ITT: Vidya cringe
God I'm glad we're leaving this trash behind.
>>730548341We're in the "one step back" phase right now. I'm sure they'll be back at it in no time.
>>730548232Women are so ugly when the scream. It's like watching a grown man cry. Cringe AF.
>>730549438It will never be as prevalent as it used to be. Even normalfags (that play games) are wise to this shit.
>>730549842Is that a titan or something?
:O
>>730550767The new Wallace and Gromit special looks weird.
>>730548232Heathen possessed by an unclean spirit
>>730548341I still can't believe top left is gears of war what the fuck happened?
>>730550767Is this real? Is this an actual scene from the game?
>>730551447Of course.Is there a problem goyim?
>>730548232>>730548341>I'M ANGY!! >:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( GRRRRRRRR!!
>>730548232
>>730551447By how terrible the character models are animated I too thought it was fanmade to take the piss, but no, it's real lmao
>>730551506>>730551618Yeah, the animation is awful, but at the same time this does seem like the kind of thing the French would put in their game.
this one
>>730551312What the fuck is this shit
>>730551962Classic.
>>730551787And I can promise you this guy has more money, popularity and friends than you'll ever have in your entire life. That's not a shot at you, it goes for me too. Some people just win the popularity lottery.
>>730551975The next big thing.
>>730548232Man this series really fell the fuck off
>>730552136Damn man. There's a difference between being "woke" and designing some of the ugliest fucking characters I've ever seen.
>>730550767This is like high school tier direction and camera work
>>730551962This is the culmination of /v/Still the best. It's transcedental.
>>730552254Was this series ever really good? I feel like it was just a loud minority of socialites talking this game up but it was never really that popular, then the second one came and killed it entirely.
>>730552136>Yeah, this is what'll turn around our company.
>>730552367No, it's generic slop where a woman is "possessed" by "demons" as an analog to mental illness. The combat sucks and the puzzles also suck and turn into nothing more than moving senua to the spot where the big rune visually lines up.I'm convinced 90% of sales are due to that YouTube going "OMG THIS IS ME THIS IS WHAT SCHIZOEFFECTIVE DISORDER IS LIKE"
>>730551962>mfw the Tetris one Man, the TLOU2 days were fucking wild
>>730552205Oh, that, lmao. I can't believe people put money behind this, thinking it was going to become a thing.
>>730551962>nearly six years agotime flies
>>730548341There was a trailer recently that had angry screaming woman, forget which game though
>>730552136they fucked up the mocap in that game so hard I'm convinced it had to be intentional, but retards solely fixate on muh Debra Wilson
>>730551784This thread isn't about vidya kino though
>>730551312Lmao, made my day.>>730551784Kino of the highest order and masterpiece of a game.
https://youtu.be/4Ywa3MpxVyg
>>730552205Holy fuck THAT is what it plays like? I saw a copy for like $3 the other day and thought it can’t be a waste at that price. I feel differently now.
>>730552148>wow look at me, I'm so deepanon, you're dumb
It’s time yall chuds learnt that the real Roma empire was women, and the real Egyptians was women. England even always had dat woman king what ran the place for so long. Yall need to stop bein like that and pay her boy
>>730552148Knowing what I know now, I would rather die a kissless hobo then lose my ability to be a man like he did.
>>730550767
>>730554987
>>730555072>I can at least get the Stupid Fag award this year right?>No we gave that to some other skank
>>730554987>>730555072>>730555147>>730555208She looks like she knows how to please a man.
>>730551784There are people that openly claim they like this game.
>>730552136>last white man ever is brought out of cryogenic sleep
>>730552148>Some people just win the popularity lottery
>>730549842>>730550767Anyone willing to pay money for a nigger samurai game deserves this.
devs: lets force the players to slowly walk behind the players girlfriend on dates while they talk about boring shit for literally 20 minutes
>>730551784Indigo was great though.
>>730550767nigga what the fuck im dyin
>>730551784Cage Kino
>>730549842My skin almost shook off of my body from cringe watching the YT video of this. What the FUCK were they thinking? It's so bad and low-quality, even for Ubi
>>730548232OP's mom.
>>730554987>>730555072>>730555147>>730555208I will never, ever play Ghost of Yotei after knowing that this is the actor for the main character
>>730551962Kek, do you have the archive link?>>730551784Soulful
>>730556068Is this a porn game?
>>730555473The first half of that game was quite intriguing, and retarded movie games with shitty (almost)-non-gamepaly were rather novel at the time. Unless you count FMV stuff.
>>730556302No, its the third homeworld game.
>>730556302It's Homeworld getting raped to death, so in a way it is
>>730551962Peak as the kids say
>>730551962my god, it's beautiful
>>730551962still more legal than AI deepfakes
>>730551962I did a frame in that : ) i'm such a cool 2016 oldfag anon
>>730551860it was made by canadiansthe french made expedition 33
>>730552281>There's a difference between being "woke" and designing some of the ugliest fucking characters I've ever seen.No there isn't
>>730552205To clarify: all of this shit already happened and came out. Most of the webseries and podcasts have less than five thousand views at best.
>>730551784Ah yes, pure unfiltered Kino.
>>730551262This was cringe, but Sindri appearing out of fucking nowhere and smashing the marble they put Odin in then disappearing again was based.
a classic
Sorry, but Hellblade is fucking based and the actress is a cute>Senua is the player character and protagonist of the Hellblade video game series which consists of the 2017 video game Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice that marks her first appearance, as well the sequel Senua's Saga: Hellblade II. She is presented as a Pict warrior who experiences disturbances and hallucinations due to an undiagnosed mental disorder. As a result of Senua's internal struggle with her delusional beliefs, she is determined to travel to the Norse afterlife realm Helheim with the notion of rescuing the soul of her lover from the Norse goddess Hela following his killing by Norsemen invaders, which occurred prior to the events of Senua's Sacrifice.>Created by a development team led by director Tameem Antoniades at British video game developer Ninja Theory, Senua was the product of extensive research efforts conducted by the team into various topics like Celtic history, Norse mythology, and mental disorders. Her appearance, in particular her facial war paint and braided hair clumped with lime, is based on a popular belief about the way Celtic warriors would have looked. Senua is played by Ninja Theory employee Melina Juergens, who was initially used as a stand-in for the character while the team were adjusting their motion capture techniques early in development. Encouraged by Antoniades to channel her own emotions into the context of Senua's struggle, Juergens became the team's final choice to portray the character even though she had no prior acting experience.People that lump it along with all this other slop are mindless golems
>>730551604That rigor mortis hand lmao
>>730552205Unknown indeed
>>730550419Yeah, it's a real Assassin's Creed Shadows crossover with Attack on Titan.It was only available to play for like a month.
>>730554987>>730555072>>730555147>>730555208What the fuck is her problem?
>>730548232I don't know about the rest but that Hellblade 2 trailer is them showing off how realistic their realtime facial animation and rendering was.I remember thinking at the time that the face paint made it easier because it hid the imperfect approximated subsurface scattering that makes realtime CG skin look too waxy.
>>730563849Dude, Tameem was the guy that made Donte and was already hated on /v/> But Donte's game is le actually goodnah, you have shit taste
>>730564974Don't give a fuck how shitty his games are, he's fucking based and makes decidedly unpozzed games.
>>730551787What's he sperging out about?
>>730552136First girl is ugly cute and I will die on that hill
>>730565171>five people with swords>stare and beg and wait for deathGlad I skipped this
>>730551784He's literally me!
>>730550767Yasuke's facial animations suck ass
>>730555208What's the context behind this one? Homie on the left looks so uncomfortable
>>730551784This starts out really fucking good like actually well done noir psychological thriller mystery and then its just this after going to the fortune teller.
>>730565171>anons point out how stupid this is>"N-NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND CHUD... THIS IS A HECKIN MOVIE REFERENCE AND UH UH...."Man that was the weirdest fucking cope I've ever seen
>>730565597Invited her to play D&D. Homie on the left has to laugh and pretend because his paycheck depends on not pissing off guests.Not much else to it.
>>730565171Absolute cinema as scorsese would say
>>730551784Beautiful love letter to campy point and click games. Cage’s only good game.
>>730548232I can't believe this tech demo was sold as a "game" It's literally just 4 hours of walking while cringe voices play.
>>730565361In NH if you have an open villager spot a random one has a chance of popping up in the shitty randomized island visit that you're able to do with tickets that you get from basically gacha dailies. The text boxes and loading screens are excruciating. What that little flapping nu-male did was go back and forth 505 times for a specific villager. It's basically shiny hunting. He spent ages for a skin that literally does nothing different instead of just injecting. Every villager with the "lazy" personality acts exactly the same. It's entirely against the initial appeal AC once had. These mutants had a massive hand in raping the series but I digress.
>>730565171I like how /v/ briefly pretended to like this game to shit on AC Shadows.
>>730548232I’m glad that I have no idea what this is.
>>730548232If she was bloodifng through her eyes i wouldve understood it
>>730566524I know it's that critical role thing, but why is she on the table? Is her character a retard like her?
>>730551784Last 15-20 minutes of this game was clearly a Cage mind trip while on some acid
>>730550767>0:18
>>730555208When did the new pet change from "powerful black woman" to "quirk chungus ugly asian women"? I swear every AAA dev has decreed ugly asian women are their new pet project and they have to insert one into every game.
>>730552367First game was pretty neat. Didn’t bother with the sequel. Game didn’t need a sequel.
>>730552254fell off from what, retard? it was always gay garbage no one played.
>>730565448I agree and she'd be perfect if she had a huge rack on her.
>>730548232DMC4https://youtu.be/QAAAwKVlFr4?si=6ONcjMpBvg-2jkyH
>>730550767>>730568117
>>730568820I'm not watching your video, Paco
>>730552205Damn, that is honestly depressing. They put all of their hopes and dreams in this, and it was all for nothing.
>>730569163Rewatch the cutscene again. Maybe that'll dissipate your depression.
>>730555473it's cool when it's just mystery before the superpower shit happenssame thing as heavy rain. that game doesn't go as insane, but its story also falls apart after the first half.
>>730563165This isn't cringe. Its disgusting and embarrassing.
>>730548232Why are you so mad at this
>>730569620are you autistic?
>>730568915Who cares, the world doesn't revolve around you
>>730569712You care, Paco. That's why you posted a video with 140 views in this thread and spammed it on twitter.
>>730569657you can't be on this website if you're not.
>>730569885Then just don't watch the video. If you're already stalking the video its pretty clear that you already watched it. Who cares if some autist is mad? Mom didn't buy you enough tendies?
>>730548341why are they like this
>>730552765all of them?
>>730570292Raised by wolves doesn't deserve to be packed among the rest of that shit, it was subversive about its BMWF lead pairing, feminism, and religion among other issues. It was cancelled for a reason. RIP.
>>730570234Believe me, no one's stalking your video because no one cares about it other than you.
>>730552657They must think that realistic graphics=instant success.
>>730570450midwit poz is still poz
>>730555072>>730555147>>730555208She has cured my yellow fever.>>730570292Serious answer: Women are not physically strong and know this despite all the girlbossing horseshit they spout. They innately understand that their only hope in conflict resolution is to use their mind and words, therefore the true depiction of female power fantasies is always centered around the mouth and/or mental powers as opposed to physical strength. It's why women don't actually latch onto physically strong depictions of women (these ironically appeal almost exclusively to men) and instead prefer characters that are physically weak and yell or scream to get their way (just like in real life).
>>730571127>Serious answer:lol stfu retard (didn't read)
>>730565256Wrong. He's pozzed with aids and left ninja theory to persue a degree in cock sucking.
>>730551617itoddler
>>730548232If my GF ever behaved like this I'd be packed and out the door in under an hour.
>>730555750people are still making threads about this game pretending it's "secretly good actually" do not believe their lies.
>>730571038>Atheist faction brainwashes femoid murderbot and gives it the ability to support and raise life in its fake womb>Pairs it with a black slave bot>Despite their assignments the fembot constantly walks into every parenting and relationship problem that arises when a family is matriarchal (with some meta commentary about interracial marriages not working)>Fembot gives in to violation from a superior entity despite her insane power and ends up spawning the cosmic antichrist>her affection for a violent nonhuman entity she raised almost kills an entire community of settlersThere's a lot more to it, too.
>>730552136https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkpS2Sdu2io>>730555750this is just every modern AAA game, sadly.
>>730571127Bayonetta?
>>730567714>/v/ briefly pretended to like this gamenigger those were paid advertisers they do that with all western games
>>730571558Oh you watch tv? The resident evil show, there enjoy the memories, bet you forgot about that.
>>730565448>>730568739The term that you are looking for is "butterface" cute, but this would only apply if she had a nice body.
>>730551784
>>730555147You got issues with a chungus girl?
>>730568704anisa jomha
>>730551784This one crawled on one leg so Asura could extend one arm.I liked it despite the jank. But I pirated it
>>730552148Good for him, I'd rather not be a faggot though.
>>730573483that doesn't track at all but yes, the RE show was one of the worst things i've seen to date.
>>730552520This is correct post
>>730551975The ultimate pajeet scam, making you scam yourself
>The game follows the fictional story of a global pandemic that engulfed the world and is being ignored by fanatics who do not believe that the disease is real. It is up to the main characters, 4 common citizens adequately protected with gloves and masks, to deal with these fanatics and solve the situation with the force of their own fists.>“Pulling no Punches is a Brazilian game with good gameplay and focused on the political and social message that expresses a collective revolt against denialism.”
>>730551962This is pure /v/idyakino and will probably will never be topped.The fact that the people that hate us (Cuckmann and his ilk, Concord devs, etc) are the ones that makes us happy with the memes is poetic justice at its finest.I miss bonk posting like you wouldn't believe
>>730552148That has nothing to do with looking like a complete faggot though
you now remember the wetfart that was dustborn.
>>730550767Lol this better not be real, and if it is everyone involved should hang themselves right now.Screenshot this post and email it to Ubisoft right now.
>>730552136>>730565448Friendly reminder that this was the concept art and facescan model:
>>730574043The cringiest thing about it is that it's a Scott Pilgrim clone. And Scott Pilgrim is just a clone of River City Ransom.
>>730551962i have one of these
>>730552205>this is where Bandai's Elden Ring profits went
>>730550767did they really put a jap getting ntrd plotline kek
>>730553754
>>730551312i don't know how to feel about myself, genuinely not being able to tell if this is a real video game product or AI
>>730550419
>>730565448>>730573675She's homely. She's not a supermodel in terms of looks, but waking up to her face wouldn't be a nightmare.
>>730550767Looks like machinima.
>>730574140
>>730550767I gannod compede with brack cog...
>>730552136>wake up>see this >close your eyes and die
>>730551784Megakino.
>>730555750this game is saved cause shooting the zombies is fun. all the character and plot stuff is pretty bad cause its so basic and predictable.
>>730550767I dont believe this is in the game. There's actually no fucking waynope. not real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9YBTyWbWwQ
>>730550767>Here's your Japanese-setting gayme, bro
>>730574164Ubisoft has been in the process of roping for awhile.
>>730548341Women literally can't keep their mouth shut
>>730550767>the absolute fucking STATE of ubishit
>>730565572He's supposed to be the most gorilla ape looking BBC in the game. I'm surprised Ubisoft, in their desperate bid not to be rayceest, has made Yasuke into a literal racial, caricatural stereotype.
>>730575464Terry Davis did nothing wrong
>>730570292Because to be able to force reality to conform to them is their power fantasy, and because it's ridiculous to portray a normal woman being so physically strong, they use depictions of psychic powers instead, and an easy way to show emotions associated is screaming.
>>730552205
>>730565572they mocapped george floyd's corpse
>>73055178410/10 game. 11/10 toilet scene
>>730555208https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvGGlySZymE
>>730570450>>730571558Based Raised by Wolves bro. I agree that it's unfortunate it was lumped in with the rest of that webm, but just because the show was incredible doesn't mean it isn't a valid example of the trend. Even if it was the best use of it.By the way Father was a much more responsible parent than Mother was and was the most likable guy in the entire show.
>>730548232This is clearly what happens when you try to market to a female nerd demographic which doesn't exist. I don't even mean it in a sexist way but women who get into video game development aren't like 99% of women so they have no skills to market to other women.At least shut in coder nerds understood everyone likes sex appeal which is why games were prevalent with it.
>>730551391This clip is the thing I think of when I try to understand why people frown on gamers
>>730576074jesus
>>730552136reminds me of this
>>730551312What the fuck did I just watch.
You jerks better not be dissing our vidya sisters now...
>>730568389Because they hired a shitload of them when they put out their diversity quotas. They never got the sheniquas and got weird changs. Yet none of them understand the demographic they are chasing is fuck all.
>>730571439People still defend this game and call it based while it has an obvious cuck plot (that was clearly cut part way through) and the MC is an anti-racist 1%er biker. Beyond retarded. Only good thing is Cope and shooting zombies.
>>730563585namdahs<
>>730548232Didn't this game take 8 years to make and instantly flopping because walking simulators went out of the style?
>>730576252only part oneI really need to find the interview again that they did with the main character's actress where she talks about how great the game and cool her character is while looking like as if she's close to tearing up and thinking "oh god, just what the fuck have I gotten myself into - I need to fire my manager...".
>>730568389Because when everyone told them they wanted hot japanese babes they left out the hot part and just put harlequin baby looking japanese trogolodytes out so they can go "UMMM THIS IS WHAT THEY WANTED THOUGH..."
>>730563667I hate that I immediately clocked this as the Broder frag movie
>>730573675>here's the term that would apply here but it doesn't apply here
>>730576296>that bulgeWEW
>>730576296is the right tranny wearing a diaper, why is their crotch so inflated?
>>730576296
>>730574887Why would you want to compete with The Burakku Kokku? Just give in, let it happen as it should.
>>730574292It's also hilarious just HOW little people gave a shit about it in general:The bossfight video/ending for it with the highest viewcount sits at around 6000 - those things are normally in the mid-10.000s or 100.000s.(also, a lot of them have another model of the player character inexplicably A-posing during the cutscenes, lol)
>>730551784you will never know how amazing to experience this back then zoomies
>>730576074Lmao, it's so insane, but you just know there WILL BE a number of autistic retards that devour the bait before them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMRZ2I6A79U
>>730574348>the two critters in the background going cheering their buddy onkek
>>730576242But that's Yakubus Caesar...
>>730551784David Cage is an absolute master at sucking you into his games within the first five minutes and then the endgame is this shit. The opening to Fahrenheit is genuinely interesting, and then it turns into Bollywood Matrix.
>>730577060kill yourself
>>730555208I like how you can tell the people around her absolutely cant stand this shit but they cant say it out loud because at this more they're more like coworkers than friends
>>730574694Holy kino, it's like the Avengers!
>>730574824Good lord, imagine having to interact with people like that irl every day
>>730577459Reminder, her own sister did not invite her to her wedding. And she coped by farming for sympathy on twitter. They're both nepobabies, but Ogro de Yotei is so retarded, her sister did not want her around their rich guests.
>>730568913>that head movement tho
>>730574694>What Takeshi gon d-
>>730574694Why does this game look like it came out in 2012?
>Explore hidden tombs and uncover powerful secrets! Defy danger as you race to discover forgotten artifacts and prevent nefarious forces from exploiting them! Race to unearth secret artifacts and forgotten truths in order to save them from the nefarious forces that would exploit them!>In this officially licensed tabletop RPG you play members of the Truth Seekers: contemporaries of Lara Croft who strive to reveal long-hidden knowledge and thwart those who would steal and exploit artifacts for their own gains. It is a game of action, exploration, and self-discovery. Face perilous challenges and tough choices as you learn what it takes to be a hero.
>>730577368I still remember the first time I saw him suddenly develop matrix powers out of nowhere and backflip over two cops and start running on the roofs of cars before doing a super saiyan jump onto the top of a train
>>730570292Two of them are the same character in different media.
>>730550767What the fuck is up with the lips and mouths!? Like they don't look human. The weird ass shape. Actual asians don't have that damn odd looking slanted mouths. The fuck!? Is this on purpose!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHblbKfyFeQ
>>730577624>Progressives wanting to show a disabled character as athletic always resort to those prosthetic running blades>Prosthetic running blades that are notoriously shit for anything except that, running>Can't stand still, have to hop constantly to maintain balance>Little to no contact surface for grip so would be terrible for climbing>No ankle pivot so are terrible on anything that isn't flat groundIt's just the most empty attempt at trying to look like you're being inclusive.
Does this count?
>>730577769Yes. Yes it does. Fuck me. /v/ could train an A.I on ((())) tier remake writing and probably make something on par with this if not worse. It's ridiculously easy to make content like this.
>>730577769I don't cringe, I am legit angry how widesread this retardspeak has gotten. Like...THAT just happened yknow? The Whedon dialogue? Get it? GET IT???
>>730555607Kek
>>730548341I remember that one year where 90% of the games announced at the xbox show featured some sort of strong female leadIm so glad we're moving past this shit
>>730577620
>>730552148It's because he's sincere unlike /v/ which is poisoned by several layers of post-ironic irony.
>>730555208>>730555147Thats a man.
>>730577769this just makes me sadcan women stop writing
>>730548341Raw, visceral... empowering!
>>730551784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMCmZ0RQuLU
>>730555208*cures your yellow fever*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKMD4t2Dbl8>Focus M
>>730548232The entire picrel, especially this:> Fox decided to ditch Krystal because he feared he can’t protect her which is utter bullshit but whatever> some flattering between the two throughout thr missions as if nothing happened> he breaks with her again for the same reason, this time she runs away crying> I shit you fucking not, she joined Star Wolf and dated a nigger> her new colleagues laughing at her for being a race traitor> she broke down and left Star Wolf> now she became Samus wannabe> depends on your choices, Fox will become a Captain Falcon wannabeWhat a load of bullshit
>>730577769>this shit got a season 2I hate Netflix so much
>>730552205>>730575801I've never even heard of this. It sounds like an interesting idea, but the fact I didn't even hear anything about this from anyone says enough.
>>730564974>nah, you have shit tasteYou replied to yourself in your own post
>>730551262kinda sad that the brothers storyline ends with one having their soul obliterated and the other eternally broken
>>730577916A woman didn't write this.It was a jeet.
>>730563585>heard you've been talking shit like I wouldn't find out
>>730566919Damn, tendies really fell off.
>>730556223as someone who really liked tsushima, I also did not play yotei for the same reason, absolutely hideous character
>>730568389White guys proclaiming that we like asian women since white women jumped ship
>>730552136same energy
>>730575801When have these sort of multimedia ideas ever worked? Specifically, when a project starts with the specific idea of being multimedia, as if the actual core content was secondary. Everyone wants their own Star Wars to milk to death but no one seems to realize you can't just jump straight into the end as though you already have a fanbase who's willing to put up with this crap.
>>730578065I dont believe you
>>730574201Honestly if I was the model I would sue.
>>730578167>When have these sort of multimedia ideas ever worked?Bionicle
>>730552136>man gets his isekai wish fulfilled but promptly kills himself upon arriving at the other world
>>730574203>LET'S COMMIT VIOLENCE AGAINST PEOPLE WE DON'T LIKE>THAT'LL SHOW PEOPLE WE'RE THE GOOD GUYSi am baffled and amused
>>730563849No, it isn't. I don't care about its development story or the actress. The game is bad and devs should feel bad.
>>730577967So she's 100% a lesbian right? Like I can't imagine anyone that looks like this is straight.
>>730574482It would be incredibly kino if he had some crazy test for his inheritance like old monarchs used to for their kids and they'd have to fight and kill each other
>>730578285Yes, even has bruises on her arms in some of the webms.
>>730578336Do lesbians have a lot of bruises on their arms?
>>730578229I hope the game explained how the deadly disease vanished when the Ukraine war started, and the flu came back after being absent for 3 years
>>730578171https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adi_Shankar
>>730550767There is no way this is real, if it is I have to play this game, hopefully it gets cracked.
>>730577392Subtle references in vidya
>>730563849Based, Senua is cute as fuck and the game isn't a feminist girlboss game or anything, it's about a schizophrenic woman fighting demons in her head with a backdrop of celtic culture, though you can dislike it for being a cinematic game if you want. Haven't played the sequel yet.
>>730577392>Crime in progress
>>730578274Started the game in VR recently.The mental illness/schizo stuff with the voices feels like as if I'm having Niconico video-comments for it whispered into my ears.
>>730578229>>730578384Says the board that spends hours crafting wojaks of violence against trannies.
>>730578549Nobody on /v/ claims to be a good person.
>>730578457It is real. The game uses both real-time and cinematic cutscenes. The real-time ones have some of the worst fucking animation ever, while the cinematic ones look way better. I'm actually enjoying the game itself, but I got it on sale and knew full well not to expect a masterpiece. Still the closest thing we have to Tenchu at the moment though.
>>730578384I hope it explains how a deadly virus stopped existing for a few weeks so people could protest against American police brutality! Very considerate of it.
>>730578534>TESEO-HAMEHA!
>>730578217Did Bionicle start off with this same idea of rather than make one piece of content and naturally grow to multimedia franchise, let's instead take that one piece of content and chop it up across five different media avenues? I remember it was popular for a while but I never got the feeling that it was trying to be some big interconnected thing.
>>730578614Look, it may be a deadly virus, but it ain't a racist nazi virus.
>>730578613Is that girl that Japanese guy's wife or girlfriend? Didn't expect it to be so blatantly antagonistic and weird, there would never be a video game where a white main character flirts with another guys girl in front of him like that and it is played off and reacted to like that, it would just seem disrespectful and make the white guy look like an asshole and the girl seem terrible.
>>730578745No, those two are the ''comic relief'' duo stooges, and baldy has a crush on the girl.
>>730577769Oh fuck off, DMC was always cringe. It was never meant to be taken seriously.
>>730578652Right out of the gate in 2001 you had the figures, comics, CD-ROMs that came with the figures and cereals, the Mata Nui online game and then the first movie and novels in 2003 - hell, IIRC, they flat out had plans to turn Bionicle into something like a subsidiary brand detached from Lego with only a small disclaimer on the packaging mentioning that it's made by them.
>>730578745The girl is Naoe, the main heroine. The black guy is Yasuke, the main hero. The other two Japanese dudes watching are just a couple of thieving idiots that Naoe and Yasuke were trying to train, leading to them getting into a friendly match where this cutscene happened.
>>730578167Star Wars Shadow of the EmpireI mean thats cheating by being star wars in the first place
>>730577392>>730548341>>730550767>>730551312>>730552136Man, the first half of the 2020s was fucking disaster to AAA vidya. Im glad devs are finally realizing that the twitter crowd dont actually play vidya
>>730555072>>730555147>>730555208Lack of bwc caused this
>>730578864Didn't know that, always assumed it was just Lego's little experiment into early 2000's edge that quickly grew into all that other media.
>>730552313>>730577727it's supposed to be theatrical and anime>>730551312I completly forgot about this game. I remember a thread a week ago where people called HighGuard Concord2 and other people corrected them mentioning Hyenas, Battleborn, Forspoken, Redfall, Suicide Squad but I everyone forgot about that disaster.
>>730548232>>730548341WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
>the Miyeon spammer now has his own dedicated schizoCongrats, I guess.
>>730579778Please don't post scat in /v/
>>730579815>nowhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/cute%20asian/filename/webm/deleted/deleted/end/2024-12-30/
>>730579592The whole effort and pre-production that went into it was kinda insane.All the stuff like the island being a face of a giant robot that was revealed years later was already planned from the very beginning and as for the product itself, they even played with ideas like having dedicated vending machines for them since the Slizer/Throwbot-days.
>>730552136Japanese people made this btw.
>>730555147>>730555208Powerful.
>>730580414It's never pretty when the japanese try to make a game specifically to appeal to the west. The PS3 era was particularly bad for them.
>>730577368I admire the man's love for Matrix where every his game ends up becoming Neo.
>>730552136Was a good Thread
>>730563849Anon please. No one on /v/ has played this game. They just got scared at a trailer meant to showcase facial expressions and have ptsd from that moment ever since.It's extra retarded and ironic because yeah Senna and her actress are pure white cuties and super pretty but that is /pol/roach retardation for you.I really liked how the 2nd game made the leap to not just repeat the first but instead has Senna live with what she conquered as ability and then draw a line to liken local small religion to mass psychosis. A shared mental illness in reaction to unexplainable nature phenomenons that create gods between the shared mindspace.It's really clever and well executed but of course in todays 4chantwitter internet you can't talk about it because you got /pol/roaches yelling from one side and on the other you got snoyggers taking a speedrun as real playtime and equal that time to bad.
>>730563849>the actress is a cuteNah man, those psycho eyes give it away. You'd be the first clueless cunt to jump in the water when you hear the siren's call.
>>730578381Yes, they get them during raping non-lesbo women. However, this kind of rape tends to be handwaved away by the rapees themselves. Anyway, that's how butch lesbos get scratches and bruises on their arms.
>>730551784atmopheric mid 2000s supernatural detective chunni dark urban fantasy kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcryyvQAqc8&list=RDjcryyvQAqc8&start_radio=1
>>730580792>Anon please. No one on /v/ has played this game. They just got scared at a trailer meant to showcase facial expressions and have ptsd from that moment ever since.We all know these have an in-universe context. It's just that:1. They decided to portray it like that. Other series, such as Evangelion have characters having breakdowns but show them differently. 2. They put it in the trailer.3. It ever so happens to coincide with media portraying women as unfeminine as possible.We know what's going on so don't play coy. Big media projects in the west are made by social media addicts to further social media discourse and to impress their twitter friends. And the most pro-feminist thing you can do is to portray women as aggressive and masculine, so that you are deconstructing femininity.
>>730548341I get the others, but literally what's wrong with Sejuani? Are you gay or what?
>>730581875>le multi-ethnic vikangzFuck off with this shit already.
>>730577769burn america already
>>730577996Doesn't that game have alternative endings?
>>730581995You also can't help but realize that if Sparda was a woman the DMC netflix series would be glazing her. It's only because Sparda is a male that even an obviously heroic self-less act gets neutered and treated with distain and irony.
>>730581995It makes sense. Sparda was revealed to be a literal gachimuchi Hard Gay BDSM enjoyer.
>>730581995Go ahead and try, thirdie.
>>730580232>>730579592Why did Bionicles die?Ninjago cheaper to make?
>>730581930>multi-ethnicFreljord is the less diverse place in Runeterra, they only have nordics and eskimos. Pic related is the least white you can get in Freljord. Fuck off to Piltover.
>>730548341What’s top left?
>>730582352One of the Gears games.
>>730582223G1:>lore became a mess of parallel dimensions, OCs and nonsense>figures became repetitive in design and the joints had severe structual weaknesses and cracked easily - in fact, they redesigned them not to be more durable but so they would still work after being crackedG2:>complete mess of reveal and curation - the whole thing was supposed to be a huge surprise but leaked like half a year beforehand, most of the short web-cartoons that were supposed to be released weekly were all dropped at the same time, errors on the main website and promo images everywhere (Onya instead of Onua, poorly cropped CGI images and shit like that)>budget was allocated to complete nonsense like promo masks made of pure gold>tried to pander to a community, the rabid G1ers from sites like BZPower, that actually hated the new building system>lore got dumbed down to the point where the guy who was tasked to write the books had to make up even basic stuff like character names>was axed by Lego's higher ups before the sales numbers of the first wave came in - the Netflix show animators were caught by that decision mid-development and literally had to end it with pic-related>got somewhat replaced by butt-ugly Star Wars figures that were also cancelled with two announced sets with prototype images being dropped
>>730583284This has to be a mod.
>>730550767LMAOOOOOOOO
>>730583174So first generation lacked a strong focus while the product line outlived the tooling, and the second gen was a mismanaged nostalgia bait cashgrab attempt?
>>730574482Didn't he say he has like 22 kids, or something like that?
>>730551262Strongest Norse character lol
>>730583174I can't believe there are people who kept caring about fucking Lego toys for little kids. Bionicles were cool when I was like 8 yo, but I quickly grew out of playing with toys like that. I forgot that stuff even existed until recently when I discovered the autismal "lore" adherents of that stuff.
>>730570292Women can't stay with their mouths shut
>>730583284Sweden yes!
>>730583743And here you are arguing about video games on /v/.
>>730582287Kinda unrelated, but i can respect LoL for at least justifying divercity in their lore, most of the main factions have an universe explanation for why there are nigs and browns among them.Piltover is a trade city, Damacia is a kingdom founded by refugees from all over the world, and Noxus just conquers people. At least someone thought about anthropological reason for making fantasy calfornia. Same can't be said about 99% of moders fantasy setting. Why are there niggers and browns in azeroth? Like there no tropical human kingdoms even? Where did they come from?
>>730574635stop insulting AI retard
>>730583442it is, this fag has been spamming it for weeks
>>730583284Why would women be the one that's doing the experiment when they have to give birth and raise the half-slave child themselvesMen can just pump his load on a slave, and forget that he impregnated them
>>730584875Probably burned by The Light.
>>730552205How high off of your own farts do you have to be to think your literally who new IP is going to be the next big multimedia universe?
>>730568389Awkwafina and her consequences.
>>730551784ŚWIETNIE!!!
>>730587000>Jesteś kurwa NEO! Czad jak chuj! Kino
>>730553754That dude seems pretty badass
>>730556068Why does the negress look like the "mommy said it's my turn to play" kid
>>730577392>crime in progress
>>730550767jeeez the sexual tension just fuck already omg
>>730579075You'd think they'd realize that sooner when every game they made for said crown either underperfomed or flat out bombed. Being an executive at a video game company is like being a Looney Tunes character: you fall for the same stupid shit all the time even though it's obvious what will happen if you go ahead and do said stupid shit
>>730569397>its story also falls apart after the first half.Nah I thought Heavy Rain s story was entertaining from start to finish. I never saw the twist coming despite int. fags saying it was obvious. I'm surprised I got the best ending on a blind playthrough. Thought I'd choose the wrong address to go to after doing all the trails with Ethan
>>730555072>>730555147>>730555208>demons aren't re-
>>730578148>character select screen
>>730588378She's really fucking hot and Doom guy should've mating pressed her. Why can't devs ever subvert expectations like that?
>>730574043Brazil is never beating the accusations
>>730574694This has to be fake right? Like a mod or edit or something.... right?
>>730574043>>730574203What are the chances this was funded by USAID?
>>730574776>murdering a man in cold blood and calling it fun is a yass queen moment todaygrimamerica must burn
>>730574043>>730574203Too bad those are some of the ugliest character designs I've ever seen
>>730574201Yeah no this shit was 100% on purpose
>>730556068Why do they ALWAYS RUIN giantess scenes.
>>730573801Death Penalty.
>>730552136How the fuck does this go through approval of a japanese man?
>>730548232Modern cringe in the past 10 years is women with their eye whites showing too much and baring their teeth to show how POWERFUL they are instead of looking like mentally ill schizos.
>>730551312>teleports into you
>>730555208>>730555147>>730555072If they really needed her and only her to play the main character why didn't they make her sign some clause forcing her to shut the fuck up before the release of the game? I don't know if she's the reason the game didn't sell, but she's definately part of it.
>>730550767This series has gone to hell, my god.
>>730570292How come you never see women brutally die like the last guy in the movies and games?