Now: Borderlands 2Next: Zooming In on Lego Star WarsLater: Star Wars Battlefront II (2005)Streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzylNJUIGwchttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick (embed)Schedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730188302
Miggers.
fully migged.
could it be? just 3 he/hims enjoying some vidya speedrun together?
MIG!
Which one?
Migging
>Starfox: SWhy?
TRANS RIGHTS
>>730193504Post more rape kino
migged
>just 3 dudes playing Borderlands 2 like god intendedPEAK
there are genuine, unironic borderlands fans in this thread
>>730193504somebody got fired for letting this game in
>>730193504>this caused a full ban from gdqkek
You're a fucking migger
Why are they using the console commands, why are pc g*mes allowed on these events?
[Migg in progress]
>>730193534fun
Kungfu will open a onlyfans by 2030
>>730193590I have well over 1k hours in BL2 and I've played it co-op twice.
>>730193513The one with the fattest ass
>>730193590First two games were fun.
>150 minutes of Borderlands 2>RACE>Into a theater kid staff segment
>>730193504>3Basically rocco sifredi.
>>730193513The Asian sitting 2nd from the left, is very plain but at least is actually a woman and plain girls usually fuck like dirty sluts they let you do anything and love it
>>730193681kill me, pete
>3 cis maleshow was this hate crime allowed by GDQ?
>>730193590yeah, they were fun looter shooters. Played them with my wife, had a good time. Formula got old around 3 so haven't played any since then but the first two were a great time.
>>730193590I only played the first two games, lost interest in BL3 and the rest of the series after they made gaige ugly.
>>730193651Onlyfats at this point
>>730193651No she's a hag and can't compete with fresh 18 year old girls
miggy
>>730193610Kek. Why has that connection between Roxy and migging never crossed my mind??
>>730193681Kill me, Pete.
>>730193590Yes its me. Great looters. Just ignore the story and dialogue in all of them.
when is bloons?
>>730193513i'll roll the dice on the one lying in front with a covid mask on
>>730193681It's not a race you idiot.
>3 he/him'suhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh trannysis??????????????????????
I respected Borderlands for continuity. The events from previous games are acknowledged and have consequences, none of that episodic, unconnected, can-start-from-any-entry bullshit. Played 1, 2, PS, and Tales. Won't touch anything else.
>>730193752Maybe you're just a miggerlover
the game's writing really is reddit overload
>>730193681There are like a dozen different runs ruined by being races. Like I genuinely do not understand why they do this so much every event
>>730193681>can't read>can't kill mePete is fucking worthless
Is this the worst screen setup they could possibly have done? The black bar in the centre is fucking massive.
>>730193590>tfw no decent looter-shooter other than memelandskill me
>>730193681>>730193824It's co-op, not a race.
>>730193504BASED MOTHERFUCKING NOSEJONES
>>730193773like 18 hours from now
>>730193805>>730193883Shit, that's true. I'm a retard. Let me fix it.>CO-OP
IM A HEADBANGA
The screens are so small I can't even read the text
>>730193504Chad Rocko.
>>730193895What is suppose to be the problem with co-op? There is a specific problem with race that doesn't apply to co-op.
The fuck is this co-op shit? Is this really just a let's play event now?
>>730193590I wanted to give it a chance but the PC version of 1 is broken beyond belief so I gave up.
>WARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGERY.Will watching this give me a peanut allergy and climate change?
>>730193430I'm in.
>>730193954>nowYes and /v/ loves it, just see the starfox run
>>730193910A what now
you know what's great about this little claptrap guy? he'll never get annoying
>>730193590I tried playing BL1 three times and quit before 2 hours every timeIt is one of the most bland generic fucking shooters I have ever played with zero story and I have zero idea why it's so popular
>>730193430lmao they still have me banned from 8 years ago after i said their female only event was exclusory and sexist
>>730193982sauce on that? the effects are great and I would rather watch a good B movie than this
>>730194006This guy is going to cry about Starfox the entire week.
BL1 is the only one I've played and finished
>>730193590It's the only looter shooter I can get my itch scratched from. But this being a all quests run is going to drag.
Did anyone else ITT watch the Borderlands movie?
borderlands series is fun to play with friends so ofc v hates it
>>730194078Return of the Living Dead
is there any interesting tech in this run? i had to shit and missed the start
CUE MY ENTRANCE
Finally actually watching a bit, the guy in the top right can actually shoot, no? He's got the eye.>>730193590I'm sure it's fun to play with friends. I wish I had played with friends.>>730193572What was it???
>>730193889thanks
>>730193513Dibs the one in the Keroppi jacket.
>>730194048It was one of the first popular looter shooters. It's popularity is mainly brand momentum at this point.
>>730194095There was a Borderlands movie?
>>730193784That's a fursuit, anon.
Why are runs where they cheat allowed?
>>730194182Yeah it was pretty good.
Oh boy, another multiplayer run where each screen takes up only 10% of the window. Why the fuck do they keep doing this?
>friendslop
>>730194095You only play BL for the gameplay with friends, the story is the absolute worst every time because SIREN SIREN LOOK AT PHOENIX SIREN SIREN SIREN ZOOMER SIREN STREAMERS SIREN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHFuck watching a movie about that. Randy Bobandy can fuck off.
>>730194126what the fuck
>>730194123>stepping on shit because you're so fat and clumsykino
>>730194182allegedly
>3 chill white dudes playing>/v/eddit seething
That Axton glitch is great, I would do a playthrough with that if Axton wasn't garbage at endgame.
Did they give a reason that there's 3 of them rather than 4?
>>730194204Because it's no longer an event about speed running
>>730193974I'm afraid you will become unvaxxed.
>>730194126AGPDQ.
>>730193805>>730193883Co-op is just a race where you work together
oh Randy
>>730194304The guy in the middle ate the fourth to gain his power.
>>730194279You think the Paki in the middle is white?
>>730194126Whatever happened to him (do not correct me)
>>730194351Is it possible to learn this power?
I think they've been using the same on-screen graphics since 2018. I had to look at 2017 to find something different. why not mix it up
>>730194126there are police in the hotel right now for some reason and it's stressing out a lot of the people with mental illnesses
>>730194361He shuffled off this mortal coil
>>730194350Everythings bigger in Texas ha ha
>>730193949I guess it depends on the game. Single screen coop can be good. But in games like this, the image is too small due to multiple screens and usually it's just one guy doing anything meaningful anyway.
>>730193430Chibi won.
>>730194404All the whites are triggered by the police on behalf of black people
>>730194427IDK when it was but I remember the screen size absolutely ruining the Elden Ring head-to-head.
>>730193748that didnt stop nicole
>>730194442This doesn't hit the same after Caveman has already come back on camera for multiple events
How are you anons sleeping and eating over there? You doing good?
What did I miss? Last thing I saw was Kirby and the Forgotten Land
>slept through ArgickThank god. Please tell me it got down rated
>>730194442posted it again award
>>730194410By choice?
>>730194403there are systemic issues with the event and you wanna focus on the accent colors? Fuck off
>>730194404I assume that would be because of the drugs theft and grooming so everyone there who isn't taking drugs, stealing things or grooming anybody has nothing to worry about.
>>730194510The best run on GDQ so far, watch the starfox run!
>>730194498doesnt really look like a rock to me
>>730194510you missed argick kino
>>730194532was one of the better runs
>>730194510You missed the world's most punchable Irish guy playing star fox
Wow this game looks almost bearable with the move speed that fast.
>>730194350grim
These co op borderlands runs they always do suck ass, at least I have this thread
>>730194618>Irish
>>730194126BOOBS
>>730193590Play the games with a Youtube video or podcast on in the background and just basedgasm when you get cool guns and do a shit ton of damage. Then look up porn of the girls later
I think I'm out for now. This will just be cringy donations with a random game in the background
>>730194404>FREEZE CRIMINAL SCUM, I JUST SAW YOU PERFORM A GLITCH IN ANY% GLITCHLESS, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO DOWNTOWN
>>730194350Would
>>730193430>Now: Borderlands 2Finally a good game holy shit
>>730194719Yeah this thread is too slow to salvage this shit. I'll wait until the comfy night runs.
Anyone actually watching this shit for 2 and a half hours?
>another race with 3 tiny screens you can't follow
>>730194769Borderlands 3 is better in every way
>>730194442chibi's visa ran out and he had to beg his grandma to pay for a flight to the US because his fake english teaching job paid so little.
wtf they are going sonic fast
>>730194806Maybe if your mentally challenged
>>730194112I actually watched the movie for the first time this last halloween, not knowing where the webm "I'm in." anon posts was from. That zombie is in the movie a bit before the webm scene, spent the whole time trying to think where I recognised the zombie from, then the webm scene happened and I pointed at the screen and said out loud "oh shit! thats where he got it from."thanks for reading my blog
>>730194841it's a speed run!!!!!!
>>730194806bl 3 story and most importantly drop system is atrocious
>>730194126
>>730194860Play BL2 for the story and world, play BL3 for the gameplay.BL2 gunplay is so fucking bad compared to BL3.Feels like fallout gunplay.
>>730194618
wait a minute... this entire organization is just about exploiting emotionally vulnerable people
>>730194791No, I'm watching a faggot play lies of P
>>730194948don't call yourself that
>>730194476Do noodz exist still?
>my whole family died of cancer but have fun with mario
>>730194690
>>730194814>managed to embarrass himself on camera just out of the planewhat the fuck is wrong with this guyfucker is a cringe magnet no matter what he does, or doesn't doimagine all the shit we couldn't witness because no cameras around
>>730194941Ding ding ding ding
>>730193513Pussy overload!!!!
>>730194791Me or at least keeping it on my other screen while I game
>>730194985on many of our hdds and in our hearts
>>730194806Gameplay yeah but the story and characters are so bad that BL2 is genuinely more fun
>>730194589>>730194604>>730194608>>730194618I'm so annoyed he had a good run. I fucking hate LE WACKY ACCENT sanic man. He's an embarrassment to Scotland.
>>730193513you have one chance to rizz the group and go back to your hotel room with one of them. What game do you say you speedrun?
>>730195043We already unfortunately know far too much about what he does when there's no cameras.
>>730194806Only if you mod out the dialogue
WHICH FUCKING SCREEN AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH
>>730195194Ninja Gaiden
>>730195194Celeste
>>730195223The donation tracker
>>730195223Your main monitor with this thread, while gdq plays on a second monitor.
>>730194985her fansly is just her handle, look it up on any dump site
>>730195194Succubus Affection one hand%
>>730195206
>>730195223You'r not supposed ot see the game. If some tranny says htey're about to perform a trick that you might be interested in witnessing, you have to jut guess which screen its going to be, or learn their names and voices and pay attention.
>>730195194Ratatouille, YES CHEF!!
>>730195194RapeLay.
>>730195223either listen in a second monitor or watch the screen with the name with a speaker icon, that's where the sound is coming from unless tech crew fucked up, which is likely
>>730194985see>>730195306coomer(dot)st
>>730195206>the sensation of cum filling your cave as my cock feels slimier
>>730195206was that an actual woman?
Are the Borderlands games enjoyable solo if I want a shooty looty game? I have 2 on Steam but never played it.
>>730195194the miku punching game had some cute girls on the couch. probably that one.
>>730195206Yeah I'm rating this S
>>730195493Yes, you can solo it.
>>730195493not really I'd rather replay bioshock infinite for that itch but if you like the aesethetic then maybe yeah
>>730195493they're a little long due to shit stories and not very good open world stuff, like kill 8 big jujumon type of quests. but they're 7/10 games you can probably finish
>>730195493meh
>>730195206he's the joker baby
>>730195493yeah you can play solo perfectly fine
>>730195493Yeah. I did 1 and 2 solo.
HEY TECH CREWmake it show ony 1 screen of the guy who talks and switch on audio change
>>730195206JONKLER NO
>>730195206First it was a palace then it became a cave; I guess he defiled her underage palace that badly with his slimy cock!! Another successful conquest by Chibichad.
>>730195704don't give them ideasas capable as they are, they would do it by hand
>>730195598You fucking what?
>>730195493They are okay.A bit dated. And the writing is very r*ddit.
>>730195704so glad you are not a member of production. that's a terrible idea
>>730195206>tfw chibi has more game than you
If I had a nickel for every run this GDQ that mentioned killing children I'd have two nickels.
>>730195206Problem, incel?
>>730195704That would be extremely disorienting.
>>730195206YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT CUMMING
>>730195025based
>>730195704Or do it podcast style, where whoever talks gets a big screen with the other 2+face cam on the right side
I just turned in and this looks like three dudes having fun. Pretty cool.
Any good cringe yet?
>>730194242>Leaving wires out in the openHe was blameless
I think we scared them. Day 2 drop is latehttps://photos.gamesdonequick.com/AGDQ2026
>>730195884CURSE YOU SCENT
>>730195906Yeah whenever the announcer speaks.
>>730194404>Trannies are getting anxiety because they think the Police found out about their grooming victims or CP The jokes write themselves
>>730195493Yes. 2's gunplay has aged but still enjoyable
>>730195206Apparently one message was so bad he unsent it but the rest of that? A okay
wow that's a lot of 1000 dollar donations coming in!
how are they moving so fast, it's a glitch/bug or some mod?
>>730195884i miss this stinky goober like you wouldnt believe
>>730194915Wait I love Claris now
>>730195493Yes but play them either on a handheld like the Deck or a Switch or on another monitor because they can be kind of monotonous in the actual quest and level design.
>>730196020Wouldn't you have to be down too? Otherwise it's like not right?
>>730195206i came
>>730194769Go away randy
>>730195883I was just gonna say..this is looking pretty promising.
>>730196020Some of them have banging bodies so yes but it'd be the riskiest nut on Earth.
>>730196020a guy i went to highschool with went to jail for this. he volunteered for the retarded kids class and raped a bunch of them.
I'm surprised nobody has made a shlooter like borderlands but without being annoying like borderlands is
Is this charity about killing cancer?
man they're going balls out (heh) with the TRAINS RIGHTS shit this yearwhat gives
>>730196196MODS MODS MODS
>>730196196Literally me.
>>730194126>no vidyaboobs this GDQsoulless
I can't stand these LOL LOUD SHOUTING! dono readers.
>>730196196Cute af
>>730196230its about cancer awareness, which everyone already knows aboutPCF is a scam
>>730195206What did his wife say about this
>>730196230it's about trans rights bigot
>>730194878Kinoplexer spotted.
I'm scared to ask but here goes.Wtf is migging?
>>730196230No it's about trans issues, silly
>>730196364Oh you don't wanna know...
>>730196364That thing birds do
>>730196364add me on disc and i'll show you
>>730195491nah was some1 from kiwi baiting him
>>730195973cute
how is that guys neck so long
>>730196364We all hop in old Soviet era jets and fly around for a bit.
>>730196457>he doesn't know about giraffe maxxing
>>730196230Pretty sure it's about cancer research and TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!
>>730196453This that peggle chick?
>>730196450kek every timegod bless those turbo-autists
>>730196364migging, short for masculine digging, it means we dig and appreciate men being men, as a way to protect ourselves from the troon energy vibing from the stream
>>730196364
>>730196457>>730196545Now I can't unsee it, dude looks like one of those korean coomer game models neckwise
>>730196364The consequence of zoomers not learning about context clues.
>>730196545>speedrunner looks glitched out even in personKINO
>>730193565trans killed AGDQ viewership
>>730196608they don't make zoomies do hooked on phonics in school anymore....
>>730196218>rapedCan you not use this retarded normie speak to refer to consensual sex with downies.Down Syndrome people can consent to sex if they want.
>>730196545>NOPE
>>730196310>chibi>wife
>>730196230Many of these research-based charity organizations like Susan b. Kommen/Breast cancer have a comically exorbitant overhead that goes all to middle management do nothing women. It’s crazy how borderline fraudulent they are. They above org (Susan b Komen) has a current maximum of only 20% that actually goes to research. And that’s what’s reported and I guarantee you there is a lot more magic paperwork that diverts even more away.
Boderlands is so boring HOLY SHIT FUCK ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLAY A GOOD SPEED GAME YOU TRANNY MOTHER FUCKERS
>>730196364migrating.
is twitch dead for anyone else
>>730196450>>730196567>Has gay roleplay sex with a disgusting autist>Somehow thinks this is a winlel, lolcow chasers are so pathetic.
>auto mute script wasn't working for some reason and now it is>I can finally watch the stream>video stays muted for several minutes as the host doesn't stop talking
>>730196563kek
>>730196745wtf you talking about? BL2 is kino.
>>730196545
>>730196789Was about to say this lol
>>730195206RATE THIS ROLE-PLAY
how do they run so fast bros?
>>730196545copy that
>>730193572I didn't see what it was, post it again.
>>730196545Needs to hit the gym and gain wight
>>730194095Watched it in a call with friends, the movie's terrible so it was a great time. I think the one time it got an intended laugh was when Knoxx got offed.
>>730196545It's less his neck is huge, so much as his shoulders are small. Man needs to weightlift some shoulder-presses and he'd be ten times more attractive
>>730196914They mig.
>>730196545You call that a giraffe? Now this is a giraffe!
>>730196991>t. giraffenah that is an insanely long neck, longest I've seen
>>730196364It's like spamming OOOOOORB or YES CHEF but cool and epic because we're doing it
>>730196837it's literally trans coded, as much as new vegas
>>730196457When he was in his mother's womb he did a any% speedrun and chose the long head build to breach through it as early as possible
Just say you're a fucking cheater and ruined the event for others bro. Nobody is believing this shit
>2 hours of bordershitI sleep
>>730196545For some reason that entire generation is giraffemaxxing and I have no clue where it's coming from. Maybe staring down at phones from a young age?
>>730196545is he belgian?
>>730196364A rather heinous sexual act.
>>730196545Whoa, hey guys
>>730171936>>730171986it was 16 you retards
>>730196662He was convicted of 9 counts of rape. Didn't realize rapists were such snowflakes.
>>730197039eva longoria
>>730197082Cheater? Qrd on the cheating bit?
>the discord kittens
>>730197082being a noob to insomnia sucks
>>730196662That's stat rape. If he only fucked one of them he might have been able to get away with some story about truly loving her but not several.
>>730197084Damn, their necks are actually strong
>>730197084Just looks like weak shoulders
>>730197207anons think he was using old hardware which makes the speedrunning game significantly easier and he realized he couldn't pull off the same tricks at a live event, keep in mind this is all anon schzo theory to begin with thought
>>730196662i think the problem was that they were kids, not necessarily that they were retarded.
>>730197342Ohh gotcha thank you
>>730196789>>730196853kiwifags are total absolute niggers, also this new batch of "lolcows" is absolutely pathetic, and not in a haha waystill god bless them, they gonna need all the help they can get kek
>>730197294>>730197331He's a F1 driver. They rigorously train her necks and shoulders. But compared to the other drivers Bearman has a strangely long neck.There's a few others around his age that don't have his long neck, but they're also less "zoomer" as you can tell by his haircut.
>>730197281Wtf happened? this post makes it seem like a dude took a ride downtown
and there the thread died
>>730197039Would
>>730197082I can somewhat understand his suffering, but if he has these many problems with sleeping and lost his run because of it... maybe he shouldn't have tried and attend GDQ without submitting a run first to see how well he can handle sleeping away?
Any trans people in here? Does the constant trans rights shit feel patronizing?
>>730196020Down syndrome can actually be totally mild where they don't suffer intellectual impairment and they don't look like a downie. There was a girl in my high school who had down syndrome (heard through leaked gossip), and the only way in which it showed in retrospect was that her neck was a little webbed. She went to stanford or some ivy league school.>>730197506Hell yeah I fucking would. The lankier and skinnier the better.
I bet borderlands would be fun if I had friends
>>730197082I've got severe insomnia but jesus christ this dude sounds fucking insufferable
>>730197464The furry MAPs have arrived.
>run so boring 90% of the thread are talking about something completely unrelated
>Zooming in on Lego Star Warsthey actually got LEGO to allow them to shill their products?
>runner says we have more time for donations>*cricket noises*Is the host retarded?This is like the forth time this run.
>>730197171Should have been crucified and sent to hell
I love when Borderlands speedruns turn into this
>>730195973should i cop?
thats enough
Oh boy I sure do love Mr. Torgue quotes delivered by wanna-be voice actors.
>>730197464not sure why you're defending raping retarded children in a school setting.
>>730197731Runners need to know their place.Hosts are obviously above them in the ranks.
>>730197601Join the discord kitten :)
>>730197790Theater kids
>>730197765worth every penny
What is SSS speedrun forr you?
>>730193707This is your brain on terminal yellow fever
>>730197464christ are you that needed id to buy a coffee guy?
I miss the old GDQ.Also being younger and having less responsibilities.
>>730197082>maybe i just need headphones if i do more events>if i do more events>ifdoes he know?
>>730197823seems plausible
>>730197849Most MegaMan runs
Anyone got the chart?
>>730197082can I get a slow walk up?
>>730197464and here come the socialists to tell us how raping retarded kids is actually a good thing
>>730197950
>>730197849A game that I've played before and couch isn't just giggling about their inside discord jokes the entire time
>>730197849World recordsS runs are mostly good races
>>730197849That SANIC 1 speedrun by some wigger a few years back.I think I have it saved because it was deleted for some reason.
>>730197895*fewer
>>730197039I wish I had a tall abhuman gf
>>730197601Ill be your friend if you wanna play borderlands 4 someday. Im just kind of swamped in games at the moment.
>Borelands Too
>>730197987I played as bowser because you could knock people off the track and in vs mode you'd take their balloons too
>>730198041Thanks, really appreciate it.
Co-op runs are the worst, especially if it's more than 2 players. I can barely tell what the fuck is going on. At least the runners and the commentator aren't insufferable
WHEN IS SPYRO
>>730197987>yoshiFUCK OFF
>>730197601Kind of, though in some ways it exasperates it's issues, it mostly just makes shit more of a damage sponge.
>>730198072kek
>>7301981422 days ago.
Borderland Poo
>still another hour of this
>>730198148fag
yikes.
>>730198056I don't have that one, I'm on a 3070 so it would probably run kinda bad. Thanks for the offer anon!
>>730198056hah! gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
EYOOOO!
heyooooooo
If this is the kind of humor that's actually in borderlands 2 i'm glad i skipped it.
So what runs for today are you guys actually looking forward to? Aside from the horror block, because those are usually the best.
>>730195206>that first lineI don't know if I read the rest bros
This even truly would be more tolerable without hosts
TRANS RIGHTS HEYOOOO
>>730197895I miss the old internet with actual humans. because whatever slug-brained brats from 2000+ think the internet is is filthy.seriously this transexual worship you faggots keep spewing as insults or praises is somehow worse than peepeepoopoo spam.seriously randomly calling someone "tranny" not only isn't an insult to anyone with a fully developed brain, you're basically screaming some baby tier -ny word that shows you're underaged, think of "nanny nanny nanny!" parroty tier shit only brats spew for no reason.I'm just sad that education took a nosedive past 2010 and not even memes are fun anymore.
>>730198310borderlands is quintessential millenial writing
GDQ really is just a casual letsplay event now where they use cheatcodes and glitches and don't really speedrun it, it just happens to go faster cause of them using exploits but other than that it's a normal playthrough. If it take over 2 hours it's not a speedrun and shouldn't be ran.
>>730198032drfatbody
Do the GDQ donation pests try to be as obnoxious as possible or is this just what happens when you put socially inept theater kids behind a microphone
>>730198318Horror block but it's at a bad time for me ofcourse, and idk if that silent hill F run can even be good
I can put up with a boring borderlands runBut I cant put up with these annoying donations
>>730198054that's just a voidbornlanky fellas born and grown in space
>>730198142This guy is a malignant narcissist btw
i'm watching the poe run right now instead and already enjoying the commentary. does this guy talk the whole time?
>>730194350Lunch lady arms
>>730198486How come? He's pretty fun in runs I've seen atleast. I guess running the same goddamn game for decades requires you to be somewhat mentally ill though
>>730198498he never stops talking
>>730194123>floor not shakingAI generated
>>730198498Yes
>>730198498Yes. The nonstop 3hr commentary is more impressive than the run itself
>>730198426People with certain mental shortcomings cant stand monotone and relaxed talking. That's why there needs to be pitch changes and yelling because that's the only thing keeps their attention. HYUUUUUUP!
>>730198471no it's a longshank
>>730198498Yes. Near the end he even started choking and had to be hospitalized.
What would happen if a runner just went nuclear mid run and said kill all trannies or something? Do they pull the plug and pretend it didn't happen? Has anything like that happened?I know of post-run bans at least
>>730197849Runner knows game inside out. No annoying dotation reading.No "modern audience" political shit.
>>730198603gives more of a beanpole vibe tbqh
>>730195194Clue
>>730198648It's like when the tinnitus stops for a few days
>>730193661This. Buncha new gens acting like BL1 didn't have everyone by the balls when it came out
>>730198585describing autists or zoomers as a whole?
>>730195194Katawa Shoujo
WARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS NOTHING OF INTEREST.
>>730197849It would have to be a perfect run with insane speedrun tricks and a couch that are knowledgeable about the game while also being entertaining, also the host is mute for the duration.
>>730197849a run with chibi and cavemandcj comeback
>>730197849a game I love played by normal people with entertaining commentary (but not in the annoying unfunny internet nerd way) and they tell the donation reader to shut the hell up
Hot Take: I hate it when they show off games that just came out. It's nothing but stupid fucking marketingThere should be a 2 years limit minimum before you're allowed to grow off a game at any Speedrunning event.
>>730195194ez pick
>>730197849cosmo OOT
>GDQ no longer dominates Twitch >GDQ thread can’t even dominate /v/ anymoreIs there anything GDQ can do right?
>>730199036have you tried watching let's players?
>>730197849Runner drops the n-word out of frustration and immediately gets mercy killed.
Maybe borderlands 2 just isn't meant to be speedran.
>>730199094Has he necked himself yet?
>>730199096troon out
>>730199079That used to be an unspoken rule until that tranny ran BotW at GDQ when it first came out.
races should have batsu style punishment games for whoever is in last place.
>>730199079I don't know. In two years most runs are nothing but out of bounds and extreme glitches.
>>730198370shut up trannytranny was a word before the internet
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to GDQ tomorrrow.
Charlie Kirk would've liked AGDQ 2026
I don't care how new it is, I do want to see the silksong speedrun
>>730199082>most feminine, twink runner>not a trannyHow come american ham planet trannies inject buckets of hormones into their ass and still look like orcs but this pole just manages to naturally be feminine looking?
>>730199189no idea, I hope he got help somehow, if not I wish he would
>>730199119no, I'd rather play games myself
>>730199312Because you've only been exposed to gdq tranners
>>730199230Take HRT
>>730199163borderlands is my guilty pleasure but borderlands speedruns bore me to death, too much glitched speed + glitched damaged shenanigans
>>730199079Bump it down to 1 year imo.But still, shit like Silent Hill f and MGS Delta shouldn't be allowed to be here
Hot TakePC games should not even allowed at GDQ
>>730199434hot takeya mudda isn't as good of a lay as everyone in town says she is
>>730199434Why not?
>>730199434how so?
>>730199434yes but pc games made after 2009
>>730199434Yeah they need to go back to only showing Nintendo games.
>>730199079I think there's something interesting to seeing what people have come up with early on in new speedrunning communities. But I also think it should be considered carefully. As much as I personally enjoyed the Legends Z-A run last night due to doing some Emma-posting and liking the game, it really wasn't an interesting speedgame. But I think there's definitely something interesting about seeing something like Breath of the Wild ran early on. It should depend on the game, what kind of tech has been developed so far and so on.I also think they probably want new games to draw more eyes to the show as a whole which is fair.
>>730197849Either a good game where the runner uses fun glitches, as in not 90% oob, or has excellentexecution/movementcouch is able to offer color commentary and seamlessly take over mechanical explanations when runner needs to focusminimal donationsnot over estimate or an ad.
>>730199079In theory I think new games being played should be interesting. They're unique in that there isn't much time for speedrunning tech to develop, so the foundation of the run ends up being the runner's skill at the game. It can be impressive to see how good someone has gotten at a game in such a short amount of time.
>>730199434
>>730199338He's had genuine offers of help for years, man. He's told every one of them to fuck off in less pleasant terms.There's no helping people like that. You can just wish the long and slow train crash eventually grinds to a complete halt.
honestly battlefront to the end of horror block tonight is looking pretty good
>>730199489>muddaI didn't know he slept around that much. I only know him from youtube.
>>730199434Cold TakeESL retards shouldn't be allowed to post on 4chan.
>>730199503>>730199512A majority of PC runs are either just console command abuse, save/load scumming, out of bounds shit most of the time or just super broken with no fun in then.
https://tracker.gamesdonequick.com/tracker/runs/agdq2014remember when AGDQ had "awesome games"?
ok but when are we getting gacha games speedruns?why are gacha games not taken seriously?
>>730199707>Nintendo uncslop
So what's the future of AGDQ? What will it be like in 5, 10 years?
>>730199434Forget worrying about pc games, if pc wasn't allowed these guys would just be on 360 and it'd look worse.Milquetoast TakeI think turnbased rpg runs that last longer than 2 hours shouldn't be allowed.
>>730199707now those are some video games
Why isn't top right doing anything?Riveting speedrun guys
>>730199827Continuing to decay further and further, but still somehow able to make a fuck-load of money then any other video game charity.
>>730199701wrong and straight up not true
>>730199827we're not making it past 2027 bro. Gaming is over very soon.
>run too loong wah wahyou are not SUPPOSED to watch EVERY run, the event goes on for days without PAUSE, you are supposed to sleep and have a life in between, long runs are good for that
>>730199701>oot
>>730199949>but still somehow able to make a fuck-load of money then any other video game charity.They're not a charity, they're a for-profit company.
>>730199434Bait used to be believable
>>730199841They just need to schedule the games better. put long RPGs in the middle of the night.
>>730199220Not even unspoken, they routinely rejected runs for games being too new for routes to mature. But, as you said, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xzYxFPaK7DA&pp=ygUkZmFtaWx5IGd1eSBpdCdzIG9rYXkgaSdtIHRyYW5zZ2VuZGVy0gcJCU0KAYcqIYzv
>>730199707There are only so many times I want to watch Mario 64, OOT, and Super Metroid, bro.
Hello bros did I miss any hilarious trainwrecks so far today?
>>730199701>A majority of PC runs are either just console command abuse, save/load scumming, out of bounds shitName 20!
>>730199707>bonus streamsoul
>>730200030Just look at ESA, most speedruns there are PC and like that.
>>730200041nah they're timeless classics just like ya mudda's worn-out hole
>>730200086the entire thing kek
>>730199980Shits just going to be preAI and AI. The masses will gobble up AI shit without complaint.
>No Keiz on the schedule HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHImagine getting cucked by a ghost and the theatre kids decide you're no longer in the club. His life will have literally no meaning now
STRAIGHTS' RIGHTS desu
>>730200109I'm not looking at ESA you troon. And I never will.
>>730200041>Mario 64, OOT, and Super MetroidThey're all on this year's schedule though?
>>730199827
I am actually very excited for the American Truck Sim race, I hope it's actually good
>>730199550>BOTW just came out>top runners agree not to submit a run because it's constantly changing / being optimized>some tranny does it anyways
>>730199707>no stream2>no bonus stream>no outrageously high risk high skill speedruns
>>730199401Yes that would be a good punishment
>>730199987>you don't understand, you're not supposed to actually WATCH it!
>>730199701true and correct
>>730200230BA isn't hitting EOS though
>>730200249It's the Wild Guns lads so it should be fun.
>>730200294i remember this, such bullshit
I swear I've seen this exact Borderlands 2 co-op speedrun a dozen times.
>>730197849Bonesaw run is and was the only SSS for me
>>730200412sure feels like its there every goddamn year
Why does every donator think they are a comedian?
>Anonny
in awe at the length of that lad's neck
I clicked away to watch random Youtube videos since the run started, is it almost over?
>>730199725>They are mostly VNs, managing 10 different upgrade resources and menuing.>If they feature actual gameplay it has to be simple enough to be able to cater to a big phone using audience.>The game needs people to spend money on it to be profitable, so gameplay is purposefully gimped in multiple ways, so you want to spend money, don't quite in frustration if not, but are never quite satisfied.>Instead of putting out a wide net and encouraging a fuckton of people to spend a little, they concentrate on a minority that gives them the biggest profit and systems have to be designed around and for those players, without immediately scaring away anyone else.For a speedrun, it would probably go like this:>start new account>slog through braindead tutorial>use free pulls>resetI'd rather watch a fucking pokemon run.
>>730200495EB games employee of the month
>>730200514Is that a girl?
Is there an archive with 4chan's GDQ ratings on other years? I want to rewatch some stuff
The writing of this game felt juvenile even when I was playing it at 14
>>730200514half an hour to go
>>730200514she's so feckin' cute brehs
>>730200562no. trans porn actor
>>730200598AIDSed
>>730200563There's chartfag's archive of his charts: https://git.ecker.tech/ecker/vee-speedrun-ratings/src/branch/master/archive
>Bloons runAre there any tower defense games that are even slightly interesting speedruns?
>>730200514golem get ye gone
i forget to play my own games during gdq
>>730200294>pull shit like this all the time and then some more>"wtf why do they prosecute us like so? must be transphobia :("
>>730200585As someone who never liked Borderlands, I'm glad everyone is hating on it's writing now.
>>730200598I gooned to this video before
hold upwere there any trans rights so far?weird that we don't have a counter for each game yet
>thread is completely dead compared to yesterday at the same time.I guess a 3 hours long run of a boring game will do that to you.
>>730200294and they did it poorly
>>730200737must be nice to be able to call anyone that critiques anything you do a transphobe
>>730200737to be fair, they are trying to become women, so they have to stress test the system to see if they can get away with shit as much as real women do
>>730200086The metroid prime 3 runner kept choking a skip and eventually one of the guys on the couch had to google the setup and show it to him.
>>730200783lmao nigga u gay
>>730200712Thanks
>>730200810hwhat igmbe bed
went to sleep after poe2did I miss any kino
>>730200810yet it'll get A's and B's
>>730200810Early- and Mid-week is always like this. Thread'll be way faster tomorrow when the runs are more interesting.
Is Bordernalnds 2 to blame for modern millennial writing? Its like half the industry looked at Claptrap and said "yeah that's based and epic."
>>730197849Path of Exile 2
>>730200624>she
>>730200885That's not from the quality of the run, that's just cultists fanbase of the game who have the run in the background. Just look at mario/sonic/undertale crowd
>>730200928No, it's a symptom of a bigger thing that went off with putting shitters like Anthony Burch in writing positions.
>>730201023sounds perfect to me
>>730200928probably not, i dont remember it having any significance or it having unusually high profile attention when it came came out
>>730200928No, Marvel is. Borderlands is le quirky, not quite the same thing as millennial writing, but it is adjacent.
>>730200904hes not
>>730200928definitely sounds easier to write some self-aware quipfest than an actual compelling story
can I get an updated run ratings?
>>730201225snafu
>>730201115Nigga you gonna have to listen to abysmal takes on japanese games while getting HIV up your penis.Don't do it. He doesn't even look that good anymore without perfect angles and lighting. If he ever did.
any good runs today?
>>730201250Hot.
>>730201343The runs from non-americans have been good.Argick and the twink saved this wretched noon.
>>730201328if it wasn't for the aidsi would
that's a fairly small amount of votes for an average sized run I'd say?
Man this run is badass
>>730201590Krystal sexo
FUCKNG GIRAFFE-MAN HYBRID
>>730201590Everyone wants to breed Krystal
>>730201590When are they going to speedrun that flash game?
>>730201590uh oh GDQ rating police is onto a new case
>>730201660What is this? An image for ants?
>>730201590what does moviebob even do nowadays
Uhhhm...Excuse me, everyone, where is the mig? :)
>>730201949>>730201949>>730201949
>>730201590word of advice? careful where you stick your nose, or it might end up in a puddle of piss. these pooches don't play around
>>730201959Thanks and you're cute
>>730201892I think his family made him get off the internet and get a job
>>730200357No but AGDG is!
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