Now: Bloons Tower Defense 6Next: Animal Crossing: City FolkLater: Mighty GunvoltStreams:https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwc [Embed]https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730247797
>>730255175I except City Folk to be more entertaining but it's a low bar.
Why do you need an ID to buy coffee in Europe?
>>730255304coffee or "coffee"?
MONKEFUCKERS ASSEMBLE
>>730255304Caffeine is a drug.
>that low energy trans rightsI see we have an uppity chud here
>fucking up a game were all you do is click on a menu
>>730255304name one country
oh baby a triple
I love my wife Adora!
>donation 1>trans rights>donation 2>trans rights>donation 3>trans rights>donation 4>no trans rights>donation 5>no trans rights
mig
>two trans rights donations in a rowAlright, I'm out for another 20 minutes.
>SHOUT TRANS RIGHTS>.....trans rights...
I thought speedtrooners was a meme but that was hilarious
https://litter.catbox.moe/oytx8zx7qsgajv43.mp3
>>730255351The withdrawal symptoms for caffeine addition are really fucking nasty too.
>>730255382It's not looking good for the Bloonsbros.
Good morning /v/. Can I get a "trans rights" from y'all?
>>730255175>get to work>tune in>within 5 minutes hear 3 trans rights messagesI am ambivalent to 'trans rights' whatever they are but its annoying to hear this phrase spammed
must... defend... monke gaem...
>>730255524blow me
>>730255495kiosk missing double foid marker
>>730255495Looking like Amnesia the bunker is the only legitimate good run this event so far
>>730255524TRANS ROIGHTS
I'm a migger !
>>730255453autism is HIGHLY commorbid both with speedrunning and trannyism. GDQ has become absolutely riddled with it unfortunately for obvious demographical reasons>>730255537in particular here, in this stinky unlit autism nest. Fuckin everyone there is a tranny, who in the hell are they trying to get their message out to lmao
>>730255524Hmm, no.
TRAIN RIGHTS
>>730255580The PoE2 run was really good if you care about that.
SEX THE MONKEYS!
>>730255627I watched it, it was not really good.
This is one step removed from "speedrunning" gachaslopI rate it irredeemable dogshit.
monke miggy
IM A HEADBANGA
>>730255524Can we get back to shouting "orb, " or doing waluigi impressions? They were annoying, but I miss them for some reason.
>>730255495>42 runs so far>12 overestimatesI feel like that's a pretty fucked up ratio
>>730255495That's a lot of B or above runs for a GDQ everybody is calling especially awful. Why?
>>730255665this is literally me wtf
>this is the game /v/ keeps saying is awesomeffs
I only played this for the hot monkey ladies
>>730255175migged
>>730255707hey hey people man really liked it so its up there
>>730255685Shoutouts to the marble with the screaming man inside.
are you even allowed to talk in twitch chat
It's shit and I think the process got stuck because it was clearly bad within the first 12 hours
>>730255537It's beyond annoying. This might be the last year I'm watching.
>>730255703ratings are relative, an S in GDQ is a B in ESA
>>730255731what the fuck is thatwho the fuck bandages a wound like thatis he a goddamn child
>if I die it's rngit begins
>bloonbros
>if i die it's rngIT'S AN AUTO SCROLLER WITH SET EVENTS YOU FUCKING TARD
>>730255791It was a big booboo tho
Do you think the prevent cancer foundation care about the trans rights spam eclipsing their organization, or are they just happy to hoover up the profits?
>>730255923do you think they care about cancer?
>>730255820I love Brickell bros...
If you cant handle TRANS RIGHTS while watching gdq then youre too mentally weak to handle watching a fuckin livestream on the internet
>>730255703Standards for GDQ are rock bottom.
>>730255923the only thing they look at is the amount of money they pay these organizers and the amount of money that gets laundered in i mean donated
>>730255923of course they do! just like how all the big corporation do care by changing their pfp to the pride flag for the pride month
>>730255957No, but if I were a fundraising organization I would worry about unrelated issues hijacking the event I pay for.
why would an hour and a half autoscroller make it into a speedrunning marathon?
>>730255872nasty
>>730255762no they also read proposals
>>730255907KekFUCK cats
>>730255973anon, your robotic silencing device?
SOCIETY
>>730255580It was an actual speedrun
>>730255698That's not even counting the runs that had their estimates changed near the end, or the bonus runs like the borderlands glitch showcase that was ALSO overestimate.They really have just banned or turned off so many people that only the bottom of the barrel are left.
>>730256002They just announced GDQ is paying for a chatbot so I don't think they're really giving much of a fuck about anything.
>Next: Animal crossingHow the fuck do you even speedrun animal crossing?
>>730255923you think gdq can cause them reputational damage? no one cares other than you
>>730256008Bloon popping ASMR
I like TDs and this had plenty of content but it matters not when it gets old after a good while. Same few enemy spawn line ups every stage, having to go thru 30 minutes of a stage only to realize your strat won't beat the last few rounds and gotta restart from round 1 to fix it, projectiles and effects spam in later stage where you can't see shit.
>>730256067I'm employed. What does this mean?
>>730256068lots of time travel to catch bugs as soon as possible
>>730256058alright bro what the FUCK
>>730255923Revenue is revenue. I work in strategic partnerships and one of the companies in my patch is a charity for tranny refugees (not a joke). I hate immigration, hate trannies, hate every single one of them, but their money still spends. It's just business, despite the fact that if I had my way, they would all be deported to liberia immediately. I just get my bigotry exercised by only hiring straight white men on my team.
>>730256058See! It's natural to eat your own cum
>>730255923They could spam trans rights or trans lefts or trans fats all they want if the money rolls in. The real issue are the dwindling numbers every year and nobody wants to be that guy and say "hey can we chill with the trans thing"
>>730255495So those samefagging SSS kiosk votes went through huh
>>730255679Based
>which monke would u fugbold donation message
For those who actually enjoy speedruns, do you enjoy speedruns that heavily rely on abusing glitches and out of bounds clipping? I'm just trying to get a grasp on how a someone can enjoy watching a speedrun where it's not really the runner having a deep understanding and intuition of the game mechanics and environment and intent of the developers but instead only know which wall to spaz out against to clip through and how to break to the game through spamming menuing commands.image not related
>>730255326Kek delete this
Which hero is your gender? :3
>>730255923100% about profits. they dont give half a rats ass about gender affirmation and validation or any of that crap. But this is practically free money for them so why would they detach themselves from it?
>>730256285i enjoy the speedruns that are done by someone passionate about the game who knows everything about it inside and out. I find it disgusting how so many runners at GDQ don't know the basic story of the games they play, or worse, have no idea how to actually complete a level normally.
>>730255175No one watches this dogshit anymore.Now post more monkeys in a catbox.
>>730256285Resident evil speedruns are my favorite because it's just play the game fast. Run lines, react to animations quickly, and menu well for puzzles.
>>730256285Sort of, visually it can be impressive to see a game you know have such a flaw, in the same way that boundary break videos are interesting.If a majority of a run is just clipping through walls though yeah it gets very old quickly. The reason I stopped caring for OoT runs for example was because they stopped being about playing the game and instead were just a seemingly random set of inputs that warped you to the credits.
>>730255791It's AI
we are 57% of the way to the estimate
>>730256349When did they change the hetero flag?
>>730256402monkeybox?
>>730256349>heterosexual>still has a faggot rainbow????
>>730256285>complains that things change over timestfu you old useless skinflute
>>730256285Something that mixes skill with routing and exploits that save plenty of time without skipping the entire game.
>>730256390>>730256420I ask because I just had a random recollection of the Blade speedrun a year or two ago where the runner clips out of bounds immediately and runs through a void to the end of the level and just thinking 'how is this fun to watch?'.
>>730256468
>>730256285I enjoy a good show which can be a lot of things, good, charismatic runner, good explanation of tricks found by the community over the years, random trivia of the game, out of bound sections can be interesting if we get to see the behind the curtains of the game, or just simply good gameplay, none of this have to be excessively outstanding mind you, like I said as long as they put up a good show by whatever means, I'm cool with it
>>730256285some oob is fine, but if entire levels are skipped via out of bounds or a wrong warp glitch is becomes significantly less entertaining. At that point its just watching someone do an esoteric dance in a game, hop 3 times then the credits roll or its 15 minutes of "we need an audio cue to know when to hop back in" flying through the void.The best have a small number of those but mostly clips though a few walls and precise practiced movement.
>>730256390Fucking this, it's especially shit to see the ones that show off about not knowing how to play the games they run casually.
>>730255326Based Warrior chad
post the most recent chart
>>730256527That blade game had the main dev on the couch too and he was disappointed to see how out of bounds the run was. It was a shame because the dev was all in on shitting on his own game.
>>730256285I think the MP3 run is a great example of things going too far. I like the game and the runners, but most of the gameplay is them looking at skyboxes and maneuvering through rooms invisibly, so I lost interest in watching it. Perhaps more a problem of that particular OoB, OoB can be interesting but when it's most of the run and it doesn't warrant much explanation it's hard to appreciate it unless you really know and love the game.
>>730256420RE probably invented the speed run concept.
>>730256625I don't think 'ecker woke up yet
Is this creme the la creme of tower defense games?
>>730256420Every time there is a speedrun like this, /v/ says it's a let's play.
>>730256625>>730256715chart was posted earlier but got deleted 730255495
Just woke up. Are these niggas really treating an iPad baby game like Brood War?
>>730256285I'm not a big fan of major skips, especially if they're frequently used. Most Sonic 3 speedruns just involve warping to the end of each level by clipping off the left side of the board, which is boring IMO.
>>730255754>50 hours>last played 4 years ago
You will get the game for free, right Anon?
>>730256725Yes
>>730256709Wasn't it Doom that started it initially. People would upload replays and i think it was the first level that really had people competing for the best times.
>>730256783bloons is serious business unc
alright i know anons bitch about games a lot here, but this is genuinely a bit too much
>>730256725Nah
>>730256821
>>730256390That’s why it’s full of autists, there are runners that literally see a games run and think the tricks look cool without any actual interest in the game itself. I can’t remember which one but there was one a couple years ago where the runner said he’d literally never played the game casually.
>>730256829The speedrun concept was significantly influenced by the development of Wolfenstein 3D by id Software in 1992, which introduced the idea of recording gameplay and sharing times. This led to the creation of the LMP Hall of Fame in 1994, which was a precursor to modern speedrunning communities.
>>730256709yeah, humans didn't start walking until you started paying attention either.
>>730256842it's not enough actually
>>730256842>a lotKudos for writing this correctly.
>>730256625
>be part of niche small tight-knit gaming community >popular e-celeb makes video about said game>community ruined
>>730256829id Software pretty much started demo-based running, yeah, there was also people sitting there with a camera pointing at their TV filming them playing Mario and shit around the same time.
>>730256875the halo one?
>>730256921>amnesiagimme the rundown
>>730256527Some are interesting. Watching the menu gameplay of elden ring warping for like 10 minutes is a fun gimmick at least once, but it's not what I want to watch a speedrun for. I would rather watch someone react to the moveset of bosses and mobs and react quickly.
>>730256921>he added the SSS's one anon spammed way after the kiosk runchartanon..
>>730256937>btd>niche
Did this need to be an hour and a half long?
Schedule for rest of the day. Anything pique your interest? American Truck Simulator race might be funny.
When's the Smash runner who spent 10 years on the Subspace Emissary run showing up?
>>730256921>sat through unholy night, got to sleep, suddenly good gamesfor fucks sake
>>730257101Hope F Zero and Mario Kart aren't cancer
>>730256921Horror block triumphs every year
>>730256390The only speedrunner I have ever watched is distortion2 and he does both the autist speedrun clipping through everything approach on stream and the actual way to play the game, watching cutscenes and all. It really makes you appreciate the speedrun route moreI agree it's fucking weird to dedicate your life to a game without doing both
>>730257101sheesh everything looks better than bloon ngl nocap fr fampai
>>730256285I like when they look impressive (think Doom/Quake), require skill on execution and make high difficulty look easy. I don't care that much for glitches and they can often even make an otherwise good speedrun bad by requiring less skill.
>>730257101>animal crossingmildly curious
How is this a speedrun?
>>730257101American Truck Sim since it's got Buffalo_Boone and the armpit hair Titanfall chick.
>>730257243It isn't
>>730257243speedrun?
>>730257101>dk64 randomizer race with spike on the couch and gameandshout as hostJesus Christ how horrifying
Haven't watched one of these in years. Is this event trooned out as it was 4 years ago?
>>730257243This isn't a speedrun event
>>730257314worse
>>730257243We don't do Mario and shit anymore.
>>730257314Its worse then you could imagine.
>>730257314Fewer insane troon runs, but more troon virtue signaling.
>>730257314honestly, this year is better than the last
these monkeys make me want to invent aids again
>>730256921>kiosk ratings
>>730256895It's alright, it got me thinking of old games with the concept and I remembered a cool one I watched Arino play called SOS.
>>730256937>BTD>good
>>730257314almost every single run has at least one troon running, on the couch, or reading donations. 99% of the donations they read say trans rights even though they have rights so it doesn't make any sense. they also have been playing mods that mod in troon flags.
rate this boring shit
it's over? thank god
>>730257243Get with the times anon
atleast it was underestimateF
oh thank fuck its over
>>730257467F
>>730257467FPlayed Pokemon instead
>>730257467SSS for the trans rights spam
>>730257467Z
OH FUCK THIS WAS AN ADVERTISEMENT ALL ALONG
Modern games just aren't speedrunable, they all want to be movies. Unless they insert secret meme endings like Far Cry 4
>>730257467D
trannimal crossdressing: trans folk
>>730257467Dit could have been much worse
>>730257467CSpeedrun was boring but the people were fine
>>730257467D-
>>730257472>entertainment pieceI HATE THEATER KIDS I HATE THEATER KIDS I HATE THEATER KIDS
>>730257227Doom runs do have various kinds of glitches, including void glides for getting out of bounds, the difficulty is getting back in, especially in a reasonable timeframe to make it worth doing.
>>730257467SSSGreat game, chilled Runner and couch. Great commentary. You guys are just miserable lol
>>730257101>shovelclaws evening hosting
>>730257467D for dogshit game
Animal Crossing
>>730257472In other words all the good runners have long since left, been banned or don't want to go, so all they have left is garbage.
Monkeys are so cute I wish they were real
>>730257467F.
>>730257101Sonic Rush, F-Zero, I dunno about Pokémon since I haven't really seen many runs I've enjoyed but Silver is my favorite game so I might check it out. With Mario Kart 64 Versus Mode is it a speed run or just casual play?
>>730257467C it was an run I guess.
>animal crossing speedrun>its a race>2 hour estimate
>>730257467S for shit
>>730256921what happened with bill nye?
>>730257547
After this 2 hour animal crossing run it actually seems like a pretty good string of runs up until pokemon
>>730256921grim
>>730257467C omfy background noise
Why are they swaying their heads
>>730257604>Movie "game">Annoying runner and couch>Somehow still overestimate and DNF despite literally being a visual novel
>>730257543I played btd6 for hundreds of hours this "speedrun" was shit
>>730257467D for boring
>>730257691They missed a bunch of things they were supposed to take and Sierra'd themselves.
>>730257630>F-Zero GXFinally some good food->modded
>>730257706Why the fuck didn't he do a boss instead of this sweaty CHIMPS shit?
God damn tongue cancer sounds rough
>>730257761What is the Unleashed mod? Does it add the Werehog?
>>730257542Yeah, I'm not saying glitches necessarily make a run bad. Dark Souls 1 runs are among my favourites and they're full on glitchfests
>>730257101just going by the listed games, they all have potential to not be awful, up to pokemon.
>biofem voice hosting
>2 hours of trannymal crossdressing
Shove the mic up your nose, why don't you?
>beat cancer >twice
>heavy breathing
is ((she)) like 300lbs hyperventilating like that
Bitch blow your nose I can hear it whistling in my headphones
I can hear how fat she is.
>>730257878Aren't you excited?
Someone decide my Elite 4 team for me.
>>730257467CNo annoying commentary kept it from being too bad
*wheeeeeze*
>>730257706Ohh ok then that's a fact of course. Idiot
>>730256921>5 Overestimates in a row>2 of them are double overestimatesWhat the fuck?
>>730257954I'll be excited if people start posting Isabelle porn
This is so gross.
>>730257964Six Mudkips.
>>730257891That's abuse.
why is she panting so much? it's pretty hot
>>730258009You must be me!
You now have two hours to post Isabelle.
She's not flapping them...
>>730257450Correct
>donate to prevent cancer>agdq event still happeningliars
staff are about to tell people off
>>730258023You hear wrong, I don't like Mudkipz.
>>730258059I need to have something to do in the next two hours, might as well be jerking off to Isabelle
>>730257964Ninetales, Arbok, Marowak, Scizor, Kabutops, Crobat.
[faint nose whistling in your ears]
>>730258118Ah, I see you're more a fan of Gardevoir(Male).
Can I just dono any random message and have it read to thousands?
>>730258152>caveman shaved
>>730258152he's cute
>>730258185Only if you add TRANS RIGHTS! At the end
>>730258138I'm not a furry, but all the Coco posting the other day was kino
This intermission break has /v/ posting more than some of these runs for their whole duration.
>>730258185No they filter through them
>>730258067She doesn't want to get gulag'd in the transrights mines. Forever searching in the toxic dark for all the rights they apparently don't have
>>730257964>Seaglass (I'm assuming)I really liked this hack. I tried to play Lazarus, but the music is just so insanely fucking ass. Apparently whoever composed it has an actual hearing disability, which was a choice.
>>730258067she's still desperate for attention though
No pics of host?
>>730258138I wish she was more involved in the latest titles, I liked when she followed me around the town instead of existing strictly behind a desk. She's one of the best villagers, but needs to either work harder or be phased out going forward.
I have returned from my Bloons induced coma
>>730258185Ask the guy who tried to propose to his GF with a $1k donation that was never read out.
>>730258232grandma game forces anons to make their own fun by shitposting
>>730258232Americans are waking upt. Americans
>>730258067
>>730258278Based
>>730258301True, though I like the idea if sitting under her desk for her entire work day.
>>730258221thanks asshole
>>730258301I still hate that they pushed Resetti out of his thing.
my washing machine destroyed my pants do you think my coworker with give me a bj?
TRANS RIGHTS! TRANS RIGHTS! TRANS RIGHTS!
why are they saying the powerword if the day for it was yesterday
>>730258315Wasn't that fake. I remember not being able to find it in the actual site
a-and cancer, don't forget about that
>that half-assed clap just to not get cancelled by mad redditors when someone casually yells trans rights (has nothing to do with gaming)
>>730258301I'd like to see an Animal Crossing game with way, way fewer characters (like 30-40) that actually have unique personalities and depth, maybe even "quest lines" that change slightly based on who's in your town. It would destroy the "dollhouse where villagers are just social capital" aspect of the series, but that's my least favorite part of nu-Animal Crossing so I don't give a fuck.
>faggot troons are going to dump off model shit of a character not even from the game being runfatherless behavior
G O D L E S SODLESS
>$1000 donation from Anonymous. Trans Rights! Let's go!I thought it was about cancer.
>>730258283that's her arm
>>730258429Isn't this just Stardew Valley and Harvest Moon and shit?
>>730258460Shouldn't you be in the trenches?
>>730258360>YWN spend a day between your assistants legs as she bursts down your chin for a a full workday >>730258369I think animal crossing as a whole is overdue to dip back into mean villagers and NPCs. I want tons of dialogue for every archetype, but especially the jerks and selfish villagers.
>>730258473get your priorities straight, chudthe media literacy of y'all
>>730258490Oh fuck I'm gonna cum
>>730253872
>Animal Crossing came out at a time where the world needed it mostBitch doesn't know it's an entire fucking game series.
>>730258490spoiler that shit
>>730255614>who in the hell are they trying to get their message out to lmaoThey need constant affirmations. Maybe they really are chicks...
>>730258473oy vey goyim dont you know trans people suffer worse than cancerwe should donate this funding to trans rights groups and israel
>>730258490Cute cat.
>>730258549Being fat means you can't have a job?
>>730255665I remember Helpo. Billion pity sad crying monpai denied milk
>>730258502No, those don't have the day-to-day simulation.
Can someone tell the announcer to mute her mic between donations? The wheezing is really getting to me
>>730258536I would also settle for her sitting on my face for the entire shift.
I can hear some fat fuck wheezing, breathing in this mic.
>>730258627"fibromyalgia"
jesus you can hear her wheezehow fat is she?
>only 550k on WednesdayOh no no noBetter get some generous anonymous donations so we can suspiciously beat past records (don't look at the viewer count)
>>730258554Most of these fags only really got into video games during Covid. Same with anime.
woah Hornet... easy on the nectar
Why can't you just say the words, /v/It's just words
uhhh can we stop
*wheeze wheeze*
Why do people get to be so fucking fat that you can constantly hear them breathe?
Does anyone else hear the host breathing into the mic when she's not talking? Kek
A league of legends player!
>$550,000Haven't watched for a while. Are they way behind schedule? Thought the previous totals were $2m+ and they're already halfway through.
>*wheeze* *wheeze* *wheeze*
> out of breath from reading donations
>>730258682Niggers!
mhm
jfc
How terrible, they are starving that man
>scans pronounswe're good bros
City folk gets a lot of shit rightfully so but damn I miss it
THANKS MR SKELETAL
>>730258679Porksong
I saw ROTT, and was around for a couple of runs after that, Muted the stream often due to faggotry.Have I missed anything entertaining or has it been all trans rights shit all the way along?
>>730258763i've eaten tendies with more protein than this thing
>>730258761PINK HAIRED ANIME GIRL?!??! ANIME?!?! JUST LIKE MEEEEEEEEE
HOLY FUCKING SKELETON, GET THAT BOY A HAMBURGER
god damn this is cozy
>>730258763It would be so easy to break his arm.
>>730258763Goddamn... the host must've been eating all his food for years.
>>730258643I want to give the best golden girl a big fat bone!
>>730258763Looks like the onions bottle opener guy
Holy shit, give that man a burger or something.
>>730258536>I think animal crossing as a whole is overdue to dip back into mean villagers and NPCs.I miss that nighttime postal bird being a massive bitch, also Portia.
press F to feed borgar
All these casual no skill """speedruns""" that take hours to finish
>>730258738happened in a couple runs during the night too>NA production
>>730258662It's still in top 10.
Why do they call it Animal Crossing and not Animal TRANS RIGHTS CAN I GET A WOOOOO?
Wait a minute, I just realized this is the category I watch some Jap run in the dead of night when I can't sleep
RAINBOW SISSY MAGIC
>>730258814alright, time to mute the stream and fap for two hours.
This guy slaps your waifu's ass, what do you do /v/?
>>730258781THANK MR SKELTAL
>>730258763wrist is bigger than bicep
>>730258857um actually it's Dōbutsu no Mori
The virgin He/Him vs the Chad no pronouns
>I chose the guy instead of the girlIT'S TYPE 1 AND TYPE 2 CHUD
been watching since 2018this is probably the worst gdq event since sgdq 22
Holy fuck the guy on the right is insanely skinny
>choking on rover dialogueoff to a great start
>tranimal crossingholy bore
>>730258892his arm would probably shatter on impact
>>730258814i want her to cuck me
>>730258892pay his medical bill
nice
>>730258892Nothing, he probably shattered his arm doing it.
>>730258960kek
>why yes, I do run animal crossing city folk (all bugs%), how did you know?
>>730258763
Maybe he has AIDS, you bigots
>animal crossing run>open stream>two he/himswh- huh?
>>730258968kek
>>730258912
>>730258939tf are you talking about, animal crossing is a series that is popular with actual women
>>730259009yeah but one is an alien with twigs for arms.
>guy on the right is a malnourished skeleton>guy on the left is shining medInteresting runners
>>730259026no
>>730258987>all bugs%kek
>>730258846You really need to start adjusting these for inflation. 10 years is enough time for the economy to have shifted.
>>730259009>harem game is male-dominatedgo figure
>>730259009They picked the girl characters of course.
>>730258886Hope you have fun, and hope the run is good otherwise>>730258962Isabelle is for her mayor, and serves at the food of the bed of whoever runs that town
>>730258960>>730258981This is how you execute a joke:>>730258968
two dudes racing, biofem host, older AC title, Yup I'm thinking cozy.
Everyone's so focused on the guy on the right no one has even commented on the guy on the left with a greek god schnozz
>>730259009It truly is the exact opposite of what I was expecting.I love these games but was full well expecting it to be a loud annoying trannyfest.
>>730259046thanks mr skeltal
>>730257540Rip cobesHe's making drink combos with satan and ozzy now
>>730259094his glistening forehead is too distracting
What happens if you're this skinny and has to carry something heavy? Is there a risk he will actually break his bones or something?Even carrying two milk cartons feels like it could be fatal for him.
>>730259094More like how much he's sweating, what the fuck
natty?
this guy is retarded, right? no one can be that skelly
Are you rooting for Seborrheic Dermatitis or Skeletor?
>>730259074you sound like a faggot.
>>730259158average /fit/izen
>>730259094He's so oiled up he's literally shining
>left one has a gigachad head/face>right one is an actual skeletonkek
>>730259094You kinda right.
>using an external tool (calculator)instant Z
>>730259167Why would being retarded make you extremely skinny?
>>730259091still not as cozy as pissmommyloser playing stardew
>>730259158ss+gomadanyone who didn't post body and criticized his 'zeek is mogged by him until proven otherwise
>>730259046thank mr skeltal
>>730256285Long term OOB is one of the worst types of speedruns. Clipping oob to do something in the moment is fine. Bugs that create mobility options or skip cutscenes are exactly what I want out of a run, in combination with mastery of game mechanics.Also bad are RNG manipulation runs. They can be interesting to learn about, but are boring because they become consistent.
Well I'll give it to them, this twans wights spam and "organic" meme forcing gets even more annoying as the years go by. As if I needed even more of a reason to keep twitch chat closed.
>trying to milk watching gdq because the threads are entertaining when it’s a trainwreck>also tired as fuckfuuuuuck
>>730259073Thanks anon, I have a bunch of good Isabelle images saved.
I want to fuck Cherry
>>730259243if this guy did gomad for even a few days it would probably save his life
>>730259158he cute
Goddamn I miss playing this game at midnight cozy in bed after my long wagie shift back during the wii days
how do your arms even have zero muscle like thateven working a shitty retail job has you carry a box around occasionally or move something
>>730259158>I only drink water
> Greetings from Germany! Hope that this 1000$ will help us beat cancer's butt. Amen!> Mom died, hamster died, I did not. Hope you will be as amazing as always. Amen!> Love my mom, she helped me accept who I really am. Amen and thank God for everything!> Love Contra, love Contra Celsum. Hope God will consecrate this run. Amen!> Here's another 500$ for St. Peter as the protagonist's name. I love St. Paul, but my gates do be pearly, haha. Amen!> Merry Orthodox Christmas to all who participate. We stand proud with our Orthodox brothers even though they're wrong and couldn't even speedrun Fallout 1. No offense, no offense before God. Amen!> My daily fast has come to an end and I'm really grateful to God to see Armored Core speedruns at this hour. You don't know how much I am thankful to you. Amen!> I told my priest about God's Deified Quality and he was really amazed at what we can achieve as a community. Hoping for many more beautiful winters. Amen!> My Summa Theologiae is exactly 24.8 minutes. Heh, God please help my sinful soul. Thank you for your support in these calamitous times. Amen!> God save Prevent Cancer Foundation, I hear about this zodiac stuff all day every day from my coworkers and it's great that someone is finally stepping up. Save the animals, save your souls, amen!
Isn't the Wiimote a bit too heavy for him to carry?
boo
>>730258892call an ambulance, probably broke some bones there.
>>730259158Yes
>>730259356Probably a vegan or some gay shit like that.
>>730259376that's why he has it resting on his lap
>>730259376That's why he's resting it in his lap
>>730259324his arms might be thin, but you can tell he's hung from those yaoi hands
>>730259158at least he's happy
>>730259403this bitch still alive?
>>730259363?
>>730259447Nah he's a powerbottom, definitely
>>730259363wonderful post
>>730259158i look like this
>>730259425>>730259432xD
>>730259447>>730259471
>>730259454she was last year at least
>>730259403spooky
>calls it goth bunnyYeah this guy definitely has a robust animal crossing folder on his hard drive
>>730259403lol I remember that video where you could see her pussykinda surprised she had meaty flaps, considering
>>730259425>>730259432lol
you guys don't get itit's like starfox amputating his legs so he can be a better pilotthis guy doesn't need more than 84 calories per day to survive. more time for animal crossing.78 of those 84 calories go straight to his brain, and a few other for fingers. He doesn't need "muscles" for ambulation
>>730259403I was expecting it to rip her arm off
races with divergent runs are the absolute fucking worstunless you know the game intimately there's literally 0 ways to know who's actually aheadespecially if the game is dialog heavy and in fucking JAPANESE
>>730259465I tried to do a thing on how fun it would be if you replaced "trans rights" with an appropriate Christian finisher but it got derailed immediately.
YouTube stream shitting the bed?
>>730259524Yeah I remember that too
TWO HOURS???
>>730259496>a weight off my mind, bodykek
can we have a real talk for a moment?you know he posts here
>*wheezes*>reads donation>*wheezes*>*reads donation while wheezing*
>stream stuttering
CAN WE GET A DONATION TRAIN FOR VILLAGERS HOOOOIIIIIYYYYPEEEEE
I think the golden villagers are the best ones
>>730259519What gave it away?
>>730259496>What a weight off my (...) bodyIt shows.
I just realized this "speedrun" is 2h
Based stinky enjoyer
>>730259363
>>730259496>animal crossing runner is a gay furryI am not surprised for once
>>730259594Thought it was just me since jewtube likes to fuck with you at times when your adblocker hasn't updated.
>>730259496do you think he rocks a suit?
>>7302594711. bottom maybe but definitely not power2. bottom doesn't mean he can't be hung, though the top is probably even bigger
>>730259703Wouldn't a fursuit weight more than him?
>>730259496It really was AIDS, lmao
Animal Crossing was never good
>>730259703Can his body even support a suit
>>730255326ACK
hello, /v/ FOLK. How were the overnight runs? I caught every other run because of sleep and even then I barely remember
>>730259703Too heavy
>>730259679that's a lotta meat
>>730259158What's worse? Becoming a fatass or this guy?
>>730259363jej
>>730259524Well she has no fat so there's a lot of loose skin in some places
>>730259619>>730259594Oh good, it's not just me.>>730259757Yeah, well, neither were you.
>>730259679Ur a piece of shit for saving that dude
lol lmao
>>730259230i mean physically retarded, like disabled or something
>>730259783Fatass, because it can be fixed far easier and has a far less chance of killing you.
What games are you playing while watching this /v/?
>>730259783Fatass by far. That guy will naturally stop being a skeltal as he ages and his metabolism slows down. Losing weight is hard as is when you're young and it only gets harder as you age.
This dude is as skinny as my bfHe spends all his grocery on candy and energy drinks, dumbass bottoms
>>730259471> powerbottomnigga would pass out from a single punch to the prostatehis ass is not exercising anyway, he should start with kegels
you VILL watch twitchyou VILL watch the adsyou VILL buy the product
>>730259863FGO
>>730259828That cat has seen some shit
>>730259158i could snap his arm like a chicken wing
>>730259828size_difference GODS...
>>730259853>because it can be fixed far easierGood luck fixing the loose skin.
LOLLY
>>730259878do you seriously think that dude tops anyone though?
>>730259679I'm thinking arby's.
>>730259783fatass so you can be an ugly bastard just like in the ac hentais
>>730259783depends on genesCertain people still retain decent aesthetics even when fatFull Auschwitz mode always looks off in a whole different manner.
>>730259638>Lead Meteorologisthe studies Lead Meteors?
>>730259886use vaft and never see a (twitch) ad
>/v/ - debating on whether this gigatwink is a top or a bottomNever change.
>>730259783Depends on what you mean by "fatass" It could be anything from just a bit fat and overly obese I rather be fat any day of the week than a skeleton, but rather be a skeleton than over the top obese.
>>730259863Uma
>>730259876>He spends all his grocery on candy and energy drinks, dumbass bottomsThat's very unhealthy, anon. Why don't you stop him?
>>730259783this guy is worse, looks anemic, a fall would kill him
ITT: Fat slobs who look worse than ecker pretending that being skinny is somehow "worse" than being a tub of lard
>>730259828>the fucking cat is bigger than him
>>730259863some questan in turtle wowalso this new captcha with the stars is major ass
>>730259978skinny?
>>730259887Post 120s.
Why in japanese dawg it makes this run so hard to watch, also why is one dude in winter and one in summer
>>730259978lol malding skeleton
>>730259978https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPjV22nqUSk
>>730259638I'm somehow more upset he lives anywhere except chicago in illinois than being a gay furryThe entire state sucks ass outside the city
>>730259978Both are terrible for your health.
>>730259886Im watching on twitch, and have seen exactly zero (0) ads the entire week because im not retarded.
>>730259886>seeing twitch adslmao retard
>I'm a climatologisthow could you take this guy's opinion on the weather seriously with arms like that?is he a climatologist because he's afraid he'll blow away?
>>730259978lowkirkenuinely ecker doesn't look all that bad for being a fatass bear
>>730259828Godskin Duo
>>730259978/v/ is a BULKGOD board
>>730259904Cosmetic surgery exists.Someone that emaciated bulking up to a regular size if not done carefully will fuck up the heart.
>>730259828Ornstein and Smough
>>730260102Because he has a beard. Every "bear" who shaves looks like shit.
>>730259919a powerbottom is a bottom that makes the rules with his strong ass, hence the power affix. normal bottom gets fucked in the ass, a powerbottom fucks with his ass.
Why is left guy's face reflecting the whole fucking room
>>730260094easily
>>730259962I scold him but bottoms don't listen unless you rape them
>>730259978t. gets knocked around by a gust of wind
>>730260156So basically a porn fantasy, got it
>>730260094You jest but this guy could get sucked up a tornado, fall from terminal height and just dangle down like a leaf.
>>730260169holy fuck spoiler that shit
>>730260156chat how do I unread this?
>>730260094get this guy on kill tony
>>730259978I suffered from severe hyperthyroidism to the point where I was essentially on my deathbed and didn't get anywhere near that skinny.
>>730260229anon... look inside you...
I used to look like that guy, now I diddly about 5.5pl8 and squat a little over 4.5. Get the fella some milk and he'll be fine.
>>730260224kek
>>730260224A gust of wind would peel his skin from his bones like it was tissue paper
>>730260217i forget most of ya'll virgins
who would win in a fight between this guy and tinytim
>>730260156
>>730259863I got a Fistful of Frags craving suddenly. There's always an alive server which is a surprise. It actually is receiving updates now too.
>>730256921While this boring shit is going onCan I get a QRD on Amnesia
>I'm a climatologistHe said that like it was something big to brag about
>>730259863Pokemon Snakewood
>>730260314Tinytim, he's got the strength of the forest gnomes
>>730260313Yeah dude I'm missing out on having a 200lb fatass crushing me under his ass oh no woe is me
>>730260314Tinytims heart is so fucked would die having to move around to much.
boskeletonrp
>>730260342I think having any sort of degree puts him above 95% of participants and viewers. Not me though.
>>730259863Stoneblock 4. Also FGO, tragically.
>>730260342it is a cool profession
Do people really enjoy Animal Crossing games? This looks like shit made for literal babies or women
>>730259935>earlobe gets longer>eyebrows get more arched>skin tone changes>mole on the cheekbone appearsthe fuck is this image. Right is supposed to be after, correct?
>>730260342doesn't this book do his whole job?pretty sure it has like, next years and the year after that's forecast too
my stream is freezing every few secondsdoes it work on you're machine's?
>>730259275get rest anon, please
>>730259863Dark Souls III don't even think it's good, I'm just playing it...
>>730260447The old games were great, kind of a precursor to colony sims in a weird way and nice slow-paced collectathons if you're into that.New games are bad because they barely evolved the formula, so you can easily see the "seams" in the world.
>>730260017I'm a basic bitch
>>730260492it's been fine for me.
>>730260342how many climatologists do you know anonhe'll blow away in a breeze but that's the one thing he has over the neets and wagies here
>>730260492yt stream fucking up for me. went back to twitch for now
>>730260467bro...https://www.farmersalmanac.com/fond-farewell-from-farmers-almanac
>>730260492the twitch one is not stuttering
>>730259863Onimusha WarlordsIt kind of sucks
>>730260313I intend to keep my anal virginity intact forever. I'm the most maiden of men anon.
>>730257604it was a tranny meme'ing around with xeir friends, then xe got bored and dropped it just becausenot making this up
>>730260492Stream's fucked for me on YouTube. Constant stuttering, bit rate struggling. But I have to leave so I don't care.
>>730260314>>730260403tinytim is a glass cannonHe'd end the fight quickly, then die afterwards
>>730260550wtf?????shouldn't this be bigger news than some who on twitter talking about they pussy or something?what the fuckthe farmer's almanac is over?!
>>730260401i don't think you understand what real power is, son
Why is the guy on the left made of shiny plastic?
>>730260492works on my twitch
>>730260579I protect mine with a 24/7 safety buttplug.
>>730260638He's Greece
>chad is playing with a handicap (usb keyboard)what the hell is going on
>>730260538I mean, not many. Feels like a less practical application of being a navigator. But hey, give me a job where I'm like "there's a 15% risk of the climate being weird in 30 years... maybe... sort of... where's my paycheck"
>>730260628the news was announced a few months ago so its time in the spotlight is over
so uh, who is winning?
>>730260685It's the only way to keep safe from the surprise buttsecks.
AAAAAAAAA SEX WITH BRICKELL AAAAAAAA SEXOOOO BRICKELL SEXXXXXX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Skeleton is mogging the other guy desu
>>730260637
Finally some trash talk>excuse the competitivenessCome on
I feel like you need to have contacts to become a climatologists, even with a degree you would need to know someone to get a job.
2 bugs HYPE
Typical bottom ragebaiting
list of bugs I'm most scared oftarantulacentipedehornet
>>730260692I think it's spelled greasy?
>>730260005I think I overprepared. That was so easy I never even used Crobat or Arbok.That's despite the Set Mode, Hard Mode, Level Cap and No Items Mode.It felt even easier than vanilla because Seaglass with the DexNav allows you to grab whatever fucking pokemon with good IVs or egg moves you want without needing to breed, allows you to switch natures and abilities etc.Kinda puts into perspective how hard stuff like Pisces/Clover actually are. Couldn't beat those two.
>>730260492Thought it was my net, shoutouts to the tech crew.
>>730260830SHAAAAAW
THIS GAME SUCKS
This entire thread is AIDS
>>730260749that's crazyend of an era, or like 4 eras or somethingwe're going into clownworld completely in the darkit's like the Time Machine or something, sewer mutants will be running the show soon
>Tech crew aware of youtube issues, no ETAAmateur hour as always.
>>730260830Thank you for the list of bugs you're most scared of
>>730255326humiliation ritual
What's the point of playing Animal Crossing if they're cheating?
Drewpag actually had the world record for this run a few times, interesting
>>730260919alternate reality>why are they running the game in real time?!?!
What's the point of playing Animal Crossing?
Honestly, this run is giving 2010s vibes, good shit
Don't bring up inflation in this crowd
Punchybros...
The guy on the right is gay
>PunchyWHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
>>730260805
>>730260830>bugs>tarantula
>>730255326Over 41% in Wraeclast. They don't fuck around there.
>>730260957>they're just playing the game WTF
>>730260875no youI'm looking forward to Contra and Truck Simulator
>>730260967Honestly, shut the fuck up, you retard, ngl.
>>730260919>What's the point of playing Animal Crossing if they're cheating?Girls and faggots love Animal CrossingGirls and faggots want to see it run at GDQSince there's no way to speedrun the game, they just fuck around to wedge Animal Crossing into the event
I can feel my testosterone lowering while watching this
>>730260958Interactive ant farm basically
>>730255326Only Trans supporters will survive
>>730260990bug is a colloquial term and includes insects AND arachnids
>>730260830one time i got bit by a centipede in the armpit climbing out of a trench (vietnamese giant centipede probs)i never saw it, but I assume it was a centipede because the wound swole up to baseball size, turned dark purple and all the veins in my arm were black and thromboned (thrombosis or whatever)it was crazy painful for like 15minsright after being bit i just went silent and started tearing my clothes off and rolling on the ground like an animalafter about 15mins it stopped hurting but the wound looked hideous for weeks
This is comfy.
>>730261080It also includes AIDS
>>730259978neither of them are good
left: takerright: giver
>>730261063i bet you are
>>730260919
Drews voice is nice, this is comf
>>730261115The smell of the game you say?
>>730261153bluekandy is the one who knocks
6 7 kek
>>730261153nah bluekandy is a taker, just look at his ogre of a husband
>this YouTube streamShoutouts tech team…
>Americans wake up>thread turns super gayevery time, lots of zesty black people here now
>Bluekandy is an LGBTQIA+ Twitch streamer who streams games such as Animal Crossing: New Horizons. His real name is Andy and identifies as a furry.
what are we all eatin'/snackin' while we're watching GDQ?
When do they start catching bugs it’s 43 mins in
Hey chat, it's ya boi comin' on you with another Animal Crossing City Folk run.
>>730261063gay nigga
GDQ tech crew at its finest again I see
>[disgusted] it looks brownMy streamer
>>730261307Right guy has been catching them for years
Who was wrong here?
>>730261302Grilled chicken
>>73026130210 Tyson nuggets I put in the air fryer with some spicy ketchup
I kind of enjoyed the Battlefront 2 run, mostly for "Trans Rights killed himself"
>>730261432Cis titties :)
>>730261418What do you mean?
>>730261432biomechanics and physics
>>730261302I just made some pizza rolls.
>>730261302lasagna i helped cookshit's fucking awesome
>>730261491got a webm?
>>730254641>>730254676Thank you, very cute.
>>730261302vanilla tootsie rolls
Why does the guy on the left look like mark zuckerberg?
>>730261302Minced meat with vegetables and rice
>>730261543niggas on here be sayin the stupidest shit
>>730261432The camera operator shouldn't have followed them out the door like that
Is Animal Crossing transcore?
Drew is chill
>>730261624Them? How many of him are there?
>>730261521Unfortunately not, but shouldn't be hard to find. Runner suicided a few times.
asiago cheese bagel?
>>730261637very
>no pronouns>no trans right spam>host is mostly quiet with comfy runner banterYeah I'm doing them an S
>>730261737You forgot>gaysZ
>>730261724Dude!
THE TABLE'S FLIPPED NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS BITCH
>>730261624it would've been goofkino to see him running off, but the blunder crack flash made it cringekino
>>730261769/v/ doesn't hate gays, sorry.
>>730261769Gays are ok if they're not making it their entire on stream identity
>>730261801>/v/ doesn't hate itselfnice joke
I'm surprised after the whole "Trans Rights Tuesday" that no one had the place swatted as a cabal of pedophiles meeting. You're losing your edge, /v/
>>730260875
>TFW only one coconut
Is this a speedrun?
>>730261801>/v/ doesn't hate itselfyou're a jokester
>>730261637Everything is transcore. If you like anything it’s transcoded. New Vegas, fighting games, animal crossing, hockey, halo, magic the gathering, dungeons and dragons, anime — if it’s nerdy it’s transcoded.
Someone bake someone bake!!!
>agrias butterflyI'm fast as fuck boy
>>730261841>people should be hate crimed for being annoyingKYS chud
>>730261841You should probably kys you fucking psycho piece of shit
>>730261920Yes, this is the point, you blue haired non-female
>>730261841what happened to swatting? it used to happen every other week now you never see it on the news
How RNG dependent is this run? It’s boring as hell. They need someone energetic on the couch.
>>730261992It turns out the police don't actually enjoy having to randomly attack civilians for no reason.
>>730261969There’s endless coomer threads to bitch about the fall of the west in, spazz
It's kind of a boring run but Animal crossing is just too comfy. Luckily neither of these guys' voices are too annoying.
Run is so shit this thread gun die and noone will notice
>love from japanbased chibi
>>730261995Open up a tab with subway surfers going if your adhd is acting up, zoomer
>>730261992Reporting on it was making it happen more so the news were forced to stop broadcasting about it
>>730262043and we get to watch a live skeleton play. that's not an every day event.
>>730261637not the gamecube one
Speed running is a dead hobby, take me back to 2010
Just fuck my town up.
>>730262098GC is, N64 isn't
In all seriousness, I've never noticed much City Folk is just Wild World but better running
SIX SEVEN MENTIONED
>>730262143what made the GC one transcore but not n64? isn't it the same?
>>730259524I would like to see that.>>730246137This doesn't look the slightest bit familiar, so I guess I only played the first FEAR. Is the second one worth a spin?>>730239171All of them plus the guy holding the camera.>>730239320Let me hit the/a coochie.>>730260856Mate, I have no idea who you're meaning to reply to.
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new thread doko
>>730262253the west
Just woke up! LET'S GO TRANS RIGHTS HYPEEEEEEEI actually was so sleepy last night, kind of hate I went to bed as early as I did.
>>730262278They can't handle a handsome white boy at those events
>>730262278We should implement this on all boards that aren't /pol/ to finally get rid of the stupid frogposters
>>730262170More like New Leaf, there's an entire city with a bunch more shit to do.
>>730262272Bro read the thread>>730257964
>>730255326another Tuesday in Saudi Arabia
>>730262278peepo did nothing wrong, he aint a chud
new thread when? we're about to get pruned
don't make a new thread, let it die
>>730262278Racist hate symbol, I'm sure you understand.
>>730262380we need to let go...
>>730262380>>730262391duality of man
>>730262412I can't let go...
>>730262278pepe has been reclaimed from normalfags and is based againPepe is back!
What a wholesome gay couple. The normalfag looking dude with this twink wimpy boyfriend who has no muscle mass. Kek
>"I don't find this incredibly boring thing entertaining">"u have adhd faget"I've been told this because I refused to watch a two hour long video essay about how a video game "broke" someone.Fuck you, raise your entertainment standards.
uhhh bakie
>>730262435>posts peepo
>>730262468a frog is a frog my dude
>>730262437Zucc and Hawking
Thread is dying no one will notice I'm trans
>>730262513frogist
>>730262528>>730262528>>730262528
>>730262449I recommend ritalin
>>730262449Lmao mad because you can't focus
>>730262449Well, can you watch a nature documentary without thinking it's boring or falling asleep?Or a historical documentary, or one about mythology?If you can, you alright. Probs no ADHD then.
damn this shit is boring as hell
>>730262449>how a video game "broke" someoneSerious epidemic. Video games have become too powerful.
>>730259679>that lookShe did it on purpose
>>730262537Everyone notices.
This motherfucker is sweating buckets by the minute.