Now: Octopath Traveler IINext: Super MetroidLater: maimai DX PRiSM PLUSStreams:https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwchttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730379052
my runs up next, wish me luck!
Migging
>>730384998pregumiggy
I AM SEVERLY ANHEDONIC
Is there an undub for this game? The theater kid anime dub voice acting is giving me cancer.
>>730385075No need, it has dual audio like 99% of SE games these days.
RATE OCTOPATH TRAVELER 2
>>730385108C
I'm a migger.
Are they still doing that save or kill the animals bullshit. I can't be assed to look.
Play Ochetteās game
CUE MY ENTRANCE
>>730385108B-
>>730385108A
>thursday primetime>dead threadthanks, GDQ, for putting a JRPG in this time slot. good luck getting $130k in the next 90 minutes
miggin'
>>730385108D
>>730385108D for didn't watch.
what is migging
>>730385108C jrpgtrash saved by only being an hour long
>>730385108B
>>730385156The crowd itself also feels really dead
holy shit this autist cannot speak normally>uhh um uhhhh umm uh
>>730385156anyone have the graph on how the donations this week stack with prev years?
POST THE CHART
>>730385238I do that as well
RATE OCTOPATH 2 KARMA BOSS FIGHT
>>730385254YOU BIT-Oh I agree this time.
>>730385108U for Uhh Um
>>730385156>"wow anonymous with the 130 THOUSAND dollar donation! Wow gee whiz we did it again gang!"
>>730385304D
>>730385075
>>730385286>retard capsule
>>730385249feels like they made a fuckton yesterday but barely anything today
>>730385304B
>>730385304S for faSt
>>730385108C>>730385304D
>>730385286>Duspatal>IBS medicineWhy do so many autists have this?
>>730385286>zoomer faggots find out that "retard" actually means "slow" Wow...
>>730385304F for people actually paid to see that
>>730385249i cant believe people in this thread dont have the tracker stillhttps://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comp/gdq
Excuse me?
>>730385108>>730385304SSS trans rights
>>730385108ima do him a C
>>730385249At the moment it's the worst performing GDQ in 7 years. It's still beating '19 but it's flatlining hard right now and may fall behind '19.
>>730385393>slow autist doesn't understand jokeswoaw
IM A HEADBANGA
MIGGING
>>730385414I'm glad this shit is dying off.
I miss Sent.
>>730385487but what are YOU going to do when these threads no longer exist
They're not going to make me 25 minutes for Metroid, right
>sent in the control room slowly realizing there is no way they hit the milestone for maimai
>>730385473why did she do it bros?
can someone manipulate the image with software to make her get zapped by the stupid tattoo ideas beam
Suffah, trannies...suffah
Make sure to give us 25 bucks for your chance to get some 3d printed blocks!!!
>>730385458aw, are you triggered zoomer faggot ? :) how about you post your ifunny shit in your discord circlejerk, retard
>Super Metroid is next>look up the GT thing>It gives you 85% of the items in the game so you don't have to play any of itoh... c-cool...
>>730385473GRANDMA NO!!
>>730385494we didn't know how good we had it
>>730385108A.
>>730385535Every minute less of rhythm game showcases on a speedrun marathon is a win for us all.
>>730385519Play video games myself. I'm only here now because I'm drunk and caught this thread as it was made. I'm not even watching the stream.
>>730385391>innate high stress>correlation of autism with other body-wide issues that also affect digestion >heightened sensitivity/awareness to everything including stomach upset>shit diet because of autistic preferences t. autistic with IBS, can't eat FODMAPs or nickel foods
>>730385548>herthat's a man, anon
Still the best part of this entire marathon
>>730385538i don't know, but she won't get away with it
>>730385608Shut up and donate for the save or kill the animals, anon.
Is this some pedo gatcha shit that /v/ jerks off to?
My mine?
Not a dirty migga. Just checking in.Any more cringe/kino webms?
do you think game journos are going to talk about how dismal this year has been?
Is that loli tummy on AGDQ??
>>730385494>>730385613y'all are stupid, I'm glad that nasty lookin' goblin mother fucker is working to make this shitty excuse for an event just a little bit worse.
>>730385627it's that stupid washing machine thing that /v/ will gush over if the runner is asian, expect a million SSS votes
>>730385707Imagine the sex
>>730385707I want to breed him
cute armpits
>>730385707putting on my context hat
>>730385519That really would be sad. I ignored your threads for 10 years, but Iāve been sitting in them all week now. It really is terrible. And still Iām sad that I missed a decade of fun with you. The last one I watched was in winter ā14.
What the fuck is a mymy
is that a cameltoe loli pillow being showcased for the prize segment?
kinda wild in my 30s I don't know what common early cancers, examinations and symptoms or screenings I should be on top of having watched this for years, even the intermissions. nothing till 40s colonoscopy I guess?
>>730385772Thanks bro, you too.
>>730385707imagine how small her penis is
>>730385108B+
>>730385820you see what you wanna see i guess
SUPERFUCKINGMETROID
>>730385810I honestly have no idea. They keep saying it like we should already know what it is, but despite them saying it so many times in the past five minutes, I still have no idea what it is.
>>730385810>>730385754
FREE SCENT !!
>>730385707AI faggots...do your magic
Neurons activated
>>730385808thanks anon we can still get married and have fun together
>>730385921Scent is freeer than all of us.
They're shilling this maimai shit way too hard.
>>730385921Bring back Bluegrass.
>>730385890bro just look at it
>>730385707EGG EGG EGG
>arcade rhythm game
>save the animals winningThe pussification of gamers
>>730386006im pretty sure that's literally just a crease in the pillow cover
Wow this is actually way down on from the other post-covid years. I legit think there might not be long left.
>>730385836kek PCF is doing a garbage job, you would think maybe we would learn this by watching but no, nothing about this shit is ever mentioned even though they're partnered and the whole point of PCF is to teach people. maybe they should start actually doing that and be useful instead of saying tranny rights every zeptosecond.
>>730386006UUUOOOOOOHHHH PUFFY CUNNY
>>730385989yeah they're betting the farm on this shit thinking people care enough about it to hit this huge stretch incentive. they're gonna need one "anonymous $1k donation" per minute to make it at this point
>>730386006totTummy!
>>730385108Didn't watch it. Z
Never forget
>"GT Classic" in Super Metroid refers to a popular speedrunning category that utilizes the GT Code, a debug cheat activated in Norfair's Golden Torizo room, granting massive resources (missiles, energy, bombs) and most major items (except Screw Attack) to bypass much of the game and achieve fast timeswhy
>>730385981I truly miss this Fucker. And the OG crew. Only KFC and spikebejita left ....
Was speedrunning a millenial thing?
>>730386073Yetee and anonymous gonna come through dont worry
Kill de aminals >:)
>>730385707>he/him >is somehow more pretty of a girl than any of the she/her we seeWhat the fuck is this eventwhat clown world is this
>>730386150this gave him arthritis btw, really fucked up
>>730385587If you don't like it then you're free to stop browsing. This is my board I'll post whatever the f I want pissbaby.
>>730385473It's so funny to see boomers fall for shit like this.
>>730386150did he die
>>730386163There will be a point PCF won't fund this anymore or will seek a better alternative.
>>730386150owie
>>730385981dude is in a back room pulling his hair out over the donation total, he ain't free
>>730386154YeahThen zoomers picked it up but for the community/streamer aspect instead of the runningNow it's dying out since gen alpha is growing up on ishowspeed and kaicenat
>>730386074all they say on this fucking retarded degenerate shit in regards to cancer is shit like>sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit yall fuck cancer an sheeeeeeeeeit >fuuuuuuuuuck dat sheeit nigguhhhhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>>730386150Apparently they had to amputate his middle finger
>>730385989https://x.com/SKMYukiya/status/1790370010092986733
>>730386153>kungfu>OGhow new r u
>>730384998
>literally shilling boozeNew low
>>730386248>Now it's dying out since gen alpha is growing up on ishowspeed and kaicenatI wonder how much this has collectively dropped that generations IQ
>>730386281>>730386184????
me and anon watching gdq
>>730386296epic win
kill yourselves, troons
>>730386248>ishowspeed and kaicenatWhat does these guys stream?
>>730386296LOL!!!!
Oh, it's the Melee player
>>730385494RIP King
>blerd runThis should be good
>>730386335get ur hand off my ass
>black runneri guess i see why it's a meme category with no race now
black
why is he alone? thatās really sad
BVSED Black ALPHA with no couch (MGTOW) forgoes WOKE PRONOUNS and ASSASSINATES world record LIVE ON STAGE
>no couch for Super MetroidWhat????
>>730386296XD
>>730386230GDQ put PCF on the map. Not the other way around. Iāve looked at the tax filings. I wonāt bore you with details but these events are always extremely successful. I know people like to root against GDQ because itās annoying, but they are extremely good at this.
>>730386395Uhhh
>>730386381He invited his father to be on the couch
>>730386296LOL! Mind if I save this?
>kinda unfortunate I didn't get a couch, but uh...Why didn't they give him one? Why is gdq so racist?
>black guy is aloneThe fuck?
half the runners at the marathon have run this game before, he seriously couldn't find one person to co-commentate?
>>730386415lmao
>>730386287scent is not og either
>>730386408They raise more money out of their gala.
>>730386424they needed the couch for an orgy
Where the FUCK is Oats?
>>730386287Yeah forgot she joined yesterday. Fucking braindead faggot.
>Super Metroid relegated to some mid of the week, mid of the day run>Runner is alone, no couch to hype him up>Commentator doesn't give a shitGODLESS NIGHTS
>>730386415LMFAO
A black king is running, sit you're ignorant cracker asses down and get educated.
Wait, is GDQ already over? Why are they running the Finale?
>>730386429>>730386424>>730386395>>730386381run a non-meme category, boy
>>730386296LOOOOOOL that's awesomesauce anon XD
>sponsor donationwhoa big surprise
>>730386415
>>730386424they'll only give him a couch if he segregates himself to black n fast
>>730386296AIjeets could never
>>730386424>>730386429he accused all of the other runners of being racist if they submitted a run to compete with him, now none of them want to associate with him
Nigga autist
>Ford was banned from Melee tournaments in Canada for one year starting in November 2013, primarily due to his sometimes violent conduct at tournaments and his domestic abuse aimed at KirbyKaze, who stated that Ryan had physically assaulted him upwards of six times on five separate instances while they were in an intimate relationshiphe got banned from smash tournaments for beating up his boyfriend
I mean this run concept is retarded, it's way less interesting to just suddenly have most items, but not putting a couch on is crazy. What the fuck.
>>730386437The couch is being cleaned. Last crew shat on it.
>>730386381>>730386395>>730386424>>730386429>>730386471Serves this uppity N right for not relegating himself to the segregated event.
>>730386453You guys have serious brain damage. Who's then considered Og at this shit show? Only that fat fuck and uyama? Lmao retards
>>730386497>>730386476>>730386448samefag
>only black runner I've seen outside that one chick>alone and forced to listen to Der Retard read donationsBack to the black event, boy. This'll teach you to come to the white event.
>>730386478you got it boss
>>730386478No, I done messed it up. shieeet.
>>730386424>>730386437no friends
Candidly black people at GDQ are some of the loneliest motherfuckers at the party.Bro might cry
Uhhhmmm what is uhhhh gt uhhhmmm classic uhhhh?
>>730386471wasn't it just last GDQ that had a fantastic metroid race for the finale(?)now it's nepokemon
Super Comfy
I just got here. Why are they running Super Metroid now? I thought that was the event's big finale game
>>730386453actually he is, was prize coordinator since basically the beginning, just wasn't on camera til they """improved""" the format in like 2015ish
>>730386561MODS MODS MODS
>>730386516Lmao this nigga zesty.
>hear voice>look over>expect white guy>see Carl Winslow
>>730386415>>He invited his father to be on the couch
So this is how low GDQ has sunk. Not even having a proper couch for Super Metroid, THE speedrunning game...
>>730386553I feel bad for him.
>>730386561MODS i saw this image and blood came shooting out of my nostrils
and people say jrpgs are boringholy fuck metroid is bland as fuck
>>730386516Maybe video games really do cause violence (for niggers)
>>730386635this game is from 1994 nigga
>>730386510Is this bait?
The front row audience is the couch now
>>730386635shut the fuck up already
i would be his friend would be chill af playing super fucking metroid
I stopped checking in over the past few days; what are the most anticipated upcoming runs?
>>730386592Now you Metroidfags know how us Quakechads felt.
>>730386516it was 13 years agomeanwhile trannies assault my eyes 500 times twice a year and they're applauded for italso>assaulted six times on five separate occasionsdid he think to himself one of those times>nah that wasn't enough, I'm going back in
>>730386678i haven't decided yet
Did he explain the category I wasn't listening
Crazy Tom DuBois energy from this guy
>>730386516uuhhh how he got a run accepted
>>730386516so he's a faget......
And some people actually believe this is better than SotN, what the fuck
>>730386732Beyond explaining the dev code that triggers in the Golden Torizo room which he'll be using, no.
>>730386725do you need a cool bait picture to help you decide?
>>730386694my speedrun of your butthole, coming up right after this
>>730386516>13 years ago
>>730386459Rong
>>730386737based Bonndocks-watcher. His gf would've been on the couch but she's busy fucking Usher
GIVE HIM FRIENDS >:OTHEY'RE BEING MEAN
>>730386715bbc too stronk
>somehow made $20k since the end of octopathand so it begins
>>730386516maybe his boyfriend has bad vibes
Hello anons. How has this GDQ been?
>>730386296>It even has the ifunny watermark
watcha snakin on /v/
>>730386837HE'S GAYHE'S FUCKING GAY!!!!!!!!!
>>730386752Super Metroid mogs SOTN.
>>730386845today is the best day
>black>nerdy >skilled>no pronouns this might be good
>>730386779anon it was 10 y->actually 13 yearsI have disassociated this decade man..
you scream trans rights for diversity bullshit but can't even give this gay nigga a friend
>>730386769couldn't hurt
>>730386845TRANS RIGHTS
>>730386845comfy as alwayslast few years have been extra corporate but feels like they dialed it back a bit this year
>>730385108Z
How come nobody runs Metroid Dread in these marathons?
>>730386748no he just likes gay sex
>>730386752sotn is so braindead easy it kills any motivation I ever have to play it again
>>730386892He's gay
>>730386907he beat up the last one
>>730386892you forgot>meme category
>>730386845Shit as per usualThank god for the threads
>>730386845You just missed the Gurumin run by Sent!
>>730386909this is my favorite one but let me know if you need an anime one
Watching this dude's crappy jokes immediately die because he has no couch is tragic. What the fuck
>>730386516ok i changed my mind, this guy is based
This is a chill nigga
>>730386874i got panera and some string cheese :)
>no couch at prime timewhat in the god damn
>gdq accepts his run because he's a gay black man, that's a diversity win!>out of protest no one wants to be his couch because he's a domestic abuser
Uhh how were you supposed to know how to shoot that random wall for seemingly no reason just to get to Kraid??
>>730386746Im doing exactly that right now. Fucking miserable. I'd kill for some pizza and beer.
Hot take:GDQ shouldn't bother with these unc-core genre of games
>>730386798am i reading this right? they only spend 35k on securing the venue but over $200k on food for a week? jesus christ it is a scam
>>730386987>black>popular game>prime time>no couch??????????
>>730386516So uhhh I only hit you uhhmmm cause I uhhhh love you uhhhh hehehehe
>>730386921lmaoooo anon mad as hell
>>730386738Said the magic words
>>730387024yeah they should wun woblox
>>730386845gurumin fuckable
Now this is a speed gameNo commentators, no coach, just good gaming
>>730387013buy the guide kiddo
>>730387024correct, there's too much retro slop
>>730386974based, saved
Erm shouldn't this runner be featured at Blacked in a Flash, not AGDQ? This is problematic actually.
>>730386583Yeah, they had my boy Oatsngoats doing the 4-person race.
>>730386737>>730386815Only black speed guy I respect is DarkspinesSonicExtreme autism on that guy and also does perfect explanations even under duressThese whitewashed house negroes unnerve me with the betrayal baked into their smile, but darkspines is the kind that leads you through the jungle to actually do the enslaving
>>730386516>no couch because trannies have a decade old grudge on something that didn't involve themMental illness
>>730387024gdq should go back to being 90% unc gamesseriously this marathon only has five NES games in it, what gives
>>730385981sent was promoted to a higher positionif anything, based on how the event is going, he is even more fucked than usual
>>730386991>>out of protest no one wants to be his couch because he's a domestic abuserdo they really?
>>730385707>probable femboy>white monsterlmao what a name
>>730387117
>>730387085what year did this retard come from
>>730387032Thatās the Gala expenses.PCF doesnāt put on GDQ. They pay GDQ to put it on. About $450K.
>>730386845Trannier than usually.
>bobbeigh sexually assaulted a woman at ESA>still on GDQ staff>this dude beat the shit out of his boyfriend>given a primetime runi'm beginning to see a pattern
>>730387024Older games actually have an established speedrunning scene. Like half the runs these days are obscure itchio meme games ran by only one person.
>>730387150yeah he beat up his white twink bf
>>730387132Let it go unc, retro slop has been done to death. Not because they're old but nostalgia is cancer and they're piss easy games if you think about, not much strategy is involved.
>The Myles MacKenzie donateokay I'm sorry that made me giggle
>>730387164oh you know
>>730385608To be fair GT classic is a lot of work to get there with minimal items
>>730387013Getting the xray scope.
>>730387168Get the fuck off my board, twitch nigger.Tourists get raped.
>>730385707someone find the Onlyfans.Right now
It's almost over .....goodnite
should i play octopath traveler if my favorite rpg is FFV?
>>730386798>speed run event>VIDEO GAMES>spend 8K in in "entertainment"IS THIS A SCAM???
>>730387085
>>730387261>posts incomprehensible AI slop>mad when people don't take him seriously
GDQBigNig
Its actually crazy that a speedrunning event lasts an entire week. I don't mean that as a joke about speedrunning either, rather that I'm surprised its a big enough event to justify it.
>>730387296>>730387326metroon
>>730387296>not a perma banSlipping
this is HAX
>GT Classic run>He goes and kills Kraid first thingFalse advertising, this is any% GT. GT Classic requires Ridley as first kill, aka lava dive funzies.https://wiki.supermetroid.run/GT_Classic
>>730387296>>730387326@grok is this real
I think you can get a pretty solid read on these people by just going to their twitch and reading their "about" section lmao
how does Samus not get dizzy
>>730387296Poor ESL was just trying to make a shitty joke
>>730387285Do you actually think it's a scam or do you just want it to be because trannies are involved?
>>730387369who cares to be honest, this is a game showcase event and not speedrun. it's not that deep
>>730387331it was at one point but now its a money racket that is artificially inflated to keep up appearances
Crazy how this game still hasn't been surpassed. inb4 Hollowtrannies
>>730387331>I'm surprised its a big enough event to justify itwell i guess you're just retarded? they've been doing this one twice a year for nearly fifteen years and there are a bunch of copycats that do the same thing
>getting demonized for beating his bfLet's be honest bottoms deserve it and he probably got hard from it
Even with the stuttering speech this run is going WAY better than the Bill Nye one.I was actually looking forward to that, only for it to be obvious the runner barely practiced and had to be MercyKilled
Nobody in the crowd even cares about the super metroid run being done, wtf is this event man.
>>730387296>>730387326why did he get banned? make it make sense
>>730387296>me foid
RIDLEY
>>730387470what happened?
>>730387231I thought you were full of shit, buthttps://kotaku.com/melee-players-criminal-history-divides-smash-bros-comm-1797239305
>>730387447*swear absolute and undying fealty to
>>730387470What could possibly make you look forward to a non-run of an fmv game
>>730387461kek and based AND true
>>730387474I think the trigger happy mods saw "troid" and "girl" and thought he was being a chud
i'm gonna rate this retro slop ZZZ and there's nothing you can do to stop me, out with the old
Can someone post the trans rights webmYou know the one
>>730387447in 2026 we will speedrun
>>730387472They would care if they had a couch prompting them when to clap - shocking that they let this man go up there alone
>>730386798this is likely a scam foundation, those numbers don't make sense. But it doesn't matter because its legal by definition.You too can fuck over people legally by creating nothing of value and charging them for it because they don't have sense to read
even gay niggers and annoying announcers can ruin a Super Metroid run from being kino
>>730387512Deserved for bottoming to niggers desu
>>730387231>twinkyeah he deserved it
>>730387507Missed events like a thunderstorm, forgot to pick up items, forgot passwords, ended up getting killed by a volcano.
What's the best Super Metroid GDQ run?What's the worst?
>>730387296bro is a comedian fr fr
>>730387569no it's because you can't say you're girl when you're littlea little person wouldn't know there gender yet
Despite being nervous and actively sabotaged, he's doing pretty well
>>730387474Samus being female is debated in mentally ill leftists spaces
>showcase nexthow the fuck do these non runs keep getting in
>>730387296>>730387326Imagine how much it would sell and kill
>>730387512this just says he beat up a random gas station employee, did the domestic abuse happen later
Why is the crowd so dead, isn't this run a traditional highlight?
>final SNES run iut of the five fake fun runsthank god
>>730387431May as well showcase a challenge run than this let's play. We haven't had RBO in a long time.
>>730387581you're extremely jealous you only grew up with gay retard games with microtransactions
>>730387512weirdi thought gdq did their research on all social platforms regarding runners
>>730387512>Bronson āDaShizWizā Layton, 26, is one of the worldās premiere Falco players for MeleeWOMBO COMBO?
does this run have any new tech or is it the same route as every year?
>twink
[2026-01-08 19:18:05] <%+definately_gotscammed> Straight rights matter[2026-01-08 19:18:10] BAN: definately_gotscammedwhich one of you was this
>>730387674i feel like LTG would hate this runner
>>730387607What doesnāt make sense about them?
>>730387662why do THEY try to get them to transition then
>>730387734it's a different categorystarts out with all movement items, bit more of a showcase of what's possible in early game areas with lategame gear
>>730387691its been demoted in recent years for zoomer shit like Undergayle and Deltatroon
gdq believes in rehabilitation and 3rd chances but only for future astronauts
>>730387757This didn't happen and you're not funny.
>>730387512Our nigga would NEVER
Very weird prime time block tonight>Race that was basically decided a third of the way in>Game barely anyone has ever heard of as last-minute addition>RPG with a barely comprehensible runner>Meme category for Super Metroid with no couchAnd the night is taken up entirely by a rhythm game showcase and another RPG... race. Like, what is this scheduling?
>>730387459nobody watches this shit lil bro look at how slow the chat is for allegedly having 50k viewers
>>730387718be honest, you're talking because nostalgia. you wouldn't have touched any of these janky NES/SNES games if you could have gotten your hands on what is played today and 10 years ago so stay salty.
>>730387621>https://kotaku.com/melee-players-criminal-history-divides-smash-bros-comm-1797239305That article links to this about the domestic abusehttps://smashboards.com/threads/greater-toronto-area-thread-the-other-other-other-other-other-other-other-other-pokemon-thread.89713/page-995#post-15856112
>>730387512>āIād love to 5-0 another has-been, but Iād rather not get stabbed.āholy shit brutal
why did they get a noob to play this
>>730387658As bad as this one is, it's probably not worse than the TAS one.The best one might've been one of the races
>>730387735#justice4kirby
>>730387826>Like, what is this scheduling?
>>730387826GDQ has always been less about speedrunning and more about good vibes, tourist.
>>730387826I'll take it over what the prime time slots have been for the rest of the event so far.
>>730387670this is one buck they won't break
>>730387735Twink (past tense)
uh um uh um uh um uh um uh um uh um uhhh um uh umm uh um uh ummm uhhhhhh um uh um uhh um uh um uuuuuhhhhhh um uh um uhhh um uh um uh um uh ummm uh um uh um uh um
>>730387826>Race that was basically decided a third of the way inThat's every race, just be glad it was within 10s the entire time instead of being a multi-minute blowout.
Hello, /v/. It's a pleasure to see you again. After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crashed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.
>>730387805Yes it did, and it's not my joke don't blame me. I would have spelled 'definitely' right.
>>730387852>gta>gay niggasyea that fits
>umm>uhhh>hehehehe>uuuuuuhh>hehehehe
>>730387919when a twink dies a bear is born
>>730387658The STA one from SGDQ 2025 was pretty primo, though admittedly I don't remember many others to compare it
>>730387686cute
and you can like um
>>730387890no... say it ain't so...
The guy is super nervous. He can't stop stuttering.
>>730387797ah ive wondered how he got screw attack early
>>730387686the world doesn't deserve it
>>730387793it's not transition it's realizing your true gender
Always funny seeing you neets make fun of slightly nervous people on stage like all you neets that haven't so much as held a conversation with anyone that's not your mother in half a decade wouldn't be stuttering messes up there
But yeah uhm hehe
>>730387691crowd ice cold after octopath and nothing to warm it up
>i was dumb enough to look forward to thisfuck me, back to playing silksong. wait for my clair obscur bet, caisno-poster
>>730387826Euro schedule from morning to noon>Clair obscur>cod mw2>stellar blade>lego starwarswe actually ate compared to their shit. gdq is still retarded for not prioritizing NA, just let euros have the slop
>>730387852>https://smashboards.com/threads/greater-toronto-area-thread-the-other-other-other-other-other-other-other-other-pokemon-thread.89713/page-995#post-15856112A&C mentioned
>>730387840i would kill myself if I grew up with what's played today
>>730388017Screw attack was the only item he didn't get from that anon, lol, that was in the room next to it.
>>730388028nice essay
We have a donation from KirbyKaze's black eye and blacker asshole"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>>730388015THEY DIDN'T GIVE HIM ANY FRIENDS
>>730387890I NEVER knew what his actual name was. His name is Nicholas. Interesting.
>>730388015to be fair, they didnt give him a couchyet they're very willing to keep reusing that annoying fatfuck cowboy or shove staff to fill in any other time
>>730387658Best one was the one where the guy told the audience to get ran over by a busWorst one is TAS but that's probably cheating
so, I don't think the admin would let this guy willy nilly stream instead of banning him.Me thinks that he got dirt on them or maybe they think it is time to let bygones? it has certainty been a decade or more.
>>730387853For how much of a cunt I think Leffen is, and the fact that he can't turn it down with anyone, his trash talking is pretty funny.
>>730388028ur gonna submit that as your thesis?
ZOOM IN. ENHANCE. I don't know if that's a femboy or her boyfriend or a dyke. Anyway I would.
shant give a rating better than Z for someone who sexually assaulted someone
>they've made almost $30k in the past half hour>after barely making that much in the previous four hoursok i kneel, they're making the incentive
>>730387674I let it slide for arcade games, since TGM's first appearance was also a showcase, and we all knew how that turned out.
>>730388080uh, you don't get to bring friends
>>730388107I mean notable that the announcer and only guy willing to stream with him also has a DV allegation. Bobby is doing his best not to let this guy die on stage though.
I just can't listen to this "save the animals" shit anymore
>>730388018Sad but it might be true.
>>730388107Maybe they didnāt do a background check
>>730388107The reason he's on stage right now instead of anyone else is because he does the woke GDQ events like Juneteenth and Disaster Relief and shit. Almost every nigga-themed marathon has this guy in it lol.
He seems like a fine fellow
Just tuned in, what's the deal with this runner?Isn't he a different guy than the smash player from the article?
Samus is trans. Infact, they are no longer genetically human even
>>730387826The scheduling is shit for every GDQ in my opinion. The games I wanna see are either in the middle of the night or before 4pm. Drives me crazy every year.
>>730388107you forget that they let bobby blacktastic, a known sex offender (he groped prize mommy)
>>730388184It's better than gdqs around 2017-2018 when it was getting big and every other donation was "what's the saving and killing animals thing mean guise?"
This player doesn't know how to entertain the audience by himself
>>730388228>has this guy in it lol.I don't watch that shit but really? The cancel happy people really let him? Don't they have other niggers or blacks for that?
>>730388268He's not particularly good but he runs a lot of different games
>>730388080You don't get to bring friends
LMAO DEAF NIGGA
>>730388028This, they'd gulp, start sweating heavily, cough awkwardly and say "whew, is it hot in here oh wow haha" and awkwardly get through their run barely while the crowd is dead silent except for trans rights donos.
It would be extremely based if the black dude called the AGDQ staff out at the end of the run, this is clear sabotage
>>730388284Yeah for once I would like them to do a resident evil game in a non 1 AM time slot. But thatās apparently too much to ask for.
>>730388338Iāll call Ittin
>I would really prefer if you'd be quiet- Runner after missing a half dozen sound cues
>>730388080>>730388338They are not my friends.
>>730388180wait he does? current host is a different bobby from the black guy who got handsy at esa
You'd never bash your twink after a bad game of smash, right?
Fuck it, I'm going to bed.
>>730388413with my cock I would
>>730388173And we have another 5000$ donation from anonymous with no comment!
>>730388353You just know if an autist from here was doing a run up there they'd be so easily peer-pressured into cheering and thanking the trans rights donations
>>730388028>half a decadeso naive..
tinytim would have cured this man's nervous jitters by now and he'd be on WR pace
>No couch>shit category>silent crowd>but cohost still manages to sabotage the runner by talking through all his sound cues.
Boring after watching reverse boss order on RTA a week ago even if it was a shitshow on Ridley.
>>730385707Insane that they let him pull his nine inches out on stream. No word on a ban yet.
>>730388375>sabotageWhy are you all acting like this is some disaster without the couch? Yeah he's saying uh a lot but it's not like he's eating shit up there. He's not even being that awkward.
Take a drink every time this nigga says "um"
>>730388481Tinytim would give him a glowing lecture on the wrongs of domestic abuse, then shoot him
SAVE THE TRANIMALS
>>730388525it was the best part of the marathon, of course they wouldn't
THE BABY
>>730388537Yeah
>I missed the "quick animal save" because yall were noisy
>>730388290he did?
THE ANIMALS WILL BE SAVED
yaknow uuuuh hahaha yaknow ummmmmm hehehheuhhuh
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
remember, if they cut before the crowd can shout DEER FORCE the run is invalid
>>730388601
>>730388535tinytim couldn't hurt a fly
>>730388532I'm going to be hearing, "Uhh" every second word from now on.
>allowing the black one to not use pronoun badges
>>730388574RIP my nigga THE BABY
>>730388643I'll never forgive staff for cutting off the ending to Chrono Trigger that one year
>>730388652nice
>"my friend died">crowd cheersLmao?
fuck the animals
>>730388652Rare black hand
ummmm uhhhhhh
>WOOOOOOOOOOO>yeah so um he died
>>730388651that doesnt mean he groped lovare
>>730388683There have been other white guys who didn't either and the Asian from last run didn't either
this nigga fat
>>730388173The fact they aren't at a million by thursday night really shows how much they're slipping.We'll still get to 2 million+ by saturday thanks to anon donos tho
Rate Super Metroid
>The only people he wants to shout out are dead peopleThis is dark
>>730388725snow white never said that
god what an absolutely fucked run
why did nintendo do what they did to metroid
Rate the uhm
>The yapping always finds a wayDON'T CARE, WHERE VIDEO GAMES
shoutout to my dead mom
>>730388762D
>>730388762Ummm..... uhhh.... I'll uhhh... give it a, ummm..... C, yeahhhh...
>>730388762SSS
>>730388762>>730388771C
>>730388762A
See You Next Mission
>>730388725
D-deer force...
>>730388762C
Jesus Christ man, stop babbling about people who are dead
Why the fuck do people cheer and clap when someone dies kek
>>730388762>>730388771D
>>730388762Athe stuttering didnt bother me.
>>730388762BJust having a chill guy playing a good game without a ton of obnoxious screaming in my ear is a breath of fresh air these days
>>730388762DHow the mighty runs have fallen
cat died dog died
>>730388652found him hidden in the clair obscure
>My mom died>Audience cheers
>>730388762>>730388771C+
>>730388762B
>so uummm yeah everyone i've ever cared about is dead so ummmm yeah hehehe like yeah
They couldn't give this nigga one guy backing him up on the couch??? This is like the saddest run of all time.
this guy's whole family died holy shit
>>730388765
>>730388762Ahe didn't really fuck anything up
>and here's another sob story...>and here's another sob story...>and here's another sob story...
>>730387204>freshrigi sexually assults woman and gets banned from esa>gets a gdq runthink its just rumors and nothing ever confirmed, but romscout was quickly removed from gdq staff and never seen at gdq again?
>>730388771>>730388762ARIP everybody
rest in peace to my family
>>730388762B+
>>730388771C
>uhhh yeah so my mom and brother died a few months ago uhhhh whateverN word
Did he meet them pre or post beating his twink?
>>730388762>>730388771A
>>730388762A+
>>730388762>>730388771C uhh yeah um...uhh C
>>730388762B(lack), perfectly fine run
this shit is so fucking awkward lol
Most runners say uhh a lot. They aren't public speakers
>>730388762>>730388771Solid A
>>730388771D, boring shit, no flashy tricks, runner was pretty mid
>>730388762Bfor Beat his Boyfriend
>>730388762>>730388771D solely because of the category
So few people remember the old ways. I had to yell alone :(
>>730388771B
>>730388493I fucking hate the announcers so much it's unrealC for chill vibes
>>730388762>>730388771I'm giving him a B. Bad idea for a run but he did his best.
>>730387826Their shit is just mad delayed. They were originally supposed to have E33 at around prime time
>>730388619The funny thing is the runner did literally choke out an opponent at a Smash tournament
>guy mentions his family diedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m-MUz2Rihs
>>730388762>>730388771A, because I feel bad for him for how absolutely fucked everything else is>prime time>no couch>no family>host being an annoying faggot>wrongly banned from the smelee scene for putting his twink in his place
>>730388762BThe player was kind of mid but still comfy stream, lack of couchfags kind of helped to it
>>730388762>>730388771B for Blacks-lead-domestic-violence-statistics
>>730388762C i guess
>>730388762b for black
>>730388771C, it was aight. Could have used a couch to back him up
Wrap it up
>>730388762>>730388771SSS blacktranstic rights
>>730388762B good runThe last minute trauma dumping at the end of the run was a little excessive though.
ugu samus pantsu
Man, remember when the reward for beating a game was a hot babe in a skimpy outfit
So uhh yeah
>>730388984>>730388997now kiss
>>730388771C. He fucked up the full halfie and the category just isn't that interesting.
And now we segue from dead black people to hyperactive rave music i guess
>>730388762>>730388771Bwas chill, I like Ryan's energy at these events
>>730388764with no couch too. Feel legit bad for this guy, thank god he didn't fuck up too>>730388762C cause of cheat>>730388771S cringe kino>>730388769Nintendo doesn't like it plain and simple. They want it to fail cause it's more of a west thing for who likes it
Sad charities during fun events is a bad idea.
>>730389027>>730389026>>730389020>>730389016>>730389015>>730389008>>730389002>>730389001>>730389000>>730388997so uhm.. my mom died
Ryan... had a hard life
>>730387761Anon, viewership has dropped down to somewhere between 20-33% of what the event was at years ago, yet continues to have extremely consistent donation rates, and often unnatural donation rates. For example generating a million dollars in a less than a day. Insane amounts of money donated in short succession followed by extreme lulls of low support.This is only explainable by assuming GDQ has a ton of money coming in from big corporations and purposefully hides it from their viewers. Instead presenting these huge "hype" trains as authentic support when it's anything but. That's why it's a scam. It's them dishonestly hiding where the money is coming from in public.
>friend ditches his run to go see hockeyGood taste
>>730388920>autists who spent thousand hours to beat a game a second faster can't into public no fucking shit sherlock
>>730389026Most of my discussions of dead black people segue to hyperactive rave music
>Dead black family>Yetee: THE GOOD VIBES KEEP COMING
Super Samus
The fuck is deer force?
Just wanna give that runner a hug and tell him it's ok. But I bet he's been sweating bullets throughout.
HEY YA'LL YETEE HERE
>>730389056Tremendous reference
>>730388762>>730388771F retarded category
>>730388954huh maybe they shouldnt have had shoved in a run suddenly and spend half an hour to setup for super metroid
>>730389060This is only explainable by the remaining viewers being the ones who were giving all the money in the first place
>mom died>brother died a week later>so yeah rest in peace to my family
nice crowd camera, shoutouts to the tech crew
>>730388979I hate Snow White because the outfits she gave Scarlet and Rapu and less sexy than their old ones
Based stalling nigga bringing the mood down
ugh
dog died fish died cat died mom died train derailed plane crashed building eviction
>>730385707
sex with the suit on
>rest in peace to my familyjesas
>>730389147That's gonna hurt the event long term but i doubt these troons care
You fags are going to rate this rhythm game showcase S because it's all asians doing it btw.
>>730388762D-. Played the easiest category there was.
>>730389203xqcL
>>730389062Then why are so many anons pointing it out? Cant believe you need the context spelled out for you
>>730389151>no dad mentionIt's fucking grim, I feel for him
>>730389151WOOOOO! TEN THOUSAND FROM THE YETEE!
>>730389096It's the /k/ squad, duh
>>730388762BPretty good even if the runner was passive-agressive a couple of times about the reader distracting him.
>>730389151
>Arcade ShowcaseTime to take another hour-long nap
>>730389214damn right cause it's gonna be good
>Another incomprehensible Rhythm Game Arcade showcase where you can't even hear the musicI miss the bullet hell showcases
Guys i got hit by a bus and am in a coma so shouts out to my dad and my mom and my grandma anyways let's kick cancer's butt curb stomp the animals throw Kungfu down two flights of stairs #OpenBorders trans rights are yeoman rights I know das rite OOORRBBBBBBB yes chef no chef Adef chef THESE HANDS
>>730388762>>730388771A!
>>730388574
>mw2this could be kin->recruit
>>730389060Money launderingThey have a million or two held in reserve that cycles back to the pool just so they can claim they've always raised some $2 million dollarydoos every GDQ
>>730389214do they have fat tits or something?
>>730389291runner is japanese so /v/ will eat it up with SSS ratings
>>730389318Mechwarrior 2 does have a pretty cool speedrun.
>>730389168I hope their alts will have sex outfits when they get new bodies
>>730389164
Am I going to spoil E33 for me watching the run
>>730389268Must suck to be a rhythm game dev in Japan and being stuck utilizing existing interfaces to save on hardware.>So how do we make our washing-machine rhythm gameplay more interesting than our competitors?
Mymy? THE MYMY?! From the internet web cartoon Ongezellig? That Mymy?
>>730389291>can't hear the music>no one watching has played the game so no one has any context>it's just nonsense flashing lights and a dude flailing around to hit the notes for an houryeah, it's pretty much a 'go do something else' segment
>>730389375Yes, it's 50% movie.
>>730389375oh hey, me too
>>730389375Do you even have to ask dumbillya
>>730389371If the tech crew was white there'd be next to no issues.
>>730389375I'm sure they'll skip the cutscenes
>>730389371>AIslopshameful.
>>730389375Based on every other run so far, yes. Because runners cant help but say the entire plot within the first few mins and then even say "HUHUHUHU DONT WANNA SPOIL" like okay then DONT but the retards do anyway.
Adef is being mogged right now
Did that Metroid guy say his mom and brother died??
>>730389375snape rims dumbledore
>>730389375>wahh muhh existential dread niggerman savemethere i spoiled it for you
this guy looks too normal to be here
Science guy is back.
>>730389375Of course not, you're just gonna see the places, your future partymembers, abilities and bossfights, etc.Are you a retard
>>730389375>Am I going to spoil E33 for me watching the runYesIf you have any interest at all in playing the game, I recommend you do not watch the run
Looks like older chad brother with twink lil brother
>>730389457He's using it correctly, as shitpost-slop material.
He looks exactly like someone who plays cod.
>>730389375
>>730389475yea
what's with adef and cod
>cod player is a chiseled handsome god
>chad runs CoD:MW2BASED?
who invited chad
>>730389147You and I both know that is not the case. The timing of the money coming in is part of the problem. You really think all of these giga whales are just waiting until GDQ needs to hit some insane goal during prime time to dump their fortunes. Not spending that money on their favorite games goals or spending 10,000 dollars to get their custom name on the link profile? No they just wait for the prime time slot to fund whatever the hype "goal" is instead.Even if there are some insane whales, they aren't donating like people and instead like GDQ staff.
No Mymy run ?
>>730389375100%
>>730389475He beat them to death
>$100,000 off the incentive with an hour leftPrepare for an hour of the host dono begging for hype trains
It's taking every fiber of his being not to start calling adef a nigger
why are they 1v1 on rust???
>stalling for 90k yeti donation
>call of duty 4: unc warfare
Ericg08 smashing all the troons and biofems, he doesn't discriminate.
I cannot imagine a more boring segue than this CODslop
>>730389475Yeah, and the crowd cheered after he mentioned it because they passed $900k, and then Yetee rubbed it in with a $10k donation.
>>730389513hey, it used to be great to make furry /ss/ pics on Gates's tab.
This fag is hardscoping
>>730389460Yeah.
>they didn't use special GDQ mod which censors Samus underwearFuck this event
>>730389318It's always like that with old shooters. Run to the exit and tank all damage.
>>730389604This image is funny
this runner was a squeaker when the game came out btw
you think they fucked? :3
CoD:MW2 multiplayer is the best multiplayer shooter ever created. Nothing else compares.
>Elevator skips in the campaignWait that's sick I remember doing that as a kid
>hardscopingnoob
This doesn't look like a speedrun
I always thought when people said "1v1 me rust" they meant the video game Rustt. born before the year 20000
>easiest difficult runboooooooooooooooooooooooooo there's no stakes in easy mode runs
>>730389662100%
>>730389576Speaki!
>>730389550His fists are for everyone
they suck
>>730389475one 5k donation even said >this could pay for your family's funeral but I'm throwing it at a speedrunning marathon lmao trans rights
Gonna have to wait HOURS for this kino. LAME
>>730389651The game is like 30 years old no sh*t.
>>730389668the first 3 Halo games are all better
>>730389651and 90% of /v/ current userbase was still swimming in their father's balls. Your point?
wtf is happening?
>>730389717You are wrong.
>>730389718>>730389713kek still not over being called a squeaker
>>730389576who is this creature
Reninds me of the mario kart run, just dudes on the couch and having fun
This is the intro to a gay porno where halfway through their stepdad comes in
>>730389724Stalling
>>730389713I'm supposed to be 30 too but I don't believe it
>>730389668correctcod4 close secondhalo 3 3rd
Why the fuck are all the good runs at 2-7 am today? They couldn't have swapped one of the middling runs from today to the evening slots?
Neither of them are quick scoping.
>1v1 me on Rust, faggot. Quicksopes onlyHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>730389717halo 3 is bretty good but no
>>730389724Two retards fighting
>>730389753I'm 19. I wasn't even allowed to play CoD until three years agoo.
>runner is terrible on the game
>>730389576We just recently got Fangamer and Yetee, so we'll probably get a stream of large donations from "Anonymous" or bad fake names, like "A. Monkey" for MGS 3 Delta.
You guys finally get a segment between runs that's not a cringe theater kid skit and you still cry and bitch.
>>730389784NEETs stay winning
>>730389742cod 4 ruined FPS games for a whole decade at least by appealing the biggest retards who sucked at shooters and letting them pretend they are good
>>730389668I had more fun in Crysis 2
>>7303897242 gay homos placed a wager to see who gets to top today
i want to hear more science shit
>>730389843I'm jerking off actually
them playing the game on full screen looks better than the main runs window
>>730389810kek still a squeaker. Maybe Mario is more your game kid
It's pretty damning that he's not absolutely shitting on adef here
>tune in>"So what's the character name?">"It is trans rights!">ctrl + wEveryone involved in this should suffer.
>>730389784>what are timezones>me me me me me me
>>730389881Okay and? Wow you're old as f**k good job?
>we're going for every hard strat>some might softlock>nah I dont have any backup savesmaybe I was too hard on call of duty players
>>730389904american event
>>730389889He admitted that he isn't a multiplayer kinda guy
This vid released THIRTEEN YEARS AGO. Do (you) feel old yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2wyWPBRfxY
>>730389821To be fair hes using a gamepad right now.
It's not even the run. Wtf are they doing?
>>730389910>Googoo gaga!!Damn nephew is spittin
Someone please donate 80K so they can end this stalling bullshit
>>730389904>me me me me me methis but unironically
>>730389947An interview
I dunno, I usually just did 1v1 deagles on rust
I'm bored, /v/. Entertain me.
>>730389843adef is a theater kid though
>>730389947Stalling.
>>730389910>I-I'm not completely gotten tokek maybe one day you'll go from easy mode to normal mode
>>730389947It's either this or adef and the black guy doing a theater kid sketch for 20 minutes.
>>730389937And yet you get shit schedule
>>730389867makes sense that the host is losing then, it's probably on purpose
Itās fun that an event that banned Harry Potter games is about to show a run that starts with a massacre of hundreds of innocent people in an airport.
>>730389943>Machinima Top 10 freakout reactions is probably deleted after Machinima diedBros...
>>730389901literally didnt happen within the past hour
Did they start Metroid run earlier for 30 minutes?
This is unironically the best segment they've ever done
>>730389993
>My favorite CoD is 3what
>>730390004Why are you being such a d*ck?
>>730389846this
this beats the gay interviews they usually do
They've for sure sucked each others' dicks during a gaming session or two
POP CULTURE REFERENCE1111
>>730390038Mass Effect WE'LL BANG is still on Youtube
>>730390068Why do you ironically censor your bad words? To be funny? Or be obnoxious?
>fell to his deathKEK
I doing them an S
Normalfags are so bad at videogames lmao
>>730390058it's actual video games and it's unscripted so you might be right
>>730390037Would they not just turn that mission off to save time?
>>730390123To make you cry like a little b*tch lmao.
If Notch donated a million would they read it?
>>730390165Don't you have school in the morning?
>>730390068KWAS (Kek What A Squeaker)
>>730390181lol
>>730389993That's what booze is for.
>>730390181didnt he donate last year and everyone groaned in disgust when the host read out the name
Bros why the fuck didn't they bring back the Greg segments? That was so funny
BUY THE MASK!https://www.fangamer.com/collections/games-done-quick/products/gdq-arcade-floor-face-mask
>>730390216It's Dry January
>>730385138This feels fake without the environmental destruction.
>>730390181>and a crazy anonymous 1 million dollar donation with no comment!!!!!!!
>>730390181Nope.>>730389594I just make those locally.
Come find your icky guy
RATE THE 1v1 EXHIBITION!
Is it just me or did GDQ just do the black Metroid runner real dirty?
>>730384998Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is GDQ Suffering Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Stream Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
>>730390235My grandmother is in the hospital and the shitty hospital is still taking covid precautions in 2020+6I had to go dig up a mask to even see her
>>730390181probably notwhat if they were presented the cure for cancer but had to denounce trannies on stream
>>730390121Sweet
>showcaseyikes
>>730390123It's how kids these days are taught to talk online to not upset their masters. Instant underage flag desu.
>>730390269F
>>730390269B
>>730390269Z
>>730390269A
>>730390269A it was fun
>>730390269SJust good old fun with dudes chilling on a couch
>>730390254>Comment was "If you don't read this out loud I'll withdraw my donation"
Kind looking forward to the E33 run. It's glitchless, so I don't know how they plan to beat it in just two hours. I hope it's not a tranny runner and couch.
>>730390269Sit legit felt like it was going to lead into a gay porno
he's explained this rhythm game like 15 times god damn shut up
>>730390269SSS+
>>730390269B, it's the videogame equivalent to jay leno interviewing people as they drive one of his cars.
>>730390269D
>50 dollars to the prevent cancer fetish
>they do one rhythm game one year>it was received well>"let's do that again every year!"Beating a dead horse
>>730390269SWould have been SSS+ if they were actual MLG legends
>another washing machine runsovl
DAMN he's old now
>slap slapThis shit again, hopefully he bleeds this time.Showcases done quick
what the fuck is that the sunglasses guy from the webm?
>>730390269SActually funny and didn't overstay it's welcome
>starrodkirby>kirbycatcherthese two suck each other's cocks
>>730390247Best of luck to you then.
put a hot white girl in next OP
>>730390368it's a race, nothing to look forward to there.
>>730390269ZZZ
uh oh kino incoming
Knio?Incoming
WOAH another shitty showcasethnks gdq
>>730390498>>730390498>>730390498
>>730390454we all old nigga
oh my god is that an asian dude??? rate this SSS for me!!!
Is it him again?
>>730390472fuck off
>>730390218Yes. If I were Notch I wouldn't ever donate again, fuck 'em
>>730390531Yeah
Ahh my bad, my baad! If you can't it's fine but I hope to see you come back.