Now: Final Fantasy Tactics — The Ivalice ChroniclesNext: Super Mario 64Later: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind WakerStreams:https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwchttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62 Previous: >>730502926
is sm64 the relay race?
pcf WILL kick cancer's butt
>migging
Migggggyyyyy
migging por fovor
Don't really care about the rest of the schedule, I'm out. BSG next week, be there or be square.https://oengus.io/marathon/bsgplus26/schedule/01
>>730507298FFT is such a weird game. All I remember is having to grind to level up my party members JP by just throwing rocks at each other.
@grok where does all the millions raised for PCF actually go to
Status: Migged
>>730507426to me
miggy
>A pamphlet carrying a simple message can't make a differen-
>>730507398his hair looks like hay
It’s both funny and sad that people think they’re donating to fund cancer research.
FF Tactics was so ahead of its time in realworld metacommentary its not even funny it just makes me sad
GET MIGGED
>>730507362what game?
>>730507406where's the *let go* meme when i need it
>>730507298>benefiting Prevent Cancer FoundationIronic that this year's GDQ is giving me cancer>pronouns>trans rights>nigger coucj
>>730507298
>>730507453He was right the entire time.
My run is up next /v/! Wish me luck!
>>730507453It's funny that people still fall for this
>>730507474>sheboonsnot even once
>Goes to ESA one year>Shits up the runs with his annoying laugh>Steals a run idea>Drops ESA>Runs back to GDQ>Submits the run
>>730507298What's with the sonic crossworlds OP?
>2 hours until the next gameWhat do?
>>730507494reminds me of tranny bubsy
>>730507474Holy based
Miggin with my bunny wife.
>>730507520No it's not. Next guy is a fat boomer.
>>730507453Uhhh, MIGA chuds won't like this one
>>730507494fucking shameless lmao
>>730507553I haven't moved on yet. I wish they'd come back. Oh well. Time for FFT.
I raced Argick a few times in World Match, and knowing that he's a Creamfag has improved my opinion of him.
what happened to proto girl?
>>730507548eat cum
>on mute lmao
Thoughts on Ivalice Chronicles? Is it a good remaster worth the money?
whatever happened to that guy who laughed like PFWAHAHAHAHAHA and was like on drgugs the whole time, something cookie or muffin?
>>730507453Whenever I see an expensive car speeding, I think of this. It really is true.
>>730507546the game just finished, brainiac
>>730507365https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUZe9kbK8Go
>>730507607and the boobs guy
>>730507628died of ligma
>>730507628trooned out and he's no longer with us, be respectful please
fucking jumpscare screeching
>>730507617the retranslation is pure fucking dogshit, overly flowery garbage that dulls every interaction by turning in into a pretentious poetry battle and completely pointless changes to the names and places that were made up to begin withqol is good though i guess
>>730507617No idea, i've played the PS1 original and War of the Lions but I still haven't put it in my PS5 yet
miggin
>>730507628Couldn't make it this year
>>730507616>Work from home>Still watch on muteHow fucking cucked must they be
>GOOOOOD MORNING PITTSBURGH!
>>730507453matsuno was really ahead of his time...
>>730507592I'll never move on. I have decades of content to love and live in and just because something ends doesn't mean you have to ever stop loving it!
>>730507598Based Argick
i'd be fucking pissed as hell if i was running the next game and had to hear this faggot hyping up all the shit afterwards
>>730507739>that guy that buys games but doesn't play them
>>730507726man i dodged a bullet going to bed after bananza
what the fuck are these incentives
>>730507406see you then anon
>>730507628I was about to ask about him too. CovertMuffin iirc.Is it true that he wasn't there last time cause he went to rehab because of alcoholism or some shit?
>>730507712I can't believe this was an actual, official secret costume. This game fucking ruined me.
>>730507648>speedrunning a kart racer with no story modeHuh, weird. Enjoy watching the tranny event, I guess.
>>730507548>>>/a/285176248
>>730507726Seems like it's been an ok year for gdq, about a 50/50 as far as quality goes which I don't think people expect even that much
Uhhh... tech crew?
>>730507862Enjoy being miserable
This host is insufferable
>>730507827literally me
>>730507893its an ad
I sometimes wonder if the people who like FFT actually understand the story
>barcade
START THE FUCKING RUN
>>730507876I want whatever brain injury you have, this has been the worst GDQ I've seen in more than a decade. It's not just the sheer amount of absolutely bottom-of-the-barrel garbage, it's every other run going overestimate.
Enough sonic, it's Final Fantasy time. Thoughts on my wife?
I need this host dead
>>730507952I just like the art-style, both in-game and the official artwork.
This would be less embarrassing if the host was literally kissing his ass on camera
>unc runkino incomming
>Eye-vah-lis. I thought Ivalice was more like ee-vah-lease.
>>730507478Goes well with Wind Waker coming up!
>eye va liss?????????
>JarpigAnd I am out
>>730507952sounds to me like you're overanalyzing it, there is little depth to it
>>730508004Blame yourself or god.>>730508016Surrender or die in obscurity!
ih-vuh-liss
>>730508040bless
>>730508031I always pronounce it ih-valice, like Chalice
>Old sweater>Pyjama pantsBased chad getting into Final Fantasy player cosplay.
comfy fun incoming
>squireinstant F
tried a couple times but I'm just not a fan of tactics games like theseI don't mind fire emblem grid stuff though, perchance
>>730508062its tactics dumbass
>>730507726>Majora's MaskQRD?
>>730508031your thought was correct
four alice
>thought the annoying host was gassing up this guy getting a run in for no reason>totally white bearddamnhe really has been waiting
>fat white older nerd looking runnerIt's gonna be good.
AAAHHH THE FLASHING IMAGERY
WAAAAH THE CAMERA IS MOVING TOO FAST IM LITERALLY HAVING A PANIC ATTACK WAAAAAH
No faith?
Is there any randomness in this? Or can you just memorise what square to move to/attack to do and auto-complete it every time?
How's the new hard difficulty mode in this remaster? Is it doable for a first timer or should I stick with normal for a first playthrough?
CAREFUL RAMSA
>>730507421right on cue
>>730507298Is AGDQ running Sonic CrossWorlds?
>>730508148WARNINGCARTOON VIOLENCE
>>730508110well personally once I realised people were getting protective over majora's mask and getting mad at low ratings I started posting ZZZ every time someone posted SSS
WARNING: YOUR FLASHING LIGHTS METER IS LOW
YOU'RE A FUCKING COMMONER
>>730507532ESA should never ever invite amerimutts of any type
>>730507876>ok yearWhat? Here is AGDQ 2025 in comparison. The difference of one year.
Where are their noses?
>>730508240just missed it anon
>>730508273yoink
>he/they>they/them>THESE TWOwhat the fuck?
>>730508258trannimals have no god
>>730507876lollmaoroflmao
For me?
>>730508110>Went over estimate>People started spamming ZZZ because "over estimate = auto ZZZ">People started spamming SSS to cancel out the ZZZThere are no good or interesting runs this year. Accept that. Anything with an interesting/unique chart rating, has to do with the thread, not the runs. Same with American Truck Sim, MaiMai, etc. Nothing interesting happened in them. Its just chart spergs.
>>730507726I wonder how it'll look when it's in ascending order of worst to best.
> flashing lights> violenceWHY DID YOU NOT WARN ME IN A MORE ACCESSIBLE MANNERIM SHAKING
I've spent maybe 10 minutes looking at the screen this entire event, mostly to see how many trannies are present for each game, and damn I'm gonna miss these threads.
IM A HEADBANGA
>>730508270People have been relentlessly spamming ZZZ in every semi decent run, leading to no purples.
Be honest, how many of you underleveled your Ramza and had to start literally the whole game over at this part?
>>730508329God would never say such things! In his eyes, all are equal! He'd never let this happen! Never!
>>730508270looks pretty much the same
damn that modern warfare 2 run must be sick
Favorite FF job is summoner, because fuck doing anything in combat. Why am I swinging a sword and getting close to enemies when I can just tell some giant fire demon to burn those cunts to a crisp?
>>730508270I thought that last year was also terrible but they managed to be worse than that. Way too many runs are overestimate.
>>730508425chartecker manually assigns the purples
>>730508426kek, me
>>730508426Never, but the second phase usually takes me 7-8 tries to beat without any of my guys dying permadeath.
>>730508426how far into the game is this?
>>730507520an actual cute femboy at agdq, that boipussy must be getting pounded 24/7
>>730508369
>>730508441>Cool tech>No notable chokes>No couch>Runner repeatedly snubs donoshillIt was pretty based.
>>730508270>actual purpleEven the game line-up was better too
>>730508491little over halfway
>30 mins of grinding in a speedrunwhy do they even run final fantasy games
>WARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGERY.>it never does, just minor camera rotation at best
>>730508270>People rated Sent SSS when he announced his retirement>Little did they know the damage he'd proceed to do to GDQ in his new position
>>730508426It was the match after that, I quite literally could not outspeed the assassins and the dumb brat suicided no matter what I didI was devastated
>two hour speed runyou don't see this bullshit at esa
>>730508565not even that, it's just because he is playing with turbo
>>730508545so around 20 hours? damn lol
Finally a good game
>>730508607they ran low% Twilight of Princess, anon
>males and females are different>2 genders onlyuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh helloo GDQ?????????????
>Males have less magic than femalesWhat if they put on a wig and a skirt?
>>730508607ESA started the show once with a Golden Run speedrun which was unskippable cutscenes for the first 45 minutes
>>730508597lmao the design of FFT is great>saves where you can fuck yourself>suicidal NPCs you're supposed to protect
>>730508607esa literally had a 14+ hour run
wow what a great and thought out system!
>>730508429You've been less than we from the moment your baseborn father fell upon your mother in whatever gutter saw you sired
ivalice is the best final fantasy world i like the lizard people and vieras and it's the only world with good looking moogles
If you were Ramza, what would you have done differently in part 1 to avoid what was to come? Remember you are a bastard and your family sucks aside from your sister.
>>730508110It was a great run, very tense, and one of the few runs that made me actually watch instead of having the stream on passively. People are just doing ZZZ on any run that goes over time, no matter the context, not realizing that the purpose of the charts isn't to hit an arbitrary number met by a schedule (which a disproportionate amount of people haven't been hitting this year implying a lot of the estimates are fucked). The purpose of these charts is simple: to give recommendations to people who have shit to do and can't watch the stream 24/7. There is already an indicator that a run went over time- it is literally in the key at the top. a ZZZ rating for JUST THAT is completely retarded and redundant. either remove it from the key or remove the ZZZ ratings.
I don't wanna watch this shit, someone tell GDQ to cancel the run please.
ok this is boring, I'll be back for mario after all
>>730508426FUCK this fight
>>730508663>>730508651>>730508642those are ironic
>>730508538I remember after AGDQ people in the thread were like "That wasn't a bad AGDQ. It wasn't great but it was at least alright. Are things improving?" Because it was the first decent GDQ in years. Then Sent became head of event programming after that AGDQ. And this was the event that happened after, as the Sent era began.
People don't talk enough about how iconic the black mage design is. They fucking nailed it.
>>730508607lol get a load of this guy
>>730507453What the FUCK was Wiegraf's deal?
What's your favourite run from the event?Mine is the Amnesia The Bunker runComfy, the runner knew his shit and the host wasn't a nuisance
>>730508805>is black>is a mage
>>730508426I didn't because at the point I played FFT I knew about this and was prepared and made a unique safety save before the dungeon gauntlet.
>>730508784stop coping, esa runs 2 streams so they can put in long runs. it's their thing
>>730508359The harsh truth no one wants to hear is that the ratings autism is meaningless. Most runs at the event are just fine if you have a genuine interest in the game/category/runners. The commentary might be stiff and the announcers might get annoying but ultimately there are few speedruns that are insanely good or absurdly bad. All the chart does is serve as a barometer for how active the thread is, the ratings are based entirely on vibes and say nothing about the run. You'd have to be up your own ass to think the majority of runs being rated C or D says anything other than that anons are bored.
>>730508663stream2 slop doesn't count it's for gay and autistic people only
>Been playing the game 3 months>Get selected as the runnerInteresting.
>>730508805
>>730508805>black mage>wears blue robe???
>>730508805he's cute, yeah
>>730508785This event is the first time I can remember that it's the last day of GDQ and I don't care. I'm not sad it's over so soon, I'm not looking forward to any final day runs. I just can't wait for ESA.
>>730508862fuck I forgot about this
>>730508728Don't forget that there's also the snowflake incels that screech ZZZ whenever someone donates with a trans rights comment
>>730508861The remake has only been out for 3 months brainlet
>>730508862KINO
>>730508871>black guy wears a blue shirt>he's not black anymore
>>730508607Doesn't matter if the run is good, that Doom one was 2H but it wasn't boring.
>>730508785Rose and Camellia was great fun
What the fuck is this? Final Fantasy chess?
>>730508694If I'm to die, I'd sooner do so swinging a sword than swinging from the gallows! I'll not be led away in chains!
>>730508854Its just a fun little thing I do. Once a run is just done I rate and move on. Then when I wake up I check the chart to see what I missed.I don't really check charts after the event is done. Once an event is done, that chart is memory holed until someone else posts it here and I look at it and remember runs and go "oh yeah"
>>730508728Going over is automatically a ZZZ though. Maybe you should submit a proper time next GDQ
>>730508705I think you're forgetting a race.
what if I wanted to get into speedrunning?where do you even start?I was thinking megaman battle network 6 but it seems insaneshort runs? games I already like? active boards?
>>730508903It had some great moments.
>/v/ said this would be amazingZ
>>730509045the first step is to transition
>>730509045play a game you like
>>730508359>>People started spamming ZZZ because "over estimate = auto ZZZ">>People started spamming SSS to cancel out the ZZZThis, along with the runs being underestimated all across the board for some reason (SMG, a 2 hour run, had an estimate of literally 4 minutes over the world record), is why chart's quality degraded. It's difficult to evaluate how much worse this GDQ actually is, because spergs can't rate properly. Over half of the runs have a barrage of Zs for no real reason and it got so bad some people started taking the joke K rating seriously, because they HAD to go lower than ZZZ, which should be a nuke reserved for the worst trainwrecks, not something you hand out like candy because a donation said "trans rights" once.
>>730508975YesDoes /v/ not even know about Final Fantasy Tactics anymore? What about Marche posting?
>>730509045genuinely just pick a game you actually like and can play for 1,000 hours
@730508907who invited twitter trannies into this thread?
>>730509034Wife
>>730508930Why did you write 2H instead of two hours?
>>730509072>strategy game where you grind at the beginning and then steamroll the rest of the game would be amazingWho told you this? You don't even get the great story of the game when they skip over all of it
>>730509124>@leave discordnigger
If they're going to trivialize the entire game, at least the runners or commentators could explain the story in a fun way.
>>730509085>estimate 4 minutes over world recordI’d been wondering about this with how many estimate changes they’ve done this time
wait till these people find out the STR difference between men and women irl
>there is a difference between males and females>UH ONLY IN THE GAME PLEASE DON'T BAN ME MEN AND WEMON ARE THE EXACT SAME A MAN CAN BE A WOMAN IF XHE WANTS
>>730508728>>730508907>>730509085filteredyou look at the dots and form your own opinion
>>730509197how was i supposed to know that?
>no men and women compatibility difference anymoreWHAT THE FUCK THEY MADE FINAL FANTASY TACTICS WOKE?!
Which way, gamers?
>>730508854>barometer for how active the thread isnot sure about that, some runs get spammed like hell>50-100 votes most runs>190 votes for blindfold mmalso who's to say those 50-100 aren't also spammed by like 25-30 fagsanonymous imageboards, mangbut yeah ratings aren't real
i'm so glad they removed that heckin problematic sex based compatibilitytrans rights!
>>730509105you're replying to a shitposter
>>730509334but theyre all dead
>>730509314they added a few lines that made gaffgarion sexist and agrias a strong woman who needs no man unironically
why aren't BM grinding job exp?
>>730509045Download LiveSplit, choose any game from your library, set up splits and just go. After a couple runs you'll have splits that take the average of past runs, and then the addiction will begin.
>>730509023According to who? There's no fucking law that dictates that. Yeah, it's important enough to some people, so chartanon added a symbol denoting it. It should end there.I think one of the runners (galaxy? not sure) mentioned that their estimate was basically impossible to hit. That means that other people are playing a role in setting the times this year, or runners are being pressured to suggested unrealistically low estimates. The purpose of a grade should be to evaluate the whole product. Tanking a rating based on any one single factor makes the rating useless. It would be equally as retarded to give a run an SSS because "It's my favorite game!", which some people do. It tells me absolutely nothing about what actually happened.
>>730509401WO)OOOOKKE!WOKE WOKIE WOOOKKKKE!
>>730508586genuienly kino. I used to play 2 on my game gear all the time
>>730509334Vivi is the cutest
look at all those chickens
>>730509105It just took French faggotry and UE stock assets for /v/ to praise this writing as the best thing ever
>>730509445wokie jockey
>>730509401What about the Agrias and whatever the guy with the guns name was romance scenes?
>>730508646>g*nderthe correct term is sex
>D-...did he just say "Clair obscur"?!?!>CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAPThe game was just okay, jesus fucking christ.
>>730509045go for a game you already likehave fun
>>730508902I think for me that was Final Fantasy 5. That was the most bizarre finale choice. Nothing against FF5 at all its an amazing game, but if you know your typical GDQ Finale game, FF5 just didn't fit that bill. And it was ran by a relatively unknown runner too. Was just very strange.
>>730509572with you? no thanks lol
>>730509045step 1: be autistic
>>730509679too bad twink *fucks ur ass*
Slow trainwreck inbound?
>>730509606the voice actors are trans
>>730508854I just use charts as an indicator if a run was interesting or not, rather than an indicator of run quality. So for example if a run doesn't have a lot of votes and was mostly rated in the D - B range, then clearly nothing interesting happened and its just a regular run. If its rathed really high or really low like an S or a Z, or has a lot of S or Z spam, then clearly something happened to cause that, then I check the key to find out what happened like trainwreck, ad game etc.Thats why I don't mind S or Z spam, it just means the run clearly made the viewers feel something positive or negative and helps indicate its a run where something happens. Rather than "Eh it was a run. C."
>>730509045>grab a game you like>try to play as fast as you can while still having fun>check speedrunning guides/strats/tech>run again with those>if you're still having fun keep going>if not drop it and back to step 1that's it, just drop the whole thing whenever you're not having fun, least you become a tranny
>>730509804
so this entire 2 hour run is just killing chickens for 2 hours?
trainwreck incoming
DON'TPANIC
>>730508902I stopped caring about the last day runs when that faggot melo started screaming over the ds3 runner.
>>730509804trainwreck more like transwreck LMFAOOO
>>730510032
>>730509262A lot. They ask for the lowest estimate realistically possible for hte runner. GDQ fall for this trap every year that I'm shocked they still do it>Accept a bunch of runs, way too many>Ask for the lowest estimate possible so they can fit them all in>The estimate is impossible for that runner to hit because they no longer get the top tier world record holding runners anymore>Run goes over estimate>Then the next run goes over estimate>And so on and so forth>Schedule gets fucked and they get insanely behind schedule>Add stall time on that too>Have to start bumping runs off in order to finish on time>Of course the staff neporuns aren't the ones bumped off>Still end GDQ at stupid o clock because they had to do a 1 hour stall to meet an incentive on the final day.
At least others "speedruns" with boring crap had the decency to cut it out by running from a save.
>>730509045step 1. Be a victim of oppression, if you aren't, troon out so you can bestep 3. use vidya as comfort therapy to runaway from your mental self imposed oppressionstep 5. ???step 69 profit
Went to make breakfast, they're STILL grinding in the plains?
>>730508426i had more trouble at the save rapha mission
>>730509023I'm not here to see skillful runners though, you're not gonna get skill at GDQ. I'm here to see entertainment. I am an entertainment first, informative second chad. So I don't care if they said they'd finish it in 40 minutes but they finished it in 40 minutes 30 seconds.
>>730510068Lmao I remember melo being so bad that they had to make a separate rating just for him. Shame most good runs in gdq are ruined by the host being a annoying.
>>730509023thats autistic
Why don't they let young speedrunners run on here anymore?Is it because they would get banned for their opinions inevitably?Or is it that youths are so put off by their woke bullshit that they don't want to speedrun there anymore? That and put off by old fucks rambling about how happy they are with their bucks and families and houses and shit. They just won't shut up about it. Obviously a generation that missed out on that shit would be a little put off by it. Fuck millenials.
buckle up bros, it's the last day .....
>grind until your main character can one shot everythingWOW WHAT A RUN!
Rate the first 40 minutes of this "run".
>>730510032Thats why I say the final day is the worst day. So it doesn't matter what runs are on from this point on, the event isn't gonna finish on a high as its the worst day. So its only downhill from here. Because he final day is a shillfest>>730510068And "WE GOTS POKEEEMMOOOOONN"
If they were smart, they'd ask for both an average expected time, and like a 99% percentile almost-worst-case time. Originally plan the schedule assuming the worst-case time, and then make sure you have enough backup runs to fill time if needed. But this still requires runners to be honest about the times.
>>730510232have you seen the shit that zoomers play? what would they speedrun besides minecraft? fucking roblox?
>>730510161>I'm not here to see skillful runners thoughYoutube let's plays might be more your speed>>730510212Cope
>>730510269Z
How the fuck did this shit get accepted?
you might not like it, but this is what real speedrunning looks like
>>730510245>super mario 64>wind waker>nightreign>hades 2Woah, atleast we're ending it with a series of good ga->3 hours of pokemon emeraldThe fuck were they thinking?
I just noticed the epilepsy warning for fucking FFT might as well leave that banner up the whole damn time if you're going to be gay about it.
I like RPG speedrunsThey're perfect background noise and the music is usually nice
Final day looks really shit. I'll see you guys in the ESA threads
why didn't they do a low XP run or some shit? This is a shit category for an event, boring first third and boring rest of the run because there's no chance of losing or fucking up
>>730510360>Adef is running it>Adef is staff>Sent is a doormat and people pleaser>Staff know that, hence why since Sent took over as head of event programming, that neporuns have tripled>Adef strongarms Sent into getting the finale slot>Sent is a door mat>Sent agrees
>>730510284There's no hard and fast rule about it, but generally it's understood that the estimate should be something you can beat 95% of the time. Problem is, people also want to make the estimate as low as possible so the game doesn't look "too long" to gdq when they're deciding the schedule. So there's a push and pull there that leads to some way too low estimates
>turned on the stream>Gabe Newell playsWtf?
>>730510091Everyone has been complaining about the troon tsunami for years but the increasing prevalence of neporuns is almost as bad.
>>730508307I don't really care, I'm just surprised that speedrunners have enough confidence to tackle a game that's only about five months old in front of the world.
Is this really going to be the rest of the run?
>american runner>is fat fuckEvery time.
>>730510401Lightning my beloved.
>/v/ when real speedrunning happens
RPG runs are bad enough, but RPG runs where the whole strat is grinding until you run over the rest of the game are absolute bottom tier.
>>730510470Its also that Adef has popped off on Youtube recently doing Pokemon content, so they've shoved him in the finale with a Pokemon game and went "Look everyone, its Adef doing Pokemon content, please come PLEASE WATCH, please donate!!!" It's so desperate.
>>730510619What skill does it take to grind for 40 minutes and then just one shot every other enemy in the game?
>>730510725Dedication. Perseverance.
>Thanks for visiting my stream! If you're wondering why I don't stream as often as some others, I am married with a 14-year-old daughter and an 11-year-old son, and I have a full-time job, so free time for streaming can be very hard to come by.
>>730510725Menuing is objectively difficult to do well as evidenced by the HeartGold run where one missed input invalidated the whole thing
>>730510725knowledge and exploitation of the game mechanics, you know, just like any other speedrun?
>any% (squire)>math skillwhats the fucking point??
>>730510725autism, the most important skill
>>730510491I think people don't realize how deep the rabbit hole goes with neporuns because a lot of them aren't visible staff. But for example, that American Truck Sim stream that was on at prime time? The black woman in that is staff who is in charge of their segregation event. The amount of neporuns on the schedule since Sent has taken over is insane. At the end of SGDQ last year we checked the credits and nearly every single run at SGDQ 2025 had a staff member either on the couch or running.
Apparently they didn't learn from Fire Emblem that these type of runs are fucking boring.
>last day>thread is deadGDQ bros...
>>730510297If you're watching these events for skillful runners, GDQ might not be your speed. Try Fast 52.
>>730511020The next run might be cool
>>730511020this run is boring
THE ENEMY IS VANQUISHED
>>730510780mfw
>>730511020Look at this shit. I can't imagine why nobody gives a shit anymore.
/v/ actin' all high and mighty about speedrunning again but literally none of you fags could beat ninja gaiden 1 even casually without cheating
>>730511020Wait until the finale because I suspect a lot of people are not gonna watch it because:>The annual boring Pokemon run>It'll be at a dumb timeI'm just gonna go to bed once the run starts.
>>730510619The best speedrun games have a combination of skill, randomness, and don't overstay their welcome. Something like the GTA games where you can map out your strategies and actually need execution to do them but also need to adapt in case some random pedestrian driving crazy fucks it all up
>>730511020I'm enjoying the run
The actual quote is "You cannot be serious!"
>>730511006>nearly every single run at SGDQ 2025 had a staff member either on the couch or running.You can always volunteer to help with the event, chud.
incredbily how none of these voices fit what i had in mind as a kid
>>730511120anons freaking out when they see real videogames. Typical
>refusing AgriasFUCKKKKKKK YOUUUUUZ TIER RUN
>>730511120>Boring long TRPG run>Melo Acevedo>Stolen from ESA right down to the game choice run>Wind Waker Might be good>Brutal Melo again>Nightreign. Enough said. With Bonus game shilling.>Hades 2 with Flygone and Quacksilver. With Bonus game Shilling>Quiz Theater Kids segment>Bonus game that will be TOTALLY AUTHENTICALLY HIT GUYS also Quacksilver again>The usual shitty boring Pokemon Emerald neporun that GDQ obsessively runs every year, this time with Ohheyitskara for an extra dose of shittiness
Gacha speedrun when?
>>730511273@grok put her in a bikini made out of dental floss
>>730511296lmao
>>730511234Ramza should have a high pitched girly voice befitting a twink, not this low bass shit what the fuck
>>730511120Fuck I got excited seeing wind waker, but then I saw it was ACE shit
>>730511165This only works until the run becomes optimized. Then the pedestrian simply becomes a reset.
>>730511317@grok give her "that" tattoo
>>730509045go to http://speedrun.com/ and find a game in your library that has zero submissions, or make up your own arbitrary category.submit a lets play for that game and category.congratulations you are 70% of gdq 'speedrunners'
>running a FFT category without banning Mathwhat the fuck why even botherThere's already runs that ban Math and aren't even much slower so why the fuck wouldn't you just submit a slightly longer but infinitely more interesting run?
>>730511120>Silksong as Bonus GameIt's going to be the $2mil incentive isn't it?
>>730511120This is what we have left...It's almost over anons...And there's nothing left to redeem the event...
>>730511378How about you play something fun AND without choking? Faggot
>>730511273>>730511317>>730511376@grok make him punjabi
>>730511120Won't Super Mario 64 be good?Lots of potential for spaghetti.
>>730511020Boring as hell run and nothing on the schedule expect maybe Mario. This might be it for me
>>730511431Yeah, it’s like running FFVII with slots or some shit
>last game of the event is Pokémon EmeraldWHY
>>730511378Because Math is a broken skill and fucking trivializes the game
>>730511120Whats sad is the potential in this, and I guess the event. The game choices aren't bad, whats bad about them is the people who are running, couching and hosting, as well as the stupid gimmicks attached to them.Do Wind Waker but no stupid ACE shit, do Hollow Knight but not as a shill bonus run, do Pokemon Emerald but not as the finale.I could see this lineup working at any other event except GDQ, where actual skillful runers run it and arent disrupted by "WE ONLY NEED 500 THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR THE BRAND NEW INSERTED BONUS GAME OF BREATH OF THE WILD LETS GO TWITCH CHAT LETS GO TWITCH CHAT HOYYYYPP CHEF YES CHEF"
>>730511540Check the runner
>>730511540Im sure they're going to reveal some mystery game bonus incentive that's Undertale or some gay shit.
>>730510591It's just cloud with pink hair and a less feminine benis.
>>730511540Ending on a JRPG is pretty typical. It's a nice way to land the plane. Pokemon being the JRPG of choice however is unwise.
>>730511534>FFVII with slotsQuick rundown of what this means?
>>730511540This might be a surprise for you but Pokémon is an incredibly popular franchise.
>>730511525Its just gonna be a bastardised version of ESA's run.
>>730511605>UndertaleThey don't want to draw attention to Shayy's run of Deltarune at the previous event
>>730511378>terrible run but i like the game :D SSS comfy!
>>730511610>Pokemon being the JRPG of choice however is unwise.Runner losing to the elite bosses is HYPE.
Say what you want about Pokemon but there's a chance for critical hits and interesting shit to happen vs this.
>>730511525I thought it might have been cool until they revealed in an interview last night that the people running it aren't the people who ran in the event like ESA does, but it will be GDQ the staff team. So another neporun.>>730511540See >>730510470
>>730511470you made it political...
Where are the the Moogles, the Bangaas, the Vieras, the Seeqs, the Nu mous, the Grias...?
>>730511613"Slots" is a limit break move that has normally a very low chance to instantly kill any enemy, including all bosses, and speedrunners exploit a glitch to win every fight with it.
Ping me when the run is over. I'm going to play the REAL game.
>>730511610I remember when they randomly had FF5 as the finale one time which was pretty out of the blue.
>>730511728FFT is just humans and monsters. Supposed to be the "Dark Ages" of Ivalice
>>730511697Isn't it 1 star each? Do they really have 70 staff?
>>730511613FFVII but when you get Cait Sith you use Slots to one shot every fight in the gameSlots is Cait Sith's second limit break, you spin slots and you get a different effect based on the result, one of them one shots any enemy in the game winning the fight instantly. It's easy to manipulate the slots to get this effect every time
>>730511598oh... oooooh...Yeah this might be good.And emerald is a game I haven't seen glitched much but played a fuck tonne of (more than any other generation).
>>730511649comfy has entertainment value, adhd tiktok addicted zoomer
>>730511610Yeah usually the finale isn't a big game but more of a quiet JRPG because everyone is tired and burned out. Its usually the second to last game thats the true main event. Usually either a classic speed game like Mario 64, OOT or Super Metroid, or its a first time run of a hot release in the past year that would potentially generate casual interest. So for example the second to last run this year is Hollow Knight Silksong.
Of course /v/ shits it's pants when the most popular game series of all time is the final speedrun
is that his fursona on the jersey?
so okay is anyone actually enjoying this crap?this genuinely may be the least interesting run the entire event
so... what category is the Emerald run?
>>730511870Roblox is the last run?
>>730511870Not even Nintendo's most popular game series.
>>730511697>it will be GDQ the staff team
>>730511690At least its not Keizaron running it. Keizaron getting cucked by a death note character was the best thing to happen to GDQ because now other people can run Emerald and actually be good at it. And we can have some decent Pokemon runs (except bogged Corvimae runs)
lol more like awful games done slow. fucking losers
>>730511754the nigga bought a video overlaid with train controls hahaha
>>730511886It's Sent jerking himself off by scheduling some RPG Limit Break crap on the final day
>>730511886Even in JRPG runs, there's still movement shit like step counts or buying equipment. This is literally just menuing and standing in the same spot one shotting everything
>>730511697>until they revealed in an interview last night that the people running it aren't the people who ran in the event like ESA does, but it will be GDQ the staff teamHaha wtf no way
retards stop arguing drop what game you are/ahve been playing whilst watching this. Hard Corps Uprising here
>>730511714@grok make him political
>>730511540Can't wait for it to be like every other Pokemon run where bad rng ruins it then it goes overestimate because Kezairon is a dogshit speedrunner
An under rated part of GDQ threads is the final day when people look at the schedule and see the slop thats left, and realize there's no hope for redemption. Also finale game choice reactions.
>>730512003Resident Evil 3
>>730511870nah nobody fucking runs gen 3 and I don't really know why because most pokemon runners are the demographic targeted for gen 3 (now around 30ish).But I'm shocked there aren't kids or teens running the newer pokemon or palworld, because those are big for them too. Are kids just not allowed to do runs at gdq? Do the police prevent them because of their profiles of most of the attendance? (kek)
>>730511989and the way everything gets cheesed isn't even funlike say, BG3 also cheeses all it's bosses with ridiculous damage but at least there they do it by gathering every corpse in a dungeon in a chest and dropping that chest on the bossthis is just purely "click enemy, damage number"
WIEGRAFFFFFF
>>730511923Roblox is a platform, not a singular game>>730511935Pokemon is more popular than Mario
How many attempts did it take for you to beat Wiegraf?
>>730511886Animal Crossing was waaaay more boring
>>730511914>Pick-My-MainWhat even is this?I'm going to the beach anyway, fuck this.
>>730511914>Pokémon Emerald - Pick-My-MainI'm assuming there's a constant bidwar between the party Pokémon, and whatever Pokémon is winning will be the party leading Pokémon
>>730511742>>730511807That limit break rings a bell now. Can't say I remember the instant win though, evenmore so against bosses.Was initially thinking materia slots.Thank you.
>>730512003Tony Hawk's Proving Groundthis game sucks, just finished project 8 the other day and that was way better
>>730512003Finishing some sidequests in Xenoblade X
>>730512103literally had to restart my game because my Ramza was underleveled and I didn't have auto potion or any real way to heal while spamming the skill that ups your speed
>He has no clue why they nerfed Wiegraf's health.I can very obviously think why.
>they made the wiegraf fight easierI'm glad I didn't buy this game and instead played the original.
Yeah eat shit host
>>730512105i watched that, the anorexic nerd was so self conscious it was unbelievable
>>730510091>Despite this, still add endless intermissions between runs like the fucking science shit
>>730512105nah at least something went wrong occasionally there and they actually had to execute some movement this is just pure nothing
>>730512003Still playing that South Park game, surprised at how much of the show I still member
>>730511697> I thought it might have been cool until they revealed in an interview last night that the people running it aren't the people who ran in the event like ESA does, but it will be GDQ the staff team. So another neporun.Not sure why I even got my hopes up.
>>730512103>>730512103I can't remember but I remember my strategy which was to apply that passive that regenerates health when you move. And I just circled around the map as he chased me in a game of cat and mouse, doing ranged attacks to him.
>>730511754Knio
>>730512105only fun thing was the weather nerd freaking out and watching how much the left dude was sweating
>>730512003been playing No More Heroes 2. Been wanting to play this series but it was on the WII until i realized there's switch ports.
>>730511697>the people running it aren't the people who ran in the event like ESA does, but it will be GDQ the staff team.That sounds lame, I'm disappointed.
>>730511754@Anonymous
>>730512258Wanted to check that out but never got around to it it's on my eternal backlog
>>730512090>Pokemon is more popular than MarioIn your dreams maybe
>>730512162This also they allowed everyone to wear the overpowered accessories that were made to balance the weaker special npcs like Reis. Lame.
Pokemon Emerald has a reputation for going extremely over estimate at GDQ and fucking up the schedule., So if they put it last, it can't do that. It can go as over estimate as it once.The thing is it probably won't go over estimate as the cause of it always going over estimate is now gone.
any good runs after chrono trigger?
*trivializes your game even without Mathematics*
>>730512150Speaking of xenoblade.>There will never be xenoblade 2 runsIt would be good just for the crowd going >DON'T FORGET ME>THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME>YA DUN
What is Any% Squire?
>>730512103Made Ramza a dragoon and jumped his ass to death.
>>730511378overestimate is a z ratingno exceptions
>>730512115Have fun at the beach man>>730512117annoying
>>730512385They ran Torna one yearThis crowd is for sure the type to complain about the female designs though so it's probably for the best
>>730511587The hosting for that SM64 is going to be loud and obnoxious. Spikes way too annoying when he's forcing this HYPE shit.Which is sad, because the few times I've listened in on his personal stream he's just normal.
>>730511886>click text click text click text>skip cutscene>enter battle>click flare>win>repeatThere are people in this very thread saying this is comfy and worth SSS
To make the relay a little more interesting, lets make it a race. Here is the time it took ESA to beat the exact same run. GDQ has to beat this time to win.
>>730512103I'm not even sure if I didn't beat it first try. My ramza was a dual fisting monk and punched the shit out of him
>>730512304I'm enjoying it so far. Altho some of the clanky WII movement is still there you get used to it. Been playing strictly on a controller altho you can use the joycons like you would use the wiimote if you really wanted to I think.
>>730512396Just complete the main story. Squire difficulty is lowest difficulty.
>>730512329>the cause of it always going over estimate is now goneA specific runner or ?
>>730512003Testing out melon mix 358/2
caleb doing a 16h HUNDO run is way better than this kek
>>730512347Good. He's a chad
Based HP Critical trigger.
this shit is pure ass
>>730512543Okay, so it's not class related then. Thanks.
>>730512543>they added difficulties to FFTwhat the fuck
>>730512523incentives are adding stars so not going to happen
>>730512523I'm gonna watch 'em both at the same time, why not.
>$500 anonymous no comment
>>730512246I tried my best.
>>730511981I remember at a science place where I live there was this literal "walk the dog" simulator with a treadmill that played a video at a speed depending on your treadmill speed.I thought it was the best shit because you could sprint and it would make the video play the tape (not a dvd because it had VHS artifacts) faster. ...I wanna go back to those days.Things are so awful now and there's not a shred of optimism compared to pre-gfc times. Even kids complain that they have nothing.
>>730512589It actually kinda is, if he wasn't so fucking bad at 100%
>>730512013men rules
>play on lowest difficulty >grind just to spam holy arithmetics and 1 shot everyoneWOW SUCH AN EXCITING FUCKING RUNZZZ
>>730512636Had to give the vets something with Tactician.
Do you think there's any trading sex for a run slot?
>>730512589Tifa
>>730512648Their fault for adding that. We'll call it a handicap because GDQ clearly has the more skilled runners.
Wtf did his kid die or something?
wtf happened
????????????????
Is he shitting his pants lol
HE'S DEAD
Wooooww.. did he just do blackvoice?! That kind of racism is NOT allowed.
He's gotta take a shit
>>730512760
Did he have to take a shit or something?
When you gotta go you gotta go!
>>730512735It's a shame these events always have gay FF grindfests and not the true JRPG speedrun experience of RNG manipulating with every button press in Dragon Quest
I'm tired, boss
what the fuck happened? Did he shit himself?
GO WHITE BOY GO
What just happened?
>>730512429>Have fun at the beach manI refuse to have fun. You can't make me.
lmao the sharty meme is real
>SHADMANPLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE SCREENCAPPED HIM RUNNING AWAY
Hes going to the fucking bathroom?!AHAHAHAHAHA
>Something is finally hapening>It's the game killing itself
>>730512716that's part of the ride
Look at what speedrunning does to a person..
GO TO THE BATHROOM YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF
GO TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE YOU DO A RUN RETARD
>You're talking too much about the game. We're pausing the run to shill donations for a couple minutes
>he was trying to fart and realized it was more
>>730512735The least they could do is summarize the story or make it dramatic or some shit
GO TO THE BATHROOM
Dilation break!Remember to hydrate!And take your meds!GOOD - VIBES - KREW wishes you a happy final day of AGDQ 2026!
>>730512879>>730512878NOTYEEEET
hah
NUH YET
TECH CREW!
gambled on a fart and lost
>>730512246What kind of Japan sim has no anime girls? Where's the shupos?
You know, I'm surprised this hasn't happened more in GDQs
>Not wearing a diaperClearly he's not a true speedrunner
This gave me an idea>Trick someone into eating a laxative chocolate brownie before their run
>>730512925I CAN SMELL YOU, GO TO THE BATHROOM
>>730512680And I did it!
Gonna need a webm of him running away from the game
OH NO NO NO
>>730512841Mandatory Shoutout to the Tech Team
>clapping as he returns from his piss break
What the hell happened? I walk away for a minute and missed something??
>actually had to leave to take a craplmao
>Diarrhoea breakSSSS
I'm in the crowd. There's shit everywhere. Send he
lemao @ mongoloids on twitch pretending like this is some big health emergency when the dude had to take an emergency shit
that is the walk of someone who has to replace the column Samson toppled
imagine if Kungfu or Jaidlyn were on the couch and really had to shit but couldn't leave so they were just ripping ass the entire time haha
It should just be understood that if you shart you just keep going and fix it later, no? Only two people could smell it at that distance and if they're friends, they'll just man up and accept the stench.
>>730512961me when poopy pants
>>730512979let's internalize this shart break yall
>>730513015Holy fuck, I'm dying
>>730512958Who needs girls when it has trains?
someone clipped it???
>>730512589What's up with Caleb and that sex doll
>Removing sweat from his forehead>Sorry about that life happens, lets call it thatHE SHIT HIMSELF
why is aeris british
need the shadman webm of him running away
>>730512452>This crowd is for sure the type to complain about the female designs though so it's probably for the bestAnd this is why GDQ sucks. Low test. Low energy. No balls.We need the top gear energy of grumpy overcompensating men talking mysogynistically about everything with slurs while women mock them for having no balls. It just werks.
There's no way that dude shit that quick
>go to bed, anons arguing about charts >wake up, anons arguing about charts>"over estimate is automatically zzz reeeee">"the purpose of the charts is blahblahblah reeee"cant wait to spam A and F ratings on the next run to spite these retards
If he took a shit and came back that quickly there's no way he wiped
>>730512980I played this game in a Japanese arcade once and a Japanese guy recorded me doing it, I guess he thought it was funny. to be fair it was my first time playing it ever so the idea of a foreigner running the Shibuya line and having an entire train full of people just waiting around for their conductor to figure out how to go was probably funny
>>730513053If those trains are girls, then it'll do. But I do expect them to blush, at the very least.
>>730513017
He probably needed to take some heartburn medicine if we're being honest
>>730513064everyone is british in this
>>730513084>>730513103>amerifats when they don't have 30 minutes to wipe their gigantic asses
>Not having a shitting sponge for just such an occasion
>>730513084He was already halfway done in his pants, doesn't take that long to finish the job. Probably didn't even wash his hands, speedrunner as he is.
Reminder to not sit on your ass for too long while playing games so you don't get hemmoroids and wear down your sphincter muscles that keep you from shitting yourself. Eat lots of fibre too!
Oh fuck off i look away one second and the runner shits himself life is a fucking joke
What was that big pause about? I was doing something else but the run seemed to stop for like 15 minutes. Is it still going for another 35 or so minutes?
>>730513059he says is his ''friend'' and get very angry if you say anything about sex doll, or sex with it. I dunno lol. think is just a joke
>Stomach starts playing up>On a world record run live on stream
>>730513103If I had to guess, it was just a wipe. The deed was already done in his pants.
>>730513119lmao the looks of absolute confusion and concern on the commentators' faces
>>730512981Reverse it for a new miggy webm
>>730513174diarrhea
>>730513119lmao at the guy on the couch with the deer in the headlights look
>>730513119>SHADMAN
>>730513119unc bowels
>>730513119Looks like he turned around and mouthed "I got to pee"
>>730513017stop trying to give me a boner
guys we might see a brown stain on the white chair pretty soon
>>730513119
>>730513084He cast Haste on himself but it missed
If you never shit yourself while playing a game you are not a real gamer.
>>730513119Is anyone a good lip reader?
>>730513160>stole deathmarch from us>stole breakdancing, the kino that supplanted itI'm still mad
>>730513084He's a speedrunner. He's got all the toilet routes optimized, perfect lines, and he probably even RNG manipulated whether the doors would be left open.
>>730513119He couldn't just fucking hold it?????
>>730513086jerk
they're gonna have to throw that chair out after then run
>>730512905I like this picture even though I hate everything in this world
>Z tier run>thread is slow as fuck>guy leaves to take a shit>suddenly thread is aliveIs that all it takes for you niggas?
>>730513084Sounds like the runs.uh-oh.Yeah you can't stop that.
>>730513167funnily I got hemorrhoids the day before AGDQ started and this has been the most painful week in my life
>>730513119I can't tell if he's saying "I need to pee" or "My phone is ringing"
>>730513207>Oh god, I'm going in a cringe complition, aren't I?
>>730513237lel
>>730513119>mr president, the twin bowels have been hit
>>730513276THE JERK STORE CALLEDTHEY'RERUNNINGOUT OF YOU
>>730513015?
>>730513308kino
>>730513119it's even funnier with audio, he doesn't even say anything
Reminds me of Pope's MM 100% record where he shat himself during it.Was epic.
>>730513119that was not just a piss, you can wait or at the very least say that you need to leak, he had no time, it was a shitty situation
>>730513160>clean it up jannies
>>730513259I miss deathmarch so fucking much
what a shitty choke
>Had to shit>Now Game Over'dKEK
>>730513084He speed ran it and did shit% using pants skip.
>>730513308based>>730513303That's how boring this shitty (heh) run is, a guy crapping his pants is unironically the most exciting thing in the run
>>730513308> we’ll be right back.jpeg
>he knew
looks like the math isn't adding up
>>730513160that one lady got hit by the splash back
>Got Elmdore'dFucking based.
people in chat think they're being smart "le ackchually" guy saying you can catch excaliburs when the joke is that you can buy them if you use the duplication bug at shopsthese niggers don't know shit
>>730512493Spike is really performative and yeah going by his streams, you'd think he'd hate current GDQ and would have dropped it when all the other old guard did but he's still going and putting on that act.>>730512385Wasn't there a Xenoblade 2 run with Chuggaconroy of all people on the couch once?>>730512571Yes, big Keizy.
>>730513349When you gotta go, you gotta go.
GET GENJI GEAR'D FAGGOT
>>730513084You can shit in less than 2 minutes especially if it's just water diarrhea. I've seen enough voyeur videos to know
>>730513405They sure could use a mathematician right now.I wonder if there are any there?
>>730513119Feel kinda bad for him.Imagine doing a 2 hour run and 1 hour in you all of a sudden feel the biggest diarrhea fountain stirring up in your bowels.
Speaking of natural logs, sounds like that's what the runner just dropped, eh Waldorf?
>>730513373
>>730512385All of the Xenoblade runners have been cancelled for grooming
>>730513462Looking forward to years of people asking for a quick rundown on this webm
The designated shitting break was the most exciting part of the run
>>730513479We some runners have shat themselves during world records. It's not a first.
it's hilarious but I also respect the dude who just walks out to take a shit in front of thousandspretty sure this has never happened before?
>run so boring thread resorted to toilet humor
You don't get logs in an emergency shit, you can always hold those and just accept the stomach ache. This one was squirty or at the very least soft.
>>730513119The brown pen was probably already in the process of making some art down there
pretty telling when the most exciting thing to happen this run is the runner running off to take a shit in the middle of it
>>730512385>Xenoblade runWe need to get him on the GDQ stage. GDQ would love him as he's the positivity they're looking for.
You guys ever see those twitch whores that stream and accidentally leave the stream on when they piss and shit haha
>>730513595Shit happens.
>>730513595>run so shitty the runner literally shits himself
>>730513546Are neckbeards and trannies at gdq so unhygienic that they now cancel people that groom themselves?>imagine the smell
I haven't watched anything since castlevania, anything interesting happen?Also how old is the dude running now? I'm old and he looks old.
>>730513310>Sounds like the runs.>you can't stop that.He just did, they even paused the timer.
>>730513601liquid hot lavaimagine the relief he felt
>>730513103Wiping is sub-optimal and slow.
>>730513546Not the smiling man
>>730513119if he was playing on switch he could've finished the run in the bathroom
>>730513635"accidentally"
>>730513160Was this 2016?
>>730513601You can actually see him move around on his chair a few times, then starts doing the chair spin right before he runs off, it was definitely one of those explosive ones that press against your sphincter like a hydraulic press.
>>730513557The best is gonna be when it appears on the chart and people ask "qrd?" and we gotta say "The runner shit himself" and they'll probably be like "No but really, what happened?" and then we gotta explain thas what happened.
>>730513626>nevar forgor>the japanese 2021 death march
I hope we're still talking about him shitting his pants next thread
>>730508040I wanna kiss her tummy
>>730513635hm, source? I want to show this to a friend
>>730513303the runner having to speedrun taking a shit was the highlight of the run, that's how boring it is.
>>730513119Do you think GDQ staff will ban him for this?
>>730513705He left at a good time, the chair was white so it would have started to become visible.
I genuinely don't understand how other people are incapable of holding it in unless they are sick or something
>>730513697Yes>>730513745They need to bring it back
>>730513586I've seen runners shit themselves on stream during a record run kek. >now you know why they call him poop squidward.
>>730513601AGDQ 2026 so good it got us analyzing the consistency of the runner's shit
>>730513797they will absolutely greylist him for this
>>730513797Yes apparently he asked where the “men’s room” was to the staff and sealed his fate
Watching on youtube, what happened? Runner just left
>>730513797For what? For giving him a food poisoning?
>>730513835Try eating american food and you will
>>730513303Well you said it yourself, its a Z tier run. It's just spamming the same move over and over and choking when the move doesn't one hit kill. So there's not much to talk about.
>leave my pc to go take a shit>come back>runner comes back from taking an emergency shit at the same timeSomething tells me this run is shitty
>>730513753Is this summer camp or something?I hope this break never ends and we are all friends next year?You soppy thing
>>730513768https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzukVcF4Tfw
>>730513857don't you mean brownlist?
>>730513835Considering how fat he is he probably ate an entire meal fit for a family before the run and have himself the liquid shits.
>>730513475Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?He used a pencil to work it out.
>>730513797he should just claim he has chron's or something and call them ableist
>>730513629Tell you one thing about xeno players, they REALLY love their game.
>>730513119This made me realize just how old these speed runners are getting. If they refuse to take care of their health I wouldn't be surprised to see some live pass outs come next year.
>>730513835have you seen the gdq food menus? kek
>>730513929>Someone gets a heart attack in the middle of a run
>>730513667Yeah but is it really a run if you don't shit yourself on stage?
You can't not rate this run a Z. You know a run is bad when you'd rather theorize on the consistency of the runner's shit by how quickly he ran off and how quick he was away.
mario bros, are we HOIIIIYPE for the only run of the marathon that matters?
>>730513898that wasn't as bad as I expected it to be
>>730513119Interesting how people complain about India being stinky while a white guy just browned himself on stage even
Shoud've just shat himself.I doubt anyone would notice with how bad that room already smells.
>>730513976i'm calling ICE for that one Carlos
The run isn't worth shitting yourself over.
>>730513983gonna rate it an S for Shit now, chief
What the fuck, the second after I closed the stream I missed it all
he should have brought his own gaming chair
>>730513929but remember to hydrate!!!!
>>730513929>>730513965>They don't know about the current state of Tiny Tim.I don't wanna depress /v/ since I know they're fond of him.
>>730513629>normalshocked they don't do easy mode considering the run is apparently 7 fucking hours (unless there isn't one)
>>730513629Who?
>>730513929They're gonna have to resort to that given how much viewership drops from event to event.
>>730514029>father with 2 kidsWhy would he disrespect himself like that.
>>730514009An Indian shitting himself on the stage would be so unremarkable that no one would even draw attention to it.
>>730514037That's why noone will remember your name
>>730513867they had a brown out
>>730513992wtf is this sport? sponges, shit and now this....
>>730514084Brutal.
Why are you still talking about the runner's shit?Move. On.
>>730513835inflammatory bowel diseases give you literally unholdable diarrheaswhen you feel it you have about a minute until shit is spraying out your ass regardless of whatever else is happening
>10k anonymous donation with no commentIt begins...
>>730513992tfw forced to acknowledge limitation of fragile human body
>>730514069He's fine everything is fine
>>730513965>>730514069
>>730513901oh no you really don't wanna land on matt merkle's brownlist
>>730514092>Why would he disrespect himself like that.
I don't know how to rate this bros>boring ass run that was grinding for 40 minutes and then one shotting for the rest>but he almost shit himself on camera
What happenes if he dies? Is there autosave?
>starting to get the urge to shit now even though im drivingdamn
>>730514116How do you know it was shit?!Have you even tried it?
>only 6 runs left after thiskinda light day?
Orbonne Monastery? yooo they got FFXIV references in this game
>2 levels detracted due to designated shitting break
>>730514124They gotta hit a donation total that doesn't indicate that the event is dying despite the viewership
>>730514105Speed walking.Unfortunately it is no longer an olympic sport because there is no female equivalent.
Man let it go. Enjoy the runs.
>>730514116its for charity, lighten up
>>730514195More like Let it flow.
>>730513918
>boring turn based menu sim jrpg game>no fem or trans cutie on screen>fat nerd in pajamas running yeah it's gonna be a ZZZ from me dawg
>>730514161It's so we can have more time for ads and stalling for donations
>>730514069the man will be immortal due to me sending him positive vibes for at least 10 years past our sun exploding
>>730513918CARLOOOOS
>>730514195Down his leg?
[Sad News] SpikeVegeta is banned from events because he defended the toilet break
>>730514236You forgot>runner shits himself and pauses the whole eventA
>>730514187>because there is no female equivalentuhm...woman just need to...walk (speedily)? solved
Did they pause the timer while he was shitting?
>>730514195letting it go wouldn't be intelligent
I played some gamesHow long was his pause?
>>730514151add a + to your rating, simple as>runner live tweeted on the shitter that he ate the spyro sub
is this the game that had "judges" on the field or is that some other game with this same grid structure?
kinda cramped for the final
>>730514195>enter battle>flare>leave battleI AM ENJOYING THE RUN
>>730514257Deserved. Runners must defecate on stage if they must go. It's da rulez.
>>730514342you are thinking of FF tactics advance
>>730514195Actually made me audibly laugh.
>>730514325Like 2-3 minutesPersonally I think he pissed, not unless he speedran his shit
>>73051432525 minutes, and he's still gonna be underestimate
>>730514257Spike pukes all over himself no need to listen to him.
that might've been the only speedrun timed shit at GDQ
>>730514325>How long was his pause?it was an any% shit, no wiping, no washing hands, quick runback
>>730514284yeah
RPG Limit Break includes a poop bucket or poop sock (runner choice) specifically to prevent this
>>73051410550km race walk, got removed from the Olympics because it was so brutal that a women's category wasn't viable
>>7305143253 minutes, too short to properly clean up.
>>730514387I can pass liquid shit in that time. I would struggle to properly clean tho
>>730514363Update: He's no longer crammed.
>>730514387It was a piss because of how comfortable he’s been on his return. Trust me, I’d know.
>>730514403Well on par with this event.
I can't play turn based games in 2026 anymore, thanks to my ADHD brain
>>730514195kek that got me
NEW THREAD FOR SHIT RATE OR STAY HERE?
>>730514403Any% shiting would just be going in your pants
>>730514462he did a paper skip to optimize his time
>>730514448This definitely would have been in the bucket category.
>>730514494New thread now
mig before rating
>>730514401New world record speed shit, too.
>>730514497any% (No Throne Skip)
>they need more than 1 minute to shitAbsolute noobs
>>730514483>runner screaming at the top of his lungs as he speedruns passing a kidney stone before jogging back to the stage
>>73051432515 minutes. he's a shy pooper so he had to go up to his room on the 40th floor to take care of business
Him shitting himself is more entertaining than 2 Hours of Tactics. Should have had a timer for it.
>>730512493And its ran by KingJ, this really annoying runner who just appeared at ESA one day, couched a bunch of runs, was obnoxious and annoying, then fucked off after. And apparently stole the relay run that happened the year he was there.The relay was 360chrisms idea, and he's not on the GDQ relay, so this fucker literally just went to ESA once and stole a run he liked and decided he'd host it with Spike of all people.
The run should be more important than taking a shit
>>730514494not even page 10, more than enough time
10 minutes under estimate with a shit breakrespectable
>>730514452that sounds fun to watch
>>730513119me when i mig
>>730514452I don't think the men's was viable either given how many people shat themselves.Probably put people off the sport entirely 2bh.
>>730514195
RATE THE RUN(S)
RATE FINAL FANTASY SHARTICS
RATE THIS SHIT
Wow what a shitty run
>>730514635>>730514636S
>>730514635>>730514636B for brown, like the shit he took
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651Z shit boring run
is he gonna address the shitting situation now?
>>730514491correction, you can't play BAD turn based games. Give a try to E33 (best game in the world btw) and you would be surprised
The guy got soft locked and had to go clean up his adult diaper and he's still making better time than other runs this year. Truly a man of his craft
>>730514635>>730514636AEven with a shitting break his run is >10 minutes underestimate.Other runners could learn a thing from him.
>>730514628>>730514452what is it about power walking that makes people shit themselves?
>>730514403>>730514497"Uhhh, so now what we're gonna do is something called pantskip. By doing this skip you can just skip the entire going to the toilet portion of the run, as well as the washing of hands after. It can save up to ten minute!"
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651A
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651S because he made underestimate after that
>>730514491Well get used to them, because E33 is gonna have a billion clones.
>>730514635>>730514636C for crapped his pants
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651K
>>730514636F
>>730514651>>730514636S for SHIT
>>730514635>>730514636B just for being under estimate while almost shitting his pants.
>>730514585Nah, they paused the timer for his shit.
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651C
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651B
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651S for shart
Shart anon, please add new category.
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651D(idn't watch until the shit show)
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651DEven the funny shitting break can't excuse how boring the run was
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651C for Crap
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651Z
>>730514635>>730514636B
>>730514635E
>>73051469550km of wiggling their bum and churning their solid poos into liquid.
>>730512493His personal streams are fine. He gets too excited at events though kek.
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651B for Browned
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651A. Good shit.
>>730514651>>730514636>>730514635Dwould be ZZZ if not for the shitting incident
>>730514635D
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651S for pooing in the loo and still going underestimate
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651SSS! Under time even with the shit break.
>>730514636S for a good shit
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651B shit%
>>730514636B
>My wife and kids, if you are watching:>I hope you washed my pants while I was gone
>>730514651>>730514636>>730514635ZZZ poo run
>>730514636CThe run was pretty boring, outside of the runner having the runs and a couple of bad RNG rolls it wasn't really interesting.
the vibes are so different pre-shart compared to post-shart
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651ZWe'd rather analyse whether he shit his pants or not than actually watch and talk about the run. Also it was spam one OP move over and over, not much skill in that.
>>730514635B>>730514651S
>>730514635Z FFT run.Gonna give him a B for his speedruns though. Most don't have the balls to attempt wipeskip since getting kicked out for bad hygeine is a massive time loss.
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651B for brown streak.
>>730514636D
well, time for me to do a shit any% (toilet paper) myself, wish me luck
>>730514651>>730514636>>730514635D
AND THANK YOU TO THE BATHROOM LADY I DID NOT HAVE TIME TO FLUSH
>>730514635B- commentary was consistent and not obnoxious. Run seemed pretty good and he quite possibly soiled himself.
>>730514908Go underestimate!
time to STALL for the incentive
>Time for Saturday rundownwe just had that, dude
>>730514908>not doing the toilet paper skip
>>730512493Oh god, Spike is gonna be part of this? I'm so fucking tired of his horrible voice. It's like a cheese grater to my fucking brain.
Wish Kungfu would SHIT on that couch
I see theatre kids I close the streamNothing else to add
>page 10UH GUYS???
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651D for dump
holy shit how does ANYONE live their life with THREE (3) nose rings? it makes me feel sick even seeing ONE
>>730514908Don't forget to wash hands for good RNG anon.
>>730514976Spike is that one guy who thinks he's the funny guy of the group but no one else thinks that.
KFFC Poop Break 100% (Glitchless)
>>730514963Americans run the toilet speedrunning discord, the bidet strategy is still banned if you want to upload the run.
>>730514908Make sure to try the new strats, looskip is a game changer. Turns out you don't actually need to visit the bathroom to complete the runs.
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651F
>>730514651>>730514636>>730514635B
>>730514995nuh yet
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651D
>>730514636>>730514651C boring strat x 10000
>>730514963some runners think it's better to include that part
>>730514995HOLD.....
>>7305150121st and 2nd ring didn't give them the attention they craved, so they tried a third.
>>730514387that was 100% liquid shit. You can tell by his movements a minute before he left that there was no stopping it. If it was piss he would be squirming for a long time beforehand
>>730515024That and his fucking voice, it's sounds like he's done irreparable damage to it from screaming his entire life.
>>730514635>>730514636>>730514651F(aeces)
>>730515024Spike is hampered by gdq regulations so he can't be as based as he really is.
ANON YOU ARE SAGING YOURSELFMIG TO THE NEW THREAD
>>730515083GO TO THE BATHROOM, YOU'RE MIGGING YOURSELF
>tried to make new thread>fucked up one of the four captchaswelp, not doing that again, somebody else's problem
>>730515175This.Spike is from old guard after all.
>>730514995Don't worry, 3 people will make a thread at the same time and fuck it all up.
run idea for agdq 2027: use laxative and finish game before getting permabanned for shitting up the chair
>>730515204>>730515205
>>730515204>new threaduhh... where?
the category in india is pretty well optimized with many major skips
>>730515269>>730515269>>730515269
>>730514635B
>>730515251right here*unzips dick*
>>730514628about half the walkers DNF and then there's some hilarious ones that finish over a hour after everyone else, but not even possible for enough women to do it so when the woklympic committee made it a rule that all events have to have the same events for men and women it was kill
