i shit you not
The official term is “first partner Pokémon”.
>>730130375It was a partial run that ends at Rank F. The full run is a few hours longer and is more of the same, so for the event only a partial run was done.
>>730130409Runner tragically passed away as he got on stage
Alright its break time. Im headin to the cafe, yall want somethin?
>>730130349Not a single S run yet, mega grim
>>730130472stop posting this image
>>730130375no they just didn't meet the other incentive they were shilling for
>>730130349What happened in the split fiction run
>>730130241
this is the thread
Please tell me she's doing the Fitness Boxing Miku run
How do you people bare watching this cringe. Surely speedrunning isn't that interesting enough to sit through this.
>>730130471I deadname trannoids, I will deadname starter pokémon.
>>730130487borger
>>730130365The prize goblin was just authentically having fun and winged his skits. These gay niggers planned this out for months and rehearsed this shit.
>>730130352kek
>>730130487>$10 for a burgernot that bad for a convention venue tbqh
>>730130451Not sure what you're laughing at anon, they're literally confirmed to be coming and have since Switch 2 announced Gamecube games.
>>730130267https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oihPwXhWuU
>>730130487Tendies and fries, thanks
TRANS RIGHTS
>>730130487Gimme a graphic design is my passion sammich
Are you entertained?
>>730130487can i have some chicken tenders with a side of yoshi
I don't get the point of watching these events when you'll never see anyone actually break a record? They should do like, competing to beat the game faster than eachother.
>>730130487Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh chicken tenders
>>730130551everything good, everything pure, everything enjoyable has been taken away from usall we have left is hate-consuming that which has slain our love, and keeping company with one another around the tables of bawww-halla while we do so.
>>730130472Keep posting those images.
>>730130349Why is mario world reversed?
>>730130465>>730130479you're telling me this guy paid (or was it paid for my gdq?) for a plane flight for a nintendo speedrun and said "nah i'm sleepy"
I missed the entire first day. They shouldn't put it so close to new years. It's still holidays, there's other priorities.
>>730130349ZA run seems overhated. Looked boring at worst, not bad.
>>730130349if a ZAMN in the chart won't net me that sweet, sweet gold, what else will?!
>>730129905Kirby Forgotten land is a pretty fun game but this is going to be a really boring run unless they can make Kirby slide across the map at mac 2. Im prepared for another boring run. At least hat in time will be good, you'd have to try hard to make that run shit
>>730130629It's for charity maaaaaaan
>>730130614Spike is such a fucking hack
those poor kids
Oh wow they have LKDI speedrunning tomorrow?
>>730130551I just came to see what was being ran, saw Z-A, left it playing for a few minutes and closed.Idc about Kirby. Maybe I'll tune in for CB3's, idk.
>>730130372
eh deednt check treevagoo
>>730130472kwabwhat a lazy fag runnerGF certified moment
This crowd at prime time is grim
>>730130614When does the entertainment and speedruns start happening?
>>730130487wings and a dr pepper
>>730130547reality
I worked for a living today. Did I miss anything absolutely god awful?
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/a1qhVZE1j_zUxTaY5aA7NA
>>730130614>and that's a good thing!
>>730130614hes such a retard
>>730130137Showcasing how shit the newest pokemon is for those who didn't play it
moshi moshi
>>730130535YOU DONT WANNA KNOW
>>730130693Would you have the energy to cheer every "trans rights! and "go lesbians!" or "HOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPP"? I wouldn't
>>730130642The official excuse was lack of sleep and anxiety attacks, but they also admitted to having at least 14 hours before the run with fuck all to do where they could easily have just taken a nap.
>>730130637rom hack
>>730130708Welcome back wagecuck
>>730130702She still cute tho.
>>0730130658>PLEASE PLEASE POST YOUR COCK ALREADY I NEED TO JERK OFF TO ITyou know you can just ask him and he'll do it, right?
>>730130424
>>730130575Anon this picture is from like 10 years ago.
>>730130657It's was a completely boring nothing run. There's 0 reason to watch it.
>>730130693akshually that's just the angle of the camera, just out of view are 800 really shy people who didn't want to appear on stream
>>730130708I'm proud of you, anon. Well done today.
>>730130668those kids are gonna grow up hating video games
Havent been watching these for years. are there still any cool runners who are at least chill if not fun? I'm talking duckfist typa fellas
>i got a new job at a dinosaur museum. Also, trans rights!That might be the most autistic donation yet
TRANS RITES DAS RITE DAS RITE
>>730130637meme hackit was awfulall the "tech" was getting the cape and skipping over the whole levels.Any level that wouldn't be skippable like this was dubbed "the hardest level in the run" and the runner would choke in it a few times per
>>730130635>>730130514(Un)fortunately anon, I'll be stopping after this one as the Z-A run is over.
"Trans rights" just their way of guaranteeing their donation is read at this point isn't it?
>>730130769chur bro
>>730130796Sure, but I don't think that's a heavy red worthy rating. People keep inflating their negative rankings.
>>730130702fuck it, i'm still down
https://litter.catbox.moe/z34inbp3acz4wd54.webm
>>730130693Well that's what happens when you put a boring ass 2 hour pokemon run in the middle of the day. Great event planning sent, you really deserved that promotion!
>>730130812>mum dad why do you make us watch fat trannies in a smelly room every year when all the other kids to the grand canyon
what rights do they want?
>hat in timeit's not nobeta but it'll do I guess
>>730130708>Did I miss anything absolutely god awful?yes
>>730130783Fuck you Craig.
>>730130487I could really go for a chicken quesadilla right now.
>>730130863this is ransomware dont click
This is Throne the octotraveler she has 7 teammates right now.
>>730130683It’s weird, but most of the time rats do that when they’re happy.
Lots of transphobia in this sub...
>>730130776>deletedfuck, what did it say
>>730130829working at the dinosaur museum would be based howeverthat being said I absolutely hate it when people start randomly sharing shit about their personal life. Didn't ask/10 every time.
>Back to Black
How can they not see having a segregation event and having a single token black on the main event is tone deaf?But nevermind GDQ is "inclusive" and "diverse" because it has hundreds of she/hers
Heading to Costco. Anyone need anything?
>>730130863PCF doesn't even use the money to look for a curethey just pay themselves to design posters to remind people that cancer existsit's a huge scam
>>730130898I could really go for Coco's coco's right now
>>730130930lowkirkenuinely got those vibes too
>>730130349Damn I missed wolfenstein
>>730130898sameand i have ingredients to do soi make a pretty good quesadilla
>>730130927based but Partitio is the besti'm playing 0 right now
>>730130487it's funny how everything in this image used to be considered overpriced and now you pay that much at your local Mickey Dees
>>730129905why do you fags keep watching this shit?
>shasta slopjesus, can this day get any shittier
AVERAGE GAMES DONE BLACK! SHOUT OUT TO ANARCHY!
Surprised Mr Shasta hasn't trooned out yet
>>730130892Fuck you, C Kyle.
>>730130930Yeah!You tell them sis.
>3 he/himsKino time
Why don't they just make a tranny event for "trans rights"?
Why is Zelensky trying to steal money from gdq now
>We are inclusive!>We have segregated all the blacks to their own event! >No blacks on main event stage!What did they mean by this?
>>730131046Dudes looking old and washed up lmao.
so now it's trannies and furries
>>730131078they did. It's called>AGDQ
>>730131002>lowkirkenuinely
>>730130898That's a nice picture. I think I'll save it.
>>730131059he's just a regular gay guy
>>730129905I like that top.
>>730130990dildo packgiant lube bottle
>>730131073People said that about Z-A, anon...
this guy is a bit hard to understand when hes speaking fast but this is probably going to be a fine run regardless
AVERAGE BLACKS DONE TRANS IS BACK
>>730131078I thought that earlier, they should just cut the shit already.
>>730130990can i get a copy of sonic underground on dvd
>>730131063no u
>they ran wolfensteinmy 114 year old Argentinian grandfather says he would’ve never done any of that if he won
>back to blackdoesn't needing to create a safe space imply that black people aren't safe around other skin colors
what the fuck is this nigga saying
>>730130997>prevent cancer foundation>does nothing to prevent cancer just makes postersthis is most charities by the way
>>730130658gonna be honest anyone who actually does anything on this site other than reply has always been a special brand of faggot. i havent made a thread in 10 years but every day theres fags making threads, ya know what i mean? im not surprised that the guy making charts for free is an attention whore redditor fag, thats exactly the type of person who would make the charts to begin with
>less people watching gdq than watching asmon
>>730131110God anon. You're so fucking...>Starts breastfeeding you with my pretty flat chestCyuunn- AH!~ CYUUUTEEE!!
>>730131093>now
>>730131173get fucked nigger
>>730131202>jeet shill has lots of indians watching himNO WAY?
>>730131159Holy fuck is that Maduro in disguise@FBI@CIA
>>730131202I'm choosing to be here instead of watch Jerma
Was FFX epic or shit I was trapped at work
>>730130693
>>730131086It's called diversity chud
>>730131189we just don’t know
I can't understand half of the words coming out of shasta's mouth
>>730130614Spike needs to settle on a camp. He's constantly changing his mind about this.
>blacks to the backhow the FUCK did gdq get away with this one bros?
>oh sweet GDQ is on this week>day 2 and i'm already tapping outI'm not strong enough anymore
>>730131058he looks just like me!!!
>3 guys running for once>/v/ still complains
>>730131279Comfy, no trannies, mostly talk about the game mechanics, and a fire alarm went off.
>>730130990Wild Blueberries, Grade A Strawberries, Pack of Canada Dry, Sangria.Thanks.
>>730131078frame fatales is basically that
And here we are :D
>>730131252do people actually like this guy or do they just watch him to laugh at him
>>730131230
>>730130812kids these days play only roblox, minecraft or fortnite. he prolly doesnt even clock these runs a videogames
>>730131086UHM WE GOTTA MAKE ROOM FOR DIVERSITY? WE HAVE A TRANS RUNNER UP NEXTARE YOU A CHUD OR SOMETHING? YOU WANT THIS CIS MALE TO RUN INSTEAD OF A BEAUTIFUL TRANS WOMAN?
>>730130487I'll have the dutch oven chicken.
>>730131371>They/Them
>>730131302Schrodinger's color commentary
>mr_shastaMiracle glide master Ask him what's the secret?He said SHASTA...It turns to formaldehyde faster
>>730131401love you
>>730131349Did you prefer the last name?
>>730131440That's the donation cuck retard
>>730131181it's a safe space for OTHERS if you consider what black people do to trannies
>>730131371the host is a they/them
>>730131398Its literally indians watching him
>>730130812Lucky them.
>>730131398Unironically two thirds of his views are from bots. Twitch accidentally revealed that a lot of their top talent is just propped up by vapor, which they'd better pray advertisers never really start looking into.
>>730131398he is part of (((night media))) and gets pushed to everyone
>>730131484So? He does 40% of the talking.
Wish it were possible to just mute the host independently
When was the BOTW stall? Some anon said on SGDQ 2025 but I can't find any run of BOTW that year
dirty cigarette butt kirby
It's a good thing the smash runner literally ack'd himself on stage infront of thousands and toppled over the Wii that was supposed to be used. Does anyone really want to watch two hours of slow ass subspace? 2 hours of getting kicked across the stage with boring hoard wave sections in-between?
>>730131078because taking over other things (such as the lesbian community, anime, yuri, etc) and making it about themselves while wearing the original intent as a facemask is what trannies do.
Has anyone here actually gone to a GDQ event in person? What was it like?
>>730131484You'll never be a woman
>>730131591last year somebody had a browser script to do this
>shasta says some kind of weird joke really fast>does a cringy half-laugh at his own joke>every 3 minutesgod I'm dying here
>>730131606It was SGDQ 2024 if you're looking for the BOTW stall. SGDQ 2025 had the MKW stall instead.
>>730131349100% guarantee you aren't black. Stop getting your fe-fes hurt on behalf of others.
>>730131627Not GDQ but I went to ASM
>>730131482they should make a name without the word black in it
>>730131362Weak.
>shasta talks too fast!Skill issue
>>730131302>it's okay if you liked it, but if you did like it, it's not okay
>>730131673>godless blockrundown, now
>>730131627Smelly and full of autistic trans retards behaving poorly
>>730131695his diction is terrible doe
>>730131735
>3 he/himsgreen in the chart confirmed
>>730131695nigga's pressing A on his own dialogue
ANONYMOUS JUST DONATED 50K!
>>730131627Like a furry convention. Smelly and extremely promiscuous.
>>730131803kek
>>730130487>buffalo wings>gluten freeAs someone with Celiac, I ain't falling for that shit.
>one hour of tornado KirbyGod damn why do people keep doing Kirby speedruns. It's always just mashing tornado or fireball through every stage. All the modern Kirby games are soft-collectathons as well so just blasting through the stages is boring as shit
isn't shasta a terrible soft drink?
>>730131647It seems that the BOTW run wasn't uploaded to YouTube then
>>730131813na the trannies in the thread hate shasta for having Mr in his name and not trooning out
3 niggas is the ideal for rpg combat.It’s peak I’m afraid.
>>730131858Diet Shasta fueled Temple OS thoughbeit
>Donate guys so you can make us say words
>>730131858walgreens
>>730131078Thats what Frame Fatales is now, its a sad story>Women runners at GDQ have an idea for a women only speedrun event>Pitch it to GDQ>GDQ accepts and thus Frame Fatales is born>All donations go to the Malala Fund, Malala whatsherface's charity which provides funding to schools in third world countries, most of the schols that focus on educating women in spaces that don't have education and funding goes towards university grants to women in third world countries that allows them to have a chance to escape their horrible poverty life and live in a non third world country for a while if they're an international student>Rubie, Flygone, someone else, and Kungfu organize and run it>Its all good for a while>Flygone lets a she/her in (Corvimae specifically)>Corvimae worms themselves up to the top position>Its all over now>Floodgates open>At this point the event has more trans than actual women>Most actual women ousted or leave>One even they had someone who identifies as ZE/ZIR running>The only original organiser that still helps organise and attends is Flygone, Kungfu and Rubie have nothing to do with it now, and the other girl no longer goes to GDQ altogether (chubby girl I forget her name)>Their chosen charity is no longer the Malala fund, its the Transgender law center. I shit you not. It helps funds stuff like lawsuits because "Muh boss misgendered me!"
>>730131909TRANS RIGHTS
>>730131673SGDQ 2025 is where the Godless Night turned into a Godless Week.
>>730131882I prefer 4 niggas in a row, but I will shake your hand.
Call me when AGDQ stops vetting players so we can get runs like this againhttps://youtu.be/2_WqMMBBUMY?si=RgTXtXf9k5RCEqdw
>>730131627Do GDQs still have the absurdly autistic security?
>>730131803I've never been more intimidated by text
What.
>>730131870im a tranny in the thread and im enjoying the run and shasta
>>730131865>1 full hour of donation beggingembarrassing even by gdq standards, not surprised its not uploaded. The most godless night imaginable
>>730131623Pride too. As a gay guy I can say they fucked that up.
I didn't know there was so much endgame content for this game, I defeated the final boss and stopped playing
>>730131948You forgot to mention that Flygone is a chaser
>>730132013London
>>730131948>Corvimae worms themselves>themselveskill yourself
what is the selection process for runs and runners?
>>730131078because nobody besides other trannies would watch it. trannies require people who are not interested in seeing them to be forced to. it should be obvious they have a personality disorder. everybody knows that people hate trannies. no sane person is going to choose to become something that they know will get them negative attention. they want to be persecuted, and they can't receive that validation from other people who are exactly the same as them.
>speedrunning/gdq is dyinganyone just feel that even at its lowest viewership, this is still WAY more popular than an autistic transsexual niche video game hobby convention should be? I tend to agree with salt's video, its more like the whole thing is stabilizing.
kirby was ruined for me because of this shitdo another makeup tutorial, e-whore casual fuck you
>>730132025post hole
>>730132042Yeah Flygone is the one that opened Pandora's box.
>>730130547>>730130702What do you mean, reality? They look the same. Still would if I were drunk enough.
>>730132072I don't think it's ever going to die it will just stop growing
>>730132041This is new stuff they bought out for the Switch 2 release
>>730131948>Their chosen charity is no longer the Malala fund, its the Transgender law centerHoly fucking shit
>>730131086it's funny how leftoids were pushing for safe spaces for black people, places where only people of certain races could go. they literally tried to implement segregation under a different name and were completely ignorant to the optics.
>>730132083a casual fan of baby games? yikes
>>730131948>let's make the third world even worse AND export these shitters to the rest of the world too!Yeah, deserved. Hope they get raped.
>>730131948I'd assume making a cis-only female event would make all of them banned from any GDQ-related activity AND quite possibly from Twitch, too, huh
>>730132025based gaybro.and any cunt who tries to say "pride was started by a trans woman of color" gets a boot to the head, if you don't know the difference between drag in historical gay scenes and modern trans culture you need to get in a time machine and stop declaring everything historical lines up with the exact attitudes of today.
>>730131848I was hoping they would show the crazy dlc coliseum that would've been a far better run than this
>>730132072Speedrunning isn't dying. Thats just a cope from the GDQ viewership as to why their views are plummeting. Speedrunning's just changed, its less about events and more about Youtube videos.
>>730132072At some point it will "die" and go back to just nerds playing games fast.
>>730130708It would be much easier to ask if you missed anything better than god awful. The answer is no.
>>730132154Oh, my game will keep collecting dust then
>>730132072It's probably botted to hell. I mean the whole thing is a transparent front to launder money and disabling non-member comments was a good way to mask the botting.
>>730132062how cool you are in the clique
TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY THOUSAND
>goyfully
>>730132236but speedrun youtube videos have always been popular, its not like one or the other
>>730132227Shut up faggot
remember when apollo legend organized a speedrunning event to rival GDQ so they murdered him and black listed his partners?
>>730132250have hope we will retvrn to gdq being like 20 guys in a rented out church hall
>>730131948Tale as old as time
Muted
>>730132083>"But Kriby doesn't have gender they're like me frfr"
>>730132316He became an legend of his own accordWhen's Oceanside btw?
Please don't let this become this event's orb
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Host dude is the worst. The fucking worst
>poyo shit still going onnah I'm done
This is a chill couch and everything, but the actual speedrun for this game is boring and the poyo shit just killed this thing
is Pittsburgh a nice place?
>"Restricted" run>still using Tornado modewew stop with the POYOOOO for fuck sake
>>730132318*20 closeted trannies
when the fuck does kirby ever say poyoI've only played smash
>>730132316Apollo got what was coming to him or DARING to challenge /ourguy/ Billy
Would GDQ being found out for botting and or money laundering be the biggest happening in /v/ history?
>>730132062goes something like this>runner submits run>trannies consider if the game+category will attract viewers and if the run is a good length to fit into their time slots>trannies then proceed to conduct an autistic criminal background check on the runner to make sure they don't disagree with their politics (most important step)
POYO
>>730132456nahwould be funny though
a few years ago it'd be edobean hosting and it'd be a thousand times worse
>>730132395never lived there but wondered this myself, the geography seems comfy
>>730132467heh
>>730132396Hmmmmmmm, nyo
>POYO POYO TRAAAAANS RIGHTSI'll just watch paint dry fuck this
>>730132395The area around the venue is honestly pretty decent but because it's entirely commercial and not residential everything closes early and the place turns into a ghost town at night
>>730132456No newfag
>>730132412never
the dlc is all recycled levels but blue lmao
>>730132083you're not a real kirby fan
>>730132187Hilarious if true
>fun game>good run>good runner>good couch>host has to be dogshitwhy is it always like this? is it a rule gdq has or something?
>>730132412When he gets ass fucked
>runner & couch just chilling and chatting>host constantly barging in as loud as possible uninvitedAt least stop fucking yelling.
>>730132395Yeah, it has the baddest motherfuckers.
>>730131043That's a very good question.
>>730131948was it 2024 that had a guy with a beard on for FF
>>730132535Is he okay?
>>730131948Wonder how long it'll take Games Done Queer to become Trannies 2: Troonlectric Boogaloo.
>>730132219Yes. Fuck all casuals (women). They're psychopaths just latching onto something. If it didn't get them attention they wouldn't do it.
I don't go to normie places, so it still really freaks me out that normies have adopted "X-slop" format.
>>730132308Exactly, so speedrunning in general isn't dying or dead. It's just GDQ is dying, and the speedrun charity event in general is also dying. Streaming event wise, the main focus for speedrun events has shifting towards more competitive events or just showcase events. The whole charity fundraiser thing is played out.
>>730132491>>730132531I feel like the resentment towards GDQ would explode into making it one of the biggest happenings of all time. Theyd be dragged through the mud so hard
>>730132072Tons of zoomers are picking up speedrunning and tons of speedrunners do their own marathons and events, hell, Ecdycis do 10-12 hours of horror speedrunning marathons all by himself. Issue with GDQ and other large scale events is that they seriously want all the sponsorship money they could get so they push insane rules and agendas. And GDQ doesn't like zoomers because something good about them is that they have nothing to lose, so they can easily call GDQ bullshit live.
>>730132590HOLY BASED
>>730131043I need a gf who looks like this
damn kirby from smash bros has his own spinoff games??
>>730131496kek
Oof yikes... I know they didn't know this but the p-word is actually a slur. It's like saying nigger in the Kirby world
>>730132456Nobody would be the least bit surprised.
>>730132412it doesn't, it's a Terminal Montage meme
Come come making a sexual pun in chat gets you banned but the commentator can have a username like "I'm a furry" and be on the main stage?
>>730129905If you hosed down the crowd and runners with antiparasitics at these events, you'd kill several generations of parasites -- probably a century or more in total.
>>730129905
QRD on why Rise of the Triad is rated so highly?
>>730132619it's not gonna become what it already isLunaaa, bring up the venn diagram showing that the attendees for trans fatales and GDqueer is just one circle
>>730131398I know a swedish guy who watches him.
>>730131948>Their chosen charity is no longer the Malala fund, its the Transgender law center.this is what made me laugh the hardest when they changed it. it was at like the height of floydening when trannies latched onto blm.
>>730132590this dude is me if i wasn't a bitch
>>730132667That would require you to lose 200 pounds and go outside for once
>>730132770
>>730131086Extremes on both spectrums eventually want the same thing, but for different reasons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev373c7wSRg
>>730131948what is their fucking deal anyway. almost every single moderate to large community has one or more trannies controlling everything to the point where it basically just becomes a tranny organization with the weak facade of being anything else. basically every single subreddit about nerd hobbies have tranny colors in the sub avatar even when it has absolutely nothing to do with trannies. it makes it a fucking joke when they say just want to be left alone, because they're constantly imposing it on people who aren't interested.
>>730131496Have sex with them on the dl?
>my sisters favorite game is kirby>she doesnt talk to me anymore because I take care of our mother who she hates
>>730132738When was your last coffee enema?
>Off work>Worked out>Showered>AteWhat did I miss today?
>>730132753Good run by a good runner with no bullshit.
>>730132738You'd just end up with anti-parasitic resistant parasites.Best to just let them off themselves voluntarily.
POYOOOOO!!!
>>730132745now make him do 10 jumping jacks
>>730132054Because troons are demonic egregores occupying a single body I guessa /x/chizo could explain
>>730132753Just a dude (male) talking about the game and doing a good job. Also shut down the announcer a few times.Our standards have fallen that far.
>>730132456Nothing is ever gonna top finding out about fiveguys.Nothing will ever achieve that level of impact because organic human users dwindled over time and the board is now 90% bots and shills.
The power up juggling is pretty cool
>>730131673Oh fuck I forgot about roller coaster tycoon. Managed to skip wolfenstein by sheer accident but I heard it was even worse.
why is "fletchisafurry" an acceptable name when it's the animal equivalent of "fletchisafootfetishist"
Kirby Feet Riders
>>730132718Because these fur faggots will look you dead in the face and tell you it's not a sexual fetish while being the biggest fucking degenerates you have ever met. Not to mention the entire fandom was founded by degenerates to be degenerate.But don't call them fucking degenerates or they get offended. So you have to pretend it's just enjoying funny cartoon animals.Fucking yiff in hell furfags.
>>730131372kino
i had to turn it offlistening to these dorks yell "poyo" every five seconds is unbearable
poyo.....
>>730132915fiveguys?
this run is painful
who the fuck is bothering to launder a meager 1 million dollars through such a convoluted conspicuous venue with a public ledger. small fucking potatoes, rub your 2 brain cells together for a second
>>730132920why though8 year old me could have figured that cheese out
>>730131813>they/them with furry in the host namenope sorry
>>730132619As someone who's been in other LGBT spaces and seen them come in, not long. Gay men are ousted first, then the bi men, then the lesbians abnd bi women are basically fresh meat until they get have enough and fuck off.
>>730132412Kirby only said Poyo in the anime (and Mass Attack which had a fair bit of homages to the anime as is), game kirby just speaks in standard baby talk and screams.
>>730130882You're not beating the tranny allegations
>>730132818They get off on manipulating their way into positions of power and exploiting it for their own personal gain. They're a bunch of parasites.
>>730132835stay strong anonthis "burden" is something that we can manage, the time will come when everyone will realize that and understand your role
>>730132318I don't think that will ever happen. There are lots of smaller marathons, but even they feel artificial like almost everything online does nowadays.
welp, the rest of tonight looks boring as fuck, watching moonmoon beat GOTY instead
>>730132850Mediocrity. The highlight of the day is the smash runner who wasted 10 years trying to get Brawl to AGDQ, only to not sleep and feign a panic attack. The runner after kept indirectly mocking him
>>730130487im not touching any food made in the troon std hq no capid leave and eat somewhere outside
>>730132953FOOT FETISHIST RIGHTS
do not the chinchilla
>>730133014nice try
hahahaha hahahahahah ahahahahahaha hahahaha this is fantastic, i love this show. havin a good time with my friends here on the intenert. thanks guys
>>730130349>overestimate runs getting anything but automatic Fsthis board has changed man
>moonmoon>jerma>vinnyyou faggots act like you're above this shit then watch slop streamers
>>730132662I like it when a zoomer arrives at GDQ and then people at the venue freak out at how loud they are. Then Spike has to pull out this >>730131302
>>730130245What rights do troons not have?
>>730133014>money laundering through an event that is 99% credit card transactionsanyone who ever said this was a money laundering thing has no idea what they're talking about, it's just jokes
>>730130349>slept through six games>all not abysmal scores, but quite badfuck yes I'm doing good...
>>730133004The event that spun "le gaymergate" to cover up that """journalists""" were writing positive reviews in exchange for sex.
guys at least the crash 3 run will be comfyright?please someone tell me it's gonna be okay I don't think I'll survive another shit run
>>730131627There was that dumb bitch at sgdq last year who was antagonizing us and didn't think we could figure out where she was sitting from her pictures.
It's really just the host being insufferable the run isn't that bad
>>730133087isn't that guy a cuck
>>730133195the right to impose their will on everyone around themseriously
>>730133106kek what a bitch
>>730133084thanks anon, I hope so
>>730133175fuck moonmoon in particular i hate that ugly microdick cunt
What's wrong with RoCoTy??
>>730133175i don't like your tone.
This guy fucking sucks at Kirby. I just beat him at his own race using homegrown techniques, not fostered off of Discord servers.
>>730133221if you're one of those morons who think you're a cuck if you're the one who cheats on your wife, then sure
>>730131948they voted for it
>>730133175I don't watch any of these.
>>730133280>leave alone my neckbeard streamer!
>>730132818They get off on turning men. Its a fetish, sissying, feminisation, etc. I forget what they call it, pinkpilling? There's another term too though.Thats why when they have a big position in a community, it suddenly spreads like wildfire, and why they target nerdy communities where people feel insecure and isolated, and usually were bullied through school.
>>730133280concession accepted
>>730133212ive been on 4chan since 2006 and still have no idea what gamergate is/was. Feels like some /pol/shit that never mattered.
>>730133213>runnerregular dude>hostvtuber>couchfoid and regular dudeuhhh maybe
>>730133175All streamers for zoomers too
is quin69 doing the poe2 run?
>>730133189I have the same shirt as the guy on the left
>>730133175it could be worse, all three of them actually play games instead of 99% of twitch that is just people reacting to youtube
>>730133379that would be way too kino for this shitshow
>>730133379that would actually be kino so no
This is beyond painful
>>730132931desecrating RCT feels so wrong man, like they went to a museum and threw shit at the exhibits and drew graffiti dicks
>>730133275I KNEEL
>contrarians have gone so full circle they hate moonmoonimpressive
Why does every host sound like Sonic this year?
this is a good run beisdes poyo, but it wouldnt be a gdq without a little cringe. Whats everyone complaining about?
>>730133341On today's episode of Anon Accidentally Reveals His Fetishes
>>730133438who
>>730133175this board is reddit, have you not realized that yet
>>730132653And then what? GDQ watchers are passive losers, nothing will happen, they will all get away unscathed.
>>730133340i'm not defending him, but /v/ zoomers literally don't understand what cuck means. they were calling that prize guy who cheated on his wife with an e-girl a cuck as well, makes no sense
>>730133432But in hindsight it was pretty damn funny, the absolute state of this event
>>730133460it's cringe but i can deal with a little bit of cringewhat i can't deal with is annoying, this is very annoying and they won't stop
>>730130614Speedtrooning events, like most other livestreams, are the equivalent to backalley restaurants: they exist to launder money and are purposely obnoxious to scare of legitimate and reasonable customers.Interbs peer-pressure and bully terminally online, socially isolated and lonely retards into "donating", effectively making up for whatever cuts the host platforms and payment processors take, while their "charity" operates like any other tax-haven laundromat for their buisness partners.The only other scheme that's more convenient than livestreams are niche online games with MTX stores, that can retcon the laundering as whales spending obscene amounts of money on trash pixels, while actual retards chip in and cover the payment processing cutsm
Would you still watch gdq if you werent a neet/lonely/ect? Be honest.
>>730133438oh go give him more of your money faggot
I muted it when host was yelling poyo and went downstairs, came back and he was still yelling poyo. What the fuck.
>>730131948
>>730133552no
>>730133443They're all troons with fake voice
>>730133554im actually one of his mods
>>730133460I like it
>>730133552No, the threads aren't even fun anymore, I get the event is a tranny freakshow, but anons are far too angry at the most basic shit now
>>730133506Nothing but itd be a massive shitstorm on /v/. Charity scams are often a big enough news story to make it into the normiesphere potentially too.
>>730133552depends.. do i have a respectable gf?
>>730133552I'm neither and I still watch
This game is really fun to play
>>730133552i am not watching it right now, just here for the thread and even that sucks a ton lately
>>730133574SAAAAAAAAAAAAR DO NOT MISGENDER ME SAAAAAR
>>730133552so you're asking if in some fantasy where i'm rich with kids and a hot wife, would i still watch this shit? of course not, retard
Lets go TRANS MIKU
>Decide to open the stream to see how bad it is>FIFTY DOLLAR DONATION >LET'S GO MIKU LET'S GO TRAAAANS RIGHTSand off goes the stream until next year
>>730133460The game itself just sucks and they arent using any of the cool game breaking stuff I've seen before.
>>730133552probablyi just leave this on as background noise
>>730133574bro the 5 o'clock shadow is insane
>>730133552Dunno, probably not. But I found one of my best friends in these threads so it wasn't a waste of time. Plus it's really fun with the thread, I would NEVER bother if these threads weren't a thing
>>730133510is the woman he married and mother of his children sleeping with other men against his wishes? a yes or no will do
miku says trans rights
>>730133087He beat Silksong months ago
>less than three
>im a simple girl>i hear poyo? i donate!yeah you are most definitely some fucking crazy ugly looking mentally ill stupid fucking troonbaby
>>730133591>he does it for freekys shill
>>730133552i have a wife and 3 children, ages 6, 4, and 3. i make over 175 thousand dollars a year and work from home. i own my house and have no debts.i come here every six months to shit post for gdq and watch this freak show.
>>730133706You're gonna be skipping a lot of GDQs my man. Like all of them.
>>730133552I'd hope soshitposting with you retards is always a good time
>only the second day>they're already interrupting 50% of the run to dono shillIt's just going to get worse isn't it
ha ha man, this sucks
since this is the closest thread related to it, how the fuck do I start steamrolling endgame in POE2? everything kills me too quick and I don't have resources for crafting or trading
I couldn't solve today's Wordle. Fucking bullshit, didn't even know that was a word.
it isn't AGDQ if the same joke or phrase isn't repeated 500 times
>>730132795I weigh less than 200 lbs tho
>>730133552
This and DK look really fun desu but I can't justify buying a console with less games then the PS3
>>730133358Some blue-haired whore was homie hopping between game journalists to get good reviews for her cheap garbage game, the last of her victims spilled the beans (and I think later acked himself?), and it became a thing. That's the short of it.
>>730132818lmao the NFL subreddit has the tranny flag in its banner. Get it, because Football is gay
>>730133736>But I found one of my best friends in these threadshow? what made one anon stand out enough to want to be friends? just curious.
>>730131994christ i still remember the one year they were in Minneapolisthe hotel has to tell their security to stop harassing people because the public skyway system runs right next to the convention hall, so you had people not part of gdq being harassed for not wearing a mask and tried blocking people from using the portion of the skyway.
>>730133786lol, this
>>730133358the term gamergate was created by journos to dismiss any accusation against them as>just /v/irgins getting mad and throwing a tantrum that gaming no longer panders to themSome whore "gamedev" literally (as in literally) fucked five journos so they would overrate her shitty textgame about depression.One of the journos mentioned this on his blog and it blew up in /v/It was a real thing. And then gamergate got shilled to cover up the real events behind /v/ getting mad.
If this goes overestimate I'm giving him an A+
>>730133574I don't know what's funnier>both of the troons immediately clocking it>court eventually understanding it>the music playing
is it just me or is the PCF kinda sus
>>730133552nah, I'm only here for the threads. If there were no threads, I'd be doing attempts right now. Even though people I know do gdq/esa/asm runs, I wouldn't watch them.
>>730133778based anon. Sounds like youre living the dream.
>>730133506Or you're talking bullshit because you're a clueless retard throwing around terms you don't understand.
>>730132025thanks for your input aidsman
>>730133778I have a wife and 1 kid and make 125k a year and my wife is inheriting her parents 2 mil house and the only debt I have is the 10k I owe on my car
>>730133874They've been sus for years but the only guy willing to research into them and make videos about it was bullied into suicide
>>730133552Definetly not live. Maybe only handfull runs afterward.
>>730133916yeah thats nice but how do you feel about gdq
I'm a chokester!
>>730133816fren
>>730133175I only used to watch Vinny occasionally to check out certain games I was interested in. but he's too much of a tendie manchild so I stopped watching
>runner begging for applause on a failed trickyep thats gonna be a minus on the rating
>>730133552Even as a neet I barely watch it. I'm only here because this game has a good soundtrack, but you can't hear it on the stream
>>730133917If you let yourself get bullied into suicide then you are weak
>>730132025did you cry when freddie mercury died
>>730133574now, the OTHER one
>>730133889thanks, its pretty nice. point is, even if you have it all youd still be here to shitpost
>>730133225Trannies are usually bad people and would still be bad people even if they weren't trannies. Because they're narcissists, they think every sleight against them is Because of transphobia instead of the fact they were trying to solicit nude images from underage kids.
>>730133965I think it's gay and for trannies and every single person there looks like an annoying dickhead
>>730133980what is this hot boy's name?
>>730134091glad you could be here with us
>>730133014/v/ doesn't actually understand what money laundering is, they think it just means embezzling money or something
>>730133834I remember some anon posted a notice to the staff about that issuewish i saved that
>>730133552Older gdqs? Yes. Modern gdqs? No way, not without the threads.
>>730132651I watched ThaRixer's video about CTR and Hypnoshark the other day and it was good fun. Much better than GDQ slop
>>730132187>>730132550I think what they actually do is alternate for their summer & winter events, just like GDQ
When's ESA
this will be on the couch during crash
>>730134150santa... easy on the milk...
>>730133552>all these anons who just value the threadssounds like we all just long for a 4chan with a sense of community and quality threads still..
>>730134035
>>730133789play metashit and git gud at making currencyalso go ask in /poeg/, you'll probably get real advice in between people telling you to uninstall
>>730134215bro look at this dood
>>730134215how big is her dick
>>730134262And wasn't that chick actively with someone at the time? And she just lets herself get groped live on stream by a jeet?
>>730133552i'm using a chatbot and pretending its my racist elf wife. i genuinely have nothing better to do after graduating from university just to get no job.
>>730133827Just surface level similiar interest stuff, sometimes I mention games I play while watching. Sometimes I post animugirls or something from games I play. In hindsight it's just pure luck really, I'm not interesting.
>>730134321She was married, even.
>>730134215would
>>730132883>resistanceOnly if they flee to save their pilots. I am convinced most troons (and other degenerates) who snap out of it are accidently exposed to antiparasitics, so I'd hope the brief moment of lucidity would have them ask for and complete treatment. The key is the combination of opportunity, i.e.: hosing them down, and education, i.e.: explaining why they feel better and aren't suffering self-destructive, degenerate thoughts and cravings anymore.>>730132836>meme applicationAnon, parasites can nest in every tissue. Helminths, protozoa and fungi aren't limited to your intestines.
>>730134215she has a run later horrorslop of the month trash in the event too!
>>730133175jerma solidified his falling off with selling his soulvinny post-"allegations" is a soulless husk because he has his handlers do everything
>>730134262
>>730134367The festering rot of GDQ incarnate, and yet people still simp for this vile woman
>>730134215
>>730134262What a fucking horrible day to have eyes.
Why does speedrunning attract so many troons?
>>730133014>Meager 1 millionNigga cartels have used $300 counter strike knives to launder money.You either do ant work or your racket gets too much heat.
>>730134215I'd pound this boy out and tell him to get pregnant
>>730134164>Rixer also having the best run at GDQ so far even though its the same Budokai run he does every timeHe cant keep winning.
threads really slowed down this year eh
>>730134262vile
>>730134262>the butt pick
>>730133827Just b urself. Talk to anons (withour mentioning tranny this or that every post), about the games, anime, cheeky fun stuff while watching the runs. Might be harder these days when everyone is so bitter though.
>>730134462autism, thats literally it, theres nothing deeper about it
>>730134215she should wash her greasy fucking hair
>>730134214
>>730134462It started as an autism overlap between being hyperfixated on one thing like a particular game and transgenderism until there were enough trannies in GDQ to make it seem like a safe spot for trannies to go to
THERE LITERALLY HASN'T BEEN A GOOD RUN YET AND IT'S ALMOST DAY 3 I FUCKING HATE GDQ SO MUCH WHY AM I EVEN WATCHING THIS WASTE OF TIME TRANNY EVENT
>>730133438>you don't watch poopoopeepee53?!
who the hell speedruns a kirby game
>>730133736>>730134523>tfw chartecker won't ever be my friendfuck my chud life
>>730134562Let it go man. Enjoy the run
i too found my best friend in the whole wide world! he is the poster below me, hi fren
>>730130372I thought this was an exaggeration, damn https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0QJZEss9AWM
>>730132308When GDQ first got big longform videos on the subject like what you see today were far from the norm.
>>730134556>not until JuneIt's over...
>>730133438>why do you guys don't like one of the biggest söy leftists streamers on twitch!
>>73013458740 year old men.
>>730134583Whatever happened to the dude 2nd from the right? I remember him always being in the skits
>>730134556anon... you have a calendar on your computer.
>>730134651I think he raped?
>fashion advice from these people
>>730134215pls just one decent run of a decent game with zero troons pls
>>730131616Ignoring your retarded framing, yes I wanted to watch the SSE run
1 hour of this run has felt like 3
>>730134717literally /fa/
>>730134676Windows 7 doesn't have one.
>>730133552I would never watch this shit if it weren't for the threads.
>>730134367poor lad who married that nutcaseif you've seen what he looks like, he really could do better
>>730134801post link
>>730134717honestly kinda cool if its done in a chill waykeep in mind many of these people are seriously mentally ill so doing some therapy advice is good
what is the fucking point of speedrunning a piss easy baby game with no tech
>>730134780What?? I remember 7 having one...
>DAMN RIGHT THEY ARE
>>730134862are you even looking at that image, look at what shes wearing bro
>>730134801Lots of men just don't want to be alone.
>>730134849don't have the image, but im sure someone else does
>>730133438I remember how before his face reveal he tried to act like he was this handsome muscular chad and he made fun of bald peopleI can't watch him anymore after seeing what he looks like
>>730134892Um, to beat the game faster than normal.
They don't even realize that aggressively repetitive chanting of "TRANS RIGHTS" has turned it into a meme phrase. It has no meaning, like shouting BAZINGA, it's nothingness
>>730134862>mentally ill trannies looking like exploded pillsbury biscuit tins telling other mentally ill trannies how to dressoh im sure this advice will be great
>>730134894it doesn't have one built in but there's a million third party calendar apps out there and the dude is still making individual txt files for each event...
>>730134892It's Games Done QUICK you fucking nerd
>>730134462Autism + Isolation/Need for acceptance + Discord manipulation = The current state of speedrunning
>>730134892this isn't a speedrunning event anymore chud
alright lads gonna go drop a fat log this cringe shit better be over by the time I'm done
>>730134985They're owning the Orange Man chud!
>>730133469what?
>>730134924its pretty bad but my point is some of them are seriously fucking insane and couldnt even put a bad fit together
>>730134556>text file post itsbased
>>730133761Lol
>>730134214ASM Open (Because calling it ASM Summer would be confusing) - Late JanuaryESA - Mid FebruaryThere's also GDQ's black event in early February
>>730134985no sweety its activism
>>730135017Is it that easy to get manipulated by discord?
>>730134985To be fair, if they were capable of critical thinking they wouldn't be trans in the first place.
>>730135076On today's episode of Anon Accidentally Reveals His Fetishes
>>730134967Trans feet?
>>730135000
>dont want to buy a switch 2>really wish I could play splatoon
Oops, can't say fuck
>>730134892So you can say you're a speedrunner and get world record. Its a common tactic, speedrun a game with no real strats and you get WR easily. Same with speedrunning literal who games that nobody plays.
>>730135143Do they identify as hands?
>>730134849
>>730135107When you have no friends and are suddenly lovebombed by an entire community yeah.
>>730135208nondescript appendage is the proper term
BAKERBAKEEEEEER
>>730135301>>730135301>>730135301
nuh yet
>>730135265they look like siblings
>>730135249ayy gh anon
>>730135152Just get a Switch 1 then?Just make your choice before the next price hike.
>>730135265Never date a Disney bitch. Ever.
>>730133778Imagine oversharing. Anon wasn't even datamining, just baiting.
>>730135265now that's some proper american smile
>>730134892you get bragging being one of the fastest players at beating piss easy baby game fastit's cuhrazy
>>730135265Oh the BLACK one was trans I thought she was too
>>730134462HRT atrophies internal organs, surgical mutilation often results in sepsis. So, you could say troons speedrun their lives, self-destruction any%>
>>730135682We are all trans on GDQ days
>>730135376i wasnt over sharing, i was telling him his argument is flawed
>>730131591If you're using streamlink + mpv you can yourself with this.(Or https://github.com/2bc4/twitch-hls-client for muh rust, muh minimalism)mpv auto-mute.lua v1.0.0https://pastebin.com/6TA9bzU1Put your mouse over the pixel you want to mute with (pic related) and press F1 when it's the color you want it to be when it should not be muted. If it deviates from that original color it will mute the video. You can select multiple pixels, just go over the pixel you want and press F1 again. Press F2 to clear all selected pixels.Weaker hardware can drop a lot of frames from the constant pseudo-screenshots. Tweak the poll_time if it's too much. I've got it running on my 10 year old HTPC muting the donation reader and it's totally tolerable though.There is a some lag in the AGDQ visual cue, adding "mpv --audio-delay=0.1" can help auto-mute before hearing someone speak.>Am retarded. How do I use this?Have the video player mpv.Download the file as auto-mute.lua and put it in your mpv script directory "~/.config/mpv/scripts/" on linux/macos or "C:\users\USERNAME\AppData\Roaming\mpv\scripts\" on windows, make the directory if it doesn't exist yet.Watch the stream or video and use F1/F2 as described.Alternatively command line something likempv --script=~/Downloads/auto-mute.lua https://twitch.tv/gamesdonequick>This will affect chart rankings.Yes. Some will use it and some won't. I think it is best to put power in the hands of the viewer to have more control over their experience. You can auto-mute VODs as well.>This mutes the whole stream, is it possible to just mute the voices?Not really. All the audio is in one stream so it's not possible to mute the voices and keep the game audio. This is a trade-off I am willing to accept.>This will cause AGDQ to remove the visual cue.That would be hilarious.
>>730134985Anon, if your restaurant didn't have a kitchen, you'd too try to scare off customers. It's a laundromat.
>>730135265dios mio
>>730135993if they were money laundering, they'd want MORE viewers and legit donations because then they could get away with laundering more. nobody is gonna believe an even with 3k viewers raised 3 million dollars. i swear, so many of you people in these threads are complete fucking retards
>>730133052Why hate gays though? Are they now 'too privileged' to be included in queer events? And what about cis women, are they too much of a danger?
>>730136142Can't tell if bait, complicit or genuinely clinical retarded. If it's bait, you're a master of your craft.