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mig
miggy
How do you do, fellow female speedrunners?
why is the event like this? what's with all the z tier runs
miggleton
Hell yeah Spider-Man (PSX). Hope the runner and couch are good.
>>730497135now that the dust has settle, who was in the wrong?
>>730497135>202Ah shit, which Roman emperor is in charge? I forgot.
>>730497196 it has been a long road to get to this place
The name is Bond, Jamantha Bond, 007 license to kill myself
only up for spidey 1 and ratchet deadlockedplease no troons for those runs
>Need quiet time for this bo...>*SINGS*Run of the event desu.
RATE
Host glitching out kek
>>730497202post the other webumsyou know the onesjannies are asleep
fucking Yelsraek AGAIN?
Hoooly fuck that was a very serious botching of that cancer ad
Why even display the pronouns on screen when everyone knows it looks ridiculous? or are they so far gone that they don't think anyone will pick up on it?
>>730497223Chibi at first, but Caveman became the villain by failing his persuasion check
Looks like that and not a she/her? Color me surprised
Migged
>>730497196People with standards got banned. The need to be inclusive corrupted everything.
loving the mush mouth host...>If you do-donate to... to... uh... PCF... then you pr.prevent ... uh... prevent... basically you.... uh uh.... you can prevent cancer... its good to... its good.... basically prevent... prevent cancer... detecting... uh... preventing... to detect... early... uh... cancer... donate...>>730497273right
>we're just normal menBANNED FOR LIFE
>>730497193kek
isn't awful block already done
>we are playing normal because we are normal men
how in the living hell did this sexist thing get accepted
miggin
Oh yeah its FMV guy and the Wizard
Migging
>>730497305wdym? I look like this.
>host getting tripped up trying to explain that PCF doesn't fund research or treatment, they just print pamphlets and pay bored women to sit in do-nothing office jobs
Is Seirea gay or....
>>730497251>Getting your captcha resetNot a chance. Not going back to the dice/stars.
Okay wise guys, which game would YOU run, huh???
>ANOTHER creature on the couchI'm going to sleep fuck this
>>730497223Chibi was kinda annoying, but old mildly so.Did he deserve it? Not that day. But had it coming for other shit.
>>730497290
>>730497348what is this
>>730497324They’ve had a few hosts like that, aren’t they supposed to interview for this shit? On top of that why do this to yourself if you know you can’t speak to crowds
Why is the game titled ''The Duel''?
they all need haircuts
>>730497389My captcha resets every second post. I'm quite good at dice
>>730497304Caveman lost as soon as he said but yes you are correct. Shouldn't have cucked out
>>730497304GDQs lax rules on couch access. But also, Caveman in the long run. I’ll never get over that scrawny, whispy stached autist implying on stream that he was some sort of bastion of masculinity and any kind of physical threat. Absolutely kekworthy.
>>730497327We're innocent men
>>730497415>he/theyat least he's honest with himself
A confident white male rescuing damsels in distress? Oof, that ain't it chief. This one didn't age well.
>1993>20 minutesNow we're speedgaming.
Jame bond
>He/Him>Chokes the runBring back the trannies. At least they're clutch.
>>730497196it only takes one or two committed autist with a grudge against chartfag and rate posting to tank the scores with Z spam. you can see it pretty clearly in most every run even those average or positive
>Mr bond, 6 7
Been busy for few days, what's the latest chart like
>>730497426one of the star wars movies from the new trilogy
>>730497415He self identified as a "regular guy" during introductions. Let the dude wear his campy-ass tank top. Gays are alright in my book.
>>730497454he's gonna go full she/they i can smell it
>Cosplays James Bond>Doesn't have his mustache
For me, it's anything with Pierce Brosnan.
Somebody post the chair sniffer comic
I don't remember being able to hear the music for any of the games being run.
>>730497393Gunstar Heroes
>james bondperma ban this kid he disrespects women
>>730497458They need to eat
>>730497482
>>730497438stop noticing
>>730497482it's not good anon...
>>730497474Spams SSS too, wonder why he's like that
>>730497474no i checked out the worst rated runs and they were really, really bad
migged
>>730497451KEK, beat me to it.
>slow clap didn't take offI physically reacted
>>730497536Oh wtf, i missed it, why was Chrono Trigger Z spammed? That shit is ALWAYS a peak comfy late-night run.
>>730497304>>730497450Chibi ended up with a white + Japanese harem. He won hard in the end.
This guy is not funny.If he wants to prevent cancer, he should consider standing out in front of the shuttle that is running in front of the hotel on the hour.
booba
Bond. James Bond
>>730497579take a wild guess
would
>>730497526Yes, they do.
This guy STINKS
>>730497526He need some milk
>>730497135>Super Mario 64, Wind Waker, Nightreign, Hades II, Silksong>finale is...fucking Pokemon EmeraldReally? You have 5 iconic, legendary, god tier games getting speedruns and your finale is a boring Pokemon run??
>>730497536>nintendo SSS-sameflagger at it again with mario kart and zeldaI dont get these people who treat this as some sort consolewar
>>730497579Awful commentaryIt was NG+ so they only went up to Magus.
>>730497605
>>730497610damn thats a pretty sweet fight scene
why can't speedrunners just be normal?
>>730497579>Tranny runner + couch>Robo is my boifriendo>Magnus % (didn't finish game)
>>730497509was it ever explained what was wrong with coolmatty?
>"Do you expect me to die Blofeld?">"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to transition.">"What's the difference?"
>>730497564reminds me of dynamo
>>730497665Nepo run
Why can't games these days not have high contrast color schemes like this anymore?
>>730497686I think it was something with his ligma.
any updates on the Brawl runner?
Lol cute thread
>>730497674>almost ten yearscrazy
>>730497665Only super mario 64 can be considered iconic from those that you listed if it was a speedrun but it's a let's play
>>730497679>why can't autists just be normal?
>>730497665fluoride stare Adef is the top dog in the GDQ clique. of course his stupid run is going to end the event
>>730497536Was zelda really that polarising or should I just ignore the z and s votes?
>>730497679But it says any% (normal)l right there.
>>730497665You forgot nightreignKeep in mind it's a timed game
>>730497727who the fuck is steve jobs
James Bond is pretty cool desu
james bond says trans rights
>>730497679Guy in the middle is wearing a fruity tank top and looks like skrillex. What's wrong here? he's not a tranny as far as i can tell. Did that guy on the right dye his beard blue?
>>730497665People tune in for the finale. Pokemon offers the most donation wars with names.
>>730497665the finale is always a nintendo game
>>730497803
>>730497665Pokemon runs bring in the big donations unironically.
>>730497780Nothing much, dog.
>>730497803...is that a black girl? Need you to reply to me immediately.
>>730497803wtf is this real
>>730497679If you want normalish speedrunners you'd watch any marathon but GDQ
>>730497135Man I just completely tuned out yesterday Were there any good runs
>>730497756Every time I've seen him he looks like he's absolutely done with this shit. I wouldn't be surprised if this is his last one.
You're eventually funny if you just never stop trying to be, right?
>>730497610Is he fucking up or does bond always get the shit kicked out of him?
>>730497760Runner sucked ass and had to peak to finish the run at all while going over estimate.
>>730497821Just a blue shirt seen through a wispy beard.
heh nicky C
>>730497803Disgusting.
Reminder BSG marathon is in a week.
I tried so hardand choked so hard...
>>730497958What's BSG?
Why doesn't anyone look/dress like a girl and call themselves he/him to break the archetypes of what is normal for being a "man"? It's bizarre that they HAVE to be a woman every time and they never attack the norms of what a "man" is.Are gen Y and Z this stupid?
"James Bond"? More like "James Slop."
Rate James BondBANGA!
>>730497958That's a 3-day weekend thing, right? Should be good
hover kiss
>>730497958>not 24 hoursNah Im good
>>730497803Any better pics please? She looks juicy.
>>730497983B for Bond
>>730497983james bon D
>>730497983CAnnoying couch but I kinda liked the game at least, never seen it before.
>>730497983A
>>730497983B for effort in wearing a tux and bringing the boomers to couch
>>730497983B
>>730497983C
>>730497983Bwas alright
>>730497983S I had a laugh and it was fun
>>730497983D
>>730497983B I'll take what I can get this GDQ
>>730497892whole GDQ sphere is a charisma black holeyou could have the funniest guy on this planet to show up at the event and it would be awkward/cringe
>>730497983C could be worse, it was short at least
>>730497983B+
>>730497983A-in times of plenty this would be a C
>>730497904It's an almost 1:1 fight from the movie, Bond defending himself from two vicious African mercenaries with Machetes, it's a satisfying brutal fight.Significantly more satisfying to watch that seeing Bond punch someone in the shoulder and they instantly fall down dead.
>>730497983(B)ond
>>730497983S, finally some normal and actually funny commentary.
>>730497983SSS
>>730497985Uh, why is Bond shorter than her?
>>730497983B for BBW
>>730497536Missed nothing good so far
>>730497983Bclassic GDQ speedrun
I swear he just said mad nigga
>>730497983B, wasn't bad
>Tim DaltonIt must have been weird being raised with pre-Brosnan/Craig 007. They completely changed 007 into what it is now.
is the next game gonna be gay
>>730497983HH
Do americans even know james bond?
*smooch*
>MAD NIGG*R???Did they trick him into saying this? What was the actual text?
>>730498125craig is the worst bond and it isn't close. He killed the franchiseBrosnan is basically the best traits of the previous bonds rolled together
>>730498050I can't even remember the last time kino aligned. You can get the best runner doing on track for WR and the run will still be ruined by host or something. There's always something at GDQ that ruins runs.
>>730498137I haven’t met him personally
>>730498137he's huge here and is an honorary american
>>730498137i know he's gay
>>730498154I heard the same thing but he actually said >madmega
>>730498093that's not a ppk under her dress
>>730498154what
>>730498154No idea but I heard it too
>>730498148More like a *peck*.
>>730498201I Brosnan Ketchup’d her
>>730498154we're going to need clip
>>730498201gentle snacked
>>730498156>craig is the worst bond and it isn't close.I've seen people consider him the best and the worst bond because he changed it so much.To me, he's probably the best one, but I do get the nostalgia for the charming bond films pre-bosnan, particularly Connery who was amazing.
>>730498156Suave gentleman -> built muscleman actionhero?Never actually watched any of the Craig films.
>this is allowed>nobeta is not
>>730498201>Last night I silently ate your sisterAnyone who doesn't get this is an idiot
>yet another tranny gameI sleep
>>730498195Did they show the text? I missed it because I alt-tabbed when the run was over so you can imagine my shock from just hearing it.
>>730497437Anon it's very hard to defend PCF with a straight face, I can't blame them.
I would have never these two dudes would be playing.. uh whatever this loli shit is
>>730498201misogynist cheeseburger
>>730498281>loli game>tranny Nah, trannys hate this shit
>no pronouns with a male commentatorS run I don't give a shit what happens in the game
How is this not awful block?
Who are these two absolute brodudes playing this loli game?
fuck this is boringyes that's me in the hoodie on screentell me to do something subtle and I will prove it I guess
>>730498304I assume because it's a barely played / speedrun game with zero competition for them
>>730498262craig's bond is just a shitty Jason Bourne knockoff
bewildering game runner/couch combo
>>730498156Johnny English is a better Bond than Craig is.
>>730498332take your hoodie off then yell nigger
>>730498332Pick your nose
>I've never read the text boxes for this game, so I'm going off of vibesspeedrunner excited to play their game for the first time.
>>730498332whip your floppy dick out and give us a wave
will this be an ad or an hidden gem? place your bets!
>>730498332take the hoodie down for a second and then put it back up
lmao this fucking fat autist
This game looks like pedoslop
>Dude bros>Playing a pedo game>Never actually read the story. . .Holy shit, this is worse than the tranny runners/singer.ctrl+m
>>730498332Lean back with both your hands behind your head
>>730498332Do the illuminati pyramid hand sign.
cute game
>ah uh>uhh>oh uh
I can't tell if protagonist is male or female..
>>730498405yea....
>>730498285Madmega was the bond runner
>>730498361that's the couch >4chan anon excited to pay attention to a run for the first time
I think I've seen this game being shilled on this board even
>>730498364>all time PEAK>some low hundredssomeone devoted their life to making this game.. for what
>>730498270chinkGAWDs are too powerful for them
>>730498342A shitty Jason Bourne who'll sometimes say Bond lines
>>730498332turn around and make 'em clap
>I've never actually played this gameOk I'm in.
okay I picked my nose, happy?
>>730498417Given the title, I'd expect "4chan anon" to spam pics of another Mika from gacha insteadaaaaaany second now
What a rip-off of Kiki's Delivery Service
>>730498332do a peace sign at your forehead like the kawaii magical girl you are :3
>>730498416Do Americans pronounce mega as migga?
what the fuck is this runis the couch retarded special?
>>730498417Yes, but he's the person explaining the game, and not the runner.So he must know the game. Just has never read the story.
>>730497536>23 overestimateSeems to me like this is just a meaningless marker if this many runs go over. Are GDQ staff making the estimates too small this event?
Couch guy started so confidently and has nosedived into deer in headlights terrified
>>730498464are you trying to bait someone to troll you again?
>spend gorillion hour learning the in and outs of some shitty tranny game>not only playing but reading and talking to others about strats, tech, etc>"yea never read the story :)"based or cringe?
>>730498493Using 60% of his brain power to hide his power level
>>730498514gen y speedrunning is speedrunning the games you loved growing upgen z speedrunning is what you just stated
>>730498332Remove hoodie, scratch your head and put it back on
>>730498514mega cringelike jacking off to a character from a vidya you never played
>>730498249He sucks as Bond but the movies slapped still.
>>730498509No, but judging we've had some Blue Archive autist spamming that maimai gif at any moment in these threads except during the actual maimai run, I'm expecting something similar to happen
>>730497760it's a boring to watch but high skill run with a bunch of floundering. they spent 15 minutes on moon warp and then face roll the final boss because they can menu swap a potion to have infinite health
>nothing but fetch quests>no combat or anything>meh platforming>but has a broom to fly on I guesswow>>730498426100s is actually a bit of money, could be like 2k-ish
>>730498154this?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768046521226216.webm
>>730498576What if you play the game and you don't like it or it's shit but the character is still hot
this is boring bring back the "opera singer"
What a putrid shit game. Next run will be better.
What was the run this year where a doctor was on the couch and a donator said being schizo was OK?
>>730498501Retards tighten their estimates to have a better chance at getting accepted
>>730498620Thanks for your take, mr. pedophile
>>730498630Psychonauts 2
the contrast between the game and these guys is making me laugh. this is based. I appreciate the couch guy keeping the host quiet
this game looks clean but boringI'll assume this is meant for kids or girls
stop saying bush boing
>Estimated: 0:35:00Won't be able to make it. The couch is too much for me.
>>730498605>>730498154>Madmega
bratty loli twins, I see...
>this whole run
>>730498154the guy's name is mad mega you fucking deaf retard
I thought all the pedo anime lovers would be having a good time with this one.
why does every indie have this shit artstyle?, why does every indie game have 2 pngs talking to each other?
>>730497183Is that a shuttle bus?
>>730498514It's worse than cringe, they chase a number not because they like/enjoy the game but because they care about fame. They are devoid of happiness. They are worse than the people who use this website.
>uh yeah this is what we call the flip flap floppity ice cream skip, notice the microadjustments>runner is just jumping up and down
>>730498587>face roll final boss>died anyway and wasn't sure where they respawned at
>>730498154>>730498154>Mad Nick Guhkek
>>730498708because its cheap
this game feels pretty soulless...
what the fuck lol
>>730498154https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768046739298179.mp4
This guy is kind of insufferable, huh?
>>730498609That's okay, the cringe is not playing the vidya at all.
this isnt that bad, all things considered. this is the kind of shit you'd see at this hour way back in the day too
>>730498703It's not a cute loli, nor anime.
>>730498620I don't remember Yukimi wearing this
>>730498620thanks for your take, mr. loliGAWD
>>730498640honestly miki is too old.
>>730498703I am
how can you get this passionate over this kind of slop
My 40 year old NY Italian sons are going to Pittsburgh to play a children's game.I'm so proud of you boys, I wish your mother was still here to see this
>>730498154>>730498605miggers are going places
>>730498754If he had an audience and people actually knew what the fuck this game was he'd be fine.I feel more bad for him than anything.
>>730498723>uh yeah this is an upcoming FRAME PERFECT SKIP>actual skip might be between 20-40 frames, which is a fuck load of time for a trick if you know anything about frameswhatever impresses the retards
>astute viewerThere are no astute viewers of this game.
>>730498514speedrunning is soulless now
>>730498630There is nothing wrong with being a schizoid
uh
why is the mom a nigger?
>>730498336Why are you so gay? This is exactly why the world still hates you literal faggots.
>>730498753https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768046860261944.webm
>parents supportwhat the fuck kind of family.....
not that I hate the run or anything but what compels a person to do thisyou're competing against nobody
Based mom and dad
>>730498829What the fuck this is me except I have friends, I think.
>>730498829That's not what schizo means though
>>730498821Opposite, too much soul. Soul is killing speedrunning.Soul is for safe boring people, which is what it has become.
>>730498856he definitely said "the side nigger" and nobody can convince me otherwise
>>730498576I've definitely never done that
today i will remind them
>>730498829Literally me
>>730498925>every couple hours I will remind them
>>730498894unity adventure slop #1239 is the definition of soulless, look it up in the Oxford English dictionary
>>730498925should i watch that new vegas run
>>730498925What kind of autism is this?
>>730498879Easy 1st places
>the entire game is fetch questsI appreciate the run and setup not being cancer, but damn
>>730498856>mfw my fwiend wets his wacism swip out on stweam
>>730498925>*.gifyeah not gonna trick me
>>730498925holy autism kino
>this artstyleyep this was made by a tranny
such an ugly rapey game
they know so much about the game yet have not once ever read the dialogue
I would smash Mika
>>730498925>spoonfeeding>wahh i dont agree with le cheatingur mr gay
>>730499067I would smash your head in, pedo
Will this couch person die if he stops talking or something? holy shit
>>730498829literally me but when I was young it was just called being introverted
>>730499104i want what he's having
>>730499073u r mr tran
>>730498925>the lack of god is what makes these runs so boringSure.The godless are in prison already, so it's actually the complete opposite. God is ruining speedrunning and making the world boring.
>>730498753this is a banger
>>730498829me if I female
A GIANT COCK
>>730499104he's just excited
How did he not get the tv wet right after the plane? he went in the water at least once.the tv and coal did get wet right after the minecart skip.
meesa trans
>IT CAN ACTUALLY BECOME... A COCK!!I can't be the only one that heard that
>COCK COCK COCK COCKwtf
>>730498794I get this exact vibe. Especially when their parents donated lool
>>730498956No it's too much soul so programmers are too afraid of digging into details and actually programming a good game.Details are scary.Hacking is scary.Only cops think discouraging this shit is beneficial to our community.
>A GIANT COCK
>>730498967yesno I will not explain
>>730499138Pre-show cocaine
>>730498925
>>730499198>>730499229>>730499238>>730499260get your minds out of the gutter
mid 30s unc dressed in NOFX gear is unslightly holy moly i'm dying of cringe stop smoking weed and get it together UNC
>>730499284Terry Davis vibes.
>>730499307Ywnbaw
The broom riding mechanic is mildly entertaining but this game does not do much to break things up does it? it's just onto the next text box. Monotony.
>>730499284so many votes, where did all those vooters go
>>730498754nah
>>730499363It was all me
>all these custom speedrun trick names>for a game that nobody has ever played
I've spent this entire run setting up Kodi for all my anime and movies and shows
what the fuck is happening
>>730499381why aren't you vooting as much nowadays
duhh ice cweaaam
Holy cringe
yeheaaaa icecreeeam! icecreeaam!
>>730499420thanks for the diary update keep us in touch
this run is like a fever dream
ouuuuhhhhhhh
Brothers, I don't know if I can keep going
The character is more like a goblin and not the good kind.
>>730499440Way harder to throw multiple votes a minute now than years ago, fucking jew captchas
What an original idea for a game!
Are there no enemies in this game, is it just a big fetch quest?
why are there so many "trans rights" donations
>trans rights>just nods>doesn't repeat itDid he realize that trans rights are not rights? I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt for being speechless.
>>730499473thanks, will do. I got it looking pretty nice now.
>>730499440I'm tired boss
>>730499518let it go and just enjoy the run
I'm actually GLAD this is the last day of this shit.Holy fuck, this GDQ has been rancid. Like diabolically shit.
>>730498995What is with that big dent in his head? Is that from the headphones?
>>730499590Yeah it’s been terrible.
>>730499518It kinda does look like someone saw this poster, never watched the movie, and made a game solely on that concept.
Ratebanga the run!
>>730499518The art is good, but something in it doesn't click. Too western maybe. You can tell some "inspirations" are taken from diferent series.
>I post every Witch Wednesday
RATE MIKA
>>730499640ZZZ
>>730499640F
>>730499640>>730499651SSS for cunny
>>730499640SSS.
>>730499640C
i wonder how many trans rights donos have been read in total during this event
RATE mika i guess
>>730499640A
>>730499637to be fair, the poster is a lot better than the movie
>>730499640>>730499651C
>>730499640C for ice Cweam
>>730499640B
>>730499640>>730499664C
>>730499640>>730499651B for bromance
>>730499640SSS
>>730499640Dit wasn't a bad run i guess but something felt sinister about that run. unholy. i didn't enjoy it even though techinically nothing was wrong with it.
>>730499651C
>>730499640>>730499651>>730499664B. Dog shit game carried by couch.
>>730499651A for brotherly love and no-nouns.
>>730499640>>730499651SSS
>>730499640Funbelievably boring
>>730499651D>>730499664loser
>>730499640>>730499651C+
Is Mario relay going to look like that?
>>730499590Pretty bad. Only a few runs I actually liked.>>730499640C
>>730499640>>730499651B, not the best game, but liked the super autism brothers + GIANT COCK
>>730499640>>730499651F
>>730499590This might be the worst GDQ I've seen yet and they've been pretty awful since 2020. Hype is just completely dead and the runs are god awful. No actual speedruns of well played games people actually run.Hell there's not even Celeste on the cards and normally that shit is spammed hard by trannys. At least people run that.
>>730499640>>730499651>>730499664SSS trans rights are etsy witch rights
what are we looking forward to now?
>>730499640>>730499651B
>>730499640>>730499651>>730499664SSS to really fuck with people reading the chart
>>730499640>>730499651DLike, he was good at the game, no denying that, but my god it was not entertaining
>>730499651FGod awful tranny game
>>730499640>>730499651I'm giving him a C-Nothing really wrong with it except the game was boring as fuck
>>730499751I wasn't looking forward to GDQ in the first place.
>>730499640SSS for da boys
>>730499640ZDogshit.
>>730499640K
>>730499738personally I do not miss celeste at all
>>730499640>>730499651>>730499664SSS
>>730499590Yeah, this was not worth staying up late to try to catch the good runs live
>>730499651>>730499664>>730499640D for committing the cardinal speedrunning sin of not knowing shit about the game
It's time to mercy kill the event.
>>730499640>>730499651B for the Bros but seriously what the FUCK are these two dudebros doing running this game and posting in the discord every week. This was the most confusing moment in GDQ
>>730499720GDQ needs more shirtless, sweaty, disgusting obese black/mexican players.Too many narcissists.
>>730499590I am more than ready to move on with my life. There were one or two nice runs but nothing worth suffering the week for
>>730499651Based. Runner and his couch were fun to listen to. Sucks they didn't have a full audience though. Glad it wasn't just an awkward silence the whole time. He had some good jokes and mentioned ORB without the audience to scream ORB.
>>730499518SNES Rainbow Road is such a good song that even this shit remix slaps
I think covid really fucked this particular GDQ because everybody is sick except me and another unjabbed dude I know.
Yeah this is kino already
I am looking forward to Frost Fatales 2026
Finally at least an interesting game being speed run.
spoodermans
>5/5 He/Himstime for SSSpider man
>all he/himsWhere's the diversity
>scarlet spider againfuck's sake
d o c t o rc o n n o r sc l a s s
This is now a spiderman thread
This is that PS1 game that people only remember because they had that one super weird kid at school who had it and loved it.
>5X he/him>Guy on the couch is rippedLet's go
>>730499951Holy fuck an actual run.
>>730499947How shit were the runs like Stardew Valley where it's girl! but still rated poorly?
>>730499938the vaccine was the funniest meme. i never got it and still haven't been sick since long before covid.
>>730499947you guys are insane how can you watch that shit
>>730499651Sweird
>>730499651>>730499664>>730499640B
It was a good game to pick but glitching is kind of gay and lame. Never impressed with these types of speedruns.
I look like guy on the right on couch
I swear I've never seen this spiderman get speedrun at this event or any eventmaybe it's unspeedrunable
>>730499984I had the ps2 spiderman game.That game was ok, but hard.
I heard Spider-Man has a run
>>730499964Yeah, they should've gone with the human holocaust costume.
>>730499984no, this game is actually good
>>730498925I don't understand this post, some faggot made a pre-recorded run and it was rated high?? And?? It was pre-recorded, of course it would be the best it could be.
why doesn't spiderman just kill batman
>>730500059No one asked
>>730500058AT least he's not instantly wrong warping to the end of the game
>70 star>70 person relaymariobros how are we feeling about this?
>>730499980Spidey
I look like this
Lies of P or Dark Souls?
>>730500017Vaccines worked, but then AI got involved around 2019 and countries like Israel, knowing they were fucked, used them to spread things like Polio in Gaza and commit genocide.
what is spides hookshooting? the clouds?
>>730500161drones
It's surreal how much better the 90s were
>>730500150wow! you must be really smart
I really liked Spider Man 3 on PC
isn't this the one that had the recent 9/11 prototype dumped online with the twin towers
PARKER DOESNT LIKE WHEN I GET THE DROP ON HIM
>>730500161games used to be games then faggots like you come in with your muh realism
>>730500219Remember when things actually fucking worked and financial bigwigs didn't sabotage working products for the sake of balancing their financial risk (especially post 2008)?Having people live and be functional creates problems with liquidity.
Enter CHADnom
>>730500161Skyscrapers that aren't in the game due to technical limitations. Use your imagination.Also this >>730500285
>Those voicelines when spiderman enters the buildingHoly SOUL
>>730500017>i never got it and still haven't been sick since long before covid.same but I don't think it matters for me. I don't go out much outside of the grocery store. How much do you go out, do you have a non-WFH job?
>>730500219HAVE YOU GUYS WATCHED THE NEW EPISODE OF CAT-DOG? WHOOPS, LOOKS LIKE I DROPPED MY "GREEN DAY" CD
>>730500279That was the sequel on PS1 and it was a pretty cool discovery
>emulator glitch
>>730500016Extremely shit. They do a seeded run and only a small section of the game and still fuck it up and go over estimate. I like playing Stardew Valley a lot but every single "speedrun", whether it's on GDQ or ESA is always ZZZ- F tier.
>>730500027Because the cardinal sin of every entertainment event is not being cancerous, it's being boring. I have seen it so many times, and most of the times the mere mention of this fact causes animosity for some reason. But by now, I'm convinced that people would rather watch Spike saying Trans Rights for 7 days straight and rage about it, instead of watching an event with good runs, but where no one visits the threads, so that they would feel alone and bored.
>full he/him couch AND host>3D PS1 game with janky glitches and pure 90s soul>no obnoxious audience screaming and shouting>no trans rights sperg donorsYep, it's comfy time. Feels good to be European.
SPIDER-MAN PS1 FUCKING BASED
>>730500342i worked retail during the height of covid and a bit after, so i was exposed to pretty much as many different people as phsyically possible
>>730500157peepo still take c vaccines over there?
This ps1 game looks amazing ngl. It looks bordering like a ps2 game.
>>730498921>that one jynx doujin, you know the one
>missed everything after Chrono Trigger>chartfag hasn't stopped jerking off long enough to make a new chart
>>730500285You don't get it - if you can see fingerprints on a pole, that makes it a good game
>>730500464I don't. Tell me.
Everything is a community and a discord server now
>>730500485It’s good but that doesn’t mean it’s good
>>730500343*BANG BANG*OH THERE'S ERIC AND DILLON AGAIN, THE LITTLE RASCALS
>>730500469check out darius we loved it
>>730500438I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't stop. WHO is all over that shit it seems lately though because it's fucking outrageous what's happening with them now.For once a globalist organisation actually does their job. I wish they did that 5-6 yrs ago.
>37th birthdayUH OH UNC ALERT
Dang I missed the opening of Spider-Wuss. How has it been?
I want to take this break to say I've gained depression weight and I'm now up to 180 lbs (5'8")
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
>>730500450It was released in 2000, so it's a late PS1 game. They figured out all the tricks to make it look nice by then.
Is this the game with the scary chase?
>>730500513Yeah it's opsec. Another reason why AI was leveraged. Poor AI, it gets exploited by the worst scum nowadays and it's not it's fault.
>>730500069which one? I want to play it. I like hard games>>730500342Damn
>>730500567lmao manlet
>>730500232me too
>>730500567Hahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Depression Weight Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Fridge Like Nigga Close Your Mouth Haha
>>730500343>>730500521Did (You) shot semen before reaching the Spirit Temple, anon?
Just woke up. How bad was the Darius Gaiden run?
>>730500513So? No different from forums back then. You had a forum for fucking everything. Discord is the same shit, just more centralised. That is the real disadvantage.
>>730500534>over 18>nigger >likes white peopleUH OH UNC-LE TOM ALERT
>>730500641a classic gdq run with no weirdness whatsoever
uh oh he's choking
>>730500641Do you like women singing over a game?
>>730500602>I like hard gameshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man_(2002_video_game)I was very young though. It might be a lot easier than I remember.
aaaAAAAaahaaaAAAAaah
green man
>>730500648you can visit a forum without having an account or installing an app
Serious question: how do you not become depressed playing the same old, dark game over and over? Feels like it’d be cold and lonely.
What's wrong with the color scheme
>>730500706thanks, I'll try it out.
>>730500534Being 30+ is awesome, you'll see and understand one day little zoomie
>>730500749shoutouts to the tech crew
>>730500676I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER mute cracking voice vocals obstructing the game audio.
>>730500767unc cope
>>730500676>women>in gdq
ARE WE GONNA SURF THE WEB?
I got AI to watch the stream for me now I don,'t have to decide if the run its cringe or slop it will rate it for me. Z or S
WHY DID YOU CUM--
>>730500749>tech crewlel
>>730500641sorry but you have to see it to believe it
>>730500741Anon these are all social outcasts that came to a nerd event to FUCK eachother. They even had a furfag announcer earlier who's probably hosted countless yiffing orgies
>>730500605yeah...
>>730500741>become depressed>becomeI used to do similar with music as an outlet. People like to fixate on things to distract themselves from their awful state of affairs.
>>730500826It's not deliberate? i thought it was some weird fucking choice? shoutouts to tech crew
>>730500676I'm getting flashbacks to that FF13 run that had the tranny singing donations
>>730500741Autism. Doing the same thing over and over is comforting to autists. Repetition and routines soothe their brains.>dark gameWhat?
>>730500741maybe don't play such game if you are that sensible?
Do you guys still watch this in hopes of finding a good run or is it like the game awards where it's just to see the cringe shotshow?
24 minutes inWe finally have the right color
>>730500910I watch it out of habit.
wait what happened to the colourskek I didn't even notice it till it came back
>>730500910yes
>>730500910both
>>730500910Ultimately I'd rather see a good run, but a lot of the time I watch in hope of witnessing a DNF in realtime
>>730500937the runner even complained about not being able to see the colors in the elevator skip
>>730500910That's the thing: there's both, that's the fun part
>nipple lasersWhat were the devs thinking?
>>730500986Redneck Rampage is on?
>>730500976it's on the runners end too lmfao that's incredible
frog man
>>730500910Pretty much all the games have been shown before, so the only thing left is cringe kino.
>colors shit up againSHOUTOUT TO TECH CREW
>>730500986
>>730500910I watch the few familiar faces, the few up and coming newbies autistic obsession with their game (like the Mario dudes last GDQ) and SpikeVegeta because I like Spike even if anons don't.
Do we ever get many comic book-y games like this these days or is it all MCU inspired?
Don't speedrunners usually get really autistic about emulators not being legitimate runs?
Call me spoiled, but I don't miss playing games at 20FPS
>>730500625Every goddamn time
>>730501109Yeah this game looks jank ass as fuck
>>730501050How? Aren't they playing on original hardware?
Best Spider-Man game?
>>730501094depends on the game, some emulators are console accurate and splits are timed to ignore loading screens and speedrunners will allow them for runs
>pretending you knew or cared what an FPS was 40 years ago
>>730501142yes
>>730501094Used to be, but because of scalping concessions are being made.It would be better if official emulation from the makers of consoles would just work, but neither Sony or Nintendo are interested in making emulation that actually works fast.
>>730501032kek
>>730501075Why?
Thank you Carnage
>>7305011422 on PS2
>>730501053I can't see this fucker the same ever since I watched The Interview on shrooms. His face morphs in a way that isn't human.
they all have gfs
>>730501142the sequel no contest
Obligatory what were they thinking with this final sequence and boss for a children's game?
>>730501142Probably a toss-up between web of shadows, ultimate spider-man and the first game of the new spider-man series.
>>730501142Ultimate Spider-Man
>>730501109It hurts my eyes nowadays, glad I only had it with like OoT and Rare games and that was about it.
>leaving your wife and child with your mother so you can attend your speedrunning autism event>not even to run a game just to sit on a couchsad
Okay, apparently every spider-man speedrunner is married.
>>730501172not sure why
>>730501198God this game was so kino
>>730501228it's his wife's kid
RATE THE SPIDER-MAN RUN!
>>730501196Now you know why zoomers keep seething about "uncs".
>>730501240bitches love spiderman
Casual top 4 time
>>730501261S for Spidey
>>730501261S for Spuderman
>>730501261B
>>730501142I really like web of shadows
>>730501261S
RATE SPIDER-MAN
>>730501261solid B
>>730501261C
>>730501261A
>>730501261SSS for SSSpiderman
>>730501261B -ish
>>730501284spider man 2 the ps5 one being just a shitty clone of WoS was so crazy
>>730501261A+
>>730501240For now. So many are getting divorced after panic marrying around covid or just before. Many having a mid life crisis, knowing their children will be tormented by this brave new world.
>>730501261A, solid
>>730501261Gets an A from me
>>730501261SS
>>730501261B for biderman
>>730501261SCool bro couch and fun janky early 3d game
>>730501261SSS spider trans is man rights
>>730501261Ba speedrun
any good kffc coomfuel?
>>730501261B>>730501240No wonder the run was decent, none of them are confused virigns who have no idea how to act in front of people.
>>730501261Asolid run
>>730501053Was Seth Rogan right?
>>730501261S for Spiderman
>>730501240I'm not surprised, out of all the things people can be nerd about, spiderman is very normie adjacent
>>730501261A for Spiderman
>>730501332>watch the incel closely>he’s deploying his cope mechanism
>>730501261I like Speedruns of games that i actually liked enjoyed and played. So it gets the highest rating so far. I stuck around for that whole run.
>>730501261A-
Self inserters ruined spiderman
>>730501427Be sure to actually give it a rating in that case, bro
>>730501261S piderman
>>730501332cooooope
>>730501437*AGP troonies
>>730501332what the hell is panic marrying
>>730501261(S)piderman!
Doc Oc Carnage is so cool, also scary.
Remember when everyone circlejerked this shit soundtrack
>>730501426Enjoy paying 100s of thousands for a college degree they will never use and then seeing them turn into drug addicts.You people are delusional and haven't even talked with or interacted with today's youth, who are breaking the law all the time now. Millennials are truly an ignorant generation. No better than baby boomers.
>>730501437>xhe doesnt self insert as spiderman
>>730501332holy shit what are you talking about you virgin shut the fuck up
is the next game a ratchet and clank game? where's clank? where's the ass and fart puns?
>>730501470No.Because it was glitching and I'm not into those runs. I'm saying i haven't liked most of the runs.
>last good Ratchet game>came out 21 years ago
>>730501332Holy sour grapes LMAOHave fun dying alone
>>730501509Committing to marriage before you want to because you hit a wall because you're white and older than 25 years old
>>730501553>rachet & clank: the anus of fire
>>730501531You are a terminally online retard
Just woke up. Its the final day, which is usually the most obnoxious. Has the event felt short or quick for you? For me its went by super fast.
Safe to say the GDQ effectively ends by the next Rundown in 3 games time.
>>730501537I'm not a cuck. Say hi to Paul for me
>>730501553clank is your operatorratchet literally makes a tail shoved up his ass joke 3 minutes into the gamewhy do you commentate on things you know nothing about
>>730501531I'd say you're probably a retard that dropped out of college and live with your parents but I'd be lying if I said thats not exactly what I did...
>>730501623Hades 2 run might be kino
Whats up next?
>>730500910I wouldn't watch if it weren't for these threads
>>730501606>Has the event felt short or quick for you? For me its went by super fast.everything from here on out will feel like it went by faster and faster and before you know it you'll be on your death bed
simon says tranosaur rights
>>730501640i'm commenting on the title
>>730501531Sour grapes huh? Zoomies are so depressing sometimes, seek help
Chloe is cute :3CUTE!
>>730501509Reaching 30s and getting anxiety that they're missing the boat. So they rush off and have kids. Often advertisement and other astro turfing campaigns are employed to encourage this nowadays, by both governments and banks. They need more heads to expand their debt system with. They are feeding their children to a slave system for the sake of coping with their lack of power and control in their lives as this system takes their liberties away more and more and forces them into an overadapted regime of endless pointless consumerism and work for no real progress. It's so good that they are finally realising their mistake several years into marriage at least. Mainly the men. The women are genuinely clueless and just want babby because maternal instinct says so and they feel left out if they don't have babby.
>i don't speedrun>but i speedrun
>>730501681not if I kill myself first heh, I can also speedrun
*ahem*LOMBAX TIDDIES.
>5/10 bioholeDiamonds
runner giving me oscar the grouch vibes
>I don't speedrunYep, biofem confirmed.
>>730501772trans ratchet
kek sometimes I forget american fanta looks like nuclear waste
Claiming my weaponfu
>>730501754Holy sweet Jesus literal /pol/ brain>I’ve never touched a woman and have no irl friends but here’s my relationship analysis I’ve gathered from the mass media I consume 24/7 on /pol/Fucking off yourself retard
>>730501772Forgotten waifur...
>>730500910White noise while I do other things mostly. But yeah cringe shitshow moments at a second and then actual good runa at a second.
>>730501604You are terminally enslaved and promoting a prison state that will gas many many people soon. All because of your little bitch anxiety about being left out.
>>730501261B bretty good
Not a he/him?What a clown show.
>>730501752that's her boyfriend sitting beside him
>>730501842I just remember the lag when using this thing with the electric mod when there are 5+ enemies.
i'm happily married :)
are the ratchet games on pc yet? i cant stand controller aiming anymore, it's just not fun
>>730501332>they hated him because he told the truth
>>730500884Oh you don't need flashbacks. Same host.
I wish I was married :(
>>730501879free and instant victim status why not?
>>730501872Literally the only information you have about me is that I called you a retard you psychotic queer go outside
>>730501891>happily a cuck that will see his children turned into slavesDisgusting.
>>730501891fool, you think you're happy but actually you are not
>heh ... hahah ... hehehe
>>730501842
>>730501891>watching gdq>happy
>>730501891To me btw
>chokes>blames cold hands
>>730501891congrats
>>730501937>>730501939Fell for the jew propaganda.Stop denying your biological destiny
>>730501860uh oh someone got found out
>>730501956i show the worst runs to my wife :)
>>730501925I wish I was married with a 6/10 with no mental issues
choking like he's taking a dragon dildo up his throat
Chloe looks so much like me but with short hair that I had to do a double take, holy shitAnd no I'm not a tranny
>>730501889>one swing>lose 15fpspure ludo
>>730497536>Final day>Only four blue runs>Not like any of the final day runs will get a blue run because final day runs are horrid and full of shillingIt truly is over.AGDQ 2023 for comparison. 5 blue runs and 9 teal runs
>>730502019At this point I'll take "is nice to me"
>can't wait to show off this amazing new trick>chokes it 3 times>loses timeok
>>730502010>Fell for the jew propaganda.Worse, the Jew prevented this for all of us. The debt system. You can try, but those children are just meat for the machine now. Guinea pigs.
>>730502039and the blue runs are just normal runs, people rate them S because it's simply watchable
>>730500910I don't binge watch GDQ. I do binge watch other ones though. There's just too many bad runs at GDQ to sit through.
>>730501879Its code for "I wanna fit in but I don't wanna transition"
>>730502032LONDON?
>>730502032tits or gtfo
>>730502079>Guinea pigsJust like you, and yet you haven't killed yourself yet. Curious.
>>730502086true and sad
>>730502079normalizing the taking of loans you can not afford is western brain poison
>>730502079you seem to be lost. This isn't /pol/
>>730502039>StepmaniaIf you know.. you know.
>>730502032
>>730501754I'm so glad you're a genetic dead end so your mental illnesses stop with your (hopefully soon) death
>countries are now endorsing the el salvadorian prison system while cracking down on things like hate speech and, ironically, things that profile them like raceAll because administrators had to have their job security and needed to feed their families.
>>7305020392023 was that good?
>>730502079Typical man of inaction blaming the system. Sad!
>>730502168was it the sports bra tranny
>>730502158>trying to redirect to /pol/ after being proven wrongclassic moves
>>730502086Thanks Sent!
MIGGY NOW>>730492634>>730492634>>730492634>>730492634>>730492634
>>730502202on hindsight sure, however you need to remember that every year of gdq is the worst year so far
>>730502117
>>730502234yep sure thing buddy. This is /v/ btw /pol/ is over there
>>730502158Well they kept gloating about families so I tried to tell them "under this system?"Then they got mad because they had to remember what hell they are in right now. Cognitive dissonance.
>>730502202No that was considered a below average GDQ in those days.
>>730502250
>>730502250YOU RETARD
pls stop sperging about jews
>>730502250you little rascal
>>730502250wtf let me mig
>>730502214Yes
>>730502250FUCK YOU YOU GOT ME
>>730502250I have entered into a recursion of the time
>>730502250I CANT MIG
>>730502205Easy to be inactive when your state poisons and profiles people. Not that that shit is the final straw, you have all sorts of gatekeeping made by industries of lawyers and admins that rely on an industry of making more gatekeeping. And a law enforcement industry that feeds off of people being put into jail and causing crime.
>>730502343
>>730502278now that really is a nice pair of tits
>ps3>2005no way the ps3 is that old... right....ahah....
>>730373464>>730373464>>730373464miggy
Family guy?BANNEEEEED
I chuckled
WHAT THE FUCK
That's actually a pretty good quagmire
MIG>>>/pw/19660204>>>/pw/19660204>>>/pw/19660204>>>/pw/19660204
ok that was a decent impression
GIGGITY
Anybody that has kids and earns less than several billion are just larpers at this stage.
>>730502417Jokes on you, I was already in that thread!
>>730502250I wasted my mig for this...
>>730502395Thanks anonYour pic goes hard btw
Let me mig bros...
Giggity
>>730497135>>730497135>>730497135MIG
it's soulless without clank on his back
Come on guys. It's not funny anymore. Where do we mig?
I'm baking
>>730502704liar
>>>/vg/553312690>>>/vg/553312690>>>/vg/553312690
Baking now
>>730502731I'm not lying.
ENOUGH with the troll migs
any second now
I'm busting
>>730502734i wish this general was actually about gamedev instead of gay namefag drama
we are dying, we need to mig NOW
Pre-Baked. I'll post it 2 minutes after this one hits page 10, so just be patient.
chill, we're not even at page 10there's like 15 threads ahead of us
holy fuck this girl sucks she doesn't know a thing and stammers over wordswould literally take a tranny over this
>>730502787i'm never posting my game there for that reason alone
not enough family guy impressions
>>730502838hrh
When can I Miggity Miggity?
>>730502798>>730502808every anon for himselfmig or die
The migging posts is more entertaining than the marathon
Why the PS3 is in portuguese??
>>730502838oof rip syn got turned into Meg
>>730502906suits him
ok REAL mig>>730502926>>730502926>>730502926>>730502926
I CAN'T MIGTO FAKE THREADS ANYMOREDONT KEEP BLUEBALLING MEI WONT BE IGNOREDI WONT TAKETHESE THREADS FROM OTHER BOARDSDONT STOP MY MIGGING, PLEASEI WONT BE MIGNOOOOOOORED
>>730502962Based
>>730502962kino
>>730502838>LEL FUNNY POP CULTURAL REFERENCEPlebbit must leave.
>>730501891hate you
