Now: Super Luigi GalaxyNext: Donkey Kong BananzaLater: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time vs. Majora’s MaskStreams:https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwc https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62previous: >>730459336
>>730465476sex with rosalina
migged
speedruns
daisy gang was here
>>730465476rate the gdq
>>730465476I'm in.
miggin the drawing
>>730465562
How are there that few games on tomorrow wtf.
Can't wait to see how they magically pull a million or two out of their ass in one day.
daisy galaxy!
>>730465562D so far, but it got a bit better as time went on
>>730465548i know, but i mean during gdq
>>730465649the yeti, fangamer, anonymous alliance will save us
>>730465649retarded people are going to think its money laundering again which is always fun.
Minge’d
>>730465562It's gotten better today. Shocking lack of troons compared to the first couple days.
mmmmmm armpit time save
I like this runner. He's the posterboy for generic white nerd
>>730465649Anon, I'm right here. Please stop talking about me like I'm not posting with you.
>>730465715Anon please, no, I just fapped
oh the audience is more interested in the donation counter than the game what a surprise, that never happens
Miggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>at least its not rocko's
Rocko mentioned?
>>730462925You probably right, I know some guy who is insanely skilled at SSBM and he went to genesis last year, he told me all tops player were doing coke left n right and people were massive degenerate>>730462993Yeah but what can you fuck tho ? Some hamplanet or some female(tranny)Great
get migged
>>730465715>retarded cat thought it could compete with this
>>730465818Kek, I heard it too
>unmute for the first time in 2 hours>GET THA DONATIONS INok.
how was dark souls
>>730465850The Nintendo sexcube....
>>730465850context?
Do these retards not even realize that the Bananza speedrun is complete garbage50% of it is flying over everything and the other 50% is boss fights
Cuckvegeta needs to shut the fuck up.
ok the shiggy one was funny
>shiggero
>>730465903Pretty good.
Galaxy sure does have a lot of verticality in its level design.
>>730465903Several chokes but overall enjoyable.
>>730465903it was fun and sovlful
Spike has the worst fake laugh of all time
Spikevegeta has got to be in his like 40s at this point right
someone post a picture of this host already so i can decide if i love or hate this shit
>etsy witch donationof course they read that one.
>>730465920I haven't seen it before and I'm curious, but also the game design doesn't feel like it would lend itself to speedruns very well
>>730465842Literally impossible to compete with ANY of this
OH TRANSRIGHTSA!
Mario
>>730465997So this...is a master at work...
>>730465658He called it.
IM A HEADBANGA
>>730465920I know Bananza a lot as a 'casual' but its a fucking lame speedrun. Part of why there's so many categories right out of the gate. Game is only 6 months old afterall.
>>730466041>Thinking they won't read clique donations from other fucking freaks and ignore a large majority of donation from normiesKek
>>730466025Haha, imagine if there were other people in their 40s in this thread, haha...
Unfortunately I missed most of Galaxy cause I had things to do... Of course the day that has all the games I want to see is also the busiest... And Metokur is about to stream.Well, at least I got to miss most of SpikeVegeta's absolutely grating voice.
>$30k singalong incentiveWe don't need to hit that one, it's fine guys.
>>730466154It's ok milleniboomer.
>>730466127Enjoy* BananzaI had a stroke my bad
>singalong with attentionwhorekill me
>donation goal for KFFC to do a strip tease on sceneGODDAM DONATE ANONS
fruitcup my waifu
>>730466127Bananza's good for them bingo boards I see people do occasionally. A very open game tends to lead to that.Granted that ain't good for a marathon, but alas.
God I really don't want to hear KFF sing that corny ass song
>>730466174Lesbian sex with these three.....
thank god i'm going to bed after this run
>only 30k more dollars to make me mute the streamOh, you guys, you shouldn't have (no, really, I mean it)
righttards will guzzle alex jone's balls but hate on spike
>>730466095
>kungfufruitcup singing
>>730466249I like randomizers and bingo but yeah, not in a marathon and especially not in one that Cuckgeta will most certainly commentate
Dang dude tomorrow's the final day
>>730466271You lost, SDF.
>>730466261I'll raise you one
Did SpikeBejita lose weight?
Hes jerking off under there.
>>730465917Assuming it's a Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble run.
I'll only tune in for kungfufruitcup singing if she's in full young Pauline cosplay while doing it.
>>730466095OOOOOOOOONE......TWOOOOOOOOO
>>730466367where the FUCK is Captain Syrup
>>730465917it's cubical
>>730466396one of you grok users make this happen please omg
don't dead open inside
YESCHEF
MAMMA MIA
Anyone has the "trans right" clip or run?
>>730466516
YES ORB CHEF JOHN NINTENDO
>>730466424I apologize, I don't have any pictures with her. Mostly just an overwhelming amount of Rosalina.
>>730466204>>730466238>she's been practicing all week! make sure to donate so we get to see it!!yeah as if they'd let staff practice something all week for nothing, what a sense of urgency I'm feeling
>>730465591Plum isn't banned from hanging out at GDQ, right?
I wish I had the confidence to be completely talentless and still act like that
You can see the toll having to fake laugh at all these donations is having on spike
>>730466516>what playing a Mario game with Rosalina does to a motherfucker
I'd really prefer if Chibi would be quiet.
OH I'VE GOT A FLAIR FOR WOMEN EVERYWHEREBONANZAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>730466541
>>730466541You mean the "I wish I could throw my HRT on the ground and make a portal like Mario 2" clip
>>730466602i had to mute because of all the forced laughter going on
>>730466602The fake laughing is obvious
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/91378195/a thread back in 2024 or so, slop barely seemed to have improved since then.
why is the game in korean
its my idea or the trans rights donos suddenly stop?
>>730466602HAHAHAHAHAHAHAJOHN NINTENDOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THIRTY THOUSAND
>>730465476Gay luigi
>>730466680luigi got that yellow fever
>>730466680fastest language
buoy BASED galaxy, I kneel
This is the fate of all vegetabros btw
>>730466516Hehe
>>730466680probably a few seconds faster than Chinese or japanese
>>730466680Faster text.
>>730466680I just started playing Stellar Blade, so I asked them to in its honor
>>730466567DID SOMEONE SAY CUM IN PLUM?!?!?
>>730466696hopefully she does it naked
Which game is Plum from?
>>730466696And we have a last minute donation.. 10000 DOLLARS FROM NIGGERMAN WITH NO COMMENT! WE JUST REACHED OUR INCENSITIVE CAN I GET A HOIYYYYPE
looks like he's fapping lol
>>730466717DING DING DING DING!
>>730466680more circles
>>730466787Cum in Plum Kingdom
>>730466751no, that can't be right...
>>730466787game...?
Didn't this used to get like 100k viewers on twitch
>>730466787She is from Chenso Club, a side scrolling action platformer roguelike. The reason the game didn't sell well is because you don't actually meet Plum until you're a ways into it.
>>730466842Stop noticing.
Do redditors even enjoy modern GDQ?
Does anyone remember that one GDQ where they thought saying Chef was the peak of comedy?
>>730466821
>>730466842speedrunning is dying...
>>730466876Reddit is the last bastion of people who still mindlessly defend and enjoy GDQ
>>730466842more. viewers and donations are somehow strongly negatively correlated. the few remaining viewers must all be rich
>>730466842used to easily pull in 200k+ viewers in American primetime hours
>>730466842just 5 years ago this would have gotten 200k views
>>730466842Now imagine without the bots
how does spike know deep details of every speed run ever
>>730466696imagine thinking this is what your karaoke is worth
>>730466876No. The /r/speedrun subreddit is pretty quiet about GDQ, far more quiet than usual. Its just the same two shills (one of which is a volunteer for GDQ as its in their tag), just making constant threads saying "WOW WASNT THAT AN AMAZING RUN? BEST RUN EVER!!!" with like 5 replies, one of them being the other shill.
this isnt a speedrun, its just playing the game but going as fast as possible
>>730466876Oh.. my..Give it up for runners: Anarchyasf and Lazlotus, followed by Couch Co: DispatchDiva and Buffalo_Boone and Sapphire_In_Pink.I legit got 5 minutes into watching it and said to myself "Yup.. this is going to be one of THOSE GDQ runs".Within minutes the jokes, laughs, memes and more were out of control (in a good way).Completely going off wheels and made me howl with laughtersAll the time this run was going, chat was absolutely losing it as well!Also, getting not just getting Player 1's truck stuck in the fencing.... when we tried to save them, Player 2 got THEIR truck stuck as well... before popping out and saving both!~And also with a very verticle pillar ending!If you want some laughs and silly fun, watch this run!!!!
>7 minutes long>2:10 minutes currentlyOverestimate confirmed.
>>730466934For all of Spike's faults, he is a real one when it comes to speedruns.
>>730466876I saw some that liked American Truck Simulator, so yes.
>>730466973>its just playing the game but going as fast as possibleSo likethey're running the gamewith speed?
>>730466973those are the best speedruns you retard showing the game actually being played fast
>>730466934he has 50 weeks a year to do nothing but study them all
>>730466934He doesn't he only knows about bing bing wahoo/various other tendie games
>>730466787Game?
>>730467015Those are the only relevant skill-based speedruns.
>>730467015aka the only good speedrun games
>last level is 7 minutes longwell we're already going overestimate thenI am convinced someone in the GDQ staff is just lowballing the estimates massively this year, there's no way we keep getting this many overestimates purely by coincidence
Someone donate under the name nintendo Radio operator and say something heinous in morse code
>4 minuteshe's not going to make it is he?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Just tuned in. Glad I missed Spike. Surely he's not on the DK run next.... right?
>>730466842GDQ is a charity first and an entertainment stream second. Stop complaining
>>730467080IDK Spike usually plays DK games
>>730467058He didn't even choke a lot, just 2 unintentional deaths and a microchoke here and there. This should've been at 2:25 or 2:30.
>>730466861Indeed. Thank you.
>>730467080anon...
How can any of you like spikevegeta? He’s so fucking annoying.
i'm back what i miss?chart?
whats the best speedrun of all time?
plum's game flopped btw
>>730467080Yes, he will be. If you want to see who will be on the couch in the upcoming runs they are listed on the website's schedule. The only other game he'll be on the couch for is SM64 tomorrow.
Are we about to be...OVER ESTIMATE???
>>730467174rocko
>>730467156How slow does time really move for them
>>730467174My speedrun which is next!
>>730467179yeah and I also flopped gallons of cum into plum's cunny
>>730467156
got to 1mill last night, only got 200k since then. Good.>>730467174not rocko but close
>>730467148A good donation incentive would be to see some semi-professional boxer just beat the ever-loving shit out of cuckbejita
Uuuuuhhh estimate bros?
OH LAWD SAY IT WITH ME NOW!
>>730467231>missed that DS run FUCK
OVER
>30 seconds leftSay it with meOVER
>>730467174Is this the guy that played a pre-recorded run and tried to pass it off as live?
Can we all agree to blame Spike for this over estimate?
>>730467202I don't get how, it seemed so tight
>Scale the wall
>>730467124Checking on speedrun.com, this category has a world record of about 2:11, so they really only gave him 4 minutes of leeway from a world record run?
RATE THE RUN
>>730467251Gone. Just like the odds of us playing video games.
OVER ESTIMATE
F runfuck tendies
>>730467285ESTIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
Shoutouts to the tech team.
>>730467339B
throwing bowser into the fucking sun, that's cold luigi
Is Bowser a good boss? Do the Koopas, Hammer Bros etc enjoy working for him?
>>730467339B for Buper Bario Balaxy
>>730467289only the DLC
>>730467339D over estimate and spike wouldn't shut up
Over estimate...
>>730467339C
>>730465562D+First three days gotta be the worst start in the gdq history.
>>730467339A
>>730467339B cuz I can't stand spikevegeta
>>730467339L for Luigi
>>730467339A. Can't hold tech crew against him
>>730467339ZZZSpikevegeta + over estimate + annoying audience.
>>730467339D because Spikepoojeeta
>OVER ESTIMATE
>>730467339F for overestimate
>>730467339S. Estimate was really tight for this run so I don't care if he's over it
>>730467339C, spike gave me a migraine
>>730467339F
>>730467339B, spikevegeta lower it by 1 point
>>730467345nintendo fans be like>this is the worst thing imaginable but i like the game, comfy!!!
>>730467339A. I don't care as much about overestimates now because I am convinced it's the GDQ staff putting the estimates really low this year
i didn't like the energy of this runsomeone incorrectly said maimai was forced energythis run FELT like ACTUAL forced energy
>>730467339C, good background noise
>>730467339A- or B+, hell just somewhere between A and B
>>730467339A it was okaydude still ran it faster than the guy at RTA
>>730467339D
>>730467418Nothing is worse than opening with Rubiefart running Shadow of the Colossus.
>>730467339B love me some Galaxy and it was fun to watch despite the obnoxious host and the shitty jokes
>>730467381I think they mention it in the mario & luigi rpgsI don't remember tho haha
>>730467339A I actually like spike. He's the last bit of soul left in gdq
>>730467339C-
>>730467339A for me, spike doesn't annoy me that much
>>730467339A nice run
>>730467339B->>730467369i enjoy this plum
Can we add something to the Chart that denotes when it involves spikev? Seriously can't stand the twat.
Might be the last of Rosalina posting unless I decide to actually wake up for Mario 64 tomorrow.
>>730467339SSS for overestimatrans rights
>>730467335It's just retarded.
Does /v/ actually enjoy AGDQ or are they watching to see if another chair sniffer moment happens
>>730467339B, the joke donos were obnoxious, but I liked the 2 player star strats.
>>730467504your probably autistic if fake laughing is soul
>>730466876Probably not. GDQ is more like ResetEra with the hyper communistic enforcement of their rules an forced positivity that killed their traffic all the same
stop WOOOOOOOOOOOOoh my god it's obnoxious
>>730467381In Mario RPG the few good troops you find in monster town apologize for leaving-showing that they have kids now and Bowser says it's fine. His chain chomp is super happy to see him in booster tower tooHonestly I think the only time we've seen Bowser being mean to them is in the movie.
>>730467486name 5 things that happened in the run
>>730467341I'll emulate the wii later I swear karla
>>730467339F, overestimate + spike + bingbing wahoo
>>730467339B-not bad
>>730467339AIncredible despite somehow being over estimate
Rosalina is mid
>>730467381It's been years since I played Mario RPG but I think he was a decent boss there?
>>730467339C+
>>730467339A - nice comfy run whenever the donos didn't hijack the stream
>>730467339I'm doin' him an A
>>730467339I was in and out during most of it, but it seemed alright. About a C.
>>730467339S for STAR GET!
Cute gamer bib
>>730467339S
she gib u this lookwat do
>>730467339B i liked the commentary but over estimate
>>730467186What the fuck. He's such a self inserting cunt. 2 prime time runs back to back. >DK sing along incentive with Kung FuSpeaking of self insert cunts
>>730467462I've seen Jhay runs before mostly at ESA and he does not act like this at all. This is him putting on a performance for GDQ, like every other runner. And of course the king of being performative, Spike.Just your typical GDQ "WE'RE HAVING SOOOO MUCH FUN" forced toxic positivity shit.
>>730467591orgasm from my clownishly enlarged penis
This guy looks like he is about to explode
>>730467339Cgood run but Spike and the Donation Broad on top of heavy shilling killed a lot of the enjoyment I'd otherwise have
>>730467339D. Too much incentive shilling and trying to humor the unfunny Nintendo family bit. Being generous with a D because it should be an F, but the faults weren't the runner's fault.
>SingalongPlease don't meet this incentive
>>730467591-orgasm from my clownishly veiny penis
>>730467591
>>730467671Can she even sing?
>>730467658run
>>730467658Shes ugly
Rubiehart's on screen, time to post pits
>>730467565Luigi got starsHe died that one time Nintendo "jokes" never stoppedThat cool 2D section with the gravity changesInfinite underwater spins
I FUARKING LOVE TEXTILES
Sharing my favorite Daisy
>>730467719so yummy i want to put my cock in there
that's not even how X looks in x8
>>730467339B for Bowser
>>730467534Honestly this. Can spike have his own marker? I turn a run off the second I see him there
They should make Sonic themed diapers
how did we get here
>>730467719that is one ugly ass human being
>>730467745cute
>>730467658
why doesn't daisy have a mainline 3d game
>>730467462That's Spikevegeta for you
>>730467797Utterly fucking soulless. Bobby is the worst
>with kung fu fu-FUTA?
>>730467713She can't play video games. That hasn't stopped her forcing runs in
I'm kind of ticked off that whatever Metroidvania block they seemed to be planning for the last day got shoved in to the graveyard shift.
is chrono trigger even a speed run or?
Ah, total cringe kino saturation
>>730467745Daisy is pretty cute
>>730467763He's got to take part in like 20% of the runs at this point right? It's absurd
>>730467797IT STARTS WITH ONE FREAK
>>730467339Overestimate but still a solid A
>>730467713They said she'd been practicing all week, so we're gonna find out soon.
have they ever not hit an incentive
>>730467928I genuinely want to know what pmg is up to nowadays
>>730467945many times, they just get memoryholed
>>730466876the modern redditor is completely different from the ye olde atheist fedora tipping steampunk brony "thanks for the gold kind stranger" redditor of the past
>>730467945yesit happened this year too
she gib u THIS lookwat do
>>730465842>>730466068Reminder she didn't need to COMPETE
>>730467945Many incentives don't get met. I can't recall if they ever didn't hit a bonus game though. They always just stall for it.
>>730467945no, the {yeti} wont allow it
>>730467945I'm pretty sure there have been a couple and it was appropriately mocked.
>>730468019rub my cock against those lips
>>730468047alright /v/kill, fuck, marrygo
>bananza speedrun
>>730467945game/actual run incentives get met 99% of the timebonus stuff for games doesn't always
Bros, I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>730467838Agreed.>Is paraded around as GDQ's token black after Coolmatty was confronted on x for being a hypocrite after he started ranting about other speedrun event's "lack of diversity" when the GDQ prior had zero black people on it. Bobbeigh was their answer.>Was a sex pest at ESA but was still hired>Thinks changing his name from Blacktastic to Bobbeigh will cause people to forget that>After being banned from ESA he went crawling back to GDQ, the organization that cucked him out of runs time and time again, including dropping his Bloodstained run because they had "no time" then adding an even longer Pokemon Diamond run in its place.He's just such a sell out, suck up, cuck who licks his master's boots. The speedrun equivalent of an Uncle Tom. GDQ fucks his runs over and over and he just takes it.
>>730467910Easy.REPLY TO THIS POST WHAT YOU WANT TWEETED AT SPIKE
>>730466174Post their better versions
>>730468019rapidly break eye contact
>>730468118Woah, it's the Jackass guy!
>keep asking @grok to find me examples of people who've actually received prizes from GDQ>it keeps just giving me this one example over and over despite me telling it to find different ones
I can’t stand another Spikevegeta run, I’m going to bed, goodnight all.
>>730468118SameJust like I miss Feasel and that goblin that was Golden
>>730468171We will never see her again.
>>730468149This is the best I can do
>>730468171mommy
>>730468173I never really thought about this, where are the people who win AGDQ prizes?
>>730468173The only time I've ever legit received a prize at a speedrun event was ASM and it was a free voucher for some rock climbing experience and I'm not even from Australia, so I gave it to some Australian in a discord server I'm in.
>>730468171>crashes your event, with no survivorskek fucking attention whore
>>730468173>asking an LLM logical questionsI think you're more retarded than the LLM
>>730468171'member when Ed straight up called her prize mommy at the end of the marathon
>>730468118I don't. I don't miss anyone
>>730467524This. Spike would be based if he were surrounded by bros. He's doing the best he can with the cards he is dealt.
>>730468273@grok put a bikini on this guy
>>730468173Its just normie kids who aren't really onto "hurr durr I post everything I do online", they probably don't even have social network accounts
>>730468250that PC prize from a while back is definitely in a staff member's house
>>730468289Not even Blueglass?
>spike during DKNot only that, the entire run is going to be >We REALLY need to hit the sing a long incentive guys!!!!!
>>730468250by a strange coincidence, most of the high ticket prizes end up in the hands of the staff.
>>730468289good work agent 47
>>730468118only staff member with good instincts, probably why he quit this shit
>"the speedrunners we invite on our stage are god tier gamers">runs are constantly over estimatekek
>>730468171never really watched ESA but didn't she say she wasn't going anymore because of getting creeped on?
you are donating for the singalong, right anons?
>>730468384Okay, but just him
>>730468250In a segment yesterday Spike was showing a quilt as a prize and he said "I'm gonna take you home, except that would be illegal". I'm not sure if that was a joke or if he just caught himself admitting to taking stuff and tried to recover
>>730468171It's absolutely shameful to see GDQfags salivate over Kentucky Fried Chicken when ESAkings have this titty monster
>>730467415>>730467475>>730467606
Okay I'm sorry but I need to get this off my chest: I don't like ocremix songs.
Done quick
Speaking of prizes, what should I get?
Best they can get is a ZFG name incentive for either Zelda N64 game. Pathetic.
>>730468289Autism moment
>>730468392I was on the fence, but you've convinced me to pass on this run.
>>730468270>"I've brought up safety concerns multiple times during multiple events and they've fallen on deaf ears">FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PULL YOUR TITS OUT TO SHOW ME SOME EPIC PRIZES
>>730468456same
>>730468250>>730468439from a quick google a lot of people who "win" end up not recieveing the prizes.
>>730468473Shove the money up your ass and record it.
>>730468392>haha wow spike I saw how supportive you were of my incentive, let's have sex
>>730468427Yes and it killed the event, its still trying to recover.
>>730468525Post hand
OUGH
>>730468520>believing the lies of an e-whore
>>730468525>IT'S *HER* FAULT I CREPT ON HER, BECAUSE I CANNOT CONTROL MY INNER GORILLA NIGGERSit down, Ahmed.
>>730468525UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
when is clint stevens gonna do his run? saturday?
>Around 24 hours left of GDQ.
>>730468525good morning sir
>>730468509Based. This is for you.
>>730468473These were made with the cheapest yarn possible. I'm not a fan of amigurumi but it's supposed to be a thicker softer yarn, these would still be ass, but better ass.
Bros, I NEED to donate to help meet the Kungfufruitcup incentive. What should my dono message say?
>>730468629Can't believe that twink came crawling back for Mario Kart World
>>730468629a-anon-kun...
Since this DK game was made by the Odyssey team, will there not be a new 3D Mario for several more years?
>You can beat the gsme without collecting one bananaThat seems like very bad design
>>730467945>>730468034
AGDQ 2026 is almost over
Bit embarrassing for the console to see the frames drop here.Run seems cool though.
>>730468669Don't forget to dial 8!
>>730468692Does it?
>>730468602BZZZZZZZzzzzzzz
>>730468669I'm a giant simp
>>730468683you know they can work in multiple games at the same time...
admit ityou liked Bonanza
>>730468664Wut? Spike was married?
>>730468698GOODI want ESA to come sooner
>>730468682what, they can't seriously still be mad about the fire alarm? that was a decade ago!
forced energy
>>730468608She's literally the wife of a former staff member.You also need to have a sub-90 IQ to think the reason she brought it up was specifically for her benefit instead of being the first to expose how haphazard and mismanaged the event was, which was only exacerbated by every other person that spoke about it afterwards. You are a complete fucking retard, shut the fuck up already. You've been calling her an attention whore since the doc went public.
>>730468683That's the implication, yes.
>>730468692Okay, Jonathan Blow
>>730468698Bro? Your ESA?
I didn't realize the DK Bananza run was longer than Odyssey even though you don't even need the bananas. Just goes to show how much of Odyssey is shitty filler.
>>730468669Can she even sing? The way she strains her voice just speaking makes me feel like she can't.
This game feels like splatoon in terms of movement and art style/palettes
>>730468171take me back
>>730466567how were the runs today? I left after Sly Cooper
>>730468427This is what fat titty shaming has gotten us. Men, women and children used to be able to enjoy big breasts without anyone getting hurt. What did these innocent women ever do to make (((them))) hate healthy boobas?
Serious question, who’d win in a fight? The world’s strongest silverback gorilla or an average African elephant?
Fun Fact: Spike's sister is (was?) a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.
I don't know if you guys have realized this but this GDQ is almost over
>>730468798Actually what the fuck happened to Keiz
>THIS is the 10/10 games tendies shit themselves overHoly cope
>>730468756Ok simp
>>730468745That's a fake story. What happened is that he punched the organizer in the face after his girlfriend was denied on the couch
The movement in this game looks really tight and fun.
>>730468427>>730468525Reminder that this is the incident she spoke out on:>Three men who weren't part of ESA but were in the hotel that hosts ESA said some harrassing comments towards her>This happened elsewhere in the hotel, not in the ESA event place>Lovare goes to ESA security/safeguarding>Tells them about the incident>She says they "did nothing except tell me to take it up with the hotel staff and security">They told her that because they have no legit authority to eject them from the hotel they're not actually security guards>She proceeds not to do that, instead stays quiet and does a metoo months later
Holy shit the rock was actually a cunny?!
>slamming boys
>>730468793>d'awwe man>found out again!
>>730468773Most of the world's (layers) have an actual endpoint. I think when more people get around to playing it, you'll see a lot more praise for the game.
>>>/wsg/6069115
>>730468737technically still is
>>730468826What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
>>730468838>mfw
>>730468839cucked to death by the death note ghost
>>730468736I really didn't. I didn't like Odyssey either though.
give it to me straight /v/is this game actually good?
>>730465476Does Luigi put out for Daisy?
>>730468698At this point, the event is set in stone, no matter what at this point it probably won't alter your overall thoughts on the event. Especially because the final day is always the worst day. So, how would you rate the event?
>>730468839https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAMhUyLwD4k
I want to fuck the female ape
its true if you collect every banana in this game you waste around 50min to 1h in just the animation?
>>730468907Finally someone who also thought odyssey was not good
Spike got a divorce? What the fuck. He still hosts her after his SNES mania streams. Are you fucking telling me he's sending me to this chick's stream for no fucking reason?
>>730468872You purposefully aren't bringing up she also said she was sniffed then put in a room with someone with no explanation where afterwards she found out he was an alleged groper.
>>730468904It's crazy that this is true except for him being dead
God this redesign sucks. That is NOT donkey kong
Where're best Pauline pics?
>singing dono reader
>>730468963Cuckvegeta isn't just a nickname, its the truth
>>730467231What happened in 12 bananas?
So how do they explain Donkey Kong kidnapping Pauline in Donkey Kong if they're le friends?
>>730468979>sniffed
>>730468908I liked it a lot.
>>730468872lmao fucking holes man
>>730468847thats because of the cunny
>>730468996Why?
>>730469016DK's daughterwife
>>730468956I just find Odyssey/Bananza tedious as hell. I'd take 3D World over them any day.
>>730469031That was Cranky and Lady.
>>730468838>I don't know if you guys have realized this butand that's a good thing. getting tired of these find X stars with Y spikes...
>>730469031he was in heat and you can't hold animals morally accountable
>>730468773I still remember when people were calling it a tech demo compared to Odyssey despite being longer with less padding.
>>730468904>>730468993I hate Keiz but being cucked by what amounts to a schizophrenic delusions is brutal.
>>730468979>sniffed>>730469037
>>730469031They retconned it so that Jumpman and Lady are Mario and Pauline's grandparents
>>730468838Goodevery half-a-year it feels we're scraping that bottom of the barrel a bit more, and this AGDQ was no exception
>>730469114And that's why I love it. Fuck Keiz
>>730469028Nothing interesting. Bad game, bad runner, over estimate, and not in a "so bad it's funny" way unless you cackle uncontrollably whenever there is a tranny onscreen.
>>730469083i'm retarded and it takes me way too long to do those. it takes forever for the different shapes/spike counts to register with me
>>730468881I already 100% it after I got it on black friday. It's way better than Odyssey overall, there is way less repetitive shit. The final bonus level was too short though... it needed another boss fight
>>730469114What???
I hate these artifically hyped up GDQ crew runsGive me more like the Amnesia run, or the black guy with the dead family sitting alone and playing Super Metroid
>spikevegeta on the couch yet again
>>730468979And then GDQ hired him (not kidding, you just saw him)
>>730469114nah fuck himsmug cunt
...is he aware he's screaming COÑO?
Fuck YOUUUUUUUUU
>just tuned in and>just unmuted and>just looked over andthe most useless low quality type of post.
I love the movement in this game
>>730468838ESA in four weeks
Wish they made a Venom or Hulk game reskin of this game.
I JUST GOT HOME WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CHARTWHERE WHERE WHERE
>>730469204His partner literally saw a ghost and decided that the only way to get rid of the ghost was to leave Keiz
Damn that's some slick tech
>>730469120he just picked up a bottlecap
>BRRRRRAPwhat did spike mean by this
>>730469256just catched this postso true hidden
>>730469224>>730468664
>>730469268It was just me washing the windows
>>730469252rude
>>730469120this is just the classic fatass bending over technique to conceal crack, I know because I do it all the time.
>>730469237Imagine if they were playing Pollón's game
>>730469256ThisEspecially the "Haven't watched GDQ in years but wow has there always been so many troons here?"
Imagine the whiff
I got this weird, sick feeling whenever donations talk about smashing cancer or whatever, when the money's just going to retarded people's paychecks
>>730469189I much prefer it to Odyssey, I didn't bother with 100% in that but enjoyed doing so in Bananza. End game segment is kino and there could never be enough IMO. Didn't bother with DLC though. Meh.
Tonight’s runs have been good anyone who is mad is just committed to being miserable.
This game is kinda ugly desu
>>730469274>these are the people shouting trans rights every 30 seconds
>>730468289Are you sure he's really easy to miss
is it true K.Rool just wants total monkey death?
>>730469390What a trainwreck this VN is
>>730469274Imagine being out-macked by a fucking ghost.
I know it won't happen but I'd fucking LOVE for the singing incentive to be missed. Really take her down a peg
>we're gonna take this nut
>leave for 2 and a half hours to avoid spike>come back>spike screeching about donkey kong Even worse than screeching about mario.
>>730469446why?
Nu DK looks gay.
>>730469274>emray has mentioned a ghost, but refuses to elaborate on who this ghost is, or what dating this ghost constitutes>This ghost is a fictional character from the Death Note seriesHOLY SHIT my fucking sides you lads weren't kidding Dating her own schizophrenic hallucination
>>730469483
>>730468839To elaborate more:>GF tried to metoo him>This was after he was gloating on twitter that Lovare metoo'd ESA>She was too nuts to make him stick>Keiz took her to court and won>People starting coming out with their own Metoo stories of his GF>GF was ran off the internet>Keiz has effectively quit speedrunning>Just does regular Pokemon streams or "challenge streams">Hasn't been to GDQ since SGDQ 2024>Seems a bit bitter against GDQ and his so called "friends" because they believes his ex over him and GDQ dropped him QUICK>On the same day the GDQ schedule was released, where it was revealed Adef is running Pokemon Emerald in the finale, which is known to be "his" game, the one they kept declining after he went giga over estimate and fucked the schedue in the finale, he double posted this on x and bluesky
>>730469459Same{/spoiler]
>>730469459more like total everything that isn't him death
spike is unironically one of the better game commentators because he explains everything but all the screeching and constant chatter from him is unbearable
>>730469415it is
>>730469453>>730469469>>730469526im watching the drive video from the pic for the first time and I can't imagine enduring this bitch for a day
>>730469453>people
>>730469446I think it looks pretty good, but I don't care for how washed out/the anti soul gas or whatever. Makes the colors look more muted and less vibrant than I'd like.
>>730469539you sound like a woman, shitting up the thread with this gossip
>>730469446Agreed.>>730469497It's a very muddy looking game full of awkward palette choices.
>>730469497Just not a fan of the color palette and constant particle effects
I fucking hate what miyamoto did to donkey kongfuck this horrible gamethis is not my donkey kong
>glitch over half the levels>collect no bananas>still longer than Odysseyembarrassing
>>730469581I don't think he's capable of speaking at a normal volume.
>>730469590forgot to add she's going nuclear because keiz said>oh you spilled a drink12 min video
>>730469590It actually makes me feel sorry for Keiz and glad he managed to stop her from ruining his life.
>>730469256>i like this run>rate>where is the chart>my runs up next!>say with me>migged
this game looks like crap honestlyI can't believe people bought a $500 console to play this
Fucking filthy monkeys.
>>730469475>getting pegged by fruitcup god i wish
>>On the same day the GDQ schedule was released, where it was revealed Adef is running Pokemon Emerald in the finale, which is known to be "his" game, the one they kept declining after he went giga over estimate and fucked the schedue in the finale, he double posted this on x and blueskyI had no idea about this part. That's HILARIOUS. Get absolutely wrecked you fucking cunt
>>730469274It’s crazy she actually can communicate with ghosts like that. Does she have a going into anime machine?
>keep those bananas cumming everyoneOk calm down whore
>>730469653that's thread culture
>>730469590>>730469636Make you realize why Keiz looks like he does and acts like he does being an oversensitive bitch, he was constantly shamed and gaslit by a crazy gf, no wonder he was always defensive.
>>730469653I would take all of them over this thread’s sewing circle bullshit of interpersonal behind-the-scenes drama. What a load of wank.
>>730469653WHERE IS THE CHART
>>730469256>open stream>X>close streamthe best and most high quality type of post
>>730468928I'm just here to hang out with you guys and watch cringe
>>730469614>it's le bad because....it just is ok!
tabarnac is a quebecois curse wordBANNED
>>730469590If it's any consolation he surrounded himself with people like this willingly.
>>730469581>>730469620A few events ago we timed how long he was silent for while commentating. He never made it to 10 seconds
>>730469703a bitch like that could mindbreak any man and not in a good way
>>730469653my run's up next!
This.
ngl it was ludokino when Geoff's Award Medley ended with 'Breaking Through'
holy fuck that eel is so fucking hot
>listening to spikevagina for back to back runs
>>730469653>when's RuneScape I wouldn't change a single thing about them
>>730469256Rate this post
>>730469805I wanted it to be Kong Bananza.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmvODNB4G-0
the success of botw did irreparable damage to nintendo
>>730469802>They raise more money for charity every yearWRONG
WE'RE BREAKING THROUGHDOWN TO THE CORENO STOPPING US NOT ANYMORE
>>730469802>they raise more money for charity like, every yearthey raise ADDITIONAL money, maybe, but they haven't broken a donation record in a while
>>730469845those stupid posts made me actually try OSRS
>>730469874Explain
>>730469801Good luck. Mine is after that.
>>730469672Good but not as good as >getting a handy from RubieHart during a matinee showing of Wicked: For Good
>>730469874This, fuck BOTW. An open-world DK game?What were they thinkiiiiiing
imagine making a collectathon where collecting things is actually entirely pointless
>>730469805It works in the game too, as the finale/credits song.
>>730469816Could be worse. GDQ for a couple of years was basically just this freak attention whoring 16 hours a day
>>730469874Nintendo now only makes two games:>Botw with a different skin>Mario Odyssey with a different skin
>30 fpsWtf
>>730469967No, they don't.
>>730469967Okay, retard
>>730469874rent free lol
>>730469962What happened to her?
>>730469936>I want arbitrary impassable barriers
>>730469969It drop from 60 to 30 at certain points on that fight because of the frame buffer
>>730469874I hate open world so much it's unreal
>>730469962At this point I'd take this over spike
>>730469936They give you skills and you need them to get the true ending. You can't enter the post-game challenges unless you have enough
>>730469967>>Mario Odyssey with a different skinName five.
>>730469967wrong! they made a shitty sony game with metroid prime 4
MY CAT LEFT A DEAD MOUSE IN MY BED, FUCKING CUNT
downloading symphony of the night to play it on my 3ds
>>730469960May not have been iconic as a David Wise soundtrack but i still enjoyed a lot of the tracks in the game. I think Forest Layer music is pretty underrated. For some reason, that area is when the gsme really clicked for me
>>730470061Based
>>730470059No, they didn't.
>>730470007even the GDQ trannies couldnt stand fucking protomagicalschizo anymorethats literally it
>>730470061cheesed to meet you
>>730470010ITS A FUCKING VIDEO GAMEEVERYTHING WAS PLACED ARBITRARILY>starts raping you and breastfeeding youYOU'LL LEARN TO SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO, YOU STUPID RAPEMEAT BITCH.
How heartbreaking, I hope she doesn't feel bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XAZ79a5Sa8proto hosted this panel. I miss xir...
>>730470061perform life saving maneuvers
>>730470061He's trying to bring you dinner.
>tendies fucking seething for making fun of their friendslmaoDon't you cultists have a famitsu sermon to attend?
>>730470061it's a giftand you're upset?
>host is audibly tired and can't keep up with Spike anymoreThis pleases me
>>730470061pics or it didn't happen
>>730470007>herUhh sweaty you mean THEMThey're 72 different personalities sharing a body
>>730470038>They give you skillsthat's another thing, having a skill tree in a fucking platformer of all things is baffling
>>730470061Bro he's just trying to pay his rent.>>7304700683ds can emulate ps1?
>>730469934DK64 is a dogshit game too, don't care what you think
>>730470061good cat. My kittens had their first kill last week proud of those tiny sisters
>>730470079Focus, S
>>730470138Yeah, we don't care about you either.
>>730470101She's been feeling bad. She's hit the wall and the last serious relationship she had was ruined when she cheated on him with an Indian guy
>>730470128>THING BAD >why?>IT JUST IS OK
>>730470007Was too mentally ill even for GDQ. They now go by the name "The Double Gear System" a series of multiple alters. One of which is a male who keeps misgendering proto and retransitioning them to a man. After that GDQ was like nah.
>>730469934There were still structured level in DK64
>>730470156qrd?
>>730470061
>>730470138hello? based department?
>>730470101oof you think she's warming her voice up right now, thinking she's up next in 45 mins, not knowing that she's 20 grand off?
>>730470131>3ds can emulate ps1?on paper the new 3ds can, as far as i know it struggles with 3d games so i want to see how it works with a 2d one
>>730470201There are in Bananza too.>>730470221Embarrassing.
>>730469786>>730469620>>730469581The worst part is he doesn't even have the excuse of autism. He KNOWS he's unbearable and can't stop talking, such as when he comments about himself needing to shut the fuck up at times, but STILL chooses not to stop. I swear he just gets more unbearable every event.
>>730470201And there are in Banaza too.
>>730469874Agreed
>>730470218Chat is this real? Greetings from Germany.
>>730470101All me.
>>730470215>Kungfu dating a Luigi's Mansion speedrunner named Firedragon>both are friends with a Sonic speedrunner named Talon>Kungfu cheats on Firedragon with Talon>shenanigans ensue
>>730470105>>730470116>>730470131LEAVE IT AT THE DOORDON'T BRING IT TO BED, LET ALONE INSIDE IT
Them not meeting the Kung Fu singing goal will be hilarious, such an ego blow to her.
>>730470225>$30,000 for one songwhat were they thinking?
>>730470226A Japanese lolicon made this.
>>730470225She's probably doing throat exercises right now....
>>730470246banjo kazooie will always be better
>>730470269That shit was years agoFiredragon was faggy anywayDidn't she actually date Talon for awhile or did they break up
>>730470323Than DK64? I totally agree.
>kung fu in the back room crying a single tear in her pauline cosplay when the donation goal fails
>>730470197Imagine naming yourself off a shitty gimmick from Megaman 11 and taking it completely seriously while forcing others to treat it seriously.What a joke of a human being.
>>730470313All the incentives are boring and not worth it. It was $20k for a 1 minute boss fight in octopath traveller yesterday
>>730470313yeah they're fucking insane lmaoit's not even an [ OPERA SINGER ] , it's just a member of staff
>>730470336>That was years agoOnce a cheater always a cheater
>>730470101>>730470225This could be the ego blow of the century
>>730470283>>730470283>>730470283Go to the next layer
>niggas really thinking the yeti won't come to save the day or stall for HALF an hour
>>730468793>>730469214>>730470226damn this is making me want to play it. Don't have a Bitch 2 unfortunately
>>730470336>That shit was years agoNever let her live it down
>>730470392Only retards will deny this.
Reminder at SGDQ 2019 and AGDQ 2020 they had an incentive for an actual singer to sing Snake Eater during the Snake Eater run credits. The total needed to be raised was less than what Kung Fu is asking to sing right now.
>>730470365>game and shout puts his brutish hand on her shoulder and tightens his grip enough to wrinkle her hand-made cosplay>a deal's a deal, "pauline"
>>730470061My cat did that before plus several birds
>>730470336>That shit was years agothat shit is for life
>>730470278GDQ has a choiceTo dip into their "funds" and meet the incentive to keep their main camwhore happyOr to let it slide through and let her forever be known her place
>>730470476>an actual singeryou mean that asian bitch? she was like head of HR at GDQ, not a singer, it was just as much of a nepo thing as this
>>730470336>That shit was years ago>Firedragon was faggy anywayGood morning, saars. Please forgive the Kungfu cheating on the Timmy with the Brahmin BVLL
>730470330Irony is lost on janny.Or he's butthurt about being called out considering the amount of blogging faggotry that doesn't get deleted.
>>730467928The days of this dumbfuck shitting up any and all runs possible were a chore
>DUDE
>Robert will never break
$1000 from anonymous HYPE
>>730470283>>730470283>>730470283mig before it's too late
>>730471329I'll never mig.
I have it muted. The body language of the crowd tells me this was a bad idea. Spike could barely even look at her lol
>>730468847So fucking glad this shit didn't win GOTY.