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migging
>>730515307>pauses an entire event while he goes to take a shitCHAD
miggers
Fairies Story 3 is next
miggy
MIGGING
First time watching all week. Did they replace that crusty prize wizard guy? Or is he still involved. As much as I dislike AGDQ staff, I found it endearing they still employed that charisma vacuum after 13 years.
With how much GDQ walk on eggshells around any allegations I can't believe they have Bobbeigh on staff
A toast to miggers
anyone got the chart?
IS THAT.....IS THAT A LE HECKIN PUPPERINO?? MUST DONATE!!!
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>>730515384lol even the twitch chat clowning on him
>>730515269migged
>>730515384how does GDQ chat still have people this based?
>>730515385He got promoted to lead and instantly tanked the event because he's too much of a pushover
>>730515307Migged and definitely washed hands
>>730513119
>>730515307>when goyslop and game goes wrong
>>730515307>the guy on the left on the couch in total shock>runner actually sprints out of thereIt was definitely diarrhea
>>730515410>>730515359
>>730515359poop break bumped it up a tier desu
>>730515453They still exist they just get banned
>>730515384no fun allowed
>>730515385he failed upwards and was promoted to head of programming
IM A HEADBANGA
>>730515486>shartman
>>730515419>Winter SM64 Romhacks: January 15-18i really enjoy this marathon but i dont think most anons would. it's usually only like maybe 10 runners max running multiple games
What the fuck is this kusoge trash
>>730515269Why do men on this dress like pedos? Is it hiding in plain sight?
>>730515453Must be a restream without the extra trooned mods.
>>730515530>>730515463HAHAHAHA god these people
>>730515385RIP King
Lmao that sword looked like some cheap ass plastic
>>730515419shant be watching, except maybe ESA
Guy on right is Lister from Red Dwarf.
...
>>730515419Thanks, I'll be sure to have all eyes on these
>>730515486feel bad for the guy but it's not like he had many optionsimagine if he sharted, you could literally never live that down
what the fuck
>>730515359>no shart icon>not making the title and rating all brown
SHE/HE/THEY
>>730515604Looking like a Fist of the North Star jobber
>>730515617yeah shitting yourself infront of a crowed is nightmare fuel.
>>730515604the final boss of transgenderism
How many of these skits are left?
>>730515604Oh he's gonna hang alright.
>>730515486>shidman
>>730515631>IT'S 'MAAAAM!!!
We had a guy who sharted his pants in elementary school.Nobody laughed at him.
>>730515307>Life HappensThe Grimace said it all
>>730515689look at the schedule, there's one after like every run today
GET ON WITH IT MORE RUNS LESS TALK
>>730515307GO TO THE BATHROOMI CAN SMELL YOU
FUCK OFF
>mario kino incoming
>>730515801not yet randy
>>730515660TOP KEKKKKK
>>730515801no..not yet
When was the last time you shit yourself, /v/?
>>730515307The "I'm really about to shit myself on a livestream" face
>>730515801Fuck off Randy the shit in my pants is for your cheeseburgers
The real question is if he washed his hands. Anything else is irrelevant.
>>730515604WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
>>730515307He made the right call, a slightly funny happening vs. something you'd regret for years
>super mario 64 has been the highest watched run at 5 of the last 20 GDQs>stuff this shit in on saturday morning instead of primetimewasted opportunity
>>730515801Fuck off randy with your greasy ass cheeseburger gut.
What is it about the SM64 credits theme that always makes me tear up?
SM64 HYYYYYYPE
>>730515307>that ginger lunge away from the chair, equal parts urgent and desperately careful
>>730515841>*record scratch* yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation
>>730515837I gambled on a fart during my old cashier shift.I had to empty the trashcan out in front of the store so I used it as an excuse to say that the trash spilled on me. I don't know if it was a good cover or not.
>>730515928it almost made me cry after finishing that awful game
went back to watch spider-man instead of this rundid they fuck up the color balance halfway through? All the reds turn green for a while
>>730515837A few years ago when I was violently ill and couldn't go take a shit without also bringing a puke bucket.
>>730515837Last public shit was over a decade ago, I was a freshman in high school and had the bubble guts since the last class but I thought I'd hold it until I got homeEnded up sharting and having to clean up in the bathroom and telling my mom my backpack accidentally got in dog poop for the smellActual last time was probably a couple of years ago when I had food poisoning and it was coming out of both ends at home
>70 people relay
>>730515928Because it's almost time to go
>>730515617If you managed to get a run in to GDQ, then 3 minutes into your run, just shit all over yourself, a real squirts out the back of your jeans type, you'd definitely get yourself a couple of minutes of Hawk Tuah type fame.
>>730515983shituation*
>finland mentioned :D
>>730515928Honestly, all the 64 Nintendo songs are better than they have any right to be.Who makes this fucking menu music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8sEZTeReLs
was elden ring nightreign good? i swear as big as elden ring was i heard almost nothing out of it
>waiting for the run to start
>>730515909>regretMore like a legend who cared more about the run and speed than his bowels
were there any donation hostage segments that I missed or are they saving it for the finale
>>730515837Haven't shat myself since elementary. Had to go to the bathroom really, really fucking bad but the teacher didn't believe me since we were in the middle of a test.She sure as fuck let me go any other time I asked afterwards.
>>730515837At the pool, right as I was coming out trying to run to the bathroom I felt it leak out.I don't think anyone saw but I never went back to that pool.Cleaned myself up in the locker room and went home.
>underestimate with shit breakHe won bigly today.
>70 Person RelayI could swear I've seen this already.
joshimuz chat chaos control run when
>>730515909For life. I can still name the kids that shit themselves in school.
>>730515532at this point I must've seen hours of footage of this guy through webms and I still don't know who he is
>>730516132>underestimate with shit breakWell duh, they stopped the timer
>delaying on purpose to beg for donations
>>730515269>Relay
>>730515486>that one guy in the audience waving
>>730516135ESA did it like a decade ago, and they did a similar thing with sunshine for their finale a few years ago
>>730515928some songs just get to you
>>730516203i think he underestimated by more than it took for him to shit
>>730515837about 15 years ago. I worked at a sportsbar and one of the bartenders bet me $20 that I couldn't drink a mini pitcher of jalepeno juice. I won but my mattress paid the price later that night
>>730516231It's a glitch or something. You can temporarily get around it by editing a single pixel I've found.
Just watched the Amnesia: The Bunker run, that was really good!
>please donate
>>730516084tl;dr it's good if you like the concept, but not perfect. It's an 8/10 if you like Elden Ring's combat and want to fight fun bosses in a multiplayer roguelite format, but don't play it if you're some drooling mongoloid regurgitates the term "rollslop" or don't have any friends to play with whatsoever.I prefer it to Wilds when it comes to just killing shit with friends.
Unironically what would GDQ do if you just shat your pants right on camera and refused to stop the speedrun? Talking shit literally all over the seat and spilling out of your pants legs?
LET'S GO CLINT
This guy has the most autistic voice I ever heard
Why did Sent approve a Mario gang bang?
ESA did the relay better. GDQfags BTFO
>>730515837Infancy. The fact that half of /v/ had their stories ready startles me.
Thank you KingJ for inventing 70 star relay
Is this going to be a kino run?It kind of feels like a kino run.
>>730515910it's noon 30 anon. primetime is going against nfl playoffs
>spike
>NO ONE SITTING IN THE SHIT CHAIROH NONONO
that chair is a radiation hazard at this point, no wonder they don't want to touch it
didnt we have super mario 64 on a saturday at sgdq 2025
just tuning in for something that looks pretty cool. anything good since majora's mask?
>>730516289Well, now I myself have to test. Have a thread-relevant webm, of a runner that was at this very event this year.
Miggin
>people who have never played beforeThis is going to be bad.
>KingJ>SpikeVegetaI'm already checked out
i havent watched a single run outside megaman, this year has been horrible
>>730515837As a baby I guess. Never happened since I had memory.
ESA's time>>730516231Just retry and it will go through, this site is falling apart
>they're gonna make 70 people sit in the SHIT CHAIRAHAHAHAHAHHAHA This run is gold
>>730516392What percentage will poop themselves though? That’s the only question for the rest of GDQ26 now
I'm so ready
Kingji changed his name to Kingjo? Why.
Why the fuck would I want to watch people who've never played this game do some gay relay?
>>730516456a runner shit himself
>could've had my GDQ debut doing one of these starsbros... now i'll never be a speedrunner
>>73051622670 star is shit anyway and unless it is 120 star with the 2 top runners it isn't worth caring about either.
how many people are going to shit themselves during the relay
>people who never played are going to be running thisand that's a Z rating for meesa did it better
>>730516502PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>730516512Because you've lost all control of your life
Let's go!
This is the time that it took ESA to complete this exact same run.ESA vs GDQ the race is on!
>timer is started on console reset, not on file selectHUHH????!
>>730516513which run lmao
>FFT runner shat himself exactly before the run where everybody in the venue has to rotate in and out of the shit-stained chairfucking devious
>>730516356>"You're shitting yourself!">"No no. Not yet">"Shit is coming out of your asshole! ">"Not yeeeeet"
What the fuck are you people talking about with the "shit chair?" What did I miss?
1:54:41 to beat ESA's time
16 star is the only SM64 category that matters
>>730516513who and what was the speed tech that called for it?
>>730516541Grats with dodging the bullet.
>>730515307This was 100% shit, if it was piss he would have been pressing his legs together and instead he tries to move them as little as possible, even as he scurries away with urgency
>>730516501Mirrored_ is with the Idols now.
>>730516589>>730516609see>>730515307
>>730516589Final Fantasy Tactics, the previous run.
Only 70 star?
>>730516495
nice
>runner's name not on screentech creeeeeeew
Still the best part of the event
>not putting the username of each runner on the screenwhat bullshit, incompetent tech crew
>>730516592looks like aris but with glasses
We got bomb skip
>got lakitu skipSTOP THE RUN, THEY'VE GOT A RINGER
WHY ARE THEY NOT READY IN LINE? MOVE YOUR ASS
>>730516592I KNEEL PRIZE GOBLIN
>>730516683
>>730516592SOMEONE STOP ME
Messy
>i learned the skip!>didn't dive into the slideuh no you didn't!
actual gril
>"speed" run>does the slide slower than me at 8 years old
ok watching inexperienced people choke might be fun
>lardass taking his sweet time to walk up and do a handshake
>no runner name switcheven esa had that
>>730515385He's shown up occasionally for a few segments
>already fucked up the slide jumpNot feeling good about this one, bros
I am NOT grabbing a controller that 69 greasy people have held without wiping it down first.
My star's up next! Wish me luck!
wow this is such a novel idea of a run, amazing that GDQ came up with it!
You can never tell with face masks
>Girl going for 100 coin star right awayKinda based
>>730515604I'M UP NEXT WISH ME LUCK!
>>730516803bold of you to think GDQ cares about these people
>>730516823Remember to mask up! Safety first!
>>730515486Nigga had a sexual emergency
>>730516739remind me why this dude went from 500 pounds to missing and arm and leg?
>>730516495this is how zombies outbreaks start>welcome to survival horror
>>730516835you got this imouto!
>>730516803Well you see, ESA actually cares about speedruns
flygone got fat
>>730516787when ESA did this, mr shasta had to do a tall tall mountain star and the monkey stole mario's hat lel. i think one of the commentators had to go get it back
>no kinda cute in a homely way chubby autistic speed gf
>that punchKEK
HAMPLANET LANDING
I'm doing 10th star.Wish me good luck!
lol they set a downie up to not have to do anything
someanon pls count tranny in this run
>>730516835hey cutie :3
That 100 coins was smooth.
The ultimate nepo run I see
TRANNY UP
holy jesus was that frozenflygone? she's gained a ton of weight
CHOKING
JUST DO THE SETUP
>gets free star on a silver platter>presses Bhow
>>730516803You expect too much from GDQ's tech staff.
>Been excited for this run all week>open streamSpikevegeta screechingWelp it’s ruines. Someone please vote ZZZ for me. I’ll be back later
C-C-C-CHOKE
>ACK
>leave easier star to random woman>now pass the controller to an actual pro runner, a big ass man in drag
>>730516968ONII-CHANSHOVDA WANT GEIMU
OHNONONO
Some of the ugliest people I've ever seen have showed up in the last 5 minutes. Is it a prerequisite to be part of the relay?
>>730517002Worked lol
Wasn't even fucking close all 3 times why even try it if you don't know it
>tranny keeps fucking up over and overoh nonono
That dude was a built like a gorilla my god
dios mio el ogro...
Running the ESA relay at the same time, both are currently jobbing the same star.
>chokes 3.5 times>does the slow baby setupmight aswell open the canon at that point
>>730516953GL. Do a peace sign at the camera if its actually you
>>730517047>((science))
>>730517056
>>730516601Happened in the previous run>>730515307
Yup he destroyed that chair
the cannonless setup is so funny it looks like some shit you'd make up to fuck with your friends
>my roommateUh-huh.
This is the opposite of a good relay.
Put the babushka back on
70 people sitting on that same chair the FFT chair sharted on...imagine the smell.
>>730517056Well attractive people aren't speedrunning games.
Why are they making everyone sit in a chair that literally got shit on last run?
Seriously, what's the point of this run? It's way too messy.
is there a webm of the guy shitting himself
dont think i have it in me to watch this one fellas
>>730517149>This chair feels kind of moist, kingjo
>>730517120
>>730517149This is how COVID spreads.
>next runner isn't already standing behind the chairSPEED UP CMON
>>730515269
>>730517171Spike just got a wicked sense of humor like that
they're flashing the names on screen briefly now
So is agdq ran by glowniggers at this point?Has to be.
>>730517178it's fun
getting the 1up, lmao
>>730517171its a metaphor or allegory or some shit
QT3.14 ALERT
So, it's only other runners?Kinda takes some of the fun out of it, no? ESA let anybody attending learn a star.
>>730517093> 01:40:00 estimatedo they really? especially since 01:54:42 is the ESA record.
SEXO
>>730517204kek
Just arrived, did something really happen with that chair or is it a new meme?
>>730517178that is the point
>>730517149>>730517171If this ain't a metaphor for GDQ being shit I don't know what is
>super mario 64 gangbang
>repping her boyfriendIt's over
THERE'S THE AROMANTIC ZOOMER
>not doing birdlessCringe and gay
>Can't even do owllessat least she's cute by gdq standards
>>730517262you would hopebut that isn't the case
CHOOOOOOOOOOKE
>>730517241Worse, people with marketing degrees.
>>730517215the mask will protect them from the superspreader controller
>>730515269why does this tranny bullshit always have a thread here? fuck off.
>>730516953Hexspeedruns?
>>730517291>he doesn't know
>whomped GET HIM OFF THE STAGE
Not gonna lie this is actually pretty fun to watch
>>730517279oh yeah didn't they get the hotel staff to do it too lmao
>>730516953Easy peasy
EVERYONE IS HERE
>>730517291previous guy shat himself and had to run to the bathroom midrun, it was funny as hell
wtf jhobbs is alive?
Is Hobbs head getting longer?
at awe at the absolute size of hobz forehead
>>730517291FFT runner stopped his run to go take a shit for 3 minutes
>>730517356You new?
my GOAT jhobz
hobz goated
>>730517404Webm?
KINO
>>730517149>>730517171That way all of them get the parasites. The whole community needs them and they enter through the digestive system.That runner was targeted as a spreader.
wing cap stage was pretty slick
>>730517384Oh yeah, I forgot about that kek.
based hobbs
Okay this is pretty kino for some stars.
imagine the seat of the white chair gradually turn a slight visible shade of brown as the run progresses
Chances for a invisible wall happening?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvpUvMHJ6TY
>GDQ already 5 minutes in front of ESA's time
>>730517438
>>730517438>>730515307
ATTENTION!ATTENTION!CALEBHART WAS NOTICED!A LOT OF RUMORS ARE IMPLYING HE IS DOING 70TH STAR!
>>730517496It already is brown
People like jhobz are built different
>have to be vettedSouless.
>>730517496yeah if they were women it'd be based
>everyone had to be vetted>not just letting rando who barely practiced up like ESASOULLESS
FIRST DEATH
CHOKE
>>730517506spoke too soon
>>730517262>>730517309>metaphorWait a minute...
>Beating ESA right nowI don't feel so good ESA sisters..
WAHOOOOOOOOOHHHSHIIITT
>>730517526He is playing FF7 right now
embarassing choke after playing the level worse than kids in the 90s.
>>730517554vetted for the event, not the star. basically means you were already at gdq
>>730517519Oh man you just know it was beyond the point of no return with the look on his face.
>>730517519>debates putting the controller down>wants to keep going so doesn't>second later stomach pain keeps happening>defeated knows he can't, shakes head>puts controller down and runs offHe was definitely about to have fucking diarrhea all over that place
IT'S OVER
>>730516960That webm shows the big difference between the ESA and GDQ version. Not only does ESA display the runner's name, but they immediately shove a microphone in his face so they can banter a bit. GDQ just has a random sad sack sitting there while the commentators are trying to hype it up.
>first chokethat must feel so bad
>>730515837two years ago. i just woke up when it happened.
>>730515307
kill yourself tier donation
>just gayBANNEDYou're supposed to transition now.
>>730517597prerecordedyes even chat interactions
>>730517559I remember they got some random dude that worked for the building they were in to do a star lol.
wait a minute...THIS RUNNER SUCKS
>>730517597It's recording
> I AM GAY
>>730517559Chad American Professionalism vs Virgin Yuropoor Nihilism
this is how i played the level when i was 10
>>730516742>>730516683This dude looks a fuck ton like my gf.
TWO DEATHS ON THE SAME STAR KWAB
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
these players suck
Imagine being the one runner who fucks it up for everyone else by choking multiple times, causing the game to go over estimate and letting everyone down. Would you ever show your face again?
LOL
this is great
>and I'm gay
>>730517649That was too kinogdq would never.
How are you a video game enthusiast and have never played Mario 64? Not even once?
ULTRA64 GIGA CHOKIUM
HE'S WORTHLESS
I was thinking this was good idea and seems actually entertaining thus far. But this is not an original GDQ idea?
TWO CHOKES
>>730517620I think the slide was the first choke technically. This guy is by far the worst though.
>choking twice>doing worse than women>CHOKED THREE TIMES
Spike's laugh lol
>most of these people have never played this game beforei seriously doubt that, this is like the most popular speedgame ever. i'm sure they have shit times and havent done it in a while but most of these people have played this at least once
MEGACHOKE
NEW RULE IF SOMEONE DIES YOU SWITCH
KEK HE JUST JUMPS OFF
Dude...
>being so uninteresting that you make your sexuality your entire identity and personality
mario can feel your fear, if you're afraid he'll slipif he just jumped and said fuck it he'd have climbed that war
please let this guy use up all the lives
Sub him out lmao he's dying out here
he's gonna run out of lives
TWICEcheck on this dude in the morning
This man has single handedly killed a great run.
This is a really fucking bad game to make people who never played it before play. It's unmatched superiority for speed running tech, but it's shocking how slippery it is just trying to jump and land casually.
THE BIG TRIPLE
SUPER CHOKE 64
CHOOOOOOOOKE
dnf relay incoming
Enormous choke on the prime time weekend stage, holy fuck.
>>730517695With how shit the events have become it's hard to remember that the marathon vets are actually good at video games.
W...woo.
What a loser
The smell of the shit chair is getting worse, give him a break
THREE CHOKES
Call an ambulance!
>>730517419older than you faggot. and im gonna make the same post every time you homosexuals have this homosexual event for homosexuals.
Maybe you should drop it down to like, 67 stars...
>>730517741Spike used to be an /our guy/ like 10 years ago
>>730517623>me when the first coffee of the day hits
IM CHO-CHO-CHO-CHO-KINGGGGG ><
>>730517501hope sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00GSTRPNA-c
>>730517724Shut up, boomer. I bet you haven't even played Roblox even though more people have played it than Mario 64.
Wtf I could play that level way better and riskier than him
holy fuck this is going to be a 7 hour run
>>730515837literally a week ago in the beginning of this gdq i had a stomach ache and farted right after taking a shit, somehow there was still shit in my ass even though i couldn't feel it
THIS IS HOW IT ENDS
What happens when you are out of lives
i love watching lets plays!
>random people playing the gamewow what an event GDQ is now
GO GO YAY YAY
How is ESA going to 1 up this?
Watching who's gonna perform better between past ESA and current GDQ is unironically a good incentive for me to full focus on the run(s), ngl
UH
UNH
>>730517830No you aren't, I am 38. If you are, then you type like you're 15 years old still faggot.
>>730517889ALRIGHT CHAT LET'S INTERNALIZE THIS
>>730517846Roblox isn't a game. It's half money laundering scheme, half pedophile chatroom.
>>730517869they are saving after every star
AHHHHHHHH
Absolutely Kafkaesque
>>730517869The tranny behind nags you.
HE DID IT
>>730517904120 stars, 120 person relay
WEEEEEW
>barely even gets up the STAIRS
>>730517869What are you going to do about that?
BartHittingHisHead.mp4
2 stars?
1ST TRY!
i think that star took 6 minutes
>>730517807goblins
How does a speedrunner fuck up on the stairs section?
>no SO LONG GAY BOWSER
>>730517854the bowser level stars are way harder than like 90% of the rest of the stars they'll be doing
Bowser stages are the most easiest levels to play as the camera is on only 8 positions, how the fuck he choked that hard?
>>730517943>nail your star>some shitskin fucks up theirsPoetry.
>>730517936Then why aren't you on it, unc?
>>730517930Damn Pokemon used to have soul
>>730515837A couple years ago at my last job I left early because I felt like shit, instantly went to bed despite feeling the runs coming on, then woke up 20 minutes later coated in diarrhea.
>maimai runner is still wearing the glovesthink of how many sweaty nerds are holding that controller. good idea
So long ____ Bowser
wait...that wasn't a star
>>730517869nothing good
wait, so you just have to practice for 1 star? theres no reason to choke then, wtf
>>7305179041 star, 120 people relay
>>730517925ooph... let that sink in
This is kinda fun actually
>>73051790470 star, 350 person relay
>>730518035they've definitely got some nepo fag running final bowser, don't worry. probably spike or the runner on the right
i just realized how disgusting that controller is going to be by the end of this. think of the average persons hygiene here
>>730517995Orcs are technically also an elf.
I strongly feel as though he has not actually saved time and would have gotten it faster playing it normally.
I guess it would have just been too much work for the tech crew to change the name each time a new person took the controller
??????????????
Reminder that we’re supposed to have the same cheers and appreciation for these casual players as much as the actual speedrunners we’re here for.
oh what the fuck now
Invalid
WTF FUCK YOU BRING IT BACK
Amazing
?
ANOTHER PLAYER HAS THE RUNS
>>730517869you die
>>730518071Yeah you got caught being a newfag, it's okay son, we'll wipe your ass and send you on your way to paradise.
>another breakDID SOMEONE ELSE SHIT IN THE CHAIR?!
what?
>run invalidatedAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Someone shittin' again?
>chair change
WHAT THE FUCK?!
SOMEONE MADE A SHARTY AGAIN
??????????
Next runner is in the shitter
ANOTHER SHIT BREAK
>mid run incentive stall
>it's overRATE MARIO 64 RELAY
>Too much couch commentary, we need to take a break to shill for donos!
>brb in the middle of the runwhat
I want to work out my kinks with this announcer if you know what I mean
SHOUTOUTS
yea esa just does it better
Quick get some rando from the crowd
Another shiting break?
>They couldn't even say that they got the relay idea from ESA>They couldn't even SAY 'ESA'
Uhm
SOMEONE SHITTED THE CHAIR!NEED TO CHANGE IT
SOMEONE ISN'T THERE
SHOUT OUTS TO THE TECH CREW
AD BREAKPOOPIE BREAK
>more stall time for donos
>>730518105>sorry I had to do an emergency dial8 and this was the only thing available
THEY KILLED THE RUN. THEY ACTUALLY KILLED IT.
What are they serving at the venue to make everyone have to run off and shit so suddenly?
>they saw 4chan was enjoying the run and shut it down
alright all the choking actually make this worth watching
>wasn't live
the most overestimates and most run interruptions ever
>>730517904Everybody in the room gets a controller and randomly after every star a new controller lights up and gains control and whoever randomly gets it has to get the next starMaybe throw in two controllers lighting up and having to share the movement/buttons or something
Yeah I'm thinking ESA won.As if there was any real doubt.
FUCK-A YOU SADDAM
>>730518132It's even too much work to only show the game apparently.
SPIKE I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, THERE IS LITERAL HUMAN SHIT SOAKED INTO THE FUCKING CHAIRI CAN SMELL IT FROM THE OTHER ROOM, YOU MADE ME SIT IN IT
They're cheating behind the scenes
YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF, GO TO THE BATHROOM!
>>730518161They all caught the same parasite through sodomy. It was inevitable.
>>730518227
Wait what? Someone shit themselves? PROOF?! LOL I just got off work.
GO TO THE BATHROOM
CUT THE RUN WE NEED MORE BEGGING WE NEED MORE MONEY
unc game
Too much fun. TIme to interrupt
big yikes
One of the runners probably didn't show up lol
so much emergency shitting happening.
>i'm being told we're five hundred dollars away from the fourth bonus star!five thousand, honey
GAY GAY GAY GAY
>>73051790416 star relay blindfolded
WHERE IS SHARTIO 64
>>730518261not yet
DONATE MONEY FOR THE INCENTIVE RIGHT NOW OR WE WON'T CONTINUE THE RUN
No one shat before, I'm convinced now they just do this for runs where there's not enough room for donations.
qrd on shitting?
>>730518231Diabolical
Imagine if everyone in the venue actually got food poisoning tho, what an absolute shitshow it would be
>>730518272nuhhhhhhhoooooooo just a minuteeeeeee
Kek the moment anons are saying they are starting to have fun, they cut it off.
>>730518283I have to imagine they have a backup guy on standby to fill in for anyone who doesn't show up. spikevegeta knows 70 star, can't he just grab the controller
>>730518105That dude with the gloves was the smart one
Quick tug break
>>730518327You do it out of your butt
One of the runners had several panic attacks and didn't get enough sleep
ESA did it better
>>730518327nuhyet
>>730517904they already did, they had this idea first and did a 120 star 120 person relay
>GDQ CAN'T HAVE EVEN ONE FUN RUN
>>730518271>>730515486
Shout out to the tech crew!
>>730518327Litereally previous run >>730515307
>>730518231Yep.DEI did this. Us enjoying it means they were technically feeding extremism so they had to shut it down. The big wigs from big pharma are involved.
Some people have knocked it out of the park, and others don't seem like they've played this game a day in their lives. Was there anyone else they could have asked? Do they not have back ups to avoid... Whatever this is?
>>730518283i doubt it, they would've been prepared for something that obvious happening
I'M A FAG TEEHEE
>I'm glad it's over
XD
>literally holding the run hostage for donationsholy fuck
They even have the poor tech team cleaning up the poop. The cost cutting is getting ridiculous.
Why is there a break?
..>I'm not a runner but I'm gay>TEEHEE>"TRANS RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm gay and I hate women
Shout out to the hotel janitors
"I'M NOT A RUNNER, BUT I'M GAY"YEAH LIKE THIS RUN. FAGGOT.
>>730517506anon...
Your fetish is not a personality
IM GAY LOL TRANS RIGHTS
Are you gay?
>The grease on the controller for the 70th person
For those comparing the time to ESA's last Mario relay, are we counting the tech downtime as part of GDQ's run?
>not a runner but also gaydamn even fags know speedrunning is gay
Apparently this guy didnt show up
Why do they keep stopping the runs for no reason?
what the fuck was that donation
>>730518408There is not a single responsible adult in the room and that is by design to keep stuff cheap.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aw2SFzoD3OE
If they beat ESA's time I'm rating it SSS because the ESA seethe will be hilarious. If they don't beat ESA's time I am rating it F, if they go over estimate I am rating it Z, if its a tie and the same time as ESA's I'm rating it C.
GIVE US DONATION OR RUN DIES!
>>730518428it's a donation ad break, there's no time in the run so they'll be taking breaks like this every so often
What are the odds that one person wasn't ready for their star and that was enough to make them pause the entire thing to try and convince them to go up there and do it
it's probably something stupid like tech trying to fix the thing that puts the runner name on screen, they were briefly flashing it for some runners during the segment
>>730518435I'm women and I hate gay
>>730518376>Brawl runner ghosts his SM64 spot tooK I N OINO
>>730518452>ywn be there to volunteer to lick it clean
>>730518428those donations calls aren't gonna stall by themselves, boyo
Are they taking a break to sanitize the shit seat?
>>730518435You'd fit right in GDQ as there are 0 women at the venue.
>>730518408It's 70 people anon, it was always gonna be somewhat messy.
Anyone have a picture of the room? I wonder how big it is and generally how its set up
>>730518474based
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
Lost me with that shitInsta ZZZ from me
we hit the incentive, time to continue the run
>>730518465Yah they cancelled the subspace emissary run at the literal last second.
>literally slicing runs live on GDQ
>>730518428Tech team is taking a shit
>>730518513suuuuure
>BETA
SHOUTOUTS TO AMAZING TECH CREW
>>730518465thank god
>all Americans are awake>I'M GAYYY TRANS RIIIGHTSWhat did I tell you guys? This never happens in Euro hours.
They wouldn't cut off TroonyWoony67's run of Tales of Troonsky Woonsky: The Troonining queer% like this, just regular ass people playing FFT and Mario and actually doing commentary.
SHOUT OUT TO THE (ABYSMAL) TECH CREW
>beta build
>titlecard for the called runnersYep, they do lurk around here alright
>>730518474A classic. Shartmada is real, don't trust his lies
>QUICK SHART BREAK CUE THE DONATIONS
>SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREWIt's been over ten years of this shitslop still not having a professional tech crew, they will start a fire eventually with their rats nest of cords.
DIE
>>730518408this would've been gay and boring if it was 70 seasoned runners who all did the run perfectly
cringe
t shirt reads: BETA CÛCK
BANNED
What a heartless fucking psychopath
>BETA BUILD
WTF BAN HIM FROM GDQ
Rip baby
Actually hilarious
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE MADMAN
kill the animals
TRNSRGTSsisters....
holy based
This motherfucker is wearing a mask and gloves, he knows. Covid is just an excuse.
Based
He had it coming.
>>730518465Lies, glowniggers told them to stall it to make it less fun to not allow 4chan extremists to enjoy it. The algorithm wouldn't pay them otherwise.
>Actual based actions on AGDQ final day
>kill the child
>What are you gonna do about it
ONE CHOKE
TOTALPENGUINDEATHBASED AF
>esa manages to have current runner's name show up>gdq can't even manage to go without a break
Imagine the smell of that chair
Should have had a donor naming the baby trans rights
whats with this gay shilling?
>>730518408they literally said there are people who have never played Mario 64 are going to be part of the relay
>>730518712>not my problem
>taking longer doing tricks instead of doing the slide normally
>>730517280Its defintely on purpose, they wanna beat ESA's time on the leaderboards.
kek
>>730518686Gokubros....
>>730518697Just imagine being part of the cleaning crew after the event.
>>730518731they're putting it up, it's on the game video for like a second when they start
>only 3 lives left
Put that nose right up in the seat
CHEATS
no more blind shit please
>>730518474qrd on this guy? i thought he was one of the smash goats. youtube recommended him to me the other day and he was streaming to 7 viewers mario 64 runs, going on 10 hours
Choking...I'm...choking!
CRINGE
>>730518452
turn around
okay this is kino
just look at the screen there are more people waiting
Trans rights are human rights greetings from germany, pro-life is right yeet that baby penquin save the animals.
>One of the few fun things this AGDQ>Bunch of miserable fucks in here still complainJust stop watching
Was there even an incentive to do this blind
"Guys I know a star blindfolded I promise">2 lives left
CHOKEEEE
>>730518787I'm sure ESA had an announcer on mic too they could have had Kungfu do that or something
rapid fire chokeathon
CHOKED
>>730517171>>730517149did someone really shat himself last night?
Choke madness
AHAHAHAHA
Yeah, tech crew, we're gonna need to bump that estimate up
>>7305187972
it'd be funny if this blindfold clown killed the run
i thought he was going to sniff the chair honestly when he turned around and knelt down
why is this autist standing? he could just turn the chair around
Hey runer maybe it would be easier if you faced the orther way ??
that was pretty close ill give credit
>>730518743Ah, so it's just a let's play with extra steps.
>Do blind star for avoiding the sweaty chairULTRA BASED
>it's a train wreckwhy am i not surprised they couldn't even manage a simple relay
what a choke, what a recovery
With the amount of fun they're letting the runners have, I suppose I can't accuse them of tryharding to beat ESA's time
>>730518916It was the chair smell.
>>730518912who cares
Heard you guyz like gimmicks so we put a blindfold gimmick inside the relay gimmick run we stole from ESA
two questions1. did blindfold runners universally just get worse at the games they play?2. did ESA have this much choking at their relay?
>this is supposed to be impressiveleave it for another run fag
>>730518910>One of the few fun things in AGDQ isn't even their idea but another event's idea.
>>730518408That's literally the point, anon. It was open to anyone attending the event to sign up for, whether they had any experience in the game or speedrunning at all, to learn a bit over the course of the week for this. It's a thing showing how anyone can learn a speedrun, and also a thing for people attending to feel a sense of community. And for fun.
>>730518786I am joking but Google is literally this insane and it's absurd. They have agreements to sabotage their search engine for people they deem "problematic" per contract with several other tech giants. To combat extremism. Look up "redirect method".
A HYPE RUN IN GDQ 2026?!
>>730518858He said the stress of competing was causing him health issues so he quit to spend the rest of his life being an mediocre speedrunner.
Ja, drei Leben, bitte!
>>730518971the trainwreck aspect is the whole point, retard. the ESA version was a trainwreck too and that made it kino
TPD
>went to shit during the break>come back>thought I would have missed like 30 stars>it's only been ~2
like it or hate it, this is what having fun looks like, anons, you would know if you had friends
ESA was soul, this is artificial soul
Why isnt this the final run? ESA does it as their final run always because its a good finale game due to the fact all the runners at the event are in it, so its sort of like a "Roll the credits" kind of run. Instead they go for Pokemon.
Time to game genie some lives motherfuckers
why not mario odyssey??? the movement of 70 peole should be more funny than m64
>>730519054zwei!
1 more life
I have spikevegita fatigue
>Game overSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ruh roh
what happens when they lose all lives
>>730519002>did ESA have this much choking at their relay?Yes, they even had a random hotel worker run a star
>>730519015Who fucking cares that ESA did it first.
Why didn't they get 1 competent runner instead of 70 shit ones
>1 Life
>>730519070become ungovernable
>>730519054
>doing the 100 coin starswhy wouldn't they sub that for some easier shit
>1 life left
@grok should I rate this run Z or SSS
>>730519093pokemon brings in more donies
none of these people's strategies accounted for getting 1-ups, i hope we see a game over
>>730519119mustard gas
>>730519119all of the runners are killed
>>730519119It's fine, they've been saving after each star.
>if this is your favourite run of the event, you probably don't like speedrunning
>>730519093because nothing happens in pokemon so they can yell for donos the entire time
>>730519119they're saving
>>730517093How’s it going? Are they still on par?
1 lifeThis is like a game of hot potato
>>730519131Been done twice a year for like 16 years
FEMOID ALERT
>>730519119Game over and boot to the title screen.Assuming they save after every star, no issue.
I assume they cheat if they run out of lives?
OK, place your bets.How much overestimate is this run going to be?
>>730519093they're gonna scream for donations during the final run, this one being before is a gift
Wow you successfully walked forward slightly
>>730519202>>730519202>>730519202
>>730519020Honestly didn't know any of this and just expected it to be with actual runners. That makes it even funnier when good runners go up and fucking style on them, that's hilarious.
>>730519002Stupid sexy zoroark.
>>730519174this is closer to a speedrun than bill nye or split fiction
Retards ITT don't even realize there's no punishment for game overing in sm64
This I don't actually mind because I can just call him a he and nobody is allowed to pretend to be upset about it.
>>730519093Because GDQ's finales always happen at like 4AM and aint nobody want to stay up for that kek
>>730519207+15 min
>>730519131Yeah, why can't we watch a normal SM64 run for the five millionth time?
>>730519119uhh donation break
Three lives!
>>730519207atleast 15 minutes
>>73051919152 stars to go xd
Doesn't it feel condescending what they are doing to that woman? Giving them the ultra easy stars and cheering on her as she had done something super hard?
>>730519224that's the joke sourpuss
la creatura
>>73051920725 minutes
>>730519207Overestimate? The estimate has always been 2:20 you chud
>>730519119How young are you that you don't know what happens in that situation?
>>730519184
>>730519206it just sends you to the beginning of the castle if you run out of lives, it doesn't undo your stars or anything
>>730519207The run's going to be 2 hoursThey will NOT be beating ESAThe seethe will be eternal
>>730519176Why is baph there? Arguably the thing attacking the WEF the most nowadays. Christians don't hack.
Who the fuck cares about esa
>>730519249There is on the GDQ stage.
TRAINWRECK
>>730518797What are they gonna do about that?
>>730519373Its europoor hours atm
>>730519249forgot nintendo has been kiddie mode since the 64
>>730519370So true, sister.
>>730519207It has to be a generous estimate if it’s accounting for casual players too
>>730519236Zoroark is the best.
>>730519313BRUTAL mogging
>>730519235Oh, for sure. It's great to watch that, as it shows the heights you can get to with enough time and experience, but I bet watching some rando in the crowd pull off a trick has to be a thrill if you're watching live, too.
What a disaster of a run
>>730519824That's the point my autistic friend
imagin the smell of that chair
We "ONLY" need $75,000!
Of all the GDQ staff regulars who is most likely to be the subject of a 2 hour youtube documentary about their downfall?
can't believe this guy wasn't done being insufferable during TP
