I think spending 3 hours everyday on vidya is too much for a 37 yo with 2 kids.
>>>/vg/
what if i don't have kids? someones gotta show these kids how to play counter strike
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE LONG PARENTS WITH HEAD-ON SPARKS AAAAAAAAGH
>>730303526What would possess someone to have kids?
>>730303526Kids? In this economy?
>>7303035263h is the max, 2h is ok, 1h is nothing
>>730303798Making a Pace Chaser? Here, you'll need these.
>>730303850>>730303889
>>730298078Thread archived before I could post this
>>730304052Very cute
>>730304052Why can artists draw anime hair but can't draw fings fingy?
>>730304052Would train
>>730303850>>730303889>wanted to grow up and raise my own family>grow up and race horsegirls instead
>>730304052Excellent
>>730303526Wife is in-game.
https://x.com/FayeMata/status/2008928038923448824?s=20Yikes!
>>730304206I won't lie, horsegirls make me wish I had a family. In another world though, not reality. Reality sucks.
>>730304005I wasn't loved by my parents, they were both alcoholics. Im ending my bloodline with pride.
>>730304116Suzuka's tights are more purple than black
>>730304052Sorry but what is that line coming out of her crotch supposed to be?
>>730304518EN VAs need to stay in their lane
>>730304545They give me the same feeling. Probably has something to do with why I can't bring myself to coom to any of them.
>>730304518If this game had an English dub I probably would've never played it
>>730304603She's naked and covering up her puss with one arm clearly
I am not desirable to women therefore I will die unloved, forgotten and bitter. It is life.
>>730304691I once heard the english version of Umapyoi when Shadowverse WB had a Uma mini-collab.It didn't sound right at all. Some things just aren't meant to be in English.
>>730303526I am 29 with no kids
>>730305292they kept all the original VA for the english version of umapyoi. Probably should've gotten actual singers but then people would've complained about the voices still not sounding right
>>730304005You dare use my own image against me?
>>730305292i was just surprised how well el could say english words
I played vidya with actual 50+ years oldsit's totally doable
>>730304724I still don't see it, I don't get the horizontal line there
>>730305530I'm 32, gotten to 2nd base plenty of times and I'm still a virgin.
>>730305781It's her default pose
>>730305871>>730304052Fuck NOW I see it ok, that's not a leg that's her arm KEK. Very cute, anon
I’m too stupid for C. Oguri. I’m getting intimidated by skill choices.
>>730305839I'm 33 and I have literally never even tried. Learning about fictional girls is more fun than what I assume real girls are like.
>>730305669She's still a blue-eyed white girl from Kentucky larping as a Latinx after all
Taiki really is the cutest.
HOLY
>>730305292Sounded fine to me since they literally used the JP seiyuus. In fact I prefer it since I can actually somewhat singalong to it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxxgEHEmg
>>730306491ID now
>>730306491fuck you BITCH
>>730306407I'm so mad that I don't have her or Opera or Suzuka, I feel so joyless and third-rate
>tfw visibly improving my drawfagging skills after every practiceit's a fulfilling kind of feel
>>730306491
>>73030583934. nearly married.didnt work out. got wished a happy father's day at work once. that really stung
>>730306491Congrats on capped followers.
>>730306606blessed drawfag
>>730306630You've got your Umawife though now that's better than being married with a girl you love and kids, right?
>>730306491post the code already
>>730306407And that's why she's the face of /v/ma
>>730306541it's up, check club chat
>>730306736Oh come on
>>730306690>that's better than being married with a girl you love and kids, right?YUP YUP!
>>730306491Hey bud, you got an ID for me right?
>>730306812Sorry, this one's a /v/agabond exclusive dorks
>>730306690 i dont feel sexual attraction to any uma. i love them like the kids i don't have
>>730306491betting at least 5 more (You)s on this post
>>730306923>>730306736>>730306491I hate you
>>730306152777, corner recovery, straightaway recovery, hydrate, pick 3 or 4 if you don't feel lucky
>>730306541>>730306721>>730306846422199343841One of her parents was picked to make passing on head-on more likely, so more like a grandparent uma
So Pacers can't win Sagittarius at all right?
>King halo fags are all 30+ uncs insane
>>730306970Sounds like you need to get your head-on straight
>>730306540>Official english version of the song>Released to celebrate the global version of the game>Most of the singers aren't available in the global version and won't be for a long timeWhat did they mean by this
>>730307047Should have said straightaway.
>>730307035>those grandparentsyeah I'm not interested after all, thanks though
>>730307045Bro this entire thread is 30+ uncs, this is an oji san franchise. Which explains why these threads are so quality
>>730307045you mean based>+500 PR for Kang
>>730303526Oh yeah? How much time do you spend on your phone daily? Turn it off and pickup a controller instead faggot
Do you guys think Grass has a murrican kentucky accent when she she speaks english.
>>730307045we're all old as fuck here, Helios, why do you think the threads have kept up the quality for this long? anime and horses filters browns and zoomers
>>730307045I'm not a Kingufag, but I really like it when she does this face.
>>730307035You da man
>>730307045Uma is certified uncslopwe're all in our 30s here not just the Halofags
>>730307106>no taikiWANDAFURU TOREINA SANG
>>730307232You put those ears back on THIS instant!
I'm actually a zoomer
>>730307045I mean, the game is spreadsheet simulator
>>730307232Put her ears back bro she's naked
>>730307035I will be breeding this Seiun repeatedly.
>>730307296>>730307329You know what? Fuck you.
I'm a wizard
>>730307253Umamusume is an Unc game.
New meta dropped?she got btfo by 5 lengths my pace
>>730307368
a little piece of advice for aspiring drawfags: don't chicken scratch, have confidence in your pulse and draw with singular bold lines, I know it seems harder but believe me it's incredibly rewarding in the long run
>>73030704530+ unc here. I'm a heliosfag.
Sagittarius test97021624bring any.
Looks like my glowie thread is working just well. Keep posting your marital status. We need more lonely toreina to bump uma population.
>>730307319There are others like you, but don't forget you're among oji-sans
>>730307368>took the blue dye out of Helios' hair>Turbo is still the same???
i don't see oguri as a woman
>>730307390>Twisted Wonderland 4%>Love and Deepspace 2%I wonder if they’re gay.
>>730307368>Took away Digitan's bowThat's fucked up
>>730307383wow
>>730307447This is why I quit drawing years ago too, I can't draw a straight line because my hand has a constant light shakiness that never goes away.
>>730307390>play/used to play both Unc franchisesi am getting too old for this shit
>>730307174would be really cute if she did. imagine (you) commenting that she has an accent and her trying to hide it by speaking quietly
>>730307453She's like half your age...
>>730307368why do they look bald?
>>730307368>Vodka's weird glowing head talismans are gone100% improvement.
>>730304052Too busty to be suzuka.
>>730307531Think about it this waythe demographics are MOSTLY female, and a lot of lonely horny ones at that.If you were a man, you could join those spaces and talk to a lot of real women. Now that you mention it though I did have a friend that not only played it for shits and giggles but went to the official discord and it was mostly trannies and actual women, with some gay dudes I think, so you're not far off. Still it's like the most successful gacha game right now and it's kind of absurd. The whole period tracking stuff actually grossed me out when I read the dialogue lol, but women eat that shit up.
>>730307383
>>730307368I don't like this picture
You guys are unironically above 30?I thought this was a zoomer franchise
>>730304116>DO NOT THE HORSE>how the horse looks at me
>>730307368>Biwa is still cute as fuckblessed horse
>>730307748>25wtf they casualized wizardry!?
>>730307817Head still big though
>>730307368Fuji Kiseki still looks great, yup she's the best, I love her
>>730307795no, im ironically over 30layers anon
>>730307486GGLet's do it again.Sagittarius Test88268556bring any
>>730304558Weird, I don't remember making this post.
>>730303850Unironically low IQ
>>730307368Golshi is the biggest downgrade here
>>730307447>don't chicken scratchI am called out by this post, mood down.
Is it even possible for a non XOguri pace to win Sagittarius?
>>730307447>don't chicken scratchWhat the fuck is even that
>the real reason these threads are so averse to coomposting is because everyone's a bunch of old ass dudes with low-T and dulled sex drives
>>730308070How tf do you people know who is good on what tracks I just get 1200 speed and a S aptitude and pray
>>730307748Holy shit I'm a wizard nowTime to save for the hottest mare of Tracen
>>730308070Yes, other paces have had success so far.
>>730307368Golshi looksI don't know how to explainGod it's weird, please delet
>>730308126Taiki's unique is useless on the track and that's generally the gauge for if Pace is good or not in a CM. >>730308159Prove it. Show me the Uma.
WHATS THE NEXT CUP
>>730308114drawing a line with multiple strokes instead of a single onemakes your overall drawing look jumbled>>730307885>no u
>>730308116Not at all, I still coom like I'm 16 every day, I just can't do it with umas. They're too cute and pure.
>>730308070Yes
>>730308126If you look at the track and analyze a characters kit, you can kind of infer what skills thry meed to make them effective.
>>730290104I haven’t done this in ages and I can’t draw faces or hair well, but I tried.>>730307447>don't chicken scratchHahaha...
>>730307368Curren looks fine. I’ve always suspected her ears were fake, they look like a headband.
>>730307390I seriously hope those ojisans saying they want to hug Urara are just memeing. I'm not
>>730307447Noted. I will work on this.Have some Air Groove kisses.
>>730308219my danchou would never say th->he changed his umabetrayal
If I'm running a Pace in Sagittarius, should I give her Angling just in case, like with Libra?
https://x.com/umamuchan/status/2008895028463288602I can’t post images right now.
>>730307795I'm turning 21 this year, at least I get to celebrate it alongside 6 umas
>>730308190Sagittarius - 2500m Long (non-standard distance) = Arima KinenRight-handed, winter, sunny, firm conditions, Nakayama racecourse
>>730308190Sagittarius, 2500 meters, right handed, firm. The arima kinen
>>730308245wtf is this actually MY FUARKIN DANCHOU??
>>730307981Geez that Taishin is crazy. Even after 4 accels from my Golshi she can catchup, should be that high Guts. If I don't have the greens I might lose this race.Last test before I glue my Oguri81862339Bring any.
>>730308017So kys then, faggot
I don't want to spend time on making a decent ryan parent, I guess I will take it easy this cm.
>2400 meter track>optimal distance>2500 meter track>Uma’s legs explodeI will never get over this
>>730308207FUCK, I thought I was being artsy and smart by doing that, I can't unlearn it now shit>>730308245That looks great, all big 3 Danchodes have now shared their drawing skills
>>730308370
>>730308329Yeah, this webm anon posted the other day illustrates why. It can activate for a quite a long window allowing you to move up into first due to this tracks layout
>>730308245Very nice.
Running seiun front and goldship, maya end this cm. Is this a viable team for 1st B group or am I humiliating myself?
>>730308245Umazing
https://files.catbox.moe/93sg3g.mp4
>>730308429I can curl 18kg but not 20.
>>730308126>How tf do you people know who is good on what tracks I just get 1200 speed and a S aptitude and prayThere is a practice mode and you can borrow shared uma for generating real results
>>730308506What did Quattro do to deserve this?
>>730308329Yeah, it's pretty much mandatory. Pace can sometimes overtake witlet/unlucky fronts before the late game even starts
>>730308506>tazuna is a filthy AWP userHoly cringe
>>730308403>Retard misses the point
>>730308048I mean it's just a personal tip, draw however you feel comfortable with, I just think confident lines are easier to draw once you get used to them and helps for practicing different techniques, with chicken scratching you do it for everything.Doesn't mean you can't make it look good, >>730308245 looks great and can be even better after proper lineart work, then again it's hard to do lineart when you're used to chicken scratching, precisely why I recommend not getting used to it
>>730308458You need to be in first for it to activate in the first place, but I didn't realize it had such a long window where your Pace can get in front and still benefit from it.
I miss a day and suddenly there are more drawfags? /v/ma never ceases to umaze me
>>730307795I'm almost there.
>>730307795They emphasize the real history too much for it to not be a boomer franchise, let alone the fact that horse racing is like a top 3 in the "sports only old fags care about" category. You think it's the zoomers in the G1 race threads?
>>730308458So theoretically if I were making a pace and a front should I not put angling on my front because I want her to overtake?
>>730308337All thoroughbreds are born on January 1st.
>>730308316what would you do if your uma did this to you haha
The lifehack is to just make chicken scratches your whole thing
>>730308114
>>730308397I guess a regular Oguri can still win if built properly.GG anons. We're all gonna make it.
>>730308126it's not as complex as you think. The most crucial thing is having an accel that kicks off as soon as late-race starts. That's the long and short of it. Depending on how the track changes, late race changes in different spots. If late race starts halfway through the 4th corner (this was the last CM), Taiki's accel is good because it activates halfway through the second corner. EZ.Why is straightaway spurt good on long races? Because it activates on any straight during the late-race. Because the late-race starts on a straight rather than corner, and most long races do which is why straightaway spurt on end closers is consistently good in long races.
All the actual boomers learning about Uma after the American Oaks sponsorship has been funny.
>>730308569>Anti natalist nigger wish xhe was never born>Still wants to liveUh huh
>>730307795I'm 24, though I'm spiritually old. I've been browsing this site for more than a decade.
>>730307368It's amazing how some can pass as regular anime girls (Scarlet, Brian, Taiki, Pearl, for example) and some just look absolutely naked without their ears (fucking Gold Ship, what the fuck?).
>>730308116I'm 23 and don't feel like jerking off to the horses, I would marry McQueen if she was real.
>>730307795I'm around 25.
>>730308734Thank you for hosting.
https://files.catbox.moe/ig90j5.mp4
>>730308883they decrowned my overlordthis is bullshit
>>730308579See the layout here >>730308358all it requires is that you be in first on any corner in the late-race. Most of the time, since late-race starts on the final corner or near it, there's not as long of a window. But here, we have the entire 3rd and 4th corner which is like a huge portion of the race, so yeah it's a viable strategy to put no-stopping me and combo into angling and scheming for pace, alongside head-on of course. I'm definitely gonna be doing that. They need every advantage they can get. >>730308625I think so, that's how most people tend to design their "rabbit" fronts. You don't want your front to actually get too far ahead or else you wont be able to pass it. You want it to "die" so you can slingshot off it. You could also accomplish this by giving it less stamina, but take it with a grain of salt because this isn't a strategy I've practiced all that much, only watched others pull off to decent success.
>>730303526give those kids back to their parents
>>730308558betrayal
>>730308583It's just the danchous showing their art skills, at least the big 3 did
>>730308930What kinda monster would misha his trainee?
>>730308827>wish xhe was never bornWhere does it say that in the image?
>>730308937Pairing one of the more normal characters with someone who has a reality marble was a good choice.
>>730309012Everyone here is too young to get that reference
My invite will never be accepted....
>>730308734>We're all gonna make it.Not if my City keeps randomly dropping to position 9 in the mid race.But thanks for hosting!
>>730309070Where did you send the invite?
>>7303086252 fronts 1 pace. 1 front has angling and is your second ace, and the other can have whatever since they only serve as a ramp for your pace to get NSM off of. You don't necessarily need 2 fronts but it makes it easier to proc NSM just incase your pace overtakes earlier or just doesn't get it from the uma she's passing
>>730308937Which Uma would Carl train?
>>730308937Marvey as Carl's trainee would be kino.
>>730308964Char has never betrayed anyone in his entire life.
Is it possible to witmaxx this cup? Is 600 unrealistic for a non whale?
>>730309170I don't know who's that but lieutenant four vaginas definitely has
>>730309136Festa
>>730309134You better not be gaslighting again VILLAIN...
>>730309136Orfevre
How many stamina spark does cafe need as end?
>>730309134That still seems to me like angling would never proc on my pace though. I could be using that unique slot for shadow break and getting value every race. Wouldn't front pace end be more consistent?
>>730309134Witlet here why NSM aren’t manuever skills pointless?
>>730309045The fact that you're anti natalist
>>730309136Taiki Shuttle 100%she's blonde, she's all american, she loves grilling, and she's got that kind of 80s bimbo look to her that Carl would be all for
>>730308126>look at the maps>look at the skills>figure out if they're useful or not
Since 3 ends is bad, should I run pace or late as the third one?
>>730309136he'd train the BNW trio you cant escape them Carl
>>730308245if you're that good, you gotta start training lineart
>>730309471>Since 3 ends is badSays who?
>>730309453I’m American I don’t read maps
>>730309334Dude she already has 30% stamina growth rate.
>>730309359>aren’t manuever skills pointless?A lot of them got huge buffs, you been taking a break or something? No Stopping Me is one of the strongest accels in the game right now, check gametora lol
WHY IS THIS SO HIGH NOW, FUCK
/v/ma becoming /ic/, cool! i tried to draw but im just a failure of a human being in this kind of things
>>730309359The "maneuver" in NSM's case is:>Effect 1: Increase Acceleration (0.4)>Effect 2: Increase Lane Movement Speed (0.025)As long as the "maneuver" skill has the icon for acceleration, it's good.
>>730309661Yeah but won't she still need some standard sparks somewhere? Idk if just training power is enough.
She's up
>>730308993Who are the big 3?
>>730309662I play the game but I don’t really consult the out of game info much I usually just look up what green skills work on the track
>>730309664Retention range is going to be at 570,000 points by the end of the week btw.
>>730309664Heh nothin personnel
My womanlet is doing work in test rooms
>>730308773What uma would attract boomers the most?
>>730309807She looks kinda like Furioso, but is she?
>>730309261My rice has been getting first in public rooms but right now her pow and guts is too low to win a /v/ room >>730308734>>730309337NSM+(velocity skill)+head-on+(another velocity) is a lot compared to fronts just running angling. And ideally your pace would be activating NSM a second before fronts can activate their angling
>The Ningens that came in, they are eating the carats, they're are eating the parfaits.What did president taiki mean by this?
Man, S2 had me crying like a bitch the entire time.Good cinema.
>>730309864She's Bubble Gum Fellow
>>730309928Great stuff, I need to finish my rewatch of Season 1 already
Is this a good parent for Christmas Oguri?
@grok improve this art
>>730309864That’s Bubble Gum Fellow.
>>730309847What deck?
>>730309807I'm winning BIGLY this month
>>730309821Oh yeah the patch changed a lot of stuff. These threads are 24/7 testing and theorycrafting.
>>730310006>all the same 1* and 2* we have nowThey really need to add more.
>>730309847that midget has a lot of GUTS
I fucking HATE whoever is responsible for popularizing flesh fang for Daiwa Scarlet. Every SINGLE picture of her with this hideous thing would look 10 times better with a regular, white fang.
>>730310113Mambo and Twin Turbo are gonna be kino. It is kinda sad how the pool is so small though
>>730310006Cute Dictus
>>730310113You WILL enjoy Mambo and Turbo!And you WILL get nothing else!
>>730309982Looking good imo, tho id want more heal whites for discounts
>>730309971Nah just wait for the future game main story for season 1 content.
>>730310227>will get to finally make a Canopus themed team in the futureGonna be rad
>>730310113They only add them for the anniversaries for whatever reason. I wonder who they'll add after Royce and Royce
>>73030553024. Never had so much as a girl wanting to be with me. At this point I think it's worth pulling out from the game altogether. Any girl my age is probably working on an entirely different level of romantic and life experiences than I have to the point where they're basically just a different creature. I'm not even at the point of defeat anymore. I've passed it to the point of accepting that I'm just not a person.
>>730310295Who is the one with the purple ear cover again?
>>730309847You need that little stamina for sagittarius?
>>730303526I'm only 36 and I don't have kids.
Ok I crashed in the A finals again and I need help to not give up in this game for being such a loser, I have not made any parents due to burnout (I should've started during Scorpio but I'm a retard) and I don't have Ryan parents, my scheduling is terrible, Can I even try to win Sagi or should I focus on Capri? Help me think of a bomb team composition for this CM, I need all the help I can get (I know the choices are grim, I save a lot and I am extremely unlucky)
>>730308458>>730309134I refuse to believe Pace(non XOguri) is actually good and that this isn't just a fluke.
>>730310309Samsung Big
>>730310272Looking forward to it
>>730310192We like flesh fangs here.
You are not wrong, it is.Work and sleep are essential and take to much time already, and you need to help your family and spent time with them as well.Im sorry OP, but this is the time when you need to find games that you can get satisfied to play for about an hour, maybe 2 if you have to much free time and there is nothing urgent.That also means no games with dailies system in place, since dailies themselves already take a consistent block of your time unless they are piss easy enough to be fullfilled in less than a minute.
>>730309497Biwa is FrylockTaishin is ShakeTicketo is Meatwad
>>730310357You need parents
>>730310309Samson Biggu, maybe.
>>730310192She's a cow, you're not supposed to be focusing on her face anywhere you attention is supposed to be elsewhere.
>>730310347Royce and Roycenow THAT'S an uma you don't hear much about. They do get a support card in the future, but no trainee yet
>>730310426>Work is essentialNot for NEETgods
>>730310448I know, that's not what I'm asking
When will this come to global?
>>730310479>>730310309>Royce and RoyceThat’s a retarded name. That actually might be one of the worst horse names I’ve ever heard. At least Potoooooooo and Filho da Puta are funny.
>Try my hardest to post good things with Scarlet to hopefully repair her PR a little bit>Coomers come in and bommy knocker everythingIt's a hard knock life
>>730310357>in the A finals againYou're doing better than me ;_;
>>730310479Future anniversary 2* perhaps
>>730310445Biwa and Ticket fit perfectly. But Taishin is nowhere near the level of assholeness Shake is.
>>730310359If it's anything like the last long CM, pace will still mostly be outsped by end-closers. Their higher target speed combined with the absurd length of the late-race means they'll be running at high speeds for much longer, not to mention the reliable combo of spurt which always activates at the ideal time -> no stopping me, dober's unique, pumping iron, and can seal the deal with rudolf's. It's still going to be the dominant strategy, but paces can nab SOME wins, it will just require luck. A well built one should do pretty good honestly and is a nice way to balance out a team if you're already running one or two end closers. Pace chasers did much better in Libra than they did in Gemini due to the buffs to no stopping me and things like head-on, prepared to pass, and so on. They're not the best, but they're better than they used to be when the race was PURE golshislop. Let's not forget Lates are also probably gonna do decently well, but I still think Ends will be th dominant strategy. Who knows about fronts, ask those weirdos on Oy Neigh...
Can you hit two of the same distance sparks in one inspiration?
>>730310675No one really comes close except maybe movie Tachyon
>>730310704Yea
>>730310590A month after 2nd anni. I don't know when that's gonna be on global speed.
>>730310704Yes
>>730310648Her PR was torched beyond repair by AI slop already. Also it's kinda faggy to care about this
