Now: Sonic Rush Next: American Truck SimulatorLater: The Rundown (GDQ)Streams:https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwc [Embed]https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730267126
sonic sucks
sorry boys, she's an lesbian
Miggy
>>730271992Based
Migged
MIG! Also best Rush songhttps://youtu.be/MlCK5RWO54E
i migged
AIDS salamander
>>730272004bitch put on some makeup
>>730272004nobody terrifies me more
>>730271956I'm in.
>>730272002>tattoosevery time
>>730271992fpbp
>>730272002that can be fixed
Weekend Dad, Divorcee, Midlife Crisis and Young Girl Creeper Mr Game and Shout was attacked by a dog
MIIIIIIIG
Blaze is the "hard" mode in rush right?
>>730272004rubie is looking kinda hot this time bros are my standards declining?
2MIGG2STRONG
>>730272046Sounds like a Megaman X boss.
BACK 2 BACKhttps://youtu.be/0JY3W5J2UeI
Egg Salad Mander
Women are so fucking stupid
>>730272002Of course she is. I'm not even surprised.
>>730272093Alright how old is this cocksucker, tweeting like a teenager
is ESA still a thing? i remember it was kinda going through some organizational problems
>>730272002yeah thats so the nerds dont try and flirt with her dummy
YOU BETTER FUCKING DONATE YOU LITTLE SHITS
>>730272106I'd say Sonic is harder since Blaze has a hover move and the game is filled with bottomless pits so it's a life saver
Who has the biggest tranny gamer cock at gdq
you thought i wasn't gonna mig
>>730272004shes got that primary school art teacher vibe
>>730272172It is, twice a year, ESA Winter is next month
>>730272048She seems the type to despise make-up as it's giving a false standard of beauty. She is probably one of those women that opts for "natural beauty" and refuses to wear make-up out of a sense of pride.
brutal migging
>>730272120She could honestly be an easy 8/10 but she always decides to wear her hair in the most unflattering way possible + doesn't seem to know about makeup.
CONTRANS RIGHTS
>>730272040I snuck aboard
>>730272120>are my standards declining?They are just refining.
>>730272048she has makeup, you can see her eyeshadow and her brows are filled in
>>730272004seconding Rubi migg
>>730272220cool, maybe i'll unironically take a week off then. (mostly to play vidya myself but it's nice for background noise) i used to watch these events all the time when i was still a neet, i associate them with good times
holy crap lois, a sonic rush speedrunnyeheheheh
>>730272093Ah, so that's what happened. I was curious.>>730272163Well, he was married, got divorced, and has two kids if that tells you anything. He's a standard manchild that likes to act like a teenager, but is probably in his 40's.
>>730272207how many people get brutally chopped in half by that thing
>>730272106Blaze is easier Sonic. Her hover lets you adjust your jumps and she moves slightly slower giving you more time to react. Meanwhile Sonic's air dash has a tighter learning curve.
>>730271956Is it back to being watchable like over a decade ago? Or is it still a mess?
>>730272297MODS MODS MODS
kid autism and big guy on the coach, here we go
>>730272163He's a 37 year old who looks 17
>>730272207>rushes to get on the elevator>not labor>pressing a single fucking button is labor insteadJews are fucking stupid man.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no fucking way
Where do I cop this shirt?
>>730272343holy shit lol
Holy crap Lois!Remember the time I was on the GDQ couch
The Flat Cat That Ever Lived
>>730272370>>730272368i dress like this, why are you making fun of him?
>>730272368a man couldnt possibly be any more whipped
>>730272368Peter??
>>730272345is that what that is? an elevator for shabbat? I was just thinking it looked insanely unsafe
>>730272368flip and flop
>>730272368Sonic fanbase summed up perfectly
you came close Sonic
>>730272343>Went to party at ex's house >Tried to pet dog >Dog bites him>Has to go to hospital Kek. I'm surprised he's even still talking to his ex considering she divorced him.
Annoying voice exhibition
>44 seconds in>already choking
>>730272368holy crap I am freaking out
Blaze or Sonic /v/?
>>730272368the right guy is going to eat the left guy
>>730272402>Prey animal stuck between Kirbymastah and Kirbyconsumer
>>730272368>>730272402look at that rosy cheeked cherub
>>730272368Should I speedrun Family Guy for PS2?
I just want to listen to the music bros....
kino couch
kirbymastah is back god damn
HOLY CRAP LOIS
>>730272450it made my skin crawl instantly because I thought it was a troon voice.
>>730272120>are my standards declining?implying you had standards to begin with
>>730272412I'm not making fun of him. I genuinely like his shirt.
>>730272402
I love Blaze!
sex with blaze!
>BlazeNo wonder why some idiots here want to sex her
>That high pitched nasally voice>Dressed up like a faggot >Lanky Just transition.
oh hey I remember this guy
they keep saying this is all hard and pixel perfect but it just looks like normal sonic where you memorized the levels
Comfy run :)
He's not tweaking out this time
>>730272343What a faggot lmao
Game and Shout is 2 years older than me but looks old enough to be my dad. How did things get this bad?
How does one get such red cheeks? Why is the other guy constantly covering his balls?
>>730272576Don't say such stupid things
>>730272343what a colossal faggot good lord
>Blaze Literally who? I'm unc so any characters past my nigga knuckles is noncanon afaik
If Blaze was any cooler thaen she'd be called Frost
>>730272587The guy's wearing a dress shirt and tie, what the fuck is he supposed to wear?
>>730272297>>730272614What Sonic characters are this?
hard mig
>>730272434please post more blaze
>>730272368>Kino Casino at home:
>>730272004jerma and her would be a power couple
GIGA CHOKE
>>730272368>>730272402Guy on the left looks like he has to pee
>>73027236862kg vs 135kgEuropean walk enjoyer vs Least obese American
why is that rabbit at the bottom of the screen?
>>730272368>Hey Lois remember the time when I was at AGDQ
Cool "speedrun" unc
>>730272637he's divorced and has a kidthat'll add 20 years
>>730272664A jean and t-shirt? Something casual. They dressed up to be ironic and funny, and it ended up looking stupid.
>>730272420Yes, they are continuously operating elevators. There are several versions where some will just go up and down all day and open on every floor, and then shit like this.It's the dumbest shit alive.
If only they didn't fuck over Blaze forever by putting her in Sonic 06 and making her Silver's eternal tard wrangler.
>>730272648lots of sex with Blaze
>>730272718That's oomf
Blaze the Flat
do you think people who speedrun crap games like this feel like a fraud sometimes?
>>730272614MODS MODS MODS
>>730272718Cream the WHAT
>>730272795thank you, ai.
>>730272420Patanoster.Zero recorded deaths btw. Also I think there's no active ones, and if there is, it was probably reopened in the last 4 years in Germany or some shit.
>>730272795thanks for making ram and gpus more expensive
>>730272795Kek
>>730272616KEK
>>730272784the game is good you stupid faggot
I like these boys, Kirbymastah is a classic sperg unironically glad to see him still there still spergin
>>730272767She's taken, sorry anon
>>730272795@grok is this real?
>>730271956YOU DONT STOPYOU PROCEEDCAUSE THIS IS WHAT U NEED
>>730272795I don't really care for AI, but sometimes it can make funny stuff.
>>730272795based, fuck the ai haters
>>730272795Based poorfag gatekeeper
>>730272795Yes
>d3 is upbts is a special kind of retards
>>730272842>Because the accident risk is much greater than for conventional elevators, the construction of new paternosters is no longer allowed in many countries. In 2012, an 81-year-old man was killed when he fell into the shaft of a paternoster in the Dutch city of The Hague.[16]
Oh No!
>>730272882what do i need?
>>730272873Yuri is just cuckshit with extra steps
>>730272343no he definitely looks 40
>>730272861>sonic game post genesis>goodpick one
>>730272923Please do NOT post Cream the Rabbit because she makes me feel things
>>730272795KEK
>>730272795>>730272827>>730272851>>730272889>>730272890>>730272891>>730272896>people amused by AI slop
>>730272614>>730272297Wait, are clothed pictures not allowed now? I'm genuinely confused.
>>730272795I will pay $2000 for RAM for this.
How does AGDQ stay relevant keeping all these sex pests / known sexual assaulters around, yet banning someone for even mistakenly uttering the wrong pronoun of a dude with a beard who wants to be referred to as she/her?
WE ONLY NEED $7000
The Sad Truth Behind Mr Transgender and Cheat-on-my-Wife's Divorce is Revealed
>>730272959Offtopic random shit is not allowed. Post fucking sonic.
Why is there a rabbit on the bottom screen during bosses?
Not super hungry...guess I'll have more of that delicious chicken salad I ate last night.
wow that's a fucking gay feat
>>730272873>She's takenYeah, by me.
>>730272873Built for Sonic.
>>730272207>trip>die
Oh shit, totally forgot about GDQ this week Any interesting or fun runs so far? I won't even ask for troon count because it's given at this point
>>730272959Stop acting disingenuous
>>730272917Elderly are not people, they're leeches on our Rentensystem.
LETS HIT THE GOALS TO PLAY THE GAMEfor charity of course
>>730272795based
>>730272958Cope artnigger your hobby is dead
>>730272928>>730273023>>730273025Blaze is Amy's girlfriend
>>730273056Why are trans people like this?
>>730272795gem
i liked sonic rush adventure
>>730272994>Has a house >Hangs the LGBTQ+ flag outside >Admits to joining a polycule Holy shit lmao
>>730272795Maybe AI isn't so bad...
>>730273036
>>730272994ewstrong chance of this guy trooning out, trying to turn into his ex wife.
>They keep mentioning the OST>it's basically completely inaudible without blowing out your fucking ears because GDQ's audio balancing is so insanely fucking shitI actually forgot that any of these games have music. I haven't heard game audio in what feels like... the entire marathon.
>>730272959>why does off-topic garbage posted for attention gets deleted?
>>730272994>that flagjfc
>>730272952At least clean up the image :(
>>730273036how about you lurk moar, one of you faggots asks this every ten minutes
>>730272795*chuckles*I hate human artists
neck vitamins
>>730272986Where do you see any priests or republicans?
>>730273036>Any interesting or fun runs so far?No, it's been boring af
>>730272986Because they are on the right side of history. No one on the right side of history are bad people dumbass. Sex pests and sexual assaulters don't exist and they are fake news.
>>730273036Just to give you an idea how bad this event has been yesterday had like 2-3 DNF runs back to back
>>730272843thanks for sucking cocks and slurping cum and taking cocks up your ass while slurping cum
>lost world 3ds is an amazing game NO SHUT THE FUCK UPI'M SORRY BUT FUCK THEM THEY TRIGGERED MY SONIC AUTISM SONIC LOST WORLD 3DS IS FUCKING AWFUL, THE STAGES GO OVER 30 FUCKING MINUTES LONG, THEY NEVER ENDTHE SPECIAL STAGES ARE THE WORST IM THE FRANCHISETHE GAME IS FUCKING ASS, AND I FUCKING HATE THESE IDIOTS WHO GREW UP WITH IT AND CAN'T SEPERATE NOSTALGIA FROM QUALITYFUCK YOU
>>730273069Built for Sonic.
>>730272873Yeah, taken by human men
>>730272994someone in my street has this flag out front
>>730273080Some parts of it are pretty gay but otherwise it's still more rush so it's alright to me
Why is the middle guy's hands always on his crotch?
>>730273093the cosmo effect...
>>730272994what is the circle meant to mean?
>>730273189My dommy wife
>>730273157that green demon girl looks cute tho
>>730273178Someone in my street has a big flag of blaze the cat blowing a kiss
>>730273157true
Has tomba 2 ever been in GDQ since caveman?
>>730273218intersex
>>730273189he forgot to wear his cod piece and he doesn't want people to know he's packing nothing
>>730273069blaze craves the big werehog cock
>>730273189Body language tells us that means he's nervous/insecure. He also probably doesn't know what to do with his hands and it's making him look more awkward. He clearly isn't comfortable/calm.
>>730273204was he the first speedrunning troon
>>730273094Only time I've ever heard music at these marathons was when the rhythm game runners from Japan a couple years ago didn't actually not talk over the music to try to fill "dead air"It's a goddamn shame because Rush has some great music
>>730272986MoneyThat and ANY public criticism is not tolerated about the event. You'll be attacked instantly. Its the perfect safe haven.
>>730273176stop posting this dogshit run
>>730272368Holy Crap Lois! I'm on GDQ
>>730273189Otherwise he does this >>730272616
holy fuck Kirbymastah looks old as FUCK. I thought chinks didn't age????
>>730273157Why are you here, and not at GDQ if you have autism and speedrun?You could be naming your characters TRANS LEFTS right now, instead you're seething here on chudchan.
>>730273236dont fucking doxx me
>>730273226Her name is Zeena and yes her porn is amazing you don't have to hide your true intent
>>730272986it's a tranny event and all trannies are sex pests. why would they ban their own kind?
>>730273257actual hermaphrodites are a super minority yet they take up that much real estate on the flag?
>>730273324>>730273320>>730273319>>730273308HEY GUYS SORRY TO INTERRUPT THE THREAD BUT WE NEEEED TO MEET THIS INCENTIVE FOR THE SALAMANDER EGG WE ARE SO CLOSE GUYS AND THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME LEFT
>>730272994jesus, this is right out of that open relationship meme quote from arrested development. how are these people real?
>>730272795kino
>>730273094Yeah, they refuse to like let game music through. Even in games where the OST is iconic like JSR, they will keep the game audio super low and I'm like 90% sure GDQ staff seethe if there is any dead air so they HAVE to have someone talk over the game the entire time.I remember seeing an alan wake 2 run where they had an incentive to play the entire 10 min song segment. But then the runner would not shut the fuck up during the incentive the entire time and just said "oh well lol, if chat wants us to be quiet to listen to the music they will yell at us" knowing full well anyone who would say that would get banned immediately if chat wasn't a graveyard.
>>730273157>This was dimps' final sonic game
>>730273189he's feeling that cock shame
Argick "How can I make this about me" Wacky voice
>>730272958prove it's ai
>>730272958shut up fartist
Guesses on what this guy had for breakfast and what he's going to have for lunch?
take a shot every time you hear "random"
>>730273157How is Sonic Colors DS?
do not cream the rabbit
>>730273336I guess it's because their thing is a genetic fault rather than mental illness so they are higher on the oppressed totem
>>730273189feels good to be rubbing your teeny weenie in public
>>730273394the runnerthe runner
>dumb bitch announcer interrupts runner and couch during their own skit for a 3ds selfie with yet another trans rights dono>keeps talking over them as they're trying to talk about something with more begging for donationsEvery time
>>730273394two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
>>730273443Everyone at the event comes off bisexual/gay so you're probably not wrong.
>>730273394someone post the brit boy slamming down his mum's leftover full english
>>730273360>reading a donation 11 minutes into a run about a donation incentive that's already passedI don't get it, they had plenty of dead air between set up, why didn't they read it then?
>>730272587It used to be worse. Before trannies were on here wearing masks all the time he would wear le ironic sunglasses indoors, but I guess after the fifteenth fucking time he finally grew up. The shirt is horrible but at least it's him.
>(rightfully) hype up the music>enter two nasal fags who never ever shut the fuck upI hope Peter eats them
this ship slaps
>>730273437ah yesthe progressive stack
AIIIEEE MY SONIC AUTISMDIMPS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH SHADOW THAT WAS SONIC TEAM YES I KNOW IT'S A JOKE BUT STILL
>>730273431Better than Sonic Colors Wii.>but it's all 2DNo shit, but at least it doesn't pretend to be 3D like Wii does.
>>730273510Blaze is a lesbian
>>730273394a fairly small amount of mcdonals
>>730273447Kek. Brother you should know by now the runs do not matter. These dono readers just want to squeeze as much money as possible out of people so they get a bigger paycheck at the end of the week
>>730273431It's alright, probably the weakest of the trilogy but not bad at all.
It's pronounced "tay doos".
>>730272795its really that easy, lazy fucking jeets
>>730273431It's the best version of Colors. Gameplay wise it is basically Rush 3. It also has some nice cutscenes with characters other than Sonic and Tails hanging around the park.
Wait, do retards actually pronounce it "Tee-dus"?
>>730273540then how do you explain this?
>>730273540They make a medicine for that now, it's called tricoxagain.
>>730273531>Muh I hate Wii because it's not shitty full hallways 3D like Unleashed Please leave loser
>>730273540Sonic fucked her straight.
>>730273618'fraid so.
>>730273530Not even a bad game either
>Bran is starting to tweak >I'm a cat dad! >Kirbmastah might be my cat's biggest fan
>>730273189he's touching his peepee and shaking his legs to rub it so it feels good
>>730273510UWU SO EXCITING, POST MORE!
I miss the guy who made the graphs ranking runs. Any run recommendations? Good commentary, cringe kino, actual impressive displays of skill?
>>730272795I made this with my own blood sweat and tears
>>730272368>Of Mice and Man
dude this commentary is insufferablenot in the usual trans rights way, but the typical sperg nerd way
This is the last Sonic game of GDQ so this is the last time to post Lanolin, the best Sonic girl
>>730273621I know nothing about cats, so what does kneading symbolize? Is it a sex thing?
>>730273702saved
>>730273405and a shot they are being "le quirky random"
>>730272616You fucking jinxed it, anon.
>those legs shakingGET THAT MIDDLE GUY TO THE BATHROOM NOW
>>730273719It's fucking non-stopNo time to breathe, no actually interesting or good informationJust... noise
>>730273618TIE-DUSMAY-KOHAERISZIH-DANEANY QUESTIONS? FUCK OFF.
>>730273636Unleashed Day Levels mog the entirety of Colors and if you can't accept that, it's your problem.>but muh WerehogI'd rather play shitty God of War than go through the shitty 2D Wisp stages.
>>730273557Movieslob size?
>>730273618>>730273652Had a fat dumb yaoi loving lesbian bitch at my high school who got mad when I called her out on it. She genuinely said it was pronounced "TEE-DUS" and I told her each time she was wrong. It was funny to see her get so flustered over it. I'm shocked I remember that even though it's been like 16 years.
>>730273757>>730273751Fuck, I do that sometimes.Not in public though, tbf
YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF
ESA has the better big units.
>>730273737that is no zaku son, no zaku
>>730273780They really don't
>>730272695WOOOAH BUDDY!SPEEDRUN ALERT!SPEEDRUN ALERT!
>>730273801Did you fuck?
Tangle
>>730273824Peter on the couch is big but I'm pretty sure I've seen several people in the crowd who were bigger than him
>is playing a Sonic game>is playing as Blaze>Dude keeps saying Kirby
>>730273394clearly a full english
>>730273702
>>730273683get in the chair
>Blaze does a fucking hand-stand while grindingDamn she might be cooler than Snoic
Based SA1 enjoyer
>>730273824Would cause an earthquake if he jumps once
>>730273772based
>>730273702Looks nice, anon.You should use AI to upscale it, though, it's a bit small.
>>730273885Well, I had no standards in high school so I would have...but she was a lesbian. I was friends with her though. She wasn't awful looking, would have been hotter if she had lost weight. A lot of the girls I knew in high school were lesbians, but that's what happens when you hang out with the anime/band geek/nerd cliches. They're all into yaoi but hate men and physically are only interested in women.
>>730273920This looks delicious but how do Brits not die at age 40 of heart disease if this is what they eat every morning?
>>730273772>it's "yoo-fee" not "yuff-ee">it's "tee-fah" not "tiffa" like in "tiffany"
Is the guy with the necktie okay? He's shaking a lot.
>>730273702soul
chibi on the right
>>730273916>Pany shot You know at least one tranny got offended by that probably.
>>730272002>she's
>>730273394a steak, a dozen egg omelette full of ham, cheese, peppers, onions, fruity pebbles and reese puffs, 2 glasses of orange juice, 1 gallon of chocolate milk, a 2 liter of mountain dew, coffee with extra creamer and sugar, some roast beef, a chicken, some pizza, bacon, sausages, pancakes and waffles with extra syrup, toast, french toast, muffins, donuts, a bacon and cream cheese bagel, a smoothie, breakfast burritos, frittatas, hash browns, cinnamon rolls, poptarts, toaster strudels, and some of the mcdonalds breafast items
>>730273997he really has to pee
>>730272368Based apple and orange shaped duo
>>730273987norfmen are built different
>>730273394Lois this is worse than that time I sat at the couch at AGDQ>cut to caveman playing tomba>Peter: Hey what are we playing? Wow his couch is comfy! You can really tell they spent a lot on this couch! Oh wow was that a glitch! Wow that was cool! Why does Tomba have pink hair like a girl? Is he a girl like Elliot Piage is a girl or... what's going on?>Caveman: I really wish you'd stop talking.>Peter: well fine! You can just go play your dumb girl boy game that's confusing everyone on if they should be turned on or not!>.....>Jerk.
Cream the WHAT
>>730273702Based. AI cucks can't even fathom doing something with their own hands
>>730273997Hes shitting himselfHe needs to go to the bathroom NOW
>>730274059Can't you even tell anymore, Anon?
>>730274013The SMELL.
>American Truck Sim run coming up has the black "kill bad guys" dyke, hairy armpits and the cowboywhat the fuck is this lineup
>>730273702thankyou for protecting the ram and gpu prices
>>730272343>Paper plates in his own houseManchild moment
shut the fuck up about egg salamander
>>730274091what happens next? Don't keep us in suspense
>>730273801I remember a girl who got mad when people mispronounced Naruto stuff back in middle school She got bullied for it. I hate that but I didn't do anything back then so I can't say anything I guess
>>730273997Every single year there is one couch person that starts uncontrollably shaking
this is the first sonic game that ive seen which looked fun. are the other handheld games as good?
>>730274175This might be someone's fetish
>>730272958>Bitching about AI coming from a Spongefaggtfo faggot
>>730274095HE’S SHAKING!HE’S SHITTING!HE’S BATHROOMLESS!
Chibi sounds kinda drunk
>>730274190Can I interest you in other C-games like Onirism, A Hat in Time or Little Witch Nobeta? All good games!
>>730274138This events entire schedule is filled with awful runs.
>>730274091>>730274210wtf sonic is actually kino? I need to read the comics
>>730274095not yet
>>730274190the sonic battle game was kinda soulful but a bit repetitive
>>730274190Sounds like you're a fan of the 2D Boost styleIn which case, Sonic Rush (this one), Rush Adventure (DS) and Colors (DS) might up your allyAlso might be worth checking out Sonic Advance 1 and 2 on GBA. Both good games. Advance 3 is mixed.
>>730272345They supposedly can stop the moment they detect someone is caught in them, but I wouldn't trust it
>this is one of the best songs in the game>Talks over itKek
>>730272004The type to put a knife in your chest while you're sleeping. Hot.
>>730274138>hairy armpits and the cowboyI am ok with this.
No one can hear the music you morons
>>730274175that's not cream
>want to shoutout the game's soundtrackwish i could hear it
>>730274257The comics go wildTheres a fat chincilla cyborg anthro who actively lusts for eggmans egg cock in them
>This song rules>talks all over it
Wish I could hear the music
>>730272228>woman wears too much makeup>incels seethe>woman wears no makeup>incels seetheno pleasing your kind is there?
>>730274346You really can't argue that GDQ is just failed theater kids who never grew up.
>>730274346I look and act like this
Okay so maybe shut up so I can listen
>>730272795people in the background don't look like family guy character please sir make second pass??
>>730274257Non edited panel btw
>>730274280To the bathroom! Now!
COME ON LETS SEE THOSE EGG SALAMANDERS
>>730274407Yeah, I think you might want that website over there. *points to Bluesky and Tumblr*
>>730274407Skillful makeup looks like what men (incorrectly) think is a natural look.
>>730274461NOT YET
Holy CHOKE
What a bunch of fucking nerds
I can't believe Kirbymastah is still doing this shit. He must be the only one left from old GDQ days that isn't still around purely for the money from streaming
what happened to sonicmastah?
>diedIT'S OVER
>>730274257Indeed
>>730272207What happens when you get to the top?
>>730274308Speaking of the Advance games They might have my favorite art style in any sonic gameTheir sprites still look the most appealing to me
>>730274447cute boy
life as a sonic speedrunning autist must be amazing.
>>730274510You’re shitting yourself!
trams rights
>>730274553You're on 4chan
anyone have the latest chart?
>>730274138yeeeehaaaw! Buffalo boone's up next!
>>730274473nah i'm good here. been here long before you. plus: bullying incels is always morally correct.
>>730274592Life when you lack self-awareness and live in a bubble is amazing, which is 95% of people at this event. They live in their own world and ignore everything around them, even if it goes against social cues and mannerisms.
>home brew sonic dndwish I could spectate one game sesh of this
>>730274554Whatever happened to the dwarf guy?
>>730274645Fuck off, retard
>>730274409I'll take the cowboy dude having fun with whatever is being ran over the stupid fucking skits any day.
>>730274645>Been here long before youI highly doubt that, but congrats either way.
>>730274582God, I miss the old sprite comics like you wouldn't fucking believe.
>>730274645Based
>>730274658Immaculate
>>730272994why do people do this, share every minute detail of their lives like thatalso tf is a polycule, I don't want to look it up
>>730274658Petah!
>>730274658why is his shirt green
TRANS RIGHTS
>Murder of Sonic The Hedgehog MentionedSEX WITH CONDUCTOR'S WIFE
>>730274658lmao
>>730274565
>they were like 10 seconds late pushing the trans rights buttongdq tech getting banned
>>730274645no you haven't
TRANS RIGHTSSSSSS AND MAKE SURE YOU DONATE! WE NEED MONEY! TRANS RIGHTS!!!!
>>730274746god fucking DAMN
>>730273394but I had breakfast this morning
>>730274582Agreed, they were really good
>>730274668I cast dominate person on Rouge
>>730274407>Women presents herself as a overly dolled up, gaudy bitch.>men hate it.>Woman makes zero attempt to groom herself.>men hate it.Gee it's almost like you can not wear make up and still not be a slob, you know like men do.
I like boost in the Rush games but I wish they never put it in the 3D games.
>>730274695I wouldn't mind the skits if it was just maybe a single 10 minute bit at some point but it's like every single day of the event and the shit drags on for like a half an hour to a full hour
they keep saying trans rights, but what rights are trannies even lacking? i don't get it, it's been 3 days and nobody could answer me.
>>730274746True
>>730274821>men hate extremesbastards
You can tell the upper staff have their "aggressive hosts" and this bitch is one of them. She's constantly hammering for donations.
>>730274841also they aren't fucking funnythey have no sense of timing or how long to lean into a bit
>>730274739So Seth Macfarlane can't sue me
EGG SALAMANDER GUYS, HURRY UP IT'S EGG SALAMANDER
>>730274853Ive been wondering this shit for years and still ain't nobody answering
>>730274564did he died?
>>730274807No one can ever say Sonic doesn't have the best girls
>>730274853you're begging the question beg boy
>>730274853no one knows or has answered and it's been asked in every thread
>>730274821Women dress up for other women, not men. Men don't give a fuck.
>>730274853>>730274920>>730274954Did you try actually asking the trans community about it?
EGG SALAMANDER DONATE FOR EGG SALAMANDER
>>730274927Yes sadly
>>730274892Like one anon wrote, the gdq hosts are extremely starved for attentionit’s beyond ridiculous
>>730274658Human artists are obsolete
STOP INTERRUPTING YOU DRUNK FLOOZY
>all of this annoying shilling>not even going to hit the incentivethanks for ruining the run, bitch
>>730274929What the hell, she's huge.
Just wanted to hear Vela Nova Fuck you
looking at gdq, trannies have overwhelmingly more rights than men, no?
>>730275063>not even going to hit the incentiveTHANK YOU ANONYMOUS FOR THE HUGE $4,000 DONATION TO HIT THE INCENTIVE
>>730275008Yeah, I got called a nazi for asking
>>730275008i thought lots of you faggots are troons? so me asking here should actually be asking "the trans community"
HAVE A NICE FALL YOU STUPID BITCH
>>730275115if it was a bonus game, sure, but they miss random small incentives like this all the time
>not going to hit the incentivethank you for having some integrity, Sonic autists
My wife Lanolin.
>>730275102anon, you do release trannies are men?
Why is the game audio so fucking low
>>730275165HM...BETTER BRING OUT....THIS!!!
OVER
>>730275182So you can hear the hoyp
>>730275165I would donate against this incentive if I could after this announcer.
What is up with this host talking over EVERYTHING
>>730275165Hold on, anonymous hasn't donated yet...
Archie Sonic is superior
donate for the hecking wholesome egg sun you chuds
she's just speaking over him
>>730275176i'm not a furry but....
HOWDY!RATE THE RUN!
SAY IT WITH ME
YOU'RE TOO SLOW
>>730275247Preboot or post?
I don't get it, don't trannies understand they just make more people hate them by being so obnoxious and doing stuff like spamming TRANS RIGHTS every single second and making everything about them?
>already this desperate for donationsWow this isn't even the final day yet
>OVER
>>730273702nice
>>730275306D
OVERESTIMATE INSTANT Z RANK ALSO WHORE ANNOUNCER WON'T STOP TALKING
>>730275306Solid B
*chops off penis*Time
>>730275306C-
>>730275243because they haven't hit the incentive so its our punishment. Like DSP's "Just hit the goal if you hate hearing me beg guys!"
>>730275306B
>over estimate>failed incentiveBANNED
Didn't make the incentive. The host should've begged a lot more
>>730274739He is actually Retep and he is evil.
>>730275306C
>>730274929pokemon is better
AIIIIEEEEEE SAVE ME ANONYMOUS-SAMA
>>730275306DWay too much jibber jabber
>>730275306A (would've been S were it not for going over)
>>730275306A
>>730275306BWould have been a if not for the host.
>>730275302>I'm not a furryOh poor anon, that's how it always starts out when looking at Sonic girls...>>730275306B
>>730275153im trans but not a part of any trans community but i think its the right to beat women in sports and give hrt to children, both of which im against so idk
>>730275306B host was annoying
>>730275306B for Lanolin's Bazongas! Sonic would have been under estimate.
>>730275306B RANK
>>730275306C for sonic is crap
i honestly don't think estimates matter. i think they probably just wanted tighter estimates this year
>>730275306F
>>730275306E for Egg Salamander
>>730275260holy kek
>>730275306C fuck that host man and I wish i could hear the game better
>>730275306B for the run. This host gets an F. I would like to see host rankings added to the chart.
>>730275306S
>>730275306B for bitchin
>>730275306C. Not terrible presentation from the runner and couch, but the announcer is insufferable and he went over estimate.
>>730274138>what the fuck is this lineupWeimerica.
this dude sounds so faggy holy shit
>People giving an overestimate run B????????????
>>730275306C- for cream and too much YAPPING
>>730275306A for the incredible meme potential of the couch
>>7302753951) disgusting2) those are privileges, not rights
>>730275471everyone in this runso do u nigga lmao
>>730275306B pretty good
>>730275306C- Like it was ok but judging against runs from 2026
>>730275334>>730275325Lies.There are no overestimates at GDQ. All according to schedule.
>>730275321first bonus game this marathon they had to stall for like 15 minutes to make itfor the second bonus game, they only made it because they got a mysterious $12k donation as soon as the run before it endedso not looking good for bonus games this year, can't hit any of them naturally
finally american truck simulatorinb4 the side of the truck has a trans flag
>>730275421The runners give them an estimate based on submissions and practice runs.
get hydrated and TRANS RIGHTS yall
>another overestimate There's been a fuck ton of them this year huh>>730275448Shipping Blaze with an 8 year old doesn't get you banned on GDQ I'm noticing
>>730275306Cnot a bad run by any stretch but the host actively cutting into the commentary always fucking blows
>>730275013CWC should sue for this blatant plagiarism of Sonichu.
>>730275498It wasn't way overestimate. It went over when they started the final boss.
>>730275498The run itself was fun to watch and had good tech in it and I don't really think there were that many huge fuck up moments, I don't know but its not worth less than a C.
>>730275498>people thinking their made up rating-rules matter to anyone else but them????????????
>>730275306Dwould've rated higher if not for this fucking bitch announcer inserting herself constantly
>>730275545This will be kino if the runners and couch are good.And rally right after as well top comf
nice
i wanna see rally and armored core but im sleepy
>>730275545the runner drives by a trans pride parade but loses control of the controls due to a glitch
did they trim everyone's submitted estimates this year?aren't you supposed to take your average time and add a generous buffer to it?
You people better take your Sonic porn and walk right out of this bar.
>>730275471He's been around foreverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TbkToNfPJo
This host is so damn annoying. It sounds like she's shouting even though she's speaking at normal volume.
>>730275498Sonic characters are cute and we want to fuck them
>>730275498Its understandable why this run went over when you have someone shouting in your ear the whole time.
>>730275626Armorder Core's not for two hours dummy. Put your alarm on and take a 2 hour nap.
>texas came from behind to dab on californiabased
>>730275627No one cares man
>>730275612You're rating because charts.Chart says overestimate is bad enough to be explicitly marked.Adhere to 'ick 'ecker's standards or don't vote at all you fuck.
>>730275306B+
>>730272004I always do a double take as she reminds me of Nina from Devolver
YEEHAW TRANS RIGHTS Y'ALL
dude what if bing bing wahoo song but metal lmao
>>730275652You think I'd leave my sonic porn behind?
>DoniesHe has arrived.
>>730275627I care. Thank you.
suck cancer's cock!
Lmao who put grindcore on the playlist
I would not feel remorse physically abusing this host if I met them in real life
Who needs dumb old Texas?
>>730275683>N-N-No one cares! >I better reply to him and let him know how much I hate it- I-I mean how no one cares!Every time
>>730275646supposedly your estimate plays a strong role in whether they accept your run, so people are incentivized to just add 30 seconds to their PB and call that the estimate
>>730275692I rated it an A. Buzz off.
>>730275627I care, I love line "edits" like these
> TexasSurely some tranny is having a panic attack somewhere behind the camera.
>>730275646Considering they have to put a bunch of dead air between runs regardless of how close the runs are to estimate: it doesn't matter for us.
>>730275750
>>730275692im rating for fun, couldnt give less of a shit about charts or your made up rating rules. ill keep rating however i want, and you can stay mad.
Welp that's all I care about until F Zero. See you bros laterAmy Rose>Cream>Lanolin>the rest of the Sonic girls are sexy but idc
>>730275724YEEEHAW!
>>730275498I wanna have sex with Blaze, sorry.
>>730274013Good god what is that creature on the left
>>730275692If an overestimate already gets a special mark on the chart, then why does it matter if it's a Z or a B? If you're a faggot (you are) then clearly you're never gonna care for overestimates at all anyway, so leave the rating for people who actually know how to judge things.
>Room filling up to watch AMERICAN TRUCK SIMULATOR!Kek, well that and it's like 2PM with nothing else going on.
>>730275753I'm not sorry that I upset you
THAT'S LITERALLY THE JOKE YOU DUMB BITCH
>>730275306C for bootleg casino.Not B as overestimate.
We didn't hit the INCENTIVE??
At this point, I'm just having fun keeping track of how exhausted the crowd gets from all the forced cheering and how desperate these hosts get from never hitting a goal organically.
>>730275809guess you've never heard of Austin, TX
>>730275724Wild Guns was such a fucking fun run.
>>730275858Thank christ
>>730275850>Fuck he caught on how much I was seething at his pics! U-Uh....I know!>"You seem upset h-heh!"Every time
>>730275306D Overestimate and way too much annoying yapping
>>730275848they just wanna see the drunk donie guy
>>730271956Why do they act like this is an event for small children when everyone here is a bunch of middle aged uncs and women past menopause
730275897Platinum mad
maybe they should make incentives more realistic?
They let you chat? I thought they removed chat ages ago. Seems like risky business
>>730275498>but the run was 3.4 over estimate how could anyone enjoy it?!?!?
CUT THE MIC
Oh FUCK yeah brother
>>730275928I have to eat and drink out of a straw so the E word triggers me you ablest scum
welp this is going to be shit
>>730275928chat, be sure to inhale and exhale periodically
>>730275734i didnt expect for that one crossover with the goat and beavis and butthead to be that interesting
Everyone in that room would unironically break down in tears if they had to switch from their current job to driving trucks.
>Black lesbian chick >Ugly fat girl >Fae pronouns on another lesbian chick >Generic normalfag obese cowboy country dudeKek, what an awful fucking couch.
>>730275858I think this is the third incentive that wasn't met this GDQ.
>DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS
exactly who i expect to play truck simulator
>>730275848It's the first run I've tuned in to watch since I turned it off after 40 minutes on sunday
>>730275972>she was just days away from being 16 officer!
lmao these runners, F in the chat for those anons looking forward to this
D for Doughnies
>black truck driver
>>730275930they are manchildren
>>730276010And what do YOU do for a living anon?
Why are they appropriating my Texas culture?
>>730275930You know why
They're gonna do these shit accents the whole run, aren't they?
>anarchy trainwreck incoming
>>730274732A polycule is a group of people in romantic relationships with each other. Basically, polyamorous people dating other polyamorous people.
>frewtf is this
>two they/thems doing shitty hick accents for half an hourtime to make some food
are those woman??they're too blobby i can't tell anymore
>they/fre/she?
what the fuck
Average lesbian couple.
>>730275928appalachian/southern accent chibi
>>730276064Of course
>>730276010what a weird thing to say
"fre"?
>>730275858How is that possible? This GDQ has raised more money than ever before
Is that Ethan Ralph?
>>730275448>female friendship>OMG THEY WANT TO FUCK!!!Insane, these people are fucking insane.
>>730276036And after seeing the runners, I'll see you guys later.
Is that a trans ?
>They/Fre/SheHow the fuck does that even work?
I can't watch this run, bros. I don't have it in me.Forgive me for my weakness.
texas chuds getting made fun of hahahaha
>>730276010It's a garbage job for subhumans.
>anarchy NOPE, TAB CLOSED
>>730276075I can't read the font too well, but I thought it said "fae". What a faegit.
>Buffalo Boone has no pronouns
ZZZ
kino
>>730275928Reply “fuck off” to him for me thank you
>>730276121The ralpha male on the couch?
so she lost already
>>730276010yeah probably because they'd be making less money
Let's laugh at that one anon who was excited for the run!
>turned over whelp this race is over
>race decided alreadygrim
>freJust making shit up now huh
>>730276010>current jobBold assumption
>>730276010Everyone in that room would unironically break down in tears if they had to switch from their current job to being a plumber who has to save a princess from a giant turtle
its the cowboy guy
>women drivers
>>730276131Don't question it. Just think up pronouns and get excited for new pronouns
>they/fae/shewat
Oh boy, this has some real potential to be the worst run ever,
>>730276170that's a man
This is fun chuds.
>one actually funny person on commentary>everybody else talks over himepic
>not even a minute in>already a complete crash
i thought they were supposed to be good at the game
>>730276152dispatch diva stole his
A black woman and andy milonakis truck driver
>woman>driving
I like how they include "she" and "they" in with "fre" meaning absolutely no one in the history of the world is ever going to say "fre" no matter what and it serves no purpose.
Why is this annoying fat bitch Anarchy allowed to run so fucking often? Is she part of the crew?
this is unwatchableand not a speedrun at all
what an excellent speedrun here at Mediocre LetsPlays Done Poorly
>>730276010You think anyone in that room has a job?
>>730275928don't forget to breathe
Speedrun?
>>730276230She's exactly as good at this as she was at wolfenstein
BLACK EXCELLENCE
>was just keeping gdq on as audio in the background Welp I had to put a fucking stop to thatBring the animal crossing run back
>>730276178
>>730276267She's their only minority female
>>730276237doxxed to 42k viewers RIP
Is the black driver intoxicated
i put bologna in my left pocket
So this is just 30 minutes of a watching paint dry simulator gag game while two people do a comedy routine of redneck roleplay.
a black lesbian woman is speedrunning, sit down and learn, chud
My waifu sapphireinpink is a total qt and has a very fun personality. No armpit hair though. Maybe if someone donated for her to show it?
>>730276152fucking chud
>alright... alright... alright...bitch you don't need to talk over every body if you have nothing to see
>>730276267yes
>>730276262She has alexandria syndrome you wouldn't understand bigot
>>730276310was the animal crossing run worth watching?
>Cringe kino>/v/ hates it
>race>filled with gays/troons>trying to be funny the whole timeI don't need to see any more this is a ZZZ rating
Is the black person a FtM? I'm starting to think so, or it's a dyke since they're using she/her pronouns.
So how over-estimate is this shit going?I say 45 minutes before it's mercy killed
they are genuinely bad at the game holy fuck
this is too american aka 60 iq for me, i'm out. peace
>>730276010Ok and? Why would you have a plebshit loser job like that? Your parents didn't love you?
This is cultural appropriation.
Isn't this kind of offensive to Texans? Like what if some white guy came on talking like a black dude saying nigga over and over?
Indian truck driving simulator
Buffalo Boone sounds FELTED
>starting the race when it's darker than being inside wesley snipesI guess the crashes are part of the fun?
>>730276312holy jumpscare
>>730276480>>730276480>>730276480
>>730276451Yup.
She's LITERALLY a fairy, guys
>40 minutes of unfunny yellingYeah fuck this I'm out
>>730276442>Like what if some white guy came on talking like a black dude saying nigga over and over?I would laugh my ass off
>>730276378ESA did ETS2 and that was fun fucking about. This is just loud = funny.
Fuck this I’m outRate this one a ZZZ for me
>>730276442don't be silly anon you can't be racist to white people
>>730276378This is just cringe.
>>730276378Intentional cringe is gay.
these pronouns look like fucking parody at this point
>>730276442Who the fuck cares about whites?
I think I would be better at speedrunning this game and I am an appalling driver in video games on anything but motorcycles.
I don't want to see a single rating above Z for this
This is garbage and isn't even funny. This is a ZZZ.
ya'll just jealous ya'll never this funny
>>730276451you don't kill people in this game tho
>>730276436Anon, the working men of /v/ pride themselves on their minwage 50 hours a week jobs. They think it's masculine and trad.
>Cultural appropriation is bad>Unless it's not a minority then we can larp as whatever we wantThis shit is cringe. Watching women LARP as truckers and doing a lets play, it's not even a speedrun. This shit is stupid."OMG BLUE COLLAR WORK IS SO FUN GUYS, LETS PRETEND TO BE BLUE COLLAR WORKERS, WE ARE SO COOL AND QUIRKY"
How do they get that energy for these kind of boring ass run? In ESA, it was the French baguette folks that made the truck simulator fun
>>730276442they subscribe to the doctrine that humor is only about punching upmeaning they (possibly only subconsciously) admit that texans are superior to them
>>730276239https://steamcommunity.com/id/anarchyasfshe's online
>>730276442Texans love it.
Their driving styles are quite different.
>>730276442You're only allowed to make fun of funny white people accents. See: British, Italian, French, Russian, etc.
This run is beyond kino. Literally me and my friends playing games.
>>730276349GAMERS!!!!Shut the fuck up. I hate that term regarding to a group of people. You're watching someone play a video game, you aren't a gamer.No one calls me an actor for binge watching netflix.
>freIs being French really a pronoun now?
>>730276609This is true about a lot of cultures honestly.My Jamaican parents got a kick out of Grim from Billy and Mandy when I was a kid.
>>730276791its fae anon not that it makes any more sense
>>730276791Hon hon
>nig driving better than the woman
This run sucks.
>>730276873
LIFE IS A HIGHWAYYYYYY
>>730275876This is the entire state they're driving through. It's not Austin, Texas driving simulator, faggot.
>>730276703DAAAAAMN you and your friends are annoying as FUCK
>>730276267their black & fast event needs staff right?
Stuck again??!!? Have either of them even played this game before or did they just want an excuse to do the hick accents?
