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> switch 2> 2007
Super Migg Galaxy
Supine Mario Galamy
>>730459336this image is less gay than GDQ at this point
SHE WAS SEVEN PAGES OLD
>>730459435>the switch2 is already 19 years old
That's not how you pronounce Mario
>>730459435
>>730459336Aren't they literally mother and daughter?
>>730459336I'm in.
>SpikeVegeta
miggin
Where's that minus8 Rosalina gif?
whatcha eating while watching bingbings? for me its mäm's
>Two hours of this shit
where the FUCK is covidmae?been missing that nigga like you can't believe
>>730459507No?
i miss the wii era
I'm a miggerfucker
>all this game needed was a resolution bump and it still looks great
not liking spike is low test reddit shit
I'd fuck that pirahna plant no lie.
>>730459553You mean Matpat (PBUH) lied to me?
mig
so like, what ethnicity is Spike exactly? looks more Mediterranean than Jewish but I'm not an expert
>>730459546the fuck is that, looks like brownie in custard if so, shits tight
>>730459649juden
>>730459556>i miss waggle shovelware erai don't
>>730459617Sorry if I'm not entertained by PERSONALITY = LOUD like you fucking chimps.
>>730459636BREUUARBAH BEH BEH BEPEBEEEEB
>spike in the couch>chibi in the mic>runner have zero presence lord, this is the worst combo ever.
I didn't really watch anything today, how was the Clair obscur run? How about the stellar blade one?
>>730459535I do not care for minus8
I have to go now, my planet needs me.
Jesus this fucking overlay is so annoying to read. It's been almost a week and I can't still tell what's the game or who's the runner/couch/host at first glance, I have to stop and decipher for a second or two.
Galaxy OST still hits different.
>>730459678destiny is looking buff
I like Spike because he has a lot of personality
>Tfw still remember the afternoon when I got my copy of Mario Galaxy on Day 1
Webm Luigi returning to his home planet
>>730459749newfren, red is runner, blue is couch, orange is host
>>730459732can someone please explain to me the spike hate?
this "mario" feels soulless as heck
>>730459737>Clair obscurKino but one sided race>stellar bladeit was just okit was ng+ any% so that really meant lots of OOB fuckery and killing lots of bosses in like 4 hits because of easy mode
galaxy games are the worst 3D marios. running upside down on little balls is not fun
>>730459798he's a cheerleader
>>730459791shes big and mommy
>>730459798he sold out
>>730459749I know it can be hard, but there are little C next to the couch members' names and little H for the host.
>>730459798Nigga is always at 100 and it's tiring.
damn, week went by alreadydespite all the shitty runs i'm gonna miss yapping with you retards
>>730459798jelly chuds
>>730459878February is ESA, fatso.
IM A HEADBANGA
>almost 10k viewers on youtube>only like 4 people in the chat in the last like 4 hours
>>730459798He's made controversial statements defending GDQ and its staff
>>730459798pure autism, and contrarianism because hes the face of GDQ. thus auto hate without any critical thought
>>730459850whats wrong with that?>>730459869with how low energy so many other people at these events are I dont see how thats so bad >>730459856thats understandable
>>730459934I'm a carnivore, a real meat eater
>>730459750>>730459789https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJjYlFAFnoA
why does chibi sound exactly like kffc?
>>730459878
>>730459878also aus speedruns in like 2 weeks
>>730459934Every time I open these webms I never know if I'm about to watch someone get paralysed
>>730459798>Loud>Annoying>Main character syndrome>Constantly talks>General annoying tone to his voice>Sellout>New-era GDQ shill despite being the old guard so basically a traitor>One of the reasons GDQ is what it is today>Proceeds to shit on runs with loud and annoying runners who constantly talk despite being a loud and annoying runner who constantly talks>Constantly changes his mind on "Informative First Entertainment Second" and "Entertainment First Informative Second" every event, usually on what suits the narrative he's pushing at the time.
why isn't spike on every couch? hes knowledgable, funny, witty and has great chemistry with the viewers and runners all the time. shame hes not on more runs
>>730459928>mfw gonna have time off that week too
>>730459928sorry not watching e*r*p*ans
>Using the co-op star to suspend projectiles in space and use it to double hit the bossThat's actually a rad as fuck strat for once
>>730459798His voice is a loud impact to your eardrums, he is too streamer-friendly, I don't know how to put it, like the ideal streamer according to corpos. its so forced
>>730459796>>730459862I know that shit, but still takes a while to locate everything quickly. Older overlays were so clear you could tell everything at first glance.Also might be me being old though.
God this nigger is so loud. I would much rather just listen to awkward trannies that only talk to explain a strat
you have no idearr
ITS HIP TO FUCK BEES
>>730459886mmmmm... jelly chuds
>>730459798I'm not explaining basic standards and simple human interactions to you. Hopefully you'll forget about it momentarily if your parents were smart enough to buy you some sensory toys.
>>730459935it's members only and youtube memberships have 0 benefits compared to twitch prime (which additionally comes free with amazon prime)
>>730459798He's Seth Rogan
>>730459935most youtube viewers are thirdies with adblockers anonthey're not going to pay $5 for this shit
I could've sworn spikevegeta was brown, or is he looking particularly pale this year?
>>730459979
>>730459798he's loud and his voice is annoying
>>730460042LMAOI
>>730459798He's a bit of a chameleon.Early GDQ you'd call someone a nigger and he'd be on the couch laughing. Modern GDQ you shout for trans rights and he'll be on the couch cheering. But you really get the feeling he hasn't changed — he'll always just copy what the event's overall vibe is.People don't like modern GDQ so they don't like him, simple as that.
>>730459798Anyone hating on him is a ceiling spider
i hate i've been pavlov'd into thinking "IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES" when i hear this music
>>730460026this feels a bit ironic but I genuinely feel this way, he's a good speaker imo
>>730460074You only thought that because of his name, or you may not have thought it, but your brain did
>>730460074shapeshifting
people who think spike is too positive and performative have never tuned in to his streams for even a second. he is often mad and cursing out devs for making shit games
>>730459798One of the original guys who is the biggest cheerleader of GDQ removing speedrunning as much as possible while also being a hypocritical gatekeeper by bitching about other runners if they do the whole loud constant talking shit that he does.tl;dr he's the worst kind of reminder that GDQ isn't what it used to be.
I might have to finally crack open my 3D All Stars collection, I've only ever played Mario Galaxy 2.
anyone here watch gamesdonequick?
>>730459798He's in a position where he's the only original GDQer from the first event left, the longest running staff member, and a constant at every GDQ in a lot of segments, which makes him the face of GDQ. This means he's the perfect target to project GDQ hate onto as he's the ultimate representation of GDQ. Which isn't helped by the fact he always white knights GDQ on social media, often saying statements which contrast one another.
>>730460113>he'll always just copy what the event's overall vibe is.What do anons think a professional show host is supposed to do?
Is it over?Any just genuinely good runs?
>>730460175this is basically every streamer on gdq
where's his bf?
THAT GAY
>>730460068>adblock demoralization campaignthank you shekelstein but i'm not going to remove it
>>730460175He’s an annoying piece of shit
>>730459546i had a pear and some sparkling water, i feel bloated
ita kins of crazy that 4chan has more discussion on gdq than any other place
insane freudian slip
>>730460129
>>730460175>people who dont like spike havent sought him out and watched him gee,, you dont say
Mario 64 is the best 3D mario next one is Odissey and then Sunshine then the worst ones are the galaxy shit ones are the 3d land and 3d world
Does anyone have that tweet with spike bitching about runners having fun with their speedrun? It's that tweet where he said some dumb shit like 'if you liked that run then you don't like speedrunning'
>>730460015I like how you can tell when the comfy morning runs end and prime time starts to hit.
>>730460015what happened with Mario 2?
>>730460310It was recontextualized.
>>7304602833d world is good tho
>>730460260It'd get banned anywhere else. Well, more than it does here.
>>730460113I think anons need to reconcile with the fact that old GDQ is only gonna be found from the smaller mid year events anymore. Once you make a million fucking dollars, you don't get to say nigger anymore.
>Marley
>>730460283mario 64 is the only 3d mario I ever played and it was so fucking mid I really don't want to touch the other ones when people keep spouting that 64 is the best mario
>>730460269>im an uninformed retard spewing retarded nonsense>but listen to me! hes the one with main character syndrome not me!lmfao
>>730460260any other place that would care is heavily moderated to stamp out dissension
>>730459798The "overly positive chad" act is a little grating, and given how much he's position as GDQ Staff, it always sort of feels like a boss trying to force energy into his low-energy employees to smile.That said, it's just a schizo nitpick, I don't really hate him that much.
Tough crowd today
>>730460260This is the only place that allows criticism. Not even talking about trannys. Literally anything less that total support is seen as problematic
>>730460260Speedrun subreddit is so dead on GDQ this year it's hilarious. It's just the same two GDQ shills, with one having volunteer as their tag, just shilling how AMAZING runs are, with next to no replies. And sometimes a runner will do an AMA with almost no responses.
3D Land has great handheld game designIt's a lot less impressive playing in long sessions though
>>730460310Spike had sex with his hand for an hour and a half
>>730460364>it was so fucking midfr fr no cap on god
>>730460310Kaizo romhack played by its romhacker while he self-fellated himself.
>it'll suck you all the wayhot
>>730460310It was the runner playing through his SMB2 romhack.
>>730460310self fart sniffing pretentious fuck fence doing an ad speedrun of his own smb2 romhackhad an estimate twice over the WR because of "muh hard final level", completes under estimate, wastes that time on pontificating about romhacks being art
>>730459798Jack Black syndrome mixed with GDQ staff
>>730460175That says hes not positive but he is performative because he doesn't do that at GDQ.
>>730459678>ESA has a guy bodyslam another guy threw a table>GDQ has whatever this is
>>730460404I tucking love 3d land but the hybrid 3d/2d gameplay felt a lot fresher back at the games release than nowadays
>>730460370>i defend spike on my free time
>>730460283I mostly agree with you, though I haven't played 3D World and didn't finish Odyssey. Galaxy was good but I preferred the older ones to it.
>>730460404thisit's a great 3d platformer for a handheldit's unfair to compare it to the main home console 3d mario games
Mario speedruns are always a good time
>Marle cosplay incentive for CT>Runner is an ugly grandma with boltonsoh no
>>730460357I say Marle.
peeps really give spike too much flak when he is just a positive vibe coordinator and aura charger
>>730460310It was a creator of the romhack was speedrunning his own romhack.The run itself was quite quaint in a nice way, watching of a bunch niche mechanics in Mario 2 be put to task in Mario Maker style levels.The commentary was quite pretentious though.
>>730460376this, but also I will add he overtake the tempo of the talk everytime, it gets annoying how he become the main show
They really need 54k in the next 2 hours?YETEEGODS SAVE US
>>730460267Damn, we really have gotten old...
>>730460514>i autistically hate on and get mad at people for doing nothing wrong but continue to watch them in my free time
>>730460583if it's a bonus game the incentive will be met
>>730460563>positive vibe coordinator and aura chargergoyim wrangler
>>730459678
>>730460342Is not a great 3d mario is only good compared shit like croc or rayman
>>730460404I replayed it a couple months ago and thought it was pretty enjoyable Don't really have strong feelings about it
OMG 15 MILLION DOLLAR DONATION FROM THE YETEE THAT READS "trans wrongs are huma wrongs SAVE THE VIRGIN HANDSEX"
>>730460583They haven't even gotten $150k since the rhythm game stall and that was 24 hours ago. Yetee better be writing that fucking check soon.
>>730460175Every GDQ streamer/runner is like that though. They're all putting on an act at GDQ. That's just obvious from not even watching their streams and seeing how they act at other events like ASM, ESA, UKSG, etc. In fact so many are performing that it makes me wonder why they put on the performance and act that fake when none of them are actually like that, or seem to actually wanna be like that. I think they'd all be releaved if they got to drop it and be themselves, even staff
>>730460624hi spike
>2:15:00
>>730460552We're so back.
>>730460657what the FUCK he actually jumped on him lmao
It's MARL, rhymes with CARLHer name in japanese is マール (Māru) so the right way to say it has always been Marl
>>730460657This is what happens when you don't say "trans rights" at a speedrunning event
>>730460657They actually gimmicked the table. Not bad.
>>730460657TAKE A BUMP
who's your favorite speedrunner? gotta be kotti for me
>>730460721diglett lookin ah
which game has a better speedrun to watchmajora's mask or ocarina of time?
>this old>2007
>>730460731Japs dont know shit. As long as marl isn't a native Japanese name, their opinions can be safely disregarded
>>730460175thats the main reason for hating HIM, its so fake
>>730460721Why did GDQ ban touhou and fumos. It was so soulful.
>>730460657KEKgdq could NEVER
>>730460726>He thought wrestling was fake
arguments for localized character names based on the original japanese by weebs reading genki are always laughable
>>730460802paint go dry
I dunno why Spike pretends to love modern GDQ when he spends most of the event hidden away in the arcade section with Chibi and the last of the old guard.
>>730460731Thoughts on Nadia?
>>730460657I'M A HEADBANGA
>>730460721whatever happened to funkdoc
>>730460832Why did he do it?
>>730459649between the curly hair and loudmouth I'm gonna guess octoroon
>>730459798People's perception of Spike really changed with one tweet after the Super Mario 3D Land run during AGDQ 2022: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjPqwklxk9UPeople either loved or hated the commentary during the run, specifically the one friend who was shitposting the entire time (with the runner's consent to shitpost). The majority of reactions were very positive, however. For whatever reason, this triggered Spike and he proceeded to tweet:>If you enjoyed the SM3DL run's commentary, you don't actually like speedrunning>Commentary should be informative first, entertaining secondand for whatever reason this was the straw that broke the camel's back and caused people to perceive him differently. It didn't help that he has proceeded to do a lot of unfunny and loud "entertaining first" commentary in subsequent marathons. But the, "you don't actually like speedrunning," comment definitely pissed people off.I think >>730459996 comes closest to explaining it, though.
>>730460721Ah, withhelde. The first ever GDQ tranny. Then they started multiplying like wild.
>>730460885because it makes him loadsa monay
>>730460885It's his job.
>>730460731I call it Marle (like parlay) because the ending e makes it sound french and Leene, her ancestor, has a similar e which makes her official name pronounced Leen-ay
>>730460721Based
>>730460802its 45 min, so on top of beinf blindfold memery itll be a heavily glitched or ACE run so whichever game wins will be a shit run
>>730459789>Got the voicemail from mario and the coin for the gamestop preorderGod those were better days
spike was never really that hated back in the day at all
>>730460260because it gets banned / thought-policed everywhere else. even on reddit you get shouted down for being mildly critical of GDQ.
>>730460885>the arcade section with Chibi and the last of the old guard.I think you answered you own question, its probably a good excuse for him to see his old friends
>Mario goes on vacation>Mario goes to spacethey really ran out of ideas that quick huh
>>730460802OOT1st cycle MM is hell
>>730459336Was the thread comfy during dark souls? Hate that I missed it
>>730460260policing speech is the fastest way to discourage active discussion
>>730460295i think i have it but it's on my desktop and i'm comfy lying down and don't want to get upif you say pretty please i'll check
>>730461112But seeing it blindfolded might be fun.
>>730460260bc its a live event? go and try to discuss it in r reddit, twitter or another board. its simple ded or too slow
>>730461101>bowser nabs peach AGAINNintendo are hacks
anyone in the gdq discord? is there an lively stream chat there?
>>730460685GDQ's the most corporate, you have to present as happy and hyper all the time to be advertiser and sponsor-friendly.
>>730460721God that GDQ was one of the best17 I think?That AGDQ was also goldenI think after that year is when they moved to a huge ass hotel and you could visibly see things were starting to change for the worse>>730461038True, he was actually really loved and even had some bad nervous ticks (wish I still had the ceiling spider pics)I don't hate the guy, he's come a long way, I just don't like how he's sold out with what GDQ has become and is fine with itBut I guess it's free money for him
>>730460401its just really sad because you know people are talking shit on active speed running discord groups
this game released when i was 6 now i'm 32damn time flies by
>>730460902died after ingesting some bad wall chicken
>>730460260I think Games Done Quick has actually suffered extremely badly reputational hits in recent years. Strictly from a view of a normal 25 year old white guy that doesn't care about trans people or use /v/:>you get banned in chat for saying ANYTHING negative (even if you said "boo" to a bad joke) whether you donated/subbed or not>the runs genuinely aren't that entertaining anymore and not just by our standards>some of the most fun blocks happen in the middle of the night for US viewers which has always been the biggest viewerbase for the event>the event has become so sanitized you can't curse at ALL anymore, any edge at all is regularly met with consequences >this impacts the general reputation as well, GDQ is known by normalfags as the "no fun" event where everyone talks about video games no different than their coworkers trying to play it safe >incentives are regularly stalled for and the event RARELY lets an incentive go. there was a GDQ a few years ago where the very last game stalled for ~30 mins to an hour and even my normalfag friends still get pissed off about that, I forget the exact game thoughand most damning of all>speedrunning just isnt that hot of a topic anymoreI'm starting to genuinely think that some form of fraud is hapening with the money, because the heat for the event is NOT there. You have some nice in-person numbers, but overall attendance and viewership is hitting all time lows, while donations are on pace with some of their most popular events. If you look at the donations put in through the Twitch chat, there is a HUGE discrepancy of $23.5k compared to the overall total of now 1.1 million. This can be explained away by the donations largely being made through their website, but when the Twitch stream itself is the most popular spot to watch, why are the numbers THIS off? Shouldn't it be closer to like, 100k at least?Anyway, sorry for schizo rambling. I just wanted to get off my chest how I've been feeling about the event.
CHOKE
>Luigi
>>730461101>Sonic went on vacation in SA1>Sonic went to space in SA2You snooze you lose plumber boy!
>>730461251no it didn't
>>730461248>17 I think?anon... it was 13 and 13 YEARS AGO
>nanosecond of struggle>crowd WOO YOU GOT THIS I NEED TO MAKE THIS ABOUT MEEE
All this spike white knighting, very suspicious. He's been hated here for years. He's the one who leads the charge to sanitize the event.
Yikes!
>>730461251Nice tryI was 12 when this came out and I'm 30
>>730461251never too late to complete first grade!
>>730461275>trans>people
the chokemeister
>>730461275>I'm starting to genuinely think that some form of fraud is hapeninghasent that already been proven
>>730461275
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT??
>>730461334Woah woah woah WHATTHAT WASNT THE PIC I UPLOADED WITH THAT POST, WTF, I DIDN'T EVEN UPLOAD A PIC
>>730461101Mario should go to the hood
>the disagreeing look from spike sitting behind himI bet the tech fag was whispering in his ear telling him how many chances he has to do the trick too
>>730461275i'm actually shocked that GDQ seemingly just dodged the Shayy grooming scandal even though his Deltarune run was the absolute white hot peak of the TRANS RIGHTS heatmap for that eventThey just quietly removed the run and no one seemed to care that they platformed a creep
>>730459789I was deployed so couldn't get that one day 1, but I remember when 2 came out I had ordered it and thought the mail was delayed, but then I dropped my keys and found a package under the couch. My roomate was disappointed I found it because he hid it because he thought I would be glued to the wii for a week straight and he wanted to go out and party
>>730460941That comment is where I started to shift on him too. It recontextualized him as a (hidden) control-freak since he got pissy when a speedrun wasn't done his way.
>>730461416Your computer has mustard gas.
>>730461416based fat fingers dont even know what he clicked
>>730461313>it was 13N-no it couldn't have been that long ago...
>>730461275Woah, wtf, when did it get to 1.15 million? Last time I checked during I think Lies of P it was like 890 thousand.
>>730461416I posted that picture, sorry if it attached to your post.
>>730461251>>730461334I was 18 now I'm 36
>>730461395BANNED
>>730461248
don't mind me, postin' pits
>>730461275its all corporate sponsorship/donations disguised as organic viewer donations. barely disguised, really, considering all the anonymous thousand dollar donations
>>730461152pretty please
For some reason 64 and Sunshine are more interesting watches
>>730461505dont worry about it man just enjoy the runsbut the answer is corporate sponsors. if anyone is wondering why the money hasnt dropped off as much as the viewership, corporate sponsors.
>Add more mods and fake games>Add more obnoxious couches and obnoxious hosts>Add more and more corposlop sponsors>Ban all bad language>Moderate chat to such an absurd degree that it's completely dead even during primetime>Have massive amounts of interminable downtime between runsThe GDQ we used to love has been completely enshittified. I miss seeing turbo autists just show off cool speedruns, not a bunch of second rate streamers trying to turn their 30 minutes in the spotlight into a comedy skit.I actually support trans rights but I fucking hate how they bend over backwards to add as much trans representation and vocal support as they can when literally every other "topical" subject is off-limits. It's 2010s-style wokeness in a world that's past it.
>>730461459It makes me wonder if he really is blind to what his runs are like, which is the same, or if he knows and he was just being pissy.
>>730461505The answer is also that you're retarded.It was 1.12 during Lies of P.
why cant australians into the letter R
I've not been able to watch this GDQ at all, I used to watch this shit daily for like 10 hours a day when I was a NEET starting in 2012.
>>730459469damn this is chibi? guess caveman won after all
new schizo theoryany time they have a runner who they can't control they put spike on the couch, because spike is a dedicated shill and enforcer/bouncer who will kick the shit out of the runner if they mess up. think of him as like the gun to the back of the head of the runner or a strong hand crushing the runners shoulderthis headcanon makes watching him actually entertaining to watch imagining the fear the runner is feeling
>>730461505You're wrong, they stalled during the maimai showcase for the 1 million mark.
I'd wash bowser's cock.
>>730461416Google Alzheimers right now and check if the links are purple
>>730461431>"A second trick has hit the stream. Donations are coming in."
>>730461515Takes me back to better times, just was nice when it was a small get together of people running games for fun and the donations were a bonus instead of the main focusGod I remember when all SGDQ's took place at Essentia's house, and how UltraJMan would cry at the end of every GDQWon't nostalgia over it all too much
>I actually support trans rights
>>730461710Gordan, get back to work!
>>730461564>corporate sponsorship/donations disguised as organic viewer donations.that doesn't make any sense broski
>>730461593I finded it.
>>730461663He knows, he's just an attention whore that can't stand anyone being more popular than him.
>>730461643>The GDQ we used to love has been completely enshittified. I miss seeing turbo autists just show off cool speedruns, not a bunch of second rate streamers trying to turn their 30 minutes in the spotlight into a comedy skit.brother this happened close to TEN years ago. move on
>>730461712This actually works, thanks for the inspiration.
>>730460891Dagger-tier
bowsers music in this game is so intense for a fatass turtle that you beat by burning his heinie
>>730461663I think he's semi-aware, being partly territorial over it and seeing stuff like the Mario 3D Land run as moving in on his turn but doing it wrong.
turn off spikevegata's microphone already, holy fuck
>>730459336Why watch this if you're not gay?
>>730461710damn who is the qt on the right?
>>730461830>spinning comically around a little planetHOH HOH HOH HOH HOH
>>730461767i dont like spike, but is he wrong here? speedrun commentary should be about explaining the tech and the game first, and if you can be entertaining as well then thats a plus
>>730461251
>>730461830that's the thing that makes bowser work so well as a character, he's a goofy villain at times, but the games where he's a villain actually take him seriously as a villain, despite being goofy
OOT better win. MM is gay and cringe
>>730461680Yeah, I didn't actually remember when it was.
>>730461858>jew>self-awarenesspick one
>>730461930BASED
>>730461930damn you small aflucky guy
>>730461908He's right. It's just ironic that he says this while being good at neither.
>>730461416too bad, you're a disgusting frogposter now
a little long jump heyah
>>730462005hes fairly informative in his runs though? even on the couch hes more informative than quite a few other guys ive seen on couches
>>730461908They were being informative while joking around and having a laugh, he tried to walk the whole thing back when he got called out on being a hypocritical bitch.This is the same man who has recently said that GDQ isn't about speedrunning anymore, it's about entertainment and charity first.
nice water
>>730459798He's fucking annoying and insincere. Le ebin reddit wholesome chungus LOUD streamer.His tastes in vidya are super safe, basic and boring.A complete sellout.
>>730461949Well now he has K.Rool as a rival. That guy felt like a true menace in Bananza.
>no trans rightscomfy mario night
>is it true that this is a 2p only trick??>no you can do it with 1 player>oh..>is it true you can only jump out of the water with 2p??>no you can do it with 1>oh...Spike shut up
>>730459469>>730461706This is not chibi lmao.I see no proof he trooned out
>>730461930Me on the left training for the next arc
>>730462112based water autist
Last summer i was in the hospital for a foot surgery and i had to share my hospital room with a couple other patients. Funnily one was an old fart with alzheimers. Since sgdq was on that was what i spent my evenings watching. And the old guy kept shitting himself nightly. So when a particularly bad run comes on and the room starts smelling like shit it’s very fitting.
>>730461908He was wrong in that situation. Watch the run, it's amazing.
>>730461738I also remember it very fondly anon.
Super Mario Galaxy was the first game I ever 100%'d too.
>>730462128*punches villain into the sky and takes over your game*
>>730462215where did you download this image from, i'm astounded
>730462215Ignore and move on anons
You don't actually want to be a bimbo, do you?
>>730462215Why are you sideways, anon?
>>730462257Genuinely surprised he's not in the new Tennis game. Maybe he'll come out as free DLC
>>730462170the runner probably would not said that if unprompted so thats actually good imo
>>730461767whats the context for this?
>>730462215idk how people inject stuff into themselves i'm 100% sure if i tried to administer anything to myself with a needle i'd just stab myself and do more harm than good lol
>>730462128>expect them to soften K Rool up as the "old archrival" >nope, he's actually more insane than ever and is completely devoid of any redeeming qualitiesPleasantly surprised
how come some of the text is in japanese and some of it is in english?
>>730462215Stop reposting things from Twitter for (You)s
Yo Spike is annoying. Trying to play host and couch at the same time, do one not both
>>730462347>>730460941
>>730462431>japaneseHe's playing in Korean
heaheyahright heah
>>730462173it is chibichibicarrera
My own clone! Now neither of us will be virgins!
i have spike hate fatigue
wtf two luigis??
very cool skip
>>730462446i like that more couches should do that, fuck hosts
spike is such a loud retard
>>730462525Sex with Dossy!
I have spike defence force fatigue
i have spike defense force fatigue
>>730462260You can see the game timer i took it minutes ago>>730462297Idk blame my phone :(
>>730462564>>730462565spike hate hivemind
I CUM
I am Spike
>>730462564>>730462565WOAH
>>730462182Me snorkeling in thunderthigh reef
>>730462558He’s the park ranger from Parks and Rec
>>730462481It's all asian squigglies to me
>>730462564>>730462565
>>730462640He really likes the outdoors?
how much sex does spike get during agdq
Why is that pink toad so... brown?
dont do voices if youre not good at it
>Spikes fake laugh after every donationHe is forcing that laugh as much as he can, you can hear the heave.
>>730462564My long lost brother, or a glownigger copying me while I count stars? You decide.
What was the in-universe reason there are two Luigis again?Some kind of alternate reality BS? I think they mention it at least off-handedly.
>>730462215Those fingers gives the impression there's a chance it's not an ogre. Why is GDQ incapable of employing traps? It would help the PR of trans people immensely
>>730460831They claimed the series was "child porn"
SEGATASANSHIROSEGATASANSHIROSEGATASAN....SHIRO
I have SpikeVegeta fatigue (I am SpikeVegeta)
Think I'll play some Overwatch. What are you guys playing rn?
spike is gay
>>730462637me thrusting my small shota into mommy's mouth
>>730462728I'm fapping
>>730462630
did they really donate $1k just to do a bit message
>>730462637i got to the top of the mountain
>>730462715You're kidding, right? Haha come on anon what's the real reason.
>>730462728>overwatch in the big '26
>>730462728osrs
>my face during literally any donation
>>730462667That pic goes hard
>>730462789no, you're literally not a frog
john jacob jingleheimer nintendo, his name is my name too
>>730462761spikey chockey
it's been an hour but it doesn't really feel like an hour, even with spike's grating voiceskilled runner, good speedrunning game, pretty comfy
My name is Steve Lumbago, give me money, me sick.
>>730462682Probably 0Plenty of cocaine tho
got my haat going
>>730462743>>730462768no problem i combined both anons
>>730462637me about to do the bomb
>>730462671Uses his outdoor voice indoors
>>730462852I have become trans, destroyer of GDQ
>>730462637>>730462768Kino>>730462743NOT kino, you will be crushed.
>>730462828
>>730462885>hour left>peach bowl start in half a hourgood thing I have 2 tvs
>>730462925Nah he has status in that crowd. He definitely fucks if he wants to.
>>730462710I would never go to gdq & id never speedrun anything>>730462439I just took that but okay believe whatever you want
>>730462558Yeah, it's okay if you like him, but if you do, then you don't like speedrunning much. Its informative first, entertainment second.
>>730462761Is this from the Minecraft movie? How was that?
>>730462564>>730462565The communal will has spoken.
>>730462728Planet Zoo
>>730462993Yeah but he doesn't want to because he's probably too busyWell maybe a cheeky lil bathroom blowie
remember that time spike called a donator a fatass?
I'm sure that there's only like 22 people who're not banned at this point, so I doubt they got it
>>730462963>>730462954>>730462984
>>730462728Songs of Syx
>>730462728fear and hunger 2
>>730462509Clever bastard...Expectations SUBVERTED
>>730463236Kino.
>>730463185
i am an uncle who works for nintendo (actually)
>>730462728Monsta Hunta
>>730463286I had a brother that worked at nintendo until he caused a mutiny
>>730463286why dont you have your own kids
>>730462728>What are you guys playing rn?StarRupture
>>730463279
my uncle fucked me at the nintendo headquarters
>>730462728OSRS, doing Wintertodt.
>>730463286When's Super Mario 128?
>>730463185thanks for combining anon, youre king
canon ball
>spikedozempic on the couch
>>730462728SMT IV apocalypse
>>730463279I also climbed a mountain.
>>730463404Shut your fucking face,unclefucker
i have rosalina hot tub image spam fatigue
>thread died suddenlywtf happened?
>>730463395>>730463434>>730463482no drawing left behind
>>730463636Nothing else to do. It's not like there's anything interesting to watch.
>brotherFake fan
>>730461967>>730459684SOIkeVegeta's powerword doko?For scientifical purposes ofc
again, dont do voices if you cant even remotely do it
>>730463680everyone is busy drawing on rosalina
>>730463680unc's balls covered my captcha
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
>SMG is almost 20 years oldI'm turning to dust
>>730463680 spikevegeta happened
Dont ask me why its kind of yellow here. probably sulfur from the natural hot springs
>such a good impression wow!>slim jim wut?another example where these people praise merely doing
>>730463749rosalina
>>730463286did nintendo even have any developers outside of Japan? surely it was all marketing and localization in Europe and North America
Any speedrun that isn't 100% is automatically garbage
>Zoomer host has never heard the phrase "Snap into a Slim Jim"*disgusted sigh*
>>730463749>Peach's pointing straight upCute.
>>730463279fucking kek
>>730463357I have a kid who works for Sony
>>730463749does lucina not have a dick or is it just that small
>>730463749Lucina
>>730460020your loss
>>730463749DAISY
>>730463879>>730463882uh oh
>>730463749>still no nude version of this picDisappointed
>>730463879>>730463882>Two people in the same spotUh oh....
Any tips for being less retarded? I keep trying to watch this run by my eyes are literally glazing over and boring into my skull.
Need to go out to circle k for a beer run before my hoosiers bootyblast the cucks do you guys need anything?
I respect spikes power, he's loud the exact opposite of me, loud outgoing and has a personality
>>730463942stop watching anime for little girls
>>730463942play a roguelike on silent on your second or first screen
pls don't sing
barring anything exciting happening, this is a solid C run
>>730463749Zeldong
>>730463949I need a gun so I can blow my brains out before this host speaks again
I hate Spike runs they're both boring and annoying and feel long.
Run is great, but once again ruined by the host
>>730463942You need to get MORE retarded to enjoy it.
>>730464016The Pokemon anime at least used to be for little boys
>>730463994
>>730463769here>>730463879>>730463882fuuuuuck
people hating spike is proof people will hate literally anything
>>730463879>>730463882>>730464076I'll delete and move the girl to the other side heh
>>730463949theres a new baja blast flavor, ill take that. and some funyuns.
>>730464076Holy shit, that anon in the background is massive
>>730460015how was call of duty that good today?Also fuck all your zzz for maimai. score should of been taken at end of the first run, not the dono intensives that went longer as they had their own timers.
>>730463942Play Temple Run on your phone and put Family Guy on your second screen.
>>730463912>>730463940all good, i move to the mountain
>>730464147that's rosalinas husband
>fun fact
>>730463749I like em big, so Rosalina
>>730464152maimai carried this event
STOP DOING STUPID ROSALINA PICS SHE'S NOT EVEN PRETTY SHES UGLY
>>730464182audibly kek'd
It looks like the speedrunner is masturbating.
>>730464214BASED
The fur shading trick STILL looks great.
>>730464152Yeah the donation incentives killed Maimai for everybody. What a fucking mistake that was.
>>730464280I hope he is.
>>730464280
>>730464285Yeah it really does
>anything that isn't a speedrun
>>730464342Delete this
This girl is a comedy genius
>>730462761kikey ACKey
>unmute>woman being unfunny>mute
>Greeting from Germany!>*crickets*lel, even the gdq audience is sick of that meme
>>730464076>>730464130>>730464163i cut a bit of a dialog but eh it fits
>>730464414Cann
>>730464020>posting jewelpets instead of teenieping in the year2026 of our lord
Run is a D. Anything with Spike commentary over 30 minutes is grating
>A speedrunner's favorite food is fast foodWhat does that even mean? Where's the joke?
>>730464525It's just a pun, don't be a retard.
>>730464396either that or Spike being the most obnoxious theater kid imaginable
>>730464525You can tell that Animal Crossing runner from the other day loves speedrunning any%, he looks like he hasn't finished a sandwich in his life.
RATE THIS ANON ^^^^
>>730464525it means they have low standards for food, which is why they love speedrunning slop
>>730464525That's actually a joke though. A bad one, but it is a joke
Spike sits like a fag
>>730464525>What is a speedrunners favorite meal?>A skipped
>>730463749I'm a simple man, always go for the redhead first, if no redhead then tallest woman.no extra thinking required.
>>730464525speedrunners are greasy unhealthy slobs
>>730464414it's very comfortable here, getting sleepy
>>730464598S+
>>730464598>>730464595A
>oy vey shut it down
>>730464521i love spike desu
>>730464598C
>reddit tier donos burying a joke till it's beyond dead
>>730464646how do you know what a fag sits like?
I just started paying attention to the runner cam, is he playing the game with two pointers when the 2nd joy con isn't even pointing at the screen?
Are they making fun of Nintendo!? This will not stand!
>>730464746he has three joycons, two of them are rubber banded together
>>730464738Your dad told me how
>>730464727the xbox one was kinda funny
>>730464727Yes chef
>>730464727that's our gdq
>>730461712I'd believe this in earlier gcds but now they are so curated that it's impossible anyone they couldn't control could sneak in
>>730464746he's using his wiinus
MIGGER>>730390498>>730390498>>730390498>>730390498>>730390498
>This John Nintendo meme is okay>But Bonesaw being playful about Owen Wilson and Canadian airlines wasn't
>>730462215your hands are really pretty anon
>>730464828>page 2
>>730464746one of his joycons is just for normal controls, the other joycon has a player 2 joycon velcro'd to it to use for pointing and player 2 jumps
>>730464828heh
>>730464789you think youre a funny shit. well i eat funny shits like you for breakfast
>>730464791That was just a Space Balls reference!
>>730464727Turn that frown upside down, killjoy
>>730464841Man I just watched the highlights video again earlier, it's so fucking good and just keeps getting better. They knew they were getting banned and just kept going because they were already in that deep, true heroes.
>>730464841Sex with white korra.
>>730464727@Anonymous We are so, so sorry for this #AGDQ2026
>>730464667fixed the text
>>730464828I fell for it
what if mario was a cat?
>>730464723Spike eats Snickers bars veiny side down
>bowser fight>still 1h moreuh?
>>730461038Used to be one of the most loved one cuz he was one of the normalfag in a sea of highly autistic peopleHe since then has sold outNow he only shills for donation and unfuny meme (that leads to donations) when he is on couch
>>730465137anon its like sm64 you fight bowser multiple times
>>730465137you fight bowser jr like 3 times and bowser other 3 times
>>730465006>Walk up to a girl >"Cannonball"What did he mean by this
hey gaylords, how's the run going>chibicarrera on hostoh pretty bad, huh
This is exactly what a good run get destroyed because of host plus commentators
what would be the worst game to speedrun
>>730465137I'm trying to think of Mario games where you only fight Bowser once. Is it just Mario 3 and Sunshine? I guess World too, thinking about it more. It's not a lot.
DEAD RUN
>>730465227The pizza game
>>730465227an autoscroller with no score
>>730465179>>730465187>>730465267anon its been 20y since I play mario galaxy...I forgot
>>730465227pokemon
>>730465227split fiction
>>730465227Aurora 4X
newfag to these threads i don't know what people are complaining about Spike is less obnoxious than most other commentators on here.
imagine if they legit had an 8 hour desert bus run
>>730465227Fire emblem, no doubts
>>730465307>tfw it actually is almost 20 years
>>730465137There's still another hour of this? Isn't it close to estimate?
>>730465216on the bright side, she barely has time to talk.sadly though, that time is all taken up by spikevegeta
>Ocarina vs. Majora Incentive (Any%)Does it even matter what game gets chosen when the any% strat is to just trigger ACE and warp to the end credits
>>730465342Someone gave a QRD in this or last thread, it's multiple reasons.
>>730465342You're fooling no one, SDF.
>>730465227PTO (SNES)
>>730465390its mm blindfold
>>730465390it's a blindfolded run iirc
>>730465390They're both blindfolded
>>730464476my 5yr old loves teeniepings, fucking hate the price ya have to pay to get the damn toys.
>>730465342
>>730465390filtered
>>730465476>>730465476>>730465476Fresh.
>>730465390blindfolded so instead of ACE it will be baby tricks extremely long setups
>>73046537330 minutes you blind bastard
>>730464968Her name is Marci and she is cute She is also super fun to play in her game Which is Dota 2
I think they'll reach 1 billion dollars next year
>>730465354It's called Desert Bus for Hopehttps://desertbus.org/
>>730465519That's not an hour! But yeah thanks thought I was going nuts.
9k for DK we def gonna miss it...Im kiddin random anon donation of 5k of OHHH BANANAAAA
>>730462925You probably right, I know some guy who is insanely skilled at SSBM and he went to genesis last year, he told me all tops player were doing coke left n right and people were massive degenerate>>730462993Yeah but what can you fuck tho ? Some hamplanet or some female(tranny) Great
>>730461535robot armpit stat mentioned
FIVEEEEEHA HA HA
I used to not be that big a fan of the galaxy games compared to previous 3d marios but god damn I'd take it back over the modern nintendo design trends they shove in every one of their games following BOTW.
>>730465783yeah donkey kong banaza is fun, but the open world shit makes it feel lame. i wanna go back to linear 3d and not free roam
Who woulda thoughtwe made the bonus game
RIEKELT DONATION!?
>>730465227A Bill Nye point and click game, which they did.Or American Truck Sim, which they did.
>>730465227Didn't one year, like two or three GDQs ago where they speedran a visual novel?
