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ITT: Vidya cringe
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God I'm glad we're leaving this trash behind.
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>>730548341
We're in the "one step back" phase right now. I'm sure they'll be back at it in no time.
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>>730548232
Women are so ugly when the scream. It's like watching a grown man cry. Cringe AF.
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>>730549438
It will never be as prevalent as it used to be. Even normalfags (that play games) are wise to this shit.
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>>730549842
Is that a titan or something?
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:O
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>>730550767
The new Wallace and Gromit special looks weird.
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>>730548232
Heathen possessed by an unclean spirit
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>>730548341
I still can't believe top left is gears of war what the fuck happened?
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>>730550767
Is this real? Is this an actual scene from the game?
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>>730551447
Of course.
Is there a problem goyim?
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>>730548232
>>730548341
>I'M ANGY!! >:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( GRRRRRRRR!!
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>>730551447
By how terrible the character models are animated I too thought it was fanmade to take the piss, but no, it's real lmao
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>>730551618
Yeah, the animation is awful, but at the same time this does seem like the kind of thing the French would put in their game.
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this one
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>>730551312
What the fuck is this shit
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>>730551962
Classic.
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>>730551787
And I can promise you this guy has more money, popularity and friends than you'll ever have in your entire life. That's not a shot at you, it goes for me too. Some people just win the popularity lottery.
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>>730551975
The next big thing.
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>>730548232
Man this series really fell the fuck off
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>>730552136
Damn man. There's a difference between being "woke" and designing some of the ugliest fucking characters I've ever seen.
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>>730550767
This is like high school tier direction and camera work
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>>730551962
This is the culmination of /v/
Still the best. It's transcedental.
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>>730552254
Was this series ever really good? I feel like it was just a loud minority of socialites talking this game up but it was never really that popular, then the second one came and killed it entirely.
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>>730552136
>Yeah, this is what'll turn around our company.
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>>730552367
No, it's generic slop where a woman is "possessed" by "demons" as an analog to mental illness. The combat sucks and the puzzles also suck and turn into nothing more than moving senua to the spot where the big rune visually lines up.
I'm convinced 90% of sales are due to that YouTube going "OMG THIS IS ME THIS IS WHAT SCHIZOEFFECTIVE DISORDER IS LIKE"
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>>730551962
>mfw the Tetris one
Man, the TLOU2 days were fucking wild
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>>730552205
Oh, that, lmao. I can't believe people put money behind this, thinking it was going to become a thing.
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>>730551962
>nearly six years ago
time flies
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>>730548341
There was a trailer recently that had angry screaming woman, forget which game though
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>>730552136
they fucked up the mocap in that game so hard I'm convinced it had to be intentional, but retards solely fixate on muh Debra Wilson
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>>730551784
This thread isn't about vidya kino though
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>>730551312
Lmao, made my day.
>>730551784
Kino of the highest order and masterpiece of a game.
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https://youtu.be/4Ywa3MpxVyg
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>>730552205
Holy fuck THAT is what it plays like? I saw a copy for like $3 the other day and thought it can’t be a waste at that price. I feel differently now.
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>>730552148
>wow look at me, I'm so deep
anon, you're dumb
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It’s time yall chuds learnt that the real Roma empire was women, and the real Egyptians was women. England even always had dat woman king what ran the place for so long. Yall need to stop bein like that and pay her boy
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>>730552148
Knowing what I know now, I would rather die a kissless hobo then lose my ability to be a man like he did.
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>>730555072
>I can at least get the Stupid Fag award this year right?

>No we gave that to some other skank
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>>730554987
>>730555072
>>730555147
>>730555208
She looks like she knows how to please a man.
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>>730551784
There are people that openly claim they like this game.
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>>730552136
>last white man ever is brought out of cryogenic sleep
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>>730552148
>Some people just win the popularity lottery
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>>730550767
Anyone willing to pay money for a nigger samurai game deserves this.
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devs: lets force the players to slowly walk behind the players girlfriend on dates while they talk about boring shit for literally 20 minutes
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>>730551784
Indigo was great though.
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>>730550767
nigga what the fuck im dyin
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>>730551784
Cage Kino
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>>730549842
My skin almost shook off of my body from cringe watching the YT video of this. What the FUCK were they thinking? It's so bad and low-quality, even for Ubi
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>>730548232
OP's mom.
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>>730554987
>>730555072
>>730555147
>>730555208
I will never, ever play Ghost of Yotei after knowing that this is the actor for the main character
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>>730551962
Kek, do you have the archive link?
>>730551784
Soulful
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>>730556068
Is this a porn game?
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>>730555473
The first half of that game was quite intriguing, and retarded movie games with shitty (almost)-non-gamepaly were rather novel at the time. Unless you count FMV stuff.
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>>730556302
No, its the third homeworld game.
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>>730556302
It's Homeworld getting raped to death, so in a way it is
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>>730551962
Peak as the kids say
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>>730551962
my god, it's beautiful
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>>730551962
still more legal than AI deepfakes
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>>730551962
I did a frame in that : ) i'm such a cool 2016 oldfag anon
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>>730551860
it was made by canadians
the french made expedition 33
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>>730552281
>There's a difference between being "woke" and designing some of the ugliest fucking characters I've ever seen.
No there isn't
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>>730552205
To clarify: all of this shit already happened and came out. Most of the webseries and podcasts have less than five thousand views at best.
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>>730551784
Ah yes, pure unfiltered Kino.
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>>730551262
This was cringe, but Sindri appearing out of fucking nowhere and smashing the marble they put Odin in then disappearing again was based.
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a classic
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Sorry, but Hellblade is fucking based and the actress is a cute
>Senua is the player character and protagonist of the Hellblade video game series which consists of the 2017 video game Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice that marks her first appearance, as well the sequel Senua's Saga: Hellblade II. She is presented as a Pict warrior who experiences disturbances and hallucinations due to an undiagnosed mental disorder. As a result of Senua's internal struggle with her delusional beliefs, she is determined to travel to the Norse afterlife realm Helheim with the notion of rescuing the soul of her lover from the Norse goddess Hela following his killing by Norsemen invaders, which occurred prior to the events of Senua's Sacrifice.
>Created by a development team led by director Tameem Antoniades at British video game developer Ninja Theory, Senua was the product of extensive research efforts conducted by the team into various topics like Celtic history, Norse mythology, and mental disorders. Her appearance, in particular her facial war paint and braided hair clumped with lime, is based on a popular belief about the way Celtic warriors would have looked. Senua is played by Ninja Theory employee Melina Juergens, who was initially used as a stand-in for the character while the team were adjusting their motion capture techniques early in development. Encouraged by Antoniades to channel her own emotions into the context of Senua's struggle, Juergens became the team's final choice to portray the character even though she had no prior acting experience.
People that lump it along with all this other slop are mindless golems
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>>730551604
That rigor mortis hand lmao
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>>730552205
Unknown indeed
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>>730550419
Yeah, it's a real Assassin's Creed Shadows crossover with Attack on Titan.
It was only available to play for like a month.
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>>730554987
>>730555072
>>730555147
>>730555208
What the fuck is her problem?
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>>730548232
I don't know about the rest but that Hellblade 2 trailer is them showing off how realistic their realtime facial animation and rendering was.
I remember thinking at the time that the face paint made it easier because it hid the imperfect approximated subsurface scattering that makes realtime CG skin look too waxy.
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>>730563849
Dude, Tameem was the guy that made Donte and was already hated on /v/

> But Donte's game is le actually good

nah, you have shit taste
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>>730564974
Don't give a fuck how shitty his games are, he's fucking based and makes decidedly unpozzed games.
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>>730551787
What's he sperging out about?
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>>730552136
First girl is ugly cute and I will die on that hill
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>>730565171
>five people with swords
>stare and beg and wait for death

Glad I skipped this
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>>730551784
He's literally me!
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>>730550767
Yasuke's facial animations suck ass
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>>730555208
What's the context behind this one? Homie on the left looks so uncomfortable
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>>730551784
This starts out really fucking good like actually well done noir psychological thriller mystery and then its just this after going to the fortune teller.
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>>730565171
>anons point out how stupid this is
>"N-NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND CHUD... THIS IS A HECKIN MOVIE REFERENCE AND UH UH...."
Man that was the weirdest fucking cope I've ever seen
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>>730565597
Invited her to play D&D. Homie on the left has to laugh and pretend because his paycheck depends on not pissing off guests.
Not much else to it.
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>>730565171
Absolute cinema as scorsese would say
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>>730551784
Beautiful love letter to campy point and click games. Cage’s only good game.
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>>730548232
I can't believe this tech demo was sold as a "game" It's literally just 4 hours of walking while cringe voices play.
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>>730565361
In NH if you have an open villager spot a random one has a chance of popping up in the shitty randomized island visit that you're able to do with tickets that you get from basically gacha dailies. The text boxes and loading screens are excruciating. What that little flapping nu-male did was go back and forth 505 times for a specific villager. It's basically shiny hunting. He spent ages for a skin that literally does nothing different instead of just injecting. Every villager with the "lazy" personality acts exactly the same. It's entirely against the initial appeal AC once had. These mutants had a massive hand in raping the series but I digress.
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>>730565171
I like how /v/ briefly pretended to like this game to shit on AC Shadows.
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>>730548232
I’m glad that I have no idea what this is.
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>>730548232
If she was bloodifng through her eyes i wouldve understood it
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>>730566524
I know it's that critical role thing, but why is she on the table? Is her character a retard like her?
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>>730551784
Last 15-20 minutes of this game was clearly a Cage mind trip while on some acid
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>0:18
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>>730555208
When did the new pet change from "powerful black woman" to "quirk chungus ugly asian women"? I swear every AAA dev has decreed ugly asian women are their new pet project and they have to insert one into every game.
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>>730552367
First game was pretty neat. Didn’t bother with the sequel. Game didn’t need a sequel.
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>>730552254
fell off from what, retard? it was always gay garbage no one played.
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>>730565448
I agree and she'd be perfect if she had a huge rack on her.
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>>730548232
DMC4

https://youtu.be/QAAAwKVlFr4?si=6ONcjMpBvg-2jkyH
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>>730568117
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>>730568820
I'm not watching your video, Paco
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>>730552205
Damn, that is honestly depressing. They put all of their hopes and dreams in this, and it was all for nothing.
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>>730569163
Rewatch the cutscene again. Maybe that'll dissipate your depression.
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>>730555473
it's cool when it's just mystery before the superpower shit happens
same thing as heavy rain. that game doesn't go as insane, but its story also falls apart after the first half.
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>>730563165
This isn't cringe. Its disgusting and embarrassing.
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>>730548232
Why are you so mad at this
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>>730569620
are you autistic?
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>>730568915
Who cares, the world doesn't revolve around you
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>>730569712
You care, Paco. That's why you posted a video with 140 views in this thread and spammed it on twitter.
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>>730569657
you can't be on this website if you're not.
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>>730569885
Then just don't watch the video. If you're already stalking the video its pretty clear that you already watched it. Who cares if some autist is mad? Mom didn't buy you enough tendies?
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>>730548341
why are they like this
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>>730552765
all of them?
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>>730570292
Raised by wolves doesn't deserve to be packed among the rest of that shit, it was subversive about its BMWF lead pairing, feminism, and religion among other issues.
It was cancelled for a reason. RIP.
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>>730570234
Believe me, no one's stalking your video because no one cares about it other than you.
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>>730552657
They must think that realistic graphics=instant success.
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>>730570450
midwit poz is still poz
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>>730555072
>>730555147
>>730555208
She has cured my yellow fever.

>>730570292
Serious answer: Women are not physically strong and know this despite all the girlbossing horseshit they spout. They innately understand that their only hope in conflict resolution is to use their mind and words, therefore the true depiction of female power fantasies is always centered around the mouth and/or mental powers as opposed to physical strength. It's why women don't actually latch onto physically strong depictions of women (these ironically appeal almost exclusively to men) and instead prefer characters that are physically weak and yell or scream to get their way (just like in real life).
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>>730571127
>Serious answer:
lol stfu retard (didn't read)
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>>730565256
Wrong. He's pozzed with aids and left ninja theory to persue a degree in cock sucking.
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>>730551617
itoddler
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>>730548232
If my GF ever behaved like this I'd be packed and out the door in under an hour.
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>>730555750
people are still making threads about this game pretending it's "secretly good actually"
do not believe their lies.
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>>730571038
>Atheist faction brainwashes femoid murderbot and gives it the ability to support and raise life in its fake womb
>Pairs it with a black slave bot
>Despite their assignments the fembot constantly walks into every parenting and relationship problem that arises when a family is matriarchal (with some meta commentary about interracial marriages not working)
>Fembot gives in to violation from a superior entity despite her insane power and ends up spawning the cosmic antichrist
>her affection for a violent nonhuman entity she raised almost kills an entire community of settlers
There's a lot more to it, too.
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>>730552136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkpS2Sdu2io
>>730555750
this is just every modern AAA game, sadly.
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>>730571127
Bayonetta?
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>>730567714
>/v/ briefly pretended to like this game
nigger those were paid advertisers they do that with all western games
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>>730571558
Oh you watch tv? The resident evil show, there enjoy the memories, bet you forgot about that.
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>>730565448
>>730568739
The term that you are looking for is "butterface" cute, but this would only apply if she had a nice body.
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>>730555147
You got issues with a chungus girl?
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>>730568704
anisa jomha
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>>730551784
This one crawled on one leg so Asura could extend one arm.
I liked it despite the jank. But I pirated it
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>>730552148
Good for him, I'd rather not be a faggot though.
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>>730573483
that doesn't track at all but yes, the RE show was one of the worst things i've seen to date.
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>>730552520
This is correct post
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>>730551975
The ultimate pajeet scam, making you scam yourself
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>The game follows the fictional story of a global pandemic that engulfed the world and is being ignored by fanatics who do not believe that the disease is real. It is up to the main characters, 4 common citizens adequately protected with gloves and masks, to deal with these fanatics and solve the situation with the force of their own fists.
>“Pulling no Punches is a Brazilian game with good gameplay and focused on the political and social message that expresses a collective revolt against denialism.”
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>>730551962
This is pure /v/idyakino and will probably will never be topped.
The fact that the people that hate us (Cuckmann and his ilk, Concord devs, etc) are the ones that makes us happy with the memes is poetic justice at its finest.
I miss bonk posting like you wouldn't believe
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>>730552148
That has nothing to do with looking like a complete faggot though
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you now remember the wetfart that was dustborn.
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>>730550767
Lol this better not be real, and if it is everyone involved should hang themselves right now.

Screenshot this post and email it to Ubisoft right now.
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>>730565448
Friendly reminder that this was the concept art and facescan model:
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>>730574043
The cringiest thing about it is that it's a Scott Pilgrim clone.
And Scott Pilgrim is just a clone of River City Ransom.
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>>730551962
i have one of these
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>>730552205
>this is where Bandai's Elden Ring profits went
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>>730550767
did they really put a jap getting ntrd plotline kek
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>>730551312
i don't know how to feel about myself, genuinely not being able to tell if this is a real video game product or AI
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>>730565448
>>730573675
She's homely. She's not a supermodel in terms of looks, but waking up to her face wouldn't be a nightmare.
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>>730550767
Looks like machinima.
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>>730550767
I gannod compede with brack cog...
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>>730552136
>wake up
>see this
>close your eyes and die
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>>730551784
Megakino.
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>>730555750
this game is saved cause shooting the zombies is fun. all the character and plot stuff is pretty bad cause its so basic and predictable.
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>>730550767
I dont believe this is in the game. There's actually no fucking way
nope. not real
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>>730550767
>Here's your Japanese-setting gayme, bro
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>>730574164
Ubisoft has been in the process of roping for awhile.
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>>730548341
Women literally can't keep their mouth shut
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>>730550767
>the absolute fucking STATE of ubishit
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>>730565572
He's supposed to be the most gorilla ape looking BBC in the game. I'm surprised Ubisoft, in their desperate bid not to be rayceest, has made Yasuke into a literal racial, caricatural stereotype.
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>>730575464
Terry Davis did nothing wrong
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>>730570292
Because to be able to force reality to conform to them is their power fantasy, and because it's ridiculous to portray a normal woman being so physically strong, they use depictions of psychic powers instead, and an easy way to show emotions associated is screaming.
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>>730565572
they mocapped george floyd's corpse
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>>730551784
10/10 game.
11/10 toilet scene
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>>730555208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvGGlySZymE
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>>730571558
Based Raised by Wolves bro. I agree that it's unfortunate it was lumped in with the rest of that webm, but just because the show was incredible doesn't mean it isn't a valid example of the trend. Even if it was the best use of it.
By the way Father was a much more responsible parent than Mother was and was the most likable guy in the entire show.
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>>730548232
This is clearly what happens when you try to market to a female nerd demographic which doesn't exist. I don't even mean it in a sexist way but women who get into video game development aren't like 99% of women so they have no skills to market to other women.

At least shut in coder nerds understood everyone likes sex appeal which is why games were prevalent with it.
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>>730551391
This clip is the thing I think of when I try to understand why people frown on gamers
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>>730576074
jesus
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>>730552136
reminds me of this
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>>730551312
What the fuck did I just watch.
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You jerks better not be dissing our vidya sisters now...
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>>730568389
Because they hired a shitload of them when they put out their diversity quotas. They never got the sheniquas and got weird changs. Yet none of them understand the demographic they are chasing is fuck all.
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>>730571439
People still defend this game and call it based while it has an obvious cuck plot (that was clearly cut part way through) and the MC is an anti-racist 1%er biker. Beyond retarded. Only good thing is Cope and shooting zombies.
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>>730563585
namdahs<
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>>730548232
Didn't this game take 8 years to make and instantly flopping because walking simulators went out of the style?
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>>730576252
only part one
I really need to find the interview again that they did with the main character's actress where she talks about how great the game and cool her character is while looking like as if she's close to tearing up and thinking "oh god, just what the fuck have I gotten myself into - I need to fire my manager...".
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>>730568389
Because when everyone told them they wanted hot japanese babes they left out the hot part and just put harlequin baby looking japanese trogolodytes out so they can go "UMMM THIS IS WHAT THEY WANTED THOUGH..."
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>>730563667
I hate that I immediately clocked this as the Broder frag movie
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>>730573675
>here's the term that would apply here but it doesn't apply here
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>>730576296
>that bulge
WEW
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>>730576296
is the right tranny wearing a diaper, why is their crotch so inflated?
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>>730574887
Why would you want to compete with The Burakku Kokku? Just give in, let it happen as it should.
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>>730574292
It's also hilarious just HOW little people gave a shit about it in general:
The bossfight video/ending for it with the highest viewcount sits at around 6000 - those things are normally in the mid-10.000s or 100.000s.
(also, a lot of them have another model of the player character inexplicably A-posing during the cutscenes, lol)
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>>730551784
you will never know how amazing to experience this back then zoomies
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>>730576074
Lmao, it's so insane, but you just know there WILL BE a number of autistic retards that devour the bait before them.
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>>730574348
>the two critters in the background going cheering their buddy on
kek
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>>730576242
But that's Yakubus Caesar...
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>>730551784
David Cage is an absolute master at sucking you into his games within the first five minutes and then the endgame is this shit. The opening to Fahrenheit is genuinely interesting, and then it turns into Bollywood Matrix.
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>>730577060
kill yourself
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>>730555208
I like how you can tell the people around her absolutely cant stand this shit but they cant say it out loud because at this more they're more like coworkers than friends
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>>730574694
Holy kino, it's like the Avengers!
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>>730574824
Good lord, imagine having to interact with people like that irl every day
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>>730577459
Reminder, her own sister did not invite her to her wedding. And she coped by farming for sympathy on twitter. They're both nepobabies, but Ogro de Yotei is so retarded, her sister did not want her around their rich guests.
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>>730568913
>that head movement tho
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>>730574694
>What Takeshi gon d-
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>>730574694
Why does this game look like it came out in 2012?
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>Explore hidden tombs and uncover powerful secrets! Defy danger as you race to discover forgotten artifacts and prevent nefarious forces from exploiting them! Race to unearth secret artifacts and forgotten truths in order to save them from the nefarious forces that would exploit them!

>In this officially licensed tabletop RPG you play members of the Truth Seekers: contemporaries of Lara Croft who strive to reveal long-hidden knowledge and thwart those who would steal and exploit artifacts for their own gains. It is a game of action, exploration, and self-discovery. Face perilous challenges and tough choices as you learn what it takes to be a hero.
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>>730577368
I still remember the first time I saw him suddenly develop matrix powers out of nowhere and backflip over two cops and start running on the roofs of cars before doing a super saiyan jump onto the top of a train
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>>730570292
Two of them are the same character in different media.
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>>730550767
What the fuck is up with the lips and mouths!? Like they don't look human. The weird ass shape. Actual asians don't have that damn odd looking slanted mouths. The fuck!? Is this on purpose!?
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>>730577624
>Progressives wanting to show a disabled character as athletic always resort to those prosthetic running blades
>Prosthetic running blades that are notoriously shit for anything except that, running
>Can't stand still, have to hop constantly to maintain balance
>Little to no contact surface for grip so would be terrible for climbing
>No ankle pivot so are terrible on anything that isn't flat ground
It's just the most empty attempt at trying to look like you're being inclusive.
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Does this count?
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>>730577769
Yes. Yes it does. Fuck me. /v/ could train an A.I on ((())) tier remake writing and probably make something on par with this if not worse. It's ridiculously easy to make content like this.
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>>730577769
I don't cringe, I am legit angry how widesread this retardspeak has gotten. Like...THAT just happened yknow? The Whedon dialogue? Get it? GET IT???
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>>730555607
Kek
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>>730548341
I remember that one year where 90% of the games announced at the xbox show featured some sort of strong female lead

Im so glad we're moving past this shit
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>>730552148
It's because he's sincere unlike /v/ which is poisoned by several layers of post-ironic irony.
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>>730555208
>>730555147
Thats a man.
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>>730577769
this just makes me sad
can women stop writing
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>>730548341
Raw, visceral... empowering!
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>>730551784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMCmZ0RQuLU
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>>730555208
*cures your yellow fever*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKMD4t2Dbl8
>Focus M
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>>730548232
The entire picrel, especially this:
> Fox decided to ditch Krystal because he feared he can’t protect her which is utter bullshit but whatever
> some flattering between the two throughout thr missions as if nothing happened
> he breaks with her again for the same reason, this time she runs away crying
> I shit you fucking not, she joined Star Wolf and dated a nigger
> her new colleagues laughing at her for being a race traitor
> she broke down and left Star Wolf
> now she became Samus wannabe
> depends on your choices, Fox will become a Captain Falcon wannabe
What a load of bullshit
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>>730577769
>this shit got a season 2
I hate Netflix so much
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>>730552205
>>730575801
I've never even heard of this. It sounds like an interesting idea, but the fact I didn't even hear anything about this from anyone says enough.
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>>730564974
>nah, you have shit taste
You replied to yourself in your own post
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>>730551262
kinda sad that the brothers storyline ends with one having their soul obliterated and the other eternally broken
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>>730577916
A woman didn't write this.
It was a jeet.
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>>730563585
>heard you've been talking shit like I wouldn't find out
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>>730566919
Damn, tendies really fell off.
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>>730556223
as someone who really liked tsushima, I also did not play yotei for the same reason, absolutely hideous character
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>>730568389
White guys proclaiming that we like asian women since white women jumped ship
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>>730552136
same energy
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>>730575801
When have these sort of multimedia ideas ever worked? Specifically, when a project starts with the specific idea of being multimedia, as if the actual core content was secondary. Everyone wants their own Star Wars to milk to death but no one seems to realize you can't just jump straight into the end as though you already have a fanbase who's willing to put up with this crap.
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>>730578065
I dont believe you
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>>730574201
Honestly if I was the model I would sue.
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>>730578167
>When have these sort of multimedia ideas ever worked?
Bionicle
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>>730552136
>man gets his isekai wish fulfilled but promptly kills himself upon arriving at the other world
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>>730574203
>LET'S COMMIT VIOLENCE AGAINST PEOPLE WE DON'T LIKE
>THAT'LL SHOW PEOPLE WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS

i am baffled and amused
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>>730563849
No, it isn't. I don't care about its development story or the actress. The game is bad and devs should feel bad.
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>>730577967
So she's 100% a lesbian right? Like I can't imagine anyone that looks like this is straight.
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>>730574482
It would be incredibly kino if he had some crazy test for his inheritance like old monarchs used to for their kids and they'd have to fight and kill each other
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>>730578285
Yes, even has bruises on her arms in some of the webms.
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>>730578336
Do lesbians have a lot of bruises on their arms?
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>>730578229
I hope the game explained how the deadly disease vanished when the Ukraine war started, and the flu came back after being absent for 3 years
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>>730578171
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adi_Shankar
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>>730550767
There is no way this is real, if it is I have to play this game, hopefully it gets cracked.
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>>730577392
Subtle references in vidya
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>>730563849
Based, Senua is cute as fuck and the game isn't a feminist girlboss game or anything, it's about a schizophrenic woman fighting demons in her head with a backdrop of celtic culture, though you can dislike it for being a cinematic game if you want. Haven't played the sequel yet.
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>>730577392
>Crime in progress
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>>730578274
Started the game in VR recently.
The mental illness/schizo stuff with the voices feels like as if I'm having Niconico video-comments for it whispered into my ears.
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>>730578229
>>730578384
Says the board that spends hours crafting wojaks of violence against trannies.
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>>730578549
Nobody on /v/ claims to be a good person.
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>>730578457
It is real. The game uses both real-time and cinematic cutscenes. The real-time ones have some of the worst fucking animation ever, while the cinematic ones look way better. I'm actually enjoying the game itself, but I got it on sale and knew full well not to expect a masterpiece. Still the closest thing we have to Tenchu at the moment though.
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>>730578384
I hope it explains how a deadly virus stopped existing for a few weeks so people could protest against American police brutality! Very considerate of it.
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>>730578534
>TESEO-HAMEHA!
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>>730578217
Did Bionicle start off with this same idea of rather than make one piece of content and naturally grow to multimedia franchise, let's instead take that one piece of content and chop it up across five different media avenues? I remember it was popular for a while but I never got the feeling that it was trying to be some big interconnected thing.
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>>730578614
Look, it may be a deadly virus, but it ain't a racist nazi virus.
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>>730578613
Is that girl that Japanese guy's wife or girlfriend? Didn't expect it to be so blatantly antagonistic and weird, there would never be a video game where a white main character flirts with another guys girl in front of him like that and it is played off and reacted to like that, it would just seem disrespectful and make the white guy look like an asshole and the girl seem terrible.
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>>730578745
No, those two are the ''comic relief'' duo stooges, and baldy has a crush on the girl.
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>>730577769
Oh fuck off, DMC was always cringe. It was never meant to be taken seriously.
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>>730578652
Right out of the gate in 2001 you had the figures, comics, CD-ROMs that came with the figures and cereals, the Mata Nui online game and then the first movie and novels in 2003 - hell, IIRC, they flat out had plans to turn Bionicle into something like a subsidiary brand detached from Lego with only a small disclaimer on the packaging mentioning that it's made by them.
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>>730578745
The girl is Naoe, the main heroine. The black guy is Yasuke, the main hero. The other two Japanese dudes watching are just a couple of thieving idiots that Naoe and Yasuke were trying to train, leading to them getting into a friendly match where this cutscene happened.
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>>730578167
Star Wars Shadow of the Empire

I mean thats cheating by being star wars in the first place
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>>730552136

Man, the first half of the 2020s was fucking disaster to AAA vidya. Im glad devs are finally realizing that the twitter crowd dont actually play vidya
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>>730555072
>>730555147
>>730555208
Lack of bwc caused this
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>>730578864
Didn't know that, always assumed it was just Lego's little experiment into early 2000's edge that quickly grew into all that other media.
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>>730552313
>>730577727
it's supposed to be theatrical and anime

>>730551312
I completly forgot about this game.
I remember a thread a week ago where people called HighGuard Concord2 and other people corrected them mentioning Hyenas, Battleborn, Forspoken, Redfall, Suicide Squad but I everyone forgot about that disaster.
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>>730548341
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
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>the Miyeon spammer now has his own dedicated schizo
Congrats, I guess.
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>>730579778
Please don't post scat in /v/
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>>730579592
The whole effort and pre-production that went into it was kinda insane.
All the stuff like the island being a face of a giant robot that was revealed years later was already planned from the very beginning and as for the product itself, they even played with ideas like having dedicated vending machines for them since the Slizer/Throwbot-days.
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>>730552136
Japanese people made this btw.
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>>730555147
>>730555208
Powerful.
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>>730580414
It's never pretty when the japanese try to make a game specifically to appeal to the west. The PS3 era was particularly bad for them.
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>>730577368
I admire the man's love for Matrix where every his game ends up becoming Neo.
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>>730552136
Was a good Thread
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>>730563849
Anon please. No one on /v/ has played this game. They just got scared at a trailer meant to showcase facial expressions and have ptsd from that moment ever since.
It's extra retarded and ironic because yeah Senna and her actress are pure white cuties and super pretty but that is /pol/roach retardation for you.
I really liked how the 2nd game made the leap to not just repeat the first but instead has Senna live with what she conquered as ability and then draw a line to liken local small religion to mass psychosis. A shared mental illness in reaction to unexplainable nature phenomenons that create gods between the shared mindspace.
It's really clever and well executed but of course in todays 4chantwitter internet you can't talk about it because you got /pol/roaches yelling from one side and on the other you got snoyggers taking a speedrun as real playtime and equal that time to bad.
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>>730563849
>the actress is a cute
Nah man, those psycho eyes give it away. You'd be the first clueless cunt to jump in the water when you hear the siren's call.
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>>730578381
Yes, they get them during raping non-lesbo women. However, this kind of rape tends to be handwaved away by the rapees themselves. Anyway, that's how butch lesbos get scratches and bruises on their arms.
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>>730551784

atmopheric
mid 2000s
supernatural
detective
chunni
dark urban fantasy
kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcryyvQAqc8&list=RDjcryyvQAqc8&start_radio=1
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>>730580792
>Anon please. No one on /v/ has played this game. They just got scared at a trailer meant to showcase facial expressions and have ptsd from that moment ever since.

We all know these have an in-universe context. It's just that:

1. They decided to portray it like that. Other series, such as Evangelion have characters having breakdowns but show them differently.
2. They put it in the trailer.
3. It ever so happens to coincide with media portraying women as unfeminine as possible.

We know what's going on so don't play coy. Big media projects in the west are made by social media addicts to further social media discourse and to impress their twitter friends. And the most pro-feminist thing you can do is to portray women as aggressive and masculine, so that you are deconstructing femininity.
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>>730548341
I get the others, but literally what's wrong with Sejuani? Are you gay or what?
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>>730581875
>le multi-ethnic vikangz
Fuck off with this shit already.
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>>730577769

burn america already
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>>730577996
Doesn't that game have alternative endings?
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>>730581995
You also can't help but realize that if Sparda was a woman the DMC netflix series would be glazing her. It's only because Sparda is a male that even an obviously heroic self-less act gets neutered and treated with distain and irony.
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>>730581995
It makes sense. Sparda was revealed to be a literal gachimuchi Hard Gay BDSM enjoyer.
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>>730581995
Go ahead and try, thirdie.
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>>730580232
>>730579592
Why did Bionicles die?
Ninjago cheaper to make?
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>>730581930
>multi-ethnic
Freljord is the less diverse place in Runeterra, they only have nordics and eskimos. Pic related is the least white you can get in Freljord. Fuck off to Piltover.
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>>730548341
What’s top left?
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>>730582352
One of the Gears games.
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>>730582223
G1:
>lore became a mess of parallel dimensions, OCs and nonsense
>figures became repetitive in design and the joints had severe structual weaknesses and cracked easily - in fact, they redesigned them not to be more durable but so they would still work after being cracked

G2:
>complete mess of reveal and curation - the whole thing was supposed to be a huge surprise but leaked like half a year beforehand, most of the short web-cartoons that were supposed to be released weekly were all dropped at the same time, errors on the main website and promo images everywhere (Onya instead of Onua, poorly cropped CGI images and shit like that)
>budget was allocated to complete nonsense like promo masks made of pure gold
>tried to pander to a community, the rabid G1ers from sites like BZPower, that actually hated the new building system
>lore got dumbed down to the point where the guy who was tasked to write the books had to make up even basic stuff like character names
>was axed by Lego's higher ups before the sales numbers of the first wave came in - the Netflix show animators were caught by that decision mid-development and literally had to end it with pic-related
>got somewhat replaced by butt-ugly Star Wars figures that were also cancelled with two announced sets with prototype images being dropped
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>>730583284
This has to be a mod.
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>>730550767
LMAOOOOOOOO
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>>730583174
So first generation lacked a strong focus while the product line outlived the tooling, and the second gen was a mismanaged nostalgia bait cashgrab attempt?
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>>730574482
Didn't he say he has like 22 kids, or something like that?
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>>730551262
Strongest Norse character lol
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>>730583174
I can't believe there are people who kept caring about fucking Lego toys for little kids. Bionicles were cool when I was like 8 yo, but I quickly grew out of playing with toys like that. I forgot that stuff even existed until recently when I discovered the autismal "lore" adherents of that stuff.
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>>730570292
Women can't stay with their mouths shut
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>>730583284
Sweden yes!
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>>730583743
And here you are arguing about video games on /v/.
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>>730582287
Kinda unrelated, but i can respect LoL for at least justifying divercity in their lore, most of the main factions have an universe explanation for why there are nigs and browns among them.

Piltover is a trade city, Damacia is a kingdom founded by refugees from all over the world, and Noxus just conquers people. At least someone thought about anthropological reason for making fantasy calfornia. Same can't be said about 99% of moders fantasy setting. Why are there niggers and browns in azeroth? Like there no tropical human kingdoms even? Where did they come from?
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>>730574635
stop insulting AI retard
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>>730583442
it is, this fag has been spamming it for weeks
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>>730583284
Why would women be the one that's doing the experiment when they have to give birth and raise the half-slave child themselves
Men can just pump his load on a slave, and forget that he impregnated them
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>>730584875
Probably burned by The Light.
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>>730552205
How high off of your own farts do you have to be to think your literally who new IP is going to be the next big multimedia universe?
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>>730568389
Awkwafina and her consequences.
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>>730551784
ĹšWIETNIE!!!
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>>730587000
>JesteĹ› kurwa NEO! Czad jak chuj!

Kino
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>>730553754
That dude seems pretty badass
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>>730556068
Why does the negress look like the "mommy said it's my turn to play" kid
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>>730577392
>crime in progress
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>>730550767
jeeez the sexual tension just fuck already omg
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>>730579075
You'd think they'd realize that sooner when every game they made for said crown either underperfomed or flat out bombed. Being an executive at a video game company is like being a Looney Tunes character: you fall for the same stupid shit all the time even though it's obvious what will happen if you go ahead and do said stupid shit
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>>730569397
>its story also falls apart after the first half.
Nah I thought Heavy Rain s story was entertaining from start to finish. I never saw the twist coming despite int. fags saying it was obvious. I'm surprised I got the best ending on a blind playthrough. Thought I'd choose the wrong address to go to after doing all the trails with Ethan
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>>730555072
>>730555147
>>730555208
>demons aren't re-
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>>730578148
>character select screen
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>>730588378
She's really fucking hot and Doom guy should've mating pressed her. Why can't devs ever subvert expectations like that?
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>>730574043
Brazil is never beating the accusations
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>>730574694
This has to be fake right? Like a mod or edit or something.... right?
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>>730574203
What are the chances this was funded by USAID?
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>>730574776
>murdering a man in cold blood and calling it fun is a yass queen moment today
grim
america must burn
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>>730574043
>>730574203

Too bad those are some of the ugliest character designs I've ever seen
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>>730574201
Yeah no this shit was 100% on purpose
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>>730556068
Why do they ALWAYS RUIN giantess scenes.
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>>730573801
Death Penalty.
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>>730552136
How the fuck does this go through approval of a japanese man?
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>>730548232
Modern cringe in the past 10 years is women with their eye whites showing too much and baring their teeth to show how POWERFUL they are instead of looking like mentally ill schizos.
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>>730551312
>teleports into you
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>>730555208
>>730555147
>>730555072
If they really needed her and only her to play the main character why didn't they make her sign some clause forcing her to shut the fuck up before the release of the game? I don't know if she's the reason the game didn't sell, but she's definately part of it.
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>>730550767
This series has gone to hell, my god.
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>>730570292
How come you never see women brutally die like the last guy in the movies and games?
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>>730570292
>"a woman is speaking. be quiet and listen"
>head explodes
What did tehy mean by this?
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>>730589785
Ubishitters only ever made one good game - Heroes V. I believe it was some happy accident, because they returned to form, went and completely fucked up Heroes VI and VII (yes, those actually exist, unfortunately).
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>>730590286
V kino was made by Nival.
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>>730574348
Elex was so janky and godawful but i really liked the jetpack implementation
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>>730574482
He uses roll threads to name his kids?
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>>730551618
that game was 100% some sort of money laundering scheme.
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>>730590689
1 was good despite all of its retarded quirks
2 was just pure shit
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>>730551787
I hate this fag so much.
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>>730590664
Yea, reminds me that this time, Ubisoft was just the publisher. It was too kino and clearly made by people who played III.
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>>730551784
Carla was so fucking cute, why can't I have an investigator gf? ;_;
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>>730589361
They're modeled after Brazilians after all.
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>>730590936
better with sound
https://x.com/firedragon/status/1064596940422356993
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>>730548232
Did this game ever come out? I remember the trailer like 5 years ago and then nothing
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>>730555208
This has to be AI holy shit kek
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>>730555208
The current state of the west in a single webm
fantastic
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>>730591054
Yep. Two years ago.
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>>730571127
read it and agreed with everything
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>>730574482
>XAEA-XII
i would straight up kill myself if this was my name
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>>730548232
visible gumb when speaking is a sign of in-breeding
just so you know
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>>730589715
Her appearances in critical role are way older than GoY.
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>>730551312
What even is this game
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>>730592005
My sister has that but I dont
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>>730556068
I love how she looks like a female version of the chud wojak
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>>730591054
It came and went. Nobody cared, not even journos
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>>730587718
You have to remember the developement cycle takes a long time
The average game released in 2026 went into pre production in 2023
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>>730548232
>>730548341
THE EMBODIMENT OF THE FEMALE RAGE...
hear them ROAR, chud!
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>>730574043
Now I understand why years ago people used to break fluorescent lightbulbs on fags around here.
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>>730592573
they can roar all they want in the breastmilk farm
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>>730550767
>that fucking zoom in on his face
every time
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>>730548232
This is what it must feel like when those stunning and brave retards intiate yet another haka in the NZ parliament
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>>730592938
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH initiated
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>>730550767
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>>730592613
Why'd they stop? They upgrade to bricks?
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>>730574694
Good fucking GOD no wonder ubshit is bankrupt when they put shit out like this.
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>>730593080
The worst part is that you don't even fight it, you just run away and it either gets crushed or trapped.
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>>730593143
UNDA DA SEA
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>>730550767
Wut lil Tanaka gon do?
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>>730593143
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>>730548341
Are we, anons? I see some pots here about that. Are studios wising up or what? TLDR me - I was busy playing retro games, Dota 2, working out and learning music
I've seen some optimistic posts here -that true?
That sounds good
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someone post that joker dancing webm
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>>730591162
Many people wish "it" was just an AI creation, not existing in reality. Including her sister.
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>>730591763
Sounds like a badass name for a giant robot prototype.
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>>730593586
https://streamable.com/u4k9nn
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>>730568062
Orion got un-person'd for much less
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Can't believe no one posted this
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>>730593819
Don't remind me. It never happened in the canon FFVII Universe and let it stay that way.
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>>730593145
>>730550767
>>730574694
I think the worst part of both of these are not only the cringe writing, but the fucking animations. They're so robotic. Like, what the fuck happened? Even from what I remember, Mirage wasn't that bad with its animations and didn't even look as bad. Someone took a look at this entire game and just said 'Yeah, that's good, fucking ship it.'
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I hate to be like this but the cause is leftism
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you now also realize that one of her horns is a crystal prosthesis for diversity-maxing
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>>730593819
This is bad but not nearly as bad as some of the other shit in this thread. The better one would be cloud dancing like an idol in the first game.
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>this will surely sell our game
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>>730594115
>How is this gonna help us sell soap?
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>>730550767
wtfff i looked this up and it's real. the other shit I saw is so embarrassing as well. here's your Ubisoft game
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>>730594152
Soap?
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>>730593957
>dramatic dinner table argument ends with an awkward silence
>"I know she's your mother but I don't like her"
underrated line
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>>730594115
why would I want to play as myself what the fuck. games are escapism, I'm trying to forget this shit life
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>>730574165
She was 100% in the right here
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>>730594434
I refuse to believe anyone aside from faggots like BG3. The game is so repulsive.
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>>730548232
These games were fucking terrible. People saying they were good because le wear headphones and you le hear goverment slop med voices in your ears.

Wow amazing.
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>>730550767
Jesus christ Assassins creeds story from like 1 to 3 were really cool. This is fucking pathetic
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>>730551784
How's this any different than the absolute shit released today with button prompts that are praised.
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>>730596097
lol
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>>730594434
sidequests in BG1/2
>childlike demon from the Nine Hells lost his hellhound puppy, needs you to find it
>powerful lich wants to resurrect, needs you to help track down his body parts
>some dude picked up a cursed sword and it made him slaughter his entire family
>wizard lost his cloak back in his isolated iceberg prison, sends you there to get it for him
>two wizards are fighting over a dryad, one wants to waifu her, the other wants to dissect her
>a portal to another dimension suddenly appeared in the ghetto, go check it out

sidequests in BG3
>look at these disgusting monsters fuck
>please help me kill my abusive ex x10
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>>730574694
Wait is this some mod, or fake thing or some dlc crossover lmao
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>>730587718
It makes sense when you realize these execs are being handed million dollar checks to make their games gay as fuck on purpose via DEI initiatives from a billionaire hedgefund.
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>>730578167
Pokémon.
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>>730550767
literal gmod faces jesus christ
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>>730593947
outsourced to 100,000 jeets
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I looked in /pol/ earlier and all the lefty clown videos made me seethe so I left.

I came in here and the video game world is in the same state.

Is there legitimately anything left in the world of media that isn't run by dei hires inputting their degenerate fetishism into things
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>>730552205
I hope this is one of the things the suits cited when telling Harada to eat shit and get lost
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>>730583174
You forgot to mention the maoris kicked up a fuss about the names and Lego bent the knee
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>>730556068
first giantess looks like El Donte
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>>730552136
I remember seeing g-man in Half Life 2 and being excited for the future because I could see his pores. Monkey pawed
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>>730577967
>ARE YA READY KIDS!!!
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>>730596594
ty
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>>730591763
kid should just call himself xavier and save the trouble
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>>730555147
Did a firecracker explode in her mouth? Her teeth look like they want to fly away.
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>>730583571
What was mentioned for G1 is stuff that happened after the story reached its true conclusion, they wanted to keep the story going despite no longer making products. The issues with the products started as early as 2007 and the guys in charge could not fix it
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>>730555208
Bro will never admit her wrank cunt was wafting its odor right into his nostrils. sad
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>>730593957
>her
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>>730581875
I fucking hate League cinematics. Literally all of them are all the same shit.
>Hot character that panders to asians
>Fighting monster character
>"OH NO ASIAN CHARACTER LOSING!"
>Oh but then he/she pops ultimate and has an epic comeback and wins!!
>Right before finishing blow cut to end
>Shitty music in the background

It's ultimate midwit food.
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>>730596569
That was near the beginning and no one gave a shit afterwards.
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>>730565862
One of the best intros to a game ever. It's so fucking good.
Then it's just 'okay'.
Then it's just 'wtf am I playing'.
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>>730548341
>>730548232
This is the results of promoting the weakest members of society for 3 decades.
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>>730555147
>>730555208
Reminder that this bitch is a literal nepo baby and her sister is the mayor of Berkeley, CA.
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>>730574694
>mfw watch gameplay and it's actually in the game
holy shit i thought it was a meme, how the fuck is this real
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The first concord
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>>730578407
he produced Dredd so he doesn't get hanged when the day of the rope comes.
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Why did they think this was a good idea.

This was the first big dominoe to fall in 2024 which started a chain reaction.
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>>730599169
I wanna make another billion dollar IP.
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>>730555208
>if you only knew how quirky things really were
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>>730565171
Man, this is SUPER downgrade to how Jin learned how to do his Ghost stance thing in the first game. Like, you had several hours of building up his rep by shanking Mongels, then cut off their leader's head as you have a small army at your back. That felt earned
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>>730550767
>literally soiboi basedfacing
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>>730599738
I think this game killed Kojima's career for good. Not even Geoff could shill him at the TGA anymore.
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>>730577581
It's refined reddit / resetera talk. Amazing how they perfectly captured it, but it wouldn't be difficult for those devs.
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>>730578041
friend made me watch it with him, it was so fucking shit
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>>730593113
cant wait for the mods
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>>730578167
Basically anytime they start off with idea of a multimedia thing it never really works out. You're right that it's just a case of everyone wanting an Uber franchise without understanding that these things start small and build up
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>>730599738
Anyone have the sloppy homo tentacle makeout from Death Stranding 2?
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>>730548341
>SoD3 is pretty much kill at this point
Imagine suffering under a hostile takeover from Microslop only to have your idea that's 20 years in the making getting swept under the rug for AIslop production. I don't even care about their BLM chasing bullshit of recent years but this shit plain fucking sucks. The first game was mediocre but still had enough potential to go beyond mystry meat simulator. It was essentially Rebuild and the Sims in a 3D format with some change.
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>>730555147
Does anyone have the drawing of this?
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>>730550767
Jews are the absolute enemy of the white race
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>>730594953
Majority of people can't handle the concept of a character existing on their own, with their own traits and personality. If the main character isn't THEM, then it's bad it's evil it's icky. They HAVE to self insert otherwise their brain goes apeshit. They have no inner monologue either.
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>>730551312
>what the fuck happened?
Dom died, everyone cried and they've been reeling ever since. No one really cared about JD, black fren and Kait. People would rather have more Marcus, Dom, Baird, Coletrain and Carmine family antics over this gay shit.
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>>730548232
How can CGI be a bad actor? How did they manage this?
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>>730601235
*of all mankind
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>>730599738
If I payed money and spent hours watching retarded cutscenes, only to get this, I would throw the ps against the wall then kill myself. I'm trans btw.
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>>730552136
>Not even the Woke faggots at ResetEra could take playing that game for an hour.
>He played the TERF game instead, betraying his own political views and showing them for the political prostitutes they are.
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>>730594152
When you realize Dove is also an ice cream company.
Im not kidding
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>>730550767
The entirety of Ubisoft Montreal should have been burnt down for this and the fact it did not happen is proof satan is real.
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>>730599738
I'm glad the first few hours of cutscenes and endless yapping in DS1 already filtered me, the faggots saying it was a comfy courier simulator were fucking lying.
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>>730601756
It's 100% a performed morality and periodically they outright admit it. It's about what you SAY in public rather than what you actually DO. But if even the most ardent believes can't actually follow their own rules, then what about the rest of society? Remember, they believe they're at the forefront fo a cultural revolution and "soon" they will in fact be the majority of people.

But if they can't even follow their own rules, it's just the King's New Clothes situation and destined to collapse.
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>>730599738
How do you go from zone of enders to this
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>>730556068

reminds me of that Dove commercial
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>>730599738
You got the one of the black dancing as well? That's a good one too.
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>>730594115
I don't understand. The blonde is an important character in Death Stranding 2, isn't she?
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>>730594115
>the UK
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>>730603910
It's the same scene.
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>>730599738
LA CREATIVITY DAD STRIKES GOLD AGAIN
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>>730548341
What's bottom right? They're all kinda hot if you imagine they're having a screaming seizing orgasm.
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>>730555147

She looks like she's about to tell me about the Lord Vessel
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>>730601656
Chink Bride of Frankenstein minus white streak in hair.

She can almost pull off a Rita Repulsa from old skool Power rangers lol.
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>>730594115
>I don't look like that
I never understood this fuckass line of reasoning until I read about that study Lego did with how boys and girls played with toys. Essentially, when boys played with a Batman toy, they pretended that they were Batman, and did all the things they thought Batman would do. When girls played with a Batman toy, they pretended that Batman was them, and had the Batman toy do all the same things they would do normally. It's a genuine psychological inability to roleplay.
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>>730604767
I always thought it strange how she was clearly an asian woman and how her mouth didn't line up with the dialogue. It was a glitch and I never pieced it all together.
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>>730604772
It's called empathy
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>>730604772
Vanity
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>>730594115
I stopped buying any Dove products because of this (yea they make male products).
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>>730594115
I'm genuinely curious as to WHY everything MUST be about the individual and their own representation and expressionism in media these day. Why is it always about "me! me! me!" Why can't we just enjoy the media as it is or from the perspective or those who came up with it? Do people just not have empathy? Are they incapable of thinking about anyone but themselves?
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>>730604924
>(yea they make male products).
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>>730552205
>scripted podcast
What?
Wouldn’t that just like, an audiobook at that point?
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>>730604574
Now that you mention it, bottom right looks like "Claire Creampie 2K 60fps" by Bulging Senpai. lol
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>>730599738
>hmm I need a funny scene in my movie, I mean game
>what do movies usually do nowadays?
>oh, of course! A random dance scene!
Bravo jima
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>>730605146
Bravo Kojima, this time Tokyo will burn in nuclear fire for sure!
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>>730556068
looks better than ant-man >to> giant-man.
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>>730595812
You have an option to kill these two disgusting creatures
Youre just like the wokes, you cant stand when games even give you the option to do things you dont like
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>>730569163
>They put all of their hopes and dreams in this, and it was all for nothing.
That's an insult to people who actually had hopes and dreams at one point. These cunts are just nepos riding the gravy train until the economy crashes with no survivors.
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>>730605610
He wasn't even talking about dialogue options, nice kneejerk response though.
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>>730605071
Mix of devs, VAs and whoever else they can wrangle together to fluff each other up for an hour. The background noise model works by the sheer level of saturation that's out there right now. I'm surprised radio hasn't taken to this approach already.
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>>730599834
Considering DS2 didn't sell well, you'd probably be right if he hadn't already lined up projects with Xbox (OD) and Sony (Physint).

I do think he's probably going to retire from game development after those games. He's getting older and I think if those underperform like DS2, then he really is finished.
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>>730605610
imagine shilling for gay beastiality like this.
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>>730599738
i liked death stranding but holy FUCK did it not need a sequel
the ending of the first game was already beyond self-indulgent
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>>730606047
Kojima's next movie-game is starring a troon, so he's being groomed by the media circuit now to set him up for praise and awards when it's released, then he'll retire a hero (to leftists).
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>>730606047
>>730606389
I wonder if Sony will cut his budget after seeing how E33 can win GOTY without facescanned D-list actors. Then Kojima will suffer withdrawal syndrome not being able to hire those actors to pretend to be his friend.
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>>730606597
>Then Kojima will suffer withdrawal syndrome not being able to hire those actors to pretend to be his friend.
That or he dials harder into gargling on the old jewish nuts for even more vectors into a dying industry. La Creativedad is pining for a place that barely exists anymore.
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>>730574043
>>730574203
What a strange game.
Never forget.



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