Now: Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake EaterNext: Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater — Bonus CategoryLater: Psychonauts 2Streams: https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwchttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730214984 (Cross-thread)
Let’s rape each other
>>730224379
>>730224379w-what the...
>Immersion isn't realLmao is this the new diamond dogs material?
where's the disgusting zombie guy gif guy? Is he in yet?
CHOKE
>>730224379lowkirkenuinely chartecker coded image
THE PAIINNN
Awfully lacking in trans rights right now
>>730224421Will the Snake Eater run count as an ad since they got a scientist for it?
i'm fading bros ..............
He called The Pain The Fear instead 0/10 run
>>730224421What made the PoE2 run good?
>So Ben, we're wearing this Raikov mask to sneak into this base because he used to be Volgin's lover before we killed him. Explain homosexuality to the crowd, from your perspective as a neuroscientist.
>>730224421i can't tell if bill nye or split fiction are the worst
Tomohiro Ishii on his way to choppa a scientist
why is this video games but other twitch/eceleb related shit is not? be consistent faggot mods
>>730224534>>730221000
>>730224513Snake titties
i have transitioned
>>730224460I wanna see how far he can take it. I hope he's real
>>730224356no fucking way
I'm assuming they aren't going to ask the neuroscience guy anything and he's just going to sit there the entire time.
>>730224421hmmmm...
I cant seee a shiiiiiiit!!!!!! I HATE REMAKES
>>730224421>anarchy Wolfenstein not triple Z ratedDid she not do the hecking "PUNCHING NAZIS" every 5 seconds like she did during the summer run? I figured she would've been more insufferable after what's been going on lately.
>>730224494kek what
>>730224589Stop noticing chud.
>>730224513autismkino commentator minimal troonshitcomfy graveyard shift
>>730224513impactful commentary, no traaaans riiight screeching
i woke up
>>730224421>AGDQ so shit anon has to make his own jokes
>>730224513It wasn't good. Everyone just liked the fact that the couch commentator barely let the donation reader speak.
>>730224571How tf do they ever expect anyone to watch New England on TNF?
>he's so salty that I'm exposing his fake manchild worldview that he's resorting to not giving me a >(You)lmao
Scraps isn’t interested in metal gear solid
>>730224513The giga autist commentator spoke for 3 hours straight and we didn't have to hear donations
>>730224589I'm NOOOOOOOOOTICING
>>730224638jokes?
Getting huge secondhand embarrassment for this doctor guy
>>730224592She shat all over the smash runner who got cold feet so it was cool
>>730224379he's so hot...
Snake Chopper btw thoughever
>>730224589>>730224630>>730224674I've missed most of this shit cause of work, what's being noticed here?
>>730224421grim
>>730224582Give examples of the discussions. I'm curious on the BTS stuff
>>730224692nice projection
>>730224513
>>730224421
>>730224696I don't believe you.
>>730224696O SHIT QRD WHAT SHE SAY I MUST HAVE BEEN NAPPING PLS TELL ME NOWWWWWWWWWW Nta btw
>>730224732Stop noticing the jump in rating count.
>>73022458935 year old nooticer
In ten minutes, miggers will come and bomb the hell out of this place
>hurr is that extra pointscould they get a fucking "scientist" here who has played a video game since pac man?
Why was Lylat Wars a good run?
>>730224421>retarded e-celeb referencebefitting of /v/
>>730224732The Star Fox run had twice as many people rate it as the runs around it.
>>730224790Because it was fun.
>>730224775No I can see that, but why is that noticed? I'm guessing those are nontroon runs
>>730224671awww he looks like a good cutie. Mine somehow got a scratch on her eyeballs but the vet said it should heal in time, she's taking her eyedrop medicine like a champ.
>>730224806that's usually how it works
>>730224760And chuds will say this isn't kino
>>730224732>>730224760This
>>730224696no she didnt
>>730224817Stop noticing, the ratings were organic. Nothing to see here. No one spammed SSSs.
>>730224806Gotcha, thanks anon
>>730224589Damn I can't believe Nintendo hired an entire viral marketing team to promote star fox 64.
>>730224421what happened with the Battlefront 2 run?
this MGS run chill and enjoyable, I seriously can't believe I am liking a run this evening
Can't you take care of The End at the dock?
>>730224760I understand why it's an S run now
>>730224421Godless day
I told you that one guy would be seething about Star Fox ALL week. This is day one.
>>730224816Okay I'll go watch it idk what it even is thank you anon forever and always. May you have a prosperous and blessed life ahead of you.
>>730224854>>730224806This. People will come for the run they want to watch, and then fuck off.
I have never enjoyed a Metal Gear run. They're always "comfy" which is tranny code for "not entertaining but good to sleep to."
>>730224889DNF
>>730224760K I N OINO
>>730224909They're avoiding killing (extremely based)
The rolls look weird as shit in the remake. Is that due to the runner, or is the game just like that?
WHY ISN'T THE SCIENTIST CHIMING IN WITH SCIENCE FACTS????
>>730224859Now I see
>>730224421>>730224798>dogshit mod gets labeled by a dogshit streamgeg
>>730224513>nonstop esports-tier commentary with a monotone but not annoying voice>insightful commentary on the ongoing gameplay mechanics, plot and background lore>would constantly wall out the host's shitty tranny donations>would sometimes go on autistic but entertaining or interesting tirades>ALTZIRI ALTZIRI>only stopped to drink water twice in 3 hours>next to no shitty or cringe jokesit was the rare kind of kino commentary that elevates the run, otherwise the game itself was POE but slower
>>730224935There's no way that many people were all waiting for a random star fox run
>>730224909European Extreme mode prevents that
>>730224971>skip all story sections they could react to because it's a speedrunIt's fucking comical
>>730224829He’s also got very weepy eyes and got into a fight with a cat nearby recently (he won) so I’ve been checking on his wounds often. Hope your kitter is doing well buddy
who else is listening to kpop while watching agdq
>>730224421qrd on science 100?
>>730225008I guess you could say this is The End of the run
Why do they not run fun games like Ape Escape?
european extreme claims another victim
>>730225053k-poop
>>730224971they obviously picked a neuroscientist thinking they'd talk about fear during the fear, sorrow during the sorrow, etc, but the actual people on the couch (including the scientist) don't give a shit about that
>>730224971Thank god. Its making this run actually good.
Ask the neuroscientist the possible consequences of taking 50 tranquilizer darts to the head, this is the most obvious set up question ever.
>>730225054
>>730225053i'm not a faggot, i'm not watching agdq OR listening to kpop
>>730224935you're right anon, gdq sent a bunch of mossad agents here to this board specifically to rate only that run and then left right after.
>>730225054they played an old bill nye FMV game, didn't finish it
>>730224421what was so good about lylat wars?how was bill nye so bad?Was asleep for both
>>730225054Troon meme triple overestimate DNF run
>>730225054DNF on a cringe point-and-click let's play.
Just got back, how bad was Halo?
>>730225091I like how the scientist immediately picked up on the hostility and just decided to sit there and get paid. Seems like a bro.
>>730225103I can't believe I just saw Bill Nye pass on right in front of me, need some time to process that.
>>730225132see>>730224760
>>730225116meant for >>730225006
>>730224889Tranny was already overestimate, failed the final mission, and then just said "we're gonna pretend like I won"
>>730224421>Split Fiction>that rating>**@Christ almighty, I'm afraid to even open the youtube video at this point....
look at him GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
>>730224421>Halo>FHuh? Why?
why arent they singing?
WHAT A THRILL
>>730224421>Bill Nye>DNFIt's a fucking FMV game how do you not finish it
>no cringe singing evenJesus this is grim
This remake looks kinda pointless.
Donation guy must be fucking fuming right now
>>730225006Retard that's not how this works. They come in and stick around to the end because the run is actually good instead of leaving early
>>730224589everyone with taste in speedruns knows the starfox run actually sucked dick
snaaaaaaaake eaaaaaaaaateeeeeeer
>>730225162He probability got forced by his boss lab lal x to attend this shit
the autism of this guys...
Imagine a thunderclap of a BRAAP erupting from the crowd during the ladder scene
teared up at the shitty knockoff version of snake eater award
No dumbfuck it's a disguised loading screen
>>730225054Reddit i love science and LGBTQIA+ point and click game cut scenes boredom overestimTe and didn't even finish because the tranny playing it fcked it up
>silence for the ladderS tier
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATEEER
Best part of the game.Not only because of the song.But because they SHUT UP FOR A WHOLE DANG MINUTE.
>>730225207It was fine, everyone was just grumpy from having the last two runs being dogshit
>>730225054the same trannies who did the terrible split fiction run did some bill nye fmv game. it was terribly unfunny and mostly dead air because there was a "watch all cutscenes" incentive that doubled the length of the run. then there was some glitch that fucked the run up so after going almost 10 minutes over, they just mercy killed it
>>730224421>End of Day 3 and only 6 runs are A or aboveThat's fucking grim
/v/: we NEEEEED a run with every person on the stream being a he/him man/v/ when metroid prime and halo: not like that
>no sumi to sing snake eater
>>730225196If you watched the bill nye "run" the guy running that and the brown chick were the runners plus there were two other trannies on the couch. Also at some point the brown chick gives a lecture about how insesitive the game is for having a section where the brown playable character is turned into a pig.
>>730224760holy reddit
>why is this even in the gameSHUT UP
>Millennials jerk this moviesloppa game off enough for it to get a remake because some dyke sings to you while you do literally nothing but hold up on the controller
>>730225132Runner was charismatic and funny and did an unexpected kino bit at the end
>>730225229It's for retarded zoomers who refuse to play anything with old graphics
im here
>>730225116You do realize that GDQ always has some staff lurking the /v/ threads, right? This isn't anything new or exceptional
Y'all think anyone in the crowd is in this thread too?
I never cared for the metal gear games
Do did MGS3 Delta add anything? I could've sworn Konami said they would add something to the story so it wasn't just another remake?
Kojima is a hack.
>just shutting the fuck up and letting the game audio soak inahhh it could be like this all the time
>>730225162yeah he seems chill, just asking game questions now instead of "teehee scientist here! ackshually that's unrealistic!" shit they probably hired him for
>>730225282trans rights!
>>730225263Anon MGS3 has lots of loading screens. Are you thick?
>>730225086>>730225112kpop is good
>>730225196It was pretty bad. Not even an interesting game to watch but everything else was bad too
>>730225301
i think the original looks way better
>>730224760FVARKKKKK
>>730225243>>730225162He's enjoying the game
>>730225303I'm a millennial and I understand that every MG game is shit. Kojima is a hack.
>>730225345>KojimaIt was soulful in the originalThe remake made it soulless
someone tell this newfag to lurk more
>>730225351At least in the original, this was to load in the entire upper half of the mountain, they could probably remove it in todays age, but it's way too fucking iconic, that would be retarded
>>730225362same UE5 makes game incredibly grainy, blurry and temporally unstable
>>730225352ok trannyfaggot
>>730225116you joke but one day chartfag will get merked by coolmatty
>>730225402>literally the same shit
>>730225301Holy FUCK I wish that were me
>>730225348Yeah he's just asking on-topic shit and made a joke about the scientists. Fingers crossed he doesn't ruin it.
>>730225362Outside of Zero Mission and Resident Evil 1, there's hasn't been a single time a remake has been warranted
it's ogre
>>730225349the Metroid run was hilarious, the runners just absolutely stonewalled the dono reader trying to do the call and response where they read "trans rights" and the runner / couch pump their fist and go "trans RIGHTS!". They just didn't engage at all. Runner and one of the couch didn't even have proonouns on the UI. Just a shame that the run went over because of screwups on the hardest trick in the game.
>>730224379https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi3753Mv5Y4
>>730225330sup homie
>>730225162>picked up on the hostilityThere wasn't any hostility it's just a couch of normal people for once
>>730225406>newfag is a scientist sent to investigate speedrunners and their thoughts
>>730225441sneedfatty merked himself he aint gonna merk anyone else
wtf
>>730225420Are you fucking kidding me?I ignored the remake so your post was the first I've learned that it was done with UE5??????? THEY OWN THE FOX ENGINE WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST USE THAT
>>730225481No man when they said "great can't wait" at the start there was definite hostility.
>>730225338i've never played them and i probably never will
>>730225451FE echos
>>730225451What do you think of HGSS? But I mostly agree with you
>>730225338same
>>730225460Was it jumping on one of the drones in Skytown? Haven't watched
>>730225159Obligatory tranny shit, several very easily avoidable blunders, incessant "science"babble and a triple overestimate
>>730225390Guarantee you've never even played a metal gear game basedlenial
You ever see someone with a doctorate get butthurt when you don't call them Doctor?
>>730225093just did lol
I am dying to see how they "come up with" $30k in twenty minutes
>I dunno if we need a PhD to answer that one!LabX SEETHING
>>730225286Notably, that moment ALSO turns the white playable character into a pig.
LabX for Psychonauts 2 as well? oh my god it's going to be some bitch "counselor" baby talking mental illness for 1h40 innit
>>730225512kojima took the manual with him when he left, they dunno how to use it
>>730225512UE5 comes with a default asset library so they don't have to spend any effort making the graphics. that's why every company is switching to it
>>730224589>>730224732It was a kino run, nothing more
>>730225509you can't even speed up bloons it runs at a set speedif it was race mode that would be interesting because then you can go as fast as you can click but its not
The Fury fight has no SOVL in this version at all
>>730225581they are gang-raping this guy
>>730225563
>>730225563Anonymous 25k donation (no comment, of course).
>>730225460We've got to get out of this trap of having it be shouted every minute.
>>730225543Nah, it was a skip where the runner jumps into the void and flies into space for legit like 6 minutes only to find out that he missed and has to do it again
>>730225338I played through MGS 1 and the first section of 2 and they were just ok
>>730225563HELLO GRANDSON I AM PROUD OF YOU FOR DOING SUCH AMAZING WORK YOU ARE THE BEST SPEEDRUNNER. HERES 10K OF MY PENSION
>>730225563They can probably come up with a couple of $10k "sponsor" donations
I still don't know what LabX does.
>>730225548Your right. But I have played with your moms fat tits.
>>730225282Goomba Fallacy
>>730225596it's gonna be this same guy. the space guy was on for two runs as well
>>730225402It's the exact same. They're both great.
>>730225345says the retard with gdq add ons cluttering the screen
>>730225512Are you seriously asking this? All remakes you see are made by indian software companies. All they know is UE5.
>>730225549nobut I only am around the science PhDs where everyone just refers to each other by nameit's the artfag phd people that get turbo faggy about it
>>730225635
>>730225532>>730225536Never played Echoes but the girl on the cover was cute And sadly never played HGSS, I didn't get into Pokemon until around XY....
>>730225563Stand back, I've got this
>>730225635I knew it
>>730225665Stop asking questions just enjoy the runs chud
>>730225608Nah they did that shitty zombie game after he left with it>>730225616>>730225686I hate modern devs man
>>730225563the yeti will save us
Based rando phd man enjoying the run and asking questions because he's invested in learning
>>730225563>twenty minutesplus 15 minute prize segment, plus the announcer just holding the stream hostage til its met
>>730225546Jesus
So is mgs delta any good? I've played the original mgs3 multiple times
>anons calling mgs3 pretentious imagine getting filtered by bootleg james bond
>>730225667My mom's dead hope you had fun fondling a pile of ashes
>a perfect time for donations
>>730225448>>730225679You can tell these two anons didn't grow up with the ga-oh who gives a shit. I'm tired and want to jerk off to nhentai, I don't feel like trolling right nowGo on watching the event anons, have a good night.
>>730225770it's fine
>>730225774>>anons calling mgs3 pretentiousLiterally no one said that
>>730224421>Last four runs have been abysmal>Only one good run so far >Last four runs went overestimate >Two didn't finish Kek, probably the worst GDQ so far. What exactly happened with the last four runs that they were all Z-tier? Aside from the tranny and overestimate?
>>730225770Same as Silent Hill 2's remake>Literally the same game, no reason why it even got a remake when other games in the series deserves it more, and if you really really loved the game then sure I guess you'll enjoy this one too
TRANS RIGHTS
>>730225770It's good, almost all of the meaningful changes come down to whether you personally like them or not.
>>730225665They sponsor speedruns, apparently
They've said trans rights during literally every run :(
trans roights hoooyp
NEVER FORGETNEVERFORGET
>Precious RoySUCKERS
>>730225895TRANS RIGHTS!
Monkey Rights!!!
>we're not gonna stop until we hit 500k!well there you have it
Lmao dr Ben visibly cringed at trans rights
So it begins
>>730225895it's a fucking cult mantra at this point
Why do chuds hate Unreal Engine so much exactly?
I'm thinking about getting back into speedrunning just to be rated one of the best runs at GDQ. I'm charismatic enough that I'd get at least a top 5 run of the event according to you guys.
>>730225789Boo hoo. Please look at me, my moms dead. waaah. Get over it loser. If she comes back to life tell her to give me a call.
>an ad donation explaining why people should donateHoly shit it must be grim this year
>>730225635kek
>>730224513Reddit raided the thread and spammed S
>>730225895it’s their war chant.
DR. TRAN'S RIGHTS
>>730225895What rights are trans people asking for anyways?
>>730225635Damn you
>>730225985BROWNBRICKS
>>730225965>jeet engine
>>730226013the right to jack off in the women's locker room
>>730225974>I'm charismatic enough that I'd get at least a top 5 run of the event according to you guys.every uber autist runner who gets up there and mumbles for 20 minutes probably thinks they're gonna go up there and kill it before the run
>Identity crisisHe's gone
>>730225974If you go over estimate you'll still get rated Z.
>>730225870>only good run is remote, so why does it even matter that it's at GDQ just watch the scotsman's stream
>>730226019>>730226041
>>730226013the right to molest childrenthe right to compete in women's sportthe right to cut off their genitalsthe right not to be labeled mentally ill
>>730226013to legalized child porn
>>730226049If those are human rights then I’ve been doing it wrong!
Let's be honest. GDQ is just the closest thing to a Reddit convention. A convention of the most obnoxious people you will ever meet. I'd say even anime conventions have more bearable people.
>>730225895If you don't say it, they force you to go on a date with Natalie Mars and you have to look at her dick the whole time.
>>730224379Finally some testosterone in this eventI can finally jerk off
>>730225665You were already told, they're a youtube popscience channel ran by the National Academy of Sciences, which is a congressionally charted NGO that advises the senate and president on scientific matters when requested or when there's a concern, they're not directly responsible for research (but its members are usually all long time expert researchers in their field) but for gathering it and presenting it to whoever asks
>>730225207Double over estimate Stupid meme category Science guy who contributed nothing
>>730226093You called?
Is just me or is the runner kinda hot
has there been any cringekino? or just trannyslop?
>>730226120Oh no... not that...
>>730226112>I'd say even anime conventions have more bearable people.maybe 15 years ago, now anime is normie central and it's got the same types of attendees as modern gdq
"Wait what's happening" fakeout is never funny. Not once.
>>730225974Make sure to pick a game you enjoyhave fun
>>730226092I later found out the Lylat War runner did the run remotely from home, so that makes it even worse. He didn't even attend in person.
>>730224421Last year's chart for comparison This year is fucking grim
>>730226050jealous because you don't have the public speaking skills like me>>730226086this might actually happen though
>>730226148>>730224421>>730224760
>>730226120brb, submitting my run for SGDQ
>>730226181What if Sent got fired behind the scenes?
>>730226181last year was pretty good even though people were whining like always
no no word is a room full of suicidal troons
>>730226148Prime 3 was almost cringekino. The guy got stuck severely out of bounds for like 30 minutes and resorted to having the couch pull up the video of his PB run so he could doublecheck the setup.
>>730225978You hurt my feelings
>>730226013The right to not be murdered by psycho right wingers.Yes, they currently have this right. But it's always under assault.
>>730226181>Deltarune that lowwhat the fuck happened?
Endgame? But what about all of this money we have to launder?
>>730226183just make your estimate 20 minutes over a worst case scenario and then finish 30 minutes early to fuck up the whole schedule
is agdq still just trans-con?I haven't watched in YEARS at this point
>>730226181they look about the same to me
>maybe watch silent hill>trans reader
>>730224513Nothing. It wasn't that good. The guy died a few times. The guy on the couch literally never shut up. Discord brigaded the thread talking about autism and giving the run an S.
>>730226258They played Deltarune
>>730226181>could've named it RollerCoaster TranscoonMissed opportunity
>>730226281yes
>>730226170Nah>>730224760>Hectic and energetic keeping the hype energy all the way through>No trannies >Explained all the mechanics >Ignored the host and trans rights donations>Cleverly used being remote as part of his run>StarFox 64 is always a fun game to watchI don't know why you guys are so focused on it getting an S. It was a fun run and only jeets or people "pretending to be retarded" hate it
>>730225879>>730225770 #>Same as Silent Hill 2's remake>>Literally the same game, no reason why it even got a remake when other games in the series deserves it more, and if you really really loved the game then sure I guess you'll enjoy this one tooIt's "let's see if you can not fuck up the one people love and we can gauge market interest. Because 2 did phenomenal, we could see remakes of other entries. No one would care if they remade The Room, but by starting on 2, it showed there's market interest and Bloober isn't going to fuck it up
>>730226258The final few runs are always trash now because it's just the host desperately begging for donos the entire time
>>730226258trans runner. hilariously enough, they got cancelled a month or two ago for, i shit you not, being a discord groomer
We heard you say his lover the first two times jackass
anyone at the event rn can you give us an update on how it is over there
>>730226164Sometimes they actually play dumb well enough and the death actually looks accidental. But this one where he just lays down and drowns while they say "wait Snake is dead???" was really lame
>>730226281it is 100x worse than you can even possibly imagine
>>730226245holy crap that sounds bad. gonna check it out. thanks!>>730224760>argick yeowch..
>Theres so many....uhh ff....FOLKS HEREDo they really have to police themselves this hard holy shit what an awful event
Bread is so slow that everyone will see my autographed MGS The Essential Collection, oh noooo!!!Nobody Look!!!Also, Kuwabara Kuwabara.
>>730226281It's like the hajj to Mecca for troons
>>730226356Smells bad
>>730226162damn 2010s conventions were something last convention I went to was pre-pandemic and one of the big brand vendors was bad dragon.
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>>730225770I just hope it sold well enough for an MGS2 remake, I'd love to see a high res skull suitIt's cool that they needed a doctor or whatever the fuck to tell us a lot of electricity will kill you, man fuck this
>>730226258The fuck are you surprised for? Not a single thing about that game that signifies it'd be a good speed game
>>730226181>RCTOh man I had forgotten about that one.
>Dr. Ben feigns interest in Volgin's character>Fatso can't think of anything besides "le angry electric guy"
>hey science man, what would happen if you got super electrocuted>uh you'd diebased
>scientist gives one fact and it's a cool thing to hearhfk
How did a fun little speedrun marathon evolve into this? Who's fucking fault is this? Why did we let this happen?
>>730226383real magneato
>>730226383>KuwabaraURAMESSY
>>730226258Unfunny jokes/injokes, runner talking every minute of the run, run was basically a let's play and unironic trans right from the runner every few minutes
>>730224379Why does no one know where this image is from?!
>>730226437>Fatso can't think of anything besides "le angry electric guy"Neither did Kojima
>>730226181kek the ending was so bad
The guy on the couch is an actual doctor? I thought it was just his screen name.
>>730226453unironically, and without the slightest hint of irony - trannies
>>730226453jews
>>730226453GDQ, whatever happened there?
who out here going to try the life any% run?
>>730226383Damn I'm jealous anon
Uhh a bit transphobic there
I want to speedrun life
>>730226427Better than fucking undertale.several hours of a troon runner bringing the loudest keyboard ever to echo "CLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACK"For the entire duration.
>does anybody in the audience speedrun life?kek more than you know
>>730226483Hey come on now! He also came up with Angry Fire Guy.Oh wait.
>>730226478Honestly expected.>>730226340That too.
Still thinking about that twink from earlier god I wish I had a cute boyfriend
>If you're speed running life then how do you speedrun a board game?Wow hahahaa I bet REDDIT really got a chuckle out of that one, eh? Clever.
>>730226287then>most runs are C-B with occasional A-Snow>most runs are Z-D with occasional Bs
>>730226181And Trannyism at an all-time high. Probably not related.
>>730226453the only people who want to put in the effort to work their way up from volunteer to management at these events are people with bad intentions. you and me could've prevented this but we chose to stay in the audience. this is the future we chose.
>Does anyone here speedrun life?Probably at least 41% of the room
>>730226453women.Someone else needs to make one, make all bad language allowed and just don't accept any tranny runners.
>>730226516The 41% category is the only competitive one.
>>730226516https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzyUcXR05Z4already been done
this fatfucks voice reminds me of the ackshually guy
>>730226453I did it. I gave that fat fuck Asian man millions to launder my money through fake globo homo charities. I will not apologize.
>>730226551the metroid one?
I miss the "My dad/mom/grandparent/etc died of cancer" donations now that every one donation is le heckin trans rites
>>730226551what twink wtf
>>730226537I'll never forgive them for reducing the quality of this show. Went from well animated to a fucking slideshow.
>>730226584beat me to it
I think i've unmuted the stream for a grand total of 20 minutes this whole event
Host sounds like he’s having a nervous breakdown
>>730226621Male pediatrician's bother me...I don't know why? Like I instinctively feel like women should only be in fields involving children, but that also makes me sound sexist. Women are just as capable of being pedophiles as men.
>>730226486PhD researcher, not an MD, but yeah. this is part of some random sponsored segment where they put scientists on the couch commentary
YOU'RE WASTING YOURAMMOOO
>>730226181>>730226325>>730226432how do you fuck up a roller coaster tycoon run?
>>730226571
never played the game but this tank part looks cool
>>730226287They are. For SGDQ 2025 only Rose & Camellia and Super Metroid were enjoyable runs. The runs rated B and A were mid as fuck.
>>730224421do we have one of these for 2025?
>>730226671Kek
>20k left>15 minutesOhh nonononono yetee-sisters???
>>730226093fuck you
>>730226181I have a very old one from 2022 so you can see the decline even worse. Shame I don't seem to have saved the chronological one.
>>730226661if you host for a failed incentive, they hang you outside the hotel
>>730226608100% better than listening to less than 1% of the world population demanding constant validation and attention for 7 full days.Literally I would listen to TTS copypastas and shitposts on repeat than listen to another "TROOONNNNS ROOOOIIIIGHHHHTTTSSS DO IT OR I'LL KILL MYSELF THIS IS HEALTHCARE I'M VALID I SWEAR!!!!"Depressing sad sob stories are palatable, screaming catch phrase of the egotistical under threat of suicide otherwise is revolting.
this niggas whiffing rockets
>>730226663Women are softer, naturally you equate that to the children are more likely to be safer with them
Why did they remake this one before the first two? Kind of retarded for a series with a long-running story
>>730226663Your problem is that your mind IMMEDIATELY goes to pedophilia. You need healing
>>730226746
>>730224636Ohayou~ It's fucking night.
>>730226514Yeah, it's sad when they go young like that.
>>730226551i wish i was your twink boyfriend
>>730226785they remade MGS1 on the gamecube already and nobody likes MGS2
>>730226746>L4D2What the fuck? That game is so solved by now EVERYONE'S a speedrunner
>>730226748>I swear I’ll just spam trans rights next t-ACK!
>>730226663But you're not a pedophile, are you? You could do a pediatricians job without assaulting the child, yes? And you are a man, right?
>>730226746>Shame I don't seem to have saved the chronological one.they're all on 'ecker's site
>>730226716ecker has his chart archivehttps://git.ecker.tech/ecker/vee-speedrun-ratings/src/branch/master/archive/2025
>>730226785MGS1 has a remake, zoomzoom
Imagine needing another person to tell you that "YOU'RE HECKIN VALID" how pathetic can you be.
>>730226812it is what it is
>>730226678You've heard of Trans Rights, but have you heard Trans Rights1 through TransRights72?
>Everyone ignores the annoying guy constantly asking stupid questions
>>730226661He's going to get cancelled and asked to never come back to GDQ again. Banned like flippy hat girl. All of his self worth hinges on taking a weeks worth of PTO and paying out of pocket to work an event that he will be banned from.
cmon $20k anonymous donation i want to see ape escape
>Cant even answer science questionsGOODId rather he remain silent then talk about shit they dont know or understand.
I remember buying the 3DS version because the system was dry as fuck back then and I loved MGS3 so much I immediately bought 1,2,3,4, and Peace Walker on my PS3 and played the fuck out of them back to backDamn that was a good time
is "snake?" the new "orb!"
>Host doesn't know how to say SNAKE SNAKE SNAAAAAAAAAKE properly
>run nearly done>still 20k leftforty minute stall segment incoming?
>>730226858>old>not on pcwho cares
>>730226746>2 DiaPer runswtf
>>730226476FUCK YOU KUWABARA!!>>730226383Holy shit, nice.
>>730226862>t. the man with no achievements
>>730226851I'm not trying to imply that I myself and most male pediatricians are pedophiles, but I do sometimes think that men in positions of power in general will commonly use it for sexual exploitation whether it be in a medical field or a business field. It's scary to think about, but a reality, nonetheless. Look at agents in Hollywood. Everyone in Hollywood is a pedophile. You're going to tell me all those agents are assaulting women and children? All those producers and directors? It doesn't matter if they're married.
Keep telling the joke man. It'll get funny again, I swear!
SNAKE SNAKE SNAAAAAH KI
>troon commentary identifying with OtaconGrim.
Hey science man, if I got hit by a lightning bolt would I die?
>>730226663Wait until you find out about the public school teachers.
>>730226870Is that...ride names?
>>730226915The 3ds port was low key kino
>>730226937It's fine. I got anonymous on the line to drop some fat donos.
the yetee about to SAVE the incentive
>>730226937you know it
Do people here really these donation "jokes" are funny?
Have they ever failed an incentive? Like, ever?
>>730226983it would be incredibly painful
>>730226983not necessarily
>>730226663It's the double standard that's engrained within us.Like if you see a grown man sitting at a playground and you don't see his kid near him you automatically assume something upBut a grown woman sitting there? Probably got a kid there no worries
>>730226983and they call chuds the uneducated ones
>>730226181are these archived anywhere?
>>730226984I rarely had male teachers growing up in my school system. We had male staff/teachers, but a lot of the teachers were women.
>>730226978AEIOU AEIOU
>>730227014yes
>>730227014yes but never important ones
god the ending of MGS3 drags like fucking shit I hate this bike chase so much
I swear to god, it's like they exclusively put mush-mouths in the host role. I can't stand listening to this freak.
>>730226663my female dermatologist as a tween constantly tried to get me naked for stuff that was on my face and shoulders. i was a pussy and didnt do it too even though she was hot
>>730226862I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of AGDQ as a speedrunning event just fucking plummeted.
>>730227014Yeah not often but it happens a lot during off hours.
>>730227014Its probably so well calculated to always met it regardless of the run
>>730227014They failed multiple ones yesterday.
>>730227025>>730227031Shut the fuck up, I know you can survive I originally put fall into a black hole (yes I know) but that seemed too outside of MGS
>>730226663true, but on the other hand i wouldn't want to entrust my child's health to a woman, who might accidentally prescribe them fentanyl instead of tummy medicine because she's too distracted by her period
>>730226941Don't ask questions for answers you aren't prepared for
>>730227032Yeah, youtube.
>>730224379That game looks like shit. How the fuck is Kojima charging 80 bucks for this trash?
>>730227060Kek Tonyposting needs to happen more in these threads
I cannot wait until we have the power to give people a 100% complete sex change. This performative crap will dry up overnight and we'll all look back on it like that embarrassing high school phase where you just wanted to be Eminem for a few years.
Fun fact those weird ass flying chariot things were based on a real time period accurate thing, the Williams X-Jet
>>730226663Bro my pediatrician was a 50 year old dude and it was okay. You're just an unironic pedo
>the scientist also thinks these donations are going to researchTHEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>730227103>nu onions solid>hollywood kojimaanon....
>>730227096the charts, you evolutionary cul-de-sac
>>730226460>>730226517>>730226476>>730226952Thanks bros, but I have a confession...I haven't seen YYH yet...
>>730227032>>730226857
>barely 40k viewers at primetimedid the viewbots break?
>>730227083its not that serious bro
>Super Mario 64 run could have been good but is just a gimmick bullshit ripping off ESA>Super Metroid run is a category no one gives a fuck about>Armored Core run is just arena mode??????>Donkey Kong 64 run is a randomizer even though Tag Anywhere would actually be interesting to watch>F-Zero GX is gonna be some tranny mod with a tranny host>Wind Waker is ACE because fuck you I guess?>Blindfolded OoT/MM because double fuck you??>Mario Kart 64 is VERSUS MODE for some reason aka NOT A SPEEDRUN>Last runs of the entire event are shit nobody gives a fuck aboutDid they purposefully kneecap all the interesting games or am I out of touch? Fuck man.
>>730227032https://git.ecker.tech/ecker/vee-speedrun-ratings/src/branch/master/archive
>>730226985All run long....
>>730227014There was one event where they failed a huge number of their goals, coming after the pandemic event they broke their records in.But only minor ones, major ones like bonus games have never ever been missed. If things look close they stall, delay, or open the Strategic Yetee Reserve.
>>730227103Kojima cultists are like tendie cultists, they'll buy any slop he shits out and happily swallow it all
>>730226785MGS3 is first in the continuity
>>730227128Kojimbo-san... I kneel...
>>730226691Ye it's cool
>>730227169I'm fine man, don't read that with hostility, I was laughing
>>730227186>bro play the prequel based on the original story before the original story itselfRetard
>>730227145>He remembers his pediatricianOkay. My pediatrician was a woman, and I felt more comfortable with her as a guy. If I'm being honest, I felt more awkward having my physical done by a man than a woman, but that doesn't make sense. It feels weird having an old man grope your testicles and check for hernias. Obviously your mom/dad would probably be in the room with you, and that doesn't make it any less awkward for one of your parents to have to watch an old man put his hand down your pants and feel your balls.
>>730227036Yeah, that's how they get access to kids.
>>730226785Konami just wanted easy money and saw blooper team do SH2 instead of SH1
>>730227159yuyu hakusho would be a better use of your time than this event
>>730227014just random one off incentives? sure. but for big bonus game incentives it's pretty uncommon, they'll usually just stall for donations until they make it (which they did for yesterday's bonus game)
Why not a TP low% run? they have discover 2 new tricks
>>730227162It depend on the games also its close to 50K because now its streamed on youtube too
>>730226987I busted GALLONS to the Quiet scenes in the Helicopter holy shit that was 11 years ago...
>>730227170Silksong Any% is a legitimately great speedrun, just pretend the event ends on that one and ignore the pokemon run
>>730226258it's not a good game, it's not a good speedrun, runner had no charisma, and because it was the event finale there were constant donation reminders and number cheering. Just not a great viewer experience.
>>730226865It's okay more or less, same Anyway you know what time it is.
>>730227162There's an extra 8K people on the youtube stream, but yes it's looking pretty sad. Wonder if the youtube people will be accounted for on future charts.
Brace for the Yetee.
>>730227158yeah, on 4chan /v/
when are we getting the ability to mute these freaks but keep the game audio?
he was migging, but never made it...
>lets get those monkeysWOAH GUYS, OK
someone make this host anhero please
>>730227253I only remember because he's a famous local man, he would sometimes show up on the news for interviews and in my local radio station for charity drives and other medical topics.
>>730227324The runner was also a pedo as we learned last year
>>730226258>speedrunning an unfinished game
>>730227260I am aware a lot of female teachers are pedophiles who fool around with their male students. If anything, you see it primarily in the education system and nowhere else, but that makes sense because a lot of women go into teaching and people don't expect them to be pedophiles. I have an aunt who's been a teacher for 25 years, kind of makes me wonder if the thought ever crossed her mind? She is married though and has three kids. It's not fair to just assume all female teachers have the idea.
>>730224421this year has been abysmal
>>730227083If the black hole is big enough you can survive inside the event horizon for a while. Gravity itself doesn't kill you, even super mega extreme gravity. It's when the gradient is high enough that you're subjected to different amounts of gravity at different parts of your body. If a black hole is large enough then that lethal gradient doesn't happen until well inside the event horizon.You're still 100% fucking dead overall, but you can survive in there for a little while. It's just that nothing can save you from your fate.
>>730227025for you
>>730227345Omg I fucking wish
>>730227159I got into it last year. It still holds up and is extremely good.
>>730227294Isn't that the one that takes like 16 hours?
>>730227346this is what happened to everyone who stayed up to watch brawl
>>730227360calm your autism retard, he's fine
>>730227260Normally I'd say "giwtwm" but jesus christ
>>730227328nice tits
These cringe donations are ruining the run
YETEE-SAMAAAAAAA
Gentlemen...What is your favorite Metal Gear music track(s)?For me, i'd say it's Snake Eater, Tanker Incident, and Show Time.
>>730227345Never again, it got back to them that we found their component streams that one year.
I never understood the appeal of MGS.Barebones stealth, 70% of the game is cutscene, and the story is always pseudo-intellectual bullshit written by the ultimate example of Dunning-Kruger.
please don't go overestimate please don't go overestimate please don't go overestimate please don't go overestimate please don't go overestimate please don't go overestimate
>>730227162Years and years of banning everyone's catching up to them
>>730227375well it makes sense that gravity won't kill you if it's not crushing you against the surface of anything.
>>730224452
>>730227346He's migging among the clouds now...
Are we really going to have 5 runs in a row that are OVER
>try to focus on run>dono reading fucking kills itHow do you guys still, next year it will be 100% and people will have to have an incentive to let the runners talk for 30 seconds that isn't fake host HOIYP!!!!~ ORB TRAIN, CARAVAN OF CARING, SAVE THE ANIMALS!111
>>730227428Twilight Sniping
>>730227375How do we know there aren't aliens inside the black holes who save you when you get deep enough?
Say it with me
>>730227345Someone needs to convince them to offer separate audio streams, maybe under the guise of a having an autistic child that gets overwhelmed by the people talking but can handle the bing bing wahoo sounds.
SAY ITWITHME
>>730227462Grounz?
>>730227394>16h It used to take 16h, but now is 4h
>>730227375there's nothing in physics preventing a black hole from being large enough it would take you longer than a human lifespan to move from the event horizon to the point the gradient actually kills you letting you live out your entire life inside of a black hole so in theory, falling into a black hole doesn't have to be lethal
Host has got to be sweating bullets right now lmaoooo
>>730227440
Oh shit Cynthia donatedNo way that was the real one
>>730227493>>730227506OVERESTIMATE!
>>730227428Calling to the NightWarhead StorageLove Themehonorable mention to the Smash Bros remixes, they're all really fucking good
>>730227493>>730227506no fuck you this run was too good
>>730227375Yep, you get torn asunder as your lower half is affected by hundreds of thousands of the amount of gravity your top half is feeling>>730227457If you aren't instantly erased by the million degree accretion disk, you get crushed into yourself
>>730227529just really boring
its officially over estimate, remember to rate as a Z
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OVERESTIMATE
OVER
OVERESTIMATEBAN THESE GUYS, EVEN THE DOCTOR
Remember when going over the estimate was an instant ban ?
>>730227332>they are so desperate for traction they no longer enter exclusive deals with twitch and dual streamTiptop kek.Good, I have YT premium, now I can just stream this shit to my TV with YT and avoid ad slop. Get fucked twitch. Place is ran by the most pozzed faggots, never want to give them a single cent of ad revenue.But also the chat is dead as fuck on the YT side too. GDQ killed their community.
>>730227550>multiple fissions mailedLive by the estimate, die by the overestimate
>>730227570>jaffa_calling
>>730227408Say thank you...sir.
RATE THE RUN
>Steam notifications on
Rate this run!
OVER ESTIMATE
>>730227615>>730227618C
rate metal gear triangle
>>730227618B
>>730227615SSS+
>>730227618C
>>730227570I missed it what's under the censor bar? based steam friend?
>>730227618Z
>>730227615B
>>730227615F, fission mailed
>>730227615Bslight overtime
>>730227570Get the fuck out of here I hate these faggots so much>>730227615>>730227618C for over estimate
>>730227618B would been A but overestimate
>>730227615>>730227618ZZZ
>>730227615>>730227618A
>>730227615>>730227618>>730227628B+, cringe donations
mgs3 is the most overrated game of all time
>>730227618>>730227615SSS for trans rights shouting
>>730227615>>730227618FIts over so its an F
>>730227618>>730227615D
>>730227618ZZZ
>>730227618D
>>730227615ZZZover estimate
>>730227561based pic
Is this the overestimate block what the fuck is going on?
>>730227615>>730227618B
>>730227618C - crocodile, saltwater
>>730227618C for couldn't make time
>>730227618>>730227615B
>>730227618>>730227628BMarked down for over estimate
>Run over>$12k to goSTALL TIME, BOYS
>>730227618S
>>730227615C
>>730227615>>730227618A. Good run, too bad about the over estimate.
>>730227618If we're doing this in combination with everything else today, A. If not, it was B, fucked up some stuff.
>>730227570Did it actually say something edgy or was it just random?
>>730227618Zover estimate is a Z ratingno exceptions
>>730227375
>>730227615SOvertime autists need to settle down, 1 minute over in an hour run is nothing
>>730227615>>730227618AI had fun.
Can I rate the run if I didn't even watch it?
>>730227615A
>>730227615>>730227618F
>>730227276You're probably right...>>730227386Yeah, I should give it a go. I've always had an eye on it.>>730227483Fuck, that one is good, thanks for reminding me.>>730227543Good picks, agreed
>>730227615B. Even scientist man wasn't as bad as the previous one.
>>730227618Bchoked too many times but no troons
>>730227618Fover estimate
>>730227654
>>730227618C+
>>730227618B, fun couch, never got too upset, some neat tech. loses points for over estimate.
>>730227615>>730227618SSS to counter the retards voting Z
>>730227615SSS
>battling a benign tumorThat's nnnnnnnnot how that works
>>730227615TRANSSS ROIGGHHHTTTTTSSSSS
>over 10k away from the bonus game>had to stall for yesterday's bonus game as wellholy kek, they just keep getting worse at this. 0 for 2 on hitting these things naturally this marathon. way to go, sent!
>>730227638>>730227728friend logging into steam
WEDIDIT
>>730227159B
Man, congrats to that guy, but I still wouldn't want an apple floating around in there.
Whatever happened to that midget?
Who's surprised right now, don't be shy
>>730227752If you want to be a nigger you can just post a letter and no one will know, but you shouldn't want to be a nigger
>>730227638
>>730227618B.would be an A if it wasn't for the constant sNaAaAake donations
A TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLAR DONATION FROM ANONYMOUS WITH NO COMMENT THANK YOU!
THE YETEE $10K CHECK CAME THROUGH
THE PHILOSOPHER'S LEGACY
>tfw not going to make it for the spooky block;_;
>>730227615>>730227618F because it is a failure as a speedrun it went over
Tuned in for this game and I think this is gonna be it. They made jokes constantly but nothing was funny. Something about monkeys?
AND IT'S ANONYMOUS WITH THE STEEL CHAIR CRUSHING THAT DONATION GOAL
>>730227795Wrong anon, goober
>OH LOOK A SURPRISE ANONYMOUS DONATION OUT OF NOWHERE FOR THE EXACT AMOUNT NEEDEDIt would be funny if it weren't so pathetic
Wow, who could have guessed
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>730227405I saw one that was 2 Georgian women, 25 and 60. A butterface and one who looked like a crackhead.
>>730227791they had some bullshit last minute donation but this point still stands
>>730227814LMAO they called attention to it with a censor block and it wasn't even #offensive?
DID THEY EVEN GIVE A FAKE NAME FOR THE DONATION?????
>Massive donation from ANONYMOUS HYPEEEEEFucking losers.
>>730227615SSS+++
>>730227814HOLY BASED
>>730227843lmfao>BAH GAWD WE HIT THE GOAL, WE HIT THE GOAL
>>730227615K
This is DSP level of faking donations
>>730227618SSS literally only good run of the day
Mystery Nigga donation for 10k
>>730227615>>730227618S
>>730227615Afor Actually very good. Less bullshit than other runs, runner was entertaining, couch wasn't a pain in the butt to listen to.
based banana shirt
>>730227824>>730227828>>730227830>>730227843>>730227857Stop noticing.
>>730227791parken!
>>730227618C+Not that interesting.
>>730227814how the hell do they still leave the overlay on in 2026I ran a PC game at gdq not-so long ago and it was policy to have someone from tech come over and turn it off during setup, seriously how have they fucked up again
Under estimate?>In AGDQ, you no have?
>>730227615Zover estimate is a Z rating, no exceptions
>>730227615Cover estimate
>>730227878nope didnt give a reason at all"wow +10k when it took an hour to get the last 10k! what a coincidence!"
>>730227876no, they saw it happen and wanted to block it in case some based chud would have seized the opportunity
>>730227850Oh. Fuck.>>730227615>>730227618B+
Wasn’t he trying to go for foxhound?
>>730227615>>730227618SSS
>>730227814BASED Depeche Mode enjoyer
>>730227878"A Monkey" with the comment "Fight me!"
>>730227615>>730227618ZZZ for over estimate
This shit is almost mocking Ape Escape fans.>We remade the minigame. No more Ape Escape though lol
>>730227943Did they also make you say trans rights before you started?
According to the tracker that donation putting them over $500k came from "A Monkey" so more proof they're laundering money lmao
>>730227943please understand small indie tech having to rush for halo going over estimate three times
>>730227814that's carcinogenSDA
God I'm glad I could donate my grandfather's inheritance just in time. No need to thank me.
>>730227962this whole event has been nothing but skipping actual checks for a valid run.
>>730227428>>730227483>>730227543Yell Dead CellSnake EaterAnd this gem, the music when you fight Solidus https://youtu.be/TtAcOWk8lnc
>>730227615>>730227618I'm giving him an A+ as promised for going overestimate
>>730227615>>730227618SSSSS+++++ to counter retards forever and ever
>>730227615>>730227618I'm doin' him a B
When does the next run stsrt? I'm not watching the stream for esotetic reasons but I'm enjoying it vicariously through you guys.
>>730227615>>730227618ZZZ to piss off the dude spamming
Anybody have the webm of "NIGGERS" sending the Terraria guy a friend request years ago?
I'm supposed to genuinely believe someone donated 20k? For this? Do they take us for fools?
Do they usually hit half a mil this soon?
>>730227814that's carcinogensda
>>730227615>>730227618F Overestimate
>>730227615>>730227618B because I like the game and he legit has some skill
>>730227943How did /v/ like your run?
okay now this is SSS+
>>730227709Sorry buddy boy, 'monkey' just donated 12k :^)))))
>>730227618A, perfectly fine run, I appreciate the neuro guy was not obnoxious.
>>730227791don't post my wife
>>730227615>>730227618it's ZZZ for me senpai
>donate 12k>won't read your donation comment cuz it's rudehttps://tracker.gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donation/1200203
Thank you "monkey" for the $12k, see you at the next dono goal stall :^)
All anonymous donations are a philanthropic oil Sheikh, it's normal. Stop being a conspiracy theorist.
retards who rate games Z for going barely over estimate ruin the ratings
>>730227428Infiltration or Arsenal Gears guts. 2 by far has the series best music
>>730228019Yell Dead Cell is also an excellent pick. MGS gets a lot of attention for its story and writing, but every aspect of what makes it an actual game is also so fucking good.
>>730228040
>>730227943How many troons did you fuq at GDQ?
>>730228030Psychonauts 2 is in like 15 minutes
>>730228052ever since bidenflation, yes
>>730227734It's a 50 minute run. There was 10 minutes of marathon time baked in already. Bad runs don't get high scores.
>>730224449
>>730228052500k? no, this is relatively new.
>>730227615 >>730227618 SSS+
>>730228109Danke
>>730228074I got a C. I think that's what it deserved
>>730228106kek shame the run was a shitshow but at least we got this
>>730227615>>730227618ZZZ-
>>730228128>third highest donations while having the lowest viewershipthey're really throwing subtlety out the window
>AND OH WOW LOOK AT THAT, MR LA-LI-LU-LE-LO JUST DONATED OVER $10 MILLION DOLLARS WITH THE MESSAGE "TRANS ROIIIIIGHTS!"
Anonymous 01/06/26(Tue)20:49:51 No.730227965▶ >>730227615 >>730227618 Doin him a SSS+
HERE'S YOUR NEW APE ESCAPE BRO
>>730228095This is why you either, don't care about the ratings like a smart person or ignore the upper and lowers rating range like a normal person.
>>730228181What if you adjust for inflation
>>730228181It's just a couple of bored old billionaires watching GDQ these days.
>>730228106you think he accepted the friend request after the run?
>>730228123Bad runs get high scores all the time, it's all about entertainment. If some loser autist troon mumbles through a shitty slow game but gets world record I would still rate it F
>>730228181don't ask questions
>Pyschonauts 2>Silent Hill>Resident EvilHmmmm kind of sounds like the next few hours will be kind of comfy perhaps?
There are only two people talking in the YT chat right now, one of whom is a mod.
>>730228181thats also just AGDQ, heres all the others. and a link so you can check it out yourselfhttps://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comp/gdq
>>730228083why aren't you running a souls game this event, lil faggy?
>>730227615>>730227618Doin him a ZZZ
>>730228243just in time for bed :(
UHHHHH....I AM ABOUT TO MIGG
>>730227980Exactly. Anything BUT a new game.But hey, at least it's something. Credit for at least not cutting it.>>730228019>>730228098Excellent.
>>730228181View count has been down sitewide for months from killing viewbots and adblock users not counting as a viewer. A complete dropoff in those groups wouldn't affect donations.
Snake vs Bomberman is better.
>>730228128>>730228248Where is the money coming from
>>730228128(((they))) are at it again, they were such good goys pushing for trains rights, what's a few hundread thousand US taxpayer dollars to such a good cause :^)
>>730228314My penis
>>730228314The YetiSelling novelty video game shirts is a trillion dollar business.
I find it hilarious they're doing a two hour Animal Crossing speedrun race.
This is the closest Ape Escape will have to a new game sadly.
>>730228314They donate most of it to themselves
>>730228314Saudi Arabia
>>730228247Better than when I looked at it last night and it was two people talking and both were mods.
>>730228231No one said you had to rate a world record high. Going over estimate is an automatic failure.
>>730228314Redirected NEETbux
this is a hate crime
>>730228314Stop asking questions
>>730228289At least /GDQ/ threads are still as active as ever
>>730228247Yeah, I'm not paying 5 fucking dollars to talk in a ghost chat and to get banned because I said something that wasn't toxic positive.
>>730228089not cool, it wasn't even rude or anything, wtf
>>730228314inflation chud
>>730228319report them to the irs then amigo
Is this going to be another overestimate?
I enjoyed MGS3 but I have 0 interest in ever playing Delta.
>this will also go over estimatejesus christ just pad your fucking estimates a little
>>730228394How can it be a hate crime if they love doing it
>>730228384Estimate and guarantee are different words retard. If your friend says he'll be there in 10 minutes but he's actually there in 12 do you sperg out at him?
>>730228353these ones were at least a little better than summer. like that it no longer says how much of the price goes to gdq>>730228364its just bugs n time travel
>>730228292
>>730228181people are just that more generous!
If it's money laundering, whose money is it? What's the illegal source and who's getting it legitimized?
Are you guys rating good runs poorly to troll vod watchers
>>730228394MONKEYS OUT
>>730228364I want to watch this just to see wtf
>>730228314The sponsors. The amount they're donating isn't automatically baked into the running total, so they just do big donations to boost the total when shit's running slow. Most of what Yetee donates is probably the cut they were going to donate from shirt sales anyways, for instance.
>>730228494nobody watches vods
>>730228471No but he definitely failed at getting here in 10 minutes. F
>>730228492organizers get all the donators moneyoccasionally organizers donate some of their own money back to themselves to make people think theres a lot of donations so that more donators will donate
>>730228492Just enjoy the runs, bro...
>>730228479There's a bomb in the lasagna?
>>730228454If two people submit the same game they usually select the one with the lower estimate, so runners are incentivized to oversell their skill
>>730228364Really?Hopefully it's more interesting the AC Gamecube's speedrun where it's just 40 minutes of walking in and out of the post office.
>>730227345In case you have the tab still open, tech crew is so shit they cobble together different streams to form the main one, so just look at thoseCheck channels like gamesdonequick1 through 12
>>730228494The autist brain can't understand the definition of the word estimate, so they automatically nix any game that's even .01 seconds over estimate
I would like to see you freaks get a brain scan
>>730228492All youre going to get is paranoia and not even thought-out conspiracy theories.Every event these people come out, dont report what they suspect to the irs but bitch and moan and imagine corruption.Sad!
>>730228494this run wasn't terrible but really not worth watching a vod for unless you're some uber MGS fan (and even then, uber MGS fans are probably pissed off by the remake)
The guy doesnt know anything but he's genuinely interested
>>730228439Ah yes, I'm going to report Israel to the IRS for using tax dollars given to them by the US gov't for covert psyop bullshit that is intended to degrade society and their values because we aren't jewish.They hold the gov't by the balls with blackmail over them fucking children, what the fuck are they gonna do lmao.
SAY IT WITH ME
>>730228492STOP ASKING QUESTIONS
>>730228505This type of AI shit is so funny
>>730228492Man let it go. Enjoy the run.
>>730228548this can't possibly be true. GDQ staff is retarded but they can't be THAT retarded
>>730228590UNDER ESTIMA- wait what?
>>730228532That's just fraud though, money laundering is the process of obfuscating the origin of money gained through crime.
>>730228492This anon's car is going to explode the next time he goes out for a drive.
>>730228590UNDERESTIMATE
>>730228583Friend, you can do it anonymously!Heres the fucking link for you!Shut the fuck up!https://www.irs.gov/forms-pubs/about-form-3949-a
>>730228590You failed again.
RATE
>>730228590Apologize
>>730224379I clicked on this thread because of those juicy titties, just so you know.
>>730228618funny, I have no doubts whatsoever
>>730227615F
>her mic is offTHANK GOD
>>730228492"muh money laundering" is just a joke. you don't launder money through an event where 99% of the money comes in via credit card, you do it via a cash business
>>730228590Not today, stalker child.
>>730228651C
>>730228635they just write it off, jerry
The estimate was always 15 minutes, chuds
>>730228651B
AV CHOKE
>This ugly ass annoying bitch
SHOUTOUT TO THE TECH CREW
SHOUT OUTS
>>730228651AFINALLY the curse is broken
>mutedThank god
>>730228604the fucking LAUNCH kills me every time
Shout out to the tech crew
She looks like projared
shoutouts to the tech scrotum
Most competent tech team.
>>730228651C+
>>730228651A
Can we get a shout out to the tech crew? they are doing such a good job!HOOOOOOYPE
Doesn't even look like baby yoga
>>730228651C-
>>730228651SSS+
>>730228649Okay, but you aren't getting it. It's not an IRS violation.This is money willingly being given to Israel, to do whatever they like with it. That's like me giving you 20 bucks while you live in Europe, and then trying to call the IRS for not reporting that you got 20 dollars. What do you think the IRS can do.
Grown adults btw
>hearing her clap but not her voicelmao
They didn't get a 20k donation but they identify as someone that did
>>730228681charity events are shady as fuck, specially in the US. They are "legal", but that's just because how poor the laws are written on the subject. Now can we go back to defend trans rights?
>baby yodaI hate women
even the tech crew is awful this year, even more so I mean
>>730228651D
Mr. M. Bezzlement just donated another 30k! Just in time for the next incentive!
>>730228651Fuck it, I had fun. B
>>730228651S
>>730228793>grown leftist adults
Holy shit guys did you see that chibi Master Chief on a piece of printer paper? I'm going to donate $50 right now to try to win, match me guys!
>>730228813you sound like an expert and very smart
When did the theatrekids take over GDQ and why is Spike still there?
>>730228834bnuuy
>>730228651A. Stupid shitters will rate anything S or higher. Zero standards.
>>730228849/pol/ gave me all my knowledge
I mean I guess they're nice, but who would actually want that, like actively seek it out
>>730228849>>730228875You lost.
>>730228857spike was always thereand he will always be there
>>730228857Spike is never leaving. He's grandfathered into the event and its easy money for him. It's the same thing for KFFC, Flygon, and other long-term staff members. A lot of the other legacy staff members left GDQ for one reason or another, but Spike probably will never leave.
>>730228834>has sex with youHaha nothing personal
The kirby looks nice, but I don't want it if someone's going to stuff it in their armpit first.
>>730228793>one on the leftuna goblina
This "woman" looks like a fucking dude but I know it's a woman. Is she on roids?
>>730228857was about the proto magical girl arc
>>730228857Spike is a theater kid he's just more tolerable
Baby yoda got me tumescent
>>730228651Z
>>730228651AFun little segment.
>People in their 30's thinking they're still 18. Kek
>>730228846lmao
>>730228884Most prizes are people advertising their wares because they aren't selling on their own.
a bit tacky, sure, but charming.
>>730228857main hosts used to be mostly speedrunners with some token outsiders like KFFC because they needed a woman. now it's pretty much all people who don't even play vidya, let alone speedrun, except spike and adef
>>730224421where is halo CE?
>>730228929My dude why would you admit to this
>>730228793How old are you, anon?
I'm not giving a minigame a higher rating than Z
>>730228916>They/sheShe's just ugly and mentally ill, probably a lesbian.
>run no one gave a shit about>A!!!! A!!! S!!!!
>>730228949its better to be 30 acting 16 than 16 acting 30
>>730228963a daring synthesis
I haven't been keeping up, is coolmatty a cyborg yet?
Touching all the shiiiiiiiit
>>730228992Sorry I meant ruby hart
Why does she look like Dodger?
>>730228983At the end
>>730229025Maturity use to be valued in younger people. A teenager acting like a 30 year old was more welcoming than a 30 year old acting like a 16 year old. Times change.
>>730228949mid 20s and 30s are literally no different from each other18-early 20s are just retarded children
spergvegeta
>>730229025You are retarded.>it's better for someone who is 16 to act immature than someone young to act matureKneck yourself.
Why does she look like Nina Struthers?
>>730229032yeathe donations this year are going towards upgrading his fent reactors
>>730228870Indeed>>730228905It's always personal.
>You can bid for the Konami prize pack right after SpikeVegeta rubs his cum-crusted fingers all over it
>>730229081the goat of the show
>>730229038Don't worry, they have a history of not shipping a lot of the prizes to winners, so winners don't need to worry about the condition.
>>730229065>dodger is a mother nowit's so fucking over
Where is the prize goblin? I need a sock update.
>>730228960Yeah that makes sense
>silent hill fhow convenient they already rated it for me!
>>730229124he's in the control room running this shit now
>>730229107Its personal youre right because of those fishnets
>>730229124He retired anon
>>730227615Z
>>730229107huff.
The fuck is this dogshit
>>730229094real mature kid
>900 postsholy moley
damn is the hat girl there all the time
>>730229156
NEW THREAT???
>psychonauts 2another game I wont watch because i dont want it spoiled but will realistically never play
>>730229206this is the thread
So I hear gdq does money launderis it because they are all so stinky?GOTTEM
>>730229156gonna give it an f too unless something based happens
baking
>>730229025we spend our entire youth trying to act older and spend our adult lives trying to act younger
>>730229196chungus women type deal
>>730229254>>730229254>>730229254Migrate ONLY at page 10
>>730229234uh mods?
>>730229162>>730229165Two very different answers. And yet both of them are sad. We will never again see those socks gets progressively dirtier as the days pass.
>>730228479
>>730229286hes in charge of the schedule, doing a bang up job so far
>>730229032There should have been a charity drive to make him into a cyborg, I don't even like him but would donate to that. Losing all your limbs is just such a nightmarish fate.
>>730229393His lost limbs were his own fault
>>730228793>TheyYeah, I'd call this one in plural tense. I'd say there are at least 3 spirits in that body
>>730224379im not gay but why the fuck did this man get me hard
>>730229697>im not gay butanon.....
>>730229697probably bc hes hot
