Now: Legend of Zelda Twilight PrincessNext: Doom EternalLater: SplatoonStreams: https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwc https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730349132
i love imp midna
i ain't watching
Uli runs spyro
Migging
>>730355749I'm in.
>4 hours of this
migd
imp midna is fat and smells bad
>>730355807why does he look so old
Migna
This makes the le mature TP fag have a mental meltdown
>>730355862The de-greased pizza diet isn't working out
>>730355862he only eats pizza and hamburger helper
>>730355882she does not look like this
>>730355831it's kind of sad that this is one of the better runs we've had all week
>>730355903can you post this in wsg?
Are these events still filled with turbo autists, trannies and spergs?
midna got such a fat ass what a WHORE
>EST 3:55:00????????????????
Chart?
>WWfag having multi-thread meltdown
>>730355991That's all these events are. You take out the autistic tranny spergs and you don't have a gdq.
Tomohiro Ishii on his way to choppa the WWautist
>>730355807>Click on timestamp>He's smiling with a look of pure joy in his eyes>Click on another timestamp>Still just in a state of utter autistic bliss>Fast forward to end of stream>STILL grinning from ear to ear and cutely mumbling about nothing Uli is a treasure
>>730355737>>730355832It was annoying that Hugo was trying to talk about cool stuff like who made what map and they were just being massively bitchy towards him.
>>730355764>MM is the better gameMM biggest weakness by far is how it plays as a game, versus all the other things like music, atmosphere, story, etc. Easily the worst zelda game purely as a game.
Your opinion on Twilight Princess and Wind Waker are worthless unless you've recently gone back to rub one out to Imp Midna and Medli.
>>730355948is this right?
>>730356075its the only 3d zelda that isn't designed for babies
>>730356117Would explore her cave
What the fuck, wheres gymnast 86?
>>730356075not really, all the things you listed add up to make it the better experience and gameEven the annoying parts put you into the shoes of someone stuck in frustrating cycle you can't escape fromOnly way you could say that is it you were talking about the 3DS version
>>730356073Hopefully we see a redemption this time around if hes even there
>>730356073>>730355832 what run?
okay okay we still don't know what trans rights means but what is trans rights are human rights supposed to mean
>>730356191He """has covid"""
>>730349434w-what happened during 12 bananas
migged, but at wehat cost
i slept from end of dk64 til nowwhat did i miss
>>730356220A weird way of trying to say that they are human but framing it in a way that makes it sound like trannies are actually not human.
>>730356193okay how about this:>Two of the four dungeons are shit and dungeons are the most important part of a Zelda game
>>730355903Catbox link is dead, bossSound won't play
i don't have covid, what game should i speedrun
>>730356268it was the straw that broke the camels back reallythe entire awful block is nothing but intentionally shit games played by slaphappy retards that are constantly redlining the microphone by screeching into it at the drop of a pin
>>730356268transbians made out on camera again
>>730356402not a fetish btw
>>730356383Goddamn, Midna is so hot.
im amazed that even into adulthood people never get smarter or advance their debate skills past what they were when they were 17.its so tiring entertaining teenage level arguments
>>730355807my goat
miggin slowly
Midna would be kinda hot if her hair wasn't so ugly
>>730356475I'm amazed that even into adulthood people try to debate on an anonymous imageboard full of degenerates
MIDNA CHAN MIDNA CHAN MIDNA CHAIN AIIIIEEEEEEE
>>730356207I think it was doom 2016 but I can't remember which year
>Bocchi the Reddit
annoying commentary and crew or just me?
>>730355892
midna love is about her human form right? surely people arent actually attracted to a weird imp
man, the gdq collaboration with humble bundle is so crappy... all games on the list are worthless
>>730356026Imagine the smell…Like napalm in the morning…Some day this trash show will end.
did he smash that yetussy
>>730356383gay
>>730356148MM is designed so that every dungeon can be completed in less than an hour on your first try even with the fairy search padding. And there's only four of them. The tiresome repetition is perfectly tuned for babies.
did you pre order your official AGDQ trans rights hyoooooooooooope shirt yet /v/? https://theyetee.com/collections/all/products/and-one-more-thing?_pos=12&_sid=1ef2ebbdb&_ss=r
>>730356609>allFuck off, King of Cards is great.
RATS ARE NOT GAY
I feel like everyone who attend these events must have a growing disdain for the other people there each time.
>>730356475you're probably arguing with an actual highschooler
>>730356475wind waker sucks and you're a bot lol
>>730356598Nope, it's about par for the course.
>>730356046I-Ishii-san, your poor knees
>mm is just 4 dungeons therefore its badone of the dumbest arguments ive ever heard
>>730356609>F.E.A.R. 2so they included the game with the rape scene at the end that they skipped?
Newest chart?
i tried watching the split fiction run but i couldn't get to the racism rant, it's too annoying
>>730356734Everyone sane stopped attending these events like 8 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nANdDIDQ2rc
>>730356609>humble bundle is so crappyFTFYit's about donating bro but you will never find a good AAA or even AA good games there most of the time.
at least this looks like a speedrun
>>730356691Good morning. Sir.
>>730356862>4 hours>speedNo
Who was wrong here?
>>730356683yeah im sure the dungeons are actually too easy and you didn't get filtered, i definitely believe you
I really appreciate how new tricks can be discovered for fairly popular games well over a decade from their release.
>it's called "kitty climb" for several reasons>mostly just that we want to make this as faggoty as possible
>>730356827
>>730356895kek wtf
>>730349434what happened with animal crossing????
>>730356951Grim GDQ so far
>>730356951Wanted to see Skull Island but 12 Bananas defeated me and I went to sleep instead. Guess I'll catch it.
>>730356895this run was fucking legendaryit's one of the few runs I've rewatched I think the game was split/second, can't remember which year
>>730356895The sex that night must have been spectacular
>>730356951what's wrong with donkey kong the runners aren't even trannies
>>730356734Anyone who actually likes speed running stopped caring to go years ago like even before COVID. It's hyper corpo, doesn't really care about the runs only milking donations, and still hyper fixated on trans shit meanwhile the rest of the world backed off from because they realized those people are like .025% of the population
>>730356951>multiple historically bad runs and there's still three days left
>>730357004I don't know, it was a comfy race.The loser went over estimate but the winner didn't, so the > feels a bit inaccurate too.
>>730357004nintendo game
>>730356890It's all dungeons brother , and theres some fun tech
>>730356951What the fuck happened during 12 banana's?
>That's a large part of what GDQ is about>Also cancer awareness or some shit, I dunno...
>>730356683You're supposed to be immersed and feel rushed knowing that if you fuck up and don't finish in time, you'll have to do it all over again. And the original save system didn't let you save scum, which was a good thing. But the devs didn't understand this and fucked up the save system for casuals on the 3DS
>>730356794Knees?
how do you speedrun animal crossing
>>730356890you seem like the kinda nigga to say futa needs to have the vagina
>>730356475>>730356546This. There’s no point in having debate skills. Did debate league in hs and can count on one hand how many times in my adult life that I can remember someone genuinely moving anyone’s opinion in an argument.
>>730357056
>>730357218very carefully
>>730356383That better be a female rat or you gay
>>730356842October 2025 was pretty good month.
>>730356951GODLESS YEAR
>>730357218carefully
>>730357004It was over an hour/v/ will never give a longer run a high ratingJust wait for the pure retardation that's gonna follow when someone posts "Rate the run!" in a couple of hours
>>730357082they both went overestimate lying faggot
This castig thing is so obnoxious.
>>730357243can't see shit
>>730357284the longer runs are good for less vote tism in the thread pushing it to bump limit instantly
Zelda is speedrunning (IRL)
>>730357295Okay, you know what, I actually missed them extending the estimate mid-run. They've been doing that so much it's all blurring together in my mind.Fair enough; I retract my complaint.
>>730357284this run sucks Though
>>730357332look at the text on the loading screen
I don't even know why they keep the chat so neutered. I know there's a bunch of trannies but the number of ultra-neurotic trannies who get really hurt at twitch chat is a small fraction of them. And ProtoMagical isn't involved with them anymore. Missed opportunity to instantly improve the product significantly.
>maimai DX PRiSM PLUS tonightOh shit stealth kino incoming? The autist rhythm game showcase last year was fucking great.
>>730357243This can't be real
>>730357416no it doesn't
Oh no
Sisters, is here; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYQvGtVJdE
Game grumps?
>Game grumps donoThis event can't possibly get any gayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-ETPu0iK8ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-ETPu0iK8ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-ETPu0iK8o
What if we made rates on a strawpoll to limit multiple votes and thread spam
>Game GrumpsMan, they used to be good.
>>730357243why do they do this
Egoraptor Donation!!
I'M NOT SO GRUMP
THE game grumps? that takes me back..
>>730356951Man almost every run has been bad or mid this year...
>>730357440sadly it is :/
>>730357491no, they couldn't even play naughty bear correctly
>>730357489man, let it go, enjoy the runs
>>730357243Wasn't this event supposed to be about cancer?
>>730357493they pretend to be fairies and as such will die if they don't feel validated
>>730357017I’m having fun posting ITTs at least, probably a bit more than last year even.
Egoraptor is just an oney cloneHe literally does the exact same voices and bits.
>>730357194I'd rather have harder dungeons without time limits, not to mention MM only had 4 dungeons compared to the usual 8. The rushing thing was just a way for the devs to pad a small game with a very short dev cycle.
>2 hours of doom eternalfuuuck
>>730357491The Jon era is still kino
>splatoon raceisn't that a mp game?at least the thread will be nice I guess...
>>730357545This shit is ridiculous at this point.Someone needs to nut up and end it.
>>730357481Leftists unironically believe that early 2010s Internet humor is worse than being a Nazi
>>730357575egoraptor came first though
>>730357243What’s wrong with this?
>>730357575>Egoraptor is just an oney cloneReverse that and it will be correct
>>730357545oh but its just the one runner, thats slightly less awful
>>730357589with shovelclaws no less
Would people groan if JonTron donated?
>>730357575and neither is funny
>>730357697NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK
>>730357673Did you see the Jet Set Radio run?
doom has always been dogshit
>>730357567
>>730355892I don't get it
>>730357707It would never ever get read outloud. You'd have to sneak it in. "20 dollars from Jon. I'd be a grump if I didn't hear traaans rights!" Or something like that might make it.
>>730357784no, only since 2016
trans people exist
>>730357784first 2 were kino, after that yeah agreed
>>730356951American truck simulator was the most divisive run so far. What happened?
>>730357850no, always
>>730357589What you don't like modern Doom where all you do is push the cool kill animation button? LE RIP AND TEAR!
>>730356383Why is it in slowmo lmao rats lick like it's ice cream on the sun
>>730357873How could we forget
>>730357873and that's a problem!
>>730357589>>730357697will he save us?
GDQ banned me....
>>730357265How is Atomic Heart? I've had it installed for awhile now, but still have yet to play it.
>>730357670see>>730357545specifically the scene transition animation on the right side player's screen
>what do you want from the midna store?>could I get some milk?holy based
Threat is surprisingly family friendly considering the game being run.
I like the run so far :3
>>730357567they banned the last man to try preventing cancer
>>730357717That literally happens every single year. I’ve noticed that anons tend to be hypernegative (more so than usual) for the first 1-2 days then settle in and begin to enjoy themselves more.
>>730358003everyone left to look at midna r34
>>730358068jesus imagine feelin that level of happiness
>>730357892Cringey, runners were terrible. But it was a fun trainwreck so some loved it, some hated it
>>730357892meme, non serious run, nepo hire runners trying to be funny, basically everything wrong with nu gdq in a nutshell but some anons have to be always contrarian and pretend to like it regardless so here we are
>>730357776I saw the bus accident, yes
>>730357960Nice.
>>730357518The one on the left looks like he'd have a cute sister.
I LIKE THAT JUMP
>kind of want to watch doom eternal>happens while I'm at work>boring runs afteroh well
>>730356951Honestly this is about what I'd expect from gdq these days. The amount of non-speedruns this year is absurd though. Shit like Split fiction was dreadful
>>730357959huGOD..... we need you.....
>>730357493they're trolls and like making people angry and it makes them smile happily
>>730358068why do they do that when they enjoy themselves
I'M SO BORED!
My one regret is that I have...boneitis
are these guys genuinely retarded? theyre acting like theyve never seen a glitch before
>>730358248I want to see the Super Metroid run, but it's at 2am my time.They're one of the few consistently good GDQ runs year on year, with a couple exceptions.
Childish banter
>>730357589https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFe32ZNtWAw&t=118s
>>730358409>>730358428neck yourselves autists
as expected from 'men' who use pronouns
>>730357575I clicked "do not recommend this channel" on youtube for both of them
Is gal gun banned
Do these guys really think they're as funny as they think they are?
this reaction to the glitch is betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBPEVxI534k
>>730358409I'm convinced that starting in recent years if you do a primetime run GDQ staff will hand you a script or shownotes to fulfill.
>>730358513Almost assuredly.
>>730358520based on the grammar of your sentence, yes
>Link Thing
>>730358278I still am confused by whatever the hell the trucker game was about. Like they seemingly picked two random people to "race" from one point to another while nether really had any understanding of the game and the first half was just them trying to unstick one of the trucks. Like it was a total cluster fuck that got mercy killed yet /v/ was pretending it was the greatest shit ever
>>730358529I miss him and his laugh
my friends laughed and joked like thiswhen we were 5 years old
>>730358529This is peak GDQ. Imagine if GDQ never got as big as it did. We could of had this forever.
>>730358628They just wanted to do the bit. The game was the excuse.
>>730358686>could of
>worst zeruda>not the fun category>4 hours
Doom Internal? Are they going to play Imp Encounter?
>>730358529Did everyone in this room get banned for the most inoffensive shit possible?
just keep posting midna idc
>>730358628the person who got stuck immediately also alt tabbed at some point and people could see their steam accountthey had over 100 hours in the game, and didn't know how to reverse
>>730358686No it wouldn'tThe pussification of the world, and speedrunners need to have social media, meant it would be just like it is now
>>730358727I'm very brown.
>>730358727never should of come here!!
This 4-hr run is still better than the shitty randomizer LttP/OoT races they've been doing in previous events.
>>730357959*eats cereal during your run*
>>730355749Chibi won.
>BERG
after this nothing good until e33
>>730358889hmmmnn nyo..
>>730356191>>730356260he's right here
>>730358931>turn based RPG speedrun>good
Th-Thanks GDQ... You shouldn't have...
>>730358704What even was the bit? Everyone talk in terrible texas accents for 30 minutes?
>>730358931>until e33
I love minda
>>730358909
>>730359057I prefer the real Midna.
>>730358931>astroturf shill33
>>730358931you mean stellar blade
Are the runner and that simp guy on the couch gonna fuck, or...
>>730358931I'm expecting the e33 run to suck, if not because of the run itself then because of the commentary or the donos
>>730359087>triggered
So the OoT vs MM on the schedule means just one will be run, right? Which would you pick?
I am curiousHow's GDQ doing compared to previous years as of today
>>730358996I was ready to call that a paid ad run but idk maybe this dude will be funny
>>730358931Not gonna lie man. Looking ahead to the rest of the schedule there really ain't shit to look forward to. The 70 star Mario run peaked my interest for a moment but then I read 70 person relay so it's probably going to be a cluster fuck. Also why the hell are they ending with pokemon???
>>730357892Painfully unfunny dogshit that everyone gave SSS because they like one of the guys who was on the couch
>>730359173gets worse every year but this year seems better than last year
>>730359004Yes, that was the bit.
>>730359138OoT, since MM has to suffer the clocktown intro.I recall speedrunners decided they had enough and started used a premade save file.
Y'all seen transformers one? I love that movie
>>730359197
>>730359292Which of the future Zelda movies will include Midna?
>>730359272i don't mean in content, that much I can seeI mean numbers wise
>>730359280Okay... I really shouldn't have expected better knowing this is the same event that wasted an entire hour having a dude pretend he was a middle school science teacher and do science
>1 more hour of this
MIGGING
>>730359292I've been meaning to watch it but I'm super burned out on bayformers shit and I don't know what continuity that movie is supposed to follow
That was kinda sick
>>730359339oh, I remember it was around 60k last year, and someone posted the donation comparion which is like 300K~ offso doing a lot worse this year. viewership goes down every year I guess, but donations are anyone's guess.The sponsors were better last year
Honestly pretty impressive getting that second part of the trick that quickly in a marathon. Nerves must have been sky high and then having to such a stupid bullshit trick
>thread slow as fuck when it's just 3 regular white guys on screen
>>730359338Probably the 2nd one, played by uma therman
> the tp speedrunning community
Wait, this run is actually sick
>>730359338I can see Midna appearing in the 2nd movie, just like how they're jumping to Galaxy with the second Mario movie. Zelda games are too samey when it comes to the cast of characters so they would have to jump around to the games with very distinct plots/characters for the sequels if they want to keep things interesting for the general audience.
How many years has he been at this?
>>730359516Uma Thurman would be a crime, waayyy too old
>>730359512it's four hours long
>>730359545Hopefully he remembers to have a son to pass the torch to
>>730359623what is
he died instant F
>>730359623>Speedrun>4 hours longI swear I beat this game faster as a casual just playing the game normally.
>>730359512> 3 regular white guys> he/they> they/them
>>730359516>thinking that they wouldn't cast a black actress for the princess of the Twilight realmHow naive
Old zelda was so good. Shame BOTW fucked it
>>730359545Do You Even Nep Bro?
>>730359623>Four hours long>Still full of things happening and people talking without bloat>Even the reader isn't being as huge a faggot as he couldI will never understand people's insistence that a run being long means anything more than "I don't personally like them"
>>730358347they're just silly little guys
>>730359730I'm biased against 3D zeldas
how are some of these textures so bad lol
Fuck it. I'm going to say it.Gundam > Zelda
>>730358347Their skull can rub behind their eyes when happy/excited which makes them pop out a bit
>>730359730it's just hard to sit and focus on watching someone playing a game that's as long as The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
>>730359545Do any of the Nep games even have an interesting speedrun?
>>730359519At least it doesn't seem to have completely killed the scene like what happened to MM when their retarded trick got discovered.
>>730359796In what world are those two things even comparable
>>730359416It starts a new continuity I think. It's not bayformers at all
>>730359802wait really?
>>730359796I too prefer apples to oranges
>>730358356What if you played video games?
>>730359796based
>>730359861I'll watch it soon then
>>730359932oranges > apples tho
They really need to bring back Midna as a companion, man
>>7303597963d zelda games suck so much that this is true.
Transisters... it's been like what, 30 seconds since they've shouted trans rights? You don't think they've forgotten about us do you?
First try, motherfucker>>730359824You are allowed to take breathers to do something else. You may stand up and stretch and get water during donation reading or whatever fluff bits. We do that too.
I don't want to be a woman
>>730359781I know lol it's like the game came out in 2005 or something wtf fr fr
>>730359848What happened with MM?I only remember Ennopp being, or turning into, a massively annoying faggot. Can't even remember why I thought that.
>>730359824>The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the KingShould have seen the Lord of the Rings JRPG run the other year, it was pretty awesome.
>>730359824who sits an actually puts all their attention on these runs? its background noise outside of a few moments.
Does this host not even know what bone-itis is from?
>>730360085why not??
I like long runs, sorryI especially love RPG runs
>>730360232These are the only runs I pay full attention to actually
>>730360156>What happened with MM?SRM
>>730360256Because it's impossible
>>730360318I see
>>730360318>SRM
>>730360330So you'd want to be a woman if it wasn't impossible?
>>730360330nothing is impossible, only improbable!
>>730360085Do you at least want to have one??
Just watched the Land Before Time run.Pretty goood, easily my favorite so far. Sad I missed it live.
Holy shit. Are they still doing Twilight Princess?Zzzzz.
I love Zelda!
do you guys like rats?
>>730360495that happened millions of years ago anon
>>730358996I've only heard of this game because it did a crossover with Cato: Buttered Cat, which was a good game.
>>730360085TIMEOUT 1s
>>730360559
>>730360467https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NywG9LOs04s
When's the Smash Brawl run?
bring back the good ol days with the funkblock
>>730360559they are neat
>>730360559I think they're really miceI probably couldn't deal with having one as a pet tho, only two years max and pure suffering for the last stretch of their lives
>>730360648this nigga fat as shit
>>730360559they are cute
>>730360564some people have to work
>>730360720>he causes wastehuh?
>>730360720>HE>HE>HE
ANY MAJOR DUDE WITH HALF A HEART
>>730358686Peak GDQ was prior to 2012. Silver age was 2012 to 2014. 2015 to 2017 was Corpo-GDQ. Anything after that has been Gender-changes Done Quick.
>>730360559https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZH_jDIjWV4
>>730360559Rats are cute and among the coolest pets.But my soul would not be able to handle their short lifespans.
>>730360813HAS
>>730360720rats would never do any of that they're innocent
Runner looks like a Culkin brother
>>730360648This is why RAM is so expensive...all the ratos taking the parts for homes...
TP darknuts were so fucking cool
>>730360156Was talking about the glitch where you can open the debug menu by playing the song of soaring like 60+ times. Turns out playing the same song for 10 minutes doesn't make the run fun. Later on the amount got reduced and then replaced with ACE, but the damage was done
>>730360704do NOT visithttps://bigrat.monster/worst mistake of my life
rats > spedruns
>>730360260I love you.
>>730360559Have there been any runs with rats?
Rat game.Rat marathon.Rat thread.Rat board.
>>730360887Was this the last Zelda game with darknuts?Still baffles my mind that skyward sword of all games didn't have them
Shpiders
AIEEEEE A SPIDER SAVE ME TRANNYMAN
>>730360972What th e fuck is she...??
>>730360984
>>730360769burrows into warehouses and tears into vehicles and crates of material to sleep and shit in
>
>>730360972Amnesia the bunker
>>730360972lucky rato
An hour left.....yippee.....
>Actually pandering to arachnophobes
>>730361069why the fuck is it so bright?
>>730361069NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>730360972
>>730360972>Rat clearly gets an erection at 7 seconds>Hides it with her finger and continues
>>730361121because poorly lit games do not compress well
>worst nudoom nextaiight wake me up when it's over
>>730360559I can barely deal with pets that live only 20 years, no way I could handle 2 years.
>>730361121he's a dirty cheater
>>730361201it aint zoom the dank ages tho
>>730361091I consider myself an arachnophobe but the whole panic about spiders on screen that has started in recent years and the resulting warnings and censorship options are pure performative attention whoring. Nothing else.
>>730361091the MH spider censor was cringekino
>>730361165What a nasty bitch. I would give anything to be that rat.
>>730361201but it's not dark ages thoughbeit
>>730361242This. I get if you don't like seeing them irl, but if you can't handle spiders on screen you legit need cognitive behavioral therapy
>>730361121Horror games become 10x easier when you turn brightness up
>>730361253What was that about?
>>730361295cbt helped me a lot, i am very thankful for cbt
>>730361242that motherfucker
>>730361354Good for you Yoda
>>730361242>>730361357why did he do it?
>>730361357If woke people are sensitive to arachnaphobes, does this mean spiders are based?>>730361242Pretty cool of you, not gonna sugarcoat it
sigmaballs
>>730361319<--- not spiders
>>730361242Imagine being the first to arrive at the scene
>>730361453>thought he made a mess>knew he would get in trouble>tried to make it look like an accident
it's a really cool url!
>Makes fun of his speech impediment>"Haha no it was just a joke I make about all my friends :)"
whenms zelda over im not wacthing thsi
I LOVE ZELDA
>>730360061yeah what I'm saying is that's why the thread is slower because barely anyone is going to sit and watch it for four hours straight
>>730361693ugh, i hate the twitchy movements insects make. but at the same time twitchy movements small mammals make dont bother me at all.
>>730361675Same. I love it so much
>>730360260I like the lumpy pumpkin,
>>730361693AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
>>730361693Jumping spiders are cool little guys
>>730360061i'm not gonna stretch ever
>>730361627In an hour.
>event so shit the thread (d)evolved into ratpostingI'm looking forward to the day they mercy kill GDQ like a speedrun gone wrong
>>730359919Yeah, look it upIt's not dangerous generally, just odd looking. Usually it means they're happy.
>>730361242>>730361357>>730361519>>730361543insurance fraud
>this rat >nobody likes them Based
>>730361693i wish these grew bigger, they'd be a fun pet
>>730361693well that fly is definitely arachnophobic now.
>>730361675I love midna
>>730360972why is she sucking its dick
Zelder
>nuDoom donation spamdisgusting
>>730361627instead of letting everyone know you're retarded you could have just looked at the time and looked at the estimate
>>730360559Yeah, I love domestic rats.If they lived longer I'd keep several as pets
>>730361992white woman
>>730361697They ramped up aged IP enforcement too. Takes me like 5 tries to post today.
ok but why did they increase the estimate by 5 minutes?
>>730361992
>>730361627If you’re not wacthing thsi then who are you?
>>730361851THE LUMPY PUMPKIN
>>730361475I HAVE BLOBPHOBIA TOO!!
>>730360823>watched every single year
>>730361697anon the reason the thread is slower is because people ARE watching it INSTEAD of posting
>>730362150that run was great
>>730361990Shes the best Zelda girl for sure.
>>730355749vote /v/https://strawpoll.com/NMnQN1Bldg6
I wonder if this poor lady is still alive today
isnt arachnaphobia kind of bigoted?
>>730362339Yeah, she showed up like last year or so
Post some YSG to pass the time
>>730362339iirc she even became part of GDQ staff
>>730362194Nope. I muted and alt-tabbed into a Kylie Minogue playlist. It's better this way.
>>730362306how much are you willing to pay me to participate on your survey?
>>730362306>search viewt->0 hitsInto the trash it goes where you also belong
>>730362408That's nice.Did they gangbang her?
>>730362408>barefootfucking slut
>>730361693one time as soon as I woke up I turned my pillow over and there was a jumping spider there and it looked like it uncurled and woke up and looked at me then got comfy again and settled back down like it wasn't scared and it looked like it was going back to sleep. it looked so fucking cute. I don't know how it didn't die or anything when I was sleeping on the pillow and it was under it. but then without thinking i immediately put it outside my window instead of keeping it for some fucking retarded reason. and I haven't seen one since and don't remember ever seeing any inside before that happened either.I fucking should have kept it or just let it stay inside FUCK! I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.
>>730362150>>730362234I think that's probably the best marathon for RPGs being fun, especially the long runs, which kind of makes sense since it's organizers are all people like him and Werster.
>>730362234Yeah one of my favorite runs, they made the whole 9 hours entertaining. Can't believe its almost 2 years ago now
>>730362150God bless this beautiful run
>>730362568ASM quickly became my favorite marathon after ESA imploded
>>730362568It sure didn't feel like nine hours, the FFIX run from the same year didn't feel like it was long either.
>>730362523It probably would have starved indoors. You did the right thing.
>>730362523they appear if you have plants around
IMP ASS
>please no screen nigger clappingI can't be the only one who heard that.
>>730362568>the camera also moveslmao
>>730362131heh
when does this run get good
>>730362807Around 3:55
>>730362423of course
>>730362742yes
>>730362937yum
hello
niggas licking rocks.
>>730362698oh good >>730362729I don't indoors so I dunno... it was a rare event
>>730363065hi
The thread is too slow.
>>730363065hey handsome
>>730362658ASM is great
>>730363131Go play something while you wait then.
>>730362539left of the (dude?) with the rainbow shirt
>$500>No commentheh
>>730362807that's just it!it doesn't!
>>730363131Is this thread going underestimate???
>>730363131I think the burgers are still at work
I think this run is FUN
The thread is slow because it's a long run.Same thing happened with FFX and PoE2
>>730363003
>>730363260Thanks for the info, but I'm not a nig.
>>730362664>tfw you will never enjoy a game as much as this guyAlso don't forget the xenoblade run>>730362658Yeah it's my favorite marathon as well. ESA still can have some fun runs especially compared to GDQ, but it lost a lot of good runners that made what it was. ASM management at least seem to understand it is suppose to be a speedrun marathon first
>>730362658It kind of sits in the same place as stuff like BSG and UKSG for me, it's not so much a replacement as it is just doing it's own thing with everybody involved seem to be perfectly happy at that.>>730363169He even took the piss out of himself for doing that during his outro speech at the last ASM since he's running the show now.Also speaking of that, it was real nice hearing the genuine care and appreciation for all of his staff throughout that, it sure made a different to stuff like GDQ where you fucking know they don't know the tech people's names, let alone like them.
>>730363345no not againwhy?
>>730363341>Also don't forget the xenoblade runWe were wrong to doubt his staying power.
>>730363341Damn a never ending smile
>>730363003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5625iqaUKc
couch and commentary sucked ass, group of unlikable people sucked all the energy out of the thread. you can tell by now no one is even bothering to shitpost to pass the time
Not enough Midna posting.>>730363289Scar!
SHOW ME YOUR IMPS
>>730363491>dreamworks face
the run is allright, try not hating everything for 5 minutes
>>730363498
>>730363341>but it lost a lot of good runners that made what it wasAlso the staff, entire teams either walking or being forced out, and it really shows with shit like the schedule being pretty bleak.
>>730363464truth nuke
>doesn't know the b-52sgrim
>>730363491Zelda > Midna
>>730363575Don't hate me, but I love all forms of Midna, Impna and Bigna.
I want sushi
every time they say 'Glubber', i hear 'Glover'
>>730363556It's not mindblowing but it's a very solid run that they've explained very well throughout.
>>730363612lol no
>>730363341>>730363592QRD? What happened?
>>730363594Nobody cares about your lame boomer music, unc
>>730363664whens the glover speedrun
I love all the reddit nerd donations trying to sound heckin smart. Shut the fuck up retard
>>730357284long runs need to be outstanding to have a good rating, just look at Path of Exile 2 of all games getting an A score despite being a 3 hour run
are imps good for you
willy big and willy powaful
>>730363736y e s
>>730363736One of God's perfect creatures.
Is Zant is one of the best fights in the series? At least in TP?
>>730363649Bigna deez
>>730363761ALL SMILES
HE'S SO SILLY
Run was good as background noise while I did work. Banter was okay and the dumb zoomer brought some life onto the couch. Also kinda cool that the runner shouted out GDQ 2014 and pulled off a bunch of difficult tricks with no issue.
>>730363840Yes?
>>730363695there's no way you never heard stayin alive
>still on TPChrist
>>730363761His smile and optimism: ETERNAL
>>730363190They've noticed that we're noticing, so now they're doing micro bullshit. Been doing it for a couple years now.>>730363464And yet this run/runner/couch are miles better than nu-GDQ average. An A run in 2018+ would be a C at best pre-2013.
WE GOT POKEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!
>>730363696right after Macbat 64
Midna being thrown around like that and making noises was hot
>>730363943
>has never watched golden age spongebob
>>730363880sex
>>730363689Lovare came out about some iffy situations that Edenal and Planks tried to sweep under the rug instead of deal with, taken in isolation not a big deal but it started a snowball of other staff coming out about all kinds of shit, culminating in a massive walk out of staff and regular runners and ESA going into hiding for a bit till they felt it had blown over.It's not dead by any means but it's definitely lost momentum pretty badly, the upcoming schedule is a lot of filler and a lot of the few remaining faithful staff (including Edenal giving himself a lot of runs).
>>730363905yeah it's pretty weird how this game with a 4 hour estimate has been running for almost 4 hours
>>730363736wheres her butthole?
>>730363761 I feel bad for people who will never know the feeling of genuinely smiling for so long that your face starts to hurt without you realizing why.
>>730363891different boomer band
FINE, Midna will be my fap of the day you fuckers
Ok but when i the GOOD speedruns ?
>>730364046Her mouth.
>>730364046Between the cheeks.
>>730364029Yeah almost like how it's not a good game to do you dipshit
>>730364027That sucks major ass
>>730363949damn im gonna miss it, at least theres still smash bros brawl to look forward to
>>730364139It's a great game, im enjoying it a bunch
>>730363761Disgusting subhuman bug
>>730364068oh rightthere's no way you never heard love shack
>>730364027at least tinytim still goes to ESA.
>>730362658What happened to ESA?
I just dislike how long ESA takes to upload their fucking VODs. Couldn't care less about the drama.
imp midna is fugly
>>730364190>Retard enjoys keys dangling, news at 11pmGood for you!!!!Who's a good boy? You are! Yes you are!!!!
>>730363986The first time I began to feel old was when when '00s 4chan switched from using simpsons references for me es into '10s 4chan using Spongebob references. Especially the whole rev up the grills catchphrase that was spammed on /v/ back in the day.
>>730363761>play xenoblade>be happyit's that simple
>>730364215He's not on the schedule for next month.https://horaro.org/esa/2026-winter1https://horaro.org/esa/2026-winter2
You did read her manga, right?
>>730364258Yeah, but tendies take what they get.
>>730364226It's still going but they skipped last winter because of a death-by-a-thousand-cuts sort of drama. ESA Summer happened last year and went well, so people saying it's over are just saying they don't like it anymore and want you to not like it either
>>730364141Is that an edit?
>>730364197The best B-52 song is Roam.
>>730363986I pity him
Have any of the TRG troons made an appearance or donation yet?
>>730364250They do that for the algorithm, youtube only gives you relevancy if you consistently upload
>>730364298
>>730364279REV UP THOSE FRYERS
>>730364191
>>730364215Should just do TinyTimothon event room gets filled with helium gas so everyone sounds like Tim
>>730364329That's the original pichttps://x.com/cranihum1/status/1669736087877746691
>>730364349Why would you ask this? I don't think any of therunawayguys have ever been or donated to GDQ
>>730357873Maybe they shouldn’t
>>730364258don't be gay
>>730364404>just 80s/ early 90s PC gamesI'd be ok with this.
>>730364349>>730364418wait no I'm wrong I remember chugga commentating a run a year or so back
>donation about someone's father dying>thank you that is wonderful
>>730364404The camera is also very far away so they all look small
>>730364297Too bad it doesn't work for me, XBX just constantly makes me angry
>>730364272A-anon you're making me feel funny talking to me that way....
>>730364529I'm so sick of the cancer messages
>>730364329sexo
>>730364407mods i opened at GDQ (im in the audience) and now they are forcing me to transition
>>730364529maybe the guy's dad was a prick
>>730364305>cobats midna
for me, it's chawizawd
>>730364498Yeah and Jon is literally a troon so his silence is deafening
>>730363872Yeah its a solid run, don't know why people are constantly complaining. Actually I do know, the complainers aren't here for speedruns but for the drama. Getting the hard tricks on first try is actually crazy, considering that shit kills runs constantly.
>>730363761>>730364063I miss that feeling... This TP run in particular is making me miss hanging out with my old friends and my brother...
>>730364579cancer messages for a cancer event, fitting
>>730364298>6 hour BL4 run on main streammaybe GDQ's scheduling isn't that bad
>>730364613I am collector of multiple artists of the Imp.
I think all nintendo has to do to sell one billion switch 2s is release a new 3d zelda
>>730364624It's also the low attention span types who can't handle a run longer than 20 mins.
>>730364597Sounds like they’re behind schedule actually anon, make sure you continue to make this speed running event all about your good self
Love her in all forms
>>730364298No Ætienne eitherThank god, dudes a fucking psychopath
He might still beat the original estimate
>>730364696zelda is dead, it's only BOTW now
God this commentary is so fucking cringe
>>730364298it's over...
These gay niggas kinda funny NGL
>>730364579Why arent there ever donations about pcf convincing someone to get screened and they were able to catch cancer early while it was treatable?
>>730364772and that's not a 3d zelda?
Guys I'm having an Anal Armageddon and it hurts
>>730364498He was on the couch for a Xenoblade like 2 or 3 years ago
you can feel the sexual tension between these two
>>730364298man I'm excited for ESA
>>730355807
>>730364272Can you talk to me like that too..
>>730364909it was for Torna
>>730364670its a havrd run as well. God I hate that faggot
>>730364950B
RATE THE ZELDA RUN
>>730364950A
>>730364950D
>>730364950F for fucking boring
>>730365000C
>>730364836because that never happened
>>730364950ZZZDidnt watch, too long, therefore boring
>>730364860no, it's an open world survival crafting game with zelda characters
>>730365000B
>>730364950S honestly got a lot of cool and hard tricks and he gets bonus points for filling in last minute and killing it and staying under the original estimate
>>730365000A
>>730364950>>730365000B
>>730365000S
>>730365000ZZZ
>>730364959I hate that fucker for jacking runs and turning them into a third Geoshitter run for the day because his co-runner made him look like an even bigger dick than usual.
>>730364950
>>730365000>>730364950B it was bretty alright desu
>>730364950>>730365000DFour fucking hours.
>YOU HATE TO TRANSITION
>>730364950>>730365000Solid A, skill on display but couch was getting on my nerves
>>730365000A because he made the estimate, even though the tranny brigade preventively added 5 minutes to it.
>>730365000A+
>>730365000B, bit long but not terrible
>>730365000B+, just a solid standard speedrun, but GDQ rarely gets those so really enjoyed this one. The + is for getting the two hardest tricks on first try, really impressive.
>>730365000D cuz boring
>>730365000CHECKED S last minute sub in and still stayed under original estimate got the hardest tricks pretty smoothly
>open random stream>pre roll ads up the wahoo>open gdq >not a single ad so no one misses a single tr*ns r*getsI'm noooticing
>>730365000F
>>730365000>>730364950S
>>730365000M for Midna (that's a B)
>>730365000>>730364950K
Kungfu is dressed up as the astro turf game...
wow, dick move
>>730364950>>730365000S
>Zelda is cooler than Doom
>>730365000B-It was fine, but little bit too long.
>>730365000CForI Can’t believe I watched the whole thing
>>730365000Bfor all the bitching and moaning I did, it's still a solid run all things considered
>>730365000B for boring
>>730365000B. For Bretty good.>>730364027>Lovare came out about some iffy situations that Edenal and Planks tried to sweep under the rug instead of deal withI thought it was just that the slampig got catcalled or something by people at the hotel (who weren't even GDQ attendees or staff), went on a big histrionic tirade about feeling unsafe, and when no one did anything because there were literally no grounds to do anything had some sort of meltdown.
>>730365000B good dynamic
>>730365228>>730365228>>730365228
>>730365000didn't watch
>long runs are le bad by default
>>730365000Atoo long for S but still pretty chill with some cool moments. About as good as you can get for these giga long runs
>>730365163>he gets adslollmao
>>730365000B for MidnaGood but too long
>>730365000C not the worst but I hate long runs
>>730365251Yes
If you'd fuck KFF over Rubi, you are a faggot.
>>730365251yes
>>730365198zelda cdi is cooler than nu-doom, that's the only extrapolation i can make
>>730365000I'm doin' him a B
>>730365303why not both at the same time?
>>730365303Imagine Rubi cheering you on while you fuck the hell out of kungfu
>>730365363Most are cooler than nudoom.
>>730365000B for actually doing speedrun shit but still quite boring but better than the other grim shit this awful agdq
>>730365000A good solid run with nice commentary, loved the tech in the beginning of arbiter ground, don't mind a longer run every once in a while
>>730365000check'd B
>>730365302I cant do more than a few seconds so this would mean only man ass for me
>>730365000A comfy
>>730365000Probably too late, but A. :3
>>730365000A. It was a good run with a mostly normal couch, just a slightly obnoxious announcer.
>>730365843C for boring and way too long.
