Now: Legend of Zelda: Majora’s MaskNext: Chrono TriggerLater: Super Mario 64: Learn Fast, Have Fun!Streams:https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwchttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730470283
the mw2 run is so solid and good just totally basedim unpausing vods of nice runs i missed when the liveshow is on cringemode
>funeral music after the singalong
Ocarina is head and shoulders above Majora's
fifth
not gonna lie, the runner in the DK hoodie jumping in to dance at the climax won me over
When's Spyro?
A cleanserhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9EarKleINw
miggin' my way downtown
Boosh!
Oh shit runnerguy on the couch for MM? Holy based.
>>730473652migging
I absolutely loved the DK Bananza karaoke.One of my favorite GDQ moments of all time, I actually felt a little emotional.
>announcer says ONE word>immediately know it's a man trying to sound like a womanDo these people know what a vocal coach is, my god
That was pure cringekino
>>730473720
y'all folx seem pretty quiet tonight...I SAID HOW Y'ALL FEELIN????!
The singing wasn't that bad. And the purple haired one is pretty cute.Mute niggers voted that voted ZZZ deserve the rope
STOP THE COUNT
miggi
>majora's mask>blindfoldedPlease be absolute choke kino
DONT DO THISI THOUGHT MM HAD IT IN THE BAG DON'T EMBARASS THE OP LIKE THIS
>>730473762wow you sound like a faggot
>>730473762I liked it too, I was expecting way worse
>>730473762ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT
why does no one vote for the superior zelda game, the wind waker
>>730473773ironically this one is biofem, just an ugly woman. it's the lady who got proposed to live like two marathons ago
>SSS SpamDid this autists favourite game get rated badly?
>>730473762Spike's body is trying to portray a "Yeah, she nailed that shit. Nothing else to say. Can't get any better than that" with those hands, but his face tells another story.
>blindfolded run
>>730473652Garland Miggs, from the White Lodge.
>>730473798I think the purple one could possibly be good alone, but together they were absolutely awfulSSS for me
>>730473846wind waker is on the last day. it's the ACE run which is 30 minutes of super swimming and pausing then jumps to credits
In case you were hoping the Chrono Trigger run would be decentLook up who the runner is that will be cosplaying
>>730473846because that's gonna be tomorrow no matter who wins this shit
>>730473762>>730473763This is what I come to GDQ for. To the people who always ask "Why do you still watch?" That's why. Because every once in a while something so cringy happens and I absorb that cringe like a vampire and it sustains me.
TIE GODS
>>730473763why didnt you put my post in the screencap asshole
he's literally me rn
Jesus christ this donation reader’s voice is disgusting sounding
Lol, wtf was that?
>>730473818wind waker would have been so much better than these two...
>>730473910What're you trying to imply? That I should prepare some lube on hand?
>>730473762should have kissed
>blindfold runinto the trash it goes
>>730473909What is ACE I've seen it floating around a lot this GDQ.
>>730473931double grim
>>730473869I'm glad this shitshow exists. Didn't they just outright not make a VOD out of it?
OoT is objectively better than MM
>>730473910what's wrong with her face?
>>730473959We got Wind Waker tomorrow thoZelda bros had it good this year, 3 games on back to back days
>>730473898when I sing in my car I make sure the music's louder than my voice so it kinda sounds like I'm killing it out there
>>730473910>Jeriandraitll gonna be a tranny
>>730473910sounds amazing. what's the problem?
Don't know if we should have moved over yet, but oh well.The age of Rosalina is over. The age of Zelda has begun.
>>730473993Both are masterpieces I prefer MM for the emotional punches it throws and excellent dungeon design
Imagine blowing money to watch dogshit like Majora lmao
This is the readerI imagined something more disgusting honestly
>>730473993trvke
>>730473993Wrong kiddo
>>730473945https://youtu.be/tKts4HE53kI?si=NJtybRZt37WUVwYk&t=29
>>730473762
> ack
>>730473935Immediate reflexive mute after that mellow Golden Sun cover they were playing, holy shit what a way to kill the mood
>>730473989At least I couldn't ffind it on Youtube.
Have we had that one donation reader that puts on that fake sultry voice? The one that drags out every word because she thinks it sounds sexy. Usually she's there every year.Just remembered her name while typing this! Nicole Goodnight. Has she been around?
>>730473986"arbitrary code execution". basically means your game is so broken that you can do shit to write new code into the game by playing the game
>>730474025WHAT THE FUCK
>>730474025>anons thought this tranny looked good
>>730474025Sometimes I have to remind myself that this is what most women look like
>>730473986arbitrary code executiondo a bunch of meaningless bullshit to inject a payload that skips you to the end
Zelda posters we are so back!
>>730474013yeah, trans species from horse to human
WHEN I SAY TRANS! YOU SAY RIGHTS!TRANS!
>we need to reach $1.4 million dollars tonight You heard them The Yetee.
Skipped this entire event. Has a single run been worth watching in a non-cringe way? I didn't recognise a single runner in the schedule
have you been excited for a run only to see the runner and think "oh no..."
What did he even say couldn't understand a word except "Godless night"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UnspeHnr8k
>>730474047>The Testerbetty spaghetti
>>730474047what?
Is that me or Spike actually cringied during singing?
finally a decent bid war
>almost $100k just on zelda bid warjesus, how did they not think of something like this til now? just make all the popular games a bid war now
>>730474025she cute
>>730473869Man now THAT'S cringe
>>730474116DE-
>>730473730Dio...
>Brawl musicWE WERE ROBBED OF KINO
>>730473993*titty twists you*
>>730474026>>730474112>can't decide if ww link or tp link is the luckiest
>>730474112I always need more Midna and Malon
>>730474116BLIGHTS!
>>730474132the karaoke after dk bananza was awesome
Would unironically get more donations just letting the Brawl theme play, than this begging
>>730474013believe it or not it's an incredibly ugly natal foid who has a heavy latex fetish
>staff's preferred game gets ahead by one dollar>AND THAT'S IT WE'RE CUTTING IT OFF THERE
>>730474108>this is what most women look likeyou meant this what most men look like
>>730474116FATS
>>730474085Kek. You could probably still find it if you digged hard enough through the twitch past broadcast VODs, but that's an absolutely pain in the ass now that they've Streamed re-runs outside the events for years.
>>730474142Basically "After this GDQ, all runs will be shit" and it was true.
>>730474125how many of the trans rights shirts do you think they sold?
>>730474197Tsunamibros...
>>730474025Self-confidence is an amazing thing
>>730473762It was way less worse than expected
For a blindfolded run I feel like Majora's might be more interesting.
>majora's maskhey I'm playing that right now, holy shit!
>>730474240I can't believe they are actually playing game music instead of covers
>>730474174what if for the duration of the marathon they have a $100,000 incentive to replace the host, and reset it every time it's met
>>730474091she's been busy ;)
>>730474197we got macbatted again bros...
>saw thumbnail of Dark Souls run on YoutubeHow was it?
>>730474282MM is the superior game but definitely the inferior speedrun
WHATCHU WANT
Favorite MM mask? For me it's my own
>>730474320Good
I'm gonna BAKA if MM wins.
>>730474283n64 games are so ugly
>>7304743081/6 good days, sad ratio
>>730474051>Spike of the Core, what is your wisdom?
>>730474331give me some of dem goobers
>>730474047>the testerthat's with professionally done hair, makeup and wardrobe
>>730473910i watched the 100% chrono trigger run at rrlat so i can cope with this
>>730474116-FORMERSMORE THAN MEETS THE EYE
>>730474331Ayo Liz can I get uhhhh get uhhhhhh extra large cheesy pretzel, low salt.
>unmute stream>dude is talking about covid>close stream
>>730474308>That karaoke score Giving the internet to India was a mistake
>>730474339the stone maskbecause it lets me grope pirate girls >:)
>>730474308What was so good about COD?
>>730474320It was kino.
what the fuck is this
>>730474209Malon or Cremia, it's a win/win
>>730474308>Not a single purple SSS runGrim
this dude looks like he molests kids
>>730474331JUNIOR MINTS PLEASE
>>730474331reeces
>>730474245Are you retarded listen to its voice? Its a man dude
looks fun
>>730474412looks like a rodent
I'm enthralled by this man's chest hair
Niggas act like Covid was the Vietnam war I swear to God bro
>>730474308>Dark SoulsQRD?
>>730474308That karaoke score is like the parting of the red sea.
I have no idea what this guys talking about so...muted
>>730474405man playing comfy boomer game with crazy movement actively ignoring the host asking stupid shit
>yeah i have this picture of mike telling the host to stall >chills
lots of talking but saying very little
>>730474325I like MM the best, but I do enjoy Ocarina randomizers by ZFG
Where is updated shart?
>>730474463Runner wore full armor, headset was on top of the plate helmet.
>rewriting history so that this was some hype moment instead of THE MOST pathetic thing to ever happen at GDQyeah you guys stalled forever, congrats!
>>730474462it killed more people
>>730474331GIVE ME YOUR HORNS
>he's counting down 10 9 8 and I realise oh no we better clear the stage and get it readyshoutouts to the tech crew. explains a lot
he’s making it sound like a cult
>>730474405It was a good run in an event full of shit runs.Thats it. We're starved at this point okay?
>As you can see, all of our customers have taken refuge. It may be my undoing, but I'm the sort of fellow who'll stay at his business through thick and thin.>And I continue standing here at the counter hoping one of my favorite customers will appear...And I wasn't wrong.>See? You stopped in.
>>730474463you run around in a dark spooky world killing enemies and collecting souls
>>730474493right here, bitch*sharts*
>anon thinks this fridge with tits is an actual womanIts no wonder you're easily tricked by trannies kek
>>730474463Dude wore a suit of armor and could barely see the whole time
>>730474294I'd unironically donate money if there was a mute the comment reader option.
>>730474339Favorite normal mask may be Garo's mask or Bremen mask, transformation is Zora. Looking it up, I didn't know they changed the model of the Garo's mask in the 3DS remake, not sure how I feel about the change.
god i hate bryanto so much it's unreal
>>730474331a water and a kitkat
>>730474331ummm ill uhhhh.... hey uh are the do the raisinets contain raisins? im allergic
HUNDREDS OF LIVES
Post covid stuff.
>>730474450Oh, it is.
>Meaningful impact>The charity is just a pamphlet printing charity
That segment changed me… I don’t hate trannys anymore
The thread really started going at lightspeed when the singing started
so yeah... rest in peace to my family
shota game
>>730474543it honestly doesn't matter if she's a woman or not she's hideo
>>730474331Jewjyfruit plox
>>730474543WOW! HOT a What Baabhabhiat
Why does a guy with a bull ring think he's in any place to lecture people on doing good in the worldYou are literally marking yourself as cattle and you want to preach about virtue. The jokes write themselves
>>730474640EL CREATIVIDAD?
>>730474640no, she's kojima
MAJORA'S MASK BROSWE... >[If OoT won]ROBBED>[If MM won] ALWAYS HAD IT IN THE BAG
this announcer sounds like an overweight lunch lady
>>730474640KOJIMA?!
>>730474615It's because we all stopped watching and voiced our displeasure
>>730474393nvm what do you think of my look?
>>730474640>Kojima transitionedIt's fucking over, bros
All the sex pests prefer MM to OoT it would seem
>>730474534>I'll take a milk>And make it double
>>730474534
>>730474640She's not a woman anon..
>>730474590OUR PAMPHLETS THAT MAKE YOU AWARE OF CANCER HAVE SAVED HUNDREDS OF LIVES
>woman dragging it out like we can't check the websiteMajora's Mask is being played
Hey faggots,My name is Link, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no lives who spend every second of their day speedrunning stupid ass games. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pixels on a CRT.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Hyrule Warriors team, and starter on my Crossbow training game. What games do you play, other than "jack off to naked men in dresses?" I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic related: It's me and my bitch.
Why are they stalling so hard
AIIIIEEE MY ANXIETY JUST TELL ME WHICH ZELDA GAME OR IT WILL TRIGGER ANOTHER PANIC ATTACK
>enough stringing you guys along>proceeds to stall further
>>730474703Good god the shoulder moles
>>730474534kino
>>730474534no game has ever made me care so much for a bunch of polygons :'(
Ugh..
oh boy the meme one
OOT fags 4ever BTFO'd
Majora's Mask is the best Zelda game
>>730474245its a guy with tons of surgeries retard
OOT is a great Zelda gameMajora's Mask is the pinnacle of gaming
This has the potential to be the best run of the event.
WE WON MM BROS
OOTsissies on suicide watch
ALWAYS HAD IT IN THE BAG!
For me it's Medli
Reminder Bubzia fakes his gimmick and everyone knows this but supports him anyways
>>730474209>>730474415Do you get to see Malon in a OoT speedrun or is she / Lon Lon skippable?
OoT bros... we lost...
yay mm
>>730474806Or the worst. Blindfold runs are one or the other.
>>730474736What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
HAHAHAOOT FAGS BTFOAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED OOTFAGS
Is the MM PC port as full featured as the OOT one yet?
>File not Trans RightsOk, good start.
>>730474820Based
ZFG, my nigga
>BOOBZIAGDQ, ban this male creature
>>730474753>trans palestinians I am never going to understand how lefties will die on a hill for a group of people that would literally murder them if given the chance it minds the boggle
Dude
Death to trannys
this threads are my favorite time on /v/, it feels cozy like the old days.
>>730474821qrd?
vidya james
MAJOR'S MASK OBJECTIVELY PROVEN SUPERIOR
He can see the game screen by the way. Don't believe his lies.
majoras mask is a tranny magnet game
>>730474749because this shit raised like 100k on its own, they don't want it to end
No pronouns on runnerguy? How did they let that through
>>730474862>PC PortYou should KYS you fucking pirate. You can just play it on VC or the 3ds remake
Can you stop?
IM A HEADBANGA
>>730474753Thank god they prioritize the most vulnerable and valuable members of the community. Trans Rights™ HYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY
Majora's Mask sucks. It never comes together as a whole, the piecemeal asset flip nature of the game shines through from beginning to end.
>majora's mask is sooo heckin' dark and mature bro all other zelda games are for kids, I grew as a gamer a long time ago so I can only enjoy serious themes and narratives on my mediums
>filename zfgwut
I can't name a duology of games more overrated than the N64 Zeldas.
>>730474891i hope he sees me call him a fag
>>he/him runner>>he/him couch and one guy isn't showing any pronouns>>she/her hostThe mandate is slipping! We need diversity! Throw an enby or a trans or fucking ANYTHING FUUUUUCK
>skipped entire intro and first dayoh so it's a non-run, huh?
>>730474543inner elbow confirms it that's a bloke not that you cant tell otherwise
The effect with the screen getting smaller as the clock tower strikes at the end of each day is my favorite effect in any video game
>>730473652
hey am i fucking crazy or did they really tone down the trans rights today, have i just been missing them? all week it was like every other sentence.
>>730474806>one little thing went wrong for .0001 seconds therefore ZZZ because fuck nuanceget ready for that
>>730474976super mario galaxy 1 and 2
>>730474984You want to be angry so bad that transpeople exist. It's hilarious.
>>730474976every playstation movie game
>>730474959i say like that and look this
>>730474976mass effect
>>730474976Anon, the last of us? Nu-god of war?
>/v/ is now complaining about the lack of trans rights
>>730474995cool opinion. did a youtuber give it to you?
>>730475001If it's overestimate it's a Z Simple as
>>730474976The best Metal Gear Solid game is a 5/10
>>730474976X-com
Oh god, I'm now remembering the blindfold OOT run that got bricked.
>>730474984Runnerguy is REAL old school, he's the "Can you stop" runner. He hasn't been seen at GDQ for years, most likely he stopped going, and has only come now to suport Bubz and refuses to put up pronouns.
>>730474823Pretty sure you don't but I'm not up to date on Any% compared to 100% cause I greatly prefer 100% (Fuck ACE)
>the choke beginsYEAH CHOKE, CHOKE
Majoras Mask is the Revenge of the Sith of Zelda games>its darker which means its better!
CHOKE
if he goes overestimate, they're gonna blind him for real
This is gonna be a choke, right? At least he's playing honestly
>>730474879based retard
Choked already
LMAO
Choooke
>restart alreadyOh boy it's gonna be one of those
>over $100,000 for this
IT'S OGRE
F
here we go
>Blindfold run instantly a shitshowWOW WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT
>>730475062That isn't a duology
>>730475108thats the neat part
>>730474984Don't worry, the host is trans
hes getting BANNED
Reset at 3:21, gg's chat
>>730475012>>730475035literally everyone calls these games shit but journalists
>3 minutes in>already resetting because he's loseholy kek
It's so over
>>730473696it's everything a GDQ run should be>entertaining>well known/liked game>cool tech/tricks/movement>runner showing off>chokes and recoveries>donations weren't obnoxious and actually enhanced the run because it was hilarious having the runner just straight up ignore the reader multiple times
You can only post ITT if you have Runnerguy on your pokemon go friendlist
chokin'
>>730475079I thought he was at ZFG's run last year. Maybe I'm misremembering.
>GDQ is an act of rebellion that takes bravery and courage
was the same guy going to play OoT if it won? did he just practice it thinking it would win?
>>730475096Stakes like that would actually make the run interesting, so it would never happen.
SONYOU'VE GOT A WAYS TO FALL
Skipping the Deku portion is such a cop out
uh ohhh...
he's not going to finish this run today
If only it was oot there would be no choke :^)
bubzia needs to fuck off from these events forever and people need to stop inviting him back>le epic hecking blindfolded meme runFUCKOFF
Oh no.
ULTRA CHOKE
grim
>CHOKE
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
>>730474734>Donation war to decide which game from probably the two most famous games of all time only gets 100k>Stupid fucking save the animals vs kill the animals which lasts 1 second used to get 4x thisThis event is so dead lol
>>730475160That's not true.
CHOOOOOOOOKE
well it's certainly authentic
>>730475043That's what your father said when you emerged from your mother's womb 9 months and 1 day after they fucked.
It's fucking over
OH NO
>>730475150nice fanfiction, shes a bio woman
What runs so far have been the biggest chokes?
oh nonononono
its the games fault, 100% (any%)
if he makes another mistake, I'm off to play MM myself - 3 -
GIVE THIS CHOKING MAN SOME WATER
>>730475009I am not angry! I am FURIOUS the GDQ staff slipped on the mandated diversity for this event. We will hold a meeting regarding this heinous error and people WILL be fired for this. If we don't have at least one, how will people know we're a progressive event? It's impossible to know any other way. Trans visibility doesn't work unless they're always on screen, and every third donation advocates for trans rights. That's just how it is, shill.
>so sure oot would win that he didn't even practice mmoh no no no
SS tier if he can't finish anything at all
I picked the worst time to tune into this shit
trainwreck incoming
OHH NO NO NOThis is going to be good.
>>730473652Hold on. 4 minutes and he is already Link? They skipped Deku?
We are averaging one choke per 2.5 minutes
what if this guy has never actually played this game blindfolded before and he just bullshitted his way to the stage
choke kino
>>730473652>Host screaming over the game while a dude tries to play it blind Gee wtf? What's going on? Why is he lost?
BUBZIA? MORE LIKECHOKEZIA
It's over
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
>MM restart%
Oh God it's so FUCKING over!
>>730474879goyim are cattle and are all meant to serve superior racesconservatives goyim serve the children of Issacand liberal goyim serve the children of Ishmael
>>730475291that would be UNWISE
>announcer trying to cover this shitshowkek
>>730475291That'd be amazing. Especially if he ends it by saying he's as fake as trannies.
>>730475308He can only hear the game audio.
>>730475260Metroid prime 3
>>730475291>Fuck, GDQ keeps denying my runs!>I know I'll entice them with a blindfold gimmick>Yay it got accepted>Fuck.. wait.. now I gotta do a blindfold run!
He is going to be here forever right?
>Clocktown barely started>Like 3 fucking resets alreadyYOU WILL KNOW PAIN
am I missing something? not seeing him choke
>>730475328truth nuke
Could you keep it together in his position, /v/?
>>730475291cody miller 2
>couch is telling him what to do now
>>730475297do not post my wife in these threads
>>730475373Not true cos he just responded to the couch guys a few minutes ago.
>Majora's Mask>1998
>Runnerguy still showing up to this messWhat's his deal
Maybe he's still doing his OoT muscle memory since the switch in the vote was so last minute
HES GETTING HELPS!CHEATINGS!
A good estimate should be an average expected time, not a maximum. If about half of runs aren't over estimate, that just means people are inflating their estimates. GDQ should also be asking for both an estimate and a worst case maximum. Some games have way higher variance.
>>730475376All of us are, anon.
Ok this is getting a ZZZ
>>730475291I've seen this guy do blindfolded zelda runs before, including at ESA, and he fucks it up every time. He usually DNFs. One time he taught Kungfu how to blindfold run.
>>730475402He reset twice before even leaving Clock Town.The very beginning of the run.
>>730475412no!
I missed the start, did this run skip the deku scrub section?
this isnt a true blind run because hes not actually blind so he just memorizes everything. let me know when someone born blind can do this
>>730475260HGSS. Deleted a necessary move on a mon and had to pause the run to fix the problem one way or another.
>>730475402it's been 8 minutes for what should've taken 2
okay, that was pretty impressive.
Why are they doing a blindfolded run if it's not perfectly predictable like Punch-Out?
>>730475402he already reset twice because he got lost. seems like we're on track now (jinx)
Well at least we know he's actually blindfolded.
only zelda games i've ever played wereZelda 2LttpAgesand OoTfavorite being Ages, never bothered with the other 3d games since they didn't appeal much to me
>>730475328kyle killed three of you kikes and he's walking free
>>730475429he like speedrunning
Have you guys never seen a Bubzia run before? He will struggle, he will make it, you will love him. Every time.
>>730475260Brawl
>>730475484thats what he wanted you to believe... its all an act!
I always wonder why they never unplug the yellow cord or the monitor for the blindfold runs
>>730475494dude...you're missing out by not playing MM...grab the pc port and go nuts.
>Friday night of the event>RPGs
>>730475463clearly says "blindfolded" not "blind". though they will be gouging his eyes out live on stage if he goes over estimate
>>730475494Surprised you haven't played Seasons, both Oracle games are A-tier
>>730475428>They really thought oot would winKek
>>730475494seasons is pretty good too
>>730475462yes but he reset 3 minutes in to protest skipping deku
>>730475308I was thinking the same, they're way too loud.
>>730475526The only blindfolded run I've seen through was that one Punch Out run.Now that was a run, let me tell you what.
>45 minsbig doubt.
What's been the best gdq blindfold run?
>>730475260brawl literally had the runner choke on showing up for his run
Can we watch the guy with interest and silence as he navigates blind? NEIN!!! You VILL listen to donation messages! Zere vill be NO SILENCE!!!! Shut UUUUPPPPPPPPPP
>>730475462Yes, starts after the first cycle
>>730475526no, I have no idea who most of these people are
>>730475549I played MM has an actual child and couldn't get out of the first town and then quit
HEY LINK
>>730475429He likes Zelda speedruns. Then he just hides in the arcade whenever there isn't on. He knows GDQ is fucked but a lot of the old guard still go and just hang in the games room away from everyone else so he goes to see his friends and support Zelda runs.
>two ChristmasesIs the shower the first Christmas?
>>730475614sekiro was actually impressive
side note if we were playing this on the mongolian version whilst in space then blablablabla stfu nerd
>>730475494Okay Awakening (DX)
>I spam F on every run and I’m not watching any of them
>>730475614Punch out. I might be a schizo but the OG ninja gaiden or was a YT vid i saw
Shout outs to Ennop who always plays the piano at this part
>>73047552616 star blindfolded was kino
>>730475635Oh, I see, you're retarded.
>>730474308maimai got a fkungfuoffkey gets a Ago fuck yourself /v/ she's never going to fuck you
Mikau bros...
>he believes blindfolded runs are real
>>730473923Because you're gay and stink like poopy.
There's no way he's completely isolated from sound, when the game's quiet there must be some sound bleeding through to him
>>730475638jerk me off with your fairy body
>>730475494link's awakening is great, check out that and OoS. the best classic 2d zeldas
>>730475678kek
>>730475634He’s done about a dozen of these things already. He did Breath of the Wild last time I saw him. Point is he’ll be fine.
>SRMi sleep
>>730475526The only one I saw he DNFed so my faith is low right now.
>>730475614Punch Out on Wii. That shit was awesome.
member that one guy who faked the blindfolded sm64 run
>>730475682>t. Monster Hunter player
>it's SRM sloprate this ZZZ for me
>>730475678He comes back to life after Majora's defeated....right?
>>730475678He died as he lived.
So he would've SRM'd OoT and beat it that way too, right?
>>730475696that would actually hinder him, audio cues are very important in a blindfold run
>>730475696I thought sound cues are ok in blindfolded runs.
>>730475626I was looking forward to Brawl since I do like the story mode
>>730475667tell me about ennop, why does he drink the milk?
Holy shit runnerguy's got a lumberjack beard now
>>730475662>>I spam F on every run and I’m not watching any of them
>>730475606Punchout blindfolded was the best run in a few years. That was fucking solid.
>SRMCRINGE
>>730475765I literally stayed up for it. Still mad
>>730475627Holy shit fuck off to your favorite 4 subscriber twitch stream then and watch them grind WR practice in silence. Don't come to a live fundraising event and be surprised the event is playing to the crowd
>>730475757Hearing a faint voice of a guy yelling "Press A!" is also beneficial so maybe it evens out
>>730474994hips alone you can tell, square ass torso >>730475792extremely true
>>730475789No you must be an incel if you replied to that message with that image
>blindfolded>two guys telling him exactly what to do and when he messes up
>>730475787He went and meditated on the highest mountain in Termina for 13 years straigh after accidentally giving Knit-chan cancer during his run in 2013
Just learned that Jaidlyn has been married for 15 years (to a dude). Feels bad.
>>730475827C DOWN NOW
>>730475584>>730475592i've tried, but every time i get an itch to replay zelda, i'd go through ages first and would be burnt by the time i hit up seasonsone of these days i'll just hit seasons first>>730475654see i also wanted to say awakening, but i dont remember if i ever beat it all the way, so i just didn't include itwhat's the difference with DX? i only remember the original gameboy one
>>730475757>stuck in corner>hear "he doesn't know he's stuck in the corner"yeah man that would totally fuck him up
i made some pizza 4 u boys to eat while u watch ur friends on the tv :)
>>730475614sekiro since it was done by the choke king himself
>>730475765>>730475817Wait, they didn't even do the run at all? Runner died IRL and didn't show up?
>>730475863that would be me. feels good
>>730475863who is the lucky guy
>>730475854pretty sure he can't hear them
>>730475854he can't hear them
>>730475845>wahhh you incel!seethe gdq mod
this dude is actually a genius, by playing a blindfolded run with audio blocked out, he can run at GDQ without having to see or hear the diphshit hosts screeching trans rights hpye
>>730475896that has to be AI
>>730475863so? the sex probably dried up long ago, she's ripe for the picking now
MONKE
>>730475863Does she bring her children to GDQ?
>>730475863no kids in all those 15 years?
>>730475931kek
>>730475878DX was built for the gbc so it has real color support and a bonus dungeon based on color based puzzles
turtle says catcrap you can't convince me otherwise
>>730475907Long story short, flaked due to performance anxiety. No show to the run despite being at the event
>>730475907Just had a panic attack and dropped out
>>730475854Wack that after years people think he's counting audio cues while somehow listening to screeching retards in the background
>>730475921>>730475845>>730475789>>730475662Don't worry. Both of you are pathetic.
>>730475912>lucky guy>guyAnon you're going to have some bad news.
>>730475931at last I finally see
Water isn’t poisoned???
im at gdq and this guy keeps the blindfold on during any tranny runs
>>730475912some dude who goes by "shovelclaws", he hosted a few runs this event
>>730475980>>730475981Why the fuck would you even submit a run if you have performance anxiety? HUH?
>>730475789b a s e d
Every once in a while, old GDQ decides to give GDQ another shot. This is one of those moments.
>>730475986she's dating a boy??
>slide unfathomably deepwas that about?
>>730475326Its only just begun silly anon
>>730475983i know right, we're watching gdq in 2025
>>730476004Not in this area
>>730476004Isn't it only poisoned further in?
>Reddit Legend Reddit Zelda: Majora's Maskhow can you watch this
>>730475863no children?
>>730475931i never even thought about thatthat is genius
Couch guy on the right needs to sew some patches on his knees.
>>730476021Eh, it happens. No sense in being upset about it.
>>730475986its a chick with a fake sausage?
>>730475921>strawmanlmao I’m not a GDQ mod I’ve never been a mod of anything I’m just making fun of you having such a worthless existence that you think spending your time in generals you hate and spamming the worst rating is meaningful. It’s pathetic and you can keep replying but it doesn’t matter; there isn’t anything you can say while holding this that makes you look like anything but a pathetic loser faggot.
>>730476076nobody has children anymore anon
>>730476021Overconfidence maybe? Perhaps the kid never has done a run in front of an audience? Idiot either way.
>>730476059faggot
>>730474994>inner elbow confirms itwhat do you mean by this?
>>730476076>>730475961>>730475959god forbid a woman chooses not to put more people in this shitty overcrowded world
>>730476071Here's a (You). don't spend it all in one place
>>730476102my parents?
>>730475854>>730475827I know you want to believe that him listening to the guys would be easier but that would not help at all. He still has to know what he is doing
>>730476025>newfag thinks he knows what old GDQ is
So I don’t know if I’m doing this right but I’m playing Hades since it’s apparently a good second monitor game for this event but all my builds revolve around dashing and leaving puddles of pink/red/purple shit on the ground. The weapons appear to be bullshit. Just mash dash and you can get away with anything. That’s all. Thank you.
>>730476098that's a lot of words, too bad i ain't reading them
>20 minutes into the 45 minutes runGrim
>more bickering not even about ratings directly, but instead about what people MIGHt rate it asecker really fucking ruined GDQ threads
>>730476090I'm not upset, just kinda baffled.
What are your pronouns /v/?
Why was he nodding when the couch was saying "This is just a backup save, it could crash"Fucking scammed
is anniversary year we getting something good right?
>>730476013>heit, don't be a bigot and properly dehumanize it by using its chosen pronouns of it/its.
BOTW is so much better than this, wow
>guard throws you to the moondamn why isn't the game about him?
>>730476149Its a gay gimmick run/skip to the end.
>>730476190He was imagining the crowd and hyping himself up
OH MY CHOKE
>>730476183Anon/Anon
:skull:
>>730476206>BOTW is so much better than this, wow...right...
>>730476183she/her unironically
>>730476137thank you
>>730476149it's SRM slop, just has to get to some random spot and he'll wrong warp to the end with fierce diety mask and 400 hearts
Imagine the succ from a deku scrub
>>730476214
>>730476235choked on purpose to restore health, he's about to go over the moon
>>730476206Trying way too hard, nephew
>>730476183gay/fag
>>730476113Good thing I don't suck at FPS
>>730476214the moon is like three feet away from the floor
>>730476183nig/ger
>>730476183toast/toaster
>>730476183this one https://pronoun.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>730476257Wrapping spider web around my cock for a succulent deku SSSucc session? Yes please
>>730476247can you touch my weiner
>>730475863>half-way attractive nerdy chick>has a husbandMany such cases, anon. She probably has 5000 backup dudes in her contacts as well.
>>730476183
>>730476183Any
>>730476006useless bastard
>>730476183fur/fag
>>730476183she/it
>>730476045He was still thinking of Banaza
>>730476309moth pussy...
Now this is autism
>>730476183chicken/wing
>>730476183troon/tran
Do not redeem moon skip saar! Bloody benchod skull kid bastard DO NOT REDEEM FUCK YOU
redpill me on blindfold runs
>>730476183im/him
CHOKE YEAH CHOKE.GIF
>>730476183ca/cam/fla/flage/camoself
GIGA CHOKE
Uh oh
>>730476183for/sen
>What do we do from hereKEK it's Sunshine all over again
>>730476183You will address me by name. If you even attempt to use a pronoun in my presence I will break you.
is he listening to the game?
I just know that ZFG is watching this choke and kekking to himself softly.o7
>>730476131Shalom
>>730476247Me too sis
>>730475931so much for that theory. you really thought these gay hosts were gonna be silent the whole time?
>>730476429cant seebut beat game
literally chokes on water
welp, it's joever, he blew it. thanks for donating!
anyone have that sped up webm of that one zelda run at ESA they left on for several hours as link clips through a door?
This is so embarrassing
>another resetKEK
I CAN SMELL IT! THE DNF
CH CH CH CHOKE
>>730476183spike/vegeta
>>730476429german autism
>BRO YOU DON'T GET IT HE JUST PURPOSEFULLY FUCKS UP EVERYTHING AND THEN MAGICALLY REACHES THE END
>>730476490>giant headphones onGee, I don't know...
Choking...I'm...choking!
>>730476491donors missed a good opportunity by making the filename zfg1
>>730476183he/him (gay)
>>730476183Heli/copter
>>730474002It's Wind Waker ACE which is going to be complete nonsense. Not really a Wind Waker run.
6...7?
>>730476183>>730476309https://pronoun.fandom.com/wiki/Uhself>uh/uh!
>>730476113stupid fucking cat
>Ready to run either Zelda gameI don't think he was ready for one
>>730476542>this was 10 years agohow time flies...
>>730476183based/god
>>730476183pe/nis
>>730476581There's always the next event champ
>>730476557i-it's RNG manipulation!
>>730476612me when i see pauline
>>730476542That was so fucking great. Top 10 moments of GDQ.
What's up with the vtuber pics
the backup is doing OoT
>>730476572what if they were mufflers
Getting real cozy in here
>>730476621I doubt he was ready for the other one
>>730476506
Too many chokes, pull it.
So the Chrono Trigger runner is 100% a tranny right?
>>730476634What... what even is this power?!
>>730476687What doth thou thinkith
\o/
>>730476619>>730476113>>730476059MODS MODS MODS
>>730476593how do people even figure this shit out
inb4 choke by game crash
>>730476687what do you think
>>730476309cute
>>730476206Breath of the wild is garbage open world slop
>>730476687Why does this even matter? How does them being trans affect the run lmao
>>730476687>>730476687I don't think so. she looks hot af
>being scared shitless at the glitch noisesKEK
>>730476752it's incredibly loud anon
>>730476743i will now watch your speedrun
>>730476712Yes
Presumably what a crash would have sounded like
>>730476637MM deku designs are SSS tier. Them returning in Echoes of Wisdom is monkey paw shit
>>730476687Yes JeriKandra everyone can tell you're a tranny. You can't hide it
this announcer manlady is so annoying holy shit
I doubt those headphones 100% block noise, could that cohost scream any fucking louder? jesus
>>730476743
This fat bitch is annoying, is there a single dono reader who isn't at GDQ?
>>730476743>>730476727fucking STOP
This shit is stressful
>>730476752>>730476773I kinda wanna hear it now? youtube vid of it?
>>730476727Good looking girl in her early 20s?
this feels like watching a retard defuse a bomb
>>730476743that means you're gay
>>730476840Game and Shout unironically does a good job hosting. He's terrible in the prize segments though.
>>730476752You've heard an N64 crash before, right? That shit sounds like death, doubly so when you can't see it coming, triply so isolated from all other sound.
this nigga can see
>>730476717These people used to be out in the wild making a 12 tome encyclopedia series cataloging every type of beetle in their state and every type of medicine that can be made mixing together the crushed bodies. Now we have AGDQ.
>>730476860This guy is 100% more skilled in life than you ever will be. Calling him the R-word is so disingenuous
I'm CHOKING
This is what the people want from blindfold runs. Pain. Failure. Disgrace.
waiting...
>>730476886>>730476886>>730476886MIG when ready
Do we like blindfolded runs?
>>730473652Jesus, should I just go back to playing Ys origins? Runner Flop Glitcha (RFG)
This is like the one run where not reading donos would help but of course she is screaming the donos as much as possible.
This is some prime autism
So he is officially choking now
So how long would the OoT blindfold run have been?
He may not have this
>>730476740It'll make the run worse
MERCY KILL
>>730476843what movie is this?
>>730476309>>730476183I'm not bleating at you dude
>>730476882i didn't say he's LITERALLY a retard defusing a bomb. i said it's LIKE watching a retard defuse a bomb. also he sucks at this and you're a homosexual
I actually feel kinda bad for him
You can hear his desperation.
>>730476317yes i can, and would
>>730476875It scared me as a kid when you don't see it coming but as an adult while you anticipate it can happen? come on
>>730476903fuck no, but seeing him choke this is mildly entertaining
I kneel this run gonna be eternal
Oh no no no
>>730476908Dude on the couch called him "buddy". It's joever.
>>730476875I don't think so. Castlevania 64 crashed during the final boss once but it just froze and did nothing til I reset the console.
easily F tier run
DNF incoming.
>>730477041he's not scared of the sound itself, he's scared of the volume of it
>EST: 45mins
Cmon dudeI believe
>with eyesOH NO LOL
>36 minutes>estimated 45Please have a honor and admit defeat.
DNF
will he go double the estimate? triple?
OH SHIT
>HE DID ITLiterally insaneI couldn't do that even with full vision and months of practice
Fucking finally.
I’m a GDQ OG believe me and I don’t care if the run goes good but I’m OBSESSED with the run going bad. Yes I’m a troon and I HATE runs with white cis males watch me say F when this run is finished :)
Wait, he chose that estimated because he knew he is going to be stuck at this specific moment?
DOUBTER BTFO LFG!!!!!
>>730477452wtf I don't remember posting this??
lemao
>>730477452
DEDDEDDED
This run kinda KINO
>>730477649yes No trannyReal tricksThis is a S for me
there is NO way he's not hearing most of what's being said, everyone's mic'd up AND they're talking fucking loud. gotta be real annoying when he's trying to listen for queues.
>on the couch next runwhy would you use such an unflattering photo?
>estimate deleted
>>730477730anon, it's loud because of the mic
Don't choke bubsy u can do it
I looked away for a little bit and >estimate goneHahaha not unexpected though
>>730477791
>est. Majora :)yeah, F for me
>Styles on u
over estimate = automatic ZZZremember this.
Majora doing the moonwalk is so funny
>>730477801couch has the ability to whisper when the runner has to lock in
You said you'd beat Majora's Mask. 45 minutes ago.
I sound like that.
>quiet time please>audience immediately starts clapping rhythmically
>quiet please! wait, I thought he could not hear anything??
>>730478293not even on beat lmao
>>730478397if a whole room of people are cheering you hear it
>job
>>730478397Can't really hear talking but an entire room clapping or chanting your name still gets through.
>>730478851I was actually watching the run but I did hear my local owl
