it's literally bros at the studio sat down and went "yeah lets create the perfect woman"
Courtney takes what Courtney wants.
Jerking off to art made by a man makes you gay.
>>730515056Oh well guess I'm gay
>>730514749>septum ring>perfect
>>730514749>nose ring>smokes>dyke hair>brownImagine finding this shit attractive
>>730515140Yes.
>>730515140yeah nigga
>>730514749>nose ring>smokes>dyke hair>brownImagine finding this shit unattractive
>>730515140>>730515201Needs some tattoos too.
>>730515973She actually had a tattoo in her concept art, but they cut it from her final design.
fakest IDGAFer ever
>>730514749I FUCKING LOVE VISI AND WISH SHE WERE REAL AND I WAS ROBERT
>>730514749>acting like a bitch>nose ring>smoking>dyke hair>mutt>curse you're brown or retarded
>>730514749This is the one voiced by that sekiro artist/god of war writer?
>>730516134>>730515201I like her purely because of her personalityBlonde blazer is more physically attractive
>>730515201The appeal of "fixing someone" isn't exclusive to women. The idea of "taming" however, outside of gay men, is almost exclusive to women.
>>730516150No that's Malevola the demon chick.
>>730516081https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAwbNj2f3n4
Robert owes Courtney love and sex.
>>730514749Total paki retard.
Not buying your boring capeshit goyslop you fucking advertiser nigger
Don't date a smoker.
>>730514749>>"yeah lets create the perfect woman">cattle ring>smoker>bitch >wine aunt hair>mystery meat>100% used bads
>>730515056But what if she was drawn by a woman?
Love Courtney
I picked blazer despite knowing it was probably the wrong choice, but god damn they really did not care about her route even a little bit. I had stronger feelings towards fucking phenomaman than to blazer. She could have been the perfect aryan gentle femdom goddess but they had to go and treat her like she's a stupid human being, the few times they even let you interact with her. Utterly generic. I'll have to play again and make the correct choice.
>>730514749>Pic unrelated
>>730518895>t.
>>730519051>invisipaki have to falseflag even after getting the normgroid audience kekaroo
>>730514749sorry wrong pic
>>730519051>She could have been the perfect aryan gentle femdom goddessBased taste
>Smoker>Perfect
yeah that's cool and all but I'm still not playing the e-celeb VN slop.
>>730520330you have to understand, most people on /v/ are mentally ill and wouldn't know what a perfect woman looks like even if she saves you from getting your ass beat and offers you a job and your life back
Call me a pussy, but if I had to choose between being a septum-pierced smoker's punching bag or a celebrity's rebound, I'd rather just stay single.
You posted the wrong picture OP
>>730514749You're annoying as fuck
>>730514853Is her real name really Courtney? Thats hilarioushttps://youtu.be/bP3jfOkj4IA
>>730520330Robert will help her quit after briefly becoming a smoker with her.
>>730520842>Courtney is number 1Kek
>>730520802Got a bit turned on when she grabbed that beer bottle with her tail. Still, the obvious ship is phenomaman with her, his alien genitals should be compatible with demon pussy.
>>730521745>Still, the obvious ship is phenomaman with herThe fuck? No. Their personalities are completely incompatible and i dont think we see them speak to each other even once outside of missions.
>>730521745P-Man needs an asexual chick who is also autistically obsessed with Magic the Gathering.
TOTALVISILOVE
>>730522612Love Courtney. Cuddle Courtney. Wipe a tear from Courtney's face. Slam dunk a baby into Courtney's waiting womb. Take Courtney to dinner. Dance with Courtney to a slow song. Give Courtney a surprise hug from behind. Wake up as Courtney's little spoon. Meet Courtney's parents. Make Courtney breakfast in bed. Explain to Courtney that stealing donuts is wrong. Open the pickle jar for Courtney. Hack the IRS to erase Courtney's debt. Fight crime with Courtney. Give Courtney a lame gift only surprise her with a wedding ring. Take Courtney for a walk in the park. Carry Courtney to bed after a long day and too much wine. Take Courtney to a cheesy romcom. Tell Courtney to slow down when it's cold because it agitates her asthma. Dutch oven Courtney on a sleepy Sunday morning. Adopt a cat with Courtney. Give Courtney a head pat when she gets frustrated. Bake cookies with Courtney. Tickle Courtney when she's mad. Take Courtney to Paris in the Mech. Explain to Courtney you don't like the name Roberta for a girl. Tell Courtney she completes you. Go grocery shopping for Courtney. Ask Mandy what you should get Courtney for her birthday. Make love to Courtney. Tell Courtney you love her.
>>730522954I really do not understand some fetishes.
>>730519051what happens if you dont tell her about the nipslip
>>730520842Yes.
>>730514749she's not perfect tho. she has wabi sabi, and that makes her even better.>>730515728it's just chudlarpers engaging in performative noticing.
>>730522954HOT
>>730515973And a kid without a father.
>>730526821Funny, I haven't seen a single essay intended to justify picking Visi, but I've seen plenty of tryhard essays written by BBfags.
>>730527359that's because visifags are low IQ retards who think anything longer than 2 sentences constitutes an essay
https://files.catbox.moe/4d8nv7.mp4
>>730514749>SmokingDisgusting
>>730527460A shitpost pretending to be an argument that reaches the character limit is considered an essay on this website, I think you should go back to where you belong.
>>730527820imagine needing to make this to compensate for your insecuritiesthank you for proving my point lmao
>>730527986>insecuritiesKek, I'm not the one who still seethes about le hecking visifags because they won and has to make shit up in order to feel superior for choosing the ""correct"" route.
>>730528436All I did was post an image. You're the one who got all defensive lmaoBut go ahead, keep projecting visifag
what's even the point of being with a foid if relationships like this don't exist irl
replace the nose ring with a navel piercing and I would have liked her
>>730514749You forgot the "pic unrelated" part.
For me it's Prism
>>730528436Would Robert still fuck Courtney if she was a cat?
I will never play this game but god damn do I enjoy looking at this woman
>>730514749Her imperfections makr her perfect?
>>730528676I pointed out that this image is you making shit up, your immediate and only response was "all visifags are retards" lmao, who's the one with insecurites again? Go ahead, keep seething and coping. Maybe post some AIslop while we're at it.
>>730529168There wasn't supposed to be a question mark, fuck
>>730529291yeah all your posts about how "she's so heckin wabi sabi!!!" and constant justifications for her shitty behavior is definitely just made up, good one lmao
>>730514749> Nose ring> SmokesTattoo is missing for a full bingo of retarded girl.She is not based and not trad, she does not believe in Christ.
>>730529750visifags will have you believe this type of girl wants 12 children
>>730529750>asmongold
>>730529834Seriously, it's ridiculous. She'd obviously want at least 15 kids with Robert.
>>730530279Asmongold bazaJoepeach bazaDushes bazaYes
>>730529608I haven't posted anything aobut wabi sabi in this thread, but yeah, the fact that she's flawed is part of her character and story arc. Acknowledging and admitting this is pretty far from writting justification essays and the complete opposite of insecurity.
>>730514749Mandy is my mommy and I love her very much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLF5ZbaPfss
>>730531607All I wanted from this was for you to look at me the same way you look at Blazer...
>>730527359The left can't meme
>>730527820Holy kek the left really can't meme
>>730515201You can fix the first three, and breeding the skin color out of existence with repeated interracial generations fixes the last one for the future.
>>730531271She's a true hero
>>730531884
Courtney is almost 30 years old and the writers really want to treat her like a child. Which makes it weird that she's also so sexualized.
>>730532537Well Robert is a pedophile.
Mecha Man and Invisigal improving their synergy after a successful mission!
>>730533156Robert... you left the microphone on... the HR department...
>Visi blows up your mech suit>BB offers to repair your mech suit>Visi brings nothing to your party>BB buys a fucking couch for you>Visi's actions put Chase in a hospital bed>BB gives up her powers to revive him>Visi nowhere to be seen while you're grieving>BB is there to comfort him >Visi causes Shroud to hunt you down and torture you>BB is willing to go down fighting to save youIf BB wasn't there to constantly make up for Visi's fuckups Robert's life would have been way worse
>>730533267HR can't undo Roberta Robertson IV being conceived in the mech.
>>730532215Bleached is such a kike meme
>>730534081Chase, please.
I love my thieving, rapist, murdering, arsonist, kidnapping, extortionist, blackmailing, torturing, genocidal, cannibalistic, necrophiliac, sadistic, psychopathic, serial-killing, bomb-making, poison-wielding, human-trafficking, organ-harvesting, identity-stealing, cyber-hacking, ransomware-deploying, embezzling, money-laundering, counterfeit-forging, drug-dealing, fentanyl-pushing, arms-trafficking, espionage-committing, treasonous, assassination-plotting, mass-shooting, terrorist-bombing, hostage-taking, beheading, dismembering, flaying, crucifying, acid-drowning, waterboarding, cult-leading, brainwashing, Ponzi-scamming, insider-trading, bribery-corrupting, vote-rigging, war-crime-orchestrating, ethnic-cleansing, forced-labor-enslaving, sex-trafficking, snuff-film-producing, deepfake-creating, stalking, doxxing, swatting, home-invading, carjacking, piracy-committing, ship-sinking, drone-striking, missile-launching, riot-inciting, looting, vandalizing, artifact-smuggling, bank-heisting, casino-cheating, animal-poaching, ivory-trading, deforestation-causing, toxic-waste-dumping, corporate-espionage, patent-stealing, whistleblower-silencing, journalist-assassinating, dissident-torturing, censorship-enforcing, propaganda-spreading, disinformation-campaigning, botnet-operating, phishing-scamming, tax-evading, insurance-frauding, evidence-tampering, perjury-committing, slander-spreading, trespassing, land-grabbing, disaster-looting, immigrant-smuggling, passport-counterfeiting, spy-ring-running, honey-trap-setting, inheritance-stealing, elder-abusing, black-market-organ-selling, conflict-mineral-mining, hate-crime-committing, religious-persecuting, temple-desecrating, and pandemic-denying wife Courtney.
>>730514749>"the perfect woman">smokes cigarettesWhat next, tattoos and piercings? Grow up junior
>>730538038Get back to fighting crime, Mecha Man.
Tomboys are a gift from heaven, but very difficult to obtain.
>>730538986The jews want to take this from you
anyone leaked the digital comics? I'm too cheap to pay another 10 bucks.
lil bro sat down and went "yeah let me make the shittiest thread"
>>730539307They're out there, if you look them up you'll find them all.
Some of you have never kissed a smoker before and it shows
>>730514749Nah, a nose ring and nicotine addiction are significant flaws.
Courtney turning Robert into a smoker!
>>730540473She'll be too pregnant to smoke.
>>730514749What's with this zoomer meme of liking things that are objetively bad?
I love this smoker
>>730522802Unfathomably based.
>>730541048We know, Robert.
>>730541506She looks so cute in a wedding dress. This is one of my favorite pieces of fanart. Besides our resident art Chad's work
>>730541048Coupe sounded really, really offended in that speech to Mecha Man lol
>>730514749Perfect woman =/= flawless womanVisihaters can't seem to grasp this very simple fact
>>730514749And yet they didn't put that perfect woman in Dispatch
HEIL SHROUD
Robert LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVESSSSSS dick donuts.
>>730515056what about having sex with a woman made by a man
Anyone else find it weird that Chase was against Robert racemixing and proclaimed himself to be a White supremacist despite him being urban?
>>730514749Shame about the nose-ring.
>>730518512This
>>730514749If she was perfect, she wouldn't have a cow ring or brown skin.I know you tumblr immigrants have low standards but cmon.
>>730514749Based but you posted the wrong girl
Are tomboy fags getting more and more obnoxious over time?
>>730547317>cow ring or brown skin.These are both bonuses though.
>>730547487No, he was right
>>730514749>murderer>bpd>smoker>perfectlol
>>730547575A true Mecha Man always leans in.
>>730547575*leans out*homewrecking slut
>>730547694>*leans out*...and then Courtney woke up from her nightmare in Robert's arms!
>>730547628She’s not a murderer.
>>730547694Someone has to see the noncanon route i guess
>>730547770*Robert* woke up from *his* nightmare in *Mandy's* arms
https://files.catbox.moe/6yrpow.webm
>>730547890No I got it right the first time.
Blazer always gets the better fanartShe won
>>730547506We are being systematically eradicated by being forced to watch our queens get convinced to troon out.
>>730548132ain't that the truth
>>730548002>AND SHE GETS TO WIN THE ROBERTBOWL!?!?! WHAT A SICK JOKE! I SHOULD HAVE LET HER DIE WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE! A-AND YOU HAVE TO CUT HER FROM THE TEAM Y-YOU-
canon ending chads wya
>>730548060 You did, and you didn't even have to break out the fanfic tier cope. That look says it all-she won, and she knows it.
I am the 4%Total eceleb VA death
>>730548286Maybe chase would work best as Charles
>>730514749This is the perfect woman. No, I don't mean Mandy.
>>730548301Volcel Robert is just begging to get raped by a ghost in his sleep.
Anyone have the screenshot of that magical night when mods were VisiGODs and baked her wedding dress look into the background of the thread?
>>730548394I wonder how they'll deal with this in season 2? I could see them just having Mandy go over Robert's head and give Sonar/Coupe a second chance despite Robert not wanting to.
>>730520802actually a great character but simultaneously completely ruined by the fact that you just know she's the carbon copy result of one of the critical role faggots or fagettes really liking that one bitch from baldur's gate 3
>>730548616Courtney Robertson threadCourtney Robertson boardCourtney Robertson website
>>730548691Isn't her VA literally the whore that stole that guys sekiro art and sucked off the God of War team to get a writing wrote? She's an artist, writer, and voice actress so TALENTED
>>730514749How would Invisigal with the Blonde Blazer necklace look?
>>730548761Yeah that's her VA.
>>730548851We'll find out in season 2 after she lifts the amulet off of Chase while he's sleeping and accidentally kills him, they have to write him out somehow since they may not be able to get his VA back.
>>730548851Just make her hair blondeBB pulls off visi's look better
>>730548937That only works in the villain endingz no?>>730548938The necklace gives muscles and inches of height as well.
>>730548230See that's what I mean
>>730549109>That only works in the villain endingz no?Hero ending as well, she's 2 INT and wasn't thinking of the consequences of her joyride with the amulet.
>>730526821
>belligerent faggots who make their entire identity about being a nuisanceYou find these Invisigal subhumans attached to so many different series and they never change
https://files.catbox.moe/z4858l.mp4
>>730526821That invisipaki is more popular is evidence that normgroids are not people.
Notice how everything Invisigal fags do is about virtue signalling
>>730549109>The necklace gives muscles and inches of height as well.Mandy is taller and more muscular without the necklace
Notice how BBfags can't go 5 minutes without insulting Courtney
Robert meeting Courtney as a kid and stopping her from ever becoming a villain in the first place!
Dignity is a foreign concept to pakis. That's why they need a girl who is even more of a failure than they are.
>>730550362You're literally the ones who always start shit to begin with. You're so fragile you can't even take criticism in return even though you spend so much more time attacking everyone else.
How do you look at this thing's masculine short haircut and see a woman?Actual male anime protag haircut
>>730550508Really? Last I checked there was an entire meme born from laughing at BBfag attacks. But sure, keep on with your delusions. Its never worth it arguing with cucks
>>730550475Canon story for me is being as nice to Visi as possible, but still dating Blazer. In the locker room, she basically confesses to you and tries a hail mary kiss, despite knowing your heart belongs to another.
>>730550671No, you're always like this. Every series you latch onto you're the same. Notice how you're the ones spending all of these times obsessively attacking others to the point that you make all of these stupid memes specifically intended to attack others. You're obsessed.
Courtney must rape Robert at least once a season.
>>730550836>Every series you latch onto you're the same. Notice how you're the ones spending all of these times obsessively attacking others to the point that you make all of these stupid memes specifically intended to attack others. Holy shit that's a lot of cope. Do you think retarded visi is an attack now? She might be smarter than you with her 2 int
>>730550727>despite knowing your heart belongs to another.Robert's heart belongs to her (and vice versa).
>>730551015I think it's the biggest proof that you're hypocrites. In other series you people claim moral superiority about your special waifu being the smartest and yet apparently that's not the case anymore.
>>730551130I don't even know what series you're talking about. I hadn't posted on 4chan in months and on my camera back to talk about dispatch. I don't know what schizl bullshit you're rambling on about but I can see you're dying to blame everyone for everything you don't like. Your opinion is worthless
>>730551279The personality type right down to the memes that you post
>>730550589A lot of people grew up playing games on the PS2, warming them up to the idea of short hair on girls.
>>730551387Take your meds
>>730550345I'm pretty sure it's the other way around. She looks scrawny as fuck as Mandy.
>>730551504Shroud is a hero and the ultimate wingman.
>>730551593It's true though
Visi/Blazer threesome Idort supremacy
>>730526821>nice>tells you to fire someone after the team just had its best performance everyeah fuck no
>>730548301Straight up, not dating my fucking co-worker.
>>730552007>noooo you can't fire someone they just had one good day after months and months of being completely inept Reminder that the highest ranked Z-teamer had a third of the points of the next ranked hero and that's only because he starts fires to put them out so he can inflate his score
>>730551804I'm too damn touch-starved for this.
>>730551504Shroud calls her "your invisible girlfriend" even if you are on Blazer route. What did he mean by this?
>>730551810You aren't even saying what other communities I'm supposedly part of. Its just sad. I pity you
>>730514749Reddit game
>>730552436He sees the vision.
>>730514749Blonde Blazer > Invisigal > Mandy
>>730552440Baldur's Gate 3 I would assume.
>>730552935very gay post
>>730553212>normal ass nice girlGive me mommy.
Mecha Man's in the muff!https://files.catbox.moe/9i8201.jpg
>>730554190Based
>this will create a generation of tomboys>they will all just be basic hoes playing dress up>finding real tomboys will be as impossible as finding real goths are now in the sea of ewhores cosplaying as themcursed timeline
>>730554287>Redeemed herself>Friends cheering her on >Locks down the man she lovesTotal Courtney Victory.
>>730553791If you don't like her in her normal nice girl mode then you don't deserve her in her buff mommy mode
>>730554346The jews.....
>>730554190Not hairy enough.
>>730552238if you didn't fire them during those months of being inept then yeah you don't fire them when they're finally turn thing around, don't be retarded, plus this is supposed to be a rehabilitation program for ex-supervillains
>>730554596I'm the CEO of racism.
>>730514749I've never played her game, but I think I hate her
>>730554574She promised to save me and she can't do that as a normie. I need more saving than Invisigal.
>>730555167she can save your heart as mandy
>>730555309No thanks, It's taken.
>>730554953being in a rehabilitation program doesn't give you free reign to do whatever the fuck you want, if you're in drug rehab and you constantly show up to work high as shit they're still gonna kick you out. Also on the same shift they sabotage the fuck out of each other, which kind of proves her point
https://files.catbox.moe/9toe30.mp4
>>730555593The best of the MVs I've seen.
nose ring hatred
>>730554985I have a majority stake in racism
>>730514749no joke dispatch cured my crippling racismI have a date next tuesday with a latina
What in the mental illness is this thread even...
>>730556627Bro you're cheating on courtney?
Many such cases
>>730544319>my massa's son will not fall for this filthy dark chink
>>730556969Grok, is the real?!
>>730548394Sonar is still a cool character even if you don't like his VA.
>>730548721I'm sad I missed this. That looks like a legendary day.
>>730556872I'm making my own courtney
>>730514749Your waifu is a fucking degenerate coomerhttps://litter.catbox.moe/zfwhpjzx3qebw2ge.mp4
>normies and jeets hate CourtneyKino
No, this is. It's always been this kind of woman.
>>730557923is this AI or do they actually say this in game
Took her side in literally every argument and always praised her with the exception of dismissing her and didn't bang her and she went Evil.Fuckin bitch.
>>730559210>MandyBlonde Blazer.
>>730560645literal skill issue
>>730515056So this is straight then?
>>730559570110% AI
>>730557387It was a magical day, with many beautiful threads
>>730514749>glazed: The character
I love italians so much
>mommy is literally neglected over normie girl and "i can fix her"
>>730514749>perfect woman>nose ring
>>730562172
>>730548721dont forget this was playing in the backgroundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92cwKCU8Z5c
>>730518512Found the NPC
>>730562358>>730548721you guys are gonna look so silly when season 2 drops and Blazer stocks shoot through the roof
>>730562358Officially Courtney kino
>>730515056If you have sex with a woman she was born as the result of an egg being fertilized by semen. Semen from a man's ball sack. So by the transitive property, you love cock.https://youtu.be/hh3TI3iMb1E?t=32
>>730562513Of course they will. They can't get much lower
>>730562358
>>730561783Hell yeah I'd glaze her.
>>730562683the mod dedicated it to bbkeks https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/725682162/#725683495
>>730562585>this makes boomers convulse with bellowing laughter
>>730562513Blazer or Mandy stocks? I invested full kn Blazercoin.
>>730559570Cut line
>>730562585>>730562875Pity us, we lack the high brow comedic taste to appreciate zoomer masterpieces like skibidi toilet.
>>730562517She is so fucking adorable.
>>730563109...he says, while posting a clip from a show only adults would waste their time watching....
>>730563198I don't watch that trash. Its just the closest thing to zoomer humor I have saved.
>>730563174The the cutest
The image that BROKE bbkeks
>>730563361Its slop, but it inspired quite a lot
>>730563503So why can't Robert say no???
I want Blonde Blazer to roleplay rape me in the stratosphere.
You DO know Courtney would poke holes in the condom, right?
>>730563867She'd never do that for you anon.Only a real woman like Courtney can satisfy you I'm afraid. And once that happens you won't be able to go back...
>>730563962Her right as an ovulating and fertile woman
>>730564053Courtney is smaller than me she can't carry me and give me tendies.
>>730552152my exact motivation
>>730548301Only did it because I couldn't get with him.
>>730564482It's rape
>You shouldn’t have come, Bobert>Im ovulating right now
>>730566318Women aren't coomers
>>730567356>women aren’t coomers
>>730563962Good. She needs to pump them out now if she wants 12
>>730514749Only men who have little experience with women think shes the perfect woman
>>730554190Given that implant's non-functional, I reckon we can get SDN to sponsor its clean removal. I don't wanna be cuddled up to a fuckin nightlight in bed.
>>730516098I like how asians try and draw the septum piercing as tiny as humanly possible because its ugly
>>730548394I did it just because he said he started eating peopleCan't really go to good guy team after that
>>730523548She notices it herself and thinks you're a dickhead for not telling her.
>>730570715Coop will also plead with Robert that she has nowhere else to go
>>730567356>Women aren't coomersThe irony of saying this in a twilight for men thread
Fucking invisigal
>>730518512you act as if waifu wars haven't happened before
>>730514749awshit where have we seen this before and how could we have predicted this community response HMMMM
>>730572358When, Robert?
>>730571575dispatch isnt twilight for men, its twilight if it was good
>>730567356Yeah most men don't out themselves as virgins like you just did.
>>730514749You are very clearly brown.
>>730550140>more popularSure, it tracks given the number of shitskins out there.
>>730570715This claim was immediately countered by Malevola going "Like hell he is, he hates the taste of people."
BBnigger subhumans should be humanely and painlessly converted to fertilizer
>>730574624nah they're not that bad, only bbjeet is pretty annoying. BB is fine she's just the wrong choice
My nigga, I just want peace. Mandy's the girl for me. I don't want to have to regularly go through obstacles and suffer for a relationship. I already have the everything else for that.
>>730514749I fucked a real life equivalent of this "perfect woman" and no. She was in fact not perfect because in real life when dealing with these types of women you very quickly realise the consequences of what extremely poor judgement bears with it. Real life things such as heavy debts, heavy drugs, no income oh and sometimes at 4AM the cops knock on your door carrying your doped out perfect woman.Was a good fuck though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Thinking about it more, isn't Mandy actually pulling a catfish? Bitch comes in as the amazon blonde and hooks you in AS the amazon blonde but then she wants you to prefer her normal self (She ditched Omniman for this shit) over what she initially showed and made you fall for in the first place? If she wants me to love Mandy then why the fuck not show me Mandy first before carrying my bitch ass over a Billboard and letting me kiss her and all that crap? She can't fucking hook me in with blonde amazon and then expect me to be fine with her wanting to settle in as Mandy forever, never being Blonde Blazer again.
>>730574961well that's what perfection us about . some spice. I never fell for boring stable women
>>730544319>urban
>>730574961Invisigal doesn't do drugs that's Sonar.
>>730575950either way she's boring as white bread
>>730577928>this is boring
>>730520529I deserve a gf that looks like blonde blazer, acts like blonde blazer, and talks like blonde blazer. I need to start saving fanart of blonde blazer in highest quality possible and preserve it in my HDDs so it never dies, what if the internet explodes and there's no more blonde blazer.
>>730573442NOW.
>>730515056God made women and he is a man
>>730570360There's probably gonna be a minor subplot in season 2 about getting them fixed.
>>730576454>'Say Robert, you think Chase knows how to pick a lock?'
>>730572358
>IIII WANT YOU TO FEEL>IIII WANT YOU TO FEEL THE WAY THAT I DOOO
>>730574961Nice try, BBjeet
>>730514749your bait is boring, nobody finds you funny for pretending to find that bitch attractive
>>730583065The numbers don’t lie, bitch
>>730573083It's different, Dispatch was made exactly for that, it's not organic>OMGG 2 Western "waifus" to choose for your shitty self-insert!
>>730583172Don’t say the word organic anymore
>>730583113>only 164k players chose the right pathi hate cattle so much
>put 2 women in your game>game makes you choose between one of them>watch /v/ talk about it every single day for yearsYou want your game to be successful? Start doing this.
>>730583346>>730518512
>>730583340Being contrarian doesn’t make you cool
Game pushes hard so you pick her.And that's why I went with the blonde.
>>730583496We know, jeet
>>730518512What's wrong with this? It's a compliment
>>730583409>NTR bland character vs Dumb annoying alt whore who is going to ruin your liferobert deserves better, stop thinking with your dick.
>>730514749>the perfect womansexual offender? lesbian hairstyle? men are retarded
>>730583589>I didn’t play the gameWe know
>Game comes out>"Capeshit lmao">3 million copies sold>What the fuck>Try it out the other day to see what all the rage was about>Actually neat>Missed out on all the shitposting while it was hotI PLAYED MYSELF FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>730583532How? Twilight was NOT good
>>730583640You didn't miss much. Thread nowadays are the same as they were back then.Invis vs Blonde shitflinging
>>730583635even that faggot is better than them
>>730583681>still mad about werewolf losing bellussy
>>730583690Nobody hates Blazer. We just hate BBjeet
Robert gay.
>>730583792I never meant that.Dispatch threads are literally pic related
>>730583758Don’t call Flambae a faggot
>>730583910i'm sorry flambro
The kiss between Blazer and Robert is not genuine with both being drunk
>>730514749>niggerman will sabotage her 100% in S2>and then they'll act all shocked when the game flopsmany such cases
I'm glad smoking is coming back in fashion. She is pretty smokin' hot.
>>730583690>Thread nowadays are the same as they were back then. Invis vs Blonde shitflingingI can only imagine the threads when pic related happened. I heard rumours about new content, but considering the time it would take, the best case scenario would be some sort of "Director's Cut" with one final episode this year. Would also land them a spot in the yearly game awards.
whos nigger man
>>730584156The percentage of people who chose Visi were in the 70 percents until a bunch of video essayists told people they were bad for doing that and made them change their minds
>>730584212
>>730529750>She is not based and not trad, she does not believe in Christ.you're brown and have a fucked up view of Christianity
>>730584212Main producer who had a melty that people didn't like Blazer (voiced by his wife) enough
the game feels linear starting with "do you love your dad" well i have daddy issues i want to choose no fuck him but the most neural option is "no he was never there for me ToT"
>>730584231I went with BB from the start since I have a thing for blondes. Funny enough, when I got to make the choice, I picked Visi. I don't know why but my neurons activated when I saw her legs at the movies.Also it seems that I dodged a bullet since it was revealed that BB is a brunette.
>>730584278>game made by white men.
>>730584231>video essayists told people they were bad for doing thatGrim on multiple levels, but also for what reason? Were they just salty? In most media the rebel/underdog is usually the fan favorite.
but I just like Laura Bailey's voice....
>>730584695Literally just saltyhttps://youtu.be/9-25zbyRH78?si=_KmJLPVCpo29NEwY
>All I wanted is for you to look me like you do Brazer. Just once..Bros... I think I fucked up.
>>730584231Didn't people just replay the game to experience other routes, which naturally upped Mandy stocks slightly?
>>730584880If you fumble Visi, you might just be stupid
We need gay options
>>730584880Doesn't she say that even if you're full on visi-simp?
>>730584937Those people have no loylty
>>730583172That's fucking retarded. 1) Bella was deliberately designed o be a self insert. She has practically no qualities outside of being demure and liking books. Robert has an established personality and a backstory to set him apart from self inserters.2) Twilight is a romance before everything else. Take the romance out and the story falls apart. Dispatch is perfectly playable without it.3) The Twilight love triangle is a fucked up mess of two controlling retards who don't take no for an answer and one complete doormat. The romances in Dispatch both back off if they're not picked.Seriously, which eceleb is resonsible for this shit? It's clearly not an organic opinion, since anyone with a brain would realise how fucking stupid the comparison is the second they thought about it.
Sex offender COURTneyGirl next door Blazer
>>730584985Does she? I chose BB all the way and now felt like shit. Especially since she kissed me right after and then left.
>>730585020Stormfall33https://youtube.com/shorts/7aGjpVKHtXc?si=iPsomnTupDPg5yqD
Kill youself Ryan Gosling
>>730584880>>730584943>>730584985I love this scene because it can be interpreted both ways. You can easily jump to the romance conclusion, but you can also say she wanted to be recognized as an hero like Blazer instead of a low tier villian.
>>730584849>That video>Doesn't like evil women>Uses real life logic for a VIDEO GAMEI wish Malevola was an option
>>730585020This one
>>730551723No she doesn't. She's more muscular than your ugly dyke. Of course you retards would want her to have the muscles of a man.
>>730585392Question, why do you call a character who is clearly not a dyke, a dyke?
>>730585379Any time you see a video where someone is holding a snowball mic, you already know you’re about to hear the worst opinions ever made
>>730585439>dyke haircut>cowringIf I saw a woman like invisipaki walking down the street I would assume she was a dyke or some other type of freak
WHO DIS NIGGA
>>730585382ofc piggy doesn't like a game with good looking fit women
>>730585534Did you not watch the video?https://youtube.com/shorts/7aGjpVKHtXc?si=PhCgI2Tg3Q30wvAM
>>730585130Women are so retarded. That's why their romance is so shit. No agency or character to their protagonists. The worst isekai SI has more character than femoid romance leads. Romance is a good genre, the problem is female writers
>>730585521I don’t care what you’d think if you saw a woman like Visi in real life. The dyke label does not apply to Invisigal the character.
>>730584880You done fucked up man. You're literally a homosexual if you prefer the blond bitch over her.
>>730515056I make A.I video porn for my Discord friends where I make the girls address them specifically.
>>730585667It does apply to her visually you mouth breathing retard.
>>730514749when is the shilling for this capeshit trash going to stop?
>>730585761Clearly it doesn’t
>>730584985She does. But like >>730585180 said, she can refer to the fact that Robert looks at Blazer with admiration because she's a flagship hero, and she would want him to look at her like she's a hero too, and not just a fuck up former villain. That's why she went after the Pulse alone, she wanted to prove herself, but it backfired. If you don't forgive her, she has an extra line after the "All I wanted..." one where she says that everyone always looks like her like she's not capable of doing good.
>>730585020Why do you retards even find Dispatch being a obviously pandering SI game for nerdy guys to be offensive? Robert is 100% meant to be an average height, average looking plain jane boy next door type, brown hair, brown eyes, not rich, not muscular, not gary stu OP, not the chosen one, etc. Just a very relatable average joe guy that gets two hot girls crushing on him. That's what Twilight is for women too and she's completely on point. Pandering games are based. Dispatch 2 should be even more pandering, we should've had even more waifu options, it needs to Personamax.
>>730585876>dur average guy means it like twilightTotal retard. Robert and Bella aren't remotely the same in character. Robert has agency. The story functions fine without romance.
>>730585876>Robert>Not muscularWhat?
This is your S2 protagonist, say something nice about him.
>>730585771When the next season comes out
>>730539290Man that old video with the liberal millennial guy journalist throwing dildos at the white board to find something to write an article about really was spot on.
>>730575950Don't you dare act shallow and entitled towards Mandy while you repost my editsThinking about it more, go back and choose Courtney, we don't want your ass.
I wish robert was a shota.
>>730586953
>>730587063Malevola pls
>>730586241Total bro.
>Blonde Blazer>BrunetteBravo Kojima
robert pregnant
>>730514749>/v/ likes tomboys all of a suddenWhat the fuck happened?!
>>730587770>all of a sudden
I love tomboys a fuck load but I also love people who are genuinely nice and sincere about it. This is one of the few times I legitimately couldn't pick a side.
>>730588014What does Casca do besides get raped?
>>730588845what does anyone do in Berserk besides get raped?
>>730588880Griffith does nothing wrong
>>730532537The entire game is focused on her. Every other character is sidelined in favour of Courtney.
>>730589995As it should be
>>730584278which one have a female predator fetish?
>>730585876>average guyah yes, the totally average borderline ripped, covered in scars, vicious hand to hand fighter, celebrated hero guy, who ended up in poverty due to his near death wish.Robert is a Paragon to look up to, not someone the average guy can insert themselves as.The sad part is that you truly are so stunted that you can't see why the comparison falls flat. Two love interests, not even a triangle, is enough for you to actually entertain the idea it's anything like Twilight, simply because you have no other point of reference.
>>730529029He’s Robert so yes
>>730588014ahh peak female performance
>>730514749Sex with Visi
>>730589995That's because she is the deuteragonist of the story. Her being a romance option is a bonus.
>>730587039>ShallpwBeing princess carried is very important to me.
>>730585392Who the fuck mentioned Invisigal. I'm comparing Blonde Blazer to Mandy. Blonde Blazer is bigger and wider. Shots with her side by side to Robert show Blazer is bigger, she's taller than Robert with the necklace.
>>730587770>suddenly
Faggot homo game for fujos and faggots
>>730592187to be fair every vidya community has a tranny fanbase. so its nothing new. >>730548721wish I was there
>>730547558Oh god no
>>730592791
>>730520330Smoking is the best incel repellent.
>>730592791Instead of being the raped, she’s the rapist.
>>730593687Imagine the sex
>>730593414>just dry out your skin and age like shit bro/sis, dw bro/sis smoking is fine despite every single person shilling less sunlight, more omega 3 oils, more moisturizer and protecting your skin since its the feature that matters most for looking young and handsome/beautiful, just smoke bro/sis teehee>just get tattoos bro/sis nooo dw you definitely wont lock people out of your dating pool that you might be interested in, dw it wont fuck your immune system, dw u wont get aids, dw u wont regret it bro/sis, hahha what do u mean im only trying to con you because i regret doing it myself and now if you do it too i'll feel better about my mistakes, haha nooo waynobody says this and thinks this or does thisonly nose piercings are a retarded seethe, rest is valid
>When Robert steps out of the shower
Mandy owes me Blonde Blazer sex.
>>730594627Wait a minute…
>>730594363>when they say something so semitic that you gotta hit them with that Hyperborean queen stare
>game throws tsundere punk tomboy at you>dev is baffled why majority of players chose her over the generic white womanI don't think AdHoc understand their own audience. And that's usually not a good sign.
>>730595782These are the same people who thought it was a good idea to kill Kenny 5 minutes into season 3
I don't wanna be that guy but the memory of losing TGA really lives rent free in Adhoc's head doesn't it?
>>730596134I think they’re a little…perturbed by it
>>730596134>lose at the paid awards>win the culture war by occupying the minds of millionsAnd nothing of value was lost.
>>730596302well... they didnt win any awards and they didnt drop the sex scenes, im just saying but there might be a corellation here yk, something to keep in mind for future releases
>>730596134>>730596371Sonar won
https://files.catbox.moe/2p8fvy.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/rarqtz.pngI choose the third option
>>730514749>perfect woman >BPD nightmare whore who’s taken a mile of cockZoomers are fucked lmao
>>730596792
>>730596705>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHOOOOOOOOOSE!Shan't
>>730514749Christ, you're one emasculated faggot, huh?
>>730596705>>730596937this would heal gaming, we need to abolish heteronormativity and promote bisexual and poly couples like this more ASAP
>>730596705>>730596937Radical centrism will not be accepted
>>730542123Triumvirate means 3. tri- means 3.
>>730596937>Visi's delicious midriff
https://files.catbox.moe/3cugq0.jpegI believe in poly supremacy
>>730597498manifesting sex dlc
>>730597498Visi is a nice catholic girl and wouldn’t do that
>>730597498H-how do I achieve this ending bros?
>>730589995if she was a male deuteragonist instead of a female one all the trannies and foids who bitch about her having more screentime wouldn't complain like this.
For me it's ebony kweens like prism
>>730596929Why does Invincible keep getting brought up?
>>730597498>how to bump up your Mormon recruitment numbers with three easy steps
>>730518512Ironically, everyone now knows that if Twilight was genderswapped, it would be viewed as the best piece of english literature of all time.
>>730598030More like Invisible, amirite?
>>730598013Waterboy...
>>730598078this but unironically, i deserve to be an average chud and go to work and have a random vampire rich gigastacey walk in and fall in love with me for no reason that never ages and is completely obsessed with me, and then my childhood native friend grows up to be a beautiful girl too who also is obsessed with me and is actually a werewolf and they fight over me while i struggle to makeup my mind. women LITERALLY cannot suffer
>>730598078>he doesn't know that she did write a spinoff with this premise>and that it was shit
the whole dog hostage thing ruined the ending Change my mind
>>730598450i've been telling this shit for ages but nobody gets it. it fucking ruined the game for me. I don't give a damn about a fag dog if it means i put an end to endless carnage. and handing over the pulse for a dog? what the fuck? you just undid all the work
>>730598256>>and that it was shitfunny thing is she wrote female vampire as not having the self control to stop sucking at the end of book one so unlike canon where MC didn't get vamp'd in the genderswap land the male MC did become a vampire
>>730596937all that talent... wasted on such faggotry ideas. shame. does the artist have any mechablazer or invisimech only art and none of this muslim multi-wife shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EsRmmYXNNkReminder that Blazer has more route exclusive romance moments than Visi which makes her route objectively more satisfying
>>730598450the ending was ruined way before that like how the hell were they all struggling so much against that shitty robot, it was not that strong.
Okay, what the fuck?Invisabitch kissed me in the locker and now BB tells me to go and be with her?
>>730598078>>730598232Dude, Stephanie Meyer already wrote Rule 63 Twilight.
>>730598774you deserve each other you cheater
>>730598231She's so fucking hot bros
>>730598723The fuck she does. She barely even appears in the game and besides that dress scene she literally has three times less scenes than Visi.
holding hands with mandy
>>730598736you faggots are all the same. make the final battle short and you complain about an anticlimactic ending. Make the team struggle and you fags complain it was dragged out. I blame jewtubers honestly.
>>730598832She kissed ME! How am I wrong?!
>>730598857making love with mandy
>>730598863this has nothing to do with length of the battle retard it's about making it make any sense
>>730598952dog has so much aura there
>>730599039>making it make any senseah yes. the mech wasn't that strong because... MUH! IT JUST IS OKAY???
>>730596937/visi/bros, Has the artist done any invisimech art? the style is so good :(
>>730598890you leaned in
Did Prism make you want to fuck black women or is that just me?
>>730599116>ah yes. the mech wasn't that strong because..because we can see it not doing anything impressive and especially not anything that should have been able to contend with Phenomaman who casually flies to the moon to just drink a few beers, that guy is way too fast for that bot no matter how much precog he has, that's just not how precog works
>>730596929Fucking hilarious
>>730599498
>>730599421i would never ever never EVER EVER NEVER cheat on mandy
>>730599558
Why is Robert staring
>>730599635
>>730599636he's looking respectfully
>>730599636There’s a slight hue shift
>>730514749she's a stupid cunt though
>>730596579Anon, read what you're replying to, I beg you.
>>730596929Yeah that is pretty much exactly what IG would be like.
>>730599712wtf is going on
>>730599845Her husband can beat your ass into the ground
>>730599902Misery porn for people who replaced religion community and family with the desire to create and consume fiction such as thisSame reason for trannies etc
>>730599902Black man grew up with a twin who was the favorite child of his parents, the twin was secretly an evil scientist and kidnapped black dude to do an experiment on him to gain powers since who better a test subject than your own biological clone, well the experiment went wrong and the twin fucking died, but the black guy didn't want his parents to think their favorite son died so for the longest time he pretended to be his own twin for the sake of his parents. This is him coming clean that no their son they've thought was a good son was actually him but they don't believe him
>>730570442Well a lot of them don't really draw noses, any noses they do draw tend to be very tiny.
>>730599902Zandale/Bulletproof got the Invincible costume from Mark after he went off world for a bit, accidentally killed his parents with his girlfriend, then covered up their deaths by making it look like they drove off a cliff as to not arouse suspicion.
>>730599498>>730599558>>730599635You know what’s nuts? I can’t even imagine Dispatch having a scene like this. That’s how far removed it is from modern post irony misery porn superheroes
>>730600236>>730600113this isn't misery porn
>>730599712Cecil absolutely knows what happened, and he’s not happy.
>>730600269Bull fucking shit. Invincible gets worse than The Boys sometimes with how mean spirited it is
>>730600269It's definitively and specifically misery porn. It defines misery porn.
>>730600236That’s because despite all their faults, Nick Herman and his team know better than to just make shocking and gory bullshit happen in the story just for the sake of it.
>>730600337Meh, I think the tone of Invincible is pretty hopeful all things considered, yeah innocents suffer and die because Mark fucks up but ultimately he manages to reach a positive outcome for himself, his world and his people.
>>730600337>>730600436It's called a fucking joke you idiot it's dark humor not misery porn
>>730600197He also tried to proposition a pregnant Eve for sex despite having a girlfriend, because Kirby has an NTR fetish.
>>730522313True, she should also be like a 2/10 at best since he revealed that on his planet what looks are valued are the complete inverse of on earth. So to him an absolute ugly bastard (female) would be a 10.
>>730600197>Black Samson got his head pushed in while this dude is flying around being a homewreckerWew
>>730600471The narrative just says 'nah, actually Mark is totally right for being an authoritarian dictator at the end and now everything is good'. Despite the fact that Mark is mentally retarded throughout the entire series, often violently lashing out of people emotionally and even killing people based on being upset at them.Basically what I'm saying is the writing of Invincible is fucking stupid and Kirkman is a hack.
>>730600535>Violently and gruesomely killing your parents when they turn on you and the characters clearly exhibiting great distress over this insanely traumatizing incident is a joke!Maybe the real joke is behind the screenYou are so used to consume faggot Jewish trash like this, hateful of life and beauty itself, that you deny the realityYou play "fear and hunger" too right. You're not drawn to these things by personal weakness and anger right it's because it's great entertainment
>>730600840I don't even read comics much since I always got a weird vibe from them, as a normalfag my superhero experience is just vidya and movies. But from what I see online it seems like everyone just fucking hates the direction the comics of pretty much most super heroes take. How do they not go under, do people just keep buying out of FOMO/FUD?
>>730599712>the frying pan in the trash cankek
>>730600535I bet you think the scene where Shroud kills the bartender is dark humor
>>730600269It might as well be with the sheer amount of fucking carnage they depict throughout the run. The death toll alone would've caused something to spawn in its wake with how often cunts are getting genocided on the industrial level. And that's not included the memeverse approach where this suffering is being multiplied by orders of magnitude.
Why do so many women and fags flock to this game?
>>730600774Life isn’t fair.
>>730600996The western comics industry is effectively dead
>>730600774And he cucks Rudy in the future.
>>730600924Yes it's called dark humor, they don't linger on this moment it's not something constantly brought up or anguished over this isn't a scene constantly focused on the next 20 pages aren't of Zandale crying and being miserable, the joke is he expected his parents to be happy with his revelation but that is subverted when they aren't hence comedy >You play "fear and hunger" too right. You're not drawn to these things by personal weakness and anger right it's because it's great entertainmentI have never played fear and hunger>>730601008Can jokes not involve death? The [Glass Him] was clearly a joke in the form of a reference>>730601021people dying does not misery porn make, for one there has to be MISERY, we don't get constant pages of characters crying like puppy dogs sad like pic related
>>730601201So Mark getting raped is Misery Porn?
>>730600998See it's shit like that's funny
>>730601201>people dying does not misery porn makeWhere’s the funny in seeing a million people get turned into soup for the hundredth time because Mark is such a useless sack of shit?
>>730601197Are there any actual good heroes in this series? I think Robert would despise every last one of them.
>>730601201It's misery porn and you consume it because the violence is titallating to you. What you don't understand is that the use of this drug comes at an expense to you just like any other. .You're acting so defensive right now because you can feel in your soul that it's a dark thing that hurts you to consume as entertainment
>>730601197gingers deserve it, look at that souless evil devil. yuck
>>730601387It’s because heroes are stupid, and if you want to be one you’re retarded.
>>730601387>Where’s the funny in seeing a million people get turned into soup for the hundredth time because Mark is such a useless sack of shit?I never said that was funny just that death=/=misery porn>>730601442How do you define misery porn?
>>730601467That’s not even his original body. That’s a clone body he made from Rex Splode’s DNA.
i want to KI__ mandy so bad
>>730601197This is genuinely upsetting.
>>730601428I liked Immortal he was alright.
>>730601705Shut up, Kate.
>>730601197>spent a 1000 years in blood games before taking over the Flaxons>everything goes to shit the moment he comes backGrim
>>730601762Kate is a turbo skank but Immortal was legit before they turned him into a glorified punching bag.
>>730601829Immortal is forever a shitter for freeing the slaves
>>730601916Not the fact that he was Sir Lancelot and is the reason for why everything went to shit after?
>>730602065i look like that
>>730602065>tearing cunts apart because he went full scorched earthI'd play it
>>730602065P-Man is about 5 seconds away from punting Nolan into the sun.
I love Blonde Blazer
>>730602304i say that
