Now: Doom EternalNext: SplatoonLater: This Is No CaveStreams:https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwchttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730365228
i hate miggers
Umamig
Migging
post more kff feet
>>730372532migged
>no DOOM picwtf is this travesty (hehehehehe gdq travesty) OP
>>730372028>also the GDQ clique prioritizes their friends and sycophants so even if someone good does apply, they are not getting a fair shake during the application processthis is a little bit overstated and not entirely true, i think gdq does a lot wrong but it doesn't really exclude people that often. obviously things like keizaron and spike getting runs always stands out but that's ultimately because they do have audiences and they need to fill a full week of 24/7 speedruns somehow.
migging against my will
>stereotypical soiboytypical doom fan. love how these events always reveal the type of people who are playing what games
>>730372642Do you think she browses the chan?
>>730372683she browses grubhub
I don't care if there are trannies. I don't care if the runs are scuffed. I just love these threads and this fucking marathon, and I'm having fun with you anons. Mig.
>>730372676Post your favorite game and a pic of yourself right now, bitch
This is the GDQ I've watched the least by far and the worst part is it's not even by choice, I just wasn't able to WFH for this week. Feels weird only having watched for an hour or two when I used to watch this 8 hours a day, a week straight, twice a year since 2012.
>>730372734Based. >>730372683Doubtful.
>>730372642does nobody in this event have clean clothes
MiG in flight
This stopped being interesting 45 minutes ago.
>>730372826those socks are clean, the floor shes walking on isnt
Holy shit this tranny is the most annoying announcer of the entire event AAAAAAHHH
GENERATE YOUR GDQ MESSAGEhttps://taskinoz.com/gdq/>Hey guys, long time donator, second time viewer. It gives me great joy to kill to a great cause. Greetings from grub. PS: save the viewer, donate the donation.
Didn't know I was watching the Shovelclaws show! [X] Mute
Why does this host want to use the same pronouns as inanimate objects
>>730372532I'm in.
Why is this guy talking about fucking pins holy fuck shut up already
>>730372642*SNNNNNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
>>730372902yeah this run would be better without the quirky manchild
shovelclaws is talking more than the couch and runner at this pointjesus christ
>>730372642I wish KFFC was my wife.Alas, I am an incel NEET forced to sit in my room and jack off to cartoons, I will never have an intelligent beautiful healthy woman like KFFC as my wife.I hope she's not self-conscious about her weight and drinks 1% milk she could drink whole milk if she wanted to she's not fat
I hate this host so fuckin much
>>730372909
>>730372927Objectification gets some people really fucking going.
>>730372795You haven’t missed much. Lylat Wars, Richard Burns Rally, Amnesia, and a couple more are the only legit good ones. And a couple decent ones like Fatal Frame or the ps1 dinosaur one (personally i like long runs so FFX was decent too).
>>730372902At least it doesn't scream every dono like the women and that fag mr game a shout do.
I finish this run then go to work
>>730372909>half of them are just wiii weee woooooo wiiiyeah that's a pretty good summary
>>730372968We have a severe lack of Parky
>>730372909>Thanks to the viewer and those working behind the scenes, glad to kill to such a worthy cause. Put this cancer towards runner's choice!
>>730372909>Had to kill during this run. Put my money towards view the donation. Lets kick grub's butt!
>>730372909>Hey guys, long time donator, first time donator. It gives me great joy to save to a great cause. Greetings from Germany. PS: view the Germany, donate the donation.
>>730372792super hydlide
miggy
I hath migged
>>730372909>Thanks to the viewer and those watching behind the scenes, glad to donate to such a worthy cause. Put this Germany towards viewer's choice!
>>730372909>Greetings from frames. Long time donator, third time donator. I am donating because my games has died from grub.>TFW your games die from grub
>>730372909>third time watching AGDQ, fourth time runner. My animal passed away from grub. Money goes to save the Germany, view the frames. Orb!!!!
>>730373090she left us when we needed her the most
>>730372883anon you might be the dumbest nigger i have interacted with today
>>730373090she looks likes she smells like garbage.
>>730372909>Another great day of AGDQ. Love working my childhood Germany get destroyed. Money goes to save the games, kill the animal.
post the latest chart or i
>>730372532i migged
>>730373312Careful, her simps are easy to rile up
>Hey guys, long time runner, third time viewer. It gives me great joy to kill to a great cause. Greetings from animal. PS: save the viewer, kill the animal.
>>730373363anon?AANNON?
>>730373363RIP
How is this bald loser married?
>>730373312No, she doesn't, you weird person.
>>730373180>Shadman
>>730373363domed this charlie the second i clocked the threaty'all can thank me later.... its a tough job but somebodys gotta do it..
>>730373363i
>>730373420he's rich
>>730373363retard the candlejack meme doesn't work unless you actually type his n
>>730373420huge cock or beta sissyPlat twist: huge dicked power cuck
>>730373090Thumbnail looks like he’s wearing a diaper.
>>730373420Imagine the shit he does with his fingers
>>730373420Good with his hands
miggery
>>730372909>Greetings from games. Long time donator, second time donator. I am donating because my viewer has died from games.
>>730372909>Greetings from animal. Long time donator, first time donator. I am donating because my Germany has died from animal.
>>730373302bro do you not wash your clothes, what are you on abouttheyre only dirty where her feet actually touch the ground, theyre just old, used and washed a lot this doesnt mean theyre dirtyare you fucking 12 and never did laundry yourself or what?
>>730373363SOMEONE POST IT QUICKLY
>>730373420He actually went outside and talked to a woman instead of posting anonymously online
>>730373534>>730373537kek
>>730373420Maybe because he doesn't go around calling other people bald losers
>>730373363What happened? Did you say Candlej
>>730373434
This game is pure spastic zoomerslop. It’s not slow and methodical like classic Doom or Doom 2016 at all.
>>730373545it's too late bro
>>730373363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAfAer_sjaE
lawl
>>730373363ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>730373420they said his mouse aim thingy on steam has 21k reviews and goes for 10$ that translates to around 2 million dollars when extrapolated to the 30 sales to 1 review average minus steam tax and sales
>>730373590EXIT
>>730373563I could never.
>>730373434>
>>730373491>Candlejack filled out the captcha and hit submit after vanishing y
>>730373614Why only female?
Wtf who gets triggered by a screen flicker lmao
>>730373538nta but you literally just said they're not dirty they're just dirty lmao
>>730373590lol barney
>>730373685I'm an newfag what's the deal with this candlejack th
migrating
>>730373689those are the only worthwhile jrpg characters
>>730373684is that just the draft difference or did something break on the 5?
>>730373689easy mode
>>730373723me
>>730373765If I recall correctly he just came up short on fuel
>>730373684the fuck happened here?
What the fuck stellar blade got in?
>>730373746she had clean clothes before she walked on the floor shes on, that was the point i was making you turboautist with no sense for context
>>730373180is he doing any runs this year? i love this guy like you wouldnt believe
>>730373614But Osvald's the best character
>>730372658Even Kung Fu Fruitfuck started getting runs again, meanwhile they wouldn't let Big Jon run a single game at one point while he had cancer.
>>730373765It's that optical illusion where he's going so fast it looks like he's going backwards.
IM A HEADBANGA
>>730373841Surprisingly. Though I bet they will choose her most covered outfit.
>>730373876the only reason you feel "everyone" is getting banned is because you hyperfixate on a couple of well known runners.
Realized I posted this in the dying thread, so reposting here:I was just looking at the schedule since hosts were mentioning the save and kill the animals bid war throughout the week for Super Metroid.But then I saw the schedule says the Super Metroid category is GT Classic. Which apparently is a code you use that just gives you almost all weapons and a bunch of missiles super missiles powerbombs and e-tanks.So is Super Metroid this year just basically a run where you don't even play the game or what?
>>730373856tell us about the underwater weighing and your sister's hair again you fucking weirdo
How much does the thing he uses cost?
If I ever did a run at GDQ, I'd hook up electrodes to my balls and have them go off whenever a secret passphrase is spoken
>>730372909First time watching AGDQ, first time viewer. My grub passed away from grub. Money goes to kill the grub, kill the cancer. Orb!!!!
sweet bald he is so gosh dang balded
>>7303740311 vasectomy
Todays schedule looks pretty grim, hanging on for Croc 2
>>730374031bout three fiddy
>>730374110Anon it's the gameboy version of croc...
this run would have been an A or an S but I can't stand this host
This whole event is a scam 850k already this people getting rich just giving the real org like 10% of the real money
>>730374160... the what?
>>730374167agreed host is dragging this shit down hard
>>730372909>None of these replies mentioning TRANS ROIHTSIt doesnt work correctly
>>730374205>anon attempts to talk about money like a retard
>>730374031Looks it's about $300 on Amazon
>R/G colorblind while running eternalimpressive
this host talks way to fucking much.
>>730373827nerve gas
>talking over the hostthats a ban
this run was goode
>>730374205>real org
Doom Guy says Trans Rights are Human Rights
>>730372909>first time watching AGDQ, third time runner. My games passed away from cancer. Money goes to save the Germany, save the games. Orb!!!!
>ad run can't advertise this hand claw thing because the host keeps screeching instead>runner says something about being near the end of the run>host immediately repeats "we're coming up on the end of this run, chat"wow no shit thanks for clarifying
>>730374303>this host talks way to fucking much.I can't stop watching this run it's so good hey chat make sure you donate I'm so tired bu tthis run is so god can we get the crowd to cheer here's a donation
>>730374205Its OK anonWithout the twitch moni and big sponsors who else are we going to get spoon fed trans right?its ok for the charity to pay for that
man only the horror block was decent compared to the rest of the runs....Is that dude that looks like a dyke trucker running this year?
why does this run feel longer than the zelda one
doom guy IS trans!
>>730374205Yeah wtf they're not even being subtle this year
>>730374462The lack of Midnaposting
>>730374462It’s a bad game compared to TP.
>>730374205It's easier than that.GDQ is a for profit company, they get hired and paid.Earn money for PCF.PCF hires and pays GDQ.GDQ also gets to pocket sponsor money, Twitch subs, bits, merch sales etc.GDQ finances are not public. But don't worry, you can trust coolmatty's word that they barely break even on that :^)
hate shovelclaws on camera but gotta say they did a good job as host this run. not sperging out or spamming mantra donos. comfy run
>Join the Discord>This community is welcoming and supportingEvery god damn time
is anyone still using the auto mute script? I completely forgot that was a thing
>>730374361well, yeah
I know a lot of the time the easier difficulties are faster so it makes sense for a speedrun but I still think it’s cool to watch a speedrun of harder difficulties.
>>730374503Were you watching a completely different run than me?
>real fast if it's OK blah blah blah>just continues without checking if it's actually OKThis is what happens with this host every fucking time. Starts out alright, just becomes incessant host talk.
>>730374503it* did a good job
>>730372909>Had to kill during this run. Put my money towards kill the Germany. Lets kick Germany's butt!
DOOOOOOD HEHEHEHE WHOAAAAAAAA
Just like the somali scam this guys are giving that money to all those clinics of degens meds to make people trans.
>>730374462as much as i love this game, they make for bad speedruns because of their repetitiveness. similar to racing games, it's just too much of the same visuals
>>730374205You do understand that the charity pays GDQ for this event, right?They are just as big a grifting scammer as the GDQ nepos
>>730374495You could always post Midna anyway
woo
>>730374502>hotel cancellation fees from previous yearsExcuse me? They cancelled ONE hotel contract, which was when they moved AGDQ out of Florida on short notice because it was too "fascist". Are they still milking this shit to justify taking a bigger and bigger cut of subscriptions and bits?
Sounds like some people aren't auto muting the host, spreading the copypastaThis is an mpv script that can auto mute the video when certain people talk, using streamlink and mpv.(Or https://github.com/2bc4/twitch-hls-client for muh rust, muh minimalism)mpv auto-mute.lua v1.0.0https://pastebin.com/6TA9bzU1Put your mouse over the pixel you want to mute with (pic related) and press F1 when it's the color you want it to be when it should not be muted. If it deviates from that original color it will mute the video. You can select multiple pixels, just go over the pixel you want and press F1 again. Press F2 to clear all selected pixels.Weaker hardware can drop a lot of frames from the constant pseudo-screenshots. Tweak the poll_time if it's too much. I've got it running on my 10 year old HTPC muting the donation reader and it's totally tolerable though.There is a some lag in the AGDQ visual cue, adding "mpv --audio-delay=0.1" can help auto-mute before hearing someone speak.>Am retarded. How do I use this?Have the video player mpv.Download the file as auto-mute.lua and put it in your mpv script directory "~/.config/mpv/scripts/" on linux/macos or "C:\users\USERNAME\AppData\Roaming\mpv\scripts\" on windows, make the directory if it doesn't exist yet.Watch the stream or video and use F1/F2 as described.Alternatively command line something likempv --script=~/Downloads/auto-mute.lua https://twitch.tv/gamesdonequick>This will affect chart rankings.Yes. Some will use it and some won't. I think it is best to put power in the hands of the viewer to have more control over their experience. You can auto-mute VODs as well.>This mutes the whole stream, is it possible to just mute the voices?Not really. All the audio is in one stream so it's not possible to mute the voices and keep the game audio. This is a trade-off I am willing to accept.>This will cause AGDQ to remove the visual cue.That would be hilarious.
Why did they give the icon of sin a dumptruck ass
>demon shows you his ass and leaveswhat the
Rate this run!
Was that one of those auto-generated donations from this thread?
What happened here?
>mind if I jump in with generic donation #5000 during the final boss?they really let this host get too comfortable
WOOO
RATE THE DOOM ETERNAL RUN!
>>730374751S
>>730374751A
>>730374691gdq doesn't deserve the effort>>730374751S+
bring it down!raise the roof!
>>730374751A. Long but really technical, fast gameplay.
Icon of sin tempting me with dat booty
>>730374751FGay host ruined it completely.
>>730374751B
>>730374751B>>730374758runner fucked up so bad he needed safety saves multiple times
>>730374751AFuck sh*vel
>>730374751A. Would have given an S if not for the announcer.
>>730374751>>730374774A
>>730374751A, was good
>>730374691>mpvcongrats on your transition, sister!
>>730374751>>730374774A+
>>730374751AWould have been higher if not for the host
>>730374751>>730374774S. Probably the best run of the marathon.
>>730374758Runner messed up and got rid of Aerial Ace on Kenya, had to pause the run to cheat it back in. And it was just a boring run overall.
>>730374774>>730374751S
>>730374751D
S
>>730374751B because shovelclaws wouldn't shut up and the couch enabled him
>>730374751I didn't watch itC
>>730374751A, would be higher if not for shovelcunt
>>730374751Z :)
>>730374751(A)ctual speed run
>>730374502coolmatty shared somewhere that they pay $4000 for the nurseand like $15k for their safety teamimage what they pay for the interview team then?
>>730374751>>730374774B though I only caught the last 30mins or so
>>730374751D for Doom
>>730374751AGreat run but annoying host
>>730374758Runner deleted a move he needed, run had to be shut down until they hacked that move back in, proceeded to eat shit multiple times during the run anyways before wiping enough to Red it was mercy killed
Splatoon 1 in the year of our lord 2026? Interesting.
>>730374751SSSGreat runFast(!!!)High difficulty
>>730374832Tachyon my beloved.
>>730374751A+, great stuff. Annoying host’s endless glazing keeps it from S
>>730374751SSS
>>730374751B, host ruined it
>>730374751>>730374774SSS, Very entertaining with cool tricks.The hand cam on that weird gamepad thing was a nice touch, too
what's that gamepad he's using?
>>730374916>DNFing a pokemon runholy shit
>>730374751S, could have been higher still if the host shut the fuck up.
>>730374751Eh, I'll give him S. Shovelbitch is annoying as fuck but the guy seems cool and his run was excellent.
>>730374751A, a bit too long
>>730374751C kinda boring
>>730374751SSSHe says he's been running this game for five years of passion and I believe it>Incredibly hard category>Immaculately routed>So many tricks>Commentary was on-point and refreshingly tasteful, even the reader wasn't shitI am so happy I tuned in for this
>>730374774>>730374751>>730374751Aannoying announcer, 10/10 run
Some of the most inorganic s rating spam i've ever seen lmao. Runner's discord found the thread?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>730374751I'm doin' him an A
>>730374751>>730374774SSSappreciated the no oobnot even the annoying faggot announcer would tarnish this run for mea bit on the long side but it's 100% so eh
>>730374751best run so farS
>>730374751Aonly negative part was the host
>>730374751Solid A
Egg!
>>730374990It's called an Azeron Cyborg
>>730375050what didnt you like about it sweetie
>>730373930E L P
>>730374774A
100% runs are always awesome to watch
>>730374990>what's that gamepad he's using?https://www.azeron.eu/
>>730375051Get uBlock Origin.
>>730375051Just watch on youtube where the adblocks actually work
>>730375051man let it go, enjoy the ads
wheres the run ratings so far?
>>730374751SSSpeedrun
Thats it for meSee you tomorrow
>>730375050I gave it an S, never heard of the runner before. Had the run muted because of meetings but it was well executed and high skill.You are allowed to have fun, anon, I believe in you
>>730375051your cuntry so poor you dont even get commercials
>>730375158Dis nigga advertising for free
are there any entertaining runs of lesser known "wtf is that"games? preferably old rather than indie
>>730375050>100% completion of a popular game showcasing a myriad of speedrunning strats with high level gameplaythis is literally what classic GDQ used to be all about, newfag. go watch some subway surfer or some shit
splatroon
Post squids
Man Octopath 2 is my favorite game of the 20s, but the runs are always disastrous. Probably not worth watching.
>>730374751S Good run bad host make it a B
>>730375205Is he bleeding out and dying?
>>730375205>I just... need to rest... for a while...
>>730374709ZZZRENINDER THAT RATING THIS DOOM RUN A SSS TAKES AWAY SPOTLIGHT FRON UPCOMING SPLATOON RUN
Splat tim
remember when gdq used to play actual video game music in the breaks? i remember
>>730375367You are losing your touch, falseflag king
>>730374751A. Great run. Cool controller gimmick. Cancerous host.
>>730375383MODS i see an areola
>>730374908PCF also doesn't really have a full screening. I remember looking at their obligatory finance report but it was a bit obtuse so hard to determine how much they pay matty's posse.I would not be surprised if the large majority of every dollar you donate at GDQ (the event) goes right back into GDQ (the company) in that regard.So calling it a scam is not even all that hyperbolic. As you say: imagine the pay for matt and his crew of theater kids.But it's not like the charity org grift is rare where they operate mostly to pay themselves big salaries and only use a small part of their funds for the advertised work.
>>730375367>tendie seethingimagine my shock
>>730375367This but unironically
Oh, it's not Splatoon 2Booooo
he cute
>Two gender optionsNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT ALLOWED!!!
>>730375404blame DMCA.
Just like IRL, you'll only be playing as a girl
>>730374751B, sorry im late
>>730374751C muted it
Good evening gentlemen,I am here to make watching races at GDQ more enjoyable. The rules are simple: Tell me who you think is going to win and what you are wagering.Winners will be acknowledged at the end of the run. Losers must pay up.So far this GDQ the house has won $20, 200 NOK, a peanus weanus, all of somebody’s PS3 games, someone’s 3 inch penis, a 35 year old bottle of scotch, monke jpeg, and has prevented a date with my mother.The casino is open. Place your bets!
>>730375257Wrong, GDQ has always been about laughing at lolcows. It just went from autistic ones to trans ones.
>if girl inkling wins then that means I am a real girl
girl boobs
Gentlemen, the splat game is upon us.If you know, you know.>>730375404dude every single game corpo has gone the way of the Big N when it comes to music copyright. No way the organizators are gonna play with fire after the last deltarunner got outed as a sexpest by other sexpest trannies.
>already full chokiumit's over bros...
Splatussy makes me act up
>>730375367>>RENINDER
I love when races are synced
>>730375593>muh lolcowsyou must be 18+ to post here
preshowagdq panels (taxes, speedrunning around the worls, rate my layout, etc)hot takes powerpoint presentationgdq jeopardyspelling beekusogrande tournamentsany of this shit worth watching?
>>730375587DG wins easily, I bet my Sherlock Holmes DVD
>>730375587I'm betting my virginity on DG simply because the other guy is a ginger
What were they thinking making octopi so fucking hot?
Fish game
>>730375593>it went from autistic ones to trans onestheyre both autistic anon
I haven't heard a "trans rights" in a while... are they transphobic?
>>730375495
>splatroon>both runners and couch are all he/himHuh?
>>730375664At least the tourists keep outing themselves.
why he jorkin his shoulder
SHOUT OUT TO MY BOY NICK GURR
>>730375479the total sum is plainly stated on their tax filings baka. Its a few hundred thousand
>>730375706Something about this image is off...
>>730375714yes they transitioned to transphobic
>>730375587I’m betting my old box of legos that the redhead wins
>>730375479There you go anon
>>730375738Sony'gger seething as usual lad.
>>730375587Lontr0, betting my ESA slampig folder
>>730375587350lbs on the ginger hitler
>>730375587I bet tree fiddy on the ginger
>racefastest way to kill interest in a run
>>730375587>The casino is openKino
>>730375587I'm putting a small bag of chocolate covered pretzel and a bag of Nerds gummy clusters on the ginger!
>>730375587Betting my yoyo collection on the ginger to win
>>730375674yea
>>730375587i think DG will win because gingers do not have souls. i am wagering my entire bloodline
>>730375832ginger ain't got what it takes
gonna release coomies for woomies!
You may not like it, but this is what a real shooter looks like
>>730372909>Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk! Honk honk honk honk. Honk honk. Honk honk honk honk honk? Hoooooonnnnnnnnkkkkkk!!!
This is a good race so far
>>730375587400 NOK that the ginger loses.
>>730375921Gingers bring luck if you rub your hands when you see one, everyone knows that
Where are the squid sloots
>>730376048fattige soper
>>730375587nigger nigger will win ez, sorry I meant ginger nigger I'm kinda dyslexicI bet my smurf christmas cassette because it's not christmas anymore so I don't need it anymore
>>730373090>would rather go to Hawaii than hang out with the GDQ tardsI don't blame her
>>730375915>i think DG will win because gingers do not have soulsYOU FOOL! THAT'S EXACTLY WHY THE GINGER IS GOING TO WIN!!!>>730372909>Had to donate during this run. Put my money towards donate the animal. Lets kick Germany's butt!
>>730376070
>>730375587Betting a bottle of 500 mg paracetamol expired pills on DG.
>>730375803First of all, these numbers don't even add upListed here: https://tracker.gamesdonequick.com/tracker/event/AGDQ2024Donation Total: $2,539,857.21Don't try and talk me in to that the "paypal fees" and other payment processing fees are less than 1%?
>>730376106kan godt pule mora di
i haven't been in these threads in a few years, does chartanon still post?
>>730375587betting my sissy boyhole on DG to win
>>730376242yea
>>730376225Let it go, man. Enjoy the money laundering.
>>730376242we lost him in a boating accident
>>730376242nope, banned for posting her (tiny) dick
>>730375984I haven't really found anything to scratch that platformer&shooter itch like Splatoon and Ratchet & Clank games
>>730375367Why are you guys like this, same thing with bing bing wahoo kart. Better prepare those triple S for splatoon, we gonna see a massive amount of samefag rates soon LMAO
>>730375587I'll let you fuck my butt on Second Life if DG wins.
>>730375587Betting The coffe Im drinking that DG will win he looks more austistic.
>>730376225Probably refunds, if I had to guess.
Can someone make a webm of Lontro's face just now lmao
uhhhhh explain the fucking glitch? Hello?
And there goes the race
>>730376284I can get past the grooming of kids and the rampant sex fests But I draw the line at money laundering
redhead's reactions are cracking me up
It's owari da
DG getting cooked kiss your bets goodbye
>>730374502fucking hell I hate everything GDQ has turned into.
Left half way through Legend of snooze fest. Did I miss aything? >Serious timeOh fuck off it's a fucking video game
>>730376420lmao i see what you mean
>>730376060> Man says he's depressed> Says runs are slow and races are bad> Anon says: 'Treatment is simple. Great ginger Lontro is on stream tonight. Rub your hands when he's on, it'll bring you luck.'> Man bursts into tears. Says 'But doctor...I am Lontro'
which one
I say trans you say rightsTRANS
>>730376465>doesn't know what serious time isretarded newfags self-reporting as usual, lmao
>white inkdo squids really?
dg is gonna make me lose my drugs...
>>730375587I will transition to female and get bottom surgery and a boob job if DG loses
Is this a race
>>730376513why do you only have a 1440p display? are you poor?
>>730376508Marie
>>730376529DEATH
>optional Karma OT2 incentivethat fight isn't even interesting
>>730376560It's a 1080p...
>>730376402No meat, only bones. No tits.Yeah, I'll pass.
>>730376529ACK
>>730376485Fucking kek
>>730376529LEFTS
>>730376402Jesas
>>730376485kek
>Ask for quiet time>donator visibly shaking>has to be gagged>TRANS RIGHTS can be heard through the muffles
Lontro’s faces are top tier lmao
>>730376596based bbwbro
>>730376529FATS
Again, certain gameconsole company brings the FUN to these events
>>730375984Unironically yeah. One of the best shooters ever.
>>730376225corporations only pay 2% of the taxes
>a single mistake is now a 15 secs lag
I don't play weeb games, is this impressive?
This is probably an A from me, no bullshit and both of them are good. It's kind of not a contest though unless Lontro chokes on final boss.
>>730376714are not real fats
>>730376508marie
>>730376824WRONGS
This ginger lad would be shit at poker, goddamn
>>730376824stop
I never got into Splatoon but it's a pretty soulful IP.
>>730376763idk but it looks cool
>>730376529I still can't believe this actually happened. It's beyond a parody at this point
>>730376824FATS!
>>730376824minors
I don't understand why this is a race and not just a runIs it so that zoomers will have more moving objects on the screen to distract them?
>>730376824FAGS
DG could still win...
Splatoon is such a phenomenal shooter. The runners are extraordinary good, the couch is entertaining, there's a friendly vibe and the skill is there on thebtable. Easy S for me.
Is Splatoon transcore?
What are you playing while watching the stream, bros?
>>730376903Their pbs are within 5 seconds of each other and they both wanted to run it
This is one of the funniest runs so far due to Lontro’s faces alone
>>730376824CONTINENTAL RAILROAD!
>>730376903>not having family guy funniest moments on second monitordo you even zoomer
>>730376934He already won... second place!
>>730376903At least it's a short game that's fairly easy to follow. The 2 Hour DK64 randomizer race was just shit
Twink on the left is cute
>please clap is still a thingJeb!'s run really was a joke
>>730376958This is by far the most competitive run of the whole event
>>730376949C-core
>>730376858Still impressed that it managed to get as far as it did despite starting on the wiiu
>>730376949Judging by the posts I saw around the plaza in Splatoon 3... yes
>>730376958I was being snarky, but if that's true, then that's actually a fair thing to do
>>730376949very
>>730376903When races happen it's typically because a category was submitted by multiple people or explicitly as a race from the start, in this case they seem like friends and wanted to do it unlike some other forced ones.
>>730376971Dude looks like he is fighing demons in his head.
I SAY TRANSYOU SAY:
>>730376824ISTOR
>LonTr0 is 5 seconds fasterthe game was rigged from the start
>>730377006Christmas was last month
I love this boss
I will never financially recover from dg's fuck ups....
>>730377080Why do nips love squids so much?
>>730377080>Negathow would they pronounce that
>>730377080holy jappa
>>730377116i bet my whole bloodline on this...
why does he makes the faces
>>730377124they're tasty
>>730377072RIGS
>>730377124Cute and funny.
>>730377165You try doing a speedrun with a fucking lunch tray in your hands
When did Nintendo level design turn into platforms floating in a void?I blame Mario 64.
>>730377124uoooooh squiddies ToT
>>730377124Hint: it's not the squids they love...
>>730377080>2 days agoI wonder what it was three days ago.
>>730377124Japan loves tentacles as much as they love little girls
>>730377140ネガット
>>730377210what it's the kids?
That's a grade A mash face Lontro got
>>730377195Because they make fun levels to run around in first and give them a design second.
Do you not make faces when you play vidya?
IM A KIDIM A SQUIDIM A KIDIM A SQUIDIM A
Bro the fact hes making such serious faces and in the LEAD is too fucking good
he's clearly high on something
Looks like my old box of legos is safeWhat do i win tho
>>730377303Cracks me up, the emotions on his face are so funny
>>730377358portation
>>730377358hmmm yeah this is spamming, let's do it
Banger alert
Those faces are autismcore
COUNTER Z VOTE SPAM WITH YOUR S SPAM SO WE GET FAIR RATING
>Lontro
this shit frying me
>>730377368not so fast I'm calling dopingaddy at least
>I love the Squid Sisterssame bro
oh yeah I am ruined...
>>730377260I'M A MIG NOWI'M A SQUIG NOW
>the mash face>the shocked face>the disappointed face>the perplexed faceHe has such a wide emotional range. What's crazy is how consistent each one is, too.>>730377436>implying I can hear the fucking music
>>730376070NIGGER JANNIESABSOLUTE TRANNIES FAGGOT JANNIES TRANNYJANNY KYS
Rate Splatoon
>>730375719>>715134671>>715134795There is ZERO proof he was a Nintendo fan!!
RATE SPLATOON
>can't wait to watch gdq after work during prime time...>rpg "speedrun"
>>730377524A
i fucking hate splatoon music
>I love the Squid SistersLove them how exactly?
>>730377537A
>>730377524F
>>730377524>>730377537A
>>730377524>>730377537S
>>730377524>>730377537B
>>730377537Solid A.
>>730377524A was B+ but the autism faces bumped it up
>>730377537>>730377524B, decent enough
>>730377537S
>>730377524>>730377537Easy S for me. Love Splatoon and it was a good race
>>730377537B
>>730377524>>730377537s
>>730377445This is solid B territory though? I had no intention to spam Z nor S.>>730377524B
>>730377556Sexually. Calliemarie double handjob.
>>730377492
>>730377537C
>>730377524>>730377537AGood run, competitive race, fun to watch, good commentary, host wasn't annoying
>>730377537Z for race
>>730377524S because of the Ina pic! but also because both racers were close
>>730377537B+it was neat
>>730377537D
>>730377492>>730377640Stop, I already masturbated three times today.
>>730377537A - Chill, fun, inoffensive, couple of dudes just gaming.
>>730377524>>730377537S, actually superb run by both, announcer wasnt terribly annoying and Lontro’s faces were fucking hilarious. I hope someone makes webms
>>730377524>>730377537AThree good runs in a row, how unexpected
>>730377524>>730377537A for Squid
>>730377524>>730377537D
>>730377524>>730377537C
>The checkpointI thought we already had the theatre kid bit for today what the fuck
>>730377524S. Great game, good runners, commentary wasn't obnoxious.
>>730377629>B territoryFuck off with your troll ratings when this is clearly an S run
>this is no cavewhat the fuck, this aint on rhe schedule
>>730377709Aquid?
>>730377686
>>730377492>>730377556This is something I would say if I ever ran a game at gdq. I would also say I love the squid sisters, and all the idols and really imply that I love them more for just their music and that they get my ink tank going if you know what I mean
>>730377752Update it. The schedule is genderfluid, it can change on the fly.
>once again nintendo provides a top runIt's too easy to own pcvirgins and snoys
>>730377518i cant stand /v/ niggerjanniytrannyjannies you are worthless faggots deleting harmless posts compared to absolute shit that is allowed on this websitefuck you and suck my fucking balls you dirty niggers
>>730377752>https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62check again dudealso is my idea or is this like those free spiderman flash games???
>>730377524>>730377537A ok
>>730377787Just say you have spilled billions of ink to the squid sisters lol.
no idea what the fuck this game is but this run might be great if he can talk
>>730377752they're still $10k away from the next incentive so they have to slip another game in to stall
>>730375587The race has been called! Lontr0 is the winner!Let's evaluate the bets:>730375801>730375817>730375826>730375832>730375902>730375907>730376115Congratulations! You sure know your Splatoon. You win big.>730375678>730375695>730375915>730376048>730376162>730376260>730376373>730376551Oof, tough luck. Lady Luck is a fickle mistress. House wins big on this one. Time to pay your Sherlock Holmes DVD, your virginity, your entire bloodline, 400 NOK, bottle of 500mg paracetamol expired pills, your sissy boyhole, the coffee you are drinking, and you must transition to female and get bottom surgery and a boob job.See you later tonight for the FINAL race of AGDQ!
>>730377903kek
>>730377949FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>730377903>the left in charge of not discriminating
>>730377524>>730377537Great raceS
>>730377949JUST ONE MORE CHANCE CASINOMAN PLEASE
>$150k needed in the next three hoursi know they're able to pull some real bullshit in these marathons, but no fucking way they hit that. cap this post
>>730377949>my virginitycan i lose it by snu snu, casino man?
Is it just me or has there been a severe lack of "HONK" and "ORB" this year but a major rise in "TRANS RIGHTS"?
>>730377949The house always wins, baby!
I CAN'T HEEEEAR YOUUUWILL. WE. HIT. ONE. MILLION. TONIGHT!!!
>>730377949i'll win it all back on clair obscur tonight
>>730377640This guy does scat
>>730377949What did you do with Robert, anon?
>Another fucking RPG run in the middle of prime time Someone needs to fix these schedules next event, who the fuck wants to watch Octopath
>>730378038Bro, first event? One year, the event was over, and the last 'bonus' game was elden ring for like half a mil and they somehow magically got it.
>>730378038>He doesn't know.The goal was met from the start.
Lol they didn't start the timer
shoutouts to the tech crew
SHOUTOUTS
>>730378139Hey y'all Yetee here.
>>730377778
>indie game
>>730377949MY COFFEEEE NOOOO
>>730377745Rating this an S is just rating inflation. It was a great run and people binging the archives would want to see it, but it's not a legendary run that people will look back on. It deserves an A or B.
>>730378197MODS MODS MODS
Next thread should be "starting the timer 20 seconds late" edition
>>730378038Why isn't anyone talking about this ???HELLO /v/???
>A and S spam for soi race of childs gamethe old guard is gone and /v/ is nothing but zoomers nowadays
>>730378198you have to be 18 to post here
this looks like celeste if it wasn't made by fags
>>730377949I guess I'm a woman now.. my new pronouns are she/hers /v/ros, I hope you can understand and accept me still
>>730378139>>730378148it's not a bonus game, just an extra showcase at the end of a showcase, i think they'd be willing to let this one go instead of stall for 45 minutes
>>730378038>Wow, we have just received an anonymous $60,000 donation that says, "Good job to the runners, kick cancers butt and as always, trans rights!" >Can I get a HOIYPP!
>>730378273Maybe if you're retarded
>>730378286Anon. The goal is already met. You don't understand.
>>730377949Fuck my life, here you go Casinoman, but I WILL HAVE MY REVENGEhttps://www.ebay.com/itm/275530100609
>>730378270
>>730378038*laughs in yetee*
>>730378270There was objectively nothing wrong with the run
This game looks like peak speedrunning even though its seems kinda sauceless
>>730377524>>730377537SSS
>>730377949FUCK MY LIFE DUDE IMMA FUCKA DUDE
>>730378239It’s fine, we rate things badly if a tranny runs, i had a lot of fun watching this run and reading the thread, so it’s an S, don’t overthink this
>>730378197
>>730378117>why is the best genre on during primetime>i need more tranny indie games and romhacks damnit!
This guy looks like he's gonna get mad and scream the N-word
>>730378038why do they need 150k in 3 hours?
>>730378270>you can only be an adult if you like mature things like a mature adult such as myself
>>730377949my hole...
>>730378440classic jarpig strawman
"and F cancer!"How cucked are gamers that we can't even say "fuck". How would that anger the sponsors? They like cancer?
ORBBBBBBBBB XD
>>730378117Octopath is great but i’ve never seen a non-trainwreck run
>>730378486they're going to shoot spikevegeta live on stream if they don't
Still trying to push that dead meme huh
>>730377537F
we have every indie platformer artstyle at home
>>730378498kek
i pray i never develop the peninsula hairline
>>730378518>can stream game full of extreme gore no problem>can run games that say fuck>but if you say fuck you're kicked out
While the movement looks neat, I don't like games where your character fills up less than 5% of the total screen. It's the reason I never got into risk of rain 1.
>>730372642Fuck this is hot. I love dirty socks so much and I'm not even a feet guy. Would cum into the socks after she gives me a footjob so she can wear it and stink of cum at the event.
Kinda based to have this random fuckass pixelshit during prime time
>indie pixelslop
>>730378621they have pills for that
>>730378423>i will proceed to rate Z to all the runs that aren't nintendo runs
This game looks really satisfying to play
>this is no cave>is cavewhoa such great post-truth meta-commentary right there, capitalism sure is an evil we have to dispose asap, indie games sure are awe inspiring
>>730378639this has to look great for the crowd watching live95% of the screen is black except for a tiny yellow dot moving around, viewed on a projector screen from 75 feet away
>>730378550
why the fuck is this on in primetime? did the runner suck off the whole games committee?
>>730378739me? i rate everything SSS to skew the chart into retard infighting
>>730378781what's so good about capitalism?
>>730378739Who are you quoting
>audience just sitting thereare food and drinks not allowed? id be having a funnel cake or chili dog or some shit
>>730378781I'm pretty sure this is a chink game.
>>730378896
>>730378621>my face when old and decrepit>my face when dudes at work openly wish they had my hairlineI'll take what I can get.>>730378717Fin has a lot of metabolic load.
>two or three years on and donies has suddenly caught onlol
>>730378852Because its cool. Seethe and cope.
This run is bit boringOh well the streak of good runs can’t lst foreverThis would be comfy in late night-morning hours tho
>>730378863Same but ZZZ to all games that aren't on my system
>>730378239I think this is an inherent problem with the charts. We shouldn't have SSS or ZZZ listed, it should have stayed a simple F-S chart so that there would be more clear understanding. As it stands, F, D, and C genuinely have no reason to exist. When's the last time you saw a bad run and gave it an F earnestly and didn't just spam ZZZ on it
Guys it's been 6 years. More than half a decade. Leave the face diapers to medical professionals
>>730378959>Fin has a lot of metabolic load.what does that mean
>>730379052>>730379052>>730379052mig softly
>>730379042it's not for the coof, it's because the room reeks of ass
I like how wide the screen is on this platformer. I hate it when platformers think its funny to prank you with a super narrow screen that's got obstacles lurking just behind the screen transition.
>>730378914>Americans unable to do ANYTHING without food
>>730378995Good point, I'm gonna give it an S since it's latenight where I live
>>730378863No one care about the outliers, you mong, it's only the average that matters when you look at the chart
>>730379042cons like this are great place to catch something. masks are good for them also airports
I missed it, what exactly is he playing as in this game?
>>730379042i can forgive people wearing them at a con during flu season, though there are probably people who have been wearing one 24/7 since 2020
>>730379075>it's because the room reeks of assyou need military grade gasmasks to counter these fellas
im a jrpg weeb fag but octopath is one of the most boring, generic games ive ever tried to play in my life. rgmaker porn games are more creative and engaging.imagine a young kis learning how to make an rpg and just makes the most generic attack, magic (fire, ice, water, lightning), and item system imaginable. something a teacher would accept as a good first try for getting fundamentals down but suggest doing something unique or adding a twist to make it different next time.that is octopath traveler.
>>730379067It means you're robbing peter a bunch to pay paul.
>>730379042I would wear one in public at an event like this because it would hide my face from cameras for facial recognition and recording
>360 mouth movementi wish
>>730378981please don't reply to my posts, i don't wish to talk to homosexuals
>>730379042Every single time I go to a con I get sick, I especially don't blame someone at GDQ because can you imagine how many people don't even bathe there let alone wash their hands before touching a door?
>>730379018Nta but I see your point, rating either ZZZ or SSS is retard tier. I use it maybe once or twice an event but when there’s an inoffensive slow rpg run and retards start spamming ZZZ just cause it took a long time and is a less action packed genre is cringeThen again who gives a shit, it’s a speedrun thread on /v/
>>730379292Too late, I have already passed on the gay
>>730378436Heh. Have I missed any good runs by the way?
>>730379248That's the impression I got from 1, but I haven't really looked into 2. Heard they fixed a lot of the issues with 1.
>>730379161Human in some kind of suit and a grappling hook and I think some kind of boost pack? You can see him walk a bit when he makes it to the finish line and you could see him descending at the very beginning.
>>730379256what does that mean?
>>730379385MOMMY
>>730379018Personally I use a lot of the middle tiers. Most bad runs I give a D if it has redeeming parts or F if it was a non-entertaining disaster. Z tier is reserved for godforsaken runs, of which there aren't very many.
>>730379385Not much. I woke up to the Twilight Princess run and it was enjoyable. Can also say the same for Doom Eternal.
>>730372909>Greetings from grub. Long time runner, first time runner. I am donating because my donation has died from cancer.
>>730379975I caught a bit of Doom before clocking out for a while too, that was fun. Any runs you're looking forward to tonight?
Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know Y'know
>>730372909>My donation passed away from Germany. Money goes to view the cancer, kill the donation. Honk!!!!
Did she say that a cancel group? Did she admit that she's part of the cancer of the internet
>>730380306goddam, post more
>>730372909>Weeee weeee weeee weeee weeee weeee weeee weeee! Wiiiii wiiiii wiiiii. Weeee wiiiii. Weeee wiiiii wiiiii wiiiii wiiiii wiiiii? Woooooohooooooo!!!wtf did this thing have a stroke?
>>730380306Only Super Metroid. Sad that all of the games suck so I might sleep early.
>>730378896steam sales
>>730380680Aw, that's a shame. Super Metroid might be fun. And It'd be a lot more fun if you stuck around here. For me at least.Why not till maimai? That might be fun?>>730380464lmao
>>730372909>first time watching AGDQ, second time runner. My cancer passed away from games. Money goes to donate the viewer, kill the donation. Hyyyyyyyppppppppeeeeeee!!!!
