Now: Sly 2: Band of ThievesNext: MinitLater: JetrunnerStreams:https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwchttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous Thread >>730421112
I was betrayed.
miggy
miggin
Tomohiro Ishii on his way to choppa a tranny
>>730429968let it go man, enjoy the run
miggin'
Why do I keep hearing farting
UH NO YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO START THE TIMER BEFORE I HAVE FINISHED PREPARING MY FIRST EXPLOIT OKAY
Why is it only one level?
fastmig
I would've liked a full Sly 2 run...
Migged in
Best Sly Cooper game?
CUE MY ENTRANCE
dont open
i feel the need... the need to mig
It's time for her game!
migging
>>730430062i can hear the music
>>730429940That kani is pathetic. Mine is better
>>730430069he looks like a deus ex character
>>730430062He's really confident in the build of that chair.
I'm not a furry but Carmelita is hot
>>730429940I'm in.
Not ranking this one level gimmick higher than a D
>fletchisafurry>American thread hoursThat's a K from me
>multiple hour long runs of uninteresting shit>can't run the entire run for an actual platformer with real movement tech and glitches
>>730430062Post the scaffold falling edit
>>730430018I rember
I missed it, why this level in particular?
So which has been your favorite run this GDQ and why?
>>730430131god he's so cool
>>730430145>I'm not a furry butThat's what they all say.
>>730430181>American thread hoursIt's like 10 in the morning for americans
>yet another furry gameIt's all so tiresome.
>>730430154dont caredidnt ask
>>730430201Clone wars is kino
>>730429940Can someone explain the OP picture to me? I dont get it.
>>730430249>Trannies>FurriesPick one
>>730430145>I'm not a furry but
I hate how hard the Sly Cooper games are to emulate on Android
>whole month until ESA I won't make it
IM A HEADBANGA
>>730430319Proceed
>>730430358Live.
>>730430109cute kani
>>730430250Clearly did care
>>730430319CEASE
SLY IS IN INDIA SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>730430062MASSIVE MANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhMCE1t04N4
>>7304303589 days until BSG broski
>>730430319Stop!
Ngl, I'm kinda hyped for Hades II runs. Could be good.>it's nothing but sea starHAHA YES
COOPER!
>no new Sly games since the PS3WHY SONY
>>730430319>emulating on phone>poop fetishhello saar
>>730430106based migger
>>730430358BSG in betweenI wonder what other events are on Jan/Feb
>>730430510More people emulate on Android than Windows or Linux nowadays
>>730430358I need the break, 2025 ESA summer and SGDQ starting only a day after was too much speedrunning for me
>>730430062https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjnuj2IUx6Y
>>730430523Australian's Summer marathon at the end of the month too.
>>730430474>Hades 2Absolutely robbed at the game awards.I know I shouldn't care about some fan voted slop awards, but it still pisses me off it didn't even win the art direction one.
>>730430521What happened with mind wave
>>730430559Yeah there's a billion of them
>>730430559>people
>>730430489Sly 4 bad
>>730430521>MW2what the fuck hanned there?
>>730430521How much has the baseline shifted from previous years? Just trying to get a feel for how skewed this chart is considering some of these green and blue runs were not that great but still rated high.
Did nobody notice the "You have to die late in the transition" line during croc glitch exhibition?
Boosh!
>>7304305234CC if you're into that sort of thing
>>730430640not a speedrun, game isn't even out yet, terrible runner
Why did I never hear about this game as a kid? This looks good.
>>730428902>>730428905>>730428919F for faggotHe's got a faggot voice
>>730430675Just a solid run from a genuine autist
>>730430474The existence of Hades 2 personally insults me as somebody who enjoyed Supergiant.We'll never see kino like Pyre ever again.
>>730430640ogre ad
Why is there no good art of this Neyla chick
>>730430739nice, gonna check itbutany tranny shit?
>>730430598right. hopefully I remember.>>730430720kek I forgot about that. I only passively watch. my home board is /bant/
>>730430678We are at a point where just finishing a non disaster, non snowflake run gets you a good grade
Why is every speed runner a tranny?
>>730430816YesHe ignores it allAnd the donation reader
>dancing Tango in an Indian settingwhat?
>>730430879right now it's just the announcer
>>730430684https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKYrMgPjLfY
>>730430816I didn't watch the whole thing but I don't recall any.
>>730430816no, if anything he completely ignored all the donation reads, it was hilarious cause the reader kept pausing after them, waiting for him to say something and he never did.
I'm not a furry but
>>730430879because they are heckin valid, chud
>>730430892they're really REALLY sophisticated people you bloody bitch dallit benchod wouldn't understand
>>730430319What is even the read order of this?
>>730430640showcase of a wario ware demo game with a tranny.
>>730430890ok, ty anon, gonna
>>730430892>why doesn't this game featuring talking cartoon animals make sense
>>730430684Goosh!
Love the black dress
>flechisafurry>they/themShocker.
>>730430305HELLO?
>>730430734So do you...
>girlfriend I love you so much>runnerThank you
>>730430749It's probably their best game yet... though the plot is, well it exists.
what the fuck is a safety staff
>>730430964Right to left baka
>>730431049>not 'you too'
>>730430997they identify as a cat, you don't understand.
>>730430978My point is why not add an Indian style of dance instead of adding an Argentinian style? That's like replacing samurais with cowboys in a Japanese setting. Sure it's funny but it clashes with the intended setting.
>>730430997Whys he look so BOREDand yeah pretty obvious
>>730431110it's a game for children dude
>>730431058A wizard staff for learners.
do you think GDQ's Youtube will reach 1 million subscribers before the end of the event? Yes, I'm this bored
>>730430937Remember you only get one exception. If you like both of them you are a furry.
>>730430892>>730431110you must be fun at parties
miggi
>>730431058The thing that would have kept Lovare at ESA
Someone who is actually subbed to GDQ tell them in the twitch chat to increase the volume on the runner's mic; the host and couch are like 3x as loud.>Someone who is actually subbed to GDQ tell them in the twitch chat to increase the volume on the runner's mic; the host and couch are like 3x as loud.Someone who is actually subbed to GDQ tell them in the twitch chat to increase the volume on the runner's mic; the host and couch are like 3x as loud.>Someone who is actually subbed to GDQ tell them in the twitch chat to increase the volume on the runner's mic; the host and couch are like 3x as loud.Someone who is actually subbed to GDQ tell them in the twitch chat to increase the volume on the runner's mic; the host and couch are like 3x as loud.>Someone who is actually subbed to GDQ tell them in the twitch chat to increase the volume on the runner's mic; the host and couch are like 3x as loud.Shit is driving me crazy. Also what the hell is that sound in the background.
>>730431105Now that you mention it, Cat furries seem pretty rare. Anytime I encounter furry shit online it's almost always canine animals, wolves, hyena, bears. Sometimes bulls and such and scalies, and mice.Never cats.
>>730430183Welcome to GDQ! We're only the worst runs get a spotlight
>>730431157>>730431218I accept your concession.
>>730431218bold of you to assume someone with that level of autism would be invited
>>730431254Shoutouts to the tech crew
>>730430307Has anyone actually done a run in a fursuit or has GDQ not reached that level of depravity yet?
>>730430879They ran so fast their dick fell off.
>>730431334>Dickless any % run
>>730430640Tranny WariowareNot a speedrunTranny runnerAdGame isn't even fucking out, it was a demo showcase
my run is up next guys, wish me luck!
730431258>(You)
>>730431254I'd love to, but I'll probably be banned for criticizing the AMAZING tech crew. LET'S GOOOOOO
You're telling me you play as this racoon manlet instead of the fox woman you guys always post
>>730431256Catfags just skip the furry phase and move straight to zoophilia
>>730431319furries are too busy having hot sweaty fursuit sex with each other to play video games endlessly.
>>730431256
>>730430739>>730430816>not on youtube
DON'T RATE THE RUN!
>>730431420I think you control fox woman in some missions in the 3rd one
>>730431441Well that's not true. The entire MK fighting game scene collapsed after having a furry take over as the face of the scene
>>730431441Furry here, this is true. Conventions are insane
>>730429940ATRI??WTF???
>>730430012God forbid there's video game discussion on a website about playing video games....wait a minute...
I challenge /v/ to start a complement train, say one nice thing about GDQ this year!!!
>>730431218>>730431260come on man at least change your typing style if you're going to samefag so blatantly>>730431389>>730431258
>>730431542That's not what a "complement" is though.
>>730431542the threads are nice.
>>730431513Love the pileups we do in the designated sex rooms. Always fun when someone manages to sneak their member into your suit
>>730431542aababa beaba be abobao aaab
>>730431542it gives me an excuse to slack off
>>730431542fuck off tranny
>>730431542the threads are funny sometimes
>>730431574>posts less than a minute between>samefag
Sly is a fucking terrorist
>>730431542the /v/ threads are fun
>>730431542I don't know what's going on in the world because this event takes me away from everything. This is a good thing
>>730430305Crabs are a lolicon dogwhistle.
>>730431542Oh this is *prime* /v/ bait. If the goal is a “compliment train” that immediately derails into backhanded nonsense, here are some good replies you can throw in the thread:**Straight-faced bait*** “The donation tracker actually worked for almost an entire run. Huge improvement.”* “At least the audio desync only ruined *half* the runs instead of all of them.”* “The couch commentary was quieter than last year. Progress.”* “They picked some games I’ve actually heard of this time.”* “The cringe only reached lethal levels twice per block instead of nonstop.”**Weaponized positivity*** “I really admire how consistent they are at being exactly what I expect every year.”* “The event reminded me why I don’t need cable TV anymore.”* “The ad breaks gave me time to touch grass and hydrate. Thanks GDQ.”* “The chat mods were fast — I barely got banned at all.”* “It ended eventually. That’s my favorite part.”**/v/ flavored greentext reply**```>be me>see thread asking for compliments about GDQ>brain completely empty>think really hard>remember stream ended on schedule>post "at least it didn't crash the site this year">close tab>mission accomplished```**Maximum troll energy*** “The runners ran the games. Can’t argue with that.”* “The stage lighting was bright enough that I could finally see the disappointment clearly.”* “It raised money, which means technically it succeeded even if everything else was cursed.”If you want, I can tune these harder toward *pure bait*, *subtle sarcasm*, or *full nuclear /v/ meltdown* depending on how spicy you want the thread to get
>>730431542the runs during EU mornings could be worse
>>730431542It's hard to look away (like a car wreck)
>>730431420She's for climbing. Literally in some games.
>>730431617naruhodo...
>>730431593Personally I prefer the more intimate moments of grabbing someone into a tight space and taking 10 minutes with them before going back to normal at the room party video games
What would it take for Carmelita to dance with me?
>>730430109WONTONS
>>730431719Claude?
I want more heist games.
>>730431457I'm shocked how few furry vtbers there are 2bh.
>>730430305Atri loves kani, that's all I know, sorry
>>730431758Do crime.
>>730431542The viewcounts are down
>gdq>wonderfully humanlol, this shit is the among most phoney fucking events going.
>>730431719you werent supposed to copy the first line
>>730431719I hate AI so fucking much
>>730431837finally a good post
>>730431753So you like just put your hand/paw on someone and if they reciprocate you scurry off to a cupboard or something and go at it? No words exchanged?
why does she wear a reddit gold necklace
>>730430026"any% glitched" doesn't make sense, any% already has glitches, which is why it's called any%any% ACE would be more accurate nowadays
>>730431542Like always the threads are the best part of gdq
>entering minute 32uh oh...
>>730431836fox crimes?
wait, it's not the whole game?WTF?
>>730431719@grok generate me a naked version of this post
>>730430185Edit?
>>730431894well generally i know the person a bit beforehand rather than just grabbing people at random and theres some snarky back and forth but more or less yeah.
>>730431836>No-pan high hip dressKek she's TRYING to show it
Rate Sly 2!
>>730431936making the distinction would imply that the other isn't glitched
>>730431542there's nothing good to say about this pozzed event.
>>730431542It makes me feel better about my life and motivates me to get my shit together.
>>730432069B
>>730432039Why does ESA get the good shit
>>730432069SSS transly rights
>>730432005Not in enough room in the schedule, gotta fit in more indie platformers 90 people have played.
>>730431969
overtimebros.... it's over....
>>730432069K
>>730432069B>>730432005Sly runners seems to always do this. The game is pretty long to run but then again there are other long runs too
>>730432069F for fletch, also why not the whole game?
>>730432069A
>>730432069C
>>730432069D-
I love sly
>>730432069B (no A because not the whole game, S for no faggot announcer)
>>730432069Honestly D. It wasn't a trainwreck but I didn't care for it at all, single level was lame as hell vs full game but maybe it was a mercy if the rest of the game would've been that boring
>>730432069D
>>730432069C+
>>730432039I wonder if he lost some weight again
What is Ninja Gaiden Ragebound? Is it good?
>>730430021GDQ notoriously hate the Sly Cooper series. The only one they'll ever allow a full playthrough on is the first one, and that was years ago. Best 2 and 3 can get is a single fucking levelt. in the "community"
>>730432069CToo much QTE dancing for my tastes.
>>730430319Snapdragon 8 Gen 2 is the bare minimum to play higher-end PS2 games/games with particular visual rendering with no issues/additional setups, everything else you have to juggle a bit on setups with NetherSX
>>730432069B-. It was okay.
So are these conventions the reason why the cuck chair exists at hotels?
>>730432069S
sheboon fatigue
woke up just in time for...shovelclaws running some meme indie gamecool
>>730432069C it was thoroughly ok
>>730430521I like how if your run is actually at least decent now it gets an A or above, it shows how bad this year is. We're starved.
>>730430521>Split Fiction>12 Bananas>Mindwavewhat GDQ year has had the most amount of absolute death ZZZ tier runs?
>>730430521wasn't stellar blade run by a tranny?
>>730432219Damn that sucks.
We've got a new dancing guy. ETA on sexual assault accusations?
>>730432080any% always implies glitches, thats why its called any%
>>730430521>Usually fall asleep during the good runs and wake up when the bad runs happen>Yesterday I woke up when Doom Eternal started>Woke up when Stellar Blade was about to start>All green runsAlso the runs at the event seem to be improving as time goes on
>>730432359no
>>730432069give it a B
>>730432324Maybe one of the years they fully started pandering to trannies.
>>730432324What happened with Mindwave? Apart from the *.It's a year-old autoscroller demo so I didn't bother watching it but that's worse than I'd anticipated.
>>730432069BGood run, wish it the was the full game
>>730430521whats wrong with mario kart world?
>>730432219Is there any reason why they hate Sly so much? It seems like they have no problem at all with other boring ass 3 hour runs.
What would it take to get you to go to a GDQ?
Hot take there's nothing wrong with being attracted to furry creatures
>>730432069C wasn't bad but wasn't great
>>730432557Cold take these days.
Why is the host volume so fucking loud?!
>>730432540about three fiddy
>>730432540Like in person? I'd probably have to be paid to
>>730432540Being heavily paid, transport and accommodation included.
>>730432540pay me 5 figures + travel costs + a bedbug free hotelAnd no camera appearances
>>730432324Genuinely last event. AGDQ 2025 was actually an improvement over prior events with less red runs then Sent took over and it dosedived.
>Paws
>It/It's
so have we reached a consensus, is it cake or not?
>put your paws togetherHow bout no?
>>730432517my guess is the time murray dresses up like a woman as part of a mission.
hahaha
>it's another dev commentary run
>Shovelclaws AGAINwho the fuck did this obnoxious guy suck off to end up being GDQ's new golden boy?
>ad run
Shovelclaws isn't actually that bad, he just has a motormouth.
>>730432540a gun to my head, and I'd still consider the alternative
>shovelclaws>dev call that's gonna be a ZZZ from me dawg
AD RUN TIME
>>730432658>Roller coaster tycoonOf fuck. Why did you remind me of that fucking train wreck
Another indie game ad. With the worst person alive. ShovelClaws
>Shovelclaw running>Gay indie game>Dev sitting inFucking dog shit
Rate Minit!
>dev commentary
>game is called minute>EST 25 minutes
Oh it's Shovelclaws.
>>730432727He just befriended event organizers, the blow jobs were for free
sho/v/elclaws is /ourboi/
>>730430521woke kong 64?
Nice ad run you got there
> it/its
>>730432540Honestly just give me a free room and I'd take a bunch of pictures from the crowd to drive /v/ into psychosis trying to figure out which fat faggot I am.
get this freak out of my stream
>minimalist indie game>guy that sounds like hes about to cry>sequence breaking in a game nobody has ever played30 minute fap break, trust me.
>>730432807K for Knee Grows
Sick gamer chair.
>need to listen for clues in darkness>dev speaks
AD AD AD
you could see the runner begin to panic as the faggot dono reader began to speak halfway through the second blind section kek
>>730432491Fat tranny runner playing a demo. That said, the game had no chance of getting high ratings just for being raw tumblrcore.
they really need to cut down on the random indiesit's not impressive if no one knows the game to begin with
>>730432906kek
Minit is a cute enough game, would recommend.
this dogshit looks like it was assembled in python in an afternoon
>>730432946The game is 8 years old.
MINIT is a good game
>>730432874I'm honestly surprised no one here has done something like this yet. Like the amount of shit posting and fuckery you could do while the audience cam is live between runs would be amazing
>>730432771Thats my fave thing about the charts, giving people psychic damage as they remember past shitty runs.
Sorry I got distracted by the dude saying cat furries seem pretty rare.
I was checking the starfox 64 run, it's interesting enough but holy fuck what happened to this guyI hadn't clicked on his channel in years but it's like he injected the youtube algorithm into his veins twice daily since
>>730432946this game is 8 years old, not less than a year like actual adruns
>>730432868MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS
What's with all the people wearing masks?
>>730432946Well Croc 2 was an ad a bit too, but it also got a bit of interest because we all fucking forgot that game even existed and how important Croc was for SM64... which made GDQ.This game is just an ad though.
>>730432980>what if we made a game that makes you feel like your internet is down
>>730432901Imagine how smelly and sweaty those chairs are by the end of the event.
>>730433028A cat is fine too.
>>730432993Anons have got used to screaming ad at anything, they'd have done it during the BBT runs where they got Stamper on call.
>>730433086they have someone to wipe them down after every run
>>730432980It actually hurts my eyes a bit.
>>730433068Afraid of showing their ugly ass faces.
>>730430675Great run from a skilled runnerMinimal trans rights shoutouts
>7k incentive for a bonus any% runWho asked for this?
Cats? For me it's Tsukino
>>730433068Display of submission
>>730433075Ad is when I haven't played it.
>>730433068The coof is running wild
great commentary from the dev
>>730432980soul
>>730432359Guy looks and acts a little feminine, but I'm not sure he's actually a tranny
>>730433121It look me ages to find the artist again.
Soon>Lies of P>Dark souls>Super mario galaxyComfy block
>>730433068>>730433214I got a really bad cold right now and I don't know if it's Covid or not, why couldn't you guys wear masks?!
>>730433247Yeah, all of a sudden I really wanna buy this game!
>>730433004I don't think this year is even half the number of good runs.
I heard the lowest rated runs of all time were the female streamer Super Metroid/Alien Isolation ESA ones, but what's the highest rated run?
>>730432980cute tomboy
>>730432864It was a DK64 randomizer race, but they modded in a trans rights message into one of the transition (heh) screens
>>730432359there's one samefag spamming that when even the couch called him "dood" multiple times because apparently it's funny
>>730433075You type like brown
>really difficult area>piss easy 2d walking sim
>>730433180well the whole convention is an ad then
>>730432359No.
this game looks fucking cool
>>730433214Very irrespectable of them to host an event like this in the middle of a pandemic
>>730433002Some roastie did it last year and quickly got triangulated.
>>730433346oh lord...
>>730431420You control her in the 3rd and 4th games briefly
>>730432509Annoying tranny runner with their "partner" on the couch poorly running a meme category that they made up
>>730433310Mekarazium's MGR at SGDQ 2022 is probably the highest rated run ever.(yes i know that the DLC run was cheated, who cares)
Don't give a fuck what you think. Trans right are human fucking rights. No compromises. No excuses.
>>730433002>>730433413sgdq 2025 to be specific
>random pixel shit 2018 release>forgotten cult classic
Yeah sure tell the dev his game is forgotten to his face, that's nice
Would the game >(you) are playing right now make for a good speedrun?
Yo this game looks fire
>"My favourite pup"How much do you want to be that's not innocent
As I've been watching through the week I've noticed that all the purely he/him runner and couch combos have all been on during morning their time, particularly early morning. Then when it hits afternoon and close to prime time that switches. One day of it is coincidental, every day of it is intentional.Take today for example since I woke up:>Stellar Blade - He/Him>LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga - He/Him>Sly 2: Band of Thieves - He/Him >Hits noon their time>Minit - IT/ITSThe men now have their own segregation section of the schedule.
>>730433454I dont give a fuck what you think either
>>730433496>Path of exile 2and>WarframePoE 2 apparently yes. Warframe probably?
>>730432103Attracts a lot of people who actually make OC for whatever reason and the slower threads help too
>>730433214It is doing major damage right now. So many sick people around me.I got sick like 3-4 weeks ago though and haven't got this flu so I wonder if that was the same strain. That felt like strepp though. So maybe I'm just immune to covid.I did get the mildest brain fog recently, that's about it.
why they made a Graggle game?
>>730430521What went right with MW2?
>>730433583The runner kept ignoring the dono reader.
>>730432540Good company I guess. I'm not doing shit alone anymore.
>>730433374Thank you for your reply sir.
>>730433496>Anthro HeatProbably not. It would be a banger at GDQ though.
>>730433310Super Mario Sunshine redemption >>730433004>>730433214I find it funny that out of all big events in general, GDQ is the most strict on Covid that I know, yet is the one with the most Covid cases and stories.
>>730433625>HA HA WHITE PEOPLEDestroy it.
Okay, so this dude's a furry
>>730433310the only ONE I hope it works
Has the Cowboy guy been on any runs since the Monsters in my Pocket one?
Bro looks like Colonel Sanders estranged gay son
>>730433561Yeah Covid and Flu in general is the most rife I've seen it since around winter 2021 or so. I'm super lucky as around Christmas I went to a big public event with a lot of crowds and didnt get it, I thought I would because Winter 2024 I got sick 4 times in 3 months.
>autistic pause after saying white peopleNOW it's a real run
Okay now I'm convinced Shovelclaws can actually talk in a normal voice but is doing some Shmorky thing
>JW is the devInstant ZZZ not buying your shitty game faggot
What the fuck is this shit?
>There's multiple people doing speedruns for this gamewtf, I thought it was one of those >"I'm speedrunning this game because no one else is so I automatically win"type of speedrun
>>730433496>Adventures of ShirouI mean they DID do RPGMaker earlier
>>730433578Wow they added Roger to the Simpsons?Also this is terrible advertisement.>try to fuck with people with memes to boost audience
Any recent hairy forearms/armpits and/or fat qts?
>>730433583Just a really solid run from a good runner who didn't let the donation reader talk much. Definitely worth a watch.
>>730433310the metal gear rising run by a ruskie a few years ago before the whole ukraine war happenedthere have been so many godless nights since then
>>730433660Honestly I don't care if he's a furry I hate that he's a huge attention whore. He's actually better playing than hosting.
>>730433660>dude
What does It/It's actually mean? Are you saying you're not a person or something?
>>730433310MGR run from 2022, SMS redemption, that new super mario bros run that had spike seething, rockos quest. Probably some more but across the years those have stood out the most.
>>730433710
>>730433819
>>730433619>>730433820I'd have S-rated that too if I hadn't been in a meeting then, hot diggity
>>730433824The run was after the war had started.
I notice this guy doesn't have fans donating in.
>>730433710>Drop the tranny on the couch for two kids hyping you up>Deliver your best performance
>>730433293>lies of pi sleep>only 30 min dark souls runi sleep
>>730433496>LGBTQ+ is the first tag on SteamYeah, probably.
>>730433845Cyberpunk if we're counting ESA too.
>>730433739Well I got strep from a faulty dishwasher.That was not covid because no brain fog.I just don't get covid anymore. Maybe because I didn't have jabs. hmmmAlthough I do get brain fog and the mildest of sinus issues.Got it like 2022 and that knock me out of the park. Was bad for 2 years every so often. Lately it's been ... negligible and old school colds and flus are clearly affecting me more now.
>>730433845>MGR run from 2022Kek. Isn't that the run that was done remotely and the dude faked it and spliced a bunch of shit and got world record?
>>730433824>>730433894this guy cheated the bonus run, right? like for no reason bc the run was just a pre-corded one, so it was a legit one
i am not a gay but runner is kinda hot!
>>730433310
>>730433558Oh man I love the Plum drawing sessions.
>>730433835It/Its means you want to be seen as an object. From the one person I knew who wanted those pronouns (and me and a friend had to fight to tell them to stop being retarded), it literally means they want to be owned like property and not as a human being. It's entirely a sexual BDSM thing from what I understand and have been told and basically advertises that you find it hot to be treated like a coffee table.
>>730433710You don't need all that shit before files.catbox, and every instant of an underscore in the filename (_) should be a percent sign instead (%). As such, the filename should be:>SMS Redemption [sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fqt7jjq.aac].webm
>>730434007Some people theorizes he's a FtM but I think he's just a very pretty guy.
>>730433496>Octopath 0If the OT2 run is anything to go by, I'm going to say "No."RPGs rarely make for good runs anyway.
>>730433710With soundhttps://files.catbox.moe/ra2cux.mp4
>>730434007>I am not a gay but...
>>730433982>>730433991The DLC run was pre-recorded, and he even said so in the post-run segment clarifying it wasn't a live world record, but GDQ staff ran with it because it makes for good publicity
>>730434010a true god gamer, good times
heckin good pupper!
>>730431542the banter in these threads that gdq generates is gold
>>730433710ts reddit cringe ngl unc
>>730433454Let's go trans rights!
>>730434051It/Its would be better without the weird mustache>>730434053Octopath was kinda funny because the guy wouldn't stop saying uh uh uhm>>730433496>OSRSNope. I just grind on OSRS while watching gdq.
>>730433968Cyberpunk was great but its not GDQ. i would have included it if it was GDQ. Oh and how could I forget Rose and Camellia from sgdq 25.
>>730433845Does anyone have the NSMB run that made Spike seethe?
>>730431542The mornings have been pretty good.
RATE MINIT
HOOOOYP
>>730433496>FE 3Habsolutely not. FE runs are even worse than RPG runs
YOOOO LET'S GO PB ON SOME INDIESHIT NOBODY PLAYS
Dayum pb.S
SIXTEEEEEEEEEEEEEN?
>>730434268in a minute
>>730434157i'm more of a trans left dude myself
>>730434268SSS for PB
>>730434105>UncI still think it's funny how the generation so scared of saying bad words is also the absolute worst at making insults
>>730434268>weird indie game>runner is awkward autist>PBi'm thinking that's an A
>>730434268B, cute runner.
I dunno if you guys have checked out the youtube channel, but they've posted a lot of footage from behind-the-scenes stuff and tournaments
>>730434268F
>>730434268ZAd game
>>730434268S
>>730433558Is the plum archive still up? I'm missing a bunch of those and I don't remember the archive url.
>>730434268B didn't care, but he got a PB
>>730434268A-I'm shocked how tolerable he was here. Good run.
>>730434268Z
>>730434268B breddy good
>>730434268z
>>730434293>Trans Left>Trans RightSo left and right transmissions?
>>730434268CNothing special
>>730434268BCute game, plus I respect the PB in a marathonUnironically, despite the stupid pronouns and carebear vibe when he's running, Shovelclaw is one of the more bearable readers from GDQ, that's how bad everyone else is. I don't mind him
>>730434268Absolute S
>>730434268A
>this game has never been shown at a GDQis that true? I could swear I've seen it in the past few years.
>>730434268D-
>>730433845>that new super mario bros run that had spike seethingqrd?
>>730434268B
>>730434332Caveman will cameo in it probably.
>>730434268didnt watch, dont care, what you gonna do ?
>it inspired some of the greatest classics like DeathloopKEKLMAO
>>730434268B, solid.
>>730434268B it looked like shit but he got a PB so good for him
>>730434268BSolid routing, but not that hard or interesting
>>730433310Urban Yeti 2019
>>730434268M
>>730434268CI really, REALLY don't like shovelclaws but I still respect a PB when I see one.
>>730434268S for the pb
>>730434268SSSdude got a pb and world 2nd best time live on marathon, not bad
>>730434268C. I would give it a D because it was a boring game and run but there was a PB at least
>im glad i got to show your game nobody gives a shit aboutDo autists really?
>>730434268Ddont care about indie slop
more of this shit?let me change my F to ZZZ
>>730433558ELP headbanga man getting speedrun OC (with Plum) was the best thing ever
>>730434516I care, so fuck you.
Have I just gotten used to Shovelclaws or are it/its more tolerable? I feel it/its is a lot more calmer and the voice is less annoying. Maybe again its getting used to it, or maybe its just the test is finally kicking in.
>>730434326PBs are hype so B
>people in this thread acting like minit is some kind of obscure game literally nobody has heard of Holy shit, I know /v/ doesn't play video games but this is ridiculous
>people impressed by PB run>world record is still 30 seconds faster and was set almost a year ago>third place was set six years ago and had the same time as the runner (pre PB)
>>730433496>BG3idk, maybe some retards spent time figuring out how to instantly cheese every required fight, but that won't be me
>>730434545Ok troon.
oh my god theres more of this shit
If these faggots play something good like Infernax it would be watchable.
>>730434441it was a while ago but it was when pronouns being displayed was pretty new so the runner set his to me/the boys. Then the couch proceeded to have mad bants with eachother to the point the dono reader couldn't get a word in edgewise. I think there were some wrong-think jokes tossed in there and everyone who watched it either fucking loved it or thought it was literally hitler in the room.
>>730434268SSS+ for almost WR. That's rare now
>>730434521>dont care about indie slopSpoken like a true adjeet.
>>730430026Where does Benjamin Tranklin fit in here?
>>730434553What's there to get used to nigga? He's just a nerd having fun speedrunning a game he likes. It's exactly what gdq is supposed to be.
>>730434412Fuck you sweet anon, you ruined it for me, I just noticed the pronounsNow I'm tempted to retract my S vote just out of spite
>>730434570yes nigger getting a pb live at a marathon while commentating all your shit is impressive
>>730434561Indians can't afford a computer let alone indie games.
>>730434570You go live on stage and pull a PB then, faggot
when did cara get a mustache
>>730434634He used to be a lot more chatty and a lot more loud. He was really disruptive during a kino sonic run but he was younger then.
>>730434570It's still pretty impressive to pb during a marathon man.
I can't be mad at shovelclaws. This is a proper speed run/commentary.
>>730434268B'ate shovelclaws but he pb'd so that's pogThe dev is funny too
Now JETRUNNER is an ad.>4 sep 2025>not a big following
What the fuck is an it/its???Is it being ironic?
>>730434268D. Annoying faggot, run wasn't interesting.
>>730434701>plays game for first time ever, PBs by defaultheh, nothin' personnel
>>730434268C just average- for shilling a friend devs game
>>730434829The Halo 3 Legendary approach, based.
>>730434412Shovelclaws is weird. Whenever he's donation reading he's okay, whenever he's couching he's unbareable, and whenever he's running he's good.I think, and going by the dumb pronouns too, that Shovelclaws just has major main character syndrome, so when he's not a main character of a run he tries hard to be which is when he becomes annoying. When he's running and all eyes are on him, he's more tolerable.
>>730434801It's a furry thing.They get off on being treated like animals.
>>730434801Why are you so triggered by pronouns?Are you a lit teacher or something?Or 60 yrs old?
Boy he never shuts up.
>>730434412He's marginably bearable as a host, he's absolutely ruined runs by being on the couch. The more opportunity he has to speak the worse he makes things.
>>730434801Bizarre. Like it's kind of dehumanizing and where I grew up "it" was straight up a way to insult someone like they were below human. So the fact that people want to be addressed like that just seems insane to me, or some actual humiliation fetish
>Buy this game on the humble bundleDefinite ad game.
>>730434268BSimple run, got a PB.
>$1488 donation from Nick Gurr>"If you read this, you're gay">doesn't get mentioned>still wins
>>730434268D
>>730434801What compels a person you choose this over they/them
>>730431381Sex with Lea on a laser bridge.
I hate it when she wears her hair like that
>>730434701Ok I will. My run is next!
>>730434268A for pb
Why didn't that retard use the back when he made the sign?
>>730434268C
Rubiehart's voice reminds of of Katee Sackhoff's.
>>730431381is there actually a crosscode run?
>>730435013It's fucking cringe.They have a massive indie game released last year with a massive following near the end. What's with this one with literally no following?In fact we have 2!
>>730435047it’s a kink thing. It likes how dehumanizing it is
this guy doesn't even know who fucking beedle is why is he onscreen at this event
>>730435164>>730434561Like clockwork
>>730434929Shut up faggot
>>730434268k
rubie is so fugly it hurts
this shit looked crazy at first glance
>>730434561Some shit that barely escapes the Hidden Gem thread requirementsWho gives a fuck
>>730434561>minit
>>730435218>it's old therefore it's not obscure and not shit
>>730435050Yes>>730435150Not during a mainline GDQ but they did one for Frame Fatales (I think) a couple years back.
>>730435247
Has anyone ever won the big prizes?
>>730434929>please memorize my special snowflake pronouns! no
>mute stream to not hear skikebejita>randomly look at stream to check if it's over>this is front and centerSlyggots please explain yourselves
>>730435346the gdq staff does
>they replaced sent with these utterly obnoxious retards
>Acrylic oil paintingIf you don't know what you're talking about, shut your fucking mouth.
Have they met the incentive for Silksong's eroge mod yet?
>>730434917>>730434973>>730434641I'm not complimenting him when I call him a carebear either, I'm saying he puts on a positive vibe that probably has toxic undercurrents from light scratches, like most of these peopleIf you enjoyed the run, don't let that change things for you, but we should be aware of just how boiled an army of frogs we are by this point
>>730435349But why are you so fragile that mere pronouns trigger you butt hole?Let them do what they want?Do they scare you or something?
>>730435362Sex with Sly and Carmelita Fox together!!
>>730435362bentley has always been canonically gay
>>730433845>>730434598Which year/event?>>730435287Ugly doesn't begin to describe it.
>>730434216>Rose and CamelliaWhat a run
>>730435362What's there to explain? Never seen furrychads before?
>>730434917>Whenever he's donation reading he's okayhe ruined the doom eternal run with his non-stop quips and dono reading
>>730430062https://horaro.org/esa/2026-winter1https://horaro.org/esa/2026-winter2>Big lad is running 4 times this year
how are you feeling about upcoming runs
RUBI..... I love this big teethed, big nose bitch
>>730434561kek this, even my local gaming magazine reviewed it
>>730435150There was one a few years back, i know that because it got me interested and made me buy itGreat game!>>730435340>Not during a mainline GDQCheck again anon
>Super Mario Bros. 2: Return to SubconThis a romhack or somethnig?
>>730435505I forgot about this gem aswell, thanks for reminding me,
>next game has only 96 reviews on steamOh boy im sure the developer will be commentating as well. Is this how troons are getting funding for HRT now?
>>730435461Because it’s absolute faggotry and should be mocked
>>730435480>Which year/event?It was super mario 3d land, which hasn't had a run since, so just search it on their channel
>>730435545>Running Darkest DungeonUhoh
I just did a speedrun of Kirby on the GBA while I was watching the past two runs. I won't tell you my time though because it was over an hour.
>>730435621Now THIS is the very definition of AD-run, newfags. The game is just 3 months old and literally no one has heard or played it.
>>730435505I'm happy /ourguy/ casualspeedrun got to run at GDQ too
>>730435547ninja gaiden might be cool
>>730435584Iirc yes, they mentioned during dlorW oiraM repuS that they were doing an SM2 themed SMW hack
>>730435621Well they lost their government funding didn't they?But then again so did NOAA because it gave too many facts and USGS because impacted property prices through alerts about earthquakes in areas.
Chat, is that real?
TRANCE RIGHTS
>>730435505
>>730435584Yup.It's "Kaizo-lite"Harder than the base game, but nothing extreme.
>>730435703Dreamland or mirror? Because one hour on mirror as a first timer is impressive
>>730435547hope ragebound is good, maybe lies of p
>>730435743>SMW hack..oh. I got bored of those by the 2010s
>>730435545Needs to do a little less running and a little more walking, if you get what I mean..
>>730435763Rance rights
>>730435773Dreamland but I might run Mirror next
>>730435545>ESAShame he is not in BSG this time. Those threads are more comfy because no charts fag.
>>730435647But so is you going:>ewwwww troonat the slightest shit because you don't like something or because it makes your butt clench.Though it is also funny.
>>730434570this>B-BUT MUH PEE BEEmaybe its a testament that its a shit runner?
this guy sounds like he's struggling to not do a toddler cartoon voice
>>730435848based
>>730435851You projecting or something?The anon just asked wtf an it is
>>730435839He's always in the crowd at least.
>>730435584yes, total waste of a slot considering it has no competition and no where near as refined as a speedrun of a real mario game. with hacks it's always just some guy doing a mediocre run of some hack NO ONE will EVER give a fuck about and forgotten instantly.
>>730435832Still good, you'd be just off the leaderboards thenHave fun with mirror, and good luck with wheel control
What happened to the couch
oh look its one of the guys who made this in a discord call
>>730435621>Oh boy im sure the developer will be commentating as well.I was in the middle of typing a reply calling you a schizo but never mind, actually, I kneel.
Wow, it really is an AD game
ANOTHER FUCKING AD JUST FUCKING END THIS SHIT
>>730435584>>730435743>>730435772>>730436036Its weird that it wasnt paired with the other Mario Romshacks, I guess they wanted a break or something.
This is fake, we don't make games in Norway
Ad run?
>3 month old game>less than 100 steam reviews>dev on callyup, it's ad time
>dev on the discord callSlop marketing
>I'm one of the guys who made that game....BOOOOOOOHHH!>and I'm from NorwayBASED SSS
Now this is an AD game
>>730435621Congrats
>>730436123Norway doesn't produce anything creatively
>a neon white cloneatleast it copies a good game
>dev on call>some mystery person dropped a huge donationgee i wonder
Oh, I played the demo of this one actually.Felt too soulless for me.
This seems like a pretty decent speedgame.Only problem is the abrupt cut to black for the loading screens.
>>730435621Quick, what's tomorrow's weather gonna be?You can read the signs, I NEED this info
>>730435763nah, fuck'em
Last one being an ad run is debatable but this one is absolutely an ad run.
>>730436096city declared it a public health hazard, they had to burn it
jesus how embarrasing
>>730436191>forgetting dustborn
damn this sucks
An AD run is fine if the game is good.
>>730436096It's called "hostile architecture" and all the cool states do it right now.
>>730436193I was 99% sure I had seen this stuff years ago but I couldn't put my finger on the name, so it's an ad for a clone to boot
>tranny-coded gameshard pass
>>730436123dustborn? never happened
adslop
>loading screen every 5 seconds kino
Adkino...
What do you all mean that you've never heard of Jetrunner, the hottest game of 2025?
Thought this was a solo dev game till he said 'team members'
so what's going on here?
>All time peak55 players>current players5holy fuck actual ad game.Reminds me of that sliding man game that was at SGDQ that the developer ran.It worked since he sold a lot of copies afterwards.
>>730436364>current players: 0
wow
>>730436387curse of god made manifest
>He doesn't even have a position in the category>Its literally one person in it so it wouldn't be hard to beat at all.
>>730435684Best I could find is the online one:https://youtu.be/MjPqwklxk9UAnd 2018:https://youtu.be/1zKxWewzlBYNeither one shows me/the boys pronouns.
where is the megabonk speedrun
>>730436428>the developer rankek that was fucking funny, just straight up shameless advertising
>>730436387shine from the light or that part of his hair is lighter or balding and creating some kind of optical illusion to make it look like he isn't
>SayuOH NO NO NO NOBODY TELL HIM
https://www.speedrun.com/JETRUNNER?h=jetrunner-marathon&x=wkp4gm8kI may be blind but I can't find this guy in any of the leaderboards at all? Who are you mysterious runner!?
At this point just make a 'sponsored games' segment or something, at least be direct about it. This shit is just so disingenuous at the core.
>>730436456That's just embarrassing.
what was the name of that caveman game from a few years ago where the announcer asked if it's okay for donations and the runner said nocan someone spoonfeed the run, too?
>>730436436Is this game bad enough to justify these numbers?
>>730436524it's the dev's friend, helping him advertise the game
>>730436456oh shit guys, PB incoming, we have to rate this an A or S now
>>730436364>>730436436>0 to 5 playersdo people actually start playing a game just because they see it on this immediately while the run is still going
>>730436514I almost thought I misheard him kek
>>730436564Rocko's Quest
These games that are designed for speedrunning are always dogshit
>>730433214GDFLU and ESAIDS are always a thing.
>>730436456>2025 shitThe moment they moved away from classics, high runner count games, deep leaderboards, and actual talent it all went to shit. So few games that are on N64 or prior consoles, it's all shovelware crap now,.
>>730436591lowkirkenuinely this
>>730436564Wasn't that one of the Ys games that was run last year?
>>730436529Yeah ESA does this too but at least ESA is transparent about their game deals.
>>730436564https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYuwjBbPs4sAbsolute kino run
>all 5 jetrunner players are watchingwoah
>>730436524i figure it's all documented on some discord or something, just never bothered to upload the runs
any miggers here
>his own couch is calling him out
>>730436602I hate this trend in indies.
>>730436564https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYuwjBbPs4sthe fucking legend
I do not understand the appeal of the "bunch of platforms floating in the void" genre
>>730436574there are tons of games like this now and they don't look hard to make if you're using unity or unreal
Even this one isn't an ad run, if we're being serious.They show up very rarely (Super Meat Boy Forever had one once) and for those GDQ runs, wait for it, literal ads for them the entire week. That's how you get your money's worth.If the game is showing up in their sponsored Humble Bundle or something that might half-count but I'm pretty sure they figure out the schedule first and then pick games from that for the bundle afterwards.Too bad we can't see game submissions any more, but I bet the runner just said "hey I got the dev to agree to commentate on this :)" and the scheduler thought that sounded good and made them include it.
Can’t wait for Jetrunner! What an amazing event, yet again Been watching every summer and winter since 2014. GDQ is such an important part of my family’s life, thank you so much!
>>730436634>0 playing right now>20 all time peaki guess he died
>>730436710where's your game anon
>>73043645622 min wr and this guy submit a 35 min run??????
>>730436659>>730436687
>>730436634>at least ESA is transparent about their game deals.So transparent that there might be people in ESA threads that know Plum but not Plum's game
>>730436678not even page 10 yet
>>730436634Was not aware ESA did this, that's the way to do it. I wouldn't care if they were up front but when you act like it's a normal fucking run with the dev there for a tiny ass indie game it's just weird.
>>730436764I have ADHD can't do shit for more than 10 minutes
This shit sucks, when's ESA
I wonder if any of these ad games actually work. If anyone wants to look up the ad tagged games here.
>>730436764I'm working on it as we speak and it's a lot more complicated than this shit
>>730436727
this run seems like a fantastic in-joke for all 0.5 runners of this game
we all can agree rocko's quest, mgr and sms are the best gdq runs, but what about ESA?
>>730436829I hope you speedrun your game and submit it for gdq
>>730436812>ESAthat shit is on its death bed lil bro
>>730436764The Game? You just lost it
>>730436796WTF why do you hate me i didnt do anything
>Find a game no one else plays>"Speedrun" it>Only person on the leaderboard>Win
>>730436790Plum's fate was sealed by the addicting song so now she is left to cum
>>730436862easy choicemaybe RingFit too
>>730436801>>730436634ESA's was a bit different. Its more that the ads became such memes that people started to run them, rather than they were alway intended to be ran alongside the ads.
>Thanks to the donator and those working behind the scenes, glad to kill to such a worthy cause. Put this cancer towards donator's choice!
>>730436849So you mean the two guys on stage
>>730436823They never have. Any sponsored game has like 10 reviews max on steam and that needle does not change.You have to remember, people don't watch GDQ for the games.
>le office memesHoly fuck kill me now
>>730436862Reminder Rocko's Quest was at ESA first.
>>730436878Thats 100% what happens and why we get so many literal who games on GDQ. Because nobody cares about running things that are skillful or entertaining, they just wanna be WR holders, and the easiest way to do that is run something nobody else runs. Which is how you get runs of point and click games and shit.
uhhh I need to mig bros
>>730436634Needs more hoplegs and dancing green bears.>>730436790That was more the ad being a successful failure, even the threads were begging for more Plum without even knowing it was an ad.
>>730436873I'm one myself
>>730436930what happened with this run and the zero suit samus cosplay one that make it hated? was it anything specific?
*giggles at nothing*
>>730436878I did this for a game.It's a worse experience than you might imagine. There's been YEARS of half a dozen people talking about proposed new categories or category splits, or PMing me for explanations of skips, and all that. But not a single person has done an any% run.It's a very complicated feel.
>super trans runneryikes
Wait is this just a poor man's Neon White?
ugh i hate this flecthisafurry person, he just breaks in with no regard for what's going on during the run to give a donation. he did it during halo last gdq and it ruined the run
>>730436862Cyberpunk 2077
Wasn't expecting this, but this run looks fine, maybe even good
>>730437089This was the one for me. I miss that night
>>730436790Game?
>>730436862>Cyberpunk>Metako's FF3 run>Ringfit (thats where most Lovare webms come from)>Cheese drinking wine and playing Mario 64>Mario Odyssey relay (Which GDQ has stolen)My personal fave runs are XIII on stream 2 and Dragon Quest EVERYONE LEFT
>>730436806I do too and I'm these posts: >>730436829 >>730436710but when I lock in to something I do it for like 20 hours straight. but I did have to force myself to keep working on this every day but now I just do it all day every day.
>>730437040She is just bad at video games playing at a speedrunning event.I enjoyed them for what they were.
>>730436862Whatever was the first time you saw RuffledBricks run Worms
any more god tier runs like poe2 rbr or maimai?
HEHEHEHEHEHE>HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE>HEHEHEHEHEHE
>>730437069neon white isn't even expensive
>>730437147you are a sick freak
>>730437047Because they all wanna be number one, or the innovator of something, or the one that discovered something, rather than actually being good.
>>730436868it wouldn't really fit because it's an online multiplayer game
I dislike games inherently designed for speedruns being run, it just tickles my autism the wrong way.
>>730437150It's a shame he fell off the wagon hard, dude was really impressive.
This is the problem with GDQAll these trans runners are Any%'ing their transition instead of doing 100%, they're taking the quick and easy path of just putting on a dress and lipstick instead of actually making the effort.
I'm going to be honest.I'll watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjQ7x8Kevt0 over any more of GDQ.At least I know it's going to be fucking awful horseshit instead of getting my hopes up.
Trans rights are human rights
>>730437224Agreed. It's not a speedrun, you're playing it as intended.
Why are purpose-built speedrun games always so boring
>>730437216They had FFXIV runs a bunch of times.
>>730437224right? dishonest gamemaking at its finest
>>730437239go on, then, no one is stopping you
>>730437274Neon White is good.The real question is, "Why are people who want to make speedrun-focused games such shitty game devs?"
is the next game ninja gaiden ragebound a fun game to watch or is it slop?
>>730437274Ironically they're more limited most of the time
what the fuck is so funny
>>730437274Because speedrunning it is just playing as intended.The main appeal of speedrunning is finding unorthodox ways to make it faster.
>>730437224Yeah, part of speedrunning is doing something different usual. Faster, unintended, etc. This is just playing the game. So it really needs to have stellar execution to make up for that fact.
>>730437308I guess it's possible then but I don't think I'll be speedrunning or submitting my own game
This is the worst host by far
GOGOGOGO>>730437379>>730437379>>730437379
trans rights woooo
>>730437357the game is fun, can't say about the runner
>>730437274Same as with esports games, they're trying to force it rather than have it come about naturally.
>>730437040She was terrible at the games and the chat and crowd were full of people simping for her and spamming her trashy emotes and then it was later revealed that her talent agency was one of the sponsors of the event which was the whole reason these runs happened. >>730437147Oh fuck off, simp
why do the mic jannies always have to interrupt if they haven't been allowed to speak for 30 seconds?
>>730437406TRANCE RIGHTS
>>730437274>bunch of nerds find ways to have fun with games by playing them in non-intended ways>"oh, you like playing the game in non-intended way? here, let me make a game for you were it's intended to play it in non-intended way"
>>730437357I enjoyed pretty well what I played of it, though I will admit I never finished it. Lost my save.
>>730436823>I wonder if any of these ad games actually workI actually kept track last GDQ of the ad (humble bundle) games and it would maybe see a 1-2 player increase over the event then die off again.
>>730430521>stellar blade at Bbased
>>730436574Yes, but you have to note a game being good doesn't cut it anymore with the current volume of the market. It needs to be great, and this game clearly isn't.
>this singingjust gonna mute this trash til ninja gaiden
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