>Smarty appears to be an authorized seller for Valve products in Czech.>A Czech retailer (http://Smarty.cz) has already put up a preliminary listing for the upcoming Valve Steam Machine (512GB)>checking the site's source code via browser developer tools reveals a hidden price in the page data>For 512GB (19,826 CZK): $814 USDhttps://www.smarty.cz/Web/GoogleAnalytics/GaInfo?errorCode=null&errorPath=null&productId=249960&orderId=null&cartId=null&orderStep=null&isDetailReservation=null>For 2TB (22,305 CZK): $916 USDhttps://www.smarty.cz/Web/GoogleAnalytics/GaInfo?errorCode=null&errorPath=null&productId=249961&orderId=null&cartId=null&orderStep=null&isDetailReservation=null
>>730442370valve lost
It's over
>>730442370>Convert it to local currency to see what the damage is.>Surprised to see it's only 680 quid.What the fuck happened to the US dollar? Did I miss something?
>>730442525Thanks poop blogger
>>730442525Good luck with the poop as they say haha
>>730443128Trump
>It's gonna flop and force Valve to rush out Reddit Life 3 to save face >MFW It'll be mid as fuck
>>730442370Sorry kids, only seven new yachts this year- Gabe Newell
>>730442370twice the price of a PS5 and less powerful
>>730442370>only 1K for a whole computer that can play decades worth of gamesthat's....reasonable?
>>730442370>700€that's literally the price of a prebuilt computer you jewish fuck, that's actually reasonable considering the price increase of electronics due of slopAI
Hmmmm let me get 2 of those please
>>730442370>appears to be
If it's really 700 eurodollars, I might get one for wifey.
>>730443706>eurodollarschoom be thinkin' this is preem prices
Valve in two months
>>730442370>1K FOR AMD SYSTEMlmao
>>730442370>[SAD NEWS]kek
>>730443807With how Steam does, the Steam Box failing wouldn't even be a dent on what they fuckin make man, don't be silly
>>730443798Let me dream a bit anon.The stocks are at an all-time-high, and we're struggling the fuck out.We're seeing amount of greed absolutely unheard of
>NOOOOOO STEAM MACHINE WILL BE PRICED LIKE A CONSOLE!!!meanwhile...
>>730442370they list a 1TB OLED steam deck for 20k of whatever this shitty currency is, which looks like a 50ish% markup over valve's price (lmao)https://www.smarty.cz/Valve-Steam-Deck-OLED-1TB-4p125684assuming this isn't just a throwaway placeholder, the price of the lowest tier steam machine will be about the same as the most expensive steam deck ($650)
>>730442370Don't know why anyone is freaking out over this OR calling it fake. Several months ago Linus asked Valve if it would be $600 and they said no. Most likely they were aiming in the $700 to $800 ballpark. With RAM prices tripling recently, $950 is a completely realistic price. Although personally I think Valve will probably eat some of the costs to keep the price down otherwise it will DOA.>>730443128Drumpf
>>730442370"And we're so excited to announce a new line up of Valve hardware tod-">Time, Mr. Newell?
>>730443990its probably all gonna crash down post greenland war (since its obvious ATP its gonna happend) after a stray nuke from the french got launchedso uh, trust the plan or go bomb blackrock
>>730444354There won't be a greenland war until a Venezuelan war. At best you will see the retards in the admin try another coup and put up their own puppet leader like they are doing down there.
>>730442370>OP's header: It will cost $1,000>OP's article: It will cost over $1,000>OP's actual post: It will cost $814~$916Get your story straight, retard
Is there a SD slot or something to expand the storage?
>>730444749yes, there is
>>730442370600 bongs is about what I expected it to cost, if there's 20% vat ontop that's about 720 pounds which is too expensive for mass market but completely in line with pc parts costs.Hopefully the steam frame is slightly cheaper because if it's the same or more expensive then VR is dead.
>>730442370>yet another bait thread that jumps on the "possibly">presumably>unconfirmedYet steamies are the supposed cultists lmao the anti-steam raiders on /v/ are inorganic as fuck.
>>730442370praise not the gabe...