Do you play video games with your kids?
>>730324993My parents did with me. I watched my dad play a lot of Civ3 and X-com.
My kids?
I have the sneaking suspicion the artist has a penis.
>>730324993As much as they complain, I hear women enjoy being pregnant and miss it when it's over.
>>730324993my kid lays on my shoulder while I play megabonk on the steam deck and goes to sleep mid-run
>>730325101they get a lot of attention during it and they love that, some women get addicted to it
>>730325101Maybe only the baby fever ones, giving birth is the complete opposite of a good time. Hell, women dying in childbirth used to be a somewhat common thing.
I used to play fun stuff on Roblox with them a lot, or get then into the Red Alert games on LAN. Now they just play boring slop like Forsaken on Roblox and I can't be bothered.
>>730325101Same as men in military.
>>730325170There's a woman with 7 kids on my street, one after the other. She's a slut and her pussy must be a bucket. But its hot that she wants a baby all the time and I want to be the next daddy.
>>730324993We don't have kids here. I used to play MOHAA and Quake 3 with mom.
>>730324993>bottle feedingISHYGDDT
>>730325204As the ancient military wisdom goes, a complaining soldier is a happy soldier, but a quiet soldier is a cause for concern.
Mine aren't old enough yet. If they take an interest in video games I'll play with them. >>730325101I don't know about missing being pregnant but I know when they're in school I'm going to miss having them around all the time.
the girl i am talking to said to me that she didn't want to be a mum until recently when she realized she was born to be one. they were just the right words, i have a breeding fetish.
>>730325101>get free attention>no one will judge you for stuffing your face like a pig>can get away with being a moody irrational cunt 24/7>can be a lazy twat all day and its fine>get to have baby showers, constant social media updates etc>get biological and mental satisfaction of doing your most important role in lifefoid wet dream
I want to make a child so bad
>>730327452Eating like a pig guilt-free is the best part
>>730325101I wish I could get pregnant.
>>730328356Well then let me breed your bussy.
>>730328356You know you'd need to give birth eventually, right? And deal with being sick, and your hormones going haywire, and carry a growing weith in your stomach...
>>730325195you're a man>>730328483you're a man
>>730328483
>>730327585dont remind me of this filth
>>730325195I still say we're all doing it wrong and the peasants in third world contries have the right idea.Women weren't supposed to be lying down on a hospital bed while giving birth. They should be squatting in a field and popping them out like a fat shit on a hot day.
>>730325296Sounds like a gigachad mom, I used to play MOHAA with my uncle constantly also HL1 and Stronghold Crusader
>>730324993I don't want children
>>730325204military mpreg
>>730328356I love being a dude but if I could get pregnant I'd do it in a heartbeat. It ironically feels like I'm less of a dude without it.
>>730328694Well in that case I do thenFuck you
>>730325101Ehh... it's a mixed bag. First trimester it's okay, but it seems you're prone to be very tired. Second trimester is the bliss period. This is nice for pregnancy sex too. Third trimester is real exhaustion through being bloated as fuck. Also your pheromones change. Pregnancy sex sucks hardcore in the 9th month. And let's not get started on birth and the first 6 months after that, which are only easy if you already know what you're doing. A bit of gaming usually works until the second child starts getting ~2 to ~3yo. Then they demand a lot of attention. Now that at least the oldest one is 6yo I can try playing some old stuff with him. He likes Pokemon Stadium.t. father of three
>>730330000based father and nice digits. father of 1 and expecting another to be born in about a month's time.you're spot on about the kids from 2-3+ needing all your attention, it sucks a lot of energy from me as an introvert type, but I love it of course. I typically end up playing games when the kid's at school if I have time between work, or at night when they're sleeping. I guess this is fine now, until they can play some with me too, must be wholesome. (But I'd like them to try other hobbies like reading and sports instead DESU)
Yeah I play NBA with my wife's sonSadly I don't really have time for vidya and the kid only likes shitty sports games and my wife hates it when I play games on my own
>>730330000>>730330425>oldest is turning 2 soon>twins due a few months after thatI need a nap just thinking about it
>>730325101What others anons said, and also your brain tricks you into wanting to get pregnant.Also it makes you forget about the bad parts of being pregnant.It's pure biology and survival
>>730330665Not sure if I'd call it brain tricking you. It's like saying your brain tricks you into being able to walk without falling on your face by having equilibrium. But I guess it's one way to see it.
>>730330665>Also it makes you forget about the bad parts of being pregnant.This is such a weird part for me, wife had the worst acid reflux imaginable with our 2nd. I would come home from work and our firstborn would be sitting next to her watching cartoons (bless that boy) while she's howling in pain, not wanting to move, chugging whole bottles of gaviscon daily. This went on for months and now that kid is 4 she doesn't remember any of it.
>>730330570the worst part is that theres a lot less sex during pregnancy than not (at least for me, unfortunately...), and forget about it when you have kids around. I just want to bust a nut and not worry about getting my lady pregnant again. rip being a reprodoooocer has its drawbacks sometimes.
>>730330570The sleep deprivation is the worst part about being a parent. Some things are a rollercoaster (I would be lying if I'd said that I always keep a cool head), but most of the things are awesome. I especially like going outside with and reading to them. I wish they would want to draw more, but oh well...Getting twins as No. 2 & 3 sounds like a real challenge, but many things will be easier than the first time.>>730330425The second one will be easier for you, I promise. You'll need to learn how to handle multiple demands (twin anon even more so), but the individual tasks will be much easier, since you're used to it.Both of you anons just need to remember, that a child will not die, if it cries, because you're not immediately jumping to their demands. Hearing the screams will be taxing at first, but then you get used to it and even the child gets used to having to wait a bit. It helps if you're clearly communicating that you're doing X first and then come back. While they won't understand your words, they will learn after a few weeks/months that you're not leaving them behind entirely (which seems to be real fear for newborns). Godspeed to both of you.Also, but this is a no-brainer, no tablets, smartphones or shitty youtube videos! Educate your relatives too. I've now heard multiple times from the teachers, that it's really noticeable my oldest one didn't have access to this stuff. You have the entire library of good stuff from the past easily available to you via streaming, if you are in the situation that he needs something to watch (they're sick or you have something really important to do). Better put on something like Cinderella, the Sword in the Stone etc. than fucking Paw Patrol (which - and this hurts to say - is even one of the less bad ones). Ghibli Movies, World Masterpiece theater. Let them watch something, which you know is good. Trust your gut instincts.
>>730331408As far as I know this is one of the top reasons why marriages fail. It helps to just schedule intimacy. Even if it's just 30 minutes a week. It's not romantic, but it gets the job done until the kids are a bit older.
>>730331514nothing wrong with newer stuff like ms rachel or roma and diana, as long as you dont feed them something like skibiddi toilet every day.I find that youtube videos kids in other languages is also a good way to teach them other languages.
>>730331408Yeah, we really only fit it in during lunch breaks nowadays. Oldest is usually taking her nap then so we can fit one in if we eat quick enough.>>730331514The sleep deprivation hasn't been too bad for me yet but I'm not really getting any younger so who knows? I don't really get tired out during the day or anything, I just eventually hit a point where if I stop I'll probably fall asleep.>I especially like going outside with and reading to them.I've been using bedtime stories as an excuse to just reread stuff I like, honestly. She's not really old enough for the contents of the books to matter so I've just been reading things like Lord of the Rings and Discworld and such to her.
>>730325101Hormones man, postpartum can be a bitch
>>730331514>Also, but this is a no-brainer, no tablets, smartphones or shitty youtube videos!I've really been a stickler about that stuff so far. No screen time at all yet, but I set up a home media server before she was even born. I've been gathering kids' shows from through the years that at least have some value to them and won't completely fry an attention span. I'll be able to just throw on Magic School Bus or Mr Rogers or Bluey or things like that. Or if I want to be more like my parents were I guess I could throw on Jeopardy, golden era Simpsons, and Jerry Springer.
>>730330000I like how nobody asked you what you typed out, youre not a woman and still decided to give your input.
>>730331514>Both of you anons just need to remember, that a child will not die, if it cries, because you're not immediately jumping to their demands. Hearing the screams will be taxing at first, but then you get used to it and even the child gets used to having to wait a bit. It helps if you're clearly communicating that you're doing X first and then come back. While they won't understand your words, they will learn after a few weeks/months that you're not leaving them behind entirely (which seems to be real fear for newborns)anon telling other anons to create anxious or avoidant people. bad advice.
I love watching women give birth
>>730331514>While they won't understand your words, they will learn after a few weeks/months that you're not leaving them behind entirely (which seems to be real fear for newborns)Extremely young kids assume things they can't see don't exist, so if they can't see you, their brains conclude that you disappeared and they're all alone now.
>>730325195it's not as bad as a kidney stone, that's unpleasant
>>730331514Paw Patrol legit isn't bad.
>>730324993All gamer girls should be moms!
>>730327585Wtf, people characters aren't based on media, retard, they're based on parenting. Kuroko would turn into an anxious mess 100% of the time due to improper bonding in development. T.psych
>>730325101>I hear women enjoy being pregnant lol
>>730331714>>730332016Modern stuff can be fine, too. But there's so much garbage to sift through. My mother-in-law also doesn't help, since she'll just throw on whatever. It's the sole reason why my kids even know the god awful marvel kids stuff. So I'm more inclined to just curate very strict, since I know when they watch stuff elsewhere the chances will be high that it's not good. But this is what I meant with trusting your gut instinct. If you watch something (modern or old) with your kid and you as a parent find it entertaining, then it's probably okay. Now that I think about it, old stuff is just easier to grab, since it's more likely that you'll only remember the good stuff anyway. For example I really liked the original Care Bear movie as kid, so why not put it on. Is it the most thought provoking? Probably not, but it felt right and still feels right. Unlike the old He-Man series in contrast. I barely could finish an episode rewatching it. Bluey btw is an excellent modern choice, I absolutely agree>more like my parents were I guess I could throw on Jeopardy, golden era Simpsons, and Jerry Springer.Man if I was like my parents, then my children would have already seen Ben Hur, Airport, the Pink Panther movies and the Battlestar Galactica pilot movie. In retrospect I have no fucking idea what my parents were thinking putting that on for a 4 to 7yo. At least the Last Unicorn was good.
>>730332776>"women" that have never been pregnant have opinions on being pregnantt. man
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEE
>>730324993>gf wants kids in the next couple of years>Late 20's and have literally no desire or instinct to have children other than wanting to cream-piew-when does it kick in bros..
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>>730332773If I'm Tomoko tier what do I do, doc?t. 25
>>730325101>>730325170Also similar anecdote. One of my relatives is obsessed with being seen as pregnant, I think it's because it's only time people had ever treated her as anything more than a junkie.5 kids with another on the way. 4 with different dads and completely cut off from her.
>>730333058I accept your concession.
>>730325195>women dying in childbirth used to be a somewhat common thing.yeah and people used to just dump their shit onto the streets that they used. and they were covered in dirt all the time. and everyone died at age 40.
>>730332368If you put a gun to my head, I might be able to agree for the first season. But it gets really bad really fast>>730332084I mean I was directly beside ground zero multiple times for dozens of months. It's at least a first-hand account.>>730332124Hm... can you go into more detail with that? It's unfortunately the reality when having multiple kids, that there will be a point (often even), where they simply have to wait for a bit, since the other kids also want something. My advice was directed at the parent-mindset, that this fact won't change, if you stress about it. Just clearly communicate to the kids and do the parenting in order, if it's necessary. If it's not necessary, since the task can be done with multiple children around you, then it's better to do so of course. But if one child needs a new diaper and the other one wants something to eat, then one will have to wait, even if it cries, so you as a parent shouldn't get stressed about it.
>>730332917dont worry bro, just keep creampie'ing ur gf and you will get the paternal instinct whether u want to or not. t. creampie connoisseur
>>730332847Yeah the issue is less modernity in general and more that a lot of it, like Cocomelon in particular, just fry the kids' attention spans with the way they try to keep interest. My bar for tv stuff at this point isn't "educational" so much as "not actively rotting their brains", I guess. I'll settle for something with an actual plot and characters and stuff like that.>Man if I was like my parents, then my children would have already seen Ben Hur, Airport, the Pink Panther movies and the Battlestar Galactica pilot movieI remember watching a ton of violent old movies with my dad in the early years too, but I just found them kind of neat. Spaghetti westerns, slasher flicks, action movies, a couple old war movies. Sitting up late every night one summer break watching horror movies was a highlight of childhood. I feel like it's inevitable that my kids are going to get secondhand exposure to The Sopranos or Boardwalk Empire or something like that on rewatches.
My son is like 2 weeks old. I get 2-4 hours of sleep a day, if I'm lucky. That being said, it's not so bad. Cute little guy.
>>730327421It's not a fetish, you fucking dumbass. Anyone who doesn't want to "breed" is unnatural. It's the most primal urge we have, because it keeps us alive.
>>730324993I have no interest in kids or dating (I'm too much of a degenerate, our family tree has too many hereditary issues, and I like my quiet), but I've played Minecraft online with my nieces and nephew more than once (it's hard 'cause those little niggas can't figure out voice chat without help), and sometimes I'll set up multiplayer on something like Rounds with them when they visit.I also try to nudge their taste in games a bit whenever I can, but I don't see them often enough and their tastes have shifted back into shit like Roblox or watching streamers playing Poppy Playtime or something.
>>730324993>Do you play video games with your kids?>making your kid addicted to useless shitI would never, I don't gift my nephew video games. I gift them lego so they can be builders and planers later.
>>730333446>It's not a fetish, you fucking dumbass.it is at the extreme that i have it. there's a difference between what i want and a regular person going "it would be nice to have a couple mini mes running around".
>>730328694Too bad now spread those legs
>>730333570>planers
>>730333659>ff troonyou're not allowed to talk
>>730333570>planeris this ESL for "pilot"?
>>730333683>you're
>>730332887>Normiesyou can write fag here, newfriend. Don't judge the old guard. It's not our fault, that we're here forever just like you.>>730332917If you don't have an innate desire, it might get activated by playing with your nieces/nephews>>730333305Yeah I mean, when you're at least 8/9yo+ then "normal" violent stuff will probably be okay, especially when watching together with the parent. I'll probably watch Excalibur or the LotR trilogy with my sons in a few years, but I don't think it's okay to watch Conan the Barbarian or 300 with them.Also on a vidya-related note I'm already curious if I exposed them enough to old/normal video games, so that they're at least somewhat immunized to mobile/GaaS garbage, that just exist to siphon money and attention of you. Maybe my kids will be as boring as me and mainly play management sims on a PC.
>>730324993>Woman with a newborn playing a gameLmao. Any parent knows this is mental
>>730333754seethe, shit taste anon.
>>730333730Have sex and a child, anon!
>>730324993No but my uncle and I used to play a game called "Switch"
>>730333871But the Switch doesn't have any games.
>>730333758I feel like exposing kids to at least some older games when they're young would make them more open to playing the older stuff? I know young people who grew up around much older games and are not tolerant of modern games industry slop because of it.
>>730324993I will eventually, my youngest one isn't at the age where he could play games yet and I have another one on the way so I'll be pretty busy.But hopefully when they grow a bit older we can play some stuff together like Yoshi's Island or something.
>>730331514Father of two here. Can confirm everything you said. Especially the last paragraph.
>>730324993My cousin used to watch me play Smash Bros when she was a baby. Fairly certain I'm the reason she's hyperactive now.
>>730331514yup, agreedthe sleep deprivation was really the worst partit feels like going through hell basically being awake through the whole time day and night with only like 10 minutes to nap a day at mostbut once that phase is over and you don't need to watch over them all night and change them so often it gets way easier
>>7303341283 years in and sleep deprivation is still a frequent occurrence, unfortunately... I think thats how people age so much during that time.
>>730332776
Videogames gaslit me into wanting a family...
>>730324993Yeah I sometimes play monster hunter on the weekends with my son when he's done with school work.But mostly he plays his own stuff and I play my own stuff during the week.
>>730324993If that's what he's interested in, but I'd try to get him into gen 6 gaming before any modern shit. The lad needs context for when I inevitably tell him I don't want to play whatever modern garbage. Also gen 6 just has more couch co-op >>730325101Well, that's not really a option since the wife almost died and had to get a hysterectomy, so that's something I guess
>>730324993I will when they get a bit older.
>>730334696holyshe's better than me wtf
>>730331514>sleep deprivationBecause you're supposed to raise the kid together with your elders, that's the whole reason they get a pension to stay home!
>>730334696she's cute, I'd pump one in her too. her kid looks half too. but I do feel a bit sad for the baby being exposed to that lifestyle and those bright flashing games... on second thought, I wouldn't creampie her.
>>730333950This is actually what I hope for and why I won't agree in full with >>730333570 . Of course physical toys are a better gift. But it's 99.999% certain, you won't be able to shelter your child from video games in the long run. So it's better to prime them on something, that is at least okay, than letting them get hooked on "retention based" shit, since they don't even know what real games are supposed to be like.
>>730334696>the kid looking at the executionI can't...
>dont give your kid videogames>they get hooked on fortnite because of outside influenceYou could have prevented this
>>730334907>that's the whole reason they get a pension to stay home!Not all do, pension is only a thing in some places and for some specific jobs.t. grandpa is a woodblock print maker in japan, he is 80 and will never retire until the day he dies because he doesn't earn a pension from the government since his profession is considered to be in the art and art is not subsidized by the government so basically any retirement money is only what you yourself saved over the course of your life
>>730334907This is a nice point. We actually just moved back to our birth-town and built a house, that's easily capable of housing multiple generations. I hope my kids will take the offer and stay here or at least close, so we'll be able to provide real help. The core family (let alone just the mother) isn't actually enough to raise a child AND keeping your sanity.
>>730332776There is a high probability that she is slurping pharmaslops like birth control. It is pointless to try to understand and rationalise what she is saying as her mind and body are being puppeted by external factors.
>>730334696holy mystery meat
>>730333124>and everyone died at age 40.kek nopethe average lifespan was short because of infant mortality but if you survived to adulthood you lived to 60 easily
>>730335010but i did, they still play fortnite anyway because of social peer pressureaka they'd get bullied in school if they didn't
>>730335139I never know why people phrase it like that. Half of all your children dying while you are powerless to stop it is a lot more horrific.
>>730324993>itt larpers pretending to have childrenwhat a sad state of affairs
>>730335201It's been the norm for thousands of years and people were more religious back thenso they'd just have 10+ kids and pray that some of them survive and those who did were seen as blessed
>>730335170But would you say he is terminally online brain-damaged and blows hundreds of dollars on V-bucks or can he at least somewhat work with the poison without it letting him damage too much?
>>730335218Oh no no no, a childless anon is seething about his own inadequacy?Yikes!
>>730335241that's why they call it the "miracle" of modern medicine and why people should stop sticking their noses at preffering NOT to have your children die.
>>730335276nah they're fine, but it is just something I learned is unavoidablethey'll get into it even if they hate it because like i said everyone else around them does and if they don't they'll be seen as a loser and outsiderand something you need to give them money for skins because again another social status thing, if all your friends have new skins and you don't you're basically seen like a bum with an android phone when they all have iphones type of thing
>>730334696I follow a Latina Vtubber who went into labor playing Doom (on purpose) lol.She said she did it so the child would grow up to be like the Doomguy or something like that.
>>730335289>oh no someone called out my larp and now I have to respond without sounding shitter shatteredhow awkward :^)
I'm a 28 year old neet virgin shut in living with my dying parentsall I want is to get a girl pregnant but no one loves me
>>730335071>puppeted by external factorsJews?
Why isn't she breastfeeding her baby?
>>730335378>i-i-its a larp!!! you're all larping!!!! nooo i'm not a loser!!! uuuughh! ;_: ;_:Oh nonny...There there.
>>730335389what woman would immediately want to take care of two retarded infants?
>>730335389GET A JOBMOVE OUT
Definitly notI have one child and rather would hell freeze over than subduct them into this addictive hellhole called videogaming.>BUT...B...BUT BONDINGi bond with my daughter by reading her stories and encouraging her to do active stuff not sitting on her arse like a slob for hours and play shit on a screen.I dont get her a tablet, i dont park her in fronmt a of a TV.She has a "Tony-Box" with cool stories and songs on it that the entire spectrum of media she is currenltly allowed.Well actually she watched Television like once every three days /Teletubbies for one episode or a show about monkeys in their natural habitat)
>>730335389have you considered raping?
>>730335389Have you ever thought that no one loves you BECAUSE you're a good for nothing loser with no skills or redeeming qualities who does nothing about it but whine on the internet?No?Never?Riiight.
>>730335389try traveling to a different country, you'll meet a lot of new people and may find girls that like you enough to have kids with. you have to be at least decently attractive and not be too morbidly obese though.
Only two of my kids are old enough to play video games. I play with them when I can. We usually either play Nintendo stuff, Roblox, or Minecraft."99 Nights in the Forrest/Arctic" is the new hit game with the kids in Roblox, and honestly? It's pretty fun with other people. I legitimately would play it with other adults, if I could convince my friends "NO, NO, I KNOW ITS ROBLOX, BUT ITS ACTUALLY FUN!" without looking like a weirdo.
>>730325101Yeah, and then some of them go insane and murder their babies
>>730335537Based parent video games are for losers and a waste of time.
>>730335479how? >>730335464a nice one>>730335549i don't like hurting people or prisoni just want someone to have sex with me and scratch my head and tell me everything is okay and that they love me
>>730335558What do you expect your comment to achieve other than further drive him towards suicide?
>>730335619as a parent, I actively choose not to have close friends like this IRL.
>>730335451>he's resorted to wojackshow incredibly embarrassing, its okay anon. learn from this and formulate your larps better next time :^)>>730335558>surely social shaming WILL work this time>surely:^)
>>730335537every whore i've known had a childhood like thisgive them the same outlets they had in 1948 and expect them not to turn to sex and drugs lmao, have a fun teenage years
>>730335537>new parentGive it timeYour little slut will be addicted to social media and fucking niggers in a decade and you wont have any control over it
>>730335721This why the internet is bad you get spregs like this.
>>730324993My kid love only horror movies and horror games.He hate anime, cartoons, family friendly movies. It's crazy
>>730335361You give them money and you explain to them they can choose to spend it on a skin that makes you look pretty or on a new game.Then they come to you because everyone laughs at him and you make them say "I have 50 games, you only have 1(one) free game. And you call me a loser? Hah, play better games gayman."And then you introduce them to /v/ so he becomes one of us.
>>730335361>even if they hate itThat's a serviceable outcome to. At least they still know in their heart, what's right and what's wrong. I don't think we need to pretend like we never fell for peer pressure. It's probably a necessary social lesson to, to sometimes just do stuff with your friends, even though you don't particularly like it.>>730335537Germ-Anon you won't be able to shelter her from video games forever and when the time comes, she either knows how games are supposed to be or she falls easily victim to the modern predatory money making schemes. At least play board games with her then. There are enough versions of Settlers of Catan even for young children. She needs to learn, that games are normally one-time purchases with a session having a definitive ending.
>>730335764It is a very simple rationale, you are literally teaching the child to spend time with others, to play with others, not how to use every avenue to be content alone, they will follow that the rest of their life (which niggers infect every level of)
>>730324993>pointless video game related question adjoined to a topic that is not related to video games>done for the express purpose of facilitating off topic discussionwhen will this be a bannable offense?>2026>having kids
Not yet. When she's 3 or 4 I'll sit down with her to beat some classics together, like Kirby 3 or Super Mario 64. When she's 6 or 7 I'll let her choose between a gamecube or a ps2 to have in her room and then she can play whatever she wants from my collection. If she wants to play a newer game we'll all be sharing with the main TV.I just don't want my kids to be addicted like I was, but I also want them to appreciate the progression of the medium.
when I do have a kid, im starting them off with 90s and 2000s cartoons and 4th- 6th gen gamesI have a small classic console collection and Im gonna give them pure kino moments along with outside bonding I refuse to glue a tablet to my future kid
>>730324993damn, with how unflattering she draws herself, she must be really ugly irl
>>730324993Hopefully, I just learned I'm gonna be a father last month and it's been a surreal experience.Spent the last few weeks very anxious about it just staring into space paralyzed by overthinking things that I haven't even been able to start any games, hopefully I'll do good though and eventually we'll be able to do some gaming together.
>>730336197>talking about how to manage kids and video games or if / how to introduce video games to kidsseems pretty vidya-related to me, boss>>730336529overthinking the first one is normal. You'll grow into it, don't worry.
>>730324993I play a lot of split-screen Minecraft with my 11 year old daughter. She enjoys that the most.
>>730330491>pussywhipped and raising someone else's kidLmao
>>730335359But GOD intended half of us die as babies! Living is satanic!
>>730325101I imagine some do, but consistently I was told the opposite by my sisters and sister in laws. Every single one of them hated the experience.
>>730330491Get them to play killing floor 1 and payday the heist
>>730324993Yes. Spent the last half hour before book+bed time last night playing random mario party minigames. He also has me call him in every time I need to fix a server in Voices of the Void so he can show off his subtraction and addition skills.>>730325101It's hardly universal. My wife was nauseous from week 5 till the day she gave birth. It's a big reason our son is an only child.
>>730327452Don't forget men cart you around and protect you like you're made of glass. I was guilty of this when my sister was pregnant.
>>730332887>NORMIEScute normalfag
>>730333095Get a social job that forces you out of itt. became a doorman for 2 years and got out of that shit.money is a great motivator, you'll be fine. I was actually 25 when I started too -
>>730337436I'm 41it's too late for me
>>730335464your mom?
>>730337474nta but you may not even be half done with your life. Don't self fulfilling prophecy yourself. Shake shit up
>>730337542>nta but you may not even be half done with your lifeNTA but come on now, most men croak at around 72 at best, if they have a great life, that anon will be lucky to make it to 60.
>stop having kids!!!>hehe you're not having kids so of course we need to bring in millions of low IQ rapist shitskins to replace you :^)))
My little niece likes to watch me play forza horizon 4/5 as gotta go fast and ooh shiny colours on the cars.
>>730336593no it's not. you retards bring that Facebook tier horseshit here where it has no purpose>where should I post my banal bullshit about my hypothetical life?>this website specifically designed for it with the ability to make photo albums and share them?>where most if not all of what I say has to be backed up with photographic proof?>NO I'LL POST ABOUT IT ON A WEBSITE WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING I SAY!this is why you get shit on. this is why you will always be shit on now post some assblasted cope and fuck off
>>730337605All the old people in my life broke 80 even though that's anecdotal. Getting some more people in his life will probably be good for his lifespan anyway so it's worth some perseverance
>actually being retarded enough to put pictures of yourself or your family online
>>730338472why not, every normie does it
>doing things just because other people do
>>730325101Are you sure, tranny?
>>730324993I played The Sims and Minecraft with the oldest a lot, now she jsut plays alone and with her friends (age 16)The youngest will turn 4 in March. I'd say this is the year we start playing together.
>>730327585All four Tomoko basically femcel
>>730324993No you're not supposed to overwhelm their senses too much when they're too young.1-2 hours of carefully curated kids programming on the network TV is all they're getting.
>>730338207I'll be honest anon, but the only assblasted one here is you.
>super mario odyssey was the perfect game to teach my son how to play games>eventually work him up to two player games, simple stuff like Streets of Rage 2, Sonic Mania, etc>now that he is older we co-op stuff all of the time - Streets of Rage 4, 30XX, Risk of Rain 2, Terraria, Peak, and lots moreHonestly, this turned out better than expected. We don't share 100% game tastes, but there has been a lot that we enjoy playing together.
>>7303388151-2 hours is pretty much already until they're around three. But not overwhelming their senses is the most important part, yes.
>>730332887>>730333058>anons not knowing that 4chan is an oldfag website at its coreIt is funny to see every time.
>>730328694I do but will never get themBut at least Im not in denial, that would be worse
>>730325195I got a tummy ache once and that was pretty bad
>>730339030>keeping him away from RPGsbased
>>730339248I know I did well because he was initially hyped for Metroid Prime 4 (he loved Dread) but once he saw the final product he told me not to bother buying it. My job here is done.
>>730338653>not doing things just because other people do
>>730339339based
>>730325101Showed this to my wife, she says she does miss being pregnant, certainly there are several annoyances, but the experience of carrying another human being in your body is unparalleled.
>>730324993>Do you play video games with your kids?Yeah. Minecraft and Roblox.I also played Onirism in splitscreen coop with my daughter, just so I could shitpost about it on /v/.
>>730338886>post stupid shit>get dunked on for it>n-no u madbasic cope but acceptable for a retard
>>730325195I think women are exaggerating about that shitMy source is a woman I talked to about gallstones, and she said she'd rather go through childbirth again ten times than ever pass another gallstone
>>730339419So get to work
>>730339339congratulations, anon.
>>730328694Good goy
>>730339472gall and kidney stones are one of the few things that are proven to be more painful than child birth. But having just a 9/10 instead of a 10/10 pain experience still doesn't make it that much better.
>>730339501Nah we're both over 40, we already have enough
>>730339767>provenThere's no way, wtfI had gallstones and I'll concede it was pretty fucking wretched each time in the moment, but it's not THAT bad. It's not like getting your knee ripped open on gravel or any shit like that, it passes quick enoughThe worst parts were each time I realized "oh god it's happening again", and the parts where it stopped hurting for just a moment and I was dreading it about to start again
>>730337707Welcome to jewish tricks!Chapter 1: tricking the goyim
>>730340049>Acute renal colic is probably the most excruciatingly painful event a person can endure. Striking without warning, the pain is often described as being worse than childbirth, broken bones, gunshot wounds, burns, or surgery. Renal colic affects approximately 1.2 million people each year and accounts for approximately 1% of all hospital admissions.>https://emedicine.medscape.com/article/437096-OverviewThough I should've probably phrased it like "can be worse than child birth", it probably depends a lot on your body. But man I had a kidney stone and it got me off soda for good. The best part was, when the doctor told me I was now getting a more "potent" pain medication, since nothing would work. Well after 2 hours it was losing its effect so I asked the nurse for more. She was totally devastated stating that it was morphine and there's now she can give me more so quickly. I managed the rest of the night until surgery standing and talking to her. Not lying down actually helped.
>>730338534Every normie play sport vidya too, but that doesn't mean it's good vidya
>>730340049Almost like women are pussies that cry at the slightest inconvenience.
>>730325204That's all endorphins from exercising literally all the time.I had a friend who was told about this before hand, was dubious, and then afterwards saw what they meant.
>>730337257>forcing your kid to be an only child because your wife is a weal bitch Lol, what a fail.
>>730333446Wanting to procreate is not the same as specifically getting off at the thought of it.Most people separate their arousal with the wish to start a family.
>>730325204Your not supposed to like going through hardships. But when you are actively doing so it makes the good times feel better. That and endorphins as the other anon says. I'd be more concerned about the soldier who likes being smoked because of the shitbag who fucks with the drill sergeant on purpose.
>>730324993>Normalfaggots now blogpost about having children on /v/How far this site has fallen. 4chan is for incel virgins only.
>>7303410714chan is mostly 40 year old guys now
>>730341154Talk for yourself boomer, i'm 25
I would if I could
>>730341276Cool, just realize you are the minority.When I was 25 most people here were 25 and now most people are my age.It is what it is, we made this site.
>>730341071Having a kid really isn't that much of achievement as /v/ makes it out to beBesides being an incel is just a choiceAfter you get older it's pretty much a struggle to remain a virgin
>>730333058>GO BLOGPOST ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN ON >>>/r9k/If niggas did this /r9k/ would commit mass sudoku
>>730341276If you're 25 now, then how can you in any way assess whether this site has fallen or not?
>>730328529And a you're a faggot.
>>730341776It would be hilarious though if /r9k/ were to change into the "family&friends" board for middle aged anons.
>>730341780Sharteen trying to mold this place into an auxiliary zoomer site. They're the ones screaming about pedos and coomers all the time so they'd kill the site and what it was anyway. They literally create the environment for normies to feel comfortable in.
>>730341921/4ch/gamerdads
>>730341775You have no idea what you are talking about
>>730324993Why is the kid gay?
>>730341276>I'm 25Oof, clock's ticking
>>730341775>>Having a kid really isn't that much of achievement as /v/ makes it out to beFor normalfags, no, for shut in autistic NEETs it is
>>730341775Nigger I havent even held hands and Im 39, not even grotesquely ugly just extremely awkward and now my libido is down so why bother anymore
I have a four year old and we're doing a Chao Garden. Got another one coming in May.
>>730332776>MorikoShe has an egg laying fetish off from her Monster Hunter bestiallity kinks, so I don't know if either side of the tweet has even a correct take to begin with.
>>730341071It's been like this for a while now. Even before the election /r9k/ was just a place for failed normalfags to cry about their failed normalfag problems
>>730338534>What's privacy>What are creeps onlineinb4 'that never happens hur durr'Not a problem until it's too late!
>>730342602>never got pregnant>hates pregnancy so much that jerks off to non-mammal breedingshe couldn't be more autistic than this
>>730342740Zoomers have no concept of online privacy
yea my 3 year old has been learning vidya over the last few monthsfor multiplayer we emulate tendieslop like Kirby and the Forgotten Land, Yoshi Crafted World, Kirby Star Allies, and Mario Odysseyshe also loves Goat Simulator 3 and I let her kill shit in KH2 with infinite hp toggled on
>>730342602>monster fucker>also egg-laying fetish>hates preggosARE WOMEMES THIS JIGABOO LEVEL OF RETARDATION THAT HARD? THEY ALL NEED AN EMERGENCY RAPE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!!!
>>730342159And i'm going to do absolutely nothing but shitpost and play vidya with that time
My nephew loves beat em ups, we played Streets of Rage and the Punisher Arcade game recently, he's really into Marvel.
>>730343387Anon thats exactly what I did and now Im middle aged, heed my warning...............I dont regret a second of it
>>730343545Now, if only i could stop being a taxpayer and live off gibs...
>>730343653Do anything you can to not be a wageslave.
>>730332776>G*dlessOy vey
>>730324993If I had a child I'd never introduce them to gaming and ban them from phones until they're an adult
>>730340810Least relevant opinion I could imagine. Thanks.
>>730332249Yeah, my mom had kidney stones and she said childbirth was nothing compared to that pain.
>>730330000>sex in the ninth monthWhat the fuck ? The baby is pretty much alive at that point; the first thing that kid sees is your dick Jesus Christ
>>730341775>incel>being a choiceIt's literally in the name that's it's not a choice, retard
>>730334104One time my cousin saw me play my 3DS and his eyeballs melted. Like I'm not fucking kiddig His parents took him to the hospital because his eyeballs were melting and I thought I caused it because Nintendo warned that the 3D effect wasn't safe for kids under 7
>>730344639You don't know their birthing plan. That could be the case either way. Naked in the birthing tub together or some shit who knows.
>>730344956Did he have to lay on his back the whole time so they didn't spill out?
>>730330000Wow what a get.Look at those repeating numbers... It even has a dub at the start!
>>730338770Tenshimoko will lose her virginity with her boyfriend or his brother.Bocchimoko will lose her virginity to a faceless NTR dude or a fat old man by blackmailing.Doyamoko will rape an elementary school boy.Original Tomoko will lose her virginity with one of her friends (Yuri probably will rape her.).
>>730332776>twitter screencap>of a virgin monsterfuckeryou should be posting proof about actual mothers hating it, not some kinky femcel
>>730332776Why do modern women hate motherhood so much?
>>730344639Generally speaking, sex that late is intended to trigger the hormones to set off the start of the actual birth happening. What the anon was talking about in terms of "sucking" was that it becomes extremely difficult to find a position that is comfortable for the woman and also one where you can get any decent level of penetration going (TL;DR - its awkward for both people and not very satisfying). This is VERY different from 1st / 2nd trimester sex which is 10/10 and only beaten out by hate sex with your ex wife where both of you don't give a shit and just want to get off by any means necessary - note that this is basically a one time only thing though so make sure to really enjoy it if it ever happens to you.
>>730330491>my wife's sonlol lmaoi always thought that was just a forced cuck meme
>>730346057It's not a cuck thing, it's the beta mating strategy. Look it up, animals do it all the time.
>>730330491>NBAare your wife's children brown?
>>730341071>/v/ is full of normalfags who don't play games because of their adopted kidsno wonder the posting quality is so bad
>>730346137Raising another man's child is the definition of cuck
>>730337474>it's too late for meI've sabotaged myself so many times because I said this throughout my life. And I'm 34.
>>730336197>>730338207Neets always get angry at others for not being as miserable as they are
>>730325101the body releases a ton of hormones while you're pregnant. Some women miss it so much they develop post partum depression
>>730325101My sister had 3 kids. She was always an absolute sweetheart throughout every pregnancy and working and doing house chores most of the time but the last 2 months she needed a lot of help because she got tired easily. That's it. Then when my sister in law got pregnant she became a huge ungrateful bitch prone to attosecond emotional swings and we were totally unprepared. Whenever she said that she was pregnant and we had to tolerate her bullshit my sis told her to shut up and stop being being a bitch using pregnancy as an excuse. She got even madder. Kek fun times. Not for my brother tho. Women hate most other women and they go fucking hard.
>>730324993>having kidsget this poser gamer degeneracy out of v
>>730333058DO NOT BRING THOSE FUCKING SEX HAVER CHAD NORMIES THERE
>>730325195Contractions and normal childbirth can be very hard. C sections are very manageable and while not a walk in the park, the pain is tolerable. Even the ones that go through very difficult labor always say, worth it.
>>730335720>>730335721I'm pretty sure you're just getting off on the thought of his innocent daughter (who sounds like a 3-4 year old.) being corrupted.
>>730325195>giving birth is the complete opposite of a good timeFrom the few /fit/ women I've talked to (or listened to talk about it) it isn't so bad. I've always assumed child birth being painful for women was a result of 90% of adult women living sedentary lifestyles.
>>730334696> mom wasting her kid's most precious years for learning to use as a prop to make money streaming games> this isn't child abuse but this is still vile nonetheless.
>>730335537Anon I want to be a father like you. And I hope your daughter grows up to be a respectable woman.
>>730330491Exquisite bait.At least I hope it is for your sake
>choosing having kids over vidyai want the normies to leave
>>730347121>implying that child rearing isn't the most miserable activity known to humankindyeah alright brah I'm glad you're happy with your little cumsprouts but you don't need to shout it to the rooftops because none of us care desu.
>>730348650for an older kid sure but this kid looks like, two months old maybe.He's just gonna be eating, shitting and staring at stuff and crying for awihle.
>>730346057Soon we'll be hearing about "my mom's husband" from all the "wives son" that grew up.
>>730324993My son only wants me to play games for him most of the time. He wants me playing all sorts of puzzle games and his eyes just light up when something gets solved. So far portal 2 custom levels are his go to. I like it. I can in real time watch his brain tick. On the odd occasion, he gets a solution before me and he's beyond excited. I carefully curate his gaming experience too. Nothing mature. My god do I miss the days of just popping on vermintide or cyberpunk though lmao
>>730324993GF already 1month pregnant, not sure if I feel ready, but we both want to have a family and we're already 30, and she's been pretty calm about despite being against the idea the whole time we talked about it.bros... there is so much vidya i still want to play
When my kid was really little, like barely 1, and first having interests, he was really into vehicles (trucks, trains, cars, construction).I would play grand theft auto for long stretches, not shoot anyone, not break any laws, just drive around and have him point out vehicles and their colorswe had a blast. he's 5 and into sports games now along with your typical colorful platformers. He and his little brother watch me play some games but I don't want him to just watch me kill hundreds of people so we have to be selective
>>730324993I nor my wife want kids. I could probably convince her to carry my child but I honestly don't think either of us would be good parents and I'm not confident our child(ren) would come out much better than we did.
>>730339339Based, never accept low effort dogshit, from ANY company
My dad used to have me watch him play Unreal Tournament
>>730339184holy shit bro, hope you're doing ok
>>730350405>but I honestly don't think either of us would be good parentsNobody is, dude
>>730324993I don't get it.
>>730340810Upset because you'll never be able to experience pregnancy yourself, troon?
>>730332776>posts women who have never been pregnantok, and?
>>730324993>KidsNo. I don't want to breed more autists.
>>730350885the kid is half-black and theres no father
>>730345628those aren't women lol
>>730352509They're getting surgery that keeps them from getting pregnant, of course they're women, dumbass
>>730352693>imblying they are not cover talking about bottom surgery, making them unable to make someone pregnant when they decide to become transbian
>>730352797>potential future husbandYou are illiterate
Yes, but maybe I shouldn't. We play pretty innocuous stuff like Bloons, Golf With Your Friends, Mario Kart, etc since he's only 6, but he loses his shit easily if he doesn't succeed immediately.
>>730352905>cover talkingYou are the retard not realizing they are just larping as real woman and talking in codeCalling someone a husband doesn't mean shit, I heard fag couples were the bottom was referred as the wife.
>>730353206It's the doctor saying that
Fellow Dadnons with boys, when did your lilanon start speaking? My dude is 2 years and 2 months and he hasn't said a word. He won't even respond to his name. But I know he listens and understands because he pays attention to some calls (that benefit him). All the professionals I've spoken too keep telling me he's falling behind and they got me on this intervention shit, but then all the other parents I've spoken to say their kids didn't start speaking until 3 or later. I've been reading and singing to him every day since birth and it ain't working.
>>730353267>the "woman" absolutely talked to a doctor and they are not pulling that out of their male prolapsed ass
>>730353421Why do real women care what a "tranny" thinks?
>>730325204It's all about the suck, if you can't deal with it and embrace it, you're gonna have a bad time.
>>730353496There is not a single woman in any of these screencaps
>>730353842Why do older women care???
>>730353876If you need to ask that question, you are not a woman, and you haven't been enough around women either.Fuck off
>>730332917Just listen to your dick anon. It'll be great.
>>730353993if it's a tranny then the older women shouldn't care because it's not like they can have kids anyways
>>730353345dont worry bro, its ok to start stringing words and sentences around 3. none of the professionals we've talked to said anything about speaking before 3 but some kids do. especially if the household is a single language one.
>>730337257>It's hardly universal. My wife was nauseous from week 5 till the day she gave birth. It's a big reason our son is an only child.Same, but my wife really wanted a daughter.So we went for it.Two boys now.I'm hoping her deep longing for a girl (oe maybe the older boy asking her for a sister) will warm her up to going for three, but pregnancy was terrible both times.
>>730324993Minecraft and ETS2
>>730324993Way less than I wanted to before having them. Self-hate/depression make it hard for me to feel comfortable around them, as horrendous as that is.
>>730333124>yeah and people used to just dump their shit onto the streets that they used. and they were covered in dirt all the time.haha yeah sir, good thing there aren't any places like that nowadays
>>730331140>This went on for months and now that kid is 4 she doesn't remember any of it.Postpartum amnesia is a real thing.
>>730345628young w*men are always scared to become their mother that's why they like to larp as anti-trad
>>730334760this nigga is unaware CoD with a controller has so much aim assist that all the pro players use it over a mouse
I made a Monster Hunter themed ABC flash cards. I also have a third Vita with Freedom Unite loaded for when he's old enough so he can play with my wife and I if he's interested. Wish I could have another one but my wife does not want to go through pregnancy again. The 4 Hunter Family Dream party is dead bros...
>>730335367He surely will be Dumbguy
Why is no one posting dad jokes?, I love those
>>730355392knock knockwhos there?a cannibalwhat?im going to eat you nowwhat? no!
>>730339030I want a son like this. My biggest fear is that they end up having shit taste in videogames.
>>730354208Best of luck to both of you
>>730355392I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.I used to own a donut shop, but I got tired of the hole thing.Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a nobel prize? He was out-standing in his field.
>>730355490Imagine being a german kid and having to listen to your dad's german jokes
>>730355392"I'm bored!""Hey Bored, I'm Dad. Nice to meet ya!"*groans*
>>730353345If you ask about my personal experience, then all my kids started talking around two years of age. But I also know that there's a very big variance and one of my neighbors also had a child that didn't talk until three and there's nothing wrong with it. I'm curious what professionals you've talked to said otherwise. The pediatritians in our country are super mellow about stuff like this, since they know every development step has a gap of up to three years between the 1st percentile and the 99th percentile. You have to wait and see or you need some additional symptoms that something's not right. So I'd say, don't panic. Every child is different
>>730324993If I catch my kids playing video games, I will treat it as if I found out my kid is homosexual, autistic or vegan
>>730327670Hmmm
>>730355392>"Hey I want you to read X!">*proceed to read X in silence*>"What are you doing, dad?! I want you to read!!">"Huh?! You said you wanted me to read, not to read TO you">*groan*I hated it as a kid myself. But now it's too funny not to do it.
>>730357013>how to never be a part of your kid's life once it's up to them and be closed out of big parts of it before then, a guide
>>730328483>And deal with being sick, and your hormones going haywire, and carry a growing weith in your stomach...you don't have to sell us on it, you were already replying to a giwtwm post
>>730345628Copious amounts of pharmaceutical drugs and a society that trains people to hate their race
>>730356643kek'd at the hurdle one
>>730341071>>730341154>4chan was created by moot and mostly used by teens at the time 23-ish years ago back in 2003>anyone who was around when 4chan started, assuming they're not from SA, is now probably 40+>SAfags are probably pushing 50>people lamenting the loss of the original rage faces are in their late 30s>pretty much all three of the above groups are old enough to remember a time before Google was even a thing, or remember growing up without internet>there are people here old enough to be someone's grandpa, in theory, and that's BEFORE the thought that maybe some of those SAfags could've been older than teens>I'm in my late 30s and the oldest of three; one of my sister's kids is like 5' tallAlso:>4chan's also been a magnet for outsiders the last decade thanks to events like Gamergate, Q, bronies, the last few elections, the Fappening, HWNDU, and so on, pulling in all ages and varying amounts of normalfagsNot completely related, I had some friends growing up whose grandma was, like, 40 at most despite the friends I'm talking about being a bunch of 10-15 year old sisters. Try running THAT math, heh.
>>730328483my mon is one of those women who scoffs at other women complaining about pregnancy. She gave birth to me at home without any pain killers. So I'd have good preconditions is what I'm saying
This board is very strange to me, it feels like reddit moreso than part of the chans to me, why is this?
>>730349396>He's just gonna be eating, shitting and staring at stuff and crying for awihle.Still, this is the time the brain is still developing a response to external stimuli. More flashing lights and quickly changing pictures it sees, the more it will crave for them in the future and bang, you have a stereotypical brain-rotten zoomer.Sure it's not a death sentence, but not something you'd want for a kid in a long term.
Sometimes I'm really glad I'm an asexual sociopath. I feel absolutely no desire for any of this relationship stuffJust wish I had a friend though.
>>730342602Why the fuck do you even know who she is? Are you permanently on twitter?
>>730358039>asexual>probably looks at porn >sociopath>wants a frienddo you know what those mean anon
We are doing attachment parenting and it's crazy how good our 2 year old is at communicating his needs and regulating himself. He takes a deep breath, and uses full sentences to say he's feeling frustrated or mad or happy or whatever. It should be the meta, never do that "cry it out" shit. I play Cataclysm:DDA with him so he can watch me drive a car around.I wanna fuck Ms. Rachel, even if she didn't win antisemite of the year.
>>730358039me but I'm actually schizophrenic
>>730358453PUT IT IN PUT IT IN PUT ITIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNyou are now imagining putting it in ms rachel.
>>730353345Just keep him from getting injected with rockefeller medicine and he'll be fine.
>>730345628Have you seen modern fathers?
>>730325414>a quiet soldier is a cause for concern.that's the nigga who's gonna frag the sarge when nobody looks it's always the quite ones
>>730358039Not a sociopath but i am scared of longterm relationships due to my abusive mother who went batshit during her later years. I dont mean like normal anger, i mean she would destroy her own property and injure herself because she was so scared of dying. I dont want to deal with the psychosis that seems to happen so often with people over a certain age ever again.
>>730324993Why is she trying to troon her son?
>>730353345anon...i think your son likes sonic games>>730357013you're gonna play final fantasy?
>>730324993I got my mom to play Ace Attorney
>>730325101Women are supposed to be pregnant. Even lesbians get baby crazy and want dick when they're ovulating.
>>730334246>Enormous wall of text>Not even funny or relevant >Only 3 (You)sDon't post screecaps of your own samefaggotry
>>730334696LITERAL codbabby's
>>730359223That kind of behaviour is not "often", anon. That's extreme untreated illness.
>>730358282She often openly says it on stream and it is also a meme at /vt/'s /lig/ general thread plus the Rathalos giant dildo
>>730325204Normal life is fucking gay compared to shooting people while flying in jet planes. Area 88 told me so and I believe it. I don't give a fuck about the armed forces otherwise.
>>730357013Anon, if you ever have a kid I'm betting on him beating the shit out of you when he's thirteen because you seem like an utter faggot.He'd have his mother to thank for being the first man in your lineage who can throw a punch and walk without mincing.
>>730344639I personally wouldn't rape a baby, but I also don't remember anything from before I was 2 years old. My earliest memory is pulling a lamp off a table and it shattering on my sister's head
>>730357772Faggots, faggots everywhere. This board has been dead since the shutdown.
>>730358363No I don't look at porn or masterbate at all. I don't feel anything.Ok and fine, i'm like 90% sociopathic. It gets boring sitting alone in my dark quiet room ok?
>>730345628It prevents them from being Instagram whores. They love getting fake social media points from jeets who don't even send them money
>>730359318You joke, but they do want to get him evaluated
>>730360253Why is Pedro wearing a green shirt
>>730357013You don't need to worry because faggots can't have kids.
>>730360463Yes we can. Ever heard of a surrogate?
>>730345628Becoming a mother is a rite of passage which women train their young lives for. Motherhood is learnt from tradition and community, but modern values are about individualism and escapism, it's harder to grow into the role.Not becoming a parent is straying away from your biological imperative. Outcasts or great artists chose to remain abstinent, but you might not be sated with life being a middle-manager wine aunt playing Nintendo Switch games on your spare time.
>>730330491Bait used to be believable.
>>730325260she must live off the alimony alone
>>730360679Fuck you
>>730335389People do love you, you just go out of your way to ignore them
>>730325101hell I miss her belly too baka, we had so many fun little games with it, she loved when I rubbed sugar mixed with lotion on it, I'd also make patterns on it with metal chop sticks. I do love being a dad tho
>>730325195retard
>>730360695I am mentally ill. I don't want to create a person who will have the same psychosis that I do, and I especially don't want to have a child who will be living off my dime into his 40s.
>>730328529that's right, dont hit on me silly girls!
>>730361234That's also a good reasoning in my books.
>>730324993Sometimes. I kinda prefer watching them play coop together. They love Stardew Valley.
>>730324993Absolutely. My 5 year old likes some good games. She likes 3D Mario, but little kids are absolute ass at both controlling the camera and moving the character, so Galaxy is better than the other ones for her. She also really liked Echoes of Wisdom. The other stuff she likes is shitty crossover games from stuff like Paw Patrol and Bluey that’s barely better than shovelware.
>>730341071>Years of anons telling each other WGMI>Some anons finally MI>Reddit rejects seething at our successDon't worry anon, YOU are NGMI
>>730335619based funhaver
>>730331408I know this life well.
>>730345628because current men are complete loser
>>730330000Yea, similar situation except I only have 1 kid. Though we are planning to have another soon, she was really hesitant about it for like the first year afterwards just because her pregnancy at the end was hard (gestational diabetes, then preclampsia). I remember reading somewhere that their hormones dont really equalize fully until many months after giving birth, particularly if they breast feed, and I can contest that she only started seeming like her old self once we were nearing the first year.Also yea, 2nd trimester is the goldilocks zone. Wife was turbo horny but wasnt super exhausted or cumbersome since the baby bump was still small.
>>730360679>Ever heard of stealing a babyjew detected
>>730331408>and forget about it when you have kids aroundI dunno, I still get a chance to bang fairly regularly. We just wait until they go down for their nap or after they go to bed for the night. I imagine its going to be harder once theyre old enough to where they dont need naps and they can start staying up later, but thats what having grandparents/babysitters are for
>>730325101women are insecure attention whores, they miss being the focus of attention and how everybody give them a special treat like never in her life. is like that episode of dr house where a crazy woman pretended being sick just to get attention and empaty from friends and family
>>730332776>tomboyThe idea that there are vMTF trannies who are men pretending to be women pretending to be men is genuinely unhinged
>>730348184If you tell your daughter she isn't allowed to do something, she will go out of her way to do it. I don't know why there are so many trannies on this website who specifically want a daughter, but unless you're amish or something, raising your daughter in modern times will always result in a whore who fucks niggers.
>>730325204I just know this is gonna be true.t. military Anon
These threads are massive dogshit, too much blogposting and baiting
>>730342671>failed normalfagThis is such a retarded term. Literally everybody who is an outcast is a failed normalfag.
>>730349725nice. At what point would you get him to try and make a puzzle of his own?
I'm an incel and can't breed because my socioeconomic status is extremely low and will remain low, as I don't want to participate in USA capitalism.The only downsides to my life I get no pussy and can't have kids.Reading this thread is suifuel.>>730335608He said he's a 28yo NEET shut-in Your response:>travel to a different countryThis is your brain on sheltered silver-spoon affluent normalfag life
>>730363532Former air force here. I'm a retard and miss the routine, but I'm on 80% disability and don't have to work anymore.
>>730355365ba dum tssss
>>730324993I recently finished 3 staring all spec ops coop missions in the original Modern Warfare 2 with my 12 year old daughter.
>>730363953Um… did you intend to post that image?
>>730363367You're masturbating to your own deranged degen speak right now and getting off on the idea of anyone engaging with you seriously.
>>730363953For any military faggots reading this, claim you have tinnitus from your service. It's almost guaranteed to get you even a little bit of disability. I know you didn't ask, but I'm gonna sperg anyway. My service was a crew chief on the C-5M Galaxy and it taught me that you genuinely can't trust civilian planes.
>>730364167And yet here you are
>>730364530Who says I'm not getting off too?
>>730359318>you're gonna play final fantasy?kek>>730360679Don't do this to a poor child, dude.
>>730364457>it taught me that you genuinely can't trust civilian planesW-why?
>>730365173Because the military prides itself on documentation and shit, but I know first hand that a lot of shit gets skimped on. Civilian maintenance isn't really held to any standard aside from the person doing it, which is becoming increasingly brown.
>>730363953This is fucking disgusting
>>730325101>mom gushes over every baby she sees>always asks when she's getting grandkids to spoil>I'm gayBros...
>>730365623Gay or low T.
>>730366018If you can actually withstand enemas and stinky brown man ass, you can think about that while you fuck a girl. Just pretend a girls pink pussy is some exceptionally tight man ass and bust deep retard.
>>730366025I think most sane men would not find women dressed like clowns covered in cum to be very attractive
>>730347121>anyone who doesn't want my hypothetical banal bullshit in a place not created for it is a (neet/loser/incel/[buzzword-here])sometimes when you get called a dumb fuckin faggot it's for a reason, retard-kun
>>730366018My parents have two grandchildren from my sister but still want some from me. My last name is incredibly unique to the point where I'm basically related to everyone with my last name, and it dies with me. That's what you get for deciding to have a fat retarded child.
>>730325101It’s almost like things evolved to want to reproduce…
>>730366737SCIENTIFIC PROOF EVOLUTION COULDN'T HAPPEN:>Origin of lifeThere's no known way to turn non-living material into life, it's never been done before even in a lab. The belief that dust/water just randomly formed into functional DNA, proteins, a cell, etc. capable of reproducing itself is absurd.>DNAGenetic mutation is just randomly deleting or changing data, and selection is SELECTING from what is already there.Changing random bits of memory in your computer is only going to crash it (kill the animal and make it retarded) before it ever randomly made Google Chrome.Although it's artificial selection, we can observe mutation has only made wolves into worse canines. No matter how long you repeat this process you're not going to develop new features like wings or snake venom delivery.This alone proves Darwinism couldn't happen. Natural selection is real but it has limits, Darwinists are so retarded they look at a process and think it must have no limit.>Origin of sexual reproductionThere is no known way asexual creatures could develop sexual reproduction through mutation. Any benefits (or the obvious -50% efficiency) are irrelevant. It's not possible.This is called irreducible complexity, one part is useless or harmful without the other part(s).>Missing linksThere is not a SINGLE transitionary fossil series. There is some speculated, but none show transitions. The scientific community believed Piltdown Man was a human ancestor for decades before discovering it was a hoax. The entire "fossil record" is unscientific, lining up the remains of different animals is not evidence they evolved into each other.>Horseshoe crabs claimed to be the same for 400 million yearsThey claim you were a fish 400 million years ago."They're just perfect" is not a legitimate answer to how an animal could remain unaffected by evolutionary force for 400 million years.
>>730366737monkoy
>>730366883Excellent bait
>>730366469>posts Arno Breker RETVRN TO EVROPA image>gets prissy about fatherhood and family invading "his" den of degeneracyWhat a joke
I would like to
>>730366883Origin of LifeNo one claims life arose from "dust randomly forming DNA." Abiogenesis research shows self-replicating RNA and protocells can form from simple chemicals under early Earth conditions, as demonstrated in Miller-Urey and modern experiments; it's an active field, not "absurd."DNA/MutationsMutations aren't just "deletions"—they include additions/duplications creating new genes; selection filters them, building complexity over time (e.g., bacterial flagellum, vertebrate eyes). Selective breeding produced novel wolf breeds and crops; lab evolution yields new enzymes/functions.Origin of Sexual ReproductionFacultative (asexual+sexual) organisms like Daphnia and yeast exist today, showing viable intermediates; meiosis evolved from DNA repair, fusion from cell aggregation—stepwise, not irreducible.Missing LinksDozens of transitional series exist (Tiktaalik: fish-tetrapod; Archaeopteryx: dino-bird; Ambulocetus: land-whale); Piltdown was debunked by science itself, strengthening the record.Horseshoe Crabs/Fish AncestorsHorseshoe crabs/fish evolve genetically (e.g., coelacanths have 1000s of mutations); slow morphological change reflects stable niches/stabilizing selection, not "perfection" or stasis—humans share ancient fish ancestors, not "were fish."Grok raped you
>>730348990too latethis is our website now
>>730369459>Confirms what I said in a denying tone and says irrelevant stuff>Strawmans what I said and doesn't debunk it.>Doesn't explain how they gained sexual reproduction>Claimed "transitional" fossils aren't transitional at all, they're just different animals someone made baseless claims about>Literal nonsense incorrect statement that even goes against the mainstream "correct" onions answer (stasis)Grok is a dumb as fuck AI.
>>730359216I AM...IN A WORLD OF SHIT
>>730370279Please be patient, it is designed to be a perfect copy of Elon Musk's reasoning abilities.
>>730370315For me it's when he coos in delight like a baby as he lowers his rifle to aim
>>730370279>Confirms what I said in a denying tone and says irrelevant stuffHe basically said you're a retard>Strawmans what I said and doesn't debunk it.If your original claim was “mutations can never create new functional information,” then showing examples where gene duplications and subsequent mutations yield new, selectable functions directly addresses it.>Doesn't explain how they gained sexual reproductionA real answer must at least sketch the steps, not just say “it happened.” A minimal outline is:Early eukaryotes already had DNA repair and cell‑fusion/aggregation processes.Polyploidy and cell fusion create temporary multi‑copy genomes.Recombination and reduction divisions (meiosis‑like processes) evolve as ways to repair damage and manage ploidy.Mating types/sexes evolve later as refinements on an already recombining system.You can argue about details, but simply repeating “no way” while ignoring these proposed steps (and modern organisms that still use partial versions of them) is not a counterargument.>Claimed "transitional" fossils aren't transitional at all, they're just different animals someone made baseless claims about“Different animals” is exactly what evolution predicts: every transitional form is a fully functional species of its own time. What makes it transitional is pattern, not half‑life:It has a mosaic of traits—some matching the ancestral group, some matching the descendant group.It appears in the right time window and stratigraphic level.Independent data (comparative anatomy, sometimes genetics) place it between those groups on a tree.To dismiss these as “baseless” you would have to:Show that the dates are wrong andShow that the anatomical character matrix has been incorrectly analyzed andOffer an alternative pattern explaining why “ancestral” traits systematically appear earlier in the record and “derived” traits later.
>>730372112>Literal nonsense incorrect statement that even goes against the mainstream "correct" onions answer (stasis)Mainstream evolutionary biology does not claim true stasis (zero change), it talks about:Morphological stasis: an overall body plan changes very little over long periods.Genetic and ecological change still happening underneath (allele frequencies shifting, adaptations to micro‑niches, etc.).So for “living fossils” like horseshoe crabs or coelacanths, the mainstream view is:They have evolved (genomes are different, there are distinct modern species).Their environment and niche have been unusually stable, so strong stabilizing selection keeps their basic form similar over vast timescales.If someone claims “mainstream” says they have been completely unaffected by evolution, that is simply incorrect; they are misrepresenting even the position they say they agree with.
>>730353345He is behind, but it's not a big deal. Just continue to take the advice of medical professionals (or speech pathologists if it comes to that). But he will speak when he's ready. Have you worked on sign language with him? If he understands, but is non-verbal that can be a viable way to communicate.
>>730325204As much as war is a fucking awful thing humans shouldn't have to go through. I think there's some comfiness and excitement to it that normal life can't compare to.
>>730325101Post-partum depression is a thing, you are basically a cocktail of good feel hormones trying to race against stress hormones and actual physical pain when you are pregnant. All the while even more hormones are being pumped out to give you bigger milkers, make you hungry all the time, make you sensitive to this and that, et cetera. It's not that being pregnant is fun, it's the rapid change in hormones.
>>730333124You should really study history, anon.
>>730344598You're doing your child a horrible disservice. You and your wife. Only children are always the weirdest.
>>730333863*withFTFY
>>730363837Same, former army and on 100%. I acutely hated waking up at 5-6am every day to workout but now that I'm effectively retired, I get the urge to wake up at 5-6am every day to workout and kinda miss walking around and complaining about my job
>>730324993What kids? I'm gonna die alone in 20 to 30 years. I'm not moving to better place and Im sure as hell not bringing kid to this world.
>>730340610you shouldve asked for ket instead
>>730324993Yeah got 2 girls. Both have steam decks. They play palworld terraria Stardew valley and some other crap with us.>>730325101They Actually do. We cant have anymore kids and my wife whines about missing the feeling of being pregnant at least once a week.
All these lovely people with their kids, why don't you just let a childless anon babysit your kids to show them what the joy of parenting is like. Just make sure you bring lots of vaseline.
>>730374080Fuck off Hebrew
>>730341276I'm 28 and already have 2 kids and a house and I've been married to her for about 8 years feels good to have a trusty pussy around 24/7
>>730325204yeah but women don’t have to sign up to become pregnant in a national emergency at 18 if the state decides to own youwe’re in a matriarchal society as long as that double standard exists
>>730373836Yes got don't have kids it's not worth it, don't worry about Africa or India making up almost half the worlds population.
>Today I will assault a federal officer who's trying to arrest murderers and pedophiles
>>730374157my guy, i met my wife in a dennys in 2009 when I was 19 - no one gets ityou’ll be done in your early 40’s when everyone’s on their third divorce or an hero’d
>>730335389At that age you should know by now that sex and girlfriends are for chad only.t.29 y/o unc.
>>730332776>godless "nihilistic" vtuber making mourning children feel worse after their parents dieSometimes the serpent is easy to spot
>>730335389I dont believe you. Nobody is a virgin at 28 unless its by choice. Pussy is simply way to easy to get.
>>730327585the manga is literally the tenshimoko timelineshe fucking did it somehowthe power of autism
>>730325101>>730330665It's funny how their brains will obscure the bad parts as time passes. The only thing my wife remembers is the lack of sleep both of us suffered during our twin's first year, and I'm nearly positive the only reason she even remembers that is because it was nearly twice as bad as it would normally be and that it impacted the both of us. The memories related to any physical pain or discomfort faded after six months or so. she's already wanting more and it's only been two years
>>730375515Based.Put another pair in her bro.
>>730324993My sister gave birth today, the baby isn't gonna stop her from gaming every now and then.She loves farming simulators and minecraft so much she isn't ever giving that shit up, plus she's got her husband and our mom to help out with the taking care of the baby won't be too bad.Also once she gains agency she'll probably be playing minecraft with my sister and stuff
>>730375643Nearly every single one of her female relatives has had twins when they got pregnant the second time, so the chances are pretty high. They're pretty frequent in my family as well, though I don't think the father's side has any noticeable impact on the odds of it occuring.As for the topic in the OP, I'll play games with them when they're a handful of years older. Right now they're not allowed to do anything involving a screen. I'm not going to raise fucking zombies like most of the people my age are doing.
>>730348990I needed a co-op partner
i would, but i am ugly and poor and have zero social support due to dead or dysfunctional family and i am already a 31 year old khvwont even have a niece or nephew either since my brother is a bit richer than me, but also pussyfree and almost in his 40s
>>730332776Why can't atheists be normal? Just because you believe nothing matters doesn't mean you have the excuse to be a bitch.
**yes**
>>730377419>discord
>>730339151oldfags are wizards all, newfags hop between this and reddit to get away from nagging wives
>>730357628The site had a few major burns offs of its population which were then replaced in part because of the same cultural shifts that drive the old guard away, leaving mainly those who pop in casually or the real no lifers.However those waves of new blood have also stopped coming in as /here/ no longer has a niche for most people under their mid 20s.Its hitting the smaller but previously large boards like /tg/, first but unless another big happening occurs expect things to start slowing down within the next 5 years.
>>730348414I've seen enough anecdotal evidence to believe that it likely plays a part. My sister-in-law barely made a peep during her delivery according to my brother, and that was with her turning down an epidural. She's also in fantastic shape, to the point where she would be easy to mistake for being ten years younger than she is. When my wife was talking to her and some of her friends about their experiences, I was able to guess their level of pain during delivery with an astounding amount of accuracy by comparing it to how in shape they were. None of them are ham beasts, but some of them are noticeably more chunky than the others. The only exceptions in that particular pool were a girl who was very waifish, so it caused some complications that led to pain, and one of the chunkier girls who has an overall figure built for birthing children.
I thought kohl was gone for good but looks like it's back baby
>>730335660Suicide is a lesser evil than indecisiveness limbo, at least then a decision has been made.
>>73034107190% of dadposters are also the dads who stepped up btw
>>730357029Dessert just tastes so much better when the doctor has told you that you need to gain weight. It's science.
>>730333058I wish you guys had a melty like this in all off-topic threads
>>730335043>art is not subsidized by the governmentBased
>>730325101>All these repliesNu-/v/ really is here to stay huhLiterally nothing but normalfags
>>730327670get an architect husband and you can eat like a pig guilt-free all the time
gotta love the tranny admin having a melty and banning everyone in the GDQ thread for no reason and then leaving blogshit up for 24 hours
>>730357628Can I drop a truth bomb here that I don't know if you all feel it but I doI mean yes we were alive when VHSes and VCRs were a thing. Yes we remember the dial up connecting sound and screaming at our parents to not pick up the phone which was at the time corded into the wall. Yes we remember having to get up and turn the dials on TV and going to channel 3 to get your NES to work.Yes we can go on and on and onBut despite all that, we're as you said either 40 or pushing 40 and you know whatIt's not good.Being old, hell getting old, just well, sucks.You guys know what I mean right?
>>730324993I didn't read the top left captions at first and thought it was stages in her life and that she was just fat as a teenager
>>730339151Oldfag =/= normalfagWhat >>730377941 said
>>7303251011st trimester is usually pain and vomiting. 2nd is "the glow" and they're euphoric in a non fedora way. 3rd is hit or miss but usually never as bad as the first.
>>730382445they both deserve to be bannedhaving a general up about troons speedrunning is as much about video games as this thread is
>>730382507I joked with my friends that I was going onto the wrong side of 30 when I turned 31. That was 5 years ago. Now at 36 I'm truly on the wrong side of the 30s...
>>730325101my cousin is coughing up green gunk right now since she can't get an inhaler or antibiotics since she's at about 8 months
>>730382302I don't think the one I have would care if I got fat anyway. I don't like how it affects my ability to move around, though.
>>730376272Based and same for my 2-year-old
My daugher, 20, took my steam deck for her Christmas break. She played Silksong for 60 hours and is stuck on Act 2.
>>730341071It's been like this for more then a decade now. Very sad.
>>730335389It's over nigga you are 28
>>730382507if 30 is considered old then what are actual senior citizens at 70?
>have adult kids living with me>one likes to watch Youtube slop with me and the other likes to play video games while I watchLiving the dream, now if only I could stay awake when we do spend time together. Feels like I fall asleep as soon as my ass hits the couch now. Some of my old classmates are just now having kids and I can't imagine trying to keep up with one at my age.
>>730384837fossil
>>730331514good man.
>>730363638"You miss every shot you don't take" is true and false. You cannot lose a race if you don't join the raceYou just don't understand what a normie is because you are one
>>730324993i want to but i am infertile i want to die
>click thread>expect lol thread>get >>730325101>>730325204 instead>have le children and join le military>conveniently just in the cusp of WW3do they not know how to be subtle anymore? this is the glowiest niggerest thread I have ever seen in my fucking LIFE
>>730324993My brother gave his kids a switch and then took it away because they were playing it too much and arguing over it. He thought it was making them less well adjusted kids overall.
>>730386134ThisYou can't be a failed normalfag if you never attempted normalfag shit to begin with
>>730378217>authentic chad vs virginThank you for your service
>>730363638No, outcasts can be either self imposed hermits/introverts, or failed normalfags.The true introvert retreat is voluntary, mostly because the stupid pastimes of normalfags and their simple, gregarious nature is an unbearable hideous drag for them. Being around them is boring and tiring, something only tolerated in small doses when strictly necessary.A failed normalfag is a retard that wants to be like normalfag cattle, belong to their circle and partake in their vapid interests, but is too needy, insecure and socially inept to actually accomplish it. A truly pathetic existence.The fact that you can't conceive that some people wouldn't want that horrible NPC life no matter what means you are indeed a failed normalfag.
>>730329931Good for you anon.>>730333610I'm a man.
>>730387147>I'm a man.ywnbaw
>>730387219Correct, I don't want to be one either.Though I do have to admit it would be fun to have a pair of titties constantly available for slapping around.
>>730335721>>730335720Actually its girls that have nerd hobbies that end up being the biggest whores. Nerdy girls are actually very insecure and theyre in loser male hobbies full of simps that give them attention at every turn. Even if theyre not fucking the losers specifically they still experience a level of male attention they would otherwise never have, so they end up being dependant on it. I realize both of you are mostly talking out of your ass and trying to get a rise out of someone, but a big concern of mine is having my daughter end up being a slut. I might as well kill myself if I cant stop that from happening, but it truly seems impossible unless shes butt ugly. I do wonder what the fuck should i do. I dont believe im alone in this for even a second and its probably the main cause most guys would probably be less happy to hear they were having a girl. I guess the best thing to do in this case, and probably every case, is to not treat children like theyre idiots. Do it like Yotsuba where she has lots of freedom and the adults in her life treat her like shes a person and not a pet. Doing so would pave the way for them to grow up with more confidence and be more discerning. Discernment is the biggest tool you have against stupidity, so much that when someone voices their own discernment and tastes they're demonized by idiots who just consume the slop. Im sure comments like this will get the usual longhoused idiots riled up, but there has to be a way your baby girl doesnt end up a whore.
>>730386262Rough
>>730325101few women would have more than 1 kid otherwise
>>730387390My mom is a whore and decided to have three kids
>>730339339You son is a good man. Future CEO at least.
I'm not going to force it on them, but if they wanted to play vidya with me I'd do it within reason
>>730332776women don't know wtf they want but kids is always what they want.unfortunately some push the feeling away until it is too late.many such cases today but i think the younger generation of women will be more keen on having children when seeing how miserable older childless ones are.
>>730333058here
>>730387489she's wise
>>730325204Based. Real men join the military to provide for their families and protect their countries.
>>730366883imagine parroting Kent Hovind of all people, you're a fucking idiot
>>730387801>real men die for Israel 3000 miles from home while their wife fucks the neighbours
>>730387925>cuckoldry out of nowhere That's why you need to join the military. Get this weird shit out of your head.
>>730387329Your best bet is ironically early on getting her hooked on boybands and male idols so that her standards are so high the gawky teenage boys around her don't compare and then sending her to a ton of extracurriculars to not only keep her occupied but cultivate herself as high value so that her standards in men remain unobtainable and to also push her into a work first mentality in college.Modern society is too sexually open to prevent the level of sexual ignorance needed for a girl to not get sexual at all once puberty hits, but the best your gonna get is containing those urges to masturbating till college age, once that hits she will explode regardless and best your going to get is guiding her to boning chad from a wealthy family instead of taking a train at a party.
>>730387329>into nerdy stuff as a teenager ~20 years ago>friend group is almost all guys as one would expect from our interests>start dating one eventually, rumors start going around that I got "passed around">mfw I eventually found out they were started by the fat girl who would brag about fucking college guysThere are definitely loose women into that stuff too though, or at least performatively into it. I just had to blogpost about being wronged by a fat whore decades ago.
>>730382507>tfw i have 50something year old coworkers who tell me I'm still youngsome really mixed messages
>>730362713>>730359103Modern fathers are actually statistically the most present they've ever been.Modern Women are women, and so they waste their time with social media and netflix, both of them full of jewish anti natalism propaganda. Women are very, very lost. They have no guides. Their mothers and fathers are hands off and just accept whatever, and theres really no real strong female figure women latch onto. Like who's the Andrew Tate or Jordan Peterson of women? Regardless of how you feel about them theyre still the product of young men being receptive to ideas and creeds that they think will help enhance their lives. What do women have? Feminism is a joke that no one takes seriously ideologically. Women are just treated like children their entire lives and a big part of being a child is to not get pregnant. Thats why every show presents being pregnant as basically body horror. These women screech about rape and violence when we live at a time where women being victimized is at an all time low. A woman can literally be trying to run you over with a truck and you'll still be lucky to not end up in jail if you shoot at her whiles shes trying to kill you. What incentive do women have to be mothers or do any sort of self relection? Their lives arent real. Everything is already taken care of for the most part for them. If life is the journey the soul has to go through for spiritual wholeness, then women are very unluck. They wont learn anything, they will never be challenged, they'll always land on their feet at the expense of men or their own children. They wont take any real form. It seems sad.
>>730330000>pregnancy sexI would feel weird like I'm squirting semen on my son
>>730325101my wife got extremely horny when she was pregnant, god i fucking loved it.
I’m not allowed to mate with the womenfolk
>>730388232That sound like pretty terrible advice anon. The most obvious answer would be to get her to church. Of course, shit happens inside the church as well, but its often more of a faux pas to be the church whore. But yeah, the problem is actually deeper with modernity. All the talk about body count online is really cuck cope. "oh my wife only had 5 cocks inside her, so shes only been somewhat pre fucked". Any number higher than zero is a tragedy if you really love a woman, regardless of hookups or boyfriends shes still getting plowed and youre in the aftermath of that.
>>730388559Maturity used to come as a consequence of hitting certain life goals such as marriage, getting a house, or having kids.However the process of hitting those milestone in of itself has become such a struggle that people are just opting out, so nobody outside of the top percentile is hitting them at a reasonable age.People don't fuck if they still live with their parents, if they don't fuck relationships stall out, if relationships stall out there is no moving in together, no moving in means no settling down, no settling down means no children and so on.
>>730389161If you take her to church she is just going to lash out as a teen regardless since that was the teenage mind does., really the important part is keeping her occupied so she is to busy to rebel in the first place, and cultivating within her high standards that filer out most men. The rest are just examples of achieving that goal.
>>730342602>She has an egg laying fetish off from her Monster Hunter bestiallity kinkswhat the fuck? are you serious?no wonder she says that kind of stuff when THAT's the type of shit into. handicapped animal fucker, lol.>>730359517>Rathalos giant dildoShe owns something like that that?? come on bro..
>>730332776>>730374628>>730376909>>730342602>>730389946atheists always end up like this, thinking they're above others in some way while ultimately being the absolute worst of the degenerates underneath that entire facade of fake holiness or betterment compared to others.
>>730389541>lash out as a teen regardless since that was the teenage mind does.Theres levels to lashing out though, but point taken. Cant argue against that because one girl who was highly religious in high school turned into a turbo whore in college. College seems to be the main culprit here. It still doenst sound like good advice to overwhelm her with shit to do. Seems like a recipe for resentment. I want a situation where i can cultivate enough discernment and taste so that she never ends up with the wrong crowd in the wrong places doing the wrong things. I cant be there all the time so the best i can do is lay the foundation for her to get there on her own.Its a shitty subject to talk about because women, especially modern women, will give you endless shit for not wanting your daughter to be a slut. My mom is probably the only woman in the word i could talk about this, but she actually didnt have such a marvelous childhood. She says shes only ever been with my father and her parents were pretty bad all things considered. Maybe the secret ingredient to character is pain. It seems kinda obvious but pain chisels you into an adult.
>>730387635>missing outon fucking what?>on my one lifeokay but what the fuck does that mean?she still doesn't know what she wants that she's "missing out" on.and it's not being put to work like a menial slave in an office, that's for sure. it's children like you say, but apparently giving credence to that thought might be almost like them accepting "defeat" in some way cause there's no way in their head the answer would be that simple, lol.
>>730389313>Maturity used to come as a consequence of hitting certain life goals such as marriage, getting a house, or having kids.It should seem like it, but thinking like that is a good recipe for disaster. Thinking youll be more mature, more adult, more respectable, if you get married is a recipe for disaster. > People don't fuck if they still live with their parentsPersonally i havent found this to be the case at all, but even then theres airbnbs and other places. People used to really only move out of their parents houses after they got someone pregnant, so i cant believe its due to that. I believe theres an economy aspect to it but its far from the only factor, after all its mostly the dirty poors who are the most fertile. I really dont think young men are not mature, or less mature. Theyre probably less experienced than their fathers were at aspects like marriage and whatnot, but how many of that generation ended up in divorce? Young men nowdays really have a wealth of knowledge and information to make good choices, while the boomers seem to be completely clueless about the way the world works. But i dont see that with women. Very rarely do I see a woman saying something profound and true. Its mostly just something pedestrian at best and absolute vile at worst. For all the noise that is made about porn and its effects on mens development, the effect social media has on women is AT LEAST 10 times worse, and thats being generous. Like youve mentioned all those ecomonical issues that are caused by inflation and other factors, but every fucking election cycle what is the one thing women talk about? Fucking abortions. Its been like that for at least 50 years now. It seems pretty impossible to become pregnant if you dont want to nowdays. You have pills, hormone injections, condoms, IUDs. Theyre readily available. Abortion really just comes across as a bad joke, yet its all these whores seem to truly care about, and that seems quite bizarre.
>>730388276>wronged by a fat whore decades ago.a universal experience
