Now: Hades IINext: Hollow Knight: SilksongLater: Pokémon EmeraldStreams:https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwc [Embed]https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730542147
BehemothSteve
>my sister is agendered???
>Fun fact I'm gender fluidNOBODY ASKED DUDE AND WE CAN SEE IT ON THE HUD
taskete...
HOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP
>my sister see's herself as having no gender>herselfthese people are fucking mentally ill
>agender
Lowkirkenuinely, thread got REAL chuddy, not gonna lie...
miggin but at what cost
Oh god when will this gender fad die out
>i'm gender fluiddaring today aren't we?
wow haha that really was a fun fact, Behemothsteve
>>730548109Did he just misgender his sister live on stream?
>check the chart>I have missed literally nothing of value
>sister>deadgenering your siblingI hope they ban this person for hate speech
miggy
>>730548130xhe's too pwerful
>>730548064> "fun fact..."
i'm a migger !
trans rights hehe
I bet their parents are proud
>>730548139I think this is objectively the highest number of absolutely fucking awful runs in any speedrunning marathon, ever
>>730548148When they die out
someone post the team america puking webm for me
>>730548139Fuck my faggot life I forgot the marker.
Crowbcat if you're out there make a video out of this you coward
thanks for that 120k plus tip ;)
They paid 600 billion dollars for that???
>>730548193where my boy trihex
Genuinely why did he / she / they bring that "fun fact" upNothing relevant to it was happeningIt was like an intrusive thought
What is this>>730548185Migger hi!
GET OFF THE STAGE
whats with trans doods needing to wear the most skimpy fem shit ever to show off that theyre "trans" . Its as if they forget that women wear jeans and shirts like regular guys do.. but they gotta make sure you see that belly piercing and flat chest
>>730548237Grinding Elite Smash in 2026
THEY'RE GOING TO HIT THREE MILLION DOLLARS
I just woke up >This entire speechHoly shit
>Trannies were so rare in 2016-2019 that anons would make "trannywatch" images with their pics>The Benjamin Franklin dinner image was almost 10 years ago
>im not woman or speedrunner enough to be herefirst true thing this idiot has said all night.
>>730548267GDQ is just tranny story time now. Everything else is just the pretext.
>I wasn't tranny enough to be here last year
>>730548267>It was like an intrusive thoughtyou just described troons
>>730548214>Went to work today because I'm a week-end wagie>Only missed 2 good runs
miggy minge
I BELIEVE IN YOU
IM A HEADBANGA
>>730548139Nothing that some sweet sweet updoots can't fix, can it?
>>730548237After failing to get the Yoshi's Island WR, he ran off to fail at being a variety streamer then failed to be a political streamer.
>>730548291
>>730548214add a DNF to it, died on the first of six runs and dind't redo it
>>730548267
It is deeply unsettling to me that we chant YOU ARE VALID YOU ARE WORTHY YOU MATTER instead of getting these people the help they need
> "fun fact:..."> "as someone who is non-binary..."
>>730548139Might be the worst final day in GDQ history
>>730548214this might be the worst GDQ yet
>>730548148like by the time gen alpha are adults. maybe. seriously, some of these adults now deep in the gender minds or are raising their "trans children" are too far gone and have done too much irreparable damage to admit that they're wrong about what they've done to themselves or their children. so people like this runner are not just going to drop it in a few years. they're in for the long haul. but maybe by the time you're in your 60s, you'll be hearing a lot less of it. maybe.
I can become an abomination too... *sob* that's so inspirational I didn't think it possible... I'll do it, I'll throw away my humanity
>>730548421
>>730548391>be nicer to mekek
is it just me or do they boot the non trans people to the early morning/late night then have all the trannies on the prime time.
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
what the fuck is this
>>730548371grim
>>730548139>>730548214why do the dots jump around when comparing the two pictures
These niggas are gay.
>I'm not woman enoughthis is so insulting to women in so many ways
>>730548139What happened with Majora's Mask?
>>730548479Oh yeah if you want a good Yelsraek or TBCR run you gotta be awake between 4 and 7 AM
Fun fact everyone!Did you know that you DO NOT have to transition to be good at something?Did you know that being trans DOES NOT give you better skill at anything?Now you know!
A Claude died for this thread.
wow I wonder why normal people stopped watching these events
>>730548437It objectively is. It's not even how low the lows have been, it's that the only runs of value have been so few and far between. Dark Souls, Amnesia, and MW2. That's about it.
/v/ did you know...
>>730548450>>730548479>>730548487Someone being trans has zero effect on you. Y'all wanna be victims so fucking bad it's insane, if someone is doing something and doesnt effect anyone else or hurt themselves let it be. Yall so fucking cringe for this being your biggest gripe lmao
[Fun Fact] Trans people are not going to heaven
who is purple hair
>>730548496think chartecker said theyre offseted by a random amount to not pile up
>>730548487ugh... why are you guys obsessed with transfolx?
>730548556Bait do not interact
>>730548425Because it's more profitable to do the former than the latter
>>730548517
>>730548558A shitty commentator for Melty Blood
just tuned in, what the FUCK is that?
Jaidlyn's fat assSorry for the low quality post, I just need an emotional purge after the past 2 hours
>>730548572its been the whole event but wasnt always so
>>730548525Dude took too long to set up for a TAS level precise angle while fucking BLINDFOLDED, but due to it being overestimate it was dogpiled with ZZZ. Honestly unbelievable and everyone here is a fucking retard.
>>730548139>not a single pity A or S for Hades 2Has this literally ever happened?
>>730548556thisgo off queen
>>730548532The man runs towards death he always dies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_CQA14xFF4
>>730548517It was the most misogynic thing I've heard in a while. A true testament to man's hubris.
>>730548556>Someone being trans has zero effect on youWhy do I feel like I have to throw up then?
>>730548479past two days, primetime was tranny free. guess the streak had to be broken
>>730548139godless...
>>730548479Thats why graveyard shift is the best, runs are just 1 white dude who autistically perfected some MS-DOS game
>>730548556im just pointing shit out I dont give a fuck if they're trannies or not its just 100% discimination that they have all the non trans runners on during the night/early morning then sticking all the trans people at the good hours. so please fuck right off.
>>730548596We've all seen it it's a third of that size
>50k viewersseems kinda low for the finale, no?
The Gay Nigger constantly looking like he got his clothes from Rapes R' Us
>>730548612Why is that retarded?Was there anything good about the run?
>>730548525A trainwreck became hype at the end but people were still mad it went over estimate
>>730548556stfu
>>730548532>mfw this GDQ
>>730548517oh no, that's terrible. you gonna cry?
>>730548557I don't think shiori would endorse this post
post THE jaidlyn webm...
>>730548139>>730548214Absolutely grim>>730548496There's random jitter applied to the point to better visualize how many votes there are. Otherwise you wouldn't see the amount of votes per score on a scatter plot.
That guy has got a huge massive jew nose, holy moly.
How was MW2 the best run of AGDQ26?
Look on the bright side; the whiplash from the next run that is anywhere above irredeemable dogshit will make it one of the greatest runs of all time. We’ve been fed piss and pond scum, but the white rice we’re about to eat will taste like heaven!
>ending the event with pokemon emeraldkeizaron may not be present, but he's there in spirit
>>730548661Any% MM is very difficult to execute, let alone blindfolded. So that.
>>730548649Dude I've watched most of the night shifts, theres just as many trans runners as in the "prime time" hours. You guys are so disingenuous with this and just want to dunk on transpeople since it gives you anonymous approval.
>>730548659their newest cope is "Twitch changed the way they calculate viewers"Their cope before that was "Twitch is dying"
will i like silksong if i didn't like hollow knight?
>>730548612anons are a little too easy on the triple Z trigger this week. every bad run is the worst thing imaginable
>>730548702
>>730548661He did ACE and beat the game while fucking BLINDFOLDED on stage in front of thousands.Honestly, fuck you.
>>730548716>keizaron>spiritI see what you did there
>>730548716GDQ has their strongest tumblr witches on staff to make sure his spirit doesn't show up here after his bigoted fall out with his ex girlfriend.No chuds allowed.
>>730548617anon look at the god damn chart, it's happened like four times this event alone.
>>730548731>You guys are so disingenuous with this and just want to dunk on transpeopleYou say that as though it's a bad thing.
>>730548659EVERYONE IS WATCHING ON YOUTUBE YOU RETARDED CHUD
>>730548747
Once we have the tech to make all trans passing as cute girls + the dick then it will be no issue. Until then please avoid going on camera... please...
>>730548730>>730548758Blindfolded runs are gay and so are you
>>730548758there's a lot of retards who immediately ZZZ anything outside of running the game exactly as the devs intended
>>730548139>>730548214FIRE SENT
>>730548748the game is called Hollow Knight: Silksongwhat do you think?
>>730548756jaidlynsisters...
>putting silksong against bears/packersoof
>>730548557I want to shoot my seed up Shiori's virgin ass
>>730548756still would
>>730548391No one cares
>This entire fucking skit
>>730548659the second lowest behind SGDQ2023
>>730548487YOU CALL YOURSELVES "IT" AND "THEY" HOW CAN YOU EVEN BE HUMAN
Tfw these 4 idiots yapping is a breath of fresh air in comparison and preferable to the previous runner and couch
>>730548803>+ the dick
>>730548839Is that gay porn?
>>730548803That will hopefully never be a thing, I do not want to encourage this mental illness. These people need real help, not delusions to sink into
>>730548824How do you think he feels about this GDQ?
>>730548525other fags are bitter /v/ hated on it, but it was a choke fest. had to reset twice because he kept getting lost in the first 10 seconds of the run and that really set the tone. every single trick was a choke fest that took a million attempts, to the point where he started saying he'd just take the blindfold off if it took too much longer. died on the final boss before finally finishing 15 minutes over estimate
>>730548764idgi is he an alcoholic?
How does one become a GDQ host?
>>730548839literally nobody who gives a fuck about football would be watching GDQ
>>730548710Pure fucking autism
>>730548819Or maybe the runs just aren't entertaining and we have standards above "let's play featuring trannies"
>>730548139>Hades 2 so low what happend?
>>730548803Soon, brother, soon.
>>730548832i don't knowi liked pikmin 2 but i didn't like pikmin 1
I can't believe they're ending on a nearly 3-hour Pokemon slog instead or some 20 minute hype run to get the crowd pumped and go out on a bang
You guys ever been forced to sit with an existing friend group as they shove their in-jokes up each others asses and you sit there with a polite smile? That’s this segment.
>>730548214>stopped watching after the mario 64 relay and played video games insteadI think I made the right choice.
>>730548815I'd much rather be a cock sucking faggot that can appreciate a blindfolded run than be you.
>>730548901The whole reason he's gone is because his relationship fell apart because his gf was convinced she was fucking the ghost from Death Note.
>>730548901
>>730548890'ick on 'eck Vs. 'ick on 'witch
>>730548904
>>730548758Why are you capitalizing words like a faggot?
>>730548139Why does Call of Duty 6 have such a high rating? What's interesting about that run?
>>730548961keiz is a lolcow but my heart goes out to all the poor souls who date crazy cunts
I'm so alone.
>>730548612>>730548819Starting to notice that there's always some vehement Bubzia dicksuckers...
>>730548961maybe being a lonely virgin is okay actually
>>730548961>>730548959wait, keizaron is straight? whaddafug??
>>730548659i'm personally watching on youtube, says there's about 9k watching there.
>>730548897>>730548525also was playing on a file that skipped the entire first day sequence of the run instead of a fresh file
*sharts loudly*
>>730548710Hot guy who played super well, and he ignored every trans rights chant
>decided to play some mario kart 8 for wii u (I own the switch version -- no idea why it came to this)Is the game rigged so you lose and then lets you win the next game or something? I played the perfect races and was constantly bombarded with red shells to the point where it was just impossible to win. Next round nothing hit me once.
>>730548959>>730548961>sticking your dick in crazy>ever
>>730548980ACE is an acronym. BLINDFOLDED was for emphasis.
>>730548214Godless days
>>730549000checked
>>730549000I guarantee you that keiz has participated in dogpiling others who got "google doc'd" by other crazy cuntsHe merely reaps what he's sown
>>730549025only if you are a stupid loser troonif you are a cool guy you can be my homie
>that fucking noseevery time
>>730548710regular dudelocked incool movement techignored donosall during graveyard shift so it was comfy
>>730549000Same>>730549028Yes I can tell you there are absolutely worse fates.
when is the next speedrunning event that won't make me die of cringe?
>>730548139>"This is the worst GDQ ever."">The worst GDQ so far."
I always bitch and complain the entire week, but I also get sad on the last day every time ;_;
>>730548758Don't care.ACE is cringe and isn't a legitimate speedrun when you just abuse a cheat engine essentially.Anyone can menu blindfolded.
>>730548997Good movement, did a bunch of tricks that are apparently new, explained everything well, talked a lot so not a ton of donations and when there was he ignored the questions
Pop quiz, hot shotsHow many unique donators have given money to this year's event?
>>730549083
>>730549115
If only you knew...
>>730548214>that downhil since spidermanONLY A HERO CAN SAVE US
>>7305491422annonymous and the yetee
>>7305491420they all are yeti plants
>>730549142the yeti, like 100 real donators, and thousands of anonymous laundered donos
>>730549115that's impossible, there's too much autism in the speedrunning community.
>>730549180>he forgot about fangamer-senpai
greetings from germany
>give him big head
>>730549142it's hard to tell since they disabled the ability to sort by donor
did someone on the gdq staff fucking off themselves this week? the fuck is with all the 'you matter' speeches
Heckin wholesome
Holy FUCK why does this event have to be a cuddlebox of self-help speeches?
>>730548139chartanon your chart is full! what are you gonna do now??
>>730549170Jesus... what happened?
Do you think Fangamer gets flustered seeing all the attention The Yetee gets at GDQs?
>>730549239hello mohammad
>>730549142KFFC donated 10 grand of her own stash for her singing incentive
>>730548758>Overestimate>Multiple deaths to the comparatively easy end gameNah it sucked dick bro, and so do you
is it over yet
>>730549278Yeah it'd be so much better if everyone was a loser freak from 4chan screaming slurs to everyone, people would love that!
>>730549270they know everyone still watching these things are sad as hell
>>730548758Did it look cool or something?
>>730549270They don't want to outright say it but it is 100% about that dumb bitch that got ICE'd this past week
>>730549296Fangamer needs to stop charging 40 bucks for a t-shirt
/v/...(You) are valid and perfect
>>730549170>zero troll votes for the alien isolation onegod almighty
I hope adef is killed in the next hour or so
>>730548961>calling Ryuk a "ghost" is pretty funny
Sounded like I dodge a bullet from that Hades II run. And yet, another fucking Pokemon "speedrun". What a shitty way to end.
>>730549298I don't think mohammad would care about a troon event anon, progressive germoids though...
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>730549317It unironically would
what is this creepy background singing
You guys meme on trannies and shit but GDQ is really pretty feminine. It's women that don't understand the difference between corporate mandated fun and actual fun, because they just roll with the peer pressure to the point they delude themselves. That's what this event is. Women who are subordinate to the room's feelings and autists that are physically incapable of reading the room.
>>730549329Have you seen the state of these threads? I think they might be right.
>>730549340thanks, can't return the compliment but have a good evening brudda
>>730549340No, I'm not.
>>730549170what the FUCK happened to Metroid?
>>730549289horrors beyond aliens
>>730549317we're the same as you, we just don't gaslight ourselves
>>730548978>the cheapest plastic lawn chairs
>>730549361>Sounded like I dodge a bullet>Posts image from the pedo gameWish you didnt
>>730549358Who are you quoting?
>>730548139Is this the gdq with highest rate of tranny presence. I swear the list is wrong and more than 50% of the runs have had a tranny runner or in the couch.
>The host theater kids 15 years out of high school >The biggest faggot you've ever heard of on host duty>A man in drag is running the gameYup, *sip* must be a GDQ
I would be pretty bummed out if I was a genuine fan of this shitshow and they constantly told me to not kill myself
what happens when all these people turn 40? i feel like at that point you realize you cant spend the rest of your life practicing speedruns
>>730549361Total dogshit
what's the last minute bonus run going to be this time
>>730549317You are such a faggot2013 was exactly that including the slurs and everyone agrees it was much betterWhy are you even here instead of 41%ing off a bridge right now?
>>730549424Lame category, unskilled runner. Messed a lot of rooms and tricks up including full halfie.
>>730549457dist and bawk are still at it
IT'S HIM
>>730549457then we RETVRN to 2012-era tiny GDQs in a basement.
hey guys what i miss this saturday?was the relay any goo->>730548139oh my god it's all garbage aside from spiderman and the relay
KING SPOTTED
These people are so quirky and funny
>>730549270it's about that downie lesbo that got shot. lefties have all been talking about how they went back to heroin or alcohol or have been contemplating suicide because of it.
great camerawork, crew! so cool to cut to a close up before the scripted stab so no one can see the joke! <3333
zoomers don't even know JC Denton
>>730549457The handful of the older ones that have been doing streams for years have probably built up a decent nest egg. They'll be fine. The less successful ones will not. They either already have jobs, or will have to seek them out.
>>730549457All the troons will truly -ACK
>>730549142The hacker known as "Anonymous" accounts for nearly 41% of donations.
i'm not even gonna lie, that coat is sick.
FUCK YOU SENT FOR THIS SHIT SHOW
White Morpheus...
I miss this little wizard nigga so much
>>730549551bro is named GUSSY
>>730549457We absolutely are going to end up with a bunch of longbearded grandpas speedrunning on twitch
kino segment desu
i heckin love tacos!
>people suddenly like Sent nowThat's how bad GDQ overall has fallen.
>the final boss of GDQ
>>730549457become variety streamers
I bet deep down Sent always wanted to remain prize goblin and was kinda forced to be promoted.
>>730549551I gotta get dat GUSSY
>>730549602nice Blade cosplay
>>730549289>>730549424
>>730549602>why don't you get a job?
>>730549584How often do you think one of them will fall over dead on camera?
Worst run?
>/ourguy/ finally shows up>gets fucking killed immediately
>>730549457Why do you think they've been de emphasizing speedruns lately? They know time is ticking for the speedrun community so they're transitioning GDQ to just being a video game showcase marathon.
>>730549270Because trannies are mentally ill and instead of addressing the fact they are mentally ill with abysmal self-esteem and self worth, they just play off their mental issues as gender dysphoria as to why they hate themselves.So they have to talk like a suicide hotline to their audience because they believe a large majority of viewers at this point are mentally ill twitter tards who are terminally online and destroyed their entire life and trannies are a part of it also.Actually I won't even say assume, they are. These are toxic positive assholes who welcome the mentally ill with open arms because they have no where else to go because they are insufferable to normies. So their entire goal is trying to coax these people off a ledge because they are sick. (Also a lot of libtard propganda is "POLITICANS AND EVERYONE WANTS YOU FUCKING DEAD IN A DITCH RIGH THE FUCK NOW, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE AND ITS BY THEIR HANDS, YOU BETTER SUPPORT US TO MAKE IT STOP!!!")So the normal GDQ viewer is fucked in the head.
>>730549553>(((white)))
>>730549602White Morpheus?
>>730549601nigger, sent has been the one good thing about gdq for over a decade
>>730549551Nick "Scent" Bussie
>>730549602
>>730549551Let’s rape his Gussie
>>730549617This post made me laugh
>>730549457better than shitposting on 4chan
I missed the Sherma bit cause I had to mute, was it good?
Farewell King
>>730549601a lot of /v/ has always liked him, but the threads really warmed up to him in the covid remote era when he was doing segments out of his grandma's house
reminder that quacksilver is a girl and you will refer to her as such
>>730548901https://drive.google.com/file/d/1h0YEmlHDC4qCOro_EqmNvbV3xxywM4FL/viewenjoy
>>730549676>for over a decade/v/ has been shitting on Sent for half that decade for being unhygienic and touching everything with his greasy hands, don't rewrite history
>>730549680so funny to picture game and scream picking up some 3/10 chick to cheat on his wife with while wearing some shit like this
>>730549286Oh, actually didn't notice it won't be square.I'll remove the MSG3 remake incentive rating.
>>730549601You don't respect cringe kino
>>730549696No. Scent did not know the words and it was cringe
>>730549601He's the only White man on the main staff besides maybe adef.
>>730549689Thanks, anon
>>730549634She still gets no views
>120k to equip an item in silksongok no way they make this one
>>730549634>donations dried up once she mentioned her husbandFucking hilarious, death to simps.>>730549664>Even GDQ is transitioningDeep fucking lore
i like the penguin kart shirt
>>730548557>costume with fake symbolsneither is she
>Come on chat, only five thousand dollars until we're only a hundred thousand dollars away from the minor silksong incentive!
I was gonna watch the Silksong run but 30 seconds in and I'm already sick of this announcer
>>730549551Scent and I have the same first name
>>730549795anonymous says otherwise
>>730549705imagine the smell
Oh dear lord
still with the singing, these fucking people
I really like silksong but if this is how the fanbase acts im out
Thank god it's not a tranny
>only troonsong and pokemon leftwhat a shit ending
Leave it to GDQ to make a decent effort at making me hate one of my favorite games of recent years
Who's gonna fuck that sexy ass white woman when the night is over? spike? The spic?
>3 he/himsgods be praised
Thought it was a tranny, just a guy with long hair and luscious red lips. Phew
Good lord
>>730549457I just turned 40. I'm steadily moving up in life. Got a wife and two kids. Live in Tokyo. Got a car.Thing is, I still come here. I still play video games after everyone sleeps. I stopped trying to go above and beyond because I'm lazy and have reached a comfortable level of it'd be nice to have more but I'm tired of trying any harder.
>>730549767I see, thanks
>saturday>almost end of event>haven't even broken 2 mil yetabsolutely grim
Please tell me we're seeing act 3
>>730549449Last GDQ had the most trannies.I'll have to re-generate 2022/2023 since the script didn't show counts, just to be sure.
barely 2 million dollars meanwhile ESA will struggle to 100k this year kek
gweilo won.
Children should not be allowed in the venue. Good god.
>>730549457we got dudes like ruffledbricks who still speedrun over 40. i assume he has a well paying job though.
>>730549929no
>>730549736I still hate him. There were just vocal minority who liked him. Now they bitch that he's not around.Everyone else doesn't care. Actually I'm relieved sent is gone because he tried onboarding corvimae to the prize front and I hated looking at that dollar store bogdanoff creature.
>no act 3beyond gay. should've been an incentive at least
>HE/HIMShe thinks we can't see the long hair
>>730549851Despite knowing he'll be on camera, he is always filthy.
Please be good, I'm staking all my mental well-being on this
Wait, lads, this might be an actual runDare I have hope?
ESA W H E N
>>730549317Have you considered maybe we do... NEITHER? Just speedrun the fucking game and raise money. Don't give out free therapy, and don't be an asshole to others.
>>730549923That's neat, bot-kun.
>>730549923Who fucking asked?
What's up with the Chinese?
>>730548139>27 overestimateJesus christ, that's gotta be a record.
>>730549959You know the whole "trans rights" thing they keep crying about? It's about the right to force their themselves and their ideology on kids. That's what they mean by it.
>>730549927nice pocket watching, bro
>The first boss, ma-aas mudder...
silksong is overrated slop
Dude playing Silk song
>>730550008why's he shaking his penis
holy fuck a speedrun
>>730550017It's probably for faster dialogue boxes.
>>730549736nta but i've always been shitting on Sent for doing that in jest. in reality i always found it fucking funny that this disgusting greasy bastard is getting his fingerprints all over prizes or wearing them and breathing his stinky breath inside prize helmets or putting them on his balding lice ridden head. he is a charming, high energy, yet ghoulish in appearance, nerd. that being said i will concur with other anons that every GDQ under his production since transferring from the prize segments have been coincidentally shit so i will say nothing to his production skills.
>>730550065brave
>>730549929>any%Act 3 runs are like 3 and a half hours
is this a romhack?the text is all messed up
>>730550074kek
>>730549721may i have a crumble of context in these trying times
>>730550065BASED NEP
>silkslop into pokeslop for the finalewhat a shit event
has anyone had their pronouns set to she/him yet
>>730550074
>>730550065YOU VILL PLAY ZE BUGS
>pokemon emerald as the last runDoes the runner have dirt on GDQ or something? Do they want us to put us to sleep so we miss all the anonymous thousand dollar donations?
>unskippable period crampsThis is your game, silksissies?
slopsong
>>730550074i dont get it
>>730550180literally the hades 2 run that just ended.
>full he/himyeah im thinking this is gonna be a comfy run
THE YETEEE DONO FOR 2 MIRRION
>>730550180You clearly missed the hades 2 run
>>730550180what happened to puwexil
Ahh, straight human men. Nice game. We are back to normal
>>730550154Uhh.. pokemon is hype.. what do you want? something like mario 64? kek
>>730550180Not sure but there was one freak with it/it's
>>730550065Overrated, yes absolutely.Still a decent game though.
HAND RUBBING INTENSIFIES
They need to do some Binding of Isaac bingos or races if they want indie, that would be hype. Not this silksong/hades slop
>>730550008The exodus has already begun!
>Hey twitch chat can you fund us $300,000 an hour?
>runner calls out the commitee for being too greedyOh his ass is so banned
>>730549721THERE IS NO ANSWER TO THE JEWISH QUESTION
>100k in 20 minutesthey got too cocky this time
Honestly, for how shit Sent's scheduling has been, I'll give him props we haven't had to sit through the usual 6+ hour long run that eats up an entire day that was always a problem.
only people who dont actually like videogames dislike silksong>>730550214dude its so cancerous what were they thinkingthe first 15 minutes makes me want to not replay
this is the game everyone was raving about? what's special about it? looks like if it came out in 1995 it'd be kind of cool
just seems like yet another metroidvania to me
remember when they got some literal who band to come in and play a few songs last event?what a fever dream
SHUT THE FUCK UP QUACKSILVER YOU GRATING TROONSLOPPER
>>730550236Well other than the annoying tranny donation reader interrupting loudly.
>>730550237Turn based RPGs should never be speedran
I like Silksong.
>>730550257what if I place a wall in the center of them?
>>730549705incredible. after all those years and no one told him to not get greasy with the prizes
>>730550257tell me about the fuzzy worms, why do they form a train
blessed
>>730550065better than E33
no major glitches is a dumb category
when was the last time someone was banned from attending GDQ?
>>730550320He might actually be the single worst troonshouter.
>>730550337I gave it a good try. Probably got six hours before I just put it down. Just too much backtracking.
>>730550295>>730550298>i cant believe a 60 hour long adventure game is impressive based on the first 5 minutes
just got home from gdq AMA
I dropped silksong like an hour into act 2 because it wasn't fun
>>730550272I believe in TheYetee
>if everyone in twitch chat donates 700 dollars we can reach the incentive!
>in only 5 hours, half a million will be addedRespect
What game would YOU schedule as the finale?
>>730550180
>>730550396why aren't you there?
>>730550396why are you gay?
>>730550396Q1: Why did you leave before the BEST RUNS EVER at the end?
>>730550337That's not an unpopular opinion. It's just a shit game for the penultimate run for GDQ
>Good game>Good runner>Close to 2 million with an annoying hostI'm getting Deja Vu
HUMANMENBTW
>>730550396What does the board game room smell like
>>730550387>is impressive*doesnt look impressive
>One hour run where nobody can understand anything on streamThis run lives or dies on the commentary
>>730550396What's there to do if you aren't a runner? How smelly was the boardgame room?
>>730550396Are you the guy in the gray hoodie from earlier?
>>730550305what were they thinking
>>730550212adef is the only person in this event that gets any views on twitch/youtube.
>>730550417I don't really care anymore because the modern GDQ finales are always insanely annoying and full of extremely loud obnoxious donation begging but the JRPG finales back in the day were always comfy
>>730550375basedbasedbasedI want to see a category that allows the Trobbio skip, dammit
>silksong, e33, retro resurgencewestern gaming scene is regressing to an infantile state desu
I feel like in order for me to take your game seriously as a speed game there needs to be an unorthodox method of movement that's like 1% faster than walking, otherwise it's trash.
>>730550378actual ban? probably Luzbelheim
>>730550424the absolute state
>>730550479My estimation of the Megas plummeted with that show
>>730550396no you didn't. post your chopped off penis to prove it
>>730550396What did the venue smell like?
>>730550180last runner was she/he/they
is this quacksilver a tranny
>>730548908i'm watching both
OH MY GAWD YETIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Here comes the corporate donations!
>>730550417the newest pokemon
ITS JUST ANOTHER 10,000 FROM THE YEETEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>730550417Mario 70 star relay or Super Metroid race or Crono Trigger 100%, as god intended.
>>730550479anything but making a new album huh
TEN THOUSAND DOLLARSFROM (((THE YETEE)))
>>730550537Might as well b->she/herYes
>>730550337I don't think it's very fun but I like the funny characters and great looking backgrounds.
>>730550537No it's an incredibly gay man
>>730550537Yes, this can actually be quantifiably measured in decibels.
>>730550145pov: You're Keizaron and your schizoid gf berates you for nothing and lies to the public that you're abusing her.This kills the pokemon runs.
>>730550547It has zero good categories.
>>730550459arcades with pinball, rhythm stuff. some escape room shit. I just went out for entertainment, didnt hang out in the venue really
YETIIIIII!!!!
>>730550479was this agdq or sgdq
>>730550396As an autist, those bright lights are obnoxious and painful to look at
Couch guy has the most stereotypically funny nerd voice lol - all he needs is a bit of a lisp
$10,000 FROM THE YETEE HOYYYYYPPPP
>>730550305they did bands twice in a rowthe one for crazy taxi was pretty fun tbqh. the other band, yeah...
>>730550479one of the upper echelon of staff probably found them super good and vouched for them and the rest didn't bother to question it or look into it
>NMGwhat does that mean?
>>730550417Whoever gave me the most money
>these are the best speedrunning games
>>730550487That's an antisemitic observation.
T-ten THOUSAND? YETEE MAKING BANK WITH THEIR TSHIRTS INNIT?
>>730550424I just look at something like this and laugh. Trans people are the kings of delusion. "I feel like a woman". Dressing like that is not a "woman" thing. Would you feel like a woman if you grew up in the middle ages as a serf? Or inn the middle east. Just admit you are a gay guy lol.
>>730550638no major glitches i assume
More like Sleepsong, am I right?
yes, i am hornythanks for asking
>>730550417baten kaitos 100%
he's gonna choke if they meet the double damage incentive, he's been taking a lot of damage all run
>>730550638No major glitches im guessing
>>730550668oh, that makes sense. I thought it was New (M) Game or something
>cums inside Hornet
>>730550640what the hell is wrong with gen Z
>>730550441>meanwhile his view
>getting the swift step ability which is basically 15 different fucking upgrades in 1finally, the run actually begins now
>>730550497>Luzbelheimlol this nigga REALLY hates them for that ban
>>730550640Starting to think it's fine for gaming to just die.
>>730550479The last Counterstrike major, instead of having a band perform, had two drummers drum battle for 15 minutes in between matches, and it was actually hype as hell. Musical acts can work, but AGDQ is way too autistic. I know some gamers who legit don't know any real music, only VGMs
>>730550640>subway surfersWhat the fuck is a speedrun on that, isn't it an autoscroller?
Is Silksong a better game than Hollow Knight?
>Metroid but with a browser-game artstyle
>Viewership goes down>Donation going UpIts like modern economicsPeople don`t but shit anymore, only ETF & Shares and the Graph goes up.
Hornet loves The Slab!
>>730550780Yes
awooo
backstage.
>>730550651over 90% of them are straight males that claim to be lesbians after trooning, it wouldnt be accurate to call them gay as a generalization
>>730548839broncos sweep
Is this a Nine Sols mod?
https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick/clip/ConfidentTallPlumWholeWheatthis was SEVEN years ago..
>>730550417The experience would be garbage because of the constant crowd counting numbers/host interruptions for donations, but Chrono Trigger and Super Metroid as finale games work better than pokeslop, at least
>>730550417Awful block
>>730550640the people who instaZZZ ACE/credits warp runs LOVE these games
>>730550780HK feels more cohesive to me, but Silksong is by far more taxing and miserable to play so it's really a toss-up.
>>730550813I said the n word instead of awoo
>>730550780better movement, player moveset, build variety/progression, acrobaticsworse world, exploration, nonlinearity, plot, boss movesets and climax-tier content
>>730549142None. It is a money laundering operation.
>>730550783Metroid but good
>>730550596SGDQ 25
>>730550425Cause I finished my run and there was nothing left to do
>>730550780I would sincerely say they're about par
>>730550640>Multiple roblox games
>>730550745we are definitely headed into some of dark age with what's been going on
>The most nasal voice ever spoken interspersed with over-excited tranny donationsI'm not sure I can' make it through the whole thing lads.
the runner sounds uncannily similar to ApolloLegend, that nigga back from the dead to run Silksong
Today's highlight was watching someone almost shit himself on camera
>>730550417SotN, its been too long
>>730550686That would be kino>>730550417An “all stars” mario 64 is always good, or something like 100% symphony of the night or Okami. 100% runs are great watched
I think this is the least invested I've ever been in GDQ.
THE TRANS "PEOPLE" WILL BE DEFEATED!
>>730550852Kino
>>730550852>LuzbelheimHe got done dirty.
>>730550852Fuck I remember this…it’s already been 7 years?
>Cis White Male for the final two runsI thought GDQ was a safepalce for trans?why do they pretend to be accepting of trans when they won't even have them be the headliner?
>>730550950A new low for GDQ and speedrunning.
>>730550852Thought it was impressive enough, then I noticed the blindfold
>already admitting to cheatingZZZ
this wormways part is impressive as fuck
Launch Sister Splinter raped me until I left and got silk storm
Pretty good speedrun game
>>730551009he's super salty about it too
>>730550065based and true
>try and
>>730551047his egg will crack soon enough
nerves are destroying this dude
this guy seems to be messing up a lot
>>730550640>Mario 64 still in the top>Not OoTI blame those fucking arbitrary code faggots for this
>>730550852I am guessing he was like 75% accurate when people assume every movement was perfect.
>>730551117i wandered in super unprepared without having enough beads for a single bench along the way and first tried hernot really that difficult of a boss, but it was a fun experience
Nice, way to rape a decent run again
>>730551172he doesnt have tranny speed running buff
i am bran
this event got like 250k views back in 2017
This nerd is using the keyboard lmao
>>730551143Better times...
>>730548358
mypetcactus doing the mike matei voice
>>730550852HOly fuck i remember this
IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>730551197>become a tranny>have to not care what anyone thinks when they see you in public>end up not caring about your speedrun performanceI see.
>>730549932So 2026 has>slightly fewer troons>58% more runs going over estimate (27 vs 17)There's gotta be some issue with estimates in general if that many people are going over
>>730551232whats ben up to these days
>>730551204That’s what happens when you decide to care to 0,1% off the populace
>>730551242Would you?
>>730550816>orders takeout instead of the overly expensive hotel food
>>730551242Peak of the game
AIEEEEEEE WHERE'S THE FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING
>>730551059cheating how? I missed it.
so how much longer before they start having the crowd count down every thousand dollars earned screaming over the commentary
>>730551272thats not GMS
>>730551250would have to check if the estimates are tighter this year
>>730551143Some good shoulders on those dudes. Why don’t they let gym bros speed run anymore?
>>730551204I may be a retarded zoomlennial but i miss the unmoderated twitch chat during these events
>>730551157>>730551172he's gonna get destroyed if they hit the double damage incentive lmao
>>730551197>buffName a single tranny with a top 5 spot in their game.
>>730550852Jesus... proof of the enshittification of everything. Now we're lucky if a tranny can finish a run without choking, cheating or going over-estimate
>>730551294he was joking
>>730551178Nah one wrong button and you sell the wrong thing, or you go into the buy menu thinking you're in the sell menu or any number of other catastrophes. Honestly try doing anything in a videogame blindfolded and you'll see how insanely hard it is
>>730550852Luz and this group were so based I love this run and FF8 the next year where his blindfolded menu was even more impressive because he screwed up and managed to somehow fix it with the blindfold still on. Such dumb bullshit that these guys were not brought back.
>>730551323I don't think 2017 had unmoderated Twitch chat but I might be wrong.
man, I have absolutely nothing to do tonight. so bored! it's such a hollow night...
>>730551272would i?
>>730551323Unsurprisingly, excluding most of your viewers did not lead to growth.
>>730551204>250ki forgot how universally loved GDQs used to be
>>730551047Man shut the fuck up 70% of the vocal air time of this entire week is screaming trans rights. They had enough time and attention.Nothing is ever enough for your gluttonous egotistical ass.
>>730551321Intimidate everyone in the room with their testosterone
>>730551375Thank you for the donation!
>>730551375you dropped this
>>730551204TIMER D:
>>730551232i had forgotten about protoand i wish i didn't remember
>>730551337GDQ in 2019 was already fully enshittified.
>>730551331theyre pseudo-trannies or will transition soon
>>730551375
>>730551321i think more accurately anyone who was a gym bro who speedruns is no longer a gym broonly guy i can think of is caleb hart and his entire gdq career came crashing down when he forced a girl o stream to say yes to his impromptu marriage proposal and then never actually ended up marrying that girl
>>730551382>Unsurprisingly, excluding most of your viewers did not lead to growthAnd yet they are making more money than ever
Who else not watching the Emerald run and calling it a night after this?
>the counting has begun
Silksong difficulty was overrated by extreme shitters
>>730551472wat
can someone link the donation reader mute script
>>730551250>There's gotta be some issue with estimates in general if that many people are going overIt's the opposite. Scheduling would quite like to genuinely expect a run to take as long as it claims it will. But when 90% of them go under that obviously means everything will run early. Which you can make up for by stalling between runs but nobody wants that.Obviously this logic is different with GDQ, who DOES want that so they can beg for more money (this is why every recent marathon lasts longer than it should despite most of the individual runs going under estimate). But runs going over is a literal non-issue until it hits at least 40%.
>>730550497miss that nigga. the blindfold menu was peak
>>730551307welp, now, apparently. fucking starting from 25
The 2M get is gonna turn this run to a D at best from all the noise
>>730551487People are doubly generous!
>>730551323the crackdown started around the time forsen viewers spammed the N word in chat lol. they banned from twitch for a while and also from hosting AGDQ. downhill ever since then
>>730549664>they're transitioning GDQHOLY FUCKING LUDOKINO
>hollow knight lorefag has $1,500 to throw around on donationsi guess lorefagging pays well
>>730551487They haven't broken the record for years now
>>730551510you got through 99% of this and you're bailing out now?
>sinner's road
They are trying to bait Team Cherry into meeting the incentive
>>730551204this runner ended up getting permabanned from gdq for selling his buddy weed at the event and then said buddy used it and had a panic attack on stream during one of the runs
>>730551481Yyyikes.I think COVID also kinda killed the gym bro gamer. Sad days.
>>730550852>we went to this being peak kino to... some faggot constantly fucking up every blindfold run he does and constantly being asked to keep doing it
No one gives a fuck about someone using barbed bracelet on silksong shut the fuck up
Fuck this tranny shit, I'm watching TRG
>Lace shows up at Sinner’s Road if you skip Deep Dockskino
>if chat... BEHAVESWas that a threat?>>730551574lmao this is my fuck-awful OC, I didn't think anyone would save it
>>730551573i only watched like 3 runs this entire shitshow
>>730551495me after putting on girls clothes for the first time
>>730551204When did they start moderating the chat hard, was it after that overwatch face being spammed?
>>730551323>that period of time where people were creating channels for unmoderated GDQ chat and people settled on trihex's stream
>>730551650>>730551650>>730551650
This shitty level sucks ass
>>730551623It was very good anon, be proud.
>>730551372Not 100% but look at the chat on old clips and it's a completely different worldhttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick/videos?featured=true&filter=clips&range=all
>>730551639fucking casuals
>>730551321they have a minimum bodyfat percentage to get in now
>>730551623It's a giant black blob anon, you suck.
>>730551487And if you believe those numbers I have bad news for your IQ
>>730551753it's still fucked up that BigJon ate that guy
this movement is pretty sick desu
>>730551481thisspeedrunning is a gains killer
>>730551204>viewership down by about 5x, donations up by about 2xhm...hmm....
>>730552131wages have increased 5x since then
This shit SUCKS. Bring back BehemothSteve!
>>730552131uhhhuhhhinflation?
sex
>>730551481>caleb harthey remember when he impregnated a sheboon and aborted the kid?
>>730551941>jon did you see where Blechy went?>...no
>>730552293but muh inflation!
Anonymous is really generous tonight
>>730552293I don't think that's true.
>>730552580you're too kind
>does the donation goal before it's reached just for entertainmentEZ S run, even with all the trans rights bullshit