Now: Hades IINext: Hollow Knight: SilksongLater: Pokémon EmeraldStreams:https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwchttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730538363
TRANS RIGHTS
>>730542198ACK!
I AM EVERY GENDER AT ONCE
What a fucking shitshow
>>730542147Gettin miggy with it
>me trying to see that tiny ass character you play as in isometric games
miggin and you cant stop me
That's it, this will be the last GDQ I watch, for real this time.
fuck this run holy shit
Any fucking losers here?>34>Live with parents>Make above min wage but not close to country to average >Virgin>Kissless>Can't drive>About $70k to my name but don't own shit.>Deadend job.>>730542352You will be back.
The fuck? Coral Crown is so much better than the rest.
>>730542147
Did the runner restart with the same weapon or change weapons after dying?
Ah, yes, an incredible audio experience...which nobody can hear because the game volume is practically muted.
what went so wrong to result in this?
>>730542325They'd spend too much time in the character creator making the perfect minority or something.
hades is a boring game to watch a speedrun of
I never understood why these people make it a point to tell everyone what they are. I'm a straight white man and I never even think about it let alone tell people. If they just lived their life without constantly reminding us I would treat them normal.
Could someone please post THE webm?
how has it only been half an hour
Every room in this game looks the same, this genre is shit.
>>730542352This is the first one that I've ever been like I can't wait for it to end, even with the /v/ threads which are usually the best part
just looked at the estimatethis shit is TWO HOURS?
>>730542386cant relate
>me when I read all these bigoted posts
Everytime I've turned this on, it's always been a tranny running or hostingI'm outsee you fucks at esa
Honestly why does this game even have a weird Ancient Greek theming if they clearly don't care or like Ancient Greek mythology. It would actually be a cool theme if they did it right.
>>73054238633 kh (fucked a masseuse) but i make good money
>>730542386Yes, NEET with 15k to name, but I can drive
>>730542447
>this is the kind of indie looking 2d roguelite slop that people online INSIST how every game should becomeSHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSHHHHH
>>730542515>see you fucks at esaI have bad news for you Anon. The trannies also got to them.
>>730542352this is the first i've watched since around 2020. i remember thinking it was just shit at that point, but it's like a zoo now
Why is the runner dressed like a street hooker for this all-ages charity event
I missed nightreign, what went wrong?Also Kronos is such a good villain.
>>730542601please, post the audio version
>>730542147Anybody been to one of these events? How was it? Thoughts? Aromas?
>>730542440That's because for most of them it's about being part of some group more than actually being the right gender. Kind of like being a scene or emo kid, same thing, just a club to be in.
>>730542604She can dress however she wants.
>>730542440>straight white manright, you arent mentally ill. thats why you don't do it.they're not normal. thats why they do it.
>>730542669we must be better viewers
>>730542646>>730542682
>>730542710>.gif
>>730542660I plan on going to the one in MinneapolisWill post shit from there if I goMy curiosity beckons me
>>730542308lol yea how can people tell what the FRICK is going on the screen
>only 30 mins in
>>730542386how do you have $70k with a decent job and not have your own place? i am>36>Make min wage at 30-hour work week>Virgin>Kissless>Can't drive>About $10k to my namebut still have my own place and make a surplus of money each month
saddest thing about what this event has become is how it keeps actual normal funny/competent/entertaining people out of it. Nobody with a hint of social awareness wants to be associated with this shit anymore regardless of political views
>>730542682
>disgusting abomination front and center>fatty fatty two by four taking up the entire couch and having to monitor his blood pressure on his arm the entire run on the right>virgin in middle>qt on left>absolute disaster of a run gameplay wiseare we thinking S tier bros?
>>730542601>that tranny on the couch constantly berating him saying what are you going to dothank fuck he didn't have that creature on the couch during the redemption run
>>730542646lmao no fucking way
>>730542629How do you speedrun a game that consists entirely of fixed-length gameplay segments? It was boring as fuck.
>>730542776is this some addon or what? always wondered
Most recent chart?
>>730542840
This woman is beautiful
>>730542386get a car, driving is fun. you don't need a new one either
>>730542904moron got banned again for posting his dick
>>730542904
You can bitch about trannies to your heart's content, but post one picture of your feces and a janny submits you for a ban under rule 3. It's that time of year when new ones are "hired" though, so I should have anticipated that.>>730542682Do you have the one from DaS3 at SGDQ 2016 or so when he got spammed with similar requests?
>All of them downed multiple times on field bosses>Only level 8 at end of night one>Do tower route, not sewer route (sewer route gives more runes and boss drops)>FULL WIPE to boss in tower>Only level 14 going into Dreglord>Run was longer than casual runsJesus fuck, what a disaster.
>>730542970chartfag is NOT ecker, stop with this shit meme
>>730542308imagine how good correction hatesex with a korean feminist must feel like
>>730542629It wasn’t a speedrun at all
>>730543032lol
>>730542776I don't even see this one. 7TV mod log fucking sucks. I have to refresh the page every hour or so for it to keep logging things
>>730543032he literally ishttps://git.ecker.tech/ecker/vee-speedrun-ratings/src/branch/master/archive
>>730542993Why didn't you include the suicide prevention speech from today. People rated it.
Is Silksong a good speedrun at least because this meme category sucks.>>730542961I'm exceptionally afraid of driving but I think the combo of living with my parents for this long + not being able to drive destroyed my independence/life.>>730542779Insanely hard to get a place that isn't absurdly expensive to rent here.
>>730542646dangerously kino
>>730542840I feel bad for Rebel here because he's a pretty cool guy :(
>>730543069>AOE attack
>>730542590
>>730542840>sends 2 requests to get around the censor boxfucking brilliant kek
>>730542993The fuck happened in Bananas?
this run killed the thread
>>730543069One thing a fatty will do is pull on their shirt
>>730543032About as faggy so it makes sense
>>730542993I left right after sm64. Don't worry bro's i'm back now it will get better
>>730542776What's really grating about these """people""" is they inject this tranny stuff everywhere, even when it makes no sense or their audience doesn't care. Its extremely selfish and works against their own supposed interest of getting people to accept them as I'm sure there are tons of people who, in a normal scenario where personal identity makes sense to discuss, would gladly accept these people but are so fatigued and angry over being told over and over and over that they must accept them that they now don't out of spite. Then the tranny doubles down and claims they don't like them because they're transphobic when really the person just doesn't like self centered assholes.
>>730542629It was just a normal run of nightreign. Not skillfully done or noteworthy. It was amusing to see them die a few times.
IM A HEADBANGA
jesus the voice cracks
>>730542993crazy to think about
I regret not doing runs today. I barely watched today
whtas up with the runners voice? it sounds so weird i cant tell
>>730542386Yeah, here.>36>In an apartment with two other guys>Make a good amount hourly, but get shit hours and rent costs too much>Kissless virgin>Can't drive>Completely broke, no savings whatsoever>No marketable skillsThe irony is I actually own a decent car I just never got the license. I was tired of being yelled at when I was trying to learn and aside from working I never went anywhere so it didn't matter very much to me.
>>730542872>Tranny on commentary>Fuck up painfully>Two adhd zoomers on commentary>End up with one of the best runs in modern gdq What could it mean?
>she/he/they
>>730543283she's just tired
>>730543273>>730542993oops i meant this
>>730543283It sounds like a man trying to make a less masculine voice.
Holy fuck only 40 minutes in. I'll be back for Silksong
>>730543257
>>730542872haters will say there is not enough evidence
>>730543112driving around is a great feeling anon, and if you're good at games the skills pretty much just transfer over. you won't be afraid when you know you're a better driver than them
>>730543313>own a car>can't drivenigga are you retarded? teenagers drive
>>730543098Hey man I'm just reposting over here.
>>730543283HRT can only do so much.
>>730542517do an Egyptian theme, you can have all the blacks you want
>>730543098lol did that really happen, got a link?
>>730543343whats the difference between girl and foid
>>730543432It wasn't a funny "jump in front of a bus" speech. It was a sincere "you hecking matter don't give up!" speech
WORSHIP ME
Are we hyped about ESA in Feb?
>bloke looks like description of grendels mother in beowulf decides his new name should be tera...terror
what are you doing instead of watching the run
>>730542993>no purple runsIt's over
TRANS RIGHT HOOOOOOOOYPEE
>>730543520yeah i think itll be really nice, last esa was pleasant
TRANS RIGHTS!!!!
bro just make a tranny stream event and hide these freaks in there. so tired of it
>>730543520>bio woman>in skinsuit>ZZZwtf happened?
>>730543532browsing the catalog for any good threadsthere are none
>>730543343ecker made that last year for comparison reasons so theres no accurate markershe didnt start doing the marker autism shit until like 2024
>>730543520I remember in that moment, thinking "Fuck, this is it for ESA. It's all downhill."
>WE HAVEN'T SAID TRANS RIGHTS IN OVER 5 MINUTESI'm tired.
>>730542386compared to me, you're a winner
i wonder if they are banning/word filtering AGPQ. could be a good one to try sneak past them, they will probably think it's a typo
>He/She/TheyThe most honest of runners
>>730543520Unironically yes, it'll be a fun week
>>730543579Was basically a blind letsplay with donation incentives to play stupid clips of herself over the stream
>>730543562every event is a Frame Fatales event. This is going directly to the Prevent Trans Cancer Foundation.
>>730543532Watching football with /sp/. Go Panthers.
>>730543532cutting my nailsprobably gonna slay a spire afterwards
THAT VOICE CRACK IS SO ANNOYING
>>730543507
the more they keep repeating it, the less impact it has, until the meaning is completely lost, like what happened now
>>730543343>>730543605>specifically went out of his way to mark bayonettanoticing...
>>730543579Just a random twitchthot streamer buying a segment on ESA where she did not speedrun.
>>730543394I don't think I'll be a good driver, I'm bad at it in games too lol.
So "she/he/they" means they started to troon out and just said fuck it and gave up right?
Hey I'll give him props for at least not even bothering to try to sound like a woman
>this is the game that won action game of the year over Ninja Gaiden 4
>>730543520now this is speedrunning
>>730543562they have it, its called frame fatales>>730543605the numbers started in 2024, trannies were counted in 2022
>>730543436I got banned for "avatarfagging" its bullshit
OMG the heckin pupper got a pets!
>>730543532just talked about nerdshit with friends for three hours, now I'm gonna goon and sleep
SOHECKINWHOLESOME
>>730543798current /v/ would complain about this run>wtf why not just use a gameshark at that point? ZZZ
been tabbed out for a while but had audio on, did this dude really fail the first run?
>>730543520Yeah its always a good time for me
>>730543851you get what you fucking deserve weeb
Bro literally steven the lesbian
cancer?
Just tuned back in, jesus fuck this couch. It's exactly what I'd expect from Hades 2.
>>730543343Holy shit, I haven't been imagining it. Even 2020 was better than this messAnd they'll just keep going lower and lower until something crashes
>>730543879YesTo the last boss
>>730543579She's just some Twitch egirl that was inserted into the marathon as part of a sponsorship deal with a talent agency, she was fucking awful at her "runs", didn't complete anything, just had that crowd control emote spam shit and was getting simped on by her Twitch mods and by some of the runners.Even GDQ hasn't fallen that far yet.
>>730543792thats what makes these kinds bad though, the ones who dont even try are the problem. I can empathize with the mental illness but this is just a freak in a dress
Just tuned in, looking forward to a week of runs!
>>730543919this entire event is
>>730543761it's all in the feedback you feel and how you respond to it anon, I urge you to pursue it. It'll give you a sense of freedom.
trannies will never be women, jannyfaggots
>let's go lesbians!instant ZZZ
>>730543562This. I wish they can just fuck off and leave everyone alone. They're asking to eat 00 buck rounds.
would it be correct to claim that trannies speedrun new games and chuds speedrun old games?
>>730543532watching Demolition D play metal gear rising
>>730543946ya missed it boatmansee you at esa
>>730543946Based Richard Burns Rally fan
>she / he / they
>>730543990Hornet isn't for trans rights.
>>730543946How's your boat, boatanon?
>>730544008trannies just speedrun whatever games dont have anyone else running them so they can get their special title without any work
>>730543990Do NOT joke about trans rightsONLY joke about big lesbians
>>730543783that's probably the politically correct way of saying "idc lol".
>>730542993Yo not a SINGLE purple run wtf
>>730543946cute kot
>>730543520Wonder what weird shit they will try this time before dropping it by day 2.
>>730544008No. Past megaman speed runs featured the many gendered folks
>>730544127definitely not a fetish
>>730543960I'll consider it a 2026 project. It's expensive here (3k average to get the license, roughly 28 weeks of lessons and only 48% of people pass their first try) but I do like the idea of just being able to go places.
>>730544129there's always contrarians
This is getting increasingly difficult to watch.
>>730544127Tumblr banning porn had devastating consequences for the rest of the world in 2019
>>730544127>aspiememesHMMMM
>>730544127makes sense, as most redditors are men
>>730544095>>730544008this isnt really true. its just a trans hobby
>>730544008You clearly missed the Deja Vu run.
>>730543520She's cute, but also an attention whore.What a shame.
>>730544198It's just a shit event. Even the S ranks are inflated because everything around them was dogshit and any break from it felt amazing
the runner plays games sitting the way I do. Its just more comfortable if you have a huge dick.
>>730544235I don't think it alone was the turning point but it sure did fucking ripple.
>>730543520Do we do ESA runs
> ONLY GET RECOGNITION CAUSE YOURE NON BINARY
I'm gonna go trim my neckbeard
>>730544178why would it ever be a fetish?
cant wait for our ultimate favorite
>>730542993>stop watching after sm64 70 pplwew it was that bad?
Is this the worst GDQ ever?
You guys are my only friends. Thank you.
>>730544286ngl it's always these skeltal mfs with big ass dicks
>>730544317What did I type? I'm brainfarting
>another hour of this
What did saying he was non binary add to that?
>behemoth SteveAccurate name
>>730544279what are you hoping for? the S rank runs were entertaining and had no major fuckups
>>730544340yes
ONE MORE HOURHOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPPPPPP
>>730542572honestly is the entire speedrun events run by these people?
>>730544336Why do people not make an alt account for roleplaying and shit
>>730544397wait is that him?
>>730544127>a score of 2 means users of r/actuallesbians are twice as likely to post on that subreddit>r/mtf: 46.76jesus christ I love accidental comedy
how badly did mitch choke nightreign
>>730544127>are the straights okaydo i dare even ask what kind of "content" is here
>>730544337>jews done quick
>>730544129any runner over estimate had trolls spamming ZZZ ratings, regardless of how good the run was
>>730544337>no 1488why bother
>>730544340>>730544410i still think the covid years were worse than this.
>>730544184and you don't need to get a brand new car, something from like 2010-2016 with like 100k miles or less. it goes a long way knowing that you can get around
>>730544338Yeah Wind Waker was pretty tough to watch.
>>730544423Same reason they mutilate their bodies: they're retarded
>>730543946Don't get your hopes up.
FINAL VERSION OF THE CHART IS HERE:>
What the fuck IT looks like a god damned skeleton. jesus fucking christ
god damn everything is about sexual identity with these fucking people
>>730544446it was a decent let's play
>>730544471or how over estimate or the reason for being over estimate.Could be .1 seconds over because of tech issues or cause the donation reader was distracting them and it still gets spammed.
Left: the remains of java manRight: scientific recreationI heckin love science, I donated my kid's college tuition to PCF
I put 100 hours into the first one and didn't like it. Is this one better or more of the same.
The blatant fetishizing of lesbians is literally no different from the typical "HLA" twenty and thirty years ago but here it's a good thing or something because reasons.
>>730543579some twitch thot who never played metroid prior to that
Why is Hades so popular? It looks alright but not GOTY alright
they are gonna start saying map rights next
how many trannies this year?
>>730544428
>>730544336>shayygot cancelled for grooming a few months after they had their SGDQ finale run lel
>>730544127What's with the elongated names, is it to shadow-hide it from trolls or somethign?
>>730544205the winning move is not to watch
>>730544423Either they get a sense of pleasure from doing it out in the open or just genuinely believe this is normal behavior
>>730544652babby's first roguelike.
>>730544657That's what trans rights are
>>730544560>spawn in take out camp level 2 lets go fight a field bossWhat's the logic
>>730544658Basically 80% of the runs if we count couch
>>730544491the covid years were at least kind of cozy. the very quiet, solo webcam only runs lacked the audience so the dono readers werent as annoying and spoke lower and slower. for me it was very cozy, especially the nighttime winter ones
i love this eventbest digital freakshow you can watch
>>730543873not reallythey at least explained what the strategy was, they would confirm it's working, set a timer and walk awaygdq would not explain any of this and shill for donations the whole time
>>730544652it's popular with the vocal controller crowd, i played 1 and 2, thought it was an ok isometric action game and moved on. not GOTY.
On one hand I think "its all a psyop to castrate the western world so we don't breed", but on the other hand, would these autistic speedrunners have had kids anyway?
THANK YOU BOYFRIEND
I actually thought 2024 and 2025 represented a very small rise in quality for the event but this one is worse again.
Only one more hour!
>>730542147Do they do this shit every other week o_r something? I swear there's a thread up for this garbage every damn day
fuck this gay run, i'm playing wanpaku graffiti
>>730544205it would bother me if i gave a shit about the run, but a roguelite "speedrun" was gonna suck anyway
This troon is getting rock hard over men on stage.
Your pronouns are mine
It's peak modern GDQ. This run is peak modern GDQ.From the tranny game to the tranny runner to the unlistenable commentary to the boring ass run of a roguelite with no actual tech aside from 'play quickly.'
The important questions.
anybody here remember ProtoMagicalGuy?
why is he so bad though? i've had faster eris fights while taking less hits
>>730544634exact same with calling anything a man could do that isn't shooting guns or drinking beer "gay"
>>730544863you mean protomagicalthem
> tranny wants to kill people
trans rights less than three
>>730544837>I swear there's a thread up for this garbage every damn dayweek long marathon, retard-kun. this is the last day tho
>the right head of the plushie is facing away from camera>dono makes a joke about this>literally not one person understands the joke and readjusts the plush>money wasted, embarrassed
Why did none of you guys send some donations with funny references to ice enemies?
>>730544863I actually kind of miss his insanity
>>730544837Stick to the Fallout threads, retard
>trans rights!>less than three!
>>730544634t.a.t.u was based and I'll hear no other opinions on that matter
>>730544863I do wonder what proto is up to now
>>730544796Yes. 4 out of 10 men in america are autistic after all.
>>730544863maybe i just have nostalgia goggles on, but i don't remember PMG ever being this obnoxious about talking about trans/NB/lesbian shit every five seconds on stream
>the anonymous no comment 1k+ donations have begunlmao
>>730544863you mean WitchsHex/DoubleGearSys?
>>730544863imagine trooning out so hard that not even GDQ staff wants to deal with you anymore
>>730544864They are a female
>>730545002>Gee, it sure is boring around here. I just wonder what proto's up to.
>>730545017Cool it with these anti-semitic observations, goy.
>>730545039Anyone claiming to have multiple personalities and doesn't put themselves in a mental hospital is like a Super Saiyan Attention Wanter
holy shit, that bitch is fucking annoying
From watching this Hades game it doesn't look that great. Why is it so popular.
are there still people here who think this is money laundering.
>>730545005>get to america>immediately start building railroadsalways have been
TRANS AND NB RIGHTS
>>730545017shh just turn your brain off and watch the stream!
>>730543579Twitch whore.For as much as /v/ seethes about twitch whores, most of 'em don't actually have any first hand experience at just how awful they are. That was just an unmitigated broadside of mediocre pussy put on a pedestal by an agency.One of the GDQ mods/officials donated like 4.5k, fucking simp.
>>730544863>curious what he looks like nwo so look him up>find his old twitter>moved to a different twitter account!>click link>deleted>find out somehow what account he had after that>5 link deep daisy chain of "Moved to this twitter account!" over like 3 years>culminates in a locked bluesky profilewhat the fuck lmao
"Enbies" are somehow an even bigger meme than trannies to meThe snowflakes among snowflakes
>>730545138yeah
>>730545039witchshex was their wife's username
>>730545202all me
>>730544652Supergiant games have good presentation and passable gameplay. The former is far more important to standout in the indie market than the latter.
>acting like the whole event is the end of the world because of one run when there's been several comfy runsyou fags are so overdramatic
>>730544613I look like this and I'm enjoying the hades runenby rights (whatever those are)
>>730545225oh right
>>730545138They put a 2 million dollar goal and hit it nearly every single time. They do this twice a year. How do these broke ass games generate 4 million dollars a year so consistently? This is despite the fact that GDQ is gradually losing viewers. Make it make sense.
>>730545215moments away from 41%
>>730545138it is. who the fuck donates $500+ just to say transrights?
It's funny because just saying "trans rights" does absolutely nothing. They are no closer to achieving it despite saying it 5 million times - they've only annoyed and isolated viewers further
>>730545039can i get a QRD on this drama? i know claris is the "BOOBS" tranny
>>730545039I forgot he transitioned into gears for some reason
>>730545138first explain what is money laundering
>>730545256its my hormones bigot i can't help it
>>730545256>several comfy runsOnly the Caveman speedrun was comfy
>>730545310The tech bubble has created a shitload of extra money and it's all in the hands of retarded redditoids who spend it on dumb shit like donations for cancer pamphlets
Her voice is fucking grating, somebody please clog her throat with cock and cummies
>>730545295People get twice as generous each year!
>>730545138AND ANOTHER $10000 DONATION FROM ANONYMOUS WITH NO MESSAGE JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
>the plush is just sitting on that nasty floor
>>730545329believe it or not her insanity was too much for gdq staffshe believed to be different people existing inside her body (double gear idk) and she made so much fuzz she just didn't get invited againit's a shame because her and sent had great comedic timing
>>730545039>all three of my abusive exes were queerThese people really lack pattern recognition, don't they?
>>730543520Why is there always a fraction of thr posters for ESA? Twitch I understand for viewers but you would think 4chan posters for these thread would want another event
>>730545329protoman didn't like how GDQ was treating him and Miles was just BPD and became the new troon on campus.
>troon game>troon runner>troon couch
>>730545039I need a qrd, are their personalities having a twitter argument?>>730544842You need to unplug the red cable for the real GDQ experience, anon.
>$2000 from anonymous for the incentiveLol?
>>730545462
I cannot bear it any longer.
2 THOUSAND DOLLARS ANONYMOUS, THANK YOU!!
money launder hours hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuupeeeeeeeeeee
i love drama
>$2000 anonymous no comment donationThis early?
>>730545395>everyone knows someone who has died from cancer>that's why I need a gorillion dollars to tell people cancer exists
>>730545462>Great comedic timing>Genuine fear from PreOpTransexualMan
Will this be the last card I make for AGDQ 2026? Possibly... but the night is still young and more wild faggots are likely to appear...
>>730545528ur welcum
>>730545462i know that shit, i mean whatever drama was being referenced in the pic between Claris and PMG
>>730545579We had a 40k one day one to start us off "strong"
2 FUCKING THOUSAND ? People be throwing money into the garbage for a run?
>>730545583I have AIDS, I wish more people would talk about that.
>/v/ can't wrap their heads around people being generoussad
>Behemoth Steve>she/he/theyBro what the fuck is that, I'm actually scared.
>>730545583be my best chum, inspect my rectum
>>730543946You're gonna watch just the S-rank runs for the week?Smart!
>>730545138I don't think it's launderingI think they just lie about their numbers to make themselves look better
>>730545138i used to think it was money laundering but then the irs almost raped me so now i know they don't fuck around and find it hard to believe they would let this shit slide
>>730545616nice
>>730545672This guy looks like a gay necromancer
>>730545616great work, anon
>>730545645Yeah, haha, people.
>>730545138Everyone who cries about money laundering has no idea what money laundering actually is, they just assume it means "money being spent on something I don't like"
>>730545654>people being generous>when most large donos are just for tax credits
>>730545654Am I really supposed to believe that in a period of 6 months, the yeetee sells half a million dollars worth of GDQ merch?
>>730545732Yeah he looks legit demonic, fucking scary man.
>>730545713its not money laundering. for some reason its hard for people here to believe theres a lot of trans/leftoid folk in states like cali that rake in enormous salaries and function like a cash cow for these events.
damn, everyone on screen is horrid looking besides fly
>>730545616Delete this, every person that saves it decreases the value of my card
is this the grossest tranny this year?shit at least the others make an attempt
>>730545616>his future homekek
>>730545789
>>730545789donate to charity, smoothskin
>>730545829zamn, what a pitslut
duke_bilgewater is one ice cold dude...... it's for the best he was banned from GDQ after this leaked.....https://web.archive.org/web/20200530214411/https://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
>enby doctor
>>730545810They just write it off
Oh fuck how many people has that doctor killed
Good night
>>730545849It's the most shameless one for sure, big sex offender vibes too
Don't worry man, I'll make sure everyone remembers you have AIDS
What rights don't enbies have?
>>730545927
>>730545902It's Duchess_Bilgewater now, Unc
>>730545849There was a fat guy in a wig with she/her pronouns who played castlevania earlier but that's almost even too low effort to count because it's so pathetic
>>730545947the right to remain silent
>>730545829The only real girls in this events are gremlins and orcs why this events bring so many freaks together?
will the event end stalling for 2 million
>>730545934Fuck>>730545648
>>730545880She's running Halo 2 later
>>730545829Biohole? Would
>>730545902What is the actual origin of this and who is being talked about? Nobody ever seems to have a non-meme answer.
>>730545810Getting a credit doesn't mean you gain money or even that its free.
>>730545138People call it laundering but really it's various companies (look at all the different sponsors GDQ has) funneling money into the event for tax writeoffs and advertisement. It's not so much fraud as it is waste.
>>730546013zased
after event runs were the most comfy where people could just come on and show their game no hostdo they still do it?
this AGDQ has been absolutely deadful
>>730545648doesn't AIDS have a cure
I don't normally go in these threads but I had to come here for this run and see how mad everyone is getting
how funny would it be if they failed to reach it?
>>730546049It's just a mental illness goose chase, don't bother
>>730545616links to the other cards?
>Holy heck y'all, trans rights!amidoinitrite?
we did it! we kicked cancer's butt!
>>730546085No, only ZOGpills
>>730545972they drip feed fake donos until it's 99% and then stall for hours so people are more likely to donate real moneysimple trick
>constant cheering while xhe's trying to describe anythingheh
This game is gay
>you wake up from your surgery and notice a giant red spot on your groin >OH haiiii I'm your NB doctor and I helped with your surgery, threw in a little extra surgery and took care of that little problem you had downstairs!
>>730546081the bananza run was pretty cool.
I have not paid attention to a second of the actual game, I've just been shitposting (still rating it a ZZZ)
You are SO amazing and valid
>>730545971Why would cute girls put up with this autism? They have better things to do
Dude's name is Terra? let me guess named after some character with tons of porn?
>>730546197
>>730545829Visiting GDQ as an ugly girl is a genius strat. You can raise your self esteem, create a big simp following and you can mog the trannies with your real feminine frame. I'm surprised there aren't more of them doing this
>>730545829Hot
>>730545947the right to groom children and go into any bathroom they want, chuddie
>>730546126what is blueass up to nowadays?
>>730545509amen brother
>$1.9 millionI swear it was like $500k yesterday.
TRANS RIGHTS Y'ALL!
has there been a worse run this week?
>>730546270Tranny think you want to become their lesbian partner
> DO YOU THINK I CAN PET THE DOG?
>>730546235um, because they enjoy watching their favorite childhood games get absolutely destroyed by these amazing runners?
How do you even end up like this? This is some severe mental illness on display.
>>730546270>I'm surprised there aren't more of them doing thisThere used to be but they got chased away by the rampant amount of smelly trannies claiming to be "lesbian".
>>730546338Split Fiction was just a long lecture about how nothing you do is good enough and everything is racist
TRANS RIGHTS *WOOOO* TRANS RIGHTS *WOOOO* TRANS RIGHTS *WOOOO* TRANS RIGHTS *WOOOO* TRANS RIGHTS *WOOOO* TRANS RIGHTS *WOOOO* TRANS RIGHTS *WOOOO* TRANS RIGHTS *WOOOO* TRANS RIGHTS *WOOOO* TRANS RIGHTS *WOOOO* TRANS RIGHTS *WOOOO* TRANS RIGHTS *WOOOO* TRANS RIGHTS *WOOOO* TRANS RIGHTS *WOOOO* TRANS RIGHTS *WOOOO*
>>730546332>permaban with no messagesthey're just blind firing out there
>>730546270the rape risk has gotta be pretty high, good luck drinking anything unless you bring a case of bottled water for yourself.
>trannies excel at speedrunning>also ACK themselves ~40%+ of the time
me when gdq gets nuked irl
>>730543798Is there a VOD of this yet?
>>730546343And why would they go there instead of just watching from home? They'll just get harassed by weirdos, see >>730546339
>>730546197This is going to be the worst last day for the ratings. Just pure red the last 12 hours, and this is dreadful. Unless Silk pulls a good rate, which the audience will aid in making sure its unbearable.
>>730545829Watching this event has unironically killed my sex drive. I haven't fapped at all in 2026 and I didn't even intend to do a nofap.
>>730546446It's the fastest way to reach the final cutscene
We did it reddit!
>>730546383Split Hotdog
BONUS GAME UNLOCKEDTRAAAANS RIIIIGHTS
TRANS STOP
>>730546448shame this nigga killed himself
TRANS RIGHTS LITERALLY MADE THIS POSSIBLE KEEP GOING SISTERS
>>730546459Whoops for some reason I thought this was the boring zelda one people were talking about that happened this time.
>>730546297another $600,000 from the yeetee
LETS GO might be almost as grating as TRANS RIGHTS
do liberals see that as what we see as a woman? like, have they lied to themselves so much that they dont question it? like us, we see the long shoulders, long face, forced voice, etc?
>>730546364Probably got molested by a family member or Priest in their youth, don’t forget the Priests of the Catholic Church were molesting and raping all over the place and not too long after that scandal was exposed the rise of atheist mindbroken trannies began to gain traction. There is a pretty decent bet the Church is directly responsible for the increase in trans culture over the last decade.
now that i think about it, i don't even think i saw those rogue mods banning people left and right during the first few days like usual
a lot of anons with lots of money and little to say
The fat one on the couch has to be one of the most obnoxious faggots they've ever had on here.
>there are anons that GENUINELY believed "They aren't hitting 2 million this year."
>>730546332what the fuck do any of these messages mean
LET'S GO ANONYMOUS!
>>730546332making 4chan jannies seem like decent people
yes the tranny in front is ugly but is everyone not seeing the 40 year old fat retard thinking he's a girl
>>730546210yeah sure let me listen to an absolute cacophony of noise
>>730546587The numbers are faker than the holocaust
every fucking year they do the $1000 from anon no text, can one of you americans report them for fraud already
I think I watched maybe two runs this entire event. Tranny fatigue is too high to stomach it anymore. How bad have the viewer numbers been, and how close are they to somehow miraculously beating their grand total from last year?
>>730546621giving him credit at least for not dressing like a sex pest
>>730546647AND ANOTHER $400k FROM THE YETEE.TRANS RIGHTS
>>730545686caleb impregnated this then had his mom bully her into getting an abortion
>>730544009Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Is his liver okay?
>>730546647>How bad have the viewer numbers beenLowest recorded
>>730546332>>730546410when the mods get bored they literally just look up random users socials and ban them if they don't like what they see, I'm not even joking.
>>730546448GOODBYE HORSES
>>730546297It always rockets up massively during the last two days. Which always seemed a little fishy to me.
>>730546647Goose dresses up as Taylor Swift and lets dudes fuck him
>>730546707Good mom
>>730546647
Why is this woman named Steve?
>>730546753go on...
>>730546364Absentee or otherwise uninvolved fathers who let their kids be guided by their mothers and Jewish media, which is a circumstance that is on the rise thanks to the destruction of the nuclear family.
We don't GET hoyp, we STAY hoyp
>>730545686Damn pessimism gained a lot of weight since this run and last years
>>730546521wait did he?couldnt find any info on him
>>730546801it's Eve
>>730546710It seems so. His cat, Oppai is the one that's doing bad right now.
So they openly list all donation transactions and run $4,000,000 in donos per year, if it's all a money laundering racket does the IRS just not care? 4 million seems like a lot to ignore
>>730546821I hope the guy on the right is yelling trans rights
>>730546647>How bad have the viewer numbers beengetting astrogapped every night by the peanut
>>730546635It's not fraud technically, it's ESG money left over from the Covid years keeping them afloat. If you want to see GDQ lose money, you have to disincentivize companies from sponsoring it and remove the patronage networks funding the whales (lol) who regularly donate.
>>730546707
thread really died during this run
>>730544205Why don't they just do an Uma speedrun at this point?
>>730545878
>>730546848no, just killed his career and reputationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGyTmnaUHWU
wait did this run get extended or something? i was wondering why silksong hadnt started yet and the schedule changed when i refreshed the page
>>730546707still one of the most bizarre things i ever fuckin saw on twitch, him with his mom live running damage control about this shit
>>730546963ah okay, wouldnt be surprised if the dude ended it all given his mental state
Haven't been to these threads for years. The evolution of GDQ has been insane. At first it was just some bros hanging around and playing through vidya fast, then some random sex pests started appearing but whatever, they're annoying but at least they mostly keep to themselves and twitch chat shitposted about it. Then they started introducing pronouns and now even the "normal" guy has they/he pronouns simply to fit in with the freaks that have taken over the event.
any actually pretty tranny-runners?
>>730546821I've been going to the gym for like 3 years and I'm a 1/3 the size... 6 more years I guess
>>730546848He's just a chud now and sits on 4chan all day and was legitimately upset when the site went down back in april going by his X posts. Also he wants twitch to pay him damages.
>>730546991This run? No.They just injected a cheeky ~hour of stalling between runs to hit their quota for the Silksong run.
>>730542386Get your motorcycle licence and half that shit instantly becomes cool
>BEHEMOTHSTEVE>SHE/HE/THEYLmao
Say. Her. Name.
>>730547036he's come close a few times
>pokemon was supposed to be in an hour>not happening until at least 4 hours from nowcool scheduling
>>730547127JANEFUCKINGNUMBERS
>>730547127HER NAME IS STEVE, CHUD
>>730547054What do you think?
>>730546963>still goes by narcissa
>>730547127>Her
>>730546939troon fatigue is real
>>730547080They're on gear, you won't even look like that in 10 years.
>>730546485I'm 30yo and still masturbate >=3 times a day, which isn't even hardWake up, fap, middle of the day, fap, night, fap.
>Methcore>Speedrunner
>>730547054No. /v/ has spent the whole time gooning over a Polish man instead.
>>730547167John started the troonpocolypse
>>730546963should have been taking antipsychotics instead of estrogen
>>730547206You must smell nice
>>730547178I think he goes by nova now
TROON RIGHTS HYOPPPPPE
>>730547157remember how fun and exciting his tww streams were in like 2012
>>730547127
what?
LOONY TROON RIGHTS
TWANS WIGHTSTWANS WIGHTSTWANS WIGHTSTWANS WIGHTS
>>730545648I don't even know anyone who knows anyone with AIDS so educating about it would be actually helpful.
>>730542993Lmao what a shitty final day. Glad i went to play MTG for 7 hours.Just tuned back in, i see a nigga with all genders and nonstop trans rights screeching. Fucking embarrassing lmao
>>730547302Covering all his bases
>>730547302i never seen that before, this is like the ultra tranny
>Death to Cronos and TRANS RIGHTSDoes that mean they want both dead?
>>730547302The ultimate chimera
now I'm rooting for cancer
>>730547302100% pronoun run
Why don't they just pick a trans charity if they're never gonna talk about cancer.
>>730547302You can't misgender them, he is too powerful, she's beaten /v/.
>>730547361BANNED
>>730547381All they talk about is cancer
>>730542993The worst last day I've seen.
>>730547381That's what Femme Fatales did
>>730547302Why even specify at that point?
There’s really only one troon whose runs are decent, and it’s Cloud, as he/she/whatever puts in effort hard to pass, sits there and plays quietly.
>>730542993Grim
did i miss the robot block
>>730542993One last push... Do it for my fellow gold-fetching redditor antics!
>>730547167>Cosmo finally comes back>"INTRODUCING OUR SPECIAL GUEST AND SURPRISE RACER">"JANE NUMBERS!">hottest woman you've ever seen walks out>most feminine voice comes out of her mouth>need three different double-takes when she says she used to be John Numbers and isn't just his sister>anons on /v/ are getting vacations en masse for hornyposting, even the most vehement tranny hater>Cosmo shakes uncontrollably>run goes terribly, Jane leaves him the fucking dust>she gets declared the winner>two months later Cosmo starts streaming again and he's just a normal dude again, never mentions Narcissa againImagine the kino we could have.
>>730547427>Femme Fatales>0.5 female runners, total
Remember: Cosmo lost so hard to John Numbers that he realized he loved to be fucked
Did this nigga just reference exhentai
where did it all go wrongwe should have gatekept harder
>>730544842finished, and this fag is still running
>>730547381Because they know full well they wouldn't make as much money if they did a trans charity
nothing about this shitshow is about videogames anymoreit's all just a fat moral scam, with a thick paint of political agenda and degeneratesthis isn't my hobby anymore, it's all tainted
>>730542993Worst GDQ of all time.
>>730547516>weIf people gatekept you never would've been here
I just finished an entire game of handegg and this shit is still fucking going.
>>730547465If you mean TAS block no. There was only one TAS run the whole event and it was the 102 Dalmatian PS1 game that nobody played. I miss when there was a whole TAS block
>>730547516>GatekeptThe staff supported this shit what was there to gatekeep, the last picture we saw of Mike Uyama he had bright red hair and painted nails.
>>730545829More?
>>730547302He's evolved beyond gender... Or he's taking the piss out of all this
>>730542993>not a single purple run
>>730542993godless gdq
>>730547549I don't think it's the worst ever but it's definitely in the bottom 3
>>730547565i've been gayming since before you were born buddy boy
>our>we
>>730547549It was looking like it at first but the last few days redeemed it slightly
>>730547486Exactly
>TO EQUIP THE BARBED--->OH MY GOOOD>LETS GOOOOShut the fuck up, I coildn't even hear what it was
>>730547625Name the other two
>>730547549Godless week
I'm a gigantic homosexual and I respect them and think they have the right to do whatever the want with their own lives and bodies but I think nonbinary is not a real thing and they make all of us look bad
>>730547524but did you cut your penis off?
is this narcissa's cousin
>raise $120,000.00>IN TWENTY MINUTES
>just let it happen
>>730547674>The Barbed Bracelet is an equippable tool in Hollow Knight: Silksong that makes the Hornet take double damage in exchange for a small damage buff. As you might imagine, this is not the most marathon safe tool to equip. But screw it, this is for charity.
>>730547674Kek, I'm glad I wasn't alone there.
RATE THE HADES II RUN
>>730547397Fucking kek
>>730547549>>730547625>>730547680nta but for me it was the "yes chef" gdq. Since that shit was somehow in every single run afterwards.
>>730547726STOP NOTICING GOY
>>730547749ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>730547549Until the next one
Steve's a strange name for a fella
>>730546105I plan to post them all at the conclusion of tonight's final game on the thread made for that final game (the real final game whatever it ends up being) so folks can collect all the ones they missed. I plan to make cards ESA as well and certainly SGDQ 2026.In the meantime enjoy this art I made for sgdq 2025 and posted here on 4 chan. It was 1 of 2 things I made for that event =D
>>730547397owari da...
Can’t stand flygone
>>730547726
>>730547749ZZZ
>7 godless nights in a row
>>730547749Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>730547749Didn't even know what was going on.D
>>730547749K
>>730547749F
>>730547749Z good lord
>>730547749ZIt didn't make me want to play the game at all
EU fag here. There's no fucking way I'll force myself to stay awake until morning for this dogshit.Thank you for the company that made this suffering more tolerable. Back to my card games, sonic crosswordls, and FF 16.
>>730547710I think people just feel like themselves and people somehow twist that into >oh you're this category called non-binary
>>730547812activate ze fangamer & yetee donos
>>730547749i Didn't watch it
Z Z ZZZ
>>730547749ZZZ only here for the fren posting.
>>730547749D disassociated during the run
>>730547749Z
>didn't hit $2million during this runGDQ have failed the trans communityDo better GDQ
>>730547749D for Died on the first run and it's invalid.
>>730547749C
>>730547167jane...>>730547749zzz
>>730547749ZZZ long, boring, troon
The fat one is supposed to be a girl?
>>730547749ZZZ easily.
>>730547749>>730547749F for fucking boring and get them off my screen
>>730547749D idn't watch
>>730547749F for fucking faggot
>>730547749Hard to tell if people are rating it that low or if the run put them to sleep.F from me.
>>730547886>troonsong up nextI didn't hear no bell
Oh god there's more.
>>730547749Fboring runtoo much troon shit
>>730547283my favorite is the ZZT run where the guy is going mental over the gameit's funny
>>730547749ZZZWhoever decided that this should be scheduled for primetime final day should be drawn and quartered
>>730547749zzzzzzz
>>730547749ZZZThis is the only rating I've given this GDQ.
WHY IS IT STILL ON STREAM?MAKE IT GO AWAY ALREADY!
>>730547749F. I kind of want to rate it every letter as a meme of every pronoun used but the run was too bad to do that
>>730547886they're hitting 2.5 mil thoe>? maybe even more
>>730547749ZZZ didn't watch
>>730547749Tranny's Balls Z
>>730547475How big is her cock
>>730542993>feel bad about leaving the stream to sleep or do stuff>come back>turns out it was a godless period>repeat for 7 daysfeels like my schedule was synchronized for maximum enjoyment this event
>>730547241Look like something out of No, I'm Not A Human.
The tranny sounds like he / she / they is about to cry
>>730548064>>730548064>>730548064
>>730547302This thing is like Baphomet.
>>730547749ZZZ all the way, abominable
>Zag's moveset is just recycled HadesThey could've done so much with im and just rushed that shit
another 2 hours of Hades II
>>730547749F-
>>730547749z
That was it?
SHUT THE FUCK UP FREAK
>>730547749Z from me, dawg.
>>730547549most "background noise" tier GDQ of all timethere were no highest high kinosthere were no lowest low trainwrecks or cringefestsit just ranged from mostly bad to mid to rarely good but nothing really gave me strong positive or negative emotions here
>>730547749F Not a speedrun just a fast let's play, commentary was mostly just people telling everyone about their fetish
>>730547749I'm doin' him an F
>>730547749Actual F they fucking died multiple times I don’t even think they completed all weapons but I quit paying much attention after the first death
>>730547749ZzzBoring, annoying commentary, annoying people. Hated it.
>>730547749ZZZ insufferable
How would you guys rated this AGDQ on a scale of 1 - 10?
That's it, I'm outI'll see all you faggots for BSG next week. And don't forget ESA early February!>>730547749Z>>730548086That is so shitty. Zagreus may be his father's son but he's also so much more and has done so much in Hades 1
>>730547749znot comfy at all
>>730547749D-
>>730547749ZZZZ
>>730548210Based but fair Guy.
>>730547638default ass NPC frogposter answer
>>730547749ZZZ, literally fighting sleep.
>>730548263D
*mutes stream*
>>730548191Yup, I agree.
>>7305482631
>>7305482633/10Too much stalling to hit incentives. The incentives are always disappointing. Too many trannies acting creepy with their weird sex voices and strange comments. Seriously if they removed all of the trannies I would give it a 7/10. They actively ruin this event with their participation.
>>730547749Cwas looking forward to and was pretty turned off by the excessive bullshit
WE LOVE YOU BEHEMOTH STEVE
>>7305482633/10A few great runs but generally terrible, though there were no truly memorable trainwrecks
>>7305482634Not the worst. Some runs are worth a watch but nothing amazing and youre not missing anything if you dont watch them. Worse then your average gdq overall
>>730548432>Not muted for 2 hours already
>>730548263D I miss my 8&16 bit games
>>730547749zzz
>>730547749SSS trans rights
Are they really going to try to stall unscripted until the get $80k more?
>tab back into the windows with gdq>single frame jumpscare with the creature from last run before the player catches up
>>730548263I give it a 5Because it's AVERAGE games done black and trans!
>>7305482636
>plays rock paper scissors without saying "rock paper scissors shoot"that's weirdthat was weird wasn't it?
>>730548813fucking casual
>>7305482633obnoxious hosts, TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYTES every 5 min, almost all the runs i was able to catch were boring
>>730548263FThis is sincerely the worst GDQ I've ever watched, and I've been watching for more than a decade. I didn't think it was possible to get this bad.
I missed it, what happened with Hades 2?
>>730549063>1 to 10My hatred was so strong I couldn't finish reading the post3
>>730549078someone was using spell terminology "so mote it be" in the donations which caused a eldritch demon to manifest and that was the runner for the game. the demon died during his run then started talking about trans rights for 50 mins
>exuberant faggy tranny jews have taken over everything
>>730547749Z shit game with a shit run
>hollow knight speedrun gets delayed jokeit never got delayed, fucking retards
ZZZ fucking troon filled chore that the outside world must reject
>pogo cancellinggod this run is already good. i REALLY need this if i ever play silksong again because the first 15 minutes before sprint are fucking boring
