Now: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2Next: Redout 2Later: MindwaveStreams:https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwchttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730398430
>>730404676>Now: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2I fucking wish.
migged
>>730404676TMD
Migged>but I barely made it
>>730404676Did you enjoy my run, /v/?
>>730404676
>>730404676watching shills repeatedly try to turn the thread into a E33 seethe thread but being unable to samefag fast enough was great
Migger
I need to have sex with the polish twink
RATE EXPEDITION 33 (PARRY ONLY SIMON FIGHT)
miggers
huruerer drurur migged
Miggaaaaaaaaaaaa
FUCK painted worlds and people
is E33 really this easy.
>>730404720yeah it was good congratsz
miggin
My highest damage in my run was like 21,000,000 something.
Anyone want to watch a "final boss fight counter only mode">with a super powered PC?
>>730404735noFFF-
>>730404713wholesome chungus
another choke
Here comes Plum!
>>730404750yes now go beat the bosses endless tower versions, they're easy
>>730404729ong bruh frfr these uncs talkin cap about the goat
>>730404750Sadly. Devs did a bad job at balancing
>>730404747Inferior genetic hair
>>730404735ASS
HAHA HE'S CHOKING
universal sign of choking
oh its not dlc simonlame
ULTRA CHOKE
>>730404785anon.....
i'm gay
lmao this sucks man
please just lower the noose already
jUST KILL IT GODDAMN
Is Simon really this hard
i went to the bathroomdidnt he beat him already with parries already
>>730404729game is fucking boring man
>>730404750>just parry everythingyes
bdud redemption arc
>strong characters>fight takes 1:30 if done right>12 minute estimate
did we really need to see this a second time? at least do the enhanced simon fight instead
>>730404750yest. killed simon without stendhal and with 99 luminas for pictos
>>730404837post cock
PLEASE WRAP IT UP
>Dies three times in a row This is becoming cringekino
i wanna watch mw2 and go to bed...
HOLY CHOKE
>win the race>choke the exhibition
>>730404857he shouldn't be for a speedrunner, this guy is choking fucking hard
it keeps happening lol
>>730404873Most bullshit post I've seen this year
CLAP OF SHAME
I am gonna take a fat ogre shit
IT'S FINE HE'S STILL UNDER ESTIMATE HE WILL NOT BE RUNNING OVER TIME
>14,888 damage>kek
The French are well known for another thing
>>730404901zero is a fraud
oh my god dude he... HE PARRIED YOOOOOOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY IS CRAZZYYYY HE TIMED THE BUTTONS YOOOOOOOOO ON JAH HE HIT THAT MFFF YOOOO
>>730404941yes, their wines are known for the excellence. Mwaaaah the french...
>>730404857He is very hard yes, most people had to look up builds to help cheese him
>>730404832
This shit is a lot less impressive now that they added an even harder version of Simon to the game
>>730404941thats some extreme circumcision
>>730404729Just remember how many captchas that one guy had to solve to spam low effort seethe.
>"hehe buds... this is how we own the boss when we don't limit ourselves">proceeds to die like 4 timesHe sure showed us
>"erm THIS is what happens when you're NOT balanced hehehe" >proceeds to wipe for minutes
>>730404857he's tough, but the clea dlc refight is way harder since she has like 90% damage reduction so this whole 'kill boss in a single counter attack' strat doesn't work
I went to PAX Melbourne and there were whole teams of people in this french outfit with the chequered sash, now I finally get it
I miss the Hariet poster.
do all of Simon's attacks have a parry sound cue?
wtf was Simon's problem
1ST TRY1ST TRY CHAT!
>>730405013Simped too hard
>>730405013mindbroken by a womanliterally that's it
>>730404750Even with the ridiculous combos, insane damage outputs and somewhat annoying debuffs, E33 is just slightly harder than old FF games. Only endless tower in NG+whatever gets actually hard
>>730405008basically every attack in the game has a visual and audio cue to parrying, it's actually pretty neat
>>730405013died of simp
Simon has such a cool design
RATE THIS COMMERCIALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb1KndrrXsY
>>730404975he's STILL at it lmao
>>730405000Same, maybe if I never replied to them they wouldn't have gotten that vacation...
>>730405013Clea's feet are too powerful
>>730404960
>recruit
To their credit they finished the fight and said "Okay bye" and bailed, not one single second of shoutouts or yapping
thank fucking god who cares about some gay nigger boss i hope ppl didnt pay money for that shit
Finally
>>730405000He probably got the good ol' 3 dayer
>>730405000i'll miss the bnuuy
>>730405059Clea is not a footslut
were they handing those berets out or did everybody in the audience bring their own
>>730404980You love to see it.
>>730405060Much more difficult than Simon
>cawadoody>easy mode
>>730405074They already did their shoutouts and what not before the boss segment.
>>730405078They did in fact pay $50k for it.
>>730405060LETS GO JUSTIIIN
>>730405060gaming will never be this hype again
>>730405086She is a footmaiden.
>>730405084bnuuy
>>730405074it was still well under the 12 minute estimate and the loser in the race was also under estimate. more than i can say for a lot of runs this week, especially in primetime
>>730405052made for face fucking
>>730404910It has been some time since then but from what i remember>equip pictos that increase gradient non-stop for anything you do, the others for damage>use sciel and verso for buffs>use monoco 3rd gradient skill with sciel double damage several times>get good luck with parry and attacksIt took some tries for a week but it's doable
Anyone know if there was any hot futa stuff for E33? I figured there was given most of the cast is women.
>>730405117No speedrunner can bear the nade spam sadly.
>stellar blade at 4 AM my timei'm sorry, coom bros... i'm not gonna make it
bang bang bang hang the evil nigger
>>730405148She also has a fat hairy bush...probably. She looks like she does
>ywn floss with kungfufruitcup
BANG BANG BANG PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
>>730405203mods? this post is... problematic...
>>730405157?
>>730405168yeah but it's mostly ai slop for maelle
>quite a few people>one guylollmao even
>The volunteer having to wipe the chairs down after each run >The CHAIR WIPING KEK OF SHAME Kek
>>730405214she's french
>>730405138Oh yeah?https://youtu.be/p9LXdDmMrvs?&t=1572
>>730405232Uh... guys? I... I think we need a moderator here. This is getting out of hand.
>>730405168There's surprisingly little E33 art for how popular it is
>>730405060The Third Sino-Japanese War
>>730405249CLEAN IT UP
WARNINGIt is Friday - 2 days remainWARNING
>>730405225You probably wouldn't want to be sexually involved with KFFC considering she's cheated on several people and is a whore.
>>730405272you're gay if you wouldn't do the same for your mommy
>>730405276because its ugly
>>730405273I miss Susan...
>>730405276Because e33 is astroturfed
did.... did that fag not have gloves while wiping sweaty ass chairs?
>>730405275>>730405232What about that post is even remotely problematic?
>>730405298proof?
>>730405276The gooners used ChatGBT, but ended up recreating the game. They were sued, and have since remained out of sight, and silent.
Call of Duty kino incoming
>>730405272
I can't believe they let the Raven suit in the Stellar Blade costume choice. The other choices are very mild and modest outfits like you'd expect, instead of the ultra skimpy nanosuits, but Raven's suit is ass and tits central.
>>730405298source me up, fampai
>>730405354emma sex
>>730404713What's the sauce for the start though
why is bro masked up
>>730405343>The gooners used ChatGBT, but ended up recreating the game????
hold up normal ass zoomerbro PLEASE
Remember no masks
>>730405272based!
>2 people in the entire audience
>>730405331
the ukraine war ruined this game for me
>there exists an exploit in old COD games that allows modders to connect to your single player sessions and run arbitrary code on your computeroh no no no
>>730405354You don't have to waifu every manfaced actress that does mocap.
>chad CoD player put on a cuck muzzle for his runlmao get rekt
>maskprobably smells like fuck in there, huh?
>>730405358It's because runner is a tranny.
The hot guy is wearing a dumb mask in an empty room?
>>730405385doesn't want to smell the venue
>>730405054>>730405080Do you legitimately think an obnoxious avatarfag would wait out a ban?Let's not pretend that just because they're attentionwhores they're just as technologically inept as the idiots that worship them.
>>730405272there are 'people' on /v/ who would let their mom and sister wither and die in the canvas instead of saving them
>>730405276it's uglythe "community" is full of underage children who will harass you if you draw the characters even slightly sexythe community doesn't actually care about the game or characters, they cared about the hype around the game and the game awards
>maskWhy? He played without it a few hours ago.
>>730405406qrd on this?
>>730405385Doesn't wanna cuaght whatever the fuck the other have. I would come with a hazmat suit desu.
>>730405385He just got off his shift as an ICE agent.
>playing call of duty>no couch>empty roomthat's just sad
where are their pronouns? good on them for wearing a mask though
DR FAUCI, GIVE US VACCINES
>>730405357More people need to play Tactics AdvanceWish they'd remake it nextEasily one of my favorite GBA gamesShame A2 dropped the ball on the plot
>>730405272I remember the first anon that posted this in an e33 thread. filename was goodending.jpg, fucking based versochad
>>730405430That doesn't explain why the game "controversial" with the exact sort of crowd that goes to GDQ is being allowed to be two hours of fat ass in your face.
>>730405342>>730405360My source is just rumors but rumors that a lot of people have spread through GDQ over the years. She apparently WAS dating someone at one point, cheated on him with someone else at GDQ, and then dumped both of them. She then dated another person, cheated on them with someone else at GDQ AGAIN, and is now single. I imagine if you were to ask her she'd say that didn't happen, or that wasn't the case. A lot of "people" at GDQ are just sleeping/cheating on one another. Spike is married, so I guess he's the only one who's managed to stay clean this whole time. Flygon has a husband, or she did at one point, and she cheated on him as well and I guess the husband was okay with it. It's even funnier because the person she cheated on him with was a tranny indian.
millenial dudebros, decide:modern warfare 2orgaylo 3
whats with the gay fucking watermark on-screen
TELL ME ABOUT AMERICANS! WHY DO THEY WEAR THE MASK?!
>>730405447I mean what's he gonna do? Post here again and get banned immediately afterwards? There's probably a janny always monitoring these threads.
alrighty time to make my white bean chicken and sausage chili. Ill make enough for everyone to have some so we can drink and eat the last 2 days unfettered
Wait a minute, this isn't the chad from earlier
>>730405487cod 4 and bad company
>>730405482>rumors>apparently>i imagine>i guess
>Failed normalfag runner>Wears a bowtie
>>730405276it's not in an anime artstyle so it's relatively hard to draw compared to most JRPGs
We must be zoomer men, anons.
>>730405459>he played Illbleed on Dreamcast>at 11th minute it crashed and BIOS menu openedI don't remember if he started the whole run again or used the save.
>>730405441I'd want to wear one around the average GDQ participant as well. Imagine the particles coming off of those people.
>>730405487gears of war 2
Is playing on recruit a bitch move? I only play japanese rpg's.
>>730405474>>730405471>>730405453>triggered this fucking hard by a fucking piece of cloth
>>730405509oh hell yeah can I get some verde hot sauce with mine? thanks bro smells /kino/ in here
>Are you ready for some WAR??Yeah you zoomers better be
>>730405545yes
>>730405272Love my mom fuck those other retards
>>730405521That's fine. You don't have to believe me, but you'd be in the minority.
>>730405542more like queers of war
>velocity meter visibleliterally cheating. invalid run.
>>730405341You say that but mods have become completely overzealous faggots for the most minor shitposting
>>730405504for you
God I fucking miss this game. I wish we could get the multiplayer back, bros...
this is already more interesting than clares excrement
>>730405545the hardest difficulty in COD ranges from walk in the park to fucking awful. I kind wanna see a pacific assault speedrun hardest just to see the runner die a bit inside when the bullshit starts.
>>730405272Unfathomably based.
The game that killed CoD
Was the game always this bright? It looks like Source engine maps on fullbright
>Runner is a zoomer normalfag in a bowtie F rank run.
burgertown bros... we're going home
I don't remember MW2 looking so awful
Why are they trying to hide this
>>730405567you sound like a fucking minority, nigger
>>730405482>Spike is married, so I guess he's the only one who's managed to stay clean this whole timeanon... spike and his wife divorced back in february
REMEMBER
>>730405603That's not MW3
>>730405545Speedrunners play on whatever goes fastest unless it's a challenge meme run
>>730405623He's playing on low
covid is over why is he still wearing a mask?
>>730405481It does, actually. They know people would be willing to watch/donate to the run, but they want to make sure they show their disapproval of straights liking it by having a tranny run it. It's like Bayonetta with gays/lesbos/trannies trying to claim it as theirs; it's okay when you take it away from straight dudes.
>>730405612>no pronounshe's ok in my book
>call of duty: gaza strip
>>730405649Ah ok
>>730405504they are weeaboos
no one has said trans rights in hours i'm losing it
Skips are pretty sick in this run. Very very knowledgeable.
>runner is a leafowari da
>>730405482/v/ - Video Games
>>730405652Muffles the ambient smell
>>730405623he's playing on low settings, likely to speed up loading or something
>>730405676You are so obsessed it's hilarious
>>730405629anti-screen peeking measure
>>730405653Ok but the reality is I'm gonna be looking at Eve's fat ass for two hours.
>lowest graphics>easiest mode>no couch>masked upthis guy managed to suck all the hype out of this run
>>730405676But anon you just said it
>>730405652>>730405504Not joking you guys just remind me of this post everytime
Capture Maduro %any
>>730405447Sometimes you just can't be arsed. I've been 3 day banned during events and waited it out before .
Why didn't the trend with constantly restoring health in shooters survive?
>>730405653Have they already moved onto that stage?
>>730405738>no coucha runner explaining everything as he's doing it is the most based thing possible
>>730405738good thing the gameplay is sick, faggot
whats all this bullshit on the screen
>>730405676You cursed it
>>730405676there you go anon
YESSSSS TRANS RIGHTS
>>730405676you fucker you just manifested it
>sullying the kino of MW2 with that shitty donation
what about transdowns
>>730405676there you go
>>730405676I cursed it
>>730405272>Him on the track as wellSubtle
>>730405676There you go anon, that donation was from me to you. You’re welcome
Why is it on low? It's a 16 year old game, it's not going to be dropping frames.
welp, there is goes. that was probably the longest streak without "trans rights" this marathon
>>730405676Fuck you
>>730405676trans rights!!!
>>730405790a bend that sharp doesn't seem very safe
>Trans rights>ok we have time for one more donation and then im never letting you talk again
>runner no sold the dono
why does he wear the mask?
>>730405676FUCK YOU
Was MW2 using the source engine??
>>730405813best vidya character in years
>>730405449I'm not Verso, I don't care what happens to them lol
soap
>>730405767Yes, now New NuLara is sexist chud fantasy again.
>>730405652Masks have a lot of practical purpose outside of covid
>>730405847to withstand your gamer smell
>>730405652Probably sees no need to virtue signal to conservatives. He's polite, doesn't want to spread his sickness around and make other people feel shitty for days, so he just puts on the mask -- no biggie.
He didnt chant trans rights? The hot guy isnt easily pressured? Based, to say the least
I find it funny oh fucking tiny the campaign maps were. I swear I sued to think they were gigantic. Only burger town area is big.
>>730405901but he sat next to adef and didn't wear a mask
>maskcuck
>>730405847The venue smells like shit
sick run so far, this guy is cool. runner talking about his game and not being a weird loser
>>730405729i will now watch your run
Is airport mission in?
>>730405745kek there are people still waiting for everyone to drop dead from the vax and there are also people who treat Covid like the Black Death still and refuse to leave their houses over it. This shit mindbroke so many people
>>730405901chatgpt post
why are we making fun of this guy again? he's clearly showing solidarity for our beloved ICE agents in these trying times
>>730405854no but its engine is modified from quake, just like source
This guy actually looked like a chad earlier when he 1v1 Adef on rust as an interview segment, he must have put the mask on to avoid troon stink in the main hall.
>>730405928well they shared many fluids in many ways so it's fine
>no pronounsbe nice, he probably posts here
>SKIPPED NO RUSSIANBAKA
>Skipped No Russian:(
>skipping No RussianMore like No Balls
>skips no russianZZZ
>venue has people and a host at 3amif this was esa the guy would be talking to himself
why can you skip it
When PRECISELY did Call of Duty go from military shooter to MILLITORY ACTION?
russians would do that
>>730405946it gives you the option to skip it ingame so i wouldn't be surprised if that's allowed in any%
>We WANT to be RussianOH NO NO NO
>>730405932>The venue smells like shittrue
I'm surprised they let that dono through
>>730405957I've been using the em-dash since before you were born, you illiterate zoomie.
>skipping no russian
I'll wear a mask to work when I want to leave early.>"Oh, anon, are you sick?">"Yeah, I might have to leave early if I'm not doing too well."
>>730405995Shit that 14 year olds in Indonesia would fight funny type image
>>730406005This game
>>730405989so he just wants to stay incognito
>>730406005COD4
>>730406003fox news threw a hissy when the game was coming out so they made it optional
>>730405993>>730405995>>730405996>>730405998>>730406001>>730406002>>730406003Fuck off MAGA pedo
>call of duty: venezuela
>>730406003Because normies don’t like mowing down civilians
What are we snacking on bros, I just microwaved a pound of broccoli and then covered it in salt
>>730406001>>730405998>>730405996>>730405993nigga it's a speedrun
can't you even SPEED no russian? I remember you are locked to walk for quite a bit.
>>730406019Troon turds
>>730406059im eating ice
>>730406019Did some dog shit on the floor?
>>730406059grim
>>730406005Arguably CoD 4 but didn't go full retard til this game.
>>730406059Oatmeal cookies that a chinese lady made for me
>>730406049>playing no russian makes you maga???anon i think you are mistaken
>>730406073cronch
>skippped No RussianI knew it
>>730406046he's at a con during flu season, he's more likely to get sick here now than from eating bat soup in 2019
>>730405738He’s fucking killing it performance-wise and is explaining perfectly clearly and normally while doing it. It’s great.
BURGER TIME
>>730406019>there are four lights
>>730406104kek
>>730406059I'd snack but I'm in bed and cold
>Russia could definitely launch a nationwide invasion of the US and also all of Europe laterHow fanciful 2009 and 2011 were.
>>730406059Vanilla ice cream and peanut butter
RAMIREZ! SECURE THE BURGER TOWN!
RAMIREZ
We need a 2026 remake with remember no pronouns
>>730406104Blue archive niggas gotta be the biggest cringelord community when it comes to gachaslop
i have updated the godless nights picture with the proper charts, the one someone posted in the threads earlier was old af.feel free to edit
>>730406059>european food
>RAMIREZ! DEFEND BURGERTOWN!my culture...
RAMIREZDEFEAT THE RUSSIAN ARMY
>>730406145i sped run bad santa 2 for she
>>730406145Don't forget North Korea dropping enough troops to conquer the US
>>730406158Damn, I just looked up "Call of Duty crossover" on booru.
>Woooooww why did he skip an optional mission during a speedrun event, I cannot believe this
>>730406145in Homefront North Korea occupied America lol
>>730406134kek, he was being tortured into lying about how many lights he was looking at, right?
>>730406145Believe it or not, people fell for this propaganda.
>>730406145maybe they can't invade the mainland but you wouldn't want to see your boys streamed in 24k on a drone cam feed when you step into bear territory war, war HAS changed
>>730406219thankfully, i am immune to propaganda
>>730406193I get the disappointment since it is THE MW2 mission but also its a fucking walking segment
>>730406134Kek
>>730406231Garfield....
>>730406193Dude /v/ anons are NOT human. They complain about everything?>Someone said Trans rights?WAHHH>No one said trans rights?WAHHHH WHERE IS IT>Speedrunner talksWAHH LET ME ENJOY THE RUN>Speedrunner is muteUGHH SO BORING IM GOING TO SLEEP>Couch/Host talksWAHHH TOO MUCH TALKING IM TRYING TO WATCH HERE>No ones talkingWAHHHH SO BORING IM GONNA GO GOON
It was always weird to me that the camera was apparently attached to the missiles somehow
>>730406163>"godless night">spans 24 hours and includes multiple decent runsof course you retards have to take something mildly amusing and overuse it
>>730406261I say all of these
>>730406145>meanwhile in reality they've been sat in a quagmire in a portion of ONE neighboring country for four yearsKinda deflated their effectiveness as villains in military fiction.
burger town... home...
>>730406261all me
>>730406145>invade They'll just send Oreshnik with nukes and you'll be gone before you realise
>>730406234I just sat through a dozen threads complaining that this whole event is lets plays, only to see everyone shit themselves that they skipped the no russian walking sim level
>>730406261>/v/ is one person
This was the last CoD I played. Did I miss out on anything?
im pretty comfy
this guy is so fucking monotone I'm getting sleep jerks
>>730406261>bitching about the threadfeel free to leave
>>730406145>>730406182>>730406182>>730406203China would beat the USA aloneNow imagine China + Russia + DPRK + Cuba + Venezuela + Iran + Belarus + Iraq + Greenland + Bandladesh + Pakistan + Afghanistan + YemenUSA has a lot of enemies now
>>730406302(You)
>>730406261Its a good thing we arent all the same person, itd be boring and uninteresting
>>730406145>>730406280aura loss of the century
>>730406297I only see one guy named Anonymous and hes saying retarded shit and replying to himself multiple times so yes?
>>730406302nah, it all went downhill after this one
>>730406302nopemultiplayer peaked in MW2 and campaign peaked in WaW
>>730406145yeah...
I'm shocked it isn't banned.
>>730406329you got me
>>730406019Looks like someone couldn't hold it in during Expeshiton 33
>>730406302the first black ops was ok
>>730406205yeah they were trying to get him to declare that there are five lights when there are really four. ultimate goal being to confuse and brainwash him enough that he believes there are five, at which point they have control of his mind
>>730406336Ran by a tranny so. Straight males humiliation ritual by GDQ.
>>730406059It's dinnertime so I just had a BLT and celery
>>730406261this entire website is people who dont do anything complaining about everything
he's legging it
MW2 multiplayer is what started my energy drink addiction
>>730406163So did this guy only cheated during DLC? Was the base game run legit?
>>730406205He was shown four lights, and told to say there are five, every time he refused he was in pain. Psychological torture to break his mind.
>>730406321>Now imagine China + a million irrelevant countries the USA could glass in 10 minutesi'm quaking in my boots
There's nothing quite like the signature Quake movement.
THIS NIGGA IS CRACKED
>>730405817>>730405649>>730405623Makes me wonder what the 360 port of the game ran at PC settings wise. Medium?
This guy is cumming to his own tricks. holy based
>>730406302You played the apex of the series so you won
>>730406336Gonna be a modded version that changes her body and adds trans flags everywhere
>>730406059Roast chicken breast, and CC & dry
I remember this being popular in high school. Always imagined the graphics would be more realistic and movie-like. But it actually looks like an old school video game, I like it
holy movementthis is good
Hey, runner... It's good that you're having fun, but I just donated a tenner and you're not giving the host the opportunity to read my joke.
This is actually a proper run, am enjoying this. I'll have to leave soon so someone please rate it an A for me.>>730405547covid gave us schizos the likes of which history has never seen
>>730406383It doesn't really work when the game is being run and a sexy costume is winning the vote. For a while the goal was trying to bury it completely.
Yo this guy knows his shit
this is a fucking speedrun, not that rpg menuing bullshit fuck yeahhope the dono reader has a stroke from not being able to do his job
Look at this hyper richfag neighborhood.
Is this CoD on GameCube?
WTF HE'S OWNING SEND IN THE FUCKING TRANS RIGHTS DONOS THROW HIM OFF HIS GROOVEI'M IN CHARGE HERE
>>730406321>nowlittle zhang just crawl out of the woodwork
holy fuck an actual speedrun in this eventi thought it was only races, randomizers and showcases
HEY DO WE HAVE TIME FOR A QUICK DONO?
>>730406461AyeIt's victory
>>730406494>hes STILL seething, even during the run he was waiting forrent free
He's bringing a little fun to GDQ
I never played this game, where is the US Navy in all of this? Looks like they dropped the ball hard
>People earlier doubting the zoomerGAWD
>actually cool as fuck tech runI didn't expect this
>>730406495Yup grew up in them, good times
>bro jizzing over his own movementlmao
>>730406448>>730406507He's playing on mega low settings.
THIS BOY IS CUMMING TO HIS RUN GO WHITE BOY GO
that bonkreset
I've always wanted to get a run on GDQ just so I can see what people say about me in these threads
This run's pretty good so far.
>>730405060Daigo....
>>730406461the tranny WILL make it insufferable
>>730406538too busy playing grab ass
>>730406558what a chad
>>730406542Finally some good fucking speedrunning
>>730406558nice
>>730406534you seem more upset that i dont like your shitty boring run being able to recognize posters get a grip u fuckin loser
>>730406561What would you play anon?
>>730406561What if you got a bunch of z’s?
>>730406336She won
I've to admit, this is a nice run so farDidn't expect that
>>730406558>canadianthis is sacrilege to burger town, ZZZ for me
>>730406558Damn, dead category except for one other person
Take note ee3troons this is a speedrun
>>730406591Not him but Ape Escape 3
>>730406591not him, but Monstergirl Quest
GO WHITE BOY GO WHITE BOY GO
>>730406561I would say that you're cute!
Not sure why so many of you are surprised, COD runs are usually pretty decent at these events.
Does he have hotkeys to change the FPS cap or something?
>>730406591
damn mw2 was sickthe definitive 360 game
great run but can you imagine running a high intensity action game at 3am, I can't even casually play games like this at that hourthen again i'm old
white boy gonna bounce on some head fr fr
>>730406624>>730406625I didn't ask you I wanted to hear the anon that was desperate for anonymous approval!
>>730406571
the new mw games are pretty fun if you skip cutscenes and exclude the warzone level maps in the mw3 campaign
>>730406585>n-no, u!ok fag lmao
UMM ZOOMERBROS?
MEGA CHOKE
>>730406591>>730406624>>730406625not either of these guys but ratchet and clank 1
Last year this map made the runner lose his flow.OH SHIT IT IS HAPPENING
it's fucking over
OofThat's gonna be a letter grade...
he went TOO fast...
This part always seems to fuck runners up
>>730406620obsessed
>why does this occur?>i honestly have no ideakek
>>730406408the base game run was legit>>730406272i took the general opinion on what was godless, wcyd
>>730406383i dunno looks like a guy to me
>tune in>"So what's the character name?">"It is trans rights!">ctrl + wEveryone involved in this should suffer.
The choke had me worried we might be trapped in another FEAR chokeathon
>>730406591Touhou 6
>>730406703Yeah, didn't someone choke the entire run on that part on ESA?
this guy cums to himself in a mirror i can tell
>I ALLOW YOU 60 SECONDS FOR GAY DONATIONS READING. BEGIN.
>>730406727hm? an anon said that he was the fatal frame tranny. seems he mistook him.
>>730406730>literally makes up imaginary things to get mad at
finally an actual fucking speedrun
HE ANSWERED THE GAY QUESTION IT'S OVER
>>730406756well he picked a plenty gay one
Can helicopters follow jets like that?
>>730406591Meet and Fuck Kingdom, Steve.
>>730406762It happened during the PoE2 speedrun you lying subhuman.
i just kinda like to watch it bounce sometimes
>>730406730You posted this for two threads already
>>730406770>>730406773I liked how monotone and matter of fact he was about it
Are you able to run like this in multiplayer? What the fuck
>>730406754You need to work on your social anxiety. Simply acknowledging that you did something good or impressive is required for a healthy mind. Stop downplaying everything you do.
>shepherddude... at least say ghost
>>730406670you need to go practice your 18 hours of menuing before your next gdq amigo, stop wasting time
>>730406782meet and huh?
this guy is sick
>>730406818>dude... at least say ghostThats the actual gay pick
how does it feel to be in here for the best actual speedrun of AGDQ 2026, /v/?
>>730406795Wow I can't believe you time travelled back 4 days
in the new mw2 or mw3 you get pov tied up, slapped and tortures by a latina and its supposed to be shocking but it just gave me a boner
>>730406727I was going to make a comment on him having a girl's name until I remembered that Ashley can be a boy's name
the current political climate is caused by the fact they don't make propagandakino like this anymore
>>730406591Not him but Runescape
first fuckin trywhat a lad
>>730406849this
he SMUG
GO WHITE BOY GO
>>730406828ghost wears a mask, for all i know it's a babe with a voice changer. shepherd is an old muscle daddy who doms roach, extremely gay pick
ratinng this an F just to make the spamming codfag mad
>>730406795So you just brought up a speedrun from Monday unprompted during a time where there's no trannies on screen or on audio and one guy with no pronouns playing a game?
How are you supposed to play a game for almost 2 hours and not choke or fuck up once
I Awakened My Ultimate Bunny Hop Cheat Skill ~ Hopping Around in Another World ~
>>730406849we need Call of Duty: Homeland where you're fighting homegrown communists
this nigga is killing it
This looks so messed up
>>730406885DUDE ISN'T THIS SICK? I'M GONNA POST THAT EVERY 20 SECONDS INSTEAD OF WATCHING THE RUN!
>>730406727Stick em up!
>The host unable to read gay donations
>>730406905russia isn't another world it's just a shitty part of this one
>>730404713Asiatic clam status?
>>730406935>he doesnt have two monitors to watch and postngmi
>>730406397Complaining *and* mocking. You left that out.
Zoomergods dunking on uncs
he said fuck yeah quietlyBANNED
why are the expedition niggas so mad that someone is playing an actual speedrun
>>730406943
why is he wearing a bow tie?
people have been saying "in this political climate" for like 20 years and ive never been quite sure what they mean
>>730406954JINXED IT AGAIN
>>730406954>mfw I haven't said "Trans Rights" within the last 5 minutes
im not gay but listening to this guy's voice makes me happy
ORB
Dono automute script coming in handy.
>>730406591Not him, but PSX demos.
Runners like this guy and TBCR are based just for the fact that they commentate their own runs and keep the host contained
>>730406802I repost things until i get a satisfactory amount of replies.>>730406831>>730406890It happened during the event the thread is about. Anything else is irrelevant.
Why did he enjoy>negative?>>730406998People are retarded
>>730407019its gotta take a lot of skill to comment the whole way while playng a game like this at this speed
isn't it a bit insensitive to play this the day after some ice agent domed a mother of 3?
>>730406980as an unc we have to admit that new blood is needed in these shitty events. It's too nepo atm, and i'd kick out all the troons and replace them with zoomer runners as they're generally better at this and more entertaining, with the exception of some legends like zfg.
Wait that is the chad from earlier, why does he look like a faggot now?
>>730407068George Foid had it coming
>>730407068heckin this! updoots for you dear kind sir stranger!
this is my first time watching gdq. I'm curious if a WR has ever been broken at the event before?
>>730407068No?
>>730406998Americans love inserting politics/current events uncalled for like this>>730407068
>>730407030You might be too autistic for these threads, which is a high bar to cross
Did you do the javelin glitch in online multiplayer?I did
>>730407041yeah my fingers hurt just watching and I would be stuttering like a retard trying to explain while thinking about what to do next.
KEK
>>730406996its a clean bow tie too
>ignores hostBASED
>playing game from 16+ years ago on ultra low settings>still drops below 50fps when door kicking smoke popsdevelopers, developers, developers, developers
Based, ignoring the host
>bro is so focused he cant answerkek
>>730407107many timesbut usually it's some game nobody fucking runs so it's pretty much a freebie
lol
KEK i'm cringing hard he's so in the zone
B A S E DASED
LMAO
not listening to the host omega fucking based
LMAO ignored bitchAlright this is an A
>not even listening to the donation guy HOLY BASED AUTISM SSS RUN
ROFL HOLY SHIT
>keeps ignoring the faggot host
>reasks question>...we still have time for donations>reader gives upholy kek
Damn I was gonna play something during this run, but I'm glad I stuck around.
AUTISM
>>730407123i did lmao, that shit was so fun for like a week. i got scared because there was a rumor at the time they were banning people for doing it and i didn't want my dad to get mad at me
>asks again for the third time>....>....still have time for donations
fuckin hell
hahahahahaha
man im so lucky that i end up watching the best runs of the event live every time
So far this feels like an A, pretty much nothing has pissed me off. Still time to flop though
get ignored twice lmao
zoomerboy is alright
HOLY SHIT
>>730407030Even troons are smarter than you
>Flat. Out. IgnoredBased
>>730407068I am puzzled how the same people who rejoiced at Kirk being assassinated and that his kids will be better off without him are the same people who are ready to start riots when some lady got shot when she tried to escape from cops
Is webm anon here? I hope someone clips that.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUIaRlMdtRA
>so autistically focused on the game he doesn't hear the donation reader asking him the same question twicerun just went from A to S
>>730407220>>730407191>>730407165Hope they ban this nazi chud
he doesn't respond to sub humans
>>730407147has it ever been something significant?
>>730407251..........
seems like whenever a 360 classic bro tier game gets in it's always top tierthe last one I remember was the halo 3 4p co-op where they also ignored the fuck out of the host
how were these runs?Octopath Traveler IISuper Metroidmaimai DX PRiSM PLUSClair Obscur: Expedition 33
anybody know if the "grab my shit!" guy got banned?
the last fps i think i've ever played was cod4, or battlefield bad companycant remember which
Washington monument at Washington, Columbia District.
>>730407068i don't carei just want to play videogames
ITS OVER
>>730407290>Octopath Traveler IIshit>Super Metroidshit>maimai DX PRiSM PLUSgiga shit>Clair Obscur: Expedition 33only interesting if you've played the game, shit otherwise
>These RPGs that hit the vehicles can soft lock you>So make sure you don't get hit by those!Thanks bud, I will!
>>730407290peak sleep block
he fucked up bros...
>>730407274Pretty sure Goose and someone broke the co-op WR for golden eye at the time, or something.
kek his voice when he realized neither were destroyed
HOLDBro recovered
NEVER BEFORE!
THIS CONTINGENCY
>>730407332>>730407345SAVED
OH NONONO
>>730407274there's been a few big onesbut i distinctly remember one runner casually locking in a WR for an average game and just going "oh that's neat, anyway"and i thought that was probably cooler than any WR of a big/popular game/catagory
we back
we're so back
>>730407290>Octopath Traveler IIZZZ, played it on PC and not on the console that it was meant to be played>Super MetroidZZZ, Retro slop from an unc who spparently had sexually assaulted his ex-bf in the past>maimai DX PRiSM PLUSC, too long>Clair Obscur: Expedition 33ZZZ, boring AI slop run
the recovery on the fuck up, a sign of a good gamer
Mercy Kill itIts over
>>730407290>Super MetroidAverage, you will enjoy the first 20 minutes if you have never watched this category>maimaiFun but overstayed its welcome>E33Good if you like the game
>deer im headlights donogringe
i dont remember this level at all wtf
I wouldn't be able to recover a contingency like this
>>730407401>all ZZZ except the one thing that wasn't even a speedrun/v/ trannies, everyone
GOD SAVE
this is a fantastic speedrun, surprisingly. lots of strats, good skill ceiling and a tasteful amount of RNG
>>730407425It's the level where Price nukes America how do you not remember it
>>730407447kek
>>730407447
why are they in space
>ignores donation reader>says to read moreBASED
>astronautfags be like
>allowing donationsI'm bumping him down to a B
>Didnt say anything or cheer for trans rightsBanned as fuck
>back to back trans rights
its like they have a fucking quota to read that shit out
TRANS RIGHTS HOYPE
NONONONONON STOP THE COUNT FUCKING TRANNIES
There it is
>down with cancer up with trans rights>entirely fucking ignores itBeyond fucking based
>kills everyone on the ISSthe fuck
Bros I just found a stray hair right in the center of my forehead, what the fuck
>>730407450Agreed, first one I'm actually watching with focus.(Fuck this dogshit captcha, they get worse every time I come to 4chan)
SAY TRANS RIGHTS CHUD
haha the boyigirls amirite folks :)
>open stream>watch 2mins>"DOWN WITH CANCER, UP WITH TRANS RIGHTS"yeah, I'm done
They completely no sold the trans rights LMFAO
Shepard and PriceRemind me who was good and bad.
Would an EMP really fucking blast the ISS at that distance??
Whoa the red dot isn't working
Haven’t been watching cawadoody. Guessing it’s a C?
is this guy alone with no couch because he has no friends?
>TRANS RIGHTS>EMPs the entire east coast>>730407530He's not even there. He's completely locked in to the game. Too based
>>730407501He heard the question he just blanked on the map names because COD was very forgettable
>>730407614looking more like an S
this guy is just straight chilling
>>730407614unironic S
>basically no trans rights donations all day>cawadoody starts>suddenly every dono is trans rightscurious
>>730407614nah it's good
>>730407572Imagine if the host fucked up and read it reversed
>just over one milly>day 6Whats the end total gonna be? Its Yeti coming to save us all?
bro is just fucking with bottles
>>730407625cope
>>730407561High test
How was the Smash Brawl speedrun?
>pauses to shoot bottlesUp another letter grade.
>>730407614Missed a great run.
>>730407596Nope. Also the debris somehow travels at light speed
>>730407648I'd do it. let me
>>730407614At worst an A, it is looking good
damn, this is tight
JAYSUS
>>730407614Based runner is making it S worthy
>>730407614yeah, maybe a B. one samefagger seems to think this run is god's gift to gaming tho
>>730407614it's a ZZZ if you are not a balding soilennial chasing nostalgia
BLOODY SCREENSO REAL
I can't hold it much longer :x
>that room
>>730407614No hype moments so B
>>730407614He's focused on running the game competently and not promoting mental illness. In GDQ that's already an SSS, that's how low the standards are.
>>730407719I NEED TO PISS
FOLEYYYY
>run ends>takes off face mask>has the trans pride flag tattoo'd on his faceKINO
>>730407614Good runner coms, good tricks, competent gameplay. B+ to A
this would be considered an average run in the golden or even silver era of gdq
>>730407791when was the silver era? seemed like there was a pretty clean cut from good to shit around 2015 when they moved to big auditoriums
>>730407659I played every COD as a kid and don't remember any maps other than the cargo shit, plane map, and office with courtyard in 4. Much less their name, the dude plays the campaign only. 90% of runners don't even know how to beat their games normally, it's a common blanking point you think the host would have been smart enough to to press him a second time. A streamerfag would have just told the truth and said he was fucked up on bennies in college when this stuff came out or whatever.
>>730407561Dont pull on it, its attached to the part of your brain that stops you from being gay. Dont pull on it
>this missionoh no
>trigger dialog>window becomes noncorporeallol
>>730407840I remember Bloc, Crossfire, and Shipment.
Why is this guy wearing a mask in 2026
Falling asleep Please give this a A for meWas a fun watch, glad I was able to catch some of it
ghost bros... not like this
he is right you know
>>730407904It masks him from need to parrot "TRANS ROIGHTS"
>>730407925Post the underbite
>>730407904China Flu is still a thing.
>>730407909finish it or i'm rating it ZZZ on your behalf
>>730407927he sounds like he's actually sick so it makes sense
>>730407934More like masking his snarl when they say trans rights
>>730407834i'd say 16 to 18, maybe 19
>>730407927I can hear every word, that dude needs new ears
>>730407904He sounds kind of sick so maybe he's being considerate. On the other hand, this nigga's wearing a bowtie unironically, so who knows.
why doesn't the runner ever say trans rights
Ozone? what is this? electric boogaloo?
>>730407927>not instabannedbased chat mods??
>>730407962What the heck dudeFine geez
Has anyone gotten some funny donations through or is the screening too strict now
>people thinking we're getting a scantily-clad Stellar's Blade runThe covered up costume is in the lead for a reason.
Incredible how the Cawadoody campaigns peaked in fucking 2008 and they haven't even been close since.
>>730407909it's like, what, 20 minutes left?you can tough it
why does the runner look like a normal guy?
>>730407965he was unmasked for the several minutes long interview he did with adef earlier
>>730408027there's a reason they shoved him into 3am
>>730407927I'm a fucking ESL and I can understand the guy perfectly right
>>730408009not possible anymore, they don't read donations unless it's the most generic shit possible
>>730408016The raven one was on the lead wtf
>>730408016It's not over yet.
>>730408002>grey texthe was banned, idiot
trans ROIGHTS
>the silence after trans rightsKEK
donation mission...>trans rights donation gets one responseKEK
>>730408027cod is peak normiecore
LUL
>Trans rights>One guy in the audience meekly clapsGotta love the night shift
>>730408016>tight ass fitting pants and exposed backWhat's the problem
Just shut the fuck up about the gender confused clowns
trans rights counter: 4
>TRANS RIGHTS>waits for the woo>no woolel
>TRANS RIGHTS..........
rate Stellar Blade Z for me, for i am sure the runner will be insufferable, no matter how shamelessly sexo the game is
>>730408009Most of the dono messages are clearly fake so probably not.
>>730408043well yeah, he's wearing the mask so he doesn't get twitch/youtube chat sick :)who cares about staff
>runner is completely silent The balls on this man
>>730408043>Bottom Text>"Trans Rights!">SilenceI'm thinking it's an S
>trans ROIGHTS>one crowd woop>dead silence from runnerI love these hours
read them donations you chud!!
>>730408027It's 8-10am in europe depending on where you live so it's something that euros enjoy, an actual speedrun and no transrights spam
>trans RIGHTS!!!!>................
why the fuck Soap has his own theater sized army and from WHERE?
GHOST BROS...
>>730408136graveyard shift is always the best
>trans rights!!!!>cough
They should literally make him eat out a neo axe wound as punishment for ignoring those beautiful trans rights donations
for the love of fuck, how many times has trans rights been said this entire fucking thing. it's getting so tiring.
>>730408027THE WEST IS HEALING
>>730408130the actual run has been overrated by the thread but this guy stone walling the trans rights shout outs won me over, S for me
>>730408136Eurohours
woo...
>from FeminineEminem I chortledReminds me of good names like MrListerTheSisterFister
IT'S TIME
don't worry he'll be banned from doing any more runs
F
heh
Ghost [;_;]7
Not like this bros...
>70 Star, 70 Person RelayAre we really going to watch how 70 people play SM64?
SHEPARD HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
First time he’s showing emotion, lmao
>>730408123>the runner will be insufferableRunner is called Ashley but sounds like a dude, it is a unisex name though
>Audience and runners no selling trans roights mantraThey must be absolutely seething backstage
his voice is dying
kino
GHOST!
>>730408227if done right, this will be the best run of the marathon by far
>>730408257no it won't
>>730408227We? I've got two monitors I'll be playing vidya
GHOST
WHO THE FUCK IS TALKING IN THE BACK
>>730408209The mega troon that ran mario world crotch is gonna eat him
>>730408257imagine the lag
been a while since i played this, remind me why shepherd betrays you? muh war economy?
>>730408227ESA has done it several times. It’s very entertaining
>>730408227They did it at ESA and it was much better than it sounded to be fair
>>730408313>>730408313>>730408313
>>730408227Starts 7pm on saturday, not a fucking chance lmao
You can taste the fatigue.
>>730408257ESA made it work but those guys had charisma and skill
>>730408310he caused the russian invasion by having allen (a american soldier) join makarov in no russian
>>730408240>I'm gonna need you to be more enthusiastic about the trans rights donos, mm'kay? That'd be greeeeat
pisa doctor donating on the job
>>730408237its a confirmed tranny, participated in frame fatales
