Now: Hollow Knight: SilksongNext: Pokémon EmeraldStreams:https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwchttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730548064
>>730551650I'm in.
Close your eyes and Mike Matei is talking.
EIRA!
migged!
IM A HEADBANGA
ADIDAS
mig
It was me. I was the migger
miggan
It's nuts how this event, despite everyone seemingly hating it, is still going to rake in 2 million even after going for like 14 years. Meanwhile ESA is consistently struggling and broke. We will be watching this shit, in the same generals, in our retirement homes eventually. It will never die.
what the FUCK am I looking at
3 MILLION HOYPE
HOOYAHHOOYAH
>>730551769The Unmisgeneredable Troon
I dropped silksong
>>730551761Most of the runners will be dead in 5-10 years
Wait what the fuck this donation reader is she/her?
Silksong haters on the right. Me on the left
>>730551761Esa is not a money laundering scheme
>>730551769Funny enough, you're looking at someone who doesn't care to respect one's gender as they misgendered their own sibling live on stream.
>>730551851Me too, God willing
>>730551839i beat it but runbacks soured my enjoyment
didnt people wait years for this game to come out? and it finishes in an hour? and it looks like a 2012 humble bundle game?
>>730551769A beautiful woman
>>730551803>no char_bunny this entire eventi miss her smile...
>>730551826Magnus Hirschfeld with the bantz.
>>730551761ESA doesn't pocket 25% of donations+tip
>>730551769a hate crime
Do people really fall for these begging reasons I wonder? Give $9.99 because the game came out, why would I ever do that.
>>730551809
>>730551885I mean GDQ isn't either, no one fucks with the IRS especially not live on stream.
remember anonbugs are for hug, not for fug
>>730551769Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Gay bug boss
>>730551885>>730551976please explain how money laundering works
at this point people who think this is money laundering have to be baiting right? or retards not in STEM.
Troon flag of ultra comf
>>730551650
>>730552001FATPUTA
>>730551983juggling this shit was the harder than any boss
Degeneracy is allowed but if you say "hetero" you get banned
>>730552036>kike sells child into sex slavery>????>profit!
why do the bosses have no HP bars?
>>730552036
>>730551967Never underestimate stupid people.
>Not true ending runBoring, Lost Lace is the best fight.
>>730551984>IRS is unstoppable god memeIts no different from any other government agency staffed by lazy people who only do the bare minimum to not be fired
hornet willingly let herself be captured
>>730552120So you can fully immerse yourself in the ludo
Imagine having to focus with this mongrel screaming in the background
>>730552106every threadevery single fucking thread i come in and this fucking faggot just gives me this look
Benny Frank
>gdq used to have 250k viewers>its now getting gapped by a fucking peanuthow the mighty have fallen
TEN
TELL ME ABOUT THE BUGS, WHY DO THEY WEAR THE MASKS!
>>730552036If I'm priced out or dislike it then it's money laundering because the world revolves around me. MEEEEEEEE!!!!1
I just noticed he's using keyboard. Is that really better than gamepad?
>>730552245EVERYTHING WRONG WITH ME
TROBBIOOO
>>730552265Yeah, it was in HK too.
>>730552261factually true
This guy is good I hope he doesn't announce his hair is long cause he's transitioning
WE GOT POKEMON
i feel gdq quality has been mostly stagnant for like 8 years now. not much better or worse
THEATER KID MENTION
>>730552265>>730552315both for casual playing and speedtrooning, keyboard is a lot nicer
>>730552285More like TROONio get it because everyone is trans lmao
being trans is RADICAL!
despite the awful runs i had fun yapping with you guys this year
>>730552323Yeah it used to get a lot of passers by. The only ones left are the people really into speed running and those people also overlap with people who actually donate.That explains everything. No money laundering conspiracies necessary.
Instead of watching Trannymania, I'm watching Tanahashi retirement from last weekend. It's sad, lads
i normally get drunk on the final night to shitpost with the boys, but i couldn't even bother this time
>>730552387what did he mean by this
Didn't he say that he would get the bracelet 24 minutes in or did I misheard?
wow all these big donationsnothing going on there
There they are, the $1000 anonymous donations. Enjoy 50 more of them!
>>730552426how can he slap?
WHY ARE YOU YELLING INTO A MICROPHONE
>>730552387i dont get it
>>730552387qrd?
>>730552323yeah, watching games being broken by speedrunners for the first time was crazy but that novelty isn't really there anymore. especially when they rerun a lot of the same games like oot.
>>730552387What did they mean by this
>too tired to even make it to the beginning of pokemon for the initial wave of groaningsee you guys next time, enjoy the run haha
>>730552140Yeah, a shame. Carmelita and the climb up from the abyss are sick as well. Probably didn't go for it, since it'd be quite a bit longer.>>730552418>not a single lazy OPI'm so proud of you.
Anonymous sure is generous today!
>>730552418As always, friend.
>>730552426BasedI'm gonna be watching Maki Itoh's Stardom debut in a bit
>>730552429same
>>730552429This has zero to do with the marathon and everything to do with you getting old.
it's over, silkbros... we're not getting the incentive
>anonymous $1,000 donationsit beginsagain
>>730552418it's literally the only thing keeping me from dropping this shit entirely
>>730552383why do you lie?
>takes a week to hit a million>hit another million in a single day
>>730552431>>730552453>>730552454>>730552465the former FBI director James Comey posted a call to action to 86 (kill) 47 (the 47th president)
>>730552418These threads are the only reason I even engage with this event. If you guys are freaking out a run, that's how I know what to watch.
>chill commentary broken up by tards countingdam shame
>>730552451kekd
>>730552418as always
see you niggas next yearI usually skip SGDQ because I have stuff to do in summer, and ESA is lamebut who knows, might be back for thosestay safe
>>730552453Sakura sexo
>>730552586Tale as old as time
This has been kino I can’t wait to see the shiteating fags spamming ZZZ because they suck cock and swallow cum
>meet donation incentive>run ends 30 seconds later
>>730552561okay but he typed 8.6 which is objectively not 86
>>730552521In about 4 hours from now:>Wow guys we raised over 2.5 MILLION DOLLARS WOOOOOO WOW THANK YOU SO MUCH T**** R*****!
>>730552610Heck yeah I love counting down donation numbers to KICK CANCER'S BUTT
>>730552557first time here, eh?
>>730552521>The RPG Limit Break trauma-thon.Legit one of the weirdest things I've ever watched live on television or the internet or otherwise. What the fuck was that.
>>730552615
>>730552521I guess I didn't know GDQ half as well as I thought. What's with Werter saying N?
>can i get some silenceruh roh
>>730552615i miss it
>>730552418Y-you too..
>>730552504I'm glad she's finally there. Didn't know Naito left
>>730552615No refunds!
>>730552646GENEI JIN
>>730552521this needs to be updated for like the last 3 years
>>730552418*chuu*
>>730552615>Hit ending incentive>Runner reflexively skips the cutscene
2 MILLION HYYYYYYPE
tell me when they stop yelling
>Trying to do the IQ test puzzle with deafening screeching behind himrumao
TWO TRANSMILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!
CAN YOU STOP?
HOOOOOYPE
>>730552521>SAY IT>SAY IT>SAY>IT
Now everyone can stop donating.
an actual speedrungood job
>>730552615Is that hotbid?
>>730552521>the ban on Golf (NES)wot
>>730552634No I’m talking about the run only dumb faggots can’t focus on the kino run going on
ECW ECW ECW ECW ECWECW
>killing the stream because they laundered enough money Wow
>cutting away from the gameFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
kek the room is so small compared to years past. but they're not driving people away, nope
OMGZZZZ TWOOOOO MILAROONIEZZZZ
>>730552643>>730552521qrd on this traumathon?
It was really lucky for 2M to happen during a cutscene. Imagine if the run's feed cut out during the movement sequence.
who's the old guy with blue hair lmao
>>730552738>cuts away from the runlol
is it me or was that pretty weak for 2 million?
>>730552651it was for a donation of course
And all it took was a couple hundred million from The Yetee and Anonymous
CANCER'S BUTT IS KICKED
>>730552740yeah
>2 million!
This shit is already ending?
>>730551983>evade my blows
>can i get some si-TWOOOOOOwell at least the counting is over
But pcf doesn't do anything...
>new goal: 3 million
>>730551769a 41% speedrun.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYP
Were they chanting ECW?
That room was insane, damn
>>730552418me too
>>730552643i can't remember whose story i tuned into, but i just assumed it was going to be that one person. i was so confused just seeing person after person come up and give their sob stories kek
>>730552643what happened
>hit 2 mil>still can't get the bracelet incentiveHang all trannies
>>730551983
>>730551769Hokuto no Ken background bad guy
>>730552807The run? Yeah it’s a kickass run so even though it’s been 45 minutes already it feels like it just started because it’s wild
Imagine if he was on WR paceMan this event is so fucking shit
>>730552828I believe they can stall for another week
This run is good, but I'm done with this year
time to stall for the incentive
evening, gentlemen...
>>730552418>>730552418I got banned for 3 days but yeah. Wish the mods were less anal in these threads.
>>730552762its sad to see
NO REFUNDS
>actually good runner>fun tech>chill commentaryI'm thinking S tier.
>didn't hit the incentive>puts it on anywaybased
>does the incentive anywayhonestlykind of based
>putting the bracelet on without the incentiveBAAAAAAAAAANNED
BASED RUNNER TELLING THE JEWS TO GET FUCKED SSSSSSS RUN
>you guys didn't give enough money>but psyche, I was always going to do it anyway>hope you don't regret spending that $75k :^)
>>730552418sameIt's been an honor to face the darkness yet again with you brehs
spent so fucking long on this room
>>730552895rupeechan!
ESA will save us
>trans rights donation during the hardest gauntlet in the gameLike clockwork
>>730552651Someone in a /vg/ thread said they'd donate $1'000 if Werster said "Fucking Niggers" on live stream during the event. Werster delivered, though I'm not sure if the guy ended up donating.
>>730552804that wayne's world run alone was more soul than all of 2026 gdq combined, wtf man it somehow keeps getting worse and worse
the GDQ crowd shots are much appreciated, they keep me from skipping the gym.
>>730552521Would love to have an explanation for all of those
>>730552971I fucking hope so, anon.
Lmao based runner saying fuck the incentive.
>>730552864this isnt exactly how it went but rpg limit break was ending and everyone was hanging around in a room and one of the staff members or runners did a little trauma dump, and then every single person in the room trauma dumped one after another and it just kept going. not exactly light stuff either it was a surreal thing to see.
>>730552902How'd you get a photo of Robosparkle?
What does the bracelet do again?
>>730552950>>730552945you think someone in his ear didnt TELL him to do it anyway?
has ESA ever run Plum's game?
>>730552959>Is that a free incentive?>BETTER COMPLAIN SINCE IM A FAGGOT CHUD!!!
>>730552994i'm a speedrunning loremaster and i don't think i can explain like 20% of these. it looks like a frankenstein's meme of actual speedrun lore, thread memes, and complete schizo nonsense (probably from old thread memes).
>playing post patchYou didn't beat the game. It was a hollow victory. You didn't learn. You didn't adapt. You cheated
i think that room took me 1-2 hours to beat when i was doing my first playthrough
This guy is fucking gaming.
>>730553031>schizo mentalityJust learn to have fun faggot he obviously wanted to do it and knew that incentive cap was retarded for the timeframe
>play with the music offSociopath behavior.
>>730553052Yeah onceAnd they didnt even play as Plum. I wish her game wasnt such shit.
>>73055302825% more needle damage but take double damage
>>730553028>Barbed Bracelet is a Yellow ToolYellow Tool in Hollow Knight: Silksong. It increases Needle damage by 25% but doubles most damage taken
>>730553052Game?
>>730552418best part is and always has been shit posting with you guys
>>730553028Take double damage, do 1.2x more damage.
>>730553028Take double damage for damage increase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIjp1pZGQBw
This dude is insanely good
>>730553021kek
watch them stop mentioning that incentive entirely now
>>730553065I could explain 90% I think.
>>730553052game?
>>730553028Double damage taken25% more damage dealt
>>730553065Most of them are fake
where in 4chanx can I have the thread auto scroll with new posts
starting to hate silk troons
>Doing the incentive before it's been metGuy is getting permabanned.
>>730551983>get bonked by flea>get bonked by another flea onto the platform
>>730552521What did the French do?
>>730553129Nintendo Switch 2
>>730553114was this a skit or what
>>730552521>All GDQ catering contains estrogenI wouldn't be surprised if this was true
That wasn't that great...
>still has bracelet onlmaooo
i'm just staying up to see how coolmatty is doing
Fake ass gregorian chants don't hold a candle to the Halo music
>>730552418the threads are literally the only reason left to engage with the eventi'm not even watching it half the time, and when i am, its almost always muted
>>730553148theyre almost all real? we need to gatekeep way harder.
>cums inside Hornet
Very naisu.
Lace was criminally underutilized.
>oops we forgot to unequip barb haha
>>730553169Is the guy in the pool ok?
>>730552986Dude. Same. It’s so depressing seeing unhealthy human bodies. Especially since everyone in gaming skews young. Youth doesn’t last forever. Don’t waste it not being hot.Truly I think the best thing GDQ could do for the trans community is to feature more fit twinks. So many of these trans people already have like 30% Body fat and THEN they nuke their testosterone. Shame.
Not bad
>>730553114wtf when the hell was this
ANON RIGHTS
This guy is a real gaming specimen
>>730553216I literally haven't turned the stream on once, I'm just here to post with you guys.
>runner stone faced during transrights donosbased
>>730553161why? i was a hollow knight fan disappointed by silksong, but i deliberately avoided silksong threads, so i dont have much opinions of the fans beyond cringe memes
LMAOOO
Did they pick the second most obnoxious for the final runs on purpose?
as we hit 2M here's how we're holding up compared to other events, you might not be too worried, but the night is wrapping early and the only game left is a fucking pokemon run
>>730552940Z--tier crowd tho
>>730553186What?? Is this real?
the host is so fucking annoying. ruining a decent run
>>730553189No it was a violent outburst followed by putting a man through a table.
WHAT DO TRANNIES HAVE TO DO WITH CANCER CHARITIES.
>>730553208Didn't he have multiple amputations the other year? Maybe he's just a nugget now
i'm a kissles/hugless/handholdless/sexless virgin at 35 years old and sometimes i wonder if watching these events twice a year since 2012 has something to do with that.
>>730553189>>730553258dude fucking died the last esa
>>730553291What does this bracelet even do?
>>730553274built for speed
>trans rights>bug yurithis is why that orange nigger will get a 3rd term
>>730553292Second most obnoxious HOST
>>730553320my twin
>>730553310Trannies are the cancer.
>>730553208Cyborg Neuralink Matty this year?
>>730553274ALL ABOARD
GMS's thorussy...
>young hearts, be free, tonight
>>730553294>it's basically been flat since 2020 for AGDQ, bar 2022
You can't fuck silk
>>730553052They had a break the record event just for it, it was quickly found that Plum is by far the slowest character.
>>730553320it's definitely correlated, but likely not the cause
>>730553294Mr. Anonymous? It is your call to make the top now.
>>730553153click the drop down menu next to the wrench and then updater > auto scroll
>>730553323Those 2 are All Elite
>>730553294But the ZA run brought in big bucks so who knows
it this game like rabi ribi for babies
Rate the hollow Knight silksong any% nmg run
that was fucking clean
>>730553294i suspect a 300-500k injection from bits/subs/etc
People waited all these years for a game that can be beaten in 1 hour.
>>730553294i always forget that the event ends on saturday because in my brain sunday is the last day of the weekah well, it's been an absolutely garbage marathon
i hate silksong but that was a skilled speedrun
Rate Silksong
>>730553436B
>>730553436A
>>730553323i can't believe we all just watched this happen
>>730553453S
RATE SILKSONG.
>>730553436SSSSSSSS
>>730553430What's the last year you ever put any effort into your posts?
>>730553436>>730553453S
>>730553436B+Would have been at least A+ if the host and crowd were quiet.
>>730553436Z i dont like the game
>>730553436D
>>730553436S but unfortunately ran at the worst time
>>730553453Silksong
>>730553453>>730553436Nah
>>730553436SSSactual good execution, and gave GDQ the finger by doing the incentive anyway
>>730553436SSSVery fucking good
>>730553436A. It was impressive execution but the donations spam sucked
>>730553436S
>>730553436B+, I am choosing to memory hole the dono reader
>>730553436AI don't personally care for the game but the runner was solid. Host was kind of annoying though.
>>730553436>>730553453A solid run without troons
>>730553436BHated that they stopped the run for 2M.
>>730553436Aprops for just doing the rest of the run with bracelet for no reason
>>730553436>>730553453A run which drops to B because of faggot host and crowd
>>730553436C
>>730553436>>730553453S. Really good run despite the host being a fucker. The guy is damn good
>>730553436SSS, that was close to WR once we see IGT.
>>730553436>>730553453>>730553469S
>>730553436A+ for the runner and commentary, crowd sucked though
>>730553430>Weebs when they see a Metroidvania:
Has PCF done anything meaningful to stop cancer?
>>730553453A
>>730553436A bretty gud
>>730553436>>730553453B i guess
>>730553436S for saying FUCK the incentive conditions and just doing it anyways
>>730553436>>730553453B
>>730553436SSS for SSSilksong
>>730553436SSS. I can ignore the crowd, the run itself was just pure execution.
>>730552036>obtain a bunch of money via less than legal means>need a way to put that money into the system so you can use it without getting cavity searched by various alphabet agencies>set up a bunch of "anonymous" donations ranging from $5 to $5'000 to come in during the event>go through the usual tax process afterwards>???>profit
>Men's VolleyballOh no he's not long for the cishet world
>>730553453SVery good execution, unfortunate slotCrowd almost ruined it
>run no one talks about>A!!! S!!!! SSS!!!
>volleyball playerbased
>>730553436A one of very few games that's actually worth speedrunning (if I had autism). Great run only worsened by the usual host garbage
>>730553436B+It was fine.
Oh yeah I forgot, the bug makes anon's cock hard so here comes the SSS rankings despite the STALLING and constant shilling and everything else anons have complained about the entire gdq this week, nope, because the bug is hot, SSS ranking.
This run was good but it's no Hades 2.
>men's volleyballTRANS RIGHTS
>>730553436>>730553453A
>>730553436>>730553453Solid A
>>730553436B+>Run stopped at 2 million>"trans right dono guys!!! But yuri!!!"beside that the runner did a good job and very based of him to do the incentive despite the goal not being reach
Just in time for the final run...It's been a short week huh bros
>>730553294adjust it for inflation already
>>730553436A. Fast and no faggotry.
>>730553436F
>>730553453B
>>730553598Get a life loser
>2158 Goys>&>Seth Goldmanwhat did Team Cherry mean by this?
SCENT
G O B L I NOBLIN
>>730553436>>730553453>>730553469A, good solid run. Would have been absolute kino earlier in the marathon when they weren't donobegging every three seconds.
>>730553436FThey fucking stopped the run idk how anons are rating this shit good.
>>730553320In any other time period we'd have died in a war or to disease. Not sure if blessed or in purgatory
Are the runner and couch for Emerald gonna be any good? Hades almost broke me.
>>730553148the overhwhelming majority of them are unironically real or at least memes based on real events. green is real, yellow is a meme or dubious, red is false or a joke. this is probably not 100% accurate.>>730553453A
damn time went by quick this week..
>>730553642oh chief you don't want to see those numberscome back after emerald
>>730553543Early detection and prevention are unironically the cheapest and most effective approach we have.
>Hollow Knight fags waited 8 years for a good sequel>I waited 8 years for Prime 4It's not fucking FAIR
>>730553582Charities are more scrutinized than anything else, they have to have all their records open
pika
>>730553689I think it's time for bed, anon.
KFFC absolutely did NOT 100% that gameWhat a fucking poser
well, time to watch some non troon stuff.
>>730553436>>730553453SSS
>>730553453>>730553469A Good run and commentary, shit host and crowd
>>730553662It's the make a wish kid that died from cancer, he is a boss in the game as well
>>730553689lollmao
>next run isn't for 45 minutesI'm going to kill myself
>>730553692please tell me why NES golf is banned
>>730553697Agreed, but what has that to do with PCF?
>>730553436F for not meeting the incentive
>>730553693it didthough that's mostly because im a wagieand i've maybe caught a handful of runs outside sunday and monday
remember that time when
Aight i’ve had enough. Fun week even if the event was overall fairly shitty and i got banned for three days for making fun of delusional christcucks.Lylat Wars, Richard Burns Rally, CoD, Doom Eternal, Dark Souls andSilksong was great. See ya in the ESA threads anons.
Scent lives
>>730553436A+dude knew what he was doing
>>730553692>hidden remote streamsIf it's what I'm thinking it is, those were 100% real some years ago.
>>730553768what the FUCK
KFC's looking kind of old...
>>730553453>>730553436F
>>730553320>>730553350genuine question but how do you not at least luck into a kiss at some point?
>>730553436AWell executed
>>730553692meme based on the GDQ games committee's apparent hatred of Big Jon, someone explained it better in a previous thread
>>730553114>>730553323more real than fake wrestling
>>730552521>every ESA sponsor fails>Glorious is barely hanging on by a threadIt's fucking wild how true this is. They can't even support the software for their keyboards correctly and it's insane they are still an operating company right now.
KUNG FU FRUITCUP PLEASE BE MY GF
>>730553842>>730553843immediately cancelled out
>>730553839always has for about 6-7 years now
the goblin is back...
>faggots rating less than A because of shit that had NOTHING to do with the runYou’re just as bad as the trannies and dono kikes that dude had no control over his time slot and performed like a motherfucker
>>730553779BIG JON tried to big league GDQ but flashing the cart during his Mario 2 run and say something like "let's get NES Golf in the next GDQ"I think that was his last GDQ
>>730553728Werster is such a fag now. Got btfo so hard in actual categories that it mind broke him and he only does meme shit now while sitting in pitch black darkness and dead silent.
>lowest viewers ever>donations creeping up to top 5
>>730553853>>730553779oops!>>730553834wait a minute you're right, i realize what it's a reference to now. it's been a while since the online marathons.
>>730553436SSS, probably the most well ran game of the event.
>>730553689Get ready for a super theater kid ass run. adef is fine and not a troon but he's a giga theater kid
>>730553681Pretty much this, a lot of us who ended up here would have been nameless cannon fodder. In this age, I can at least have a home.
I fuck with mahjong.
>>730553423thank you f/am
>>730553879wow he looks so young
>>730553436SSS
>>730553879please dont post minors on this board
>>730553913stop noticing chud
>>730553913Make it make sense
>>730553728Damn that nigga is still going after all these years? Is it still the same 6 pokemon games?
>>730553898truth isan S today is an average run back when GDQ was good
>>730553436BPretty normal run
>>730553436Z
>$2M reached>/v/ seethingkek.Pokemon is going to easily bring in $500,000 to end up with a very respectable $2.5M.
>>730553836>>730553768You guys aren’t familiar with the pre-last run shilling? Prepare for tons of (((anonymous))) $1000 donations
>>730553901It's understandable cause he had cancer again and they were constantly turning the game down.With ESA it got in first time, even though he want on to be the most unreliable fucker ever for actually showing up.
>>730553913Its also in youtube and restreamed in 6 languages.
Bros I'm getting sleepy. I don't think I'll make it
>>730553436SSS+
>>730553692I'm pretty sure TriHex is white is NOT real
>>730553898correct, the constant trans rights shouting warranted it an SSS
Vaporeon bros...Not like this....
>>730553436ZZZ
>>730553979It will be reaching 2m 3 years from now when there are only 15k viewers.
>>730554005You won't miss anything. Go to bed
>>730553294perfect, looks like we have a lot more room for those funny skits and bits with the agdq crew if its done nothing to the numbers! pog!
>>730552418Me too fren!
>>730553913Oy vey, stop questioning the numbers
>>730553989and an hour of stalling.
>>730553849Spend high school/college as a shut in or in a completely male friend group. When you start working it's with people you have zero connection to. It's really easy to avoid contact with or forming relationships with women nowadays.
>>730553961No that was a good fucking run he had minimal mistakes, did the incentive even though it wasn’t met and did it deathless with a great time. Even in old times that would be at least an A, he crushed the fuck out of it.
Are there ever any girl speedrunners at GDQ? real ones I mean.
redpill me on the redhead. who is she, why is she so beautiful
>>730553436Frun was stalled gets an f. Period.
>>730554039shedinja is the only valid option here
>>730553839The karaoke took her out
>>730554021werster is blacker than trihex
>>730552482Is that behemoth Steve? Is he a cam girl?
>>730554089sure, here you go
Why are they masturbating so much this event?
>>730554089Yes, but they're bad at games
>>730554002The Youtube stream is sub-9000 viewers, practically nothing
>>730554098Her name is Kungfufruitcup and she's known for cheating on her bf with a pajeet. You're better off.
>>730552418:)
>>730554098she's the armpit queen
>>730554134kys nigger
Silksong was the only run I watched this year, so I get to pretend you fags are complaining about nothing
>>730554147Gotta stall to get more money
>>730553849Being shy enough to not initiate interaction with women and not attractive enough to entice them to approach youIt's quite simple
>>730554000tbf i can understand that a man of bigjon's size might want to avoid going on trans-atlantic flights
>>730553436FThis run its whats wrong with gdq
>>730554152WHAT NINE THOUSAND!?
>>730554098Hey, back off my wife
>>730554154wasnt that flygone
>>730553436F a failed run
>>730554183Ignorance is bliss.
>>730554154I think that’s Frozenflygone and it was her husband no?
>>730552418same
>>730554162please come back lom retardy sucks now
>>730553436FStalled for no reason
Final run is here and no Smash Brawl reschedule....
>>730554151that goes without saying ofc
>3 hour RPG run to cap off the eventwhat a bunch of geniuses
>>730554237>>730554260No, seperate incident. Kungfu cheated on some Luigi's Mansion guy with an Indian Sonic speedrunner named Talon.
Just ate one and a half pizzas by myself
>>730552036>put on a silly speedrunning event>need a sponsor>sponsor tells you they literally prevent cancer>so fucking autistic you actually believe you're doing the right thing>sponsor turns out to literally just print pamphlets saying "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh get checked lol" and nothing else while maintaining a 75% profit margin from everything they do>a greasy kike comes along to your event and starts REALLY incorporating them into the event to the point where it becomes the fight cancer event despite them just making pamphlets>all owners and "help" at the top level take home a 60/40 split from the event, 40% going towards printing pamphlets, 60% going to """running the event""">cancer still not curedgeeI fuckingwonder
>>730553436>>730553453F
>>730554089Yeah that Japanese Castlevania runner
>>730553436SSS because the samefag is getting uppity
>>730554293I pray we get another Keiz-tier over estimate debacle
>>730552418Same, it felt a lot shorter this year thoHopefully SGDQ has better runs. At least we got ESA to look forward to!
>>730553913Remember when they used to do like 8 hour jrpg runs?
>>730552971You got a loicense for that speed running?
What do /you/ think the final run should have been?
>>730554293That would be fine if it was a classic like chrono trigger, or like FF1. But not fucking pokemon.
>>730554276He's right. It's one of those "two nickels" sort of deals.
>>730554269Were the threads getting banned? I don't think I've seen one in like 5 years.
>>730554123I always found it interesting that Werster was in a group with Trihex, DSS, and Bertin
realized i had this muted during the recap, though it was a stall segment. they announce anything noteworthy like somebody quitting or just generic "this event was the best ever" shit?
>>730553436>>730553453zzz
Sent, I'm going to need an apology for this dog shit schedule
>>730554358Off a cliff
>>730552418:3
>>730554276im offended anon mix up the beautiful kffc with... whoever this is
>>730554230IT'S UNDER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND
>>730554293But that's what they traditionally did in the good days retard
>>730552971cope
>>730554358MonsterGirl Quest
>>730552418Whatever. It's not like I actually enjoyed watching with you dorks or anything...
>>730553453ZZZ
>>730554343>>730554339>>730554316>>730554283>>730554262this is the annoying kind of shit that makes me dislike chartfaggotrythese people have obviously voted more than once already and they're just repeat voting to try and skew the chart
>>730554237>>730554260>>730554276
>>730553703GDQ is not a charity
>>730554314that's not what money laundering is, retard-kun
>>730554382Sonic autism is a stronger bond than melanin content ever could be
wtf they were struggling to pass 1 million last night. what the fuck happened???
>>730554429i just came here late, fuck you
Why he look like a hobo now?
>>730554382what was he doing there?
It's almost over, everyone.God damn it, I'll miss these threads.
>>730554396>mix upIt's not a mix up. KFFC fucked Talon2461 while she was dating Firedragon.
>>730554286BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEEEEEEP
>>730554382this run probably awakened something in a bunch of speedrunners
>>730554380Yeah and a schizo desperately tries to derail the threads every single week.Don't listen to the retarded anon above. Only nine_ten sucks, the other three current retardy streamers are cool
>>730553913Do you know about inflation? Money is worth less now. Add inflation adjustment to the charts.
>>730554382Back when crossdressing was just for fun. AND THEY STILL LOOK BETTER THAN THE TRANNIES ON GDQ NOW
I'm still mad I missed Super Metroid, I always try to catch that every year
>>730553436>>730553453HH
Damn haven't watched AGDQ in years maybe 2017 or 2018 was the last time caught my eye when i opened the catalog. So was shocked when i opened the stream.Was ist always in Sub only mode?And when did they with start with the less focus on gameplay and more on identity and signaling
>>730553453>>730553436ZZZ
>>730553436>>730553453SS
>>730554418Would be absolutely boring to watch
>>730554358runescape 99fishing%
>>730554429I didn't vote before, but I seen the retard samefag F spamming so I decided to vote SSS
>>730554429It's like 15 mins since the run ended and they are still doing it
>>730554358Just have it SM64 or OoT 100% every year and it’s good. No relays no randomizers, one dude running and max 1-2 non tranny people on couch who know their shit.
i have no idea what is going on
>>730554429Retarded and loser behavior yes, but who cares it's a fucking meaningless chart
Holy shit, can you two get a room
>>730554432didn't KFFC proceed to then break up with Talon anyway
>>730554454anonymous 1 mil donation
>>730554358Elden Ring + SotE by parkenharbor
>>730553436>>730553453HH it was kino
>>7305545062016 to 2018 was tranny takeover. Protoman forcefully changed many runners' genders
>>730554314Who is laundering the money? What illegal organization would want to take the time to funnel their money through a bi yearly event? Even if you assume half of the donations are phony they're laundering $2m a year while having to uphold a live event that is not free to run, and they would be paying even more money under the table to keep people quiet. It's just not feasible
>>730553453>>730553436FWas stalled
Did you guys enjoy my run desu
>>730554545save us, Notch
>>730552036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhsUHDJ0BFM
>730554506>Haven't watched in years>Just tuned in>I haven't seen any steams this year What other nonsense do losers come up with to get (You)s?
>>730554459>2 people totally haven't been in a back and forth posting S and Z for the last 16 minutes they just took that long to find this thread that's all.i can't imagine being so unemployed.
So I always mute the stream when they're babbling on the couchHow does this Pokemon Emerald run work?>Choose the Pokémon used by adef for the Pokémon Emerald run. >All Gen 1-3 Pokémon are available, and the main will swap after each gym to whatever is highest.How does he get shit like Wynaut in the first town?Is it a hack?
>>730554424then what good are you
>>730554429why do you careecker ruined EVERYTHING because he wants to be a faggot attention whore
>>730554516>non tranny>peopleredundant
>>730553453>>730553436Easy F
>>730553453>>730553436SSS+
>>730554538Yeah because turns out hooking up with the guy you cheat with never ends well. It helps that Talon was a dirty jeet fucker who backstabbed his best friend.
>>730553436>>730553453HH i only voted once before this but the zspammer is annoying me now
>>730554429>chartfags are mentally illsame as it ever was
>>730553453>>730553436Easy Z
Hollow Knight: Silksong (347)
>>730554598For MIGGING!
>>730554429F
What a retarded looking pokemon, it's like a woodcock whaleI want it
>>730554358Baten Kaitos 100%
qrd on HH rating? I was assuming it was a Hulk Hogan joke for a while
What does Sent do the rest of the year? i imagine he sits in his room exclusively playing dragon quest
>>730554578no fuck you
>>730553436>>730553453HH because i hated it
>>730553453>>730553436ZZZFull of everything /v/ hates
>6 button stickuseless
>>730554382
lol
>>730554358One of the top games with a runner that is able to get new world record. Remember world records?
>>730554380I'll reveal the sekret image for you anon/v/ streams it every Saturday and Sunday now
>>730554669Like K, it was added for one run, but people keep trying to abuse it
>>730554358Dragon Quest V
>>730553469A
>>730554697They don't make kino like this any more, man...
>>730554689>everything /v/ hates>good execution, good commentary, deathless, did the incentive to dab on the jewsare you having a melty because the crowd was rowdy?
retardy stopped being good after 2015it's just redditmemeslop
wow... the gemstone rupee set... impeccable
>>730554709Perggele! :DDD
>>730554689>Full of everything /v/ hatesapparently not, nigger
>>730554735What run?
>>730554578hell no
WHO IS CROCHETING ALL THESE DONO GIFTAROONIES?!?!
>>730553453>>730553436D
>>730554382Like all true racists, he's friends with men of all races who are also racists
>>730554432sounds like anonymous incels trying to slander a good woman
>>730554708very organic
>>730554567Looks like i managed to leave at the right time
>>730554697>GDQ ending>no serg to go back toIt sucksI hate itIt sucks
>>730554725Woo, bumper balls!I love bumper bars! So bouncy!
>>730554697/srg/ marathons were kino
>>730552418Those threads are the only reason left to engage with /v/.
>>730554708Ayup, looks like an average and honestly rated run to me.
>>730554429chartanon NEEDS to have a cut off timer of 3 minutes or some shit this is ridiculous
>event recap>it's another stalling prize segmentat least that nigger predator or faggot dyke arent on screen
>>730553453>>730553436ZZZShould not be considered a run worth watching AT ALL
come on bro it's only 60 lbsthat's nothing
>>730554442>>730554568All donations go STRAIGHT to the PCF, from there, the """organizers""" of GDQ get 60% straight up and the PCF takes 40% after the fact, all of it is non taxable income as it's a charity event, you stupid faggots don't know shit
>>730553453>>730553469Rating C to piss off the turbo-autist who has a hate-boner for charts
>>730553436SSS only run of the event worth watching.
>>730554697>$30 incentiveswe need to go back
>>730553453c
>>730554846this, if you don't follow the thread enough to get your vote in within 3-5 minutes then your votes isn't counted, that's more than fair
>e33fags shitting themselves because silksong is a better speedrun gameyou love to see it
>>730553453>>730553436A
>>730552418Same
ARE WE ALL HYPED FOR THE POKEMON RUN, /V/? HOOOYYP
>>730554942>>730554942>>730554942
>>730553436>>730553453And actual D tier run
KUNG FU FRUITCUP ILL MAKE YOU A BETTER COIN... WITH MY PENIS
I cant remember the last non trooned gdq.
Fun fact. All NGOs are fake and used mainly to give salaried positions to minor elites so they don’t get uppity and try to overthrow the system.
>>730553436>>730553453HH it was good
just realized that ohheyitskara is the very last host on the mic for gdqholy fuck every decision they make is the absolute worst one
>>730553436>>730553453F tier run
>>730554568>Who is laundering the money?Kikes>What illegal organization would want to take the time to funnel their money through a bi yearly event?Whatever the successor to USAIDS is
>>730553436>>730553453HHrare bonus game that was actually good
>>730554989is there an explanation why it's only she and not she/her?
>>730554984>slotted that abysmal Hades II run for primetime>slotted QuackSilver the annoying tranny for finale primetime>slotted Kara the annoying tranny for finale primetimeIt's impressive, honestly. They really believe in just being as awful as possible.
>>730554857Criminals would not try to launder their money through an extremely public nonprofit charity event. They would make some shady business with a fake address.I don't doubt that the organizers of the event are skimming from the top for themselves but that is not the same as money laundering
>>730554779pokeizamon starring keizaron the over estimate machine
>>730554857So some Jewish billionaire with an agenda uses this as a tax write-off? Figured as much. On another note I can't wait for next week's episode of Black in a Flash! Maybe I'll have started transitioning by then after being inspired by BEHEMOTH STEVE!
God I can't stand this host, why the finale?!
LETS GO TWITCH CHATCLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>7305551823 hours bud
>I caught a retarda
>y'all>y'all>y'all
The "ya'll" NEVER sounds like part of their normal vocabulary. Like if they suddenly dropped "wotsit" in the middle of a sentence in an English accent.
nothing wrong with y'all you schizos
>>730554735K isn't for one run, it's some old bug in chartanons shit where K is the lowest rating
y'all easily triggered
>>730555078they aren't criminals you stupid faggot they're pieces of shit who are NOT giving money to """preventing cancer""" outside of printing pamphlets, they're a for profit "charity" organization, it's laundering money from the sentiment of preventing cancer when they do NOTHING of the sort to actually do that and instead line their pockets.
>>730555592Not if it's part of your vernacular, no. But it isn't part of ANY of these people's, it's just forced in there.
>>730555620>>730554735I thought we were just letting that one anon make a dick out of himself by not telling him it doesn't do anything.
>>730555785>it's laundering money from theYou keep using that word.
>>730555785Yes that's called fraud. Call it fraud
Why is it taking so fucking long?
>>730555839is "stealing money from people thinking they are donating towards preventing cancer when the money then transfers hands into a group that pays out the event organizers 60% and the actual foundation that just prints pamphlets 40% of the total money raised" more to your liking?stupid faggot
>>730555868Actually it's not even fraud. He doesn't have an actual legal complaint.
>>730555008>zero responseHRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
which one of you made this retarded looking Togepi?
>>730555059Because "her" is the accusative pronoun and she has done nothing wrong.
>>730556026>donate whopping 2 million every single year to "the prevent cancer foundation">60% goes towards the retards putting on the event for uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh venue fees and kickbacks>40% goes into the pockets of a company that only prints pamphlets for doctor's offices about getting checked for cancernot fraud one bit
>>730556026Actually under section 34.c under the US Constitution: you're gay
None of you guys even know what money laundering is. There is literally no reason to use anything but real estate for that btw.
>>730553436>>730553453I’m spamming SSS to rule out the worthless dogshit fags that think that display of skill was worth less than A. Too many troll niggers to take these ratings seriously honestly anything lower than a C for this is a straight shitpost and there are many F/Z’s probably trannies that are mad their run wasn’t accepted.
>>730556246>Who is laundering the money?Kikes>What illegal organization would want to take the time to funnel their money through a bi yearly event?Whatever the successor to USAIDS is
>>730556094Me.
>>730556290>Who is laundering the money?Kikes>What illegal organization would want to take the time to funnel their money through a bi yearly event?Whatever the successor to USAIDS is
>>730556315Oh you're a MAGAT that explains why you're retarded.
>>730556416Oh you're a kike, that explains why you don't have an argument.
Wasn't the Pokemon run supposed to start like 45 minutes ago? What the fuck is this? Also why are there still cucked faggots wearing masks in the year of our lord 2026? How mentally ill are these people?
>>730556416indeed xister tell his ass
>>730556290Sure seems like they're just using it as a catch all term for doing shady shit with money, and not what laundering actually is.
>>730556314Here you go brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErm40Ub2HkAnother SSS tier run for ya
>>730556501>What the fuck is this?Stalling like fuck for donations so they beat their corporate targets.
>>730556515Literal dogshit and you’re a total braindead nigger if you’re comparing that to the Silksong run we just saw
Is this guy even a speedrunner?
>>730556751none of these retards are, he's an entertainer for the big end event
>>730556632Oh you're right, not enough "trans rights" spammed during that run. My mistake.
