This game's existence is beyond baffling. Nobody even cared about the first one outside of “that game you rented for a weekend” or “your cousin happened to have it and you messed around for a few hours”

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Susie bro where are you

Also
>2 milliseconds

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Changing these out tomorrow night, last chance to get.

>>730550381
I'll be there in a few mins.

This game's existence is totally sensible. Everyone, upon playing the original, raved about it saying things like “that game you have lasting memories of, making sure to rent it every weekend” or “your cousin happened to have it and you made sure to set aside time for it as the main event”

>fell in the lava on both laps

Oops im shit

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this event is so fun

Damn, I should've kept beating your ass at the end there, lol.

Oh shit! The race war is on! I'm getting over, meanwhile bully that Rick!

Can’t play this or Star Allies because I made the grave mistake of not playing Squeak Squad so I have zero idea who Daroach is
I’ve played every other game besides SS
But because I haven’t played SS, I can’t play any of the crossover/celebration games

>>730551325
Daroachis a jeweish rat who stole Kirby's strawberry cake and doomed his species to be sistematicaly anihilated in a cosmic scale by the pink horror, all because he wished to steal a magical cricket pad. There that's all you need to know.

his a mouse

Holy fuck Susie what you did to Zero Two was fucked up

>>730549295
>>730549787
>>730550934
can i get more cute hamsters i dont have this game but i have a hamster

Can somebody give me some City Trial tips?

I'm often only getting like 60-70 patches per match which I know is pretty bad.

I'm doing the crystals/ruins in the cave, I'm going for the floating islands, etc, so I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong. Are there any people doing high level gameplay I should be watching on Youtube, Twitch, NicoNico etc beyond Mew2king?

>>730549731
It is like THE defining gamecube game everyone that downloaded dolphin to emulate gen 6 mutliplats downloaded.

Also if anyone else wants to host matches go ahead, otherwise I will alternate races and city trial. If people dont like the settings Im using let me know, idk how others feel about racing with health on but I think its fun

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>>730551778
70 patches is about the hard cap on how much you can gather unless the other players are retarded. If you want to pass that there's only one way to do it...

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>>730552121
Lololo and Lalala's special literally fucking me over with the bouncing mechanic. Damn thought I was in the clear.

CPU Lololo and Lalala... I kneel

>>730550763
Please upload a tits or ass design

SAKURAI

>disconned once more

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Oops, all Gigantes!

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>>730553742
I'm uploading the bottom 2 Parallel Susie's tomorrow at 5pm EST.

CPUs just drool and shit themselves when in the Gigantes fight

>>730549731
I cared.

>>730554056
That's why I kinda played less optional to help you guys take health off me. Then I got scared of actually losing...

>Kicked out once more.
Man, trying to play this during an event is impossible for me.

Who has the shitternet?!
HOLY. That was so badly laggy.

>>730554845
Cute

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Sorry for killing your machines fellow Susie's.

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Red Susie hours?

>>730555490
Kirby Air Riders needed at least one more female rider. Either Clawroline or Fransica.

MLX here. Need to do something for 25mins, then I'll be back if you're still alive.

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>>730550763
MLX, since I beat you fair and square on Galactic Nova using your combo, it’s only fair you upload the Scooter skin you were using.

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Dedede here, I'm taking a break. If you are still playing later I will return. If not then GGs I had fun

Paddock still up? I could do a few rounds.

>>730557140
When I left a few minutes ago there were still 5 others, they may be in a city trial or something rn

>>730557612
ok!

oh shit MLX I used to watch your wind waker bloopers video all the time years ago

I'm coming back.
>>730556736
I'm uploading that tomorrow at 5pm EST along side the Hop Star seen here:
>>730554038

Does the new event have a hat?

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>Communication error

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So this game is officially dead now, right?

>>730551657
Sauce?

bumparooo

>>730558329
Alright, how about a Transform Star skin? I’m starting to get the hang of it with my custom button macro for transforming.

>>730559019
People burned themselves out in the first month because they wanted to unlock anything. Still fun though.

>>730559438
Maybe some time in the future.
I'm ona break for now on making any more.

>>730558548
yes a hat (sticker)

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>>730559019
idk i play like every night

paddock status?

>Top Ride event
People play that shit?

>>730560090
Alive.

>>730560189
The speed up each lap is fun. Yes.
>>730560090
Currently 7 Riders.

Sorry about not joining Thursday, I ended up needing to pack for longer than I thought. I am back home from the LAN and will probably be around next weekend. I'm on like 3 hours of sleep and 2 Bawls into a headache.

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So apparently Japanese players have a tier list for City Trial

>>730560273
>Lololo and Lalala in C tier when they start off with some of the better stats
>Scary in A
This is straight up wrong

>Susie on Wheelie Bike going last
Yeah, I lose on this track this way.

>>730560736
Why would Meta Knight need the Sword ability...?

>>730560952
Scooter*

>>730560273
How is Waddle Dee better than Bandana Dee? The spear special has more utility since it helps him fly.

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If you lose to Parallel Susie you should be forced to work for her as a footslave, although I personally wouldn’t mind at all.

WHAT

Fuck, I should have changed my paper star out.
>>730561034
Waddle Dee has better base stats than Bandanna and Doo.

delet this, what the fuck did you do?

Susie Here, you guys literally carried me. I promise you wheelie scooter makes me lose here 100%.

I can't join the paddock for some reason

Team A...what the fuck happened to you guys?

WHAT IS HAPPENING ON TEAM A LOOOOL

>>730561108
Also go fuck yourself.

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>>730561239
I was stuck spectating until our last teammate got retired. He fell through the fucking floor into nothing for several minutes and got retired because laps wouldn't count.

>>730561239
>>730561295
Delete this decided to travel to the end of the universe instead.
Hopefully someone recorded.

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>>730561361
>>730561386
How? How could this happen!?

>>730561295
>>730561239
I shouldn't have used paper star...
>>730561361
Also this. For some reason, my game bugged the fuck out during the spectating phase. It completely booted me out of the lobby.

>>730561361
>>730561386
kek I thought they fixed that glitch on nova it's here too?

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>>730551747
it should be the opposite that's fucking disgraceful

Okay, Rocket Star is straight ass.

>>730560273
Fuckle joe at absolute bottom is retarded. Completely average stats with offense that high is undeniably good, especially combined with his native punch and projectile.

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>>730560273
>my main is in bottom tier
Not sure if it's me or whoever made the list who has shit taste.
>>730561225
No problem. I feel like I got carried by the other players that race as well.

Yeah team Rocky!

Okay, I'm changing my paper star.

Meta Knight....why?

Good work team!

>>730561984
I figured since everyone was in third I should be third too.

>>730561629
It’s terrible to get around the map with and collect patches, but it can be a really good late game switch for racing stadiums. It obviously needs a lot of charge stat compared to other vehicles. Uncontested at rail panic even without charge stat. If it’s a drag race with enough boost panels and rings you win compared to other top speed machines. If you have high charge not much beats it at short race and it can function at oval or lasers.

>>730561547
what i don't have a switch

>Communication error twice in a row
Well this sucks

Well, this kirby has to head to bed.

I got kicked

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Are amiibos enabled for the paddock? I want to retrain my Bandana Dee after last time since Rival Seeker doesn't seem the greatest style to have for him

>>730551747
just look up "kirby rick", should give you a good few results

oh god the fucking lag, its definitely gonna comm error

Hahahaha, how the fuck

I'm going to webm that shit later.

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>>730561386
Compressed as fuck, but here

>>730560273
my only real opinion on city trial is that MK might be the best character for it
>auto attack
>good mobility
>special resets his lift making it easy to reach the sky islands
>only downside is poor top speed

I'm back. My internet wiffed so hard.

Is paddock still alive?

Why is it set to 4 laps?
That shit was literally the exact same spots I was every single time without change. lol

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I had my anus clenched that entire race

i didn't realize health was enabled until i died
fuck

Alright, I'm out for the night
Thanks for the matches

Should I bring in the Amiibo for relay race or nah? Asking since one of the teams'd be at a clear disadvantage

Do people have to have Gigantes unlocked for it to show up online or is it just really rare

>tfw always late
I can't play for another hour fuuuuuuck

>>730565209
Pretty sure it's random. I saw it before even beating Road Trip. Same for Leo.

Clearly I should've had more faith in my little moron, damn

There is an event? What are the rewards? I cant get on atm

Last one for me, ggs

>>730565925
Yep, Top Ride but whenever the leader clears a lap everyone gets a top speed boost. No hats, just stickers, titles, and a license design

paddock status?

>Electric Ability wore off randomly 2x as fast right as I went into a straightaway to shoot a big blast at everyone

Yeah fuck you too.

>air glider event
>4/6 players are on tanks or bikes

Dogshit course to get for Timed and Retire

>>730566916
That just means the challenge it so get higher than the non-flyers

>>730549295
H5NP65
is another open paddock if wanted

>>730567617
Is something wrong with the current one?

>>730567617
Join paddock in first post, we still got like 7 people

I killed 5 people the round.
Wew.

I got a booking for the Kirby cafe for my Japan trip next month, I'm so excited, it's just a shame they don't have irl machine gummies yet

>>730567902
And yet although you killed me I still beat you at high jump (after picking up the wing star in litterally the last second)

Bull tank Taranza CPU is crazy

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>>730568093
I'm coming for you next City Trial.

Knuckle Joe supremacy for the WIN.

MLX is a cowardly nigger

FUCKING STAR MAAAAAAAN!!!

>Land on 1000 before MK
>MK lands on it 1 secs later
>Announcer sfx plays twice in a row and lose the 1000

Thanks online

>>730568960
Blame Miyamoto sorry small indie company who can't pay for better tickrate

AHAHAHAHA
LMAO
AHAHA
FEED ME
ALL YOUR STATS ARE BELONG TO ME

>cpu chose dust up
FUCK
OFF
LET ME HAVE TOTAL CHAMPION YOU FUCK GAME

I fucking hate the Jet Star.

>>730569457
>>730569564
That's what you get for bullying me

>>730549787
Is this the current paddok?

>>730569801
Yeah

>>730569608
just get lots of boost and fly anon

Susie cornered me in the alley with a confuse ray. It was very scary

I-I didn't know this would be the finale game. Fuck.

>unable to join because room is full
Did I just get cucked by an amiibo

Will there be another padlock tomorrow?

YUH
Nabbing first.
You fucks better not fail me now

I KEEP GETTING KEKED OUT OF FIRST I HATE NIGGERS AAAAAH

>The bumped ground made me stumble onto it and it stopped all my speed.
Man fix your bugged game.

Based Dedede finishing off with a first.

>>730570056
What is retard talking about

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I figured it out. The way you win at the top ride event is by simply not pressing any buttons past the second lap.
Too bad it was on the last race I needed to complete it.

>>730570484
If you're machine gets killed in the game you get killed in irl

>>730570502
easiest way to max the event is to pick lololo and lalala on wagon star

I'm taking a break for now, good games though I'll either join back later or next time

that was the saddest race ever....Good game, Halloween spider.

>>730571121
ggs

Blue Dedede here, I'm out for tonight. Very fun games, we should do these threads more often. Look at this group of beautiful freaks.

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>>730571375

>>730571445
Was good fun.
Hydra rape best rape.
Till next time you glorious borbs.

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>>730571445

I JUST GOT LASER RAPED WHAT THE FUVCK?!?!?

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lol

>>730572415
laser goes BBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTT lmao
get zapped nerd

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>>730549295
I got this game for Christmas but I have yet to play it

>>730572585
Not to sound like a shill but its really good. Chaotic as hell and feels like a souped up game from the Gamecube/PS2 era in a very good way

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>there are anons in this thread who fear Ze Hydra
Just uh...fucking GIT GUD????

>>730572585
Play it RIGHT NOW

My Internet provider decided 3am was a good time to reset my router for me. I'm done for now. Good games!

And swapping these out in 14 hours.
>>730550763

Had a blast. Thanks for the lels; I'm gonna blow my miles on custom machines before I hit the hay.

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>>730551716

>>730573772
Holy fucking RAPED
Poor Zero Two. He can never have a victory.

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All that’s really left is top ride rainbow rank but it’s sooooooooooo boring

Thanks for the games guys, some really good ones tonight

>missed another paddock
fuck ME

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>>730572415
I was shocked I tied with first place. I thought I'd've gotten second or so after this clutch laser.

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>>730574317
Now that I actually look at this while not in game. I've never actually once noticed the fucking scores are on the bottom left of the screen this whole time. 300+ hours of playtime...

Rest up well, Riders.

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>>730574317
I'm still seething about this. I feel defiled.
>>730574427
Nighty night!

>>730574427
kirby melee has them as well.
button pressers might as well, same for Gourmet race.

>>730574193
me too, i hate different time zones
really hope there's going to be another one in a few hours when im awake