[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/v/ - Video Games


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1767603769921569.jpg (1.62 MB, 2160x3840)
1.62 MB
1.62 MB JPG
I can’t think of another game with a character model as insanely detailed as Eve. From visible skin pores, tits, ass, jiggle physics, and dense high-poly meshes holding up flawlessly in 4K close-ups. How does Shift Up do it?
>>
>>730168102
By focusing on character design and ignoring everything else which makes the game pretty mid.
Not that it matters because coomers will overlook anything then there are hot females.
>>
western devs could never
>>
I don't care for third person action games and I'm not going to start playing one just because it has titties in it.
>>
>>730168291
I’d say it’s a bit better than mid but it definitely needed a little more focus
>>
If there is one thing Gatcha devs are good at it's this.
>>
>>730168943
Is this you? >>730168093
>>
Who likes this game more: AGP troons or culture warrior Gaymers?
>>
Not japanese no play
>>
Where's the Polish spammer?
>>
>>730168102
Should I buy this game on PC? Its still kinda expensive
Hot girls enhance the game for me but I need good gameplay too
Idk about story for this type of game
>>
>>730169134
Got crushed.
Toasters are fucking heavy.
You can't even call it death by snu snu because there's not a corpse with crushed pelvis, just some red paste.
>>
>>730169034
No but i share his sentiment.
>>
>>730169179
it's a decent action game, keep in mind it's the studio's first real game.
>>
I miss Midnaaaaaaa fuuuckkkkk
FUUUUCJKKKKKK
but she died and the mirror was broken....
Fuck this gay fucking earth
Fuck you all.
Fuck eberyone
I just want Midna back
Fuck you all
Fuck normies till tje end of time
Fuck redditors up theure feminine asses/qounds
I fucking hate tou all
I just wanr my Momo back
Fuck you
Fuxk you all
Brimg back my momo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HOy7_IyvBj8&list=RDHOy7_IyvBj8&start_radio=1
Baby, i miss you
>>
>>730169179
The story is the weakest point of the game, but it's good at everything else. Combat is kinda limited at first, but once you start unlocking skills, you'll get the hang of it.
>>
>>730168102
Whats her polycount?
>>
File: 20250707155531_1.jpg (870 KB, 3440x1440)
870 KB
870 KB JPG
>>730169179
It's a solid action game, you've already played this game about 200 times on PS2 crappy platforming puzzling and hub areas included.
>>
>>730169615
YOURE ALL BUNCHA TRANNIES. FUCK YOU ALL. FUCUUUUCCCKKK YOU. YOU SEGREGATING MOTHER FUCKS. RAC8ST PIECES OF SHIT. SEGREGATING MOTJERFUCKS. I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH. TILL MY DYING DAYS, I WILL ALWAYS HATE. FUUUUUUCCCCKKK YOU
>>
>>730168102
you got anymore pics
>>
>>730169217
He's out there, watching
>>
>>730169739
BRING BACK MY MOMO!!!!!! FUCK YOU. NOTJING ELSE MATTERS EXCEPT MY MOMO
FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME WALK THIS GAY FUCKING EARTH WITHOUT HER!!!!
SUCK MY VINIGAR BALLS!!!
gonna go on alone without her. Gonna spend the rest of my days knowing she's not with me. I just want my momo back. It hurts. I phyisically hurt. I can barely sleep
>>
File: 1759682943634688.webm (1.45 MB, 720x1080)
1.45 MB
1.45 MB WEBM
For me, it's Raven
>>
File: InShot_20251230_112506315.jpg (270 KB, 1920x1789)
270 KB
270 KB JPG
>>730168459
*anymore
>>
Sweet, sweet Momo. Forgive me. I hate everytjing now that youre gone. Fuck all. Fuck everything. None of it ever mattered
>>
>>730170056
Prompt?
>>
>>730168102
Literally made for blond boys
>>
File: 1765548671069101.webm (3.9 MB, 416x550)
3.9 MB
3.9 MB WEBM
>>730168102
>brick scale tits
sharpness =! quality

now, all side, she's mogged by the Chang of Fallen Feathers
>>
>>730169615
Why are Nintendo Adults?
>>
>>730170109
It's all trash. Notjing is worth helping anymore. People are fucking gatbage. Thier plight means nothing. Fuck them all. None ofnit matters anymore because youre gone
>>
>there really is a Wuchink spamming schizo waiting for any SB thread to post his retarded bullshit
welp
>>
>>730170147
You are garbage and so are they. I tried to be nice. I rried to meet people hafway
Garbage
Trash
>>
>>730170270
I domt care anymore. People are garbage and my Momo is dead.
I just needed her and rhe wolrd took her away
>>
File: midgets-boxing.gif (778 KB, 220x161)
778 KB
778 KB GIF
>>730170208
>Wuchink subhumans
>SB subhumans
>TFD subhumans
>>
Hey have you heard of Eve's boyfriend? Can somebody give me a quick rundown in the form of a simple jpeg image?
>>
>>730170407
>TFD
Total Frodo Death?
>>
File: Spoiler Image (94 KB, 3840x1200)
94 KB
94 KB PNG
>>730170418
>>
File: 1766012055086815.jpg (208 KB, 1152x2096)
208 KB
208 KB JPG
>>730168102
>How does Shift Up do it?
By making her uncanny valley looking, like a possessed plastic doll.

Her face looks hilarious next to the male characters from the same game, legitimately feels like a 3D version of MUGEN (anyone remember the clashing sprites from different games).
>>
>>730170837
>cherrypicking retard
lel
>>
>>730171164
>cherry picking
Nigga, that’s the three main characters of the game. Not to mention Eve in game is the most blandest no personality character too, basically a dress up doll
>>
>tfw the hyperrealistic main male feels more at home among the cast of a completely unrelated Western game than next to the females of his own world
It's actually hilarious how Chinese / South Koreans (and to a lesser extent Japanese) are so mindwarped by surgeries they think women look like uncanny plastic dolls.
>>
File: 1765408824115973.jpg (64 KB, 661x1024)
64 KB
64 KB JPG
>>730170837
>men and women are different
>>
>>730171313
Lune is so cute
>>
>>730171276
>Nigga, that’s the three main characters of the game
Yeah and I'm sure you think you're not a disingenuous fucktard when you pair Lili and Orcal who's a literal monster masquerading as human.
>>
>>730171313
>cherrypicked image again
Sorry faggot, your dishonesty won't get you anywhere.
>>
>>730171313
hello Mr.IGN France Gaming Journalist faggot
>>
>>730169179
Grab it on sale. It's a solid game but there's no insane wow factor that makes it a must play. If you think eve is cute then it'll definitely be worth your money however.
>>
>>730171479
I'm not the one who post that pic, i was talking about Adam. I don't care about the old fag, he was forgettable like the vast majority of character in SB
>>
File: 156746356.jpg (262 KB, 1250x902)
262 KB
262 KB JPG
>>730169179
If you just want to play, it's only 2 bucks. Keep in mid that the beginning of the game look quite browny and ugly enviroments. Overall It's fine, not a must play, the parry doesn't feel as good as other parryslop like Sekiro, the music is good if you like Kpop+Nier, solid 6/10
>>
File: 1766107660591508.jpg (2.13 MB, 2812x5000)
2.13 MB
2.13 MB JPG
>>730169749
>>
>>730170135
Is this actually how her ass moves around in game? I'm buying if so. Also is the costume a mod?
>>
>>730171409
>men and women are different
Indeed, it's easy to tell male and female faces apart, it's also easy to tell human-like and plastic doll-like faces apart.
>>
File: 1032818230219839124.jpg (277 KB, 977x1595)
277 KB
277 KB JPG
>>730171313
That's loreful and a neat detail because adam is the last true human in the game, meanwhile everyone else are androids made to think they're human. That's why every other character looks either stylized or a monstrous mass of cybernetis, while adam just looks like some dude.
>>
>>730172334
first question: no.
> https://www.nexusmods.com/wuchangfallenfeathers/mods/27?tab=files
> https://www.nexusmods.com/Core/Libs/Common/Widgets/ModRequirementsPopUp?id=60&game_id=7976
second question: no
>>
>>730172567
I thought Kaya is a human too.
>>
>>730172340
>cherrypicked image AGAIN
>intentionally uses different lighting
>there's shitload of scenes where Eve and Adam share the screen yet this fucktard doesn't even post a single one
yup, disingenuous imbecile indeed
>>
>>730172567
>adam is the last true human in the game
He was a human before he became human-naytiba hybrid.
>>
>>730172907
Everyone in Xion is andro-eidos.
>>
File: orcal_stellar_blade.jpg (81 KB, 705x826)
81 KB
81 KB JPG
>>730172567
Meanwhile in reality, even the mechanical eldritch horror can still look fundamentally human, but of course this isn't going apply to the main females.

Get real waifufaggot, the females don't look that way not because they're "not real humans", but because South Korean / Chinese males find plastic doll-looking "women" attractive.
>>
>>730173047
retard
>>
>>730172907
nope. Adam is the last homo sapiens sapiens in the game. Everyone else became the naytiba while the others are just androids. Some how never wondering why they don't age, grow, eat proper organic food, or assume that breathing in space was a normal thing to do, in the case for Lily.
>>
>>730168723
Could do more with the worldbuilding other than "aahhh everything sucks we dead now bye bye world" like implied storytelling could be used.
>>
>>730173105
>Some how never wondering why they don't age, grow, eat proper organic food, or assume that breathing in space was a normal thing to do, in the case for Lily.
Did you skip the first Hall of Records audio recording, shortly before Corrupter boss fight?
How about that side quest guy that asks you to go back there and inquire specifically about meat sacks?
>>
File: 1765008623393992.png (1.93 MB, 1456x820)
1.93 MB
1.93 MB PNG
>>730170837
>>730171313
>an android designed to be pretty is pretty
There are ugly female NPCs, you just haven't played the game to know that.
>>
>>730173047
Nothing about orcal looks human. He has exaggerated features the emphasize how ancient he is. After all, he is one of the very first Naytiba/Androeidos hybrids.
The main female characters look special because they are the main characters. This is true in many asian games where regular npcs have very low detail and look very generic while the main characters, especially in anime, have unnatural hair colors and features. Look at the FF7 remake. Generic npcs look like irl people but Cloud and friends look like 3d anime people.
>>
File: 1032818230219839125.jpg (84 KB, 833x478)
84 KB
84 KB JPG
>>730173267
Enya looks relatively normal, but she's a minor side character, yeah
>>
>>730173105
>Some how never wondering why they don't age, grow, eat proper organic food, or assume that breathing in space was a normal thing to do, in the case for Lily.
I'm pretty sure it's because their understanding of humanity isn't organic humanity. It's why they think that humanity is a fusion of organic and mechanical, memory sticks are a normal thing, they eat some nutrient paste (mentioned off-hand in one fishing quest) and a servant bot in the space elevator is treated as a human.
>>
>>730173105
frodo pls
at least pay the fucking attention to the game
the official story told by Mama Ball is that ??? years ago the humanity underwent rapid evolution + enhancement
heart was replaced by body cell, diseases and aging conquered, bodies made so tough they could reach ocean depths or work in space without any gear
it is literally spelled out for you in library where you get the first hyper cell
>>
>>730168291
the game only ignored npc character models
the game has a beyond excellent learning curve with power progression and enemy variety + aggression going up as you get further in
the story is interesting if you read the logs (while only needing both endings for full context if you don't) (yes, I do think the biblical allusions carry the main story with side quests being a good enough reason to go out and about)
graphics are truly mid in desert areas but what is there is well made. Then you get to matrix 11, eidos 9, space elevator, and naytiba nest and you're eating good. Even the abyss levels have some very nice looking (and fun) set pieces
>>
File: 1758970130652924.jpg (285 KB, 1920x2160)
285 KB
285 KB JPG
>>
>>730173439
>"D1G-g2rs could be here" she thought
>>
>>730173413
Let's be honest here, shall we?
Stellar Blade gets A LOT of leeway because the main characters are super hot.
Anons who would otherwise complain about copious yellow paint everywhere, reused bosses, quick time events, linear corridor levels, 'woke' shit like nigs in Xion and lots of other things give it a pass because there's hundred+ skintight bodysuits, some of them even making Eve's tits and ass bigger.
>>
File: jeido.jpg (504 KB, 1920x1080)
504 KB
504 KB JPG
>>730168102
this game is literally perfect in every aspect and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>
>>730174206
the game actually has a ton of unique bosses compared to other action games. The return of QTEs and the linear corridor levels are the best parts of the game.
My biggest issue with it are the open world areas and those side quests that serve no purpose and are generally very low effort.
>>
File: 176432543886078949.jpg (417 KB, 1079x1942)
417 KB
417 KB JPG
>>730173105
>Huge Stellar Blade Fan Excited to Play It For First Time
>>
>>730168102
Stellar Blade made my standards higher. Tits and ass are not enough, there should also be visible pores on skin texture.
>>
>>730174219
>piss filter screenshot
>literally perfect in every aspect
at least go where Doro is so you can pretend it's a joke
>>
>>730169134
What's the name of Eve's official husband, anyone knows?
>>
>>730174801
>>730170580
>>
>>730174801
Machei Novitski or something, strange man
>>
>>730174801
>>730174895
>>730174928
say it, come on
>>
File: 1762654769402258.png (1.56 MB, 1920x1080)
1.56 MB
1.56 MB PNG
I heard you talking shit
>>
>>730175130
>>730174801

an actual prophet of the AI age
>>
>>730172008
what site is that?
>>
>>730175585
wmcentre
>>
File: 1763247032864.jpg (86 KB, 1036x946)
86 KB
86 KB JPG
>>730174659
there's nothing wrong with yellow foggy desert environments
>>
>>730172334
>I'm buying if so
the steam version is censored so you have to pirate the original version
>>
>>730174801
HIS NAME, PLEASE
>>
>>730175648
Steam has been so fucking gay lately
>>
>>730175780
Nothing to do with steam, the devs craved to chink outrage. The outfits aren't censored, the story is
>>
>>730175881
China ruins everything, man.
>>
>>730174801
Raphael Marks
>>
>>730174206
Stellar Blade bringing people in the door with its sex appeal is not measurable beyond yes or no, but people have discussed Stellar Blade's yellow paint and those talks have less legs than eve because stellar blade doesnt have design where the obvious path forward has been sneezed upon with paint
you could post a screenshot of the one arrow in eidos 11 before the Hall of memories but that betrays your assertion of 'everywhere.' we already know (and bemoan) Stellar Blade deserts. Could you share with the class where the yellow paint fits into the goddamn open deserts? more importantly, if this paint does exist in some corner, does it highlight the obvious path forward or does it play the part of a mini map marker to content that isnt otherwise on your minimap to be fair its still yellow paint but compare this to ff7r and tell me if theyre remotely the same
>Corridor levels
the dungeons of the game are linear Stellar blade still utilizes exploration to find permanent upgrades and cosmetics and it does it rather well considering how many wind up at raven with micropenis resources their first time through
>reused bosses
they're more aptly called rematches because they have added content (and even visual damage from the first fight to confirm this is the same monster), even the straight up reused boss: corrupter 2, is in a side area to an optional dungeon and the fight has adds
>quick time events
exist during boss end sequences and the occasional trash mob or boss clash
these are a little out of vogue these days so its funny to see them funnier to see you seethe at their existence when theyre just vibing
>niggers in xion
mother sphere wanted blacks tf you want me to do about it - although I remember reading that most of the surviving andro eidos are legion which come from the colonies which mother sphere gundam dropped onto earth so mother sphere is racist which is based and another reason eve should kill her
>v gives stellar blade a pass
the sex is gravy
>>
>>730168102
>a character model as insanely detailed as Eve
Something that really gets on my nerves is how lazy they went on her hands and feet, I can understand the feet since they are almost always covered up but hands are always visible and they look really low poly compared to the rest of body, looks a bit out place at times.
>>
>>730168102
Despite all that she's pretty much already forgotten.
>>
>>730168102
d-does she have a boyfriend..?
>>
>>730168459
is there even a single western triple A game with jiggle physics? they are touting realism left and right but boobs will forever be static, kinda funny really.
>>
>>730176902
>because stellar blade doesn't have design where the obvious path forward has been sneezed upon with paint
There's literally a big yellow smudge 'guiding' Eve towards the staircase leading to first Abadon boss fight.
It's a fucking staircase leading up, with no place to get sidetracked until you beat Abadon and open shortcut.
The paint is present in large amounts through every area and you nitpicking the word 'everywhere' won't change that.

>and even visual damage from the first fight to confirm this is the same monster
Except it is not.
They specifically tell you that Wasteland Gigas is a new subspecies.
The one you killed in Crater area in Eidos 7 just went pooof into thin air, leaving behind Alpha Core, remember?
Corrupter 2 near D1G-g2r's initial hideout in Wastelands is straight copy and only difference is shape and size of the 'arena'.
Corrupter 3 in Eidos 9 has one add but it's still straight copy once you erase the hammerhead horse what's his name with couple of Triplets in first 10 seconds.
>because they have added content
I wouldn't call boss like Abadon 2 going straight to phase 2 'added content'.
Gigas 2 at least behaves more aggressively compared to first one, even if the moves are same.

>these are a little out of vogue these days so its funny to see them funnier to see you seethe at their existence when theyre just vibing
You can't even admit with straight face they are shitty and unnecessary so you go for weasel wording with ''little out of vogue these days'' pretending I'm seething for some reason.
Good job retard.
>>
>>730177615
you wish
>>
a little bit saggy tits are the best
>>
>>730177935
>paint leading to Abaddon boss fight
which can be viewed as a marker that this is a point of no return. I'm not arguing paint doesn't exist I'm arguing that this is the superior implementation of yellow paint
>wasteland gigas is a new subspecies
adam's words are not to be trusted if you forgot. subspecies of things don't have the same injuries we inflict on them from the first boss fight
>added content isn't added content
>corrupter 2 is actually in the digger area and corrupter 3 is the eidos 9 one
fug I actually forgot that corrupter is fought twice before eidos 9. I don't know if 1 and 2 are identical so I won't say anything but Abaddon is different every time
>if a qte exists it is bad
mario party btfo
cooking minigames DESTROYED
rhythm games don't have real gameplay
stfu it's a qte at the end of a boss fight. I don't even know what happens if you fail or don't do it
>>
>>730168102
nice hair
>>
>>730172201
Eve has 2B's porn body in R34 animations.
>>
>>730178645
>I don't even know what happens if you fail or don't do it
boss regens some hp so you have to continue a fight
>>
File: 1510530817612.gif (2.65 MB, 304x200)
2.65 MB
2.65 MB GIF
>>730169179
It's a good 8/10 game but not great. Might even be a 7/10 if you don't like tits and ass as much as the normal man does. Eve's fat tits and bouncing ass elevates the entertainment of the game a whole point for me. I like finding and collecting all the outfits and downloading mods for Eve. Gameplay tho? Ehh, it's okay. Fighting more than one enemy crumps the game.
>Can only block directly what's in front of you
>Limited parry window, that only parries 1 attack
>Dodging doesn't dodge, doesn't put distance between you and the enemy and doesn't have invulnerability frames
>Dodging is just another precise parry in functionality
>2 or 3 functional attacks, everything else locks you into frame animations, opening you up to take hits
1 on 1, the game is fine, but more than 1 enemy might make you made at how you're dodge doesn't dodge and your parry doesn't parry. Everything Eve does in gameplay is specifically tied to a 1 vs 1 setting, you'll be parrying one attack and getting hit by another. Dodging 1 attack while getting hit by another.
>>
>>730178838
All true, i hope they improve the combat in the sequel.
>>
>>730178838
>>Can only block directly what's in front of you
>>Limited parry window, that only parries 1 attack
>>Dodging doesn't dodge, doesn't put distance between you and the enemy and doesn't have invulnerability frames
>>Dodging is just another precise parry in functionality
>>2 or 3 functional attacks, everything else locks you into frame animations, opening you up to take hits
literally none of this is true and anyone who actually played the game knows it
is this some kind of tranny raid? what else it could be, mfers just lying in the face
>>
>>730168102
She's ugly
Scarlet is better and more charismatic
>>
>>730178838
did you make this exact post already in the past? i'm having a deja vu
>>
>>730179238
She speaks weirdly though.
>>
>>730178645
>which can be viewed as a marker that this is a point of no return
Good cope, surely people realized because of the smudge the boss fight is right around the corner.
>adam's words are not to be trusted if you forgot. subspecies of things don't have the same injuries we inflict on them from the first boss fight
Seriously are you fucking retarded?
Do I have to link a youtube video of first Gigas disintegrating into nothing right in front of your eyes?
>added content isn't added content
Skipping Phase 1 isn't 'added content' no matter how much you pretend it is with Abadon 2.
If you want to pretend at least mention the Brute where you kill the tutorial area one before he goes to phase 2 so the one you fight in Wasteland's forbidden zone actually has a bunch of extra fiery moves player didn't saw yet.

>if a qte exists it is bad
Don't put words in my mouth you fucking retard.
We're talking about Stellar Blade so don't try to deflect with other games.
Press one button QTE is completely retarded and unnecessary.
>>
>>730178838
you can change directions in-between attacks tho, jumping also makes it more manageable to dodge stray attacks
there's plenty of aoe shit to use
also that gear from the trap chest in the wastelands that was specifically made for such situations
it's not often that you fight multiple strong enemies at once anyway
>>
>>730170837
wow it's almost like he is human and she is not
>>
File: AM5EIdroAo.png (316 KB, 806x1243)
316 KB
316 KB PNG
>>730170837
yawn, its the self-hating korean schizo again
>>
>>730168291
You don't have to pretend that you played it btw
>>
>>730179618
I played the demo and it was obviously a more boring and horny Nier ripoff. And Nier’s gameplay wasn’t good either.
>>
>>730169179
gameplay is nothing new, but still enjoyable
story is nonexistant
>>
File: jmhYKGRKOx.png (23 KB, 782x268)
23 KB
23 KB PNG
>>730179785
>a more horny Nier
Fucking lmao. Stellar Blade plays everything completely straight forward with 0 implied horniness (except that one time where the fisherman politely asks Eve to wear a swimsuit he made). Nier is way more horny because of the constantly implied attraction between the two main characters, among other things.
But you wouldn't know that, because you probably didn't play either of those games.
>>
>>730172340
white people are uncanny
>>
>>730179816
>story is nonexistant
see >>730179618
>>
>>730179956
That’s a crazy reach considering Eve’s character design and how anons can never stop uuuuuuuoooooooooooooohhhhhh’ing over her
>>
>>730179618
I did several playthroughs because there was nothing better to do at the time.
I'm just not going to pretend it's 10/10 flawless masterpiece because there are jiggly tits and asses like you would.
>>
>>730179956
It's horny in its presentation, not its characters behaviour. I agree that no one is acting horny. They'd need to have a personality for that.
>>
>>730179379
>Press one button QTE is completely retarded and unnecessary.
First action game you've ever played?
>>
>>730169179
its better than ninja gaiden 4 or Nier
>>
>>730179956

Automata is infinitely ruined now because Taro recently revealed the entire game is just his take of Evangelion, which is fucking pathetic.
>>
>>730180041
Unfortunate there is nothing inbetween "mid" and "10/10 flawless masterpiece" indeed
>>
>>730179785
Yoko Taro himself said SB is better than automata though.
You can't really fault him, since Automata is basically Nier (Replicant) 1.5, and both Replicant and Automata make Drakengard 4.
>>
File: xzJZKTIXPL.png (22 KB, 882x87)
22 KB
22 KB PNG
>>730180236
>it's real
lmao this nigga cant be serious
i mean i always saw a resemblance but not to this degree. he's probably just desperate for attention, as he usually is
>>
>>730180261
If you get so hot and bothered by me calling it mid I'll make a concession and rate it 6.5/10 so you can sleep at night soundly, knowing you defeated another hater of your favorite tits and ass game.
>>
File: 2b butt.jpg (60 KB, 700x627)
60 KB
60 KB JPG
>>730180035
*taps the sign*
>>
>>730180261
This. The zoomer's rating
>Bad
>Mid
>9-10
And also
>I don't like = it's baaaaad
>Nuances? What does that mean? It's not on tiktok
>>
>>730180427
Are we now acting as if /v/ hasn't always sorted games into GOTYAY and shit
>>
>>730169179
Yes, make an exception for the gaming is healing movement. Show the AAAslop market what gets rewarded
>>
File: v ratings.png (143 KB, 680x597)
143 KB
143 KB PNG
>>730180427
Hello newfriend!
How do you like your first week on /v/?
>>
>>730178838
bro your grenades? your multiple AoE attacks that cause knockdown?
this is like DaS2 shitters complaining about mobs again and refusing to use any form of crowd control skills/weapons
>>
>>730180529
It wasn't always like that here... Yep.
>>
File: G98rUqJXAAEAkxB.jpg (931 KB, 2160x3840)
931 KB
931 KB JPG
>>
>>730179956
you know that line is canonically saying KILL in the asterisks, get your mind out of the gutter
>>
>>730180592
You're exposing yourself as a new fag more though.
>>
>>730178759
Do you think her ass is also 150 kg?
>>
>>730180743
>NO U
Good job, you almost managed to cover up your butthurt.
Almost.
>>
>>730180009
it has the depth of a Dreamworks movie
>>
>>730180803
I don't need to flex anything to know I'm not wrong, but if you want, I don't really care.
>>
>>730180812
>already moving the goalpost
classic
>>
>>730180789
Nikkes do, so most likely yes.
>>
>>730168102
Nobody except brainrotten porn addicts like you would even notice these things.
>>
>>730170135
>ass jingle physics
>bikini top string physics
>sword clips though the fence

Aaaaannnd dropped. Have fun with your coomer bait anons.
>>
>>730180891
I accept your concession
>>
Dont you wish Eve would do porn? God that'd be so hot
>>
>>730180968
>sword clips though the fence
Ever played a video game before? Probably not.
>>
File: 1461191442477.jpg (107 KB, 287x442)
107 KB
107 KB JPG
>>730180739
holy secondary.
no, you fucking tourist. the line does not say KILL canonically. it is intentionally left open for the audience. it is possible that it is not even 4 letters in english. you are free to choose whatever you want. that is the point.
>>
>>730181043
If the string isn't clipping through her back but the weapon is clipping through the fence it shows where the priorities lie. You might as well jack off to literal porn than play this coomer bait.
>>
>>730180812
it's simple but doesn't constantly dump you exposition, let's you wander and ponder on stuff on your own through the environment, has some twists
what's more to ask
>>
File: ffry.png (188 KB, 603x452)
188 KB
188 KB PNG
>>730181028
>>
Pantyhose doko?
>>
File: 1749887800566284.jpg (1.5 MB, 3840x2160)
1.5 MB
1.5 MB JPG
>>
>>730168102
Raven is better than this misunderstanding
>>
File: FIrjftgUYAA9jmm.jpg (114 KB, 751x889)
114 KB
114 KB JPG
>>730181371
>>
>>730180951
>only brainrotten porn addicts can notice details
proud to be one then
>>
>>730181125
the only word that makes sense with the plot is KILL everything else its your headcanon
>>
>>730181245
You are retarded.
>The string on her back isn't clipping!!!!!
>The sword is clipping
One is definitely more simpler than the other to do. The fucking string on her back has no "variables", it's always on her back, the same back. It's way different than MOVING AROUND with your sword interacting with the decor... If she puts her back to a wall, the string will clip too.

Seriously, I think you might have suffered a stroke anon, it's not possible to be this retarded. Be careful!
>>
>>730177917
Bg3 adding cock physics but not boob physics in a patch really reveals what western gaming is about these days.
>>
>>730180343
He says all sorts of shit
>>
>>730181583
>the only word that makes sense with the plot is KILL
then you just have an extremely limited imagination, which is fine. a lot of people do.
>>
>>730168102
The creator wanted his waifu as detailed as possible.
The rest of the game just comes in package along with her
>>
File: Untitle43d.jpg (61 KB, 896x335)
61 KB
61 KB JPG
I got bored of the game after the juggernault fight. The story is really boring, and the combat is just so so. But Eve is probably the most boring female MC of the decade, might as well make her a silent customizable character
>>
>>730180369
Thank you, this lifted my spirits
>>
>>730181939
do you really think anyone is gonna take you seriously with that screenshot? lmao
>>
>>730181623
Grok is this real?
>>
>>730168102
It was a work of love
I'm eager for the next Shift Up project
>>
File: 3489700_20260104031413_1.png (3.73 MB, 2560x1440)
3.73 MB
3.73 MB PNG
hongbuki-sama
>>
File: Untitled08.jpg (247 KB, 1920x1080)
247 KB
247 KB JPG
>>730182045
Why do I want you to take me seriously? I’m just saying the game is boring. No need to get that defensive
>>
File: 037e2d2NZp.png (41 KB, 787x395)
41 KB
41 KB PNG
>>730182136
5 gallons of water were wasted for this
>>
>>730181939
>700 hours on a fucking gacha
jesus christ
>>
>>730174445
Where is the dress code for senseis

stop making us all look bad.
>>
>>730182425
Considering I leave it afk at work, yeah
>>
File: Daily reminder.png (1 MB, 1920x1080)
1 MB
1 MB PNG
>>730179328
>did you make this exact post already in the past? i'm having a deja vu
Maybe? My opinions are my own and I've been here for 17yrs, so maybe you have if you come here a lot or maybe you haven't.
>>
File: seanigga.jpg (183 KB, 1080x810)
183 KB
183 KB JPG
>>730182482
>>
>>730182583
You talk like a redditor, and your shit's all retarded.
>>
File: 3489700_682.jpg (591 KB, 3840x2160)
591 KB
591 KB JPG
>>730179175
>mfers just lying in the face
What proof do you want? Ask and you shall receive. Want my video game history of playing hard games? I've played all of; Devil may cry series, Shinobi series, Ninja Gaiden series, Dark Souls series, Beyonetta series. I've beaten Stella Blade. Want more pics? Want a dic pic to see size?
>>
>>730182397
We need to have BG3-like game made by Koreans. Imagine all your love interests look like Eve and TFD whores.
>>
File: 98784651387484.jpg (65 KB, 1280x720)
65 KB
65 KB JPG
>>730182762
But you didn't call me a liar.
>>
>>730182601
At least he's wearing a tie and collared shirt.
>>
I don't understand why niggas getting so defensive about some people don't like SB story, combat whatever
>>
>>730182905
The downside is that they'd also have the personality of Eve.
>>
>>730182992
Nobody is saying that the story or combat is perfect. It's just the fact that most of these "critics" have never actually played the game which you can often just deduce by looking at their posts. This has been a recurring thing in these threads, especially when you have people like the self-hating korean schizo who will constantly try and make up new things to hate about a game he hasn't even played. That's why there is such a pushback, because anons can sniff that shit out pretty quickly.
>>
>>730183015
I'd take Eve's personality overt somebody like Karlach aka reddit personified, any day.
>>
File: 1510875953318.png (274 KB, 900x844)
274 KB
274 KB PNG
>>730183218
>This has been a recurring thing in these threads

>People complain about a few things
>Everyone complains about these things so it's bait
Why didn't people complain about Nier Automata combat?
>>
>>730183218
It’s not like the game is that expensive, though. However, the free demo really makes the game look bad for a lot of people. And you can play the full game for 1 or 2 bucks by buying an account on denuvoless or wmcentre anyway
>>
>>730183350
Eve's personality? Care to elaborate?
Let's see, she wants to complete the mission, and she doesn't like to swim... does being a bitch for no reason to Roxanne count as a character trait? Pretty thin here.
You can dislike Karlach, I don't like her either, but at least she is a proper, developed character.
>>
>>730183218
I bought the game and i don't know what the fuss make you faggots so obsessed with this Eve bitch, she has the personality and emotion of a sex doll. I like the Tachyon something bitch, she's sexy but she literally died 2 minutes in the game and come back as a shitty boss fight then died again LMAO boohoo so sad boohoo
>>
>>730183454
>Why didn't people complain about Nier Automata combat?
They did? So many people did, lmao. Nier Automata's combat is, by far, its worst aspect. People were rightfully disappointed when they expected Platinum Games to make a really great fleshed out combat system and got a mindless button masher with 0 depth instead. Why are you just making shit up?
>>
>>730183648
>sex doll
Didn't you forget your usual catchphrase? Starts with a G.
>>
File: U4325ntitled.jpg (382 KB, 1920x1080)
382 KB
382 KB JPG
>>730183738
Sad but true, she’s pretty much just a dress-up sex doll
>>
How did this game mind break so many grown men?
>>
>>730184285
Culture war in action. Conservative thought leaders declared it to be an "anti-woke" game and that means morons had to make it part of their personality.
>>
>>730184385
take a shower, airbagged. you smell like shit
>>
Clean up the spamming jannies
>>
DoA XVV should upgrade their models up to this level.
Prism models fucking suck and were such a disappointment
>>
>>730184864
that would require Tecmo to still actually care about DOA
>>
>>730182525
lol its the same excuses every time
>>
>>730170837
This is unironically a good thing and you are a gay tranny.
>>
Didn't they add two new costumes and some other crap in a recent update or did I hallucinate that? I still need to go for my second ending.
>>
What's going on in this thread? Who is he?
>>
File: 1767326572107117.jpg (291 KB, 2048x1544)
291 KB
291 KB JPG
Why does this game keep having such a weird discussion about it? I thought it was an okay action game that could've been way better.

Also the game could've actually used the sex appeal instead of just pretending it's not there (woo sexy outfits...except nearly everyone in the game is asexual).

I just hope the sequel will be WAY better.
>>
>>730185701
There is at least one.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3574901675
>>
File: ocean string.jpg (975 KB, 2160x3840)
975 KB
975 KB JPG
>>730185701
They added this one in late September.
>>
>>730182885
I dont need any proof? Just saying all of that was bullshit.
>>
>>730185876
>>730185882
Nice, thanks lads.
>>
File: Evecute.jpg (822 KB, 2560x1439)
822 KB
822 KB JPG
>>730168291
>attacking/parrying/dodging/using skills
Feels great, I wish you could buffer inputs at the end of certain animations but that's a fairly minor complaint
>movement
Serviceable but a little clunky, only becomes an issue in a couple large group fights
>visual style
Character and monster designs are good but the prebaked UE5 camera angles in the dialogue cutscenes are a little dull
>music
Great, no notes
>story
Kind of trash, but the devs already acknowledged that and want to improve it in the follow up so I'm not going to harp on about it
>voice acting (English)
A bit of a mixed bag, I like Eve and Lily but Adam and most other NPCs suck
>level design
Not bad but nothing inspired either
>quests/side content
Mostly filler that unfortunately gate valuable upgrades and some of the best costumes

That's my review as someone who liked the game but is by no means a fanboy and appreciates the fan service but not so coombrained to completely ignore its flaws.
>>
>>730186754
>prebaked UE5 camera angles
not UE5. also no idea what you mean by "prebaked camera angles".
>>
File: 1743955807969848.jpg (503 KB, 2560x1439)
503 KB
503 KB JPG
>>730183552
Nta but she is naive, cute and kind. But ofc you wouldnt know it if you werent playing with KR VO becuase brit and jap VAs completely butchered her original personality.
>>
>>730168102
No nipples tho
>>
>>730186993
My mistake, but there are static camera angles in the dialogue cutscenes that look identical to defaults used in some UE5 games E33 being an example. The camera during the dialogues at camp is very similar to the camera used during Stellar Blade's dialogue: static shot at an oblique angle behind one character, facing toward the speaker.
>>
File deleted.
>>730187185
[spoiler[this was sadly patched out btw[/spoiler]
>>
File: 1528570991839.jpg (96 KB, 840x700)
96 KB
96 KB JPG
>>730168102
>character has cute great size boobs that fit her beautiful form
>fan art and modders balloon it out 2-3x in size
I wouldn't hate it as much if it weren't so fucking common, I genuinely have to dig around and sift through a lot of material just to find the on model stuff
>>
>>730187286
ctrl+s that shit nigga
>>
>>730187260
>E33 being an example. The camera during the dialogues at camp is very similar to the camera used during Stellar Blade's dialogue: static shot at an oblique angle behind one character, facing toward the speaker.
That's just a classic shot/reverse shot as it has been used in movies for decades.
>>
>>730187286
any actual ripped model before the patch?
>>
>>730187440
you right you right
>>
>>730187528
Don't think so. They patched it before it came to PC, I believe.
>>
>>730187417
She has different size of boobs, it depends on the outfit. In ceromonial Yorha costume she is pretty stacked and a lot of mods use either that size or even smaller ones, its also not that rare to have different choice of size for boobs/ass/legs in the same mod, especially if its CNS compatible.
>>
>>730187501
And it gets old when it's the only way dialogue is framed and shot, especially across a 40+ hour game, enough so that it stuck out to me
>>
>>730170056
That mouth thing is cringe and lame as fuck, get laid you retatd
>>
File: 1763043309339343.webm (2.84 MB, 1920x1080)
2.84 MB
2.84 MB WEBM
>>730188027
seethe more, tranny
>>
>>730187986
I think you'd be hard pressed to find a game that has similar amounts of dialogue, but doesn't constantly use these angles. But I'll gladly be proven wrong.
>>
Eve's some kind of monster.
But Raven's a beautiful sweet baby
>>
Stop posting, Raven
>>
>>730188154
Not a tranny, just been with enough bitches to know I’d sock them in the mouth if they started drooling like a fucking anime retard. Again get laid faggot.
>>
>>730184992
True
What a shame
>>
What is the ideal sharpness for a 1080p monitor?
>>
>>730188183
There are ways to make it more interesting. You can pan the camera as a character says a line, or incorporate a slow zoom. You can also choose more interesting/Dutch angles. I think you're making this out to be more than it is, it's a minor criticism that didn't ruin my experience with the game.
>>
>>730188461
>I think you're making this out to be more than it is, it's a minor criticism
Yeah, it is and yes, I am. But I still think it's weird to criticize something without being able to provide an example where it has been done better.
>>
>>730188652
This isn't an endorsement of the game as a whole, but Silent Hill f has well shot/framed dialogue. When it does fall back on shot/reverse shot it will also sometimes cut to zoomed out shots of the environment around the characters or an object in the scene. It's not as long of a game but with how much of it involves characters talking it probably has almost as much dialogue as Stellar Blade. Is this a fair comparison? Probably not as Silent Hill is much more story focused and the combat mechanics in Stellar Blade are much more fleshed out, but imagine how good a Stellar Blade sequel with that level of attention to detail could be.
>>
I love how nearly two years later this game is still making /v/ angry because the characters look great and the gameplay is fun.
>>
>>730189098
Didn't play Silent Hill f so I can't say, but I believe you. That being said, Stellar Blade does those
>cut to zoomed out shots of the environment around the characters or an object in the scene
shots as well. Here I just randomly skipped through a full playthrough to find a random cutscene where people talk. Take this, for example and watch the full scene: https://youtu.be/ntoZlUoVVQ4?si=q_ex0CaW4_tu3EVP&t=29628
You have
>zoomed out shots of the environment
and
>object in the scene shots
and more. So I'm not really sure I could even agree with your original point.
>>
>>730168291
It's better a mid game all around. Since thats al you get or worse.
>>
File: 1739734186997072.webm (3.85 MB, 700x700)
3.85 MB
3.85 MB WEBM
>>
File: Try the Demo.png (55 KB, 1200x238)
55 KB
55 KB PNG
>>730169179
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3564860/Stellar_Blade_Demo/
>>
>>730187101
Whatever gook, instead of domososhiomoshimoshi now i got jengdonggumoppadongchangkum, she is still the same no personality sex doll lmao . Sad but true, Eve is the worst character in the whole game, even the Tachyon bitch who died 2 minutes in the game has more emotions than her
>>
>>730190058
see >>730179576
>>
>>730189896
Isn’t the demo end at abaddon? The beginning is the worst part of the game since you don’t have many skills and the environment look like typical UE5 browny slop
>>
>>730190134
See >>730184257
And no, i’m not that fag who spamming the same jpg
>>
I love how I can use paid TFD suits in Stellar Blade for free. Both games clearly have player overlap.
>>
>>730190261
>Isn’t the demo end at abaddon?
No, ESL-kun. After you kill Abaddon, you unlock the Boss Challenge, which is the Stalker boss fight with a lot more upgrades unlocked so you can get a feel for how the game feels later on.
>typical UE5 browny slop
Not UE5.
>>
>>730187101
>b-b-b-b-but you need to play in KR to understand her personality is naive teehee
>>
>>730190467
Yeah
>>
>>730190408
but you are the self-hating korean schizo, right? nobody else talks like you do lol
>>
>>730190469
Yes, its UE4 but it look browny the same
>>
>>730189673
I think the camera in that scene is pretty good, but it has the added benefit of being a major plot related cutscene happening in an interesting environment. In my first post I was more referring to scenes like this: https://youtu.be/ntoZlUoVVQ4?t=10932

It does actually incorporate more camera movement than what I remembered but the fact that it's just two characters talking with nothing else happening (and not the best dialogue either if we're going to be honest) makes it worse. If I could edit my original post or revise my criticism, I might make a more general statement on the quality of side content compared to main story.
>>
>>730190596
good morning saar
>>
>>730190538
>DoA XVV
>The First Descendant
>Stellar Blade
based
>>
>>730190569
Why are you being so defensive about people dislike the game? I bought the game, i played the game, so i have my right to shit on it.
Also gook language sound ugly as fuck, go be a dongcheungcunt else where
>>
>>730190606
that's fair
>>
File: 1741759885176772.png (739 KB, 1274x1724)
739 KB
739 KB PNG
>>730190261
I don't know a better way of getting an idea of the game than to play a demo. If a person still can't decide after playing the demo, at least they can ask more specific questions about the game using their experience from the demo.
>>
>>730190985
Or he can just buy the game with all DLC for 2 bucks on denuvoless
>>
>>730191169
i dont trust those one bit
>>
>>730186754
>coombrained to completely ignore its flaws.
Can you fuck off forever? Theres literally none of that here.

No one is praising the filler side content. The things that people like you liked as well. You dont have to play into this tranny narrative everytime you dont shit on a game with fanservice, which used to be plentiful.

Games with heavy fan service need to go thought this gay ass puritanical nitpicking just because they unabashedly appeal to heterosexual men, because faggots have a personal vendetta against it. Fuck them and fuck you.

The fact of the matter is that for its flaws, SB has some great things going for it. Im not gonna accept this gay framing about it being for "coombrains" when a decade ago this kind of fanservice was common and the only people that screeched about it was ugly women and gay men. If youre so longhoused and ashamed of your own dick that you accept their shaming and browbeating let it be clear thats a personal issue with you. If you feel ashamed for playing Stellar Blade you should just cut off your cock.

A couple of tranny incels that spend their entire lives on the internet shouldnt be able to convince you that appealing to healthy heterosexual male sexuality is low brow, but when it appeals to porn addicted faggot freakazoids its actually normal. Nah man, we're not doing that.
>>
>>730191605
based
>>
>>730190770
Because youre being a weird creep about it with you sex-doll talk.

The lady doth protest too much.
>>
File: christmasevesad.jpg (1.25 MB, 2560x1439)
1.25 MB
1.25 MB JPG
>>730191605
Dude, if you can enjoy the game while acknowledging it's flaws then you aren't coombrained. You know as well as I do that a lot of posters haven't even played the game but will defend it like their lives depend on it because they crank their meat to Eve or Raven. I mean fuck, you're trying to tone police my post and I LIKED the game.
>>
Probably the most generic game I played in 2025 next to Space Marine 2. Genuine 5-6 out of 10 but has jiggly boobies so you get the unyielding mental illness defense force.
>>
>>730192490
>malding about kino blade and chud marine 2 in the same post
You are 100% guaranteed a libshart tranny.
>>
>>730185763
>Who is he
The world's least mentally ill Polak.
>>
>>730190985
The demo is good. Its what sold me on the game.

The start is barebones because you really dont have as much defensive and offensive options, so it might give players the initial idea that the game feels clunky to play agaisnt multiple enemies, but really once you unlock counters, especially aoe counters.

But the stalker boss fight is what made the game shine. You combine all the beta moves to stagger it, as well as parries and counters, the game just flows a lot better and it really felt like i could be agressive and not just keep parrying. Stellar Blade actually does a great job at giving you enough options and not make any one of them super OP in that you just spam that, but it doenst also leave you feeling weak and underpowered.

I like that you unlock skills instead of leveling up stats. Action RPGs should be more like that and less like Elden Ring and Dark Souls. Leveling stats just isnt cool, its the illusion of progression. Stellar Blade is far more Sekiro than Souls, which makes the combat far more dynamic.

Actual criticisms would be how static the open world is. This game could really benefir from the Dark Souls approach of inter connected levels. Theres not much point to the open endedness of the levels. It also fixes what is probably a good idea that is just annoying: You slow down in combat. This was implemented to discourage the player from simply running past everything but its just kinda annoying in open world. It could be implemented better in levels.

Boss design is honestely excellent.
>>
>>730192656
Nah, it's as generic as any Fromslop Soulslop Eldenslop garbage, I forgot which one of them I was playing during the demo because they're all identical.
>>
>>730192490
people who experience generic things are normally less motivated to seek discussion on them
>>
File: 9f2.jpg (28 KB, 680x382)
28 KB
28 KB JPG
>>730170837
>He doesn't know
>>
>>730193223
weak bait, get some new material
>>
>>730193207
>Leveling stats just isnt cool, its the illusion of progression
I dislike RPGs that rely on this system.
>>
>>730192361
>You know as well as I do that a lot of posters haven't even played the game but will defend it like their lives depend on it because they crank their meat to Eve or Raven
Trannies say this but ive honestely never seen it. Its more of a personal indictment of whoever is accusing you.

Theres no need to defend anything if you just wanna goon to the characters. In fact there are better games for gooning with far more porn out there than SB, like Overwatch and Nier and I dont see the alleged coombrains defending those games either. I dont know if youve noticed but there is a lot of goon material on the internet. Theres really no need to become emotionally attached to one game.

What i do notice is the same usual retards in these threads trying to derail it with their tranny nonsense, like this game is for coombrains. Everyone, even them, knows that is bullshit, theyre really just trying to instigate shit because thats what their lives are. They know that the "coombrains" in question are really just people relieved that a game with heavy fanservice having any sort of big push nowdays, especially by Sony, is a breath of fresh air in of itself, and they know the reason why games like it are so rare nowdays is because of annoying molested faggots and retarded dykes who infested the gaming industry on the past 15 years and made everything gay and feminine.

>I mean fuck, you're trying to tone police my post and I LIKED the game.
No, not tone policing, but accepting the gay ass propaganda line that this game is for "coombrains". Accepting that the "criticism" agaisnt this game is organic and natural but people unabashedly liking it has to have some sort of sordid reasoning behind it. This is really prevalent with zoomers anime fans for some reason, theyre really embarassed by fan service as well. Brainwashed to be embarrassed of their own penises.
>>
>>730194341
>theyre really embarassed by fan service as well. Brainwashed to be embarrassed of their own penises.
always reminds me of that clip of that one game journalist who shields his eyes during the camgirl minigame in yakuza (6?)
>>
File: christmasevesquat.jpg (1.34 MB, 2560x1439)
1.34 MB
1.34 MB JPG
>>730194341
>propaganda line that this game is for "coombrains"
Holy fuck can you actually not read or you looking for things to be upset about? I never said the game was for coombrains. I said if you ignore all it's flaws then YOU are coombrained. And hey, a hit dog will holler.
>>
File: dude like whoa.jpg (61 KB, 370x501)
61 KB
61 KB JPG
>>730191605
damn i wish i could write and express myself this well instead of always sounding like a retard
>>
>>730194515
Theres this weird ass ultra gay thing happening with the world today where people are simultaneously exposed to the most wretched pornography and simultaneously theres a huge ban on heterosexuality in media, even by consumers.

I woudnt call it puritannical because, truth be told, puritans had far more sex than the zoomers that complain about fanservice and sex scenes in movies. They didnt accept abject promiscuity, but they did have dozens of children.

Zoomers live simultaneously in a world of Weimar level degeneracy, but regular sex is becoming less and less common. This doesnt bode well. The zoomeetes are all fucking weird too, the virgins and the whores alike. Just a pile of hysterics and nerves. Really cursed generation, but i guess all of them are.

Stellar Blade has a juvenile, innocent take on sexuality. Its really designed to appeal to teenagers the most, yet theres a bunch of freaks in there threads two years after it launched. Somehow youre a porn addict if you like it too much, and its really just a girl in skimpy clothes and no mention of anything explicitly sexual in the whole game.
>>
>>730195390
Yeah I wouldn't call it puritanical either, it's more like policing wrongthink when it comes to sexuality, heterosexuality that is
>>
>>730179576
yawn, it's the same insecure Brazilian tranny in every thread.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/0MxY6LLEGduZ8uJxGJLR7A/
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/rpeOhqSRDbQ4vSBC6TAHWg/
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/YDE0QFnXYgNBK9WVRtmizQ/
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/RV0iFB5ZNNVEYklCc6Fekw/
>>
>>730194635
>I never said the game was for coombrains. I said if you ignore all it's flaws then YOU are coombrained.
These are two of the same. You cant like the game too much, or youre a "coombrain". Every game has flaws and every game has diehard fans that look past them or are entirely uncritical, but with Stellar Blade specifically youre a "coombrain". In your retarded little head this makes sense.

Buddy, shut the fuck up already. Stop exposing me to your weird sexual shame. I already told you your framing is retarded and not even the stupid trannies, who are so porn addicted their brain chemistry becomes fucked up, know its a bullshit ragebait. You really only became conviced of it because youve seen it repeated so many times, but it doesnt make any sense at all to defend X game because you masturbate to the characters. It makes zero sense and here you are, repeating that nonsense and towing the party line inadvertently (but retardedly).

Its easy to be critical of things you already have a distaste for. Im merely puzzled as to why hot women in skimpy clothing would be a subject of distaste for anyone except queers and ugly women? More puzzling is why you dont seem to recognize this framinng for the obvious bullshit it is, and you uncritically adopt it, and further more expect anyone to accept it just because you brought it up unprompted.

>hit dog will holler.
Of course. You cant expect to say something retarded and not generate backlash, especially when the dog hollering in question is any red blooded male who isnt ashamed of his cock.
>>
File: christmasevetongueout.jpg (1.22 MB, 2560x1439)
1.22 MB
1.22 MB JPG
>>730196439
>You cant like the game too much, or youre a "coombrain"
There you go again, tilting at windmills.
>>
>>730188027
>>730188027
ai retards have broken brains where they think things that look like shit look good. its weird as fuck
>>
>I said if you ignore all it's flaws then YOU are coombrained.
>Visible panties screenshot
Porn addicts and their lack or self-awareness never fails to be both pathetic and hilarious.
>>
>>730196847
Failed English, didn't you?
>>
>>730169179
It's pretty decent game and enjoyable. Worth playing, just don't expect GOTY material.

It's more of a tech demo since it's Shift Up's first 3D game. If they can hammer out the kinks for the sequel, it's going to be incredible.
>>
>>730196890
You sound like an insecure nigger who can't get with your gook waifu. Either way: Concession accepted
>>
>>730194716
Thanks man.

I dont think im anything special. This is just a topic that pisses me off because of the obvious hipocrisy and double standards. Cant talk about the cool sexy action game because a pack of undesireable internet queers will call you weird for it.

I also think fags will denigrate you as a "coombrain" because its a shortcut for them to present themselves as normal, which is an instinct no normal person has. Only a completely insecure man would ever be pestering anons on the internet for liking TnA, but this is where we are. We have to witness these longhouesed queers compete to see who is the least interested in boobs and ass. This ass backwards peacocking to present themselves as a hecking unproblematic wet carrot of a human being.
>>
>>730169179
It has good combat and hot girls in an otherwise 6/10 game
>>
File: 1767693965657169.gif (1.97 MB, 228x170)
1.97 MB
1.97 MB GIF
>>730168102
>denuvo
>>
>>730191605
>porn addicted faggot freakazoids
Anon, my wife has book specifically about blue skinned, big dicked aliens fucking every human woman in sight, and it's not considered anything irregular among smut books.
It is only heterosexual men's desires that are looked askance, everyone else is 'just fine'.
>>
>>730194031
eve kind of looks like Paul Dano
>>
File: G9_s95RacAA4pC4.jpg (1.02 MB, 2160x3840)
1.02 MB
1.02 MB JPG
>>
>>730196639
Youre such a sad dumb loser man. Hope you get better.

No need to post screenshots, i dont doubt youve played the game. Its just sad to imagine you going "im not a coombrain" over and over inside your little head while playing it.
>>
>>730168291
FPBP
>>
>>730197397
Ultimately, if youre a prude, everyone is "pornbrained". Regular ass sex is "pornbrained".

Stellar Blade is downright innocent and juvenile. Its sexuality is playful at worst. anyone that comes at it is a weird faggot trying to police your dick and you should tell them to eat shit.
>>
>>730170837
>like a possessed plastic doll
but isn't looking like a perfect plastic doll the point? it's an android. it's not a person
>>
>>730197462
>imagine you going "im not a coombrain" over and over
If that's what you have to do to convince yourself that you "won" this interaction then be my guest. The literal post I was responding initially >>730168291 posed the argument that everything in the game was mid and only coomers overlook that. I gave my review, looking at what I liked and didn't like and used the term "coombrain" to mirror back what that anon said. It seems to me like you saw that one word in my post and decided to go on a self righteous screed about the persecution of heterosexuality.
>>
>>730185803
Grifters latched onto it like leeches and now any discussion of it WILL have to involve them in some way shape or form
>>
>>730197787
Dick policing is the standard now.
>>
File: huh.png (243 KB, 483x641)
243 KB
243 KB PNG
>Stellar Blade is NOT a """pornbrained""" game!
>Anyway, here's an official Photo Mode animation of Eve figuratively tonguing a cock.
>>
>>730198129
Whatever the case, you felt offended by the notion of being labelled a cümbrain (which you are no matter how you try to spin it) and weren't here when shills, culture warriors and porn addicted trannies downplayed any criticism no matter how minute of the game's shit level design and shallowness and cried anytime an e-celeb's critique of it was posted.
>>
File: may i see it.png (487 KB, 769x579)
487 KB
487 KB PNG
>>730198265
>>Anyway, here's an official Photo Mode animation of Eve figuratively tonguing a cock.
>>
File: 1746694474131638.png (132 KB, 1059x973)
132 KB
132 KB PNG
>>730198554
Disingenuous bad faith post, you are not a serious person. Also you're really confused and clearly don't understand the post or poster you are replying to. I win without having to give you a thoughtful reply.
>>
>ITT: coombrains
>>
>>730199075
>ITP: ywnbaw
>>
>>730199075
It must be a sad life, being this angry at heterosexual men.
>>
Eve is AGP coded
>>
>>730180691
Raven, my queen...
>>
File: 47567547457.gif (42 KB, 220x165)
42 KB
42 KB GIF
>>730198579
NTA But photo mode is fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PreKk7w152w
>>
>>730198554
>you felt offended
Strange thing to assert
>>
>>730199186
trannies are the one that'd be gooning to videogames thoughever
>>
File: just look at porn.jpg (694 KB, 2236x3004)
694 KB
694 KB JPG
>>730199930
Nope. Trannies are the ones that mald at people gooning to videogames and tell them to look kike certified smallblackpecker porn instead.
>>
>>
>>730199914
You're the one going off about how much of a "not coomerbrain" you are for playing it while posting suggestive pics. At most you're insecure.
>>
>>730198554
People here like their penis. Go away.
>>
>>730200503
jeeez just who do you think is hittin this..?
>>
File: you are brown.png (95 KB, 530x937)
95 KB
95 KB PNG
>>730201489
certainly not you, sukhdeep
>>
>>730200714
No I'm just autistic about being misunderstood and people asserting that I'm saying something I'm not. I don't care about culture war bullshit, I just wanted to talk about the game but I guess that isn't allowed.
>>
>>730201061
That's fine. Just don't throw a passive-aggressive hissy fit like an entitled victim when people rightfully tell you to fuck off to the proper porn boards with your erotic/suggestive image dumps.
>>
If I want to see sexy 3d models I just boot up honey select
>>
>>730202049
Request denied. Continue to mald and dilate in your impotent rage faggot.
>>
File: booba_22.jpg (832 KB, 2160x3840)
832 KB
832 KB JPG
>>730169749
>>
>>730202057
honey select models look kinda ass though, unless you tinker with them heavily
>>
>>730198129
Is it asking too much for you to read the posts youre replying to? I explained all of my reasoning there and you seem to be ignoring it. Im not gonna repeat myself fag.

You didnt mirror what the poster said, you bought into their framing of the game and you have the gall to complain that >>730201936 you want to talk about the game.

Well gee wilickers anon, it sure seems like when people call you out on your shit you just wanna talk about the game. Just make sure to finish every post with a bullet point list of criticisms of the game so you dont come off as a cumbrain. Because thats how discussions of two year old games usually go.

Youre a dumb guy, anon. Youre not really even engaging with any of the arguments yet you wanna deflect to "muh culture war". Nuh uh faggot, youre not getting that by me.

Either way go eat shit you longhoused faggot.
>>
File: 1759250524748799.jpg (63 KB, 929x1024)
63 KB
63 KB JPG
>>730183552
>does being a bitch for no reason to Roxanne count as a character trait
Never seen anyone talk about this in the limited amount of stellar blade threads I've been in but fucking hell what was that about. I started to feel actually bad for Roxanne with how Eve was literally just bullying her for no reason. Roxanne was nothing but helpful the entire game
Then you get the whiplash sometimes with one generic goodbye line, because Eve says it with a lot of warmth like she's good friends with Roxanne
I think it's just something they didnt pick up on. Or Korean status based autism because she "appears" shady. Who knows.
>>
>>730204151
i think most of it got lost in translation
i got the feeling that roxanne was coming on way too strong in the beginning and eve was kinda put off by that, later on she learned how to handle her
>>
>>730204264
Yeah probably, I got that sense too but it didn't quite work. There's almost something there with Eve not knowing how to respond to playful, laidback flirting but it doesnt come across as charming or a fun dynamic. Just kind of seems like Roxanne keeps trying to talk to an autistic woman who doesn't have a good attitude
>>
>>730204151
From the english TL, it was must Roxanne coming off like a turbo dyke and Eve saying that she doesn't swing that way. That said Eve didn't need to be such a massive bitch to her either.
Honestly people really don't mention a lot how much of a cunt Eve can be to npcs. She is really only nice to Kaya and Lily. I guess she has a type.
>>
>>730204481
>Just kind of seems like Roxanne keeps trying to talk to an autistic woman who doesn't have a good attitude
I mean yeah that's kinda what it is. Eve is a soldier created for war and nothing else, she doesn't even know what trams are.
>>
>>730204715
That was more about foreshadowing on Adam's true nature. Throughout Eidos 7 they kept hinting that Adam is more than he appears and when he was finally about to confess he gets interrupted by Lily.
>>
>>730204715
Yeah thats what I was getting at in my second sentence. What I mean is it could have been done in a more endearing way (to Eve), is all
maybe this level of commitment to the playable character's personality even if that makes them unlikeable is too high level kinography for mere gamers to comprehend
>>
>>730204151
I think its pretty clear Roxanne was play flirting with Eve and she didnt like it.
>>
File: yjk.jpg (490 KB, 2560x1439)
490 KB
490 KB JPG
>>
File: 1766260735806290.png (2.49 MB, 1920x1080)
2.49 MB
2.49 MB PNG
>>730183552
She's a psycho in all seriousness I like her more subtle personality. then again I'm autistic and have a tendency to like personalities in fiction that I consider "subtle" that others often consider non-existent. to my autistic ass, most fictional characters have personalities that are way too cartoony/overt/obnoxious/whatever you want to call it.
>>
tranny game
>>
>>730207182
tranny post by a tranny poster
>>
>>730168291
>>730179785
This game is literally NEVER going to make tranny faggots like this screech for decades to come.
Who didn't even play the game, but think they can judge it.
You lost the culture war. Give up and 41% yourself already.
>>
File: G-AyYjhXQAAKuwe.jpg (189 KB, 2048x1152)
189 KB
189 KB JPG
>>
>>730206839
Eve is also kinda lowkey racist, at least towards some xion humans. Colony girls basically are like pampered white girls forced to live with third worlders in earth.
>>
>>730210118
>Eve is also kinda lowkey racist
when? must have missed that
>>
>>730210598
There was an interaction where some goon implied 'touching' an angel and eve goes ballistic over it, basically reacting like how an indian would grossly try to grope some westerner.
>>
>>730211135
In Xion? I might consider looking for it.
>>
Why wouldn't I just play a porn game? Genuinely asking here. If the goal is to make it as coomer as possible, why not just go straight to porn? There's thousands that are free if you know where to look. At least when gatcha does it, the gimmick is the coomer costumes cost money but this is just a regular game
>>
>>730213005
>If the goal is to make it as coomer as possible, why not just go straight to porn?
Because that's clearly not the goal with this game, you disingenous retard.
>GeNuInElY aSkInG hErE
sure you are
>>
>>730211135
kek if true
>>
>>730211719
Yes in Xion. It was a side quest I think. It's the same kind of anger she shows at Clyde when he made her dress up in a bikini.
>>
File: Hm86drodsu.png (2.4 MB, 1158x935)
2.4 MB
2.4 MB PNG
>>730213969
i think she liked the ocean maid outfit way too much to be actually angry. this line sounded way too playful for that
>>
>>730168291
character design was designed for shock value AFTER the twist. You can predict why this acrobatic woman need two giant watermelons in her body.
>>
File: G9Ajs9VaIAARWn-.jpg (714 KB, 2159x3840)
714 KB
714 KB JPG
>>
Is Eve like one of those mean e-thots that takes money from her beta simps? Would you say that describes her..?
>>
>>730216846
She's more like the mean rich giga stacy who wouldn't look you in the eye and would immediately shut you down if you tried to make any advances but actually has a heart of gold if someone needed help.
>>
File: visible disgust.jpg (289 KB, 2048x2048)
289 KB
289 KB JPG
>>730216846
>>730217238
>>
why is there a gender debate in a horny game thread?
you're not a woman. you are mentally ill. stop pretending.
>>
>>730217720
more pics of her looking disgusted please
>>
File: visible disgust_5.jpg (1.24 MB, 3072x4096)
1.24 MB
1.24 MB JPG
>>730219770
>>
File: when you ask her out.mp4 (323 KB, 1280x720)
323 KB
323 KB MP4
>>730220203
>>
>>730168102
Who the hell would "wife" this gaped slut
>>
yo michael



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.