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Wahoo
BITCH TITS
Lol at all the non-tranny women getting the piss-eay stars.
Status: Migged
SHARTCHAIR
Heart disease rates of GDQ runners must be wild
Miggy
>>73051920702:04:11
Just tuned in. Can't wait for the rest of the week of fun speedruns!
>>730519281Cocoa sex
migged
>>730519202GO TO THE BATHROOMYOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF
what happens if they run out of lives
Back in the day they just sent in fake $1000 anonymous donations when they weren't hitting a goal. Now they put the whole event on pause?
IM A HEADBANGA
>>730519346not yet
>>730519349Nothing. They save after every star.
>>730519349it would be extremely painful
>>730519349They kill one speedrunner.
>>730519202>put all the runners in the shit chair
>>730519346Put this at 4x speed and it'll be usable
>>730519202I'm in.
>DON'T FALL OFF THE ROOF>falls off the roof
CHOKED
>>730519349kicked to menu, have to load a save.
>>730519349They shoot the runner.
Are they allowed to mention ESA on stream here?
>>730519346noooooooooooooooo
are this people pros, streamers or literals whos?
>>730519202
Oh no
just get it normally at this point
mario didn't wear a harness and now he's on disability for the rest of his life due to an avoidable accident
>>730519420>shartman
Challenge: Pick up the Star
>>730519349They die irl from the ass parasite they got from the chair.It was the plan.
OH NO NO NO THE CHOKE
CHOKE
>>730519349they reverse transition the runner
>>730519456they say "other events"
GIGACHOKEMASTER
As per usual, the roof is the biggest enemy of the gays.
>>730519487people from their discord who have been vetted
DOUBLE CHOKE
>>730519487They're runners of other games.
>>730519473kek
>>730519456Yes they did it yesterday, they said "we already did this in ESA so we are glad to do this again in GDQ"
WHY DIDNT THEY JUST GET CHEESE TO DO A SOLO 70 STAR? HE'D BE DONE BY NOW.
>>730519505This IS him trying to get it normally!
>>730519540WHY DID YOU KEEP CHOKING, DID YOU EVEN PRACTICE?
>>730519487the can only have 'vetted' people on stage so i think it's all people who either did runs/hosted/were on a couch
>>730519329Did Nintendo sue them?
What's the most troll thing one of these runners could do?
>>730519346>>730519421here you go
European normies are 4 stars ahead of American trannies
[x] fuck the bunny
Every time I see these runs I am reminded of the time as a child I tried to do the mario butt-slam move irl
>>730519593that's boring af, shut up faggot
>>730519623
>>730519648based simpsons gif poster
>Easy star>Goes to a woman>Technical star>ManReally makes you think
>>730519662kek
just got here, is this ZZZ or sovl?
>>730519662how did that turn out for you anon?
>>730519662did your butt hurt
>>730519620
>>730519662Did you succeed?
Women are so fucking useless.
>pillarlessoh boy here we go
>>730519646Saved
>>730519620But really, why doesn't it have arms?
the run is fun /v/ sybau
I suggest using the pillars.
>>730519694Think about what?
>>730519694>women don't choke>men choke 3 times minimumreally makes you twink
>that one kid that tried to blj at school and ended up clipping into a wall
>>730519694>ultra high difficutly star>man in lingerie and a dress sits down
Please, stop, just walk away from this strat
chocking this hard LUL
>>730519707ZZZOVLFVL
>>730519694>men keep fucking upreally gets the nog going
>>730519668>faggotYou mean the target audience? LETS GET SOME HYPE? HYYYYYYPPPPEEEEEE
>esa>point is that anybody can run>takes anybody, even if you've neve rplayed a game before>gdq>point is that anybody can run>only takes vetted runners of otehr gamesKinda goes against the entire point.
>>730519662Did you do a flip?
HE'S BLOWING IT
>>730519707If they beat ESA's time: SSSIf they don't beat ESA's time: ZZZ
I TRIED SO HARDAND CHOKED SO FAR
My boy panankoek can get this star without even using the analog stick
when you try a strat youve only seen other people do
>>730519737didn't that dude used to be part of GDQ staff?
If he did it normally he'd be finished by now.
>>730519785i can even out those numbers if you want
Was original hardware always this bad or is this a shout out to the tech crew ?
i would just get another star and tell the next guy to do pillarless
>70 chokes in a rowYeah we are looking at an hour over estimate at minimum
Will they do carpetless?
This is actually a hard trickWhich begs the question why an actual runner isn't doing it
GAME OVER
>>730519817Seeing how the GDQ vets are going at a slighter slower pace than ESA's run at this point doesn't help either
END THE RUN
Please just enter the pyramid normally
dude has big school shooter energy
>>730519868what's the issue here
THE HIGHLY COVETED FIFTH AND FINAL BONUS STAR
>>730519456They admit that this run originates from "another event" and KingJ admits he took the idea from "another event"
ngl I gasped
USE THE CUBE TO JUMPI BEG YOU
>>730519817they don't trust most of their viewers to be on camera, they don't even trust them to post in chat
HOLY SHIT RUNNER GOT FUCKING NIGGED
What if siglemic is here oh fuck
>1 life left
incredible
just do it normally at this point
I want to stress that you legitimately are not allowed to go on stage at GDQ without letting a cabal of the most tender snowflakes in the world go over your social media first and make sure you never said a bad word
>>730519859Yeah but he's practiced all week for pillarless, give him his 5 minutes
>>730519837they already failed because they paused it because of tech shit
This is really bad
Genuinely would have been faster to just use the pillars like normal.
>>730519887Because the idea is that anyone can speedrun bideo james if they really want to.
>>730519868you're supposed to play on a crt
>>730519817ESA has real people at it, not reptiles.
>21stars/36mins>0.5833... stars/minuteWe're on pace to be at 58 stars when the estimate hits.2hours is the real estimate
Kuyashi. KUYASHI.
>>730519910>do the masonic ritual, goy
Yeah I'll bet that mask is for "covid".
>>730519487They're all runners from GDQ this year, some have never ran mario 64 and some have never even played it.
eeeeewwwwwww
FKNJUKEDUKED
>>730519837ESA subbed some harder stars for easier ones or had a real SM64 runner do them. GDQ just made some rando do pillarless, pretty based
>>730519967Wait how was Kungfu's singing? Better than Sumichu singing Snake Eater?
Clint Stevens is the last runner confirmed
>>730519931I formally apologize on my knees
>>730519868I don't get it.
THE JUKES
Can somebody make this moment with Benny Hill music
>>730519915ugly af
>>730519912That's based tho
Just tuned in has this run been based or cringe so far?
The fucking state.
tranny choke
lmao, like twice that one up nearly caused the last life.
Just tuned in, has the whole thing been like this?
>>730520025Not great, Bob.
>Suigi is the secret guest for the final bonus star
Is Siglemic here?
>>730520058no
>>730519646Perfect
based fat fuck
>>730520064yes
>that chair piston when it sat downI wonder what LB they are rated for
>>730519868n64s are very old nowadays. I'm shocked they still work.Most runs of Zelda and Mario are on GC, Wii VC nowadays.
>>730520025I miss sumi
>>730519837Eurocucks will seethe at our superiority after we beat their time easily... Actually spikevageta may drag this out as long as possible so idk.
female chungus nailed it
>>730519868No crt so this how looks in-hardware. its technically NOT wrong, but the display is
>>730520058Is it?
>>730520029>triggers the fire alarm halfway through>picks up the controller after everyone evacuates and finishes the runwould be kino
That was slick lmao
oh shit, it's snoop from the wire
>>730520064Based until tech crew stopped the run for 5 minutes
>>730519853People think they can just watch a speedrun tutorial and instantly get hard tricks as if top runners don't spend thousands of attempts grinding the same exact section. When a game like this is optimized that means there is effectively one route you can take, any deviation from which spells doom.
>>730520064A fantastic mix. A few pretty clutch strats, but a lot of fantastic cringekino.
>>730519967She sang for over an hour?
>>730520117Yes she is
>>730520064artisan-brand cringekino
brave of them to use a white chair
is the 67 star going to be silent cause zoomers dont give a shit about speedrunning?
I'm legitimately impressed. I was convinced GDQ would find a way to sap the joy out of this relay. Instead some of them are having even more fun than ESA did>>730519968Going faster, ironically, isn't the point. It's giving everyone a taste of what speedrunning one of the biggest speedrun games is like. It's for love of the trick rather than getting the score
>jumps past both one-upsBASED, FUCK THE OTHERS
>>730520115L is Real 2:40:1 over estimate
I hope someone gets inviswalled embarrassingly.
>huge actually nerdy looking girl gets the controller>fucking nails it
>0 lives
>>730520101based pete poster
>>730520201>girl
>>730520179To me it's to do it fastest.
PICK THE FUCKING 1-UP TARD
Game over incoming
>>730520174imagine the smell
DSP is the final runner
GET THE FUCKING 1-UP CHUD
>>730520224>1 live
>>730520025Is that a benis?
>dies in the lava retard
>>730520201That was Dage4, anon
>>730519951Ah, so that's why they don't show good runs anymore. Too many cops at GDQ enforcing government mandated safety policies. Makes sense now.They've made most communities where I live dead or empty through enforcing this shit. It's mandated by treaty law.
this is the first unironically good run i've seen this year
>>730519783sauce
scrubby as fuck
>Sweet Chin MusicI do appreciate that reference.
Oh brother this guy STINKS
When's the actual game over coming? it's so close.
[2026-01-10 12:31:15] <%Mahbody> when is GDQ coming to dallas!?!?!?[2026-01-10 12:31:45] <%+davidtki> @Mahbody Texas is way too hostile toward the LGBT community for that to ever happen[2026-01-10 12:32:27] <%Mahbody> @davidtki ?? who cares what people think lol its a charity event[2026-01-10 12:33:00] <%+tedweird> @Mahbody if a bunch of potential participants don't feel safe, they won't go[2026-01-10 12:33:01] <%+Spittinglama> @Mahbody I think the people who will be attending the event might care??? They don't want to be discriminated against???[2026-01-10 12:33:04] <%CelesteShepard> @Mahbody When we say *hostile* we don't mean a few mean comments. We mean people getting assaulted[2026-01-10 12:33:17] <%+dwmlue> @Mahbody It matters when there is a non-0 chance of physical or mental harm being done to participants[2026-01-10 12:33:23] BAN: Mahbody (3600s)Banned for being stupid. I mean Texas. Ah, same thing.
>>730520324Mario Kart 8
That's a ugly karen
>>730520270when they get too fat it's honestly hard to tell
Bet 365 giving odds of 4.45 for a Game Over right nowI'm in heavy
Having trouble?
>damageless
They made it political
>>730520305>He miss the star fox, cod and MM run
did 70 different people fly in for this?
>DAMAGELESSlol
>Damageless>Immediately takes damageSugoi...
>>730520345I like the funny bird lady
>>730520351These same people feel perfectly safe in Chicago or Portland
>>730520235And we know for a fact that to do a trick well, you had to mess it up many times first. We're here to show that off, plus the process of learning. Relays aren't inviting people to do let's plays
Ironically, the one place that still plays metal where I live is next door to a police station, so it's only allowed as a honeypot.Same type of people that let shooters attack Bondi too. Obviously too pre-occupied with shitposters and artists to care about radical islamists.
>>730520392Mario has always been political retard
>>730520351this is why mentally ill people shouldn't be in positions of power
>>730520397the staff alone is over 500 people
Recontextualize damageless.
Spike is going to get 70th star
>>730520397They just asked the audience "you know mario 64?" -yes "you're good
>>730520351
Why does spikes voice sound like a cheese grater
>>730520345Toadette
holy shit this is such garbage to watch
Actually pretty impressive getting that star first try
>>730520351If that is the case then why is GDQ even taking place in America? lol
he slick with it
>>730519693qrd?
>>730519868it's just exacerbated with one of the few levels that shamelessly has a really huge stretched ground textureboth bilinear and nearest texture filtering looks like ASS
>>730520345>FateRyougi
>first try lava boostactually impressed
>watch GDQ from Super Mario Galaxy through the MM Blindfold run in the living room away from PC>genuinely enjoy every minute of it>wake up today to watch runs in PC room with /v/ on second monitor>find out people hated those runs>negativity radiates from the thread>suddenly enjoy the current runs lessI think it's time to stop watching GDQ with you guys.
I hate women so much it's unreal
FUCKIN DUNKED ON THAT STARSHOVED IT UP MARIOS ASS
>Reader talking over to shill incentives when she could have just WAITED FOR A SECOND SO THEY COULD GET THE STAR
Where is he?
is Pittburgh a nice place to visit?
>>730520351if it's so hard being a troon, why don't they try being normal?
>>730520481Spike is going to eat 70th star*
>>730519783I hate whores and simp
>>730520474Yes, I agree. Because otherwise we get Texas.
>>730520494>toadette>fatewhat
>>730520324kario mart 8
>>730520493I actually really look up to spikevegita and want to be just like him when I grow up
>>730520539he had to poo real fast
>>730520572I went there for a furry convention once, it was pretty nice honestly. They had a really good minigolf place.
Imagine smelling the chair at the end
>>730520143>Is ityes, very
>>730520554This run does legit suck tho
This would be so much better without spikevegan
>>730520609divorced?
SWEETPEEBS SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone have a clip of the penguin kid getting thrown of a cliff? Best clip of this run so far
>>730520570He's on the couch right there duh
>>730520517are those jokes? or...
>>730520486Hey, Florida also beats up fags.
>>730520554nah it was 1-2 schizos, the B to SSS rating show it
>>730520629Not really.
>>730520617MARIO NO!!!
>>730520517There is a very obvious reason why this shit got bad specifically after covid. That's when agreements were made to disrupt communities that attack things like... vaccines. Governments, per pharma lobbies, considered it a health risk.
>>730519202Fun fact:The 70 person relay is a callback to the time Sam and Tolki attended GDQ
Just tuned in, how's the 70 star run been so far?
>We "ONLY" need $75.000!
>>730520554Kek. The threads are probably the most enjoyable part of modern gdq because the meme runs are trash to watch
>>730520674kill yourself
>>73052069475 dollars?
>>730520692Awful.
>>730520692Actually not bad
$75,000? What a steal!
>>730519868my brain is so porn rotted that I was that thumbnail was of a naked woman
>>730520687
>>730520625GDQ and the furry convention use the same hotel. the employees must have seen some shit cleaning those rooms
The begging for donos is really pathetic
>>730520625why are you a furry?
>>730520642
Didn't they do this exact same relay at ESA? Should've spiced it up somehow
>carpetless incentivenot really interesting since they'd definitely need a pro to do it
>>730520570Gay baby jail.
>>730520692A series of choking like no other
>>730520687you got me
swag
>>730520741First GDQ?
>>730520737praying for you
>>730520746really nice people :)
>>730520687kek
>>730520554Weird, the /v/ bitterness enhances my viewing experience. I love gamethreads on /sp/, big brother threads on /tv/, csgo esports general on /vm/ etc. Its just banter
>>730520554Fun fact! You can still browse these threads without compromising your own opinion.
>>730520687Which sperm won the race?
>>730520707Tell glowniggers to kill themselves for ruining this shit with cancerous over-policing. That's why speed running is dying. It's too risky to get into now.
>>730520486What's so great about dumb old texas?
>nintendo seal of quality>with this lag
>>730520776how do you make webm that fast???
MARIO IS GAY AND RACIST TOOAND HE KILLED A KID
>can't even mash right for swimming>going for front subyeah right man
>>730520447Based bird enjoyer. Circe love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH97oY2pZpgBanger
>>730520517Is every word that isn't trans, rights or hype a bannable offence? This can't be automodHow do you spend your entire day timeouting people for the most inane reasons. Do the hire the 4chan jannies for this?
YIKES
Trihex is the final runner
tldr on the fft guy shitting himself?
>>730520832Actually, leftists can't do that.
>>730520747
>>730520838Allegedly Nintendo just straight forgot to optimize this level in-engine. Like it was a script they didn't run and if they had, it'd been fine.
>>730520843post the vocaroo
>>730520860is this the version that turns into the flintstones song
This relay been any good? Perhaps cringekino?
>>730520554the psychic attack is working /v/rothers, soon we will amass enough psionic power to destroy GDQ once and for all!
>>730520860Was about to post this
CHOOOOOKE
>>730520692Funny.
>>730520892If its carpetless, im guesing clintstevens
speed run?
get spyro to handle this sub
Clap for choking /v/!
>>730520905yes we can
>Want to do a hard trick>Don't practice at all>Just assume you can do it based purely on vibes
That was so gay
>>730520903>run game>suddenly shits himself>leaves chair running to toilet>"TECHNICAL ISSUES"
>The final runner is Siglemic, he announces his return to the sceneKINO
>>730520973>t. vaccinated cow
My star is up next, wish me luck.
*coof*
>>730520887I wouldn't be surprised, i got a 3 day ban for saying trans rights in this thread.
Imagine being the one runner who fucks it up for everyone else by choking multiple times, causing the game to go over estimate and letting everyone down
>>730520986MOOOOOOOOOODS
>>730520839Not him, but probably streamlink into handbrake/ffmpeg
>His face the whole timeI feel so bad for him...
Werster is final runner
>>730520987did he actually shit himself lmao
>>730520554I've had a pretty good time with GDQ overall this year. I'm actually a huge faggot with tons of gay and trans friends and browsing these threads is still a lot of fun because I enjoy the /v/ banter, and always have.
>>730520987Wait really?
>>730521000>she announces her transition
IT'S BOWSA
>>730521013there is literally nothing wrong with being a cow
>>730519783>no armpit hair or forearm hairUGH
Half of these stars, with all the chokes they’re getting doing them normally would be faster at that point.
>>730520835LMAO
Mario's gay and he's racist too>Mario's gay and he's racist tooMario's gay and he's racist too>Mario's gay and he's racist tooMario's gay and he's racist too>Mario's gay and he's racist tooI know that Mario is gay and racist too andKilled a little kidI know that Mario had sex with other menAnd he killed a little kidI know that he is racistAnd he is even gay tooI heard him say the N wordAnd then heKilled a kidI know that Mario is gay and racist too andHe killed a kidI know that Mario had sex with other menAnd he killed a kidAndHe had sex with other men other menHe had sex with many other menHe had sex with them anHeKilledALittleChildWith his bare handsForFunI know that Mario is gay and racist too andKilled a little kidI know that Mario had sex with other menAnd he killed a kidI know that he is racistAnd he is even gay tooI heard him say the N wordAnd then he killed aKid tooI know that Mario is gay and racist too andHe killed a kidI know that Mario had sex with other menAnd he killed a kidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO7z2FYB_mohttps://vocaroo.com/1lVhJ5Wm8uuv
>>730519420What's the story here again?Is this the divinity guy?
Of all the GDQ staff regulars, who is most likely to be the subject of a 2 hour youtube documentary about their downfall?
>>730520839I got fast fingers*winks* ladies
>>730520928Nope. It's the "My boo' version.
>>730520517>SnarkinatorLuigi murderchud>FruitDriveNegative comment>YeetheadGift subs are not counted to the total>Spid3rMurphyJoking about MAPs>aridyne_harveyNegative comment>CharuV2Negative comment
>>730521031I'm a normal, adjusted, adult. So I would just shrug and move on.
finally a proper neckbeard
>>730521000trips of truthhe actually did participate in ludwig's online relay during covid, he was still pretty good
that poor chair has been through a war today
>52 min only at 33 starsthis garbage is going to take over 2 hours
>>730520787It's cause of the sex isn't it
>>7305210826 days of eating doritos and mt dew will do that.
why does Dire Dire Docks have a submarine? i played SM64 when I was a little kid and never thought about it but it seems really weird now as an adult
Imagine licking the controller after the last runner
>>730521132I'm sorry your windwaker meme ACE category is delayed for something fun mang
ESAsissies.............they're on pace to beat us................
>>730521164This is how bowser got in to castle
>>730521164That's Bowser's submarineHe's planning a war
>>730521136sometimes but honestly fucking during a convention is insanely hard, there's too many room parties, panels, and time running around the actual con for sex.
>>730521164Goombas can't swim
>>730521164How do you think Bowser got there?
NO LIVE SINGING - ZZZ
>>730521083Spike
be quiet, woman
I don't mind this concept for a run, out of all the shitty meme runs this is the one that kind of works and feels like a community thing.Imagine this kind of run but during the prime years.
/v/ what's the most troll thing one of these runners could do to throw the relay?
I am surprised these zoomers know how to use a n64 controller.
Spike just spoiled it :/
>>730521192Americans are just better at video games.
>>730521083Mike Uyama deserves a coffeezila like investigation
does this fag even know how to play?
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
How many of these runners jerked off this morning and didn't wash their hands?
>>730521164The submarine docks there, and its presence makes the dock dire
This dude sucks
Star 70 will be done by Parken Harbor
>>730521254those circlefags are gonna destroy that rare banana n64 controller
>>730521248Shart on the seat again
>Spins for a whole minute>Chokes
>>730521248delete the save
>>730521242where feasel been?
>>730521242You don't have to imaginehttps://youtu.be/CWIA7Zp13yA
>>730521081I am retarded and gay I am retarded and gaaayyy
this is a testament to how shit the n64 stick is
>>730521186I just noticed before this run that WW is gonna be ACE. Why do they insist we watch this garbage category. I hate ACE so much it's unreal.
>>730521248take someone elses star so they have no clue what to do, especially if it's one of the easy ones for people who've never played the game before
>>730521164There's a fire sea directly underneath DDD that Bowser uses a fire resistant sub to travel between. It's also implied this sub allowed him to gain access to the Castle
>>730521254It's not rocket science. People who complain about it have never seen one in real life.
CHOKEEEEEEEE
oof twice in a rowcome on man i did this when i was 5
japanese excellence
>>730521083Rubiehart and her closet full of scalps
>>730521248Spin bowser forever without actually throwing him apparently.
>>730521164All the paintings are actual areas in the mushroom kingdom that bowser trapped inside paintings.
>rhythm game dude is shit at a normal gamenot surprised
ARE RUSHING OR ARE YOU DRAGGNG
I remember N64 games looking like crap but the video quality of this feed is pretty shitty
>>730521242How many of these trooned out
it pains me to say it but I am enjoying this run
This guy sucks LOL
>>730521248Miss the Bowser throw three times in a row.
>Rhythm game nip choking
He flubbed it AGAINThird times the charm....
Is this the maimai guy
MOGGED BY ESA
>jap>doesnt know how to play mario???
>>730521332Nobody likes ESA here.
He should hit a bomb by pure chance anytime soon.
>>730521248>host guy reaches for the controller after your star>shake his hand>unplug the controller and walk away with it
>>730521192ESA is ahead tho
>>730521398not a single one i dont think.
>>730521423yes lol
>>730521403>picKek
if they let me play I would choke for like 5 minutes on purpose and make it awkward for everyone and when they ask me to switch I just keep playing and say "dude i almost got it let me keep trying"
>>730521242That was already post prime.
>>730521248trying speedrun tricks without practice and lost many lives as posible
>>730521132AhemSorry but they gotta stall until they reach the incentive!
>>730521025Good luck xixter! Do it for trans rights!
I never knew Bowser could charge like thatI am learning things
>>730521395You probably got used to emulators with higher native res. N64 was always this blurry.
Was that the maimai guy?
Damn these guys fucking suck
Eurosissies I'm scared
>>730521440nice headcanon but unfortunately wrong
>Throws bowser 90 degrees to the left>The bomb hitbox is really small guys! That's why he missed!
>>730521248Turn off the console and run away
>>730521462the N64 shits itself if you unplug a controller while playing, you may as well hit reset if you're doing that
>>730521408>m.jpg
>>730521436Contrary to popular belief, the Japanese are generally terrible at video games. Either turbo-autists totally dedicated to one thing or zero hand eye coordination that struggle with babby games. There is a reason their preferred games are JRPGs.
>>730520554>shit run, watch with /v/>good run, ignore the thread and watchsimple as
I'm up next in the relay guys! WIsh me luck!
>>730521506That's because you didn't suck dick and probably beat his ass in like 5 seconds
>>730521395you had to be there. This was revolutionary at the time.
>>730521495nah that was still prime
>>730521440>tryharding
>>730521132>this garbagelook at the schedule, nothing good after this
ESA is the superior event. Less trannies, less tech issues, actual speedruns.
>>730521497>By spikewhat a egocentric bitch
>>730521497So does big pharma hold their family at hostage to enforce this shit at this stage?
>trans rights x 25And they wonder why we hate them
Watch them delay with another "intermission" here soon, to make sure they hit the incentive.
how did 70 people learn how to play old mario game? i cant imagine they all have a nintendo 64 at home
everyone who runs a suboptimal star gets pounded by narcissa
>>730520903the fft guy shat himself
They're only halfway done and it's an hour in...
almost made it an hour without a trans rights
Who let this competent fraud in here?
>>730521594They even have better trannies.
>>730521594The Japanese one is good too.
>>730521545Also a lot games were made harder in the west.
trans sisters this can't be happening
>>730521392It's pretty funny to see speedrunners try to play the same game casually. Like they get hard stuck because they don't actually know intended progression and only learned all the run tech
>>730521061FaggotI didn't enjoy GDQ that much this year because only 2 or so days had runs I was interested in.
>>730521545why they were watering down games for the west in the NES days?
>>730521436>he fell for the "jap kids 1cc shmups without autofire" memelol
>femaleit's over
>>730521613you can emulate this shit on a phone, man
>>730521609Snowflake
>>730521609I can't believe how much worse than furries they became. Furries are at least fun.
Its kind of a shock to see the contrast between the stars being played by noobs vs. stars like this where the guy just owns it. He's probably not even a big m64 runner, but some mid-tier runner shows the night and day difference.
>>730521561Don't Choke!
>>730521613They all practiced on the Wii virtual console.
>>730521440ok guraspic
>>730521164Bowser doesn't swim.
watching this gives me the urge to download that decompiled version of SM64 and play it for the first time in 20 years
>>730521613ILLEGAL EMULATION
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>She got the easy part
cute chubby bitch
They really just give the easiest stars to the bio females lol
>>730521545It's honestly fucking weird how Japs are insanely good at specific games, but dogshit in others. They are gods when it comes to rythm games, but fucking shit at FPS.
>>730521436I think the maimai guy is singaporean, not japanese
>>730521694Did better than any male today kekaroo
>>730521690Honest misinterpretation of cultural preferences.
>>730521615...would
>>730521497Do the donation goals ever actually? Maybe something irrelevant, but has there ever been like a full game or segment cut?
>>730521704Actually kind of insane, furries were the most hated community on the internet and if you told me in 2012 they'd be replaced by something a million times worse....
>>730521248Get every star except the one you were supposed to get
>>>
>>730521667Don't worry the anonymous donators have been deployed
>>730521667It's why they saved pokemon for last. Crowbar everyones wallets with nostalgia
>every time they do a 100 coin star, they let a woman do the "walk five feet" companion starholy kek, girl gamers in shambles
Some have tried one A-press star?
>>730521754>people are good in games they play a lot and shit in games they never playWOW I never would have guessed
>they gave the female the easy starlmao
How the fuck are they behind ESA's last run when ESA also had randoms running.
>>730521821you can tell who runs the show
>>730521615wtf, is that cosmo
>>730521667Greetings from Germany!
Good Slowpoke dono.
>>730521667>>730521804>ANNNND A 25K DONATION FROM THE YETEE
Would play Super Smash with her.
>>730521754Japs are really good at doing predictable and reptitious shit. I used to help run a competitive hero shooter league. When you watched the North Americans play, they had insane aim, but also would go for crazy strats and big plays. The Koreans would just do the same exact thing over and over and over and over again until the heat death of the universe. They never broke form, ever.
>>730521667Isn't AGDQ 2022 generally considered the worst event they've done?
>>730521791first it was furries, then bronies, now trannieswho will be most hated after them?
>>730521791Furries break rules, not enforce them. That's the difference.
Is this our guy?
she struggled moving the camera, was she supposed to get carpetless?
>>730521746And still barely knew the controls enough to do it
>>730521821Watch for Rolling Rocks actually will be done with 0 A PressesPannen will come on stage commentate.
OFFICER CHUD IS HERE TO PLAY
>>730521667Don't care about cancer anymore now that autism has been cured.
>>730521303The meta-narrative suggests that this was the manner by which Bowser breached the walls of the Castle; a fire situation indeed, as these docks were intended only for the movement of crucial supplies to and from Peach's personal militia.
>>730521821They're vetted retard. The person can submit themselves for an easy star.
>>730521615HUMADA HUMADA *tongue falls out of mouth* AWOOOOOOGA WHOS THAT?!?
>>730521248Spend hours memorising my star until I can do it blindfolded. Nail it blindfolded first try in the run, turn around and walk straight into to the tv's and tech setup.
>>730521894in terms of watchability yes, but they made the most money so they haven't learned anything from it
>>730521901Hardcore aifags I guess
>>730521906Ayo asmon got moves?!>that clean roomNvm
>>730521561trans rights
>>730521834They play those games a lot cause they are good at them and vice versa. It's a natural affinity.>>730521874Yeah checks out. They have stronger pattern autism or something.
i need footage of the final fantasy tactics chair pooperwith audioi won't believe it otherwise
>>730521902for example: having sex with road kill
>>730521915pannen only "plays" TAS, he's a fraud
>>730521963GAY BOWSER
>>730521894Only by anti-mask and anti-vaxx retards.
>some rando goes up and plays the game>Gets the star>Gets up and yells "I LOVE YOU /v/!!!!">People there think he said Vii or Vee
>>730521821Hey that's not true. Most of those aren't girls
>>730521871
That would've been tragic lol
CHOKE INCOMING
It's funny how INSTANTLY obvious it is when someone is an actual SM64 speedrunner, the second they pick up the controller Mario is moving precisely and immediately to the next star.
>>730521936that's the point, retard, women suck at games but wanted to be on stage so they begged for these stars. that clair obscur dude just did an "easy" star but he still had to at least do some jumping/movement
>>730521248"Accidentally" lose the hat and die.It's sneaky as fuck, and can/will affect the entire run.
> it wasn't enough to kill the majora run blindfoldedabsolutely mogged
>>730522003go on youtube to rewind the stream
>>730521791Furries didn't try to make my kids furries by inserting themselves in schools and the likes
>>730522003there was no audio, he took off his headset and speedrun to the bathroom
le quirky blindfold
I CANT SEEE
>They're actually being silent for onceBased
cringe
>>730522004Well.. there are some concessions that have to be made, yes...
Failure
LMAO
A lot of these guys really practiced their stars before the relay, you can tell. They're making hard stars look easy>>730521935What anti-submarine precautions did the later games take? This is important to continuity
COKED
20 minute star setup incoming
KEK WHAT A CHOKING BITCH (again)
Nice blindfold
worst blindfold ever
>>730522093but he chokedlove bubzia though
>Peeking on a blindfolded runFor shame...
>>730522003Shop or wheelchair?
>Cheated in MM>Cheated in SM64Embarrassing
>cheatingLOL
Oh boy. This guy STINKS!
ULTRA CHOKE 64
>>730521945Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
>>730521791You could make fun of furries since they weren't a protected class
>>730521698MupeN64 FZ (Pro) can be trusted? Some years ago someone said PJ64 or 1964 had gone full ASX2 (had spyware/virus embedded) or some bullshit
>cheated the blindfolded starbubzia is fucking washed
>everyone is silent
CHOOOOOOKE
>>730522164Does he ever post here these days?I member him popping in a few times.
THIS ENTIRE RUN IS CHEATINGHE'S CHOKING
>blindfoldedNOT AGAIN
>spike almost spoke out and said "What are you doing"FUCKING KEK WHAT IS THIS
IT STARTS WITHONE CHOKEI DON'T KNOW WHY
Is that the MM runner?
nice blindfold play retardo
This guy is banned for ruining two runs, right?
The dono readers are fighting for their lives whenever there is serious time silence. "All those donos we could be peddling"
>spike's face
>people voted SSS for this guy on majoraGET OFF THE STAGEBOOOOOOOOOOO
>>730522164I mean the guy that did the five secrets. The second he picked up the controller Mario was immediately diving and long jumping to the next portrait.
Dawg just do this shit normally you SUCK
GET FUCKED BLINDFOLDERS
ok he's failed like five times, lets give it up
>cheats>still chokesbruh
maybe they should take that blind fold and tie it around the neck
>>730522228It's a meme run. Nobody actually cares and it's all some attempt to farm donos
bing bing wahoo
HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO
I kinda feel for the chairshitter. I fucking hate situations where I have to decide between holding in a massive one for hours or letting out the nastiest shit in a public toilet for everyone to hear
Hurts seeing my boy choke this bad
WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO?
Choking....I'm....choking!
Yo this guy is getting BANNED fucking kek
>blindfold nerds choking live on stage again
he doesn't know where he is because he can't fucking see anything
cmon man
Even I can play blindfolded if the rules allow taking the blindfold off.
>39 minutes to collect 39 stars
This is gonna go over estimate
CHEATER>CHEATERCHEATER>CHEATERCHEATER>CHEATERCHEATER>CHEATER
Who let an owl in the room?
Very entertaining run
>>730522320LMAO
ONE CHOKENOTHING WRONG WITH METWO CHOKESNOTHING WRONG WITH METHREE CHOKESNOTHING WRONG WITH MEFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR CHOKES
>HAD TO TAKE IT OFF AND CHEATBOOOOOOOOOO
>>730521863 yes
Quit goofing off. This is a marathon and there is a schedule to keep. Egotistical bitches.
>choking AGAIN
>peaking againso this is the power of american mario 64 relay..
Rate bubzia star
Would be cooler if they were inclusive and got an actual blind person to do the blind stuff
all that cheating puts into doubt all of his "blindfolded" runs
>>730522250I TRY TO CLIMB THE ROCKS BUT EVERY TIME I SLIDEKEEP THAT IN MIND EVERY TIME I FIND MYSELF BACK AT THAT PIPE
At least he finally got to peek to fix his fuck up
the blindfold stays on
CHOKED AGAIN
>next guy struggles to successfully walk over to Toad
>dude doing toad star is showing offholy based
>>730522382Didn't see it
They mentioned some runners hadn't even played 64, of course it's gonna go overestimate.
do americans really?
Why not just use a gimmicked see-through blindfold for the sake of entertainment value. These aren't real runs
>>730522382D
>>730522413The absolute state of speedrunning.
>>730522382S I'm here for the choking and cheating
ESA CHOKEMASTER IS BACK
Reminds me of when I had to give advice in a clinic and the supervisor just starts winging it instead and giving... "advice".
>spike reminding us of this faggot's hat choke ruining ESA's first run of thiskek
this is fake energy
>>730522382C (for cringe)
>>730522431who cares, this is better than the bullshit they've got left for today
>>730522431most of those runners are the women who are given the >just walk forward for 10 secondsstars
>>730522352What are you talking about? Runs don't go over estimate and the estimate never changes, people imagine that it does
>>730522495I agree with you, I was just addressing people talking about it.
it keeps happening
How did this event evolve to be so culturally radical left wing
pannenkoek bros...
>>730522518>look mom, i posted it again!
>>730522431ESA had a hotel staff member play it who hadn't even heard of the game and they still pulled it under estimate lol
>>730522421kek
Hey I just realized Whatever happened to Hat Girl? We haven't seen her all GDQ
>>730522146Infrastructure pivotal to maintaining the peace time efforts of the Mushroom Kjngsom militia are no longer conducted in any manner; although defense has been bolstered with regards to all aquatic operations, much transport now is done via sky or galactic portal (both to mixed degrees).
RATE THIS THREAD, /V/
>>730522382SS
>>730522550TROONS
>>730522468Abortion clinic or Transgender clinic?
What's the worst level in SM64 and why is it TTM?
Is his waifu a shit?
>>730522431Even if you've never played 64, you have played A video game before, a 3D video game that involves moving a control stick. It's the same principle.
>>730522563ICE got her
imagine how that controller and chair are going to smell by the end of this
>>730522570
redeemed himself a bit at the end there
>>730522563She's shown up plenty this week and even hosted
>>730522550>why does a charity event based around helping people have liberal views
>>730522550it all starts at the head
>>730522382frAud
>>730522550Jewish leadership.
>>730522565Conducted in such* manner
>>730522573rate my ass
>>730522614Huh, I must've missed her.
>>730522607>This puppet's role has just ended.
>>730522570We're beating those Eurosissies easily
Goose is final runner
>>730522550Autism.
this reminds me of the GDQ of 15 years ago
>>730522550All the right wing nerds are busy being business majors and browsing /lit/ and playing grand strategy games.
Oh that was the doki doki literature dev
>>730522550Do you honestly think the average conservative would be interested in speedrunning?
This would be better if they had random people instead of speedrunners or just had all the speedrunners from the even participate
>final run is a 2 and a half hour pokemon run, by one of GDQ staff>i got the star captcha wrong again and had to wait another 20 seconds>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abusepretend i uploaded a jpg of that cat doing the :| face
>>730522615nigga they were raising charity while saying "fuck niggers" and calling each other weeaboo pedo faggots
>>730522646Post your ass then
>>730522606The kind of nasty greasy feeling that you still think is stuck to your hands even after washing them multiple times
>>730522607> blindfold runner might make two runs go into >Majora estimate.
this nigga look like leslie baker
WTF happened to bigjon?
>>730522646S tier now bend over babe
>>730522694Wow really? Sick
>>730522718where would they find speedrunners at this event?
>>730522719>Phone posting
Im up next guys; wish me luck!
is this years event ending earlier? last game starts around 7 pm my time and its only 2.5 hours so probably ending around 9:30-10. i feel like last year and previous years ended after 12 or later
>>730521545So what? I am not a niger
>>730522646Dtoo square and full of lard
>thought there was another day left>just dogshit after htisEugh
>>730522592the people in the japanese chat apparently say he's the DDLC dev
damn
>>730522773heh
>>730522774there is literally nothing wrong with phoneposting
>>730522821>>730522821>>730522821
>>730522779but you suck at video games
>>730522775good luck anime!
>>730522775good job vro
>>730522778Yeah it is ending a little earlierLast year it ended around 2am for me and this year it's 12am. They could've given the Brawl runner another chance and fit him into the schedule
>runners each got a pin with their star numberdam that's pretty cool
I need some much bigger chokes to be satisfied. Come on you God Damn Queers, choke harder!
>>730522774you made me do another one of these dog shit captchas just to say im not phoneposting
>>730522719made one just for you
>>730522550people come together and have fun together. unlikeable trannies and women latch onto event because they are incapable of bringing people together. trannies and women want to be the center of attention so they start making serious accusations and accuse original members of rape and hate crimes. they take over the event and run it into the ground. The end
>>730522710Well we're currently speedrunning the weimar republic so sure.
>>730521870I kek every time
>>730522743
>>730522719This one?
>>730522778The last couple of years also had insane stalling to try and force donos so staff probably got mad at the awkward end times so they shifted the schedule to accommodate the inevitable stalls
Do you think Mike still gets kickbacks even though he stopped working on the marathons?
>>730522779based jap
>>730522550Cause you lost the culture war.
>>730522912yeah ty
>>730522924He makes $300,000 a year, you can see it on GDQs tax records. It's the standard rate for a charity of that size.
>>730522352what the fuck do you people think an "estimate" is?
>>730522563Sporadicerratic, she hosted momodora last night. There was some drama about her hat/only-defining-characteristic a couple years ago but it seems like that's been resolved.
>>730522724they weren't raising millions for charity doing that
>>730522097This is the best one
>watch 10,000 memorized inputsthis is ridiculously fucking boring.
>>730523078a estimate is usually setup with padded time not the world record.
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
How they doing vs ESA right now?
Playing the game extremely well on your first attempt is much more impressive than fumbling around blindfolded.
LMFAO MAGICALLY 10K.
>7 minutes to get 11 stars and kill bowsernot gonna happen
What us the Yetee's business model?
>>730522778I think they've been trying to have the finale be before midnight (EST) rather than 4 in the morning like it used to be. But part of that is no doubt knowing that things will drag a little bit, and also, on the last night, they don't need to try to keep the schedule quite as tight as during the rest of the week.Also, there'll probably be some additional bonus game added in, too, which will add likely another 30 or so minutes and push it closer to 12:30 or later.
>>730524308money laundering
>>730524308Selling t-shirts to nerds.
CHOKE CENTRAL
>>730522775damn she cute. more?
