Now: Bill Nye: The Science Guy — Stop the Rock!Next: Halo: Combat EvolvedLater: Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake EaterStreams:https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwchttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730206906
So Jay what did you think about that Star Wars speedrun
>>730210491*fat alcoholic drivel*
>starfy's uncleyou just know
>>730210342Jesus Christ it's been SIX YEARS.
>more science
I'm a migger!
>tranny's uncle donates with that messageI have a feeling someone got diddled.
Early mig I guess
Migger
His uncle definitely sexually abused that last runner
Migging
>>730210342why are they shouting trans rights all the time? I was trying to watch this with my son but they keep pushing politics it seems. bummer
THESE MEN ARE NOT FOOLING ME
What in the everliving fuck are these donations?Is it a requirement to be a complete tranny-loving faggot to get your donation read?
Fuck man. These runs suck ass.
>>730210342what's that webm from? smiling friends?
Bye Nye isn't fucking dead yet?
> chat was saying the [Smash Bros] runner had anxiety and couldn’t sleep and then had a panic attack because of the time it was scheduled.what does this mean?
More trannies...
Another cringe neporun of a game with zero actual speedrun presence? It's more likely than you think.
bruh
OH HELL NO
Oh my God it is worse than I could have imagined
bro are you kidding me......
>>730210630did you know its possible to be trans without being sexually abused? shocking innit
>an hour into Secrets of Grindeahaha, I'm going to play this until my eyes bleed
are you chuds ready to get educated?
>lipstickwhat's this guy's problem?
>>730210558
The few times I've looked in since yesterday and today has been like 'that'.Yeah, I don't think so anons..
pretty consistently the troons run shit games and additionally suck at it too
Jaidlyn > Kungfu
>it's the split fiction runneroh no no no, just kill me
That is one deep fucking voice from a """woman"""
The commentary for this is going to be worse than the last run.
>2nd Troon runner>Second Big Bang Theory couch>Bill Nye the science Redditor gameWe eaten bad boys
>>730210664Everywhere I look they always come out of nowhere
gay nick sobotka on the couch
>she
I went to these two's room last night and blacked out, I can't remember a thing should i write a twitlonger?
>They/SheYOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY
ahh yes Bill Nye, champion of Science™
mig?
I didn't know they let toads speedrun
look at all the DEI hires
Oh no It's those fuckers from the Split Fiction run.
>>730210703So fucking wrong they kept my wigga in rehab over Christmas and New Years
>information sciencewtf is even that kek
>>730210645What is this from?
>>730210342Early thread just because this troon demands attention for his shitty gif
more like professor butch lol
Why do I feel like their "science jobs" are the most basic bitch lowest rung and/or they have a major in it but they're actually a barista?
This one goes out to all my bipeds who identify as ladies!This world of ours is full of choiceBut must I choose betweenOnly John or Joyce?Are my options only hard or moist?My vagina has its own voiceNot vocal cords, a metaphorical voice(Spoken)Sometimes, I do a voice for my vaginaPlease, don't tell meI'm the only one who does that(Chorus)Cause my sex junkIs so, oh, oh, ohMuch more thanEither-or, or orPower bottom or a top offVersatile love may haveSome butt stuff
could we be looking at more cringekino..?
>>730210741The animations are so fucking nice, the roguelike mode is pretty cool too.
>They/AnyWhat the actual fuck. How does this even work in a conversation.>"Yeah I talked to any">"What?">"Yeah, any"???
my wife thevaliantsun sure likes to support some weird shit
who could've guessed thats what he was gonna write
TRANS RIG
>>730210739Statistically, a lot of troons got sexually abused.
>>730210774Good taste.Kunfu has a better face, but she's built like a box of cereals.
>trans rig
what fresh hell is this
>>730210796This man will cry himself to sleep tonight
more like ProfessorButch lol
>>730210686it means he's a sperg who can't function without eight hours of sleep so he just said fuck it and no-showed
all of these faggots would laugh and smile if they had the chance to hang you
GRIM KINO
>>730210667same requirements as being a runner
wild
Is this a 00:00.0 frame-perfect Trans Rights?This might be a new WR, lads.
TRNSRGHTS
>trnsrghts
>>730210874Because it makes you feel better to believe that.
>trans rigExcellent description of this event
rating it Z now
I got really drunk once and applied for a job in AntarcticaI never got a response, but to be fair I did put my preferred role as "poet"
>>730210810It looks like this dude
>Game about Science>Runner and Couch are all Science DeniersThey can't keep getting away with this.
>3...2...1...Science!kino
I bet this will be funny lol
>>730210710Where did you get that footage of me practicing?Not cool.
Nope, I'm out. I got enough of this when I watched Split Fiction. They're actually gonna turn me into a transphobe
>>730210739Haha, get him! Tell that chud! #TransLivesMatter
This guy sounds like Chad Warden. Sheeeeeeeeee
>>730210976You will never be a woman
>>730210796owari...
>>730210342overly aggro OP
>>730210780many such cases
MUH HECKIN SCIENCE
>>730210759Y is there 2 of them, are they multiplying
I heckin love science
OH MY SCIENCEI'M GONNA SSCCCIIIEENNCEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is cringe and not in the fun way
>>730211049>regrows hairline???
Godless days
>>730211040You will never be a college graduate
IM A HEADBANGA
Please don't tell me this is just going to be 40 minutes of "MST3K but with troons".
>fag runner>fag couch>watching a heckin' science game (movie)J U S T.
>hear runner while tabbed outOh ok, he started>tab back in>see guy with lipstick on>screen says they/sheThis fucker doesn't even remotely try to sound like a woman. he's not even trying.
For the record: I'm not anti-tranny, I'm anti-ugly
What does science about trnsrghts
>>730210774no contest
What is this? What is happening? Why are we back to 2012 levels of HECKIN SCIENCE POWER! What's going on?
Z>b-but they just startedZ
If they wanted to make this interesting they should have done it like Retsupurae and constantly talked shit about the game. But instead they're just awkwardly sitting there saying nothing.
>>730210963Lea...
It is very offputting when they don't try to change their voice or even talk like a fag at all
Z
nice speedrun game lmaoooo
I'm feeling a triple F coming up
>>730211096estrogen actually does that (as long as you're not too far gone)
It's science that you can have a female brain in a male body
reminder the billy nye has never been a scientist, he's a "science educator"
Enjoying the event?
Preloading my rating ZZZ
>>730211060Kind of in fitting with the story.
migged.
>>730211095thankfully it's only 15 minutes
this feels so much like a cult it becomes hilarious, cheering and shouting for the same mantras and figureheads. same rituals every year. at this point GDQ is probably a religious event to these people
I hope snake eater will be good at least otherwise this day has been grim
>People still seething over seeing trans stuff at GDQ of all thingsThey've been doing this for a decade now, why are people still upset at this shit? Its expected. Do people do this every year?
Is there anything lower than ZZZ?
This might be the worst its ever been
ok this is funny and all but where is the speed
Man, I miss the 90s. I was more of a Beakman's World kid, though.
BILL NYE SAYS YOU WILL NEVER-
>>730211147>picwtf dude my boss just saw this and fired me on the spot
this is awful
>>730211127This tbhonest
Is it too late to open a rope store next to the hotel?I want to fund my 5090.
>>730211202Thanks Sent, you fatfuck
>>730211220YOU ARE UGLY.
>>730211138You're watching people who play games fast from 20 years ago, they don't ever move on
AIEEEEE THE FLASHING LIGHTS WHY DIDN'T THEY GIVE ME A WARNINGGGG
trans vanity run?
>>730211216Y-yeah about that...
I need a screenshot of that guy that donated thousands to GDQ only to have his donations not read, and then got banned from chat for reasonably asking why
>>730211216anon it's 40 minutes
>>730211202it's never been more over, what I would give to see you ruin the prizes just one more time
>>730211220It's tradition.
Is there gameplay in this?
This might be the worst run of all times. Jesus fucking christ. God help us.
>Couch is just this, but with added troons
>>730211220Because it's funny, and the fact that you're getting upset over it is even funnier
>>730211202Absolutely next year can we just donate the money to trans charities
>>730210678yep I think it was the season 2 season finale
>only 4 minutes have passed
how is this a speedrun?
>>730211220I will never stop seething
>>730211220We're not surprised the death cult is practicing, we're surprised how deep the depths of depravity lie.
>>730210948taranasaragahatastereneseregehetestirinisirigihitistoronosorogohotosturunusuruguhutustyrynysyrygyhytys
>>730211230ZZZZ- or K if chartecker decides to count them
>Halo Cursed RunI FUCKING HATE THAT ONE DIPSHIT WHO CAME TO GDQ AND LIED ABOUT SPEEDRUNNING HALO AND WAS SO BAD THEY BANNED ALL HALO RUNS UNLESS IT'S MEME SHIT
I'm liking cutscene%. It's the only time some faggot isn't yapping
Bill Nye your mom's a guy
do they actually play anything in this "game"?
Rate this a ZZZ for me.
They put this right before the halo CE run on purpose.
Whatever happened to the silent hill chickennugget sussie streamerfaggot?
I'm BooooOOOOOORRRRREEDDDDDD
>speedrunning a movie
reminder that the bitch in the middle of the couch is the one who whined for 5 minutes that her goty was racist because the black character transformed into an animal more times than the white character in the fantasy game
>>730211220It wasnt this bad
>>730211202yes (no)
>>730211202nobody really thought this dumbass was going to improve anything, right?
>>730211354remind me, who was that Halo runner?
>>730211324if a chick as hot (8/10) as Penny were to make a physical appearance at one of these events she would either be raped or murdered the same night, probably both. never happened and never will.
>>730210774she looks like aria alexander
having your entire business strategy relying on the mentally ill seems like a bad long term idea.
>gdq>2026
you know, autistic people can design aircraft, tell me about thomas the tank engine, speedrun games, build suspension bridgesbut I don't think an autistic person can ever, ever be funny
>IT!
>>730211220They have no other outlet. Normal people off the internet dont tolerate bigotry
Where is the fucking GAME!?
Reminder the Smash guy and other guy today spent 11 years trying to get their runs accepted for GDQMeanwhile shit like this is A okay
>>730211232I think it quite possibly is current rock bottom
>him... or her... or... Itbased Billy Nye, run saved
>Bring me the sweet release of death
>Him I mean her I mean it
>>730211354they reversed that rule ages ago, theres been plenty of good halo runs at GDQ since
More than half of the runners featured in this scamathon look like they suffer terminal diseases.
>>730211409faceblindness truly is a sign of autism
>Pronouns: They/Any
>Her ... i mean it Based chud Bill
OH MY SCIENCEIHECKINLOVESCIENCE
>>730211348Why are you even surprised at all?>>730211341Why do this to yourself? Anger is bad for your heart anon.>>730211325I don't think I'm getting upset but you know best.>>730211259Yeah I am>>730211396Its always been bad.>>730211453>>730211305These are probably the most valid answers here
>>730211406Cody Miller4 fucking hourshttps://youtu.be/_aC_dSMGURgIf this run happened today the threads would be unusable for a few hours
>>730210653they know young people might be watching this event so they have to constantly force it in places children might be exposed to it. they're big fans of exposing themselves to children.
I'm rating this F.
The fake positivity is nauseating
>>730211460trust the production, chud
>>730210774Yes
>>730211497Fact: Mona's best features isn't her butt, hips, or chest. It's her eyes.
>>730211393/a/, /co/, and /tv/ do that all the time.>>730211519Some people are taking the piss out of pronoun plates, i swear.
>>730211235>Beakman's Worldbasednot american, we got this over here but never bill nye
>trash run>sponsored block
>>730211579No negativity in the dojo
>>730211301wait is he actually gone? did he die? whats the lore
>>730211324POORLYCODED
>>730211470>based Billy Nyeanon, why do you think this run got insta-approved?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQDBNJ3mPa0
Atleast the biofems on the couch are kinda cute.
>>730211603how's Rubie's ass game?
>>730211528>>730211059why are rightoids always triggered by science?
>>730211604do you fuck colored pencils?
>>730210774>>730211603Actually fucking insane how she was blessed with a 10/10 body but a fugly face.
>>730211538>Its always been bad.Not this bad. Youre wrong. Dont reply to me again
>speedrunning point and click>not even doing it fastwhat the fuck is the point
>>730211649For a second, imagine the smell of being on that couch.
>>730211662except theyre not cute at all
>>730211480
Is he gonna talk about gender soon?
>>730211649OI vey look at that schnoz
>theater kids>troons>bad rifftrax live impression>basedence>not a runI can't even listen to this shit for more than a minute at a time without instinctively muting.
>>730211671koroshite pete
>>730211649DANIEL?!
>>730211671kill me, pete
>>730211662There are only trannys on screen
is this part of the bit? move the fucking cursor
>>730211649DIOS MIO
>>730211705Middle girl is adorable stfu
>Pick noseTeaching kids how to identify them from a young age I see...
where is the rating list?the only thing I still do is to go through the vod and look for the biggest tranny train wrecks based on that list
>>730211580What run is he talking about in those posts?
Has Bill talked about gender yet? I don't think they thought this potential transphobic disaster through.
>>730211640last GDQ they announced he wouldnt be doing prizes and he has a "behind the scenes" job now. They old yeller'd our boy
CAUSE MY SEX JUNK IS SO OH OH OHMUCH MORE THAN EITHER OR OR OR
btw, in case you somehow held some hope for the Halo run
>>730211705Look man it's relative. They own a fucntioning vagina, which instantly puts them in the top 10% in the room.
>>730211773well there is one on right now bucko
>>730211789don't remind me of this
>>730211671Just fucking do it, Pete.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GYuwjBbPs4s
>>730211649oy
>>730211648The run's dead, WILL
What's the fastest time for this run?
>>730211460>spend 11 years trying to get a run in>pussy out at the last minuteshameful
>>730211692I think her face is cute in a nerdy classmate way
>>730211671Kill me, Pete
>>730211686>in Hell, there is relief in utter helplessnessBut why? If I engineered Hell I'd put plenty of hope in it
>>730211784Bill Nye sold himself out to the tranny cult over a decade ago.
>>730211801
>>730211235i think I watched that, did they change the chick randomly like mid series?
>>730211712The worst is going into the previously great Retro category and half the streamers are those kind of vtubers
>>730211580Me and another anon once timed how long Spike could go without speaking while on the couch. It never hit 10 seconds in a 2 hour run
>>730211801I am so fucking done. I'm out.
>>730211801Furries are cool compared to troons.
>>730211656>science revisionism because of mental illnessi don't want to live on this planet anymore
>>730211649is thevaliantsun getting fat? noooooooooo
>>730210524LOOK AT ME BAPBAPBAPWHAAAAAAAT?
>>730211801It was already a retarded meme category. If anyone had hope, they weren't paying attention.
>>730211837yeah. yeah.yeah. yeah.
>>730211624i'd love someone to go in with thon/thon or his majesty/his royal highness
>>730210342>Transition Done Quick
>>730211801Somehow this isn't surprising for Halo
>>730211801its already a lolsorandumb mod but thank you for telling me it'll be worse than expectednow I won't feel bad for missing it, but I'll still miss the MGS run after
>>730211801based
>>730211801Damn and I was looking forward to it
>>730211902No they're not, fuck off furfag
>>730211856Reminds me of my cousin when she was younger. Total bitch.
>>730211862The game is from the 90s.
>>730211625Hell yeah, Lester the rat! Good to see it went international.>>730211864Yeah, I think so.
Yooo ResidentSleepers in the chat
>>730211801I was holding out a slight bit of hope...
>>730211649https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY
this Bill Nye shit isn't even a speedrun
>>730211815Isn't the text randomized?
>>730211927I'd just go in with he/they to piss off people who don't understand how english works.
at least there's only 25mins left haha
>>730211801based furGODS saving this day
>>730211656what did he say here that was wrong
>>730211671Kill me, pete
>>730211801cute dogs
tech crew hard at work
>>730212023it's gonna go over estimate
>>730211864Pretty sure there was a new one every season. No idea why.
>scientists>think you can change your sex by wearing a dress and not cutting your hairexplain this
>>730211698Its been bad since GDQ moved out of the basement anon.
>>730211649What is this? 4th rock from the sun?
>>730211624>Some people are taking the piss out of pronoun plates, i swear.I would have to assume they'd allow you to put anything in there that you want as long as it isn't something blatant like nig/ger. there's gotta be someone out there who would put something blatantly nonsense like xzyihr/xzyihm
>>730211862Whenever he was talked about online it was about how he was extremely insufferable and kind of an asshole while not in front of a camera. Could be just hearsay though.
>>730211760uhh, sure...
how is this shit considered a speedrun.
>estimate changes from 28 to 40 mins
>>730211801Using the trannies as a distraction the furries slowly started to take control of GDQ from the inside.
>>730211801Thank fuck I'm going to bed.
Why does this dude call themselves a chick
>>730212023How are we not even at the halfway mark yet
>>730211801WHY WONT THIS FAGGOT FUCK OF. HURRY UP AND GET EXPOSED FOR GROOMING KIDS ON DISCORD
>>730212129dios mio
>>730211801>>730211671kill me, pete
The cute runner knows more about science than you /v/. Stay mad.
>>730212095What part of "Wasn't this bad" do you not understand?
>>730212136It's definitely not. They aren't even going fast.
>>730212165They changed the estimate.
>>730211235Same, but it was only on saturday mornings while bill nye was on pretty much every day so I liked both.
>>730211698We've been complaining about this shit since the cosmo's painted nails. Lurk moar.
>>730212129Brush your teethe fucker
proud of him
>>730212162>puts on lipstick, doesn't take shower
>>730211801Yeah its over
>>730211106UR ADIMELESS SHITTER
>>730212162>Why does this dude call themselves a chickMental illness and anti-bullying policies
>>730212129
Alright twitter anon is out for a few hours. Keep the threads warm for me
>>730212092>think you can change your sexnobody said this
>>730212224I think they hit an incentive to showcase more of the game.
>>730212224they met the "watch all cutscenes" incentive
>>730211202my handsome boy
>>730212221I really don't give a shit anon
>>730212237Im saying its been a decline since you idiot. I definitely never heard TRANS RIGHTS this much
Why would you even bother donating to any bidding war. "Trans Rights" wins 100% of the time
>>730211712the stand user could be anyone
>>730212129EEEEEURGHH
>>730212290they hit a low one to watch all the cutscenes, because we need things to be longer in this event about going fast
cringe minus the kino.
>>730211801Oh GOODsigh
do you think they realize how hard they're bombing right now
>>730211220I hated the disgusting tranny freaks then and I hate them now. As does everyone else who has to look at their manning jaws and hairy legs.
>>730211202How the fuck did he manage to make the marathon even worse?
>>730212280lmao u are a joke
>>730212129THE TEETH WHAT THE FUCKive seen bananas less yellow
>>730212280Then what is the point?>I-I'm just changing my appearanceOkay, that was always an option.
>>730212129EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>730211202I miss him so much
>>730211856Take off the makeup
>>730212365It's there for the free money, but yeah voting for any other name is pointless.
>>730212346I accept your concession
>>730212409if anyone at this event had an ounce of self-awareness they wouldn't be there
>>730212409They don't care
Envision the olfactory experience at this event
>>730212436Gender is not the same as sex.
>>730211712>he has practiced that sitting position
>>730212129"lesbians"
>>730211801Fuck man...
>>730212435This is why you don't smoke.
I miss educational games and shows. Cyberchase is ten times better than anything on right now.
>racist moment that would be instantly banned with any other runner>haha trans rights am i right fellow gamers
>>730212491It is
>>730212491>yeah gender is like whatever man its all made uptake a fucking shower, i can smell your gaping fucking mutilated hole from here tranny
>>730211856She looks like those WEG goblinas
>>730211787Nah he legit got promoted to being basically the director of the whole event.
wait didnt they play this shit already an hour ago?
Their sex junk don't work
>>730212129Lay off the unfiltered cigs, homie. You'll live longer.
>>730212491Thank you for the non sequitur response. May I have another, sir?
>>730211801bruh
>>730212491For sure, you're still not a woman.
>>730211856
I had the stream on in the background and just noticed the runner is trans. Why isn't he doing trans voice?!
CAN A NIGGER GET A "TRANS RIGHTS"?
>>730212491theyre offended if you call them biological men, ergo they think theyve changed sex
>>730211354>Cursed HaloThere's a chance they will use a version of that mod where a massive PNG of Thanos with his cock out will appear
>>730211007have you laughed yet?
>>730212581But is it still so oh oh oh?
>>730211801>furry after trannyYeah, Cursed Again!
>>730211405>>730212425He's not actually choosing the runs though he just does the schedule and coordinates the hosts>wah the hosts are badits the same annoying hosts as ever of course he's not going to find new blood he'd get fired
>>730212491you are right, "gender" is a made up thing by a jewish pedophile while sex is real
>>730211801I shall watch it for the cringe.
>>730212643dont need the voice for disability
>>730211671Not yet Pete...Life is shit but...if I give up, then they win.I WILL make it.
>>730212129>Science RULES>replaced his own teeth with popcorn kernelswhere did science say to do that?
>keep being the beautiful and wonderful person that you are!They really try to make him this gen's Mr. Rogers
>>730212649They're offended because it's just needlessly cruel, not because they don't think it's true.
>>730212643When you look that good, its ok to sound like a dude
>>730212643perhaps he realizes that those faux falsetto voices are like nails on chalkboard to anyone's ears
>>730212148Unironically true if you can believe it, fastest furs has multiple members on GDQ staff and they actually lifted the ban on cosplay this event, so fursuits are now allowed.
>>730211801furfags will try to psyop you in to thinking this is more acceptable
>>730212734>It's needlessly cruel to state a fact?Eh? I don't get it.
>>730212491People either laugh at you behind your back or pity you behind your back. Hopefully it's not too late for you to be normal anon.
>>730212491https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3wcxHiorJ4
>>730212545I smoke pack of marlboro red 100s a day, brush my teeth only in the morning, haven't been to a dentist in 10 years and my teeth while not being perfect white ARE NOWHERE NEAR THIS BAD, this shit has to either be genetic or that guy literally NEVER brushed his teeth ever
He won
>>730212643he knows it's just a phase
>>730212643being masculine for they theyfriend on the couch of smells
>>730212491Somehow you triggered a bunch of autists who fantasize about fucking twinks all day but not a buff dude and yet can't realize fathom how gender can be a spectrum
ZZZZZZZ run
this run is giving me cancer
>>730212687certainly not at the posts itt. "i'm seeing what you are seeing" x1000 wow ebin
>>730212789I'll be honest, the event can't get any worse. Even live gay sex between two trannies would be more entertaining.
>>730209439wtf happened to split fiction?why is super mario backwards?What is super mario crotch?Why was mario kart world so low?
Now that the halo CE run is confirmed dogshit, what runs are you guys looking forward to?For me:>Ratched deadlocked>American truck sim>Doom eternal
>>730212913>Why was mario kart world so low?its not a speedrun they have this same fucking run every year
>>730212872That doesn't even make sense
Is that dude on the left even on HRT
>>730212630@grok put her in a bikini
>mr popo
>>730212915>American truck simTransColoredTruck
>>730212915>Doom EternalAren't nu doom runs just glitching above the skybox and walking to the end?
The host sounds more feminine than the runner
>Tranny fucks up
Is Steam shitting the bed for anyone else right now?
>>730212491Only the natural sciences are genuine science. The rest is gay cope for retards.
>>730212960>Not grok make her put on x pasties and a g-string then shake her ass for the camerangmi
>>730212984I don't care I just like trucks.
>>730212958that's because you're retarded
>>730212915More like american trans simulator hehe am i right?
>>730212734>Neither Mace nor Greene offered any evidence for their claim that McBride is male. In fact, opponents of transgender rights in the United States are not really in agreement on what they even mean by “biological sex.”>And the world’s scientists aren’t either.> For most of modern history, scientists, doctors and judges have agreed that humans can change sex – they just haven’t agreed on how it can be accomplished.https://theconversation.com/are-trans-women-biologically-male-the-answer-is-complicated-244465
will the metal gear run be better?
>>730212915>Another raceThey'll fuck ATS up.
>>730212913>split fictionDouble trannies whine about the game developers being racist because the brown fella turned into an animal or something. Also they are generally unpleasant.>super mario backwardsIt's a mod/romhack where the levels are flipped. AKA you run left instead of right.>super mario crotch It's a one handed controller gimmick for that run. To prove it they pointed a camera at the tranny's hand and crotch the whole run.>mario kart worldDidn't watch that one.
>>730212913>split fiction, ranting about racist devs, troon "lesbians">super mario played backward, dumb gimmick>huge linebacker troon playing 1 handed, had awkward crotch cam>mario kart world was a shitty dumb category played by troon transbians
ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
>>730213017i'm shitting my bed rn
this is bad
>>730212985pretty much
saw the thread on front page and halo is coming up? is it worth it staying up for? I havent watched agdq in literal ages
>>730212818If you walked up to a friend who just lost his mom, would you say "your mom is dead"?
>>730212915the entire horror block tonightalways comfy and fun times
This has been the first gdq that's so bad I just decided to watch ESA reruns insteadThis Tomb Raider run is pretty fun
>dude in make-up dressed like a woman>makes no other real attempt to hide the fact that he's a manWhat's even the fucking point?
>>730212985Don't know, I don't watch speedruns outside of ESA and GDQ
>fucking up a children's education game
>>730212915>>730212984 truck sim couch is the cowboy and hairy pits tranny should be kino
This woman has a very deep voice.Shoulders of a linebacker too.
>>730212915I really hope that Richard Burns Rally will be good.
>>730212953It was a speedrun, don't give it insults it doesn't deserve.Just not a very good one; from the outside you can see "yep, routing this must have taken a lot of work" but that's the only reaction, stretched out over 30 minutes.Plus some negative points for having one of those voices on the whole time. And a godawful couch. It deserves the rating is what I'm saying.
>>730213052They're playing delta on PC, the newer PC game runs have been awful this event because they refuse to use vsync, shit is tearing up like fuck. Maybe they'll finally fix it
>this nigga somehow fucked in a childrens FMV game
>>730211815That's actually fucking insane I looked at the source on GDQ's youtube archive channel because I couldn't believe they are actually THAT fragile.
So, uh... Would these people vehemently deny that IQ is a real thing if you asked them, despite being pro-science?
>>730213113GDQ ain't the place to raise your kidsIt's just my job five days a makeThat "woman" is a maaaaaaannnnn"Woman" is a man
>>730213045>For most of modern history, scientists, doctors and judges have agreed that humans can change sex – they just haven’t agreed on how it can be accomplished.this is just telling lies
>>730213186the only way to save gdq
>>730213017it's tuesday you lousy motherfucker steam does this every week
He said less than three again!!! He's hilarious!
>>730213017it's tuesday, maintenance day
>>730213186this but with kffc
>>730213092no
this less than three shit is annoyingI hate it, literally seething over this
>>730212915Twilight PrincessStellar BladePossibly F-Zero GX Unleashed, but I've never played the mod so I don't know if it'll be stupidI'm annoyed Wind Waker is an ACE run. That's going to be 25 minutes of nonsense because they can literally make it do anything.
>>730213154You missed the real star player yesterday.Somebody post that shining exemplar of femininity.
>>730213196>Tranny wearing Mimikyu shortsTauntingWould
>>730213186Thanks grok.
>>730213186celebs are going to ban this technology soon
>>730213186Now to it for the Queen
>>730213186kino
>>730212872gender is a binary, sexual orientation is a spectrum. you can be attracted to twinks and not muscle men. that doesnt mean twinks are a new gender, you retarded faggot
>>730212734>pattern recognition says male>act accordingly>cruel
>>730213092It's a meme category ran by a furry. It's an E-rank run and it hasn't even started yet.
>>730213186>the backgroundLMAO
>>730213186Now do this with the current runner.
Are there any confirmed gdq bans yet?
>>730213328I love slampigs so much broswish I was plapjak
>>730213186>the background mirrorlmao
>>730213186@grok is this real?
>>730213286>John Madden and his Stand, 『Dude Looks Like A Lady』
>>730213268thanks for the straightforward response, anon>>730213369yeah I see...
>>730213186@grok now add a QoS tattoo above her womb
>Dozens of people watch an event known for woke just to get mad at it and spend hours posting online about it.Genuine insanity
>>730213186wait a minute, there's no mirror behindand wheres the couch in the mirror??this looks shopped.....
>>730213186@grok have white slime shoot onto her from off screen.
>>730213291thats an actual woman
>>730213186>that mirror reflectionholy shit
LMAO YURI I HAVE A COCK AND I LOVE FUCKING OTHER MEN BECAUSE I LOVE YURI AND IM A FAGGOT
>going overestimate on an FMV gameAlmost impressive
I missed the pic thx tranny janny
>>730213468No it was known for speedrunning and troons co-opted it at its height for their own purposes. I won't forget what it used to be.
where is YSG
>>730213561k good for you nigga
Imagine this somehow goes over
My runs coming up, I'm playing Idolm@ster! Wish me Luck!
>>730213585yeah what was the pic
>>730213573Only on GDQ.
>>730213626Post your favorite idol! For me it's Uzuki!
>>730213626thanks for reminding me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pDF-OBJCt8
Goddamn it's not even that serious for a point and click
>>730213468the best runs were by normal white guys, go figure
>>730213593This. Ill never forget
>>730213186i fucking kneel lmao
If only this run was done by a normal guy
>>730213645It was an AI video of >>730210774 taking her clothes off
>>730213593>>730213709Its been years anon, let it go.
>>730213683I dont know any names, I just speedrun in japanese to save time!
>>730213186You aight white boy
is this a speedrun?
fun fact the guy from the news reports was also the announcer from Brawl
>>730213704This
>>730213774Just enjoy the runs.
don't sleep on your back or you will see niggers
>>730213691One guy posts a funny thing and jeets think it's an invitation to spam their slop
Oh my god he's fucking it up
>>730211519how can both be true?
Wtf is this retard doing
>>730213774Bad speed game. Bad category for speed. Bad run. But yes unfortunately.
>>730213741Ill let go when you frauds in here stop trying to tell me it was always this bad OR when the event is killed off entirely
QUICK CHANCE THE ESTIMATEIT WAS ALWAYS A ONE HOUR RUN
>overestimate for a movieHOW
>overestimate on a point and clickSo they really just banned all the good runners huh?
>Soon
>>730213882they is included in any
they're going to groom bobby in that server
>troon>unfunny kids fmv game>doesn't know how to play the fucking game>over estimate
>>730213786Man, Sakurai should've brought Coin Launcher back in Air Riders. Let you use the gummies as missiles or bombs or something.Fuck, Brawl had so much fun shit to do in it.
SAY IT WITH ME
theyre really going to go overestimate on their already overextended run estimate for fucking cutscenes.
THREECOUNT THEMTHREE OVERESTIMATES IN A ROW
>>730213328I could local gen this with my 50 series card and have her tits out but I won't do it out of respect. RIP prize mommy
WE'RE OVERESTIMATE AGAIN LETS FUCKING GOOO!>>730213839just yell at the sleep paralysis niggers and they go away
OVER ESTIMATE
>OVER
>we're speedrunnersDoubt
SAYIT WITHME
>>730213953OVERESTIMATE>>730213968OH BABY A TRIPLEOH YEAAAAAAAAAH
>FMV movie game>Overestimate
I looked over at the stream and realized the deep voice I'd been hearing for an hour was a fat guy dressed up like a woman.
>>730213953TRANS RIGHTS
huh?
your time is up science
>5 extra minuteslmao
>Thought it couldn't get worse.>He went over estimate.>On a movie.What the fuck.
Are they going to do an Eyewitness Dinosaur Hunter speedrun next?
BOOP THE HECKIN POOCH!!
Literally why do they change the estimate in real time? Do they know what the word means? Did some tranny cry because they were overestimate once or what? I can't stand it.
>over on bill fucking nye
HOW are there so many troons in one place?
>>730211393music speedrun, /mu/ seethes every timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SEkiWESw5Q
THE ESTIMATE WAS ALWAYS 45 MINUTES CHUDDY
The estimate was always 45 minutes, chuds.
The estimate was always 45 minutes.
>restrict post-year 2000 games to a handful of runs>restrict PC games to a handful of runs>your speedrunning event is now good
>>730213916It's not just banning some of the more impactful runners, it's about not including classic runs. They said years ago they didn't want to annualize certain runs and make people bored of them... and then they went and made sure every fucking event has multi-hour pokemon runs. I'm thankful and surprised that they took mercy on us and didn't include Celeste this time.
>>730210686it means the guy had a 20 tweet spergout on xwitter because hes slept with loud ass white noise his entire life and the hotel was too quiet so hes a sad faggot who had a panic attack all night being unable to sleep and canceled the run
>>730214070It's the only thing they have left at this point, very sad existence
are you not entertained? is this not what you're here for?
dude, how do you even fuck up a game like this? its literally just a set order every time with 0 rng, its a movie.
>>730214091Real eyes realize real lies.
>>730214064erasing the past to conform to the present is the standard procedure for these types
What the fuck is the point of a timer if they're just going to move the finish line? If I was a serious runner I'd take this is a fucking insult.
BRAP IT UP
THANK YOU FOR SUCH AN AMAZING EVENT SENT-SAMA
SECOND OVERESTIMATE INCOMING
>>730214024fascinating, keep us posted
IT WAS ALWAYS A 50 MINUTE ESTIMATE YOU FUCKING RACIST LIARS
>overstimate 3 times in a row
This has to be the worst ever. I know we say it a lot, but this is the new low.
>laughing at cutting scene in the game you're running is this some schizo shit
>>730213945I am extremely dismayed that AI knows about queen's stallion
4 in a row is kino ngl
>>730214165well it only happens to the non-runs that are staff circlejerks like this
This shit game doesn't even have a leaderboard on the speedrun website
>>730214128just.....bring your fucking white noise shit??
GAYLO WAITING ROOM
Just realized one of them is calling themselves a scientist because they have a degree in library science
OVER OVER ESTIMATE
Think they'll ban this runner for going overestimate too?
Is there a chart for the event so far?
>>730214137thinking this guy should be in charge of anything but goofing off with prizes was a huge mistake
Sex junk status?
I'm celebrating your failure you mentally ill lunatic.
Can we do it chat?Can we get TWO estimate increases?
>>730214258So you're saying it's a prestigious WORLD RECORD?
Should I bother watching the rest of the stream? I just got in
did anything fun or cringe happened today?i missed most of today because i got too drunk
>>730214208Third. Original estimate was 28 min.
>>730214260SIR A SECOND OVERESTIMATE HAS HIT THE RUN
>>730214123cant believe that the ending to the entire event is a fucking pokemon run, there is quite literally no worse type
There's no way Split Fiction already gets dethroned
>Mr, President, a second Overestimate has hit the FMV run
>Double overHAHAHAHAH
>>7302142362 times in this run alone.
>>730214283>library science
>>730214091>>730214114No it wasn't
>It's still going
OVER OVERLMAO
>Troon out>Turn into a fat Karen
>>730213945>sneak the estimate up another 5 minutes>over that one now tooKEK
Over-estimate again. AND SKIPPING CUTDCENES IN THE CUTSCENE RUN.What the fuck.
IT WAS ALWAYS AN HOUR ESTIMATE YOU FUCKING CHUD.
>over estimate againKEK
>>730214303MY VAGINA HAS ITS OWN VOICE
>3 overestimate runs in a row>3 overestimates on this run alonebros...
How do you manage to go double over estimate on a point and click game?
>>730214320A random lets play with cutscenes on youtube is 10 minutes faster than this run
>>730214350and by the same people no less
I don't think he knows about second overestimate, Pippin.
>>730214373That was pre incentive estimate
>>730214317We did it!
>>730214373nice AI bro
MERCY KILLED
>get home from work>tune inwhat the fuck is that creature in the runners chair
>>730214342
>>730214373it's actually going to be double the estimate
>>730214323starfox was very fun. the current run is peak cringe, probably a low point for the event so far (and that's really saying something)
>quits a literal fucking movie
FAILED
>over estimate three times in a single run>DNFHAHAHAHAHAThank you Jesus
Holy shit
HOLY KEK HE DID NOT FINISH
HOLY FUCK ANOTHER FAILED AND OVERESTIMATE TRANNY RUNYOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
HOLYFUCKINGSHIT THAT FUCKING SUCKED
PLEASE WRAP IT UP
Jesus christ fuck this
BACKTOBACKDIDNOTFINISH
The GHOST OF SPLIT FICTION RUN
mercy kill????
2 DNFS IN A ROW
OVERESTIMATE x2DNFGET THIS CLOWN OFF THE STAGE
>SW: DEFEAT>BILL NYE: VOLCANO KILL
F
RATE THAT TRASH
Okay, so how will they overestimate and dnf on the science experiment (for kids)?
God I'm glad this pronoun shit has fallen off. There were a few years where fucking everyone was Xe/Xer or Shi/Shim and shit.
DNF on a zero rng point and click game. How do you fail that hard? Do they even actually speedrun this game?
DEEENEFFBAYBEEEThis is why is still watch this shit
Rate the FNV movie.
>two fucking DNFs in a rowKIll this event now
>TWO DNF'S IN A ROWTWO DNF'S IN A ROW>TWO DNF'S IN A ROWTWO DNF'S IN A ROW>TWO DNF'S IN A ROWTWO DNF'S IN A ROW>TWO DNF'S IN A ROWTWO DNF'S IN A ROW>TWO DNF'S IN A ROWTWO DNF'S IN A ROW>TWO DNF'S IN A ROWTWO DNF'S IN A ROW
>two DNFs in a rowholy kek
DUKENUKEMFOREVER
>>730214532ZZZ
>>730214532Z
TWO TRANNY DNF IN A ROWLMAOTOTAL TRANNY ANNIHILATION
>Bill Nye defeated the trannies
We're reaching new lows ZZZ
>>730214532ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>730214546DNF
3 Overs and 2 DNFs in a row crazy
>>730214546ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>730214546ZZZ
This troon did ZERO voice work to pass.
>>730214540you don't have pronouns?
Why do transvestittes never end up with a male partner?
Do they even play the shitty game before running it ?
>>730214546ZZZOne of the worst runs so far
>>730214532worst possible rating
>>730214532>>730214546K or ZZZ whatever is lowestI HATE TRANNIES
>>730214532>>730214546ZZZ might actually be worse than split fiction for me
Bill Nye is fucking dead.....
>>730214532>>730214546ZZZ
>>730214532>>730214546zzz
>>730214532ZHow the fuck do you botch a point n click run?
>>730214546z
>>730214546>>730214532F
>>730214532F
>>730214532>>730214546K. I proudly give this my strongest K. It deserves it.
>>730214532ZZZA run to surpass Split Fiction.
Bill Nye: Stop The Rock? More like Stop the Run!
>>730214532KZZZZ-
>retarded literal movie game>meme and fuck around during the "run">DNF>but everything a okay cuz it's a troony and we had good vibes :)fucking christ
>>730214546KKK for DNF
>>730214546>>730214532Call me an attacking Russian conscript force because that was a big fucking Z.
>>730214532Z Z Z
>>730214532>>730214546FTwo over estimate, annoying tranny and mercy killed
>>730214532ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>730214532>>730214546K
>>730214546ZZZmy disappointment is immeasurableand my day is ruined
>>730214532>>730214546ZZZ NO FUCKING MERCY
>It's the theater kid sessionMuted.
>>730214532>>730214546Knot a run
>>730214546>>730214532ZZZ
>>730214479>low pointnot enough, they always have a shovel to go deeper
>>730214532K
>>730214532DnFfff
>>730214532Z for zex junk.
>>730214532I'm doin' him a Z
GDQHALF OF OUR RUNS ARE FAILURES AND THE OTHER HALF ARE SHOWCASES
>>730214532>>730214546Z
>>730214532ZZZit was actually worse than Split Fiction
>>730214546F. For failed male.
Okay, now I think we have a worse run than Alien Isolation.>A fucking climate change school presentation nextThis sucks, everyone at GDQ should be ashamed of themselves.
what the fuck are these two talking about?
Ruby looks like she would keep riding after you have come
I know we're into bears here but this guy kinda cute ngl
>>730214532ZZZThis run was fucking disgusting, all of it. The runner, the run, the couch. All shit. 3x Overestimate DNF/10
>>730214546ZZZ>Over estimate x3>DNF>troon>it was never going to be anything else
>>730214532>>730214546KZZZFUCK THIS SHIT
Oh wow, climate change propaganda
the climate crisis is in my walls...?
>>730214546Trainwreck DNF Cringe Kino of the highest orderThe peak of bad runs, only second to TerrariaKorZZZ
>>730214532ZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>730214640Haven't you been reading the thread? Everyone hated that dumpster fire of a run
Speedruns?
>>730214734totally
>>730214751Your brain is broken
>>730214532It was an entertaining Z. That was genuinely the worst display of even attempting to speedrun something I've ever seen, let alone an FMV that should have been beatable through notes on a notepad.
>>730214732Adef dropping his 3rd grade science knowledge
This nigga is NOT Bill Nye.
this segment is a speedrun for how fast I can lose interest in science despite enjoying science, and it's on world record pace
will they be pro or anti-nuclear energy do you think?
>>730214532
What the fuck are they even talking about.GIVE ME GAMES PLAYED FAST STOP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT
>>730214713It's telling that the two highest rated events of this GDQ are a runner from ESA and someone pulling the fire alarm.
>>730214751Retard
V=IRquick science
>>730214532>>730214546F
VIDEO GAME SPEEDRUNS??
I learned this stuff in like first grade
I know you guys hated the run, but there's NO CHANCE this was worse than Split Fiction.
>>730214786
When this is all over, do you reckon it'll have surpassed AGDQ 2022 as the worst GDQ of all time?
FUCKING HELL DROP THE SOIENCE BIT YOU RETARDED THEATER TRANNIES
E = mc2 + AI
>>730214532KKK
>>730214736Too froggy looking
>>730214791funny you say that, the tranny was looking at their notes the entire time so it's not like they even studied the run hard
T=Ranny
REMINDER THIS IS A CHARITY FIRST. IF YOURE GOING TO BE ANAL ABOUT SPEEDRUNS THEN GO ON YOUTUBE
>>730214771No. Terraria was funny bad. This was everything wrong with GDQ combined into one unholy disaster.
>>730214532>>730214546ZZZZ
>more heckin science
Can we get some biologists on too?
Why are we getting a middle school physics lesson
>>730214789You know even they don't believe what they're saying, because they contributed to hundreds of thousands of pounds of co2 polluting the air by hosting this international event
Adef is the most unlikeable person there, despite all the trannies, he's still the worst person there 100%Holy fuck.
>>730214838Yeah but Americans didn't and their self worth is invested in not believing it.
I have this muted and this segment is still so grating that I'm now a flat earther
Why am I back in middle school? I don't give a shit about energy.
*sciences all over rubie*
science lesson at a tranny convention
Is this supposed to be entertainment?
What the literal FUCK are these dip shits talking about
The sheer irony that this tranny convention is so obsessed with le science.
Shut the fuck up already
I want to put my D into her P until I C if you know what I mean
>>730214546ZZZZIGGER TRANNY DEATH
>>730214903They aren't even talking about it you stupid fucking retard
>>730214852It already has.
>>730214898kek
>>730214876How about no bitch
>theater kid skitsSTOP ITSTOP ITSTOP IT
Would be funnier if he showed card tricks instead
>>730214904Not when he's stood next to Rubie.
>>730214904bro not even close. at least he tries and is even slightly funny, which no one else can claim
Can he explain chromosomes
>>730214904They hated him for telling the truth
>>730214843He went over estimate ON A MOVIE
mfw
>>730214924But the science shows that transgenderism is real and that HRT is the best way we have to treat it
Okay, wrap it up, cuck.Get the halo run going.
>>730214984>>730214984>>730214984
>>730214827pov: you're looking at another man who respects women
>random conservation of energy lessonwhat the fuck am I watching
Do they realize the audience are 40 year old balding men. Why are they including this segment for children.
bro just watch breaking badperfect for pseuds and science larpers
>>730214532>>730214546Z, they should have killed that tranny when it started panicking after the missing the first thunderstorm
>>730214852In terms of the game lineup this one already is worse
GDQ = LGBT2 + DNF
>>730214876but I am watching on youtube
havent watched a single second but I'm laughing at all the comments here. I think this is more enjoyable in a way
>>730214857kek
>>730213978Do it. Please.
He should explain determination of sex at conception
>>730215015A lot of boomers watch with their kidsAlso it's kind of just a bit to go with the bill nye run
>>730214904He's just boring, BrutalMelo is actively annoying and Rubie seems like poison in the rough shape of a human
>>730214975kek
>lecturing over energy crisis>only you can stop climate change>reduce your electricity usage>reduce your water usage>save the planet>there's a window in the stage>it shows a construction site>new AIAIAI datacenter is built
>>730214904My wife would like a word with you
>>730214938I quote:>I think is a really important thing especially now with the climate crisis
>>730214904He is awful, but he actually likes video games. A real rarity for someone hosting a video game speedrunning event.
>>730214876BUT ALSO REMINDER TO BE VERY ANAL ABOUT HOW SPEEDRUNNING COMMENTARY SHOULD BE
>>730214546>>730214532F because I'm now anti-learning and refuse to know more of the alphabet than that.
>>730214827Looks like the adoring fan but with black hair
>>730214904Saying this when meloacevedo exists and shits up every unfunny segment he tryhards in is insane.
>>730215101They literally are not talking about itHe's just talking about kinetic and potential energy
>>730215093You forgot: >never mention china or india as contributors to pollution
GDQ is doing Europe a favor by keeping Rubie contained to this stupid shit.
>>730214816Non-games incompleted slowly by transsexuals is what we got, sorry.
Can he explain why my potential energy is getting drained very quickly right now
I just want to watch Halo...
>>730215229anon, I.....
>>730215223guess what, I posted that post right after he said that bit about the "climate crisis"
>>730215161thats macklemore
>>730215161She's dumb as fuck lmao I bet she fucks like a maniac
>>730215275Bitch hasn't shown up on any of the schedules for the next few months, we're still in the clear.
fuck all this gay science shit can we just get a decent speedrun?
I fucking love science.
yeah we knowall we do is boil waterfaggot
>>730215161she can drain my potential energy anyday
>nuclear shillI like this guy
based not slandering nuclear energy for once
>>730213902No you wont.
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