Now: Pokémon FireRedNext: Pokemon EmeraldLater: The Finale Streams:https://youtu.be/IzylNJUIGwc https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62Previous: >>730563687
What are they stalling for? Donation incentives not reached?
>>730565802I pulled the alarm, it was me.
Now THIS is worth a MIG!
Mig mig
migging
So this is how it ends..
>>730565802>Now: Pokémon FireRed
>ICE agents spotted in downtown Pittsburgh checking in to the Wyndham Grand. Open call for protestors ASAP.
Who up blasting their safety here?
>>730565802BROS.....https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/live/
>the yetee right now
any /srg/ oldbois here?
>>730565847PAY YOUR RESPECTS
>>730565854The greatest mig of our generation
search agdq on twitter its a shooting
Just because no one is in the building doesn't mean you can't !donate.Can I get a TRANS RIGHTS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36odfqA-Xqw
IM A HEADBANGA
>>730565798>adef stopped the run just to say he's glad GDQ weeded out the chudsHow far in did this happen? I wanna check the replay
>>730565854why did she leave her plush there?
>stream goes back on>nothing to be seen>"well well well, guess i stoned too hard again in the bathroom">mfw
>>730565847REally hope the 4 people who downboated the fire alarm are having a painful dialation right now.
>https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/live/o7
>>730565854>shadman
>>730565885cosmo es un reptil
>>730565802do we fill in our own crowd?
Rate the fire!
>>730565847Bros fire alarm can't be the highest-rated run of the event...
>>730565847>Fire Alarm (Again) isn't purpleSasuga
>>730565885
miggin'
>mfw I'm just earnestly watching Pittsburgh local news for no reason now
Someone post the bonesaw tweet
>>730565847>Some people actually voted ZZZWe know the GDQ plants now, because no one here besides GDQ glowies would vote ZZZ for the fire alarm kino.
Somebody save the prizes!
>>730565935ENTER
>>730565917dude on the left taking a shit
>>730565895Actually I was searching up GDQ to see if it was a real fire and I found thisA lot of people fucking hate GDQ now wow
>>730565891
>>730565896HYPEEEE!
>>730565847>Silksong is another battle between ZZZ and SSSSo what actually happened?
>>730565885cakeboy
>>730565885the sgdq 2013 (2014? i think it was 2013 though) sms run by toufool is by far top 3 gdq runs everhonestly same can be said for like the entirety of agdq and sgdq 2013. how times have changed
>>730565917Imagine being the Pittsburgh FD getting called out to these freaks AGAIN in the middle of the night.
>>730565935>retards standing in front of the door until the firemen get right up on them
what are some firefighting games?
>>730565935don't block the doors you idjits
>>730565935do they slowly dawdle in to every potential fire threat like this?
>>730565917what's his name again?
>Cums inside the fire alarm
>>730565935they look so done with this shit
>>730565854>Me seeing this finale run of GDQ or those two women playing truck sim
>>730565990>tectonethe copy da copy of asmongold
>>730565891Oh shit it's HIM
what are the odds they actually finish the run versus just skipping to the closing ceremony thing
>migged
>>730565919>refrain from speculationNYSE in shambles rn.
>>730565847What was up with Nightreign and Hades?
If you're looking for something to watch, RetroLongplay on Twitch (24/7 TAS channel) just started DK64
>>730565885my first time learning about it
>>730566030they just have to reset the thing and clear the building when it's obvious there isn't a real fire.
>>730566030I can't remember the last time I've ever seen a fire alarm correspond to an actual fire
>>730565935THE ALPHAS OF ARSON
>>730565935>Oh these fucking idiots again
>>730565935They probably are disgusted at the sight and not the fire
>>730565990All the leftshits when to bluesky
>>730566021Ignition Factor
>>730566021Firemen for the SNES is GOAT
>GDQ begins with Mario Sunshine>And ends with a real fireIt's like Poetry. Everything rhymes
>>730565968lel
>>730565973
it would be funni if someone pulled it right after everyone got back
Tomohiro Ishii on his way to pull the fire alarm
>The only person on Twitter defending GDQ right now is a NSFW furry artist
>>730565917pheenoh still goes to this shit?
>>730565885i did a run in the srg june flavored marathon
Everything burnsLight it up, let's go, light it up, let's goEverything burnsLight it up, let's go, light it up, let's goI'm on fire, burnin' brighter than anyone aliveI'm way too hot to touch, so just remember if you tryEverything burns
>>730565847cmon chartanon, make the fire alarm purplewe will never see something this glorious at GDQ again
So, while we wait, now that there's an official Youtube stream this year, how do you think they'll handle the post-stream raid on the Youtube side of things? Think they'll find some speedrunner there to raid into as well?
>>730565885Always
>>730565847firealarmGODS...
>enjoyed the run>some retard ruined itI hope authorities will find the prankster
>>730566112>I DON'T HAVE TDS I SWEAR IT'S THEM SOMEHOW I JUST KNOW IT
>>730565885giantfumo.png
why dont you guys get together to host your own speedrun marathon stream
It costs a lot of money to have the fire department show up btw, it's why some places are so anal about their fire alarms.
>>730565854>when its a troon runner
>>730566112do these people actually think ice is fucking with GDQ?
>>730565941
shit's on fire, brosthis run is litthe runners are hot
>>730565935new mig webm unlocked
>>730566123yeah wtf lmao
>>730566146Hi adef
>>730566098The irony is that bluesky is a hate-filled trash hole.
>>730565990Of course everyone hates GDQ. They took an event about playing video games well, banned anyone who they thought was problematic which is 70% of the playerbase, and then lowered the skill bar and content they air to accommodate for the other 30% while screaming trans rights every 5 mins.Everyone genuinely loved GDQ unitl they went twitter poz, and all the twitter facists who own/run GDQ now ruined the spirit of the event. It's no fun allowed unless its' the most inoffensive slop ever.Breaks my heart, there's no genuine human behavior, no genuine human interaction, it's just being on woke twitter.
>>730566021Pokemon RSEPokemon DPPtPokemon B(2)W(2)
>>730565990Top guy has Trump stylings to his parlance.
>>730566175It's called Dogwater
Its 6 fuckin ayy emm here in bongwhat are you still doing here? Whats going on?
>>730565996Pretty typical of the last day, great run and shit host.
this gonna get overestimate for sure now
WE BACK
I HEAR MUSIC
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>my heart will go on
>be me>brawl runner for the marathon>cant sleep>cancel run>days later>finally settle down and begin getting a good nights rest>fire alarm starts blaring
word on the street is the hotel is actually on fire and all the speedrunners are trapped inside on the top floor
>>730565885I miss /srg/, I would always post there after a GDQ intending to go into speedrunning and then never did
gdq banned from this venue
>>730565996some fag spammed ZZZchartanon made another chart that stopped taking votes after 5 minutes and the total votes went to 68 or something
it will turn out that mr. game and shout triggered the alarm by accidentally leaning up against it while rizzing up some speed qt
>musicI got joomped
>>730566048It’s for adefs faggy YouTube video so 100%
we back
Thought that was the Titanic music starting.
So how bout dem BURRS
>>730565927Clint sends his regards
The music spooked me
In case people missed it, here's inflation-adjusted numbers
>>730566175Every year with the newfags
>>730565968lol
>Music out of nowhere
>>730565917Based firefighter chads walking past the tranny nerds
>It's backIt's over.
>>730566218At AGDQ, even the fire alarms go over estimate
>>730566175Sure, I'm no speedrunner but I'll run something
there's no way they extend the event past midnight againwill they
>>730566260kek that scared the fuck out of me
>>730565919YOU WILL NOT QUESTION US, NOR SPEAK. WE WILL BE THE VOICE OF THINGS AND YOU WILL STAY SILENT!!Literal fascists.
This is creeping me out desu
We're back everyone!
>>730566261Interesting. Thanks for posting this.
>>730566261Holy money printerino
They're never doing this again at this hotel hahaha
>>730566146I did itI am Spartacus
>>730566176that's bolony, it cost them some fuel, big woopy. Fireman are on the pay roll already, uniform, equipment, everything was already paid for and will not even be used.
>>730566305It's 1 in the morning
>>730566319kek
>>730566305it's already past midnight
k back to muting
>>730566305It's 1am here...
>they are joking about it>cheers and applause>general happinessNOOOOOO ITS NO FAIR
>>730566209Where is all the money still coming from then? The real way to express opinions is with money and it's still coming in.
>>730565965chat is this real?
now do it again
>backNOOOOOOOOOO
>>730565847>Fire Alarm (again)there was a fire alarm before?
Even after that they're not killing this garbage run...
>>730566319>manshad
>>730566209the saddest thing is that it isn't just GDQ like this, it's a ton of communities and hobbiesmodern games are full of the same lame ass propaganda and censorship
>>730566327this was already gonna be their last year at this hotel anyway, it was a 3 year contract
what heppenin
>>730566260BERNIE
Confess your shitpsoting sinsI spammed SSS for Kiosk
I actually was wondering about this today. If there were a mass casualty event, god forbid, how would they handle it? Have a tribute and soldier on to the next event, or take one off? How do you comeback and ensure your guests safety y'know?
Let this woman stay on, please don't put on karen.
>>730566346haha holy shit the timing was totally accidental I've been trying to post that for 10 minutes through this cancer captcha
>>730566307>jannies still working after the fucking building is evacuated
>>730566176I thought they stopped that practice in the 1920s specifically because people would wait to the last minute to call the department
>>730566352They're happy because the event is over retardProbably glad something distracted from that dogshit run
>nobody diedit's a Z run indeed
>>730566327No fucking shot they aren't getting banned for this.Fucking furry conventions are less disruptive than these people.
post yfw no mass casualty event
...whose voice was that? have the terrorists taken control of the stream?
>>730566030They’re wearing heavy equipment. No need to run if they don’t actually see signs of a fire
>>730566373yep during final fantasy X
>>730566305post more minun.
>>730566374It's all staged to get sympathy donations
So, how many dead?.
monitoring the situation
please god let somebody go straight for the alarm one more timefor the love of all that is holy it would be so fucking funny
post yfw tranny announcer replaced with biofem announcer
>>730566261>>730566321>>730566325he did it with chatgpt. he is a retard incapable of using an excel spreadsheet
why did Clint do it
>>730566352all a facadegotta keep it up until the event's overthere will be twitter/bluesky melties
>>730566431
>SOME POOR SOUL GOT TRAPPED ON THE FOURTH FLOOR. SOMETHING ABOUT "GETTING READY FOR HIS BRAWL RUN."
"Didnt know we took fire types seriously"if a chatter said this in twitch chat, they'd eat a ban
>>730566387I spammed ZZZ for the rhythm game
>>730566352who do you think you are lil blub? The Grinch?
How much money did they get while everyone was evacuated?
Let's just roll that timer back an hour to be fair to adef :^)
return of the mig
>>730566392It would feel really strange to hold another event in the wake but wcyd? the pity donations would be wild
>>730566452there is no situation, they're back
>>730565885I used to lurk /srg/ during GDQs while shitposting in twitch chat. Fun times.
>>730566409Well the alternative is infinite false alarms
>>730566352t. grinch
>>730566472lmao
RETARD ALERT
>Switching back to the tranny hostZZZZZZZZZZZ
>staff not happy with events ending at 2am>try to schedule to end at a more reasonable time>last "run" is actually a hour longer than advertised because of the constant stoppages>throw in a fire drill for good measure
>>730566463>he did it with chatgptOk, and?AI is the future, unc, so get used to it
>>730566260
No thanks to the firefightersThanks to the donatersYeeesh
>>730566176why do you have to pay to use a public service funded with tax money
Fat fuck in the front just stuffing his face lol he is done with this shit
>>730566352They're happy because it extended the donation timer another 15 minutes
>>730565917
>>730565891KEEP DONATING
firealarm was the best part of the whole event
This chemical run remix is fucking fire
>20 minute delay>now we've almost met the emerald steven incentivehow lucky!
after a certain age you stop responding to fire alarmsso damn cringe them all leaving kek
Im surprise they can stay at the hotel even after the whole Fire alarm fiasco.
KEEP DONATING
Adef was momentarily raped outside.
>2 fake fire alarmThey will get banned from that hotle lol
>>730566352>"fah who doraze" intensifies
>>730566563>pheenoh still attends these thingsimpressive, figured he would've moved on a long time ago
>>730566593>Adef was momentarily raped outside.You can't rape the willing
>>730566563Pheenoh still shows up to this shit??
>>730566593He was simply getting educated.
>>730566403it was too good to be true
>>730566463You use excel spreadsheets? Too dumb to use pen and paper huh
>>730566437noand this is the only plusle you get
>>730566586Why? It's not GDQs fault.
>no one was shotLame
>>730565847What was wrong with the Kirby run
>>730566586ThisIf I was management I'd be fucking pissed that they pulled it twice
>>730565802Thank Glob everyone's safe I was really getting nervous there for a moment.
adef is gonna have a melty on bluesky i feel it
now that it's over, rate the fire
Man I really wanted them all to burn to ashes
>>730566604Room cleaners must be happy
>>730566593>93ohohoho so close
so they pulled the alarm to get more donations?
>>730566593KWABBED
>>730566559Why do buses cost money, why do hospitals, why does school?
>>730566534An actual deserved timeout!? WTF
>>730566463If it makes you feel better, here's my spreadsheet instead.
>>730566496and people think anime sidemouths are unrealistic
>>730566583I'd love to listen to it if some fucking demon wasn't screeching in my ear
anybody got a vid of the first fire alarm?
>>730566581Say what you will about the franchise, holy shit does Sonic have a lot of great remixes
>>730566659what does the frog have to do with your post?
why does literally every tranny use the word “ya'all” so excessively?
>adef not starting a new runRigged
>yelling into the micYo fuck off >Cursed too
ow my fucking ears
When was the first fire Alarm?
Just end it
Wrap it up nephew and stop screaming into the mic
cringe
>donation total moved up during the fire alarmOh so that's why it was pulled, more money laundering
>>730566627my excel spreadsheet actually takes input and does calculations, rather than sourcing info from google then printing out strings of texts it believes are approximately the right numbers. you're being disingenuous.
They already had a hell of a time finding a hotel to host this shit, two false alarms in a week with FD callouts is going to make it even harder lolThis is going to follow them and only add to the negative reputation
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSAFETY BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSTTTTTT
>got the most obnoxious Troon-voice to host the final run
late mig!
it's be really funny if someone pulls the alarm againthe fire dept themselves would shut down the event
>>730566704They can't say "guys"
>screaming into my earsand I'm outsee you at ESA
Quick. someone pull it again.
Wouldnt it be a shame. If someone...pulled the alarm again? Haha. I think that would be funny.
The sheer fucking hubrisImagine if someone pulled the alarm a third time
stop yelling pls
>>730566704They appropriate black culture not realizing it's southern culture
>tranny host
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31iw60BnTpY
sexo
you can say what they want about adef but you have to concede he's got rizz
under/over on someone pulling the alarm again?
>>730566719yoshifan take the wheel
>>730566605kek
>>730566662https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJTK_iNA5s
it's 1am stop yelling
>>730566753Don't you dare!
WE ARE BACK
>>730566435God was telling them to stop with the shitty RPG runs.
not that cold you baby
LOUD NOISES
>>730566740They did this at SGDQ as well. They do it on purpose.
>"i am so awake now"WOKE?????
>>730566746>>730566751>>730566753
>>730566734I don't agree with pulling fire alarms on shit you don't like, but lefties pull every dirty trick to censor others so I will find myself laughing if the same happens to them
>>730566779no, I don't think I will
>>730566704its a gender neutral way to say ''guys'' since thats a no-no word
>>730566775that schnoz wtf
Fuck this I'm out
>fresh wave of posts about how shit the run rules are inbound
alright guys I'm inside again, i'm gonna pull the alarm again wish me luck
>>730566765Not interested, Adef.
>>730566779He's literally head staff they're basically forced to act hype for him
Wtf, the run got worse
>>73056678010:1 odds its not happening
>>730566775I'm doin' her an A
>we're gonna meet the incentive of fighting Steven because of the Fire red incidentlmfao
Why don't anons go and pull it a third time, or hell why not every single day? Old 4chan would've, what gives? Did we all get too old and gay
reminder>still another 90 minutes to go for this run (conservatively)>plus bonus incentivesthe event is gonna finish at 4am with no one in the crowd LOL
>>730566779He's head staff, he has them at gunpoint.
>>730566775>listening to your bf get glazed for two hours straightis she soaked or jealous rn
>>730566637Is it even confirmed that it was pulled by an attendee either time?
>>730566775she's like a 5/10, probably 3/10 without makeup what is wrong with you
>>730566832To be fair, they are
third times the charm guys
>>730566764Did the voice get less obnoxious after the alarm or did the tranny permanently damage my ears?
>>730566775>cat parentnvm
>>730566837Time it with the hotel shuttle this time like you're supposed to
The the C out of the name and you get /v/ lol
>>730566779he's a fake motherfucker
I hope everyone remembers despite how much fun the fire alarm was, the actual Pokemon run is still the worst run we've ever seen at GDQ
What if now an actual fire starts and nobody believes it that'd be neat
>>730565909Probably first like 10-15 minutes?I missed the fire alarm thing. qrd?Also didn't they start this thing like 35 minutes late, he's going to go insanely over estimate, and also fire alarm? is the tech crew and everyoen going to be stuck at this event like 4 hours over end of event?
we're at least half an hour over estimate now
>>730566876She was too bored to pay attention to the run earlier
>>730566779he's the best person i've ever heard of, according to the donos
>>730566837good luck, we have 2 volunteers at each fire alarm
holy fuck adef is bombing hard right now
imagine all the people fugging that got interrupted for that shit and forced outside
>>730566829it's perfect
>>730566837
>88
Let's plays of cheat rom hacks done at a leisurely pace
>10-88>88someone's getting banned
>Gifted child -> speedrunning pipelineLiterally called autism.
doubt they found who pulled it yet, we might get a third alarm
>slow ass pokemon runListent to this insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtPsAf3bgAA
they're going to milk the shit out of this fire alarm thing now
let's get some 1488 donations
>>730566775Not a good pic to make your case tbdesu
>>730566775Is she 35?
>>730566775
>$10.88 train, seems rea->$88
OH NONONO88
>88 dog whistles
>>730566732>my excel spreadsheet actually takes input and does calculationsOk, and?Mine took 15 seconds, took zero effort, looks better, and gives the same results within the margin of the source of CPIYour Excel skillset is obsolete, grandpa
>>730566894>Toxoshit furbaby parent >Literal theater kid KWAB
>$88 dollar train
This begging is so aggressive. I wish trannies didn't take over the event, it used to be fun.
>>730566898PF?
>>730566937what the fuck
>>730566860yeah sorry, GDQ doesn't live rent free in my head enough for me to catch a felony
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT END
>a run so bad that it cleared the roomYOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>730566894better than having a baby daddy and a kid
>>730566719god i miss comfy p_ streams
>88 donation trainno fucking way
>>730566917>xir doesnt know about the fire alarm clipped into the wall by the elevator
>>730566898>The the C out of the name and you get /v/ lolLUVDIS?PF?STAR0HRIS?ONFUSION?TYPE/PSYH?what are you referring to
fire alarm anon, if he exists, needs to take a page from werster's book and go into the back halls to pull one there
That one anon said "Rate AGDQ 2026 a D- for me because I'm going to wageslave," and I said, "It'll still be on when you get back." It's been ~8 hours since that exchange...ANON GET YOUR ASS BACK IN HERE
I'm out of the loop what's up with the number 88? I know 67 is some dumb meme thing.
>>730566838How can adef post the video ITT if I'm already on stage running the game retard?
>88hmm I don't think he knows
>>730566880Post your gf then faggot, show us a 10
this shit is horrible
>>730566967Yeah, that was my exact thoughts during it too.
>>730566358From people with money or laundering. I don't know man, you want my honest take? The amount of traction and viewership from GDQ compared to previous years doesn't add up when it comes to funds raised to be blunt.You had events with low/low mid 6 figure viewers being beat out by events with mid 5 figure viewers.Idk where this money is coming from, it's either welfare leeches who get so much welfare money they can just throw it away at this event, or suspiciously very wealthy people. But it's people with a lot of disposable income with not that many viewers. It never made sense, but the viewer counts don't lie.
>>730566987he still streams regularly, you know
>>730566775Eager for her OF leaksAIDSdef likes to watch btw
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>730566629thank you anon, ill take what i can get
>>730566983lmaooo
>88?context?
Skity mentioned! https://soundgasm.net/u/skitty/Bratty-Sister-Makes-You-Snap
>>730567001
>>730566052what the fuck is this autism
hOEmies
>88 train>>730566996LOL
>>730567001why do you want him to suffer
>>73056700850% a given tranny is a right wing accelerationist
>>730566993Tranny? Thought girls were taught to keep their legs closed.
>>730566894>68k followershello sirs
>30.000 Dollars in 5 Minutesnoticing
>>730567040ABCDEFGHHH
>>730567003sacred numbers
>voice crackwe're running out of ways for this "run" to get more embarrassing
>SpikeVegeta donating Man fuck off
>>730567048
>>730566970>chatgpt's estimate is off by 175k on the first one I checkedok zoomie
>got bored and tuned out yesterday>come back today>missed someone fucking pulling fire alarmFUCKcan I please qrd?
>>73056700388 = HH = Heil Hitler
>>730567040"The Fourteen Words" (also abbreviated 14; also combined with 88 to form 1488) is a reference to two slogans originated by the American neo-Nazi David Eden Lane,[1][2] one of nine founding members of the defunct white supremacist terrorist organization The Order,[3] and are accompanied by Lane's "88 Precepts". The slogans have served as a rallying cry for militant white nationalists internationally.[4]
>>730567048https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism
QRD?
>>730566765So who's going to be brave enough to make the math for his speedrun?
>>730567050he shit his pants, I'm not even joking
>stalling time againGentlemen, I hope all of you prepared your Zs.
>>730566898Because ya'll LUVDIS run!Let's hear it for the tech crew and all the AMAZING runners! Greetings from Germany
Fire alarm anon, all my hopes are with you
>>730567048?
god, adef is just such a good guy!
>using the Lord's name in veinHe's going to Hell
Adef isn't even playing the game anymore too busy circlejerking staff
>>730567048Does anyone have that picture of the ugly ass tranny, and then a poster on /lgbt/ crashing out because the ugly tranny looks exactly like them?
>>730566917I'm sure the type of people who volunteer at GDQ are simply impossible to overpower
>>730567020Inflation eroded the value, so a random schmo who donated $100 in 2018 is now able to donate $150, plus the viewers have gotten older and therefore presumably have been promoted or gotten raises, increasing their capability more.
>>730567093>can I please qrd?a fire alarm got pulled
if you love him so much you should gay kiss him live on stream buddy
Yeah, end this shitCan't leave or sleep
You're not seeing an $88 donation train, there's a reason that most donation trains are lower amounts that most everyone can do. Given that's, you know, how donation trains work. She could have called for a $10.88 one instead.
>>730567108protestors pulled the fire alarm because ICE agents are staying at the hotel theyre at
>>730567078>>730567097Ah
>>730566981Was getting caught a part of your plan? Bro nobody can find out
holy fuck this "speedrun" is either paused or the guy is looking at the crowd and talking and not actually playing
Can we get a round of applause for Adef?
>>730567108>>730567093qrd for the retards is someone pulled the fire alarmthats all you missed
>>730567123mason
they can pause the clock all they want, but this run started 3 hours ago
>>730567003congratulations on your indian village finally getting mobile phones sir
adef confirmed groomed by spike vegeta
>Open GDQ>Tranny voice blasting my earsMore and more trannies congregate to this event every year. Why are there so many tranny gamers /v/?
>>730566052what run was this
>>730566765/v/ is in the comments section kek
>>730566937>cardstand guy is also firealarm manI kneel
Yo Please PLEASE stop feeding into SpikeVegeta's Main Character syndrome ego
>>730567086Isn't it time for your back pills, anon?It's stressful keeping up with all this action, maybe you should lie down for a bit
let's not suck his cock too hard
What will Adef's gf accuse him of due to the final run curse?
>>730567119>Because ya'll LUVDIS run!I really don't, but I'll give you a>basedanyway
>>730567057We all must suffer together
>>730567165What's happening here
SPIKE GROOMS KIDS REALnepo fraud baby run real
>>730567168Despite this board being infested with /pol/, I don't pay attention to politics
>only Spike can get away with his sense of humor his blaccent?
>>730567164it'll go overestimate anyways
>>730567170what is there to understand? nobody can call them out so all the normal people just leave
qrd on HH rating? Was it a Hulk Hogan reference?
SpikeVegeta likes little boys?
>>730567171FF tactics
I swear I heard 'as a semen enjoyer'
>stream gets back to normal>bored againi guess the palpable stress is a bit entertaining
>>730567048Glitchless? Dude is a walking glitch
>>730567186lollook, I'm with you, I'm not a luddite or anything; code completion and image generation are getting really good. I just think for things that can be objectively calculated you should do it as an actual calculation, because an LLM, by nature, is going to approximate and guess
>>730567236yes brother
so GDQ is just officially a tranny event now huhIt really is Grooming Done Quick
>All of the $10.88 comments are pending approval.
>>730567236yes. HEADBANGA anon is charge of the charts
>>730567236Yes stop asking
Kek I went to the website to see if the EST was updated The website acts like the event is over
>>730567189he's bringing healthcare to the underserved world, chud
how old is spike? need to do some math here
>>730567203what i never understood is how a tranny from the early 2000s (bailey jay) looks way better than any of the ones i see today. youd think the technology would be going forward, not backward
>>730567279has been for the last 10 years
This run is kinda meh but at least it's better than whatever Keizaron could have ever done
>>730567170Because games attract undersocialized dysfunctional people who crave escapism. Everyone else is too busy having a healthy social life.
we almost got enough to fight steven one final push guys
>>730567223He's just not an antisocial autistic retard
>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONATE AHHHHHHHH THE CEO NEEDS A NEW BOAT
>>730567236
>>730567279>suddenly
>>730567291they are not wrong
proud catmom!!
>>730567269>4chan's tranny MOGs all reddit tranniesBased.
>>730566606>>730566563Synchronize
my great grandpa's name is porygon2
>>730567309>Kinda mehWe will not be gaslighted, we all remember how horrendous this run was in the first 2 hours
>>73056729443 this year
>>730567293American has enough pamphlets
>>730567138Even with like 40k viewers at the finale anon. 2.3 mil is pretty fucking excessive.Including seeing like a mil jump as payday (friday) lands. Idk man, seems like too much money for so little people.
Last night I safety blasted ur mom (i used a condom)
The only commentary this bitch has is saying if she likes a shiny or not
Man there's gonna be a lot of anons who went offline early mad that they missed the fire alarm
>>730567296>>730567324It's been going that way for a long time but it wasn't so blatant beforeThey slippery sloped it on purpose
>>730567164This run was always meant to be overestimate due to the nature of it. It's using the favorite mons of donators to get more money, so it's why it is meant to take longer
>>730567291>Finale was meant to be an hour agoKEK
>>730567020That's what I'm thinking too. I used to think it was a funny joke years ago but now it doesn't make any sense. There's something really strange going on. The sooner gdq dies the sooner speedrunning as a whole can start healing but it keeps getting propt up like a zombie.
>>730567269Looks fine
This is your host btw
>>730567048I can't even laugh at these people. I just feel bad for them.
>>730567119Just admit you meant S so it became Luvdic and screwed up. Nice try
>>730567284>HEADBANGA is eckerwoah...
>>730567273>>730567295>sheHe was a trap before he was a tranny, meaning he actually looked somewhat feminine to begin with. Also he wasn't a turbo autist and actually looked after his appearance. At least until he got old, fat and bald.
>>730567294the firealarm saved this run. why are they continuing this?
What are the dumbest/funniest reasons runners have been banned from GDQ?
>>730566021Mighty Switch Force 2
>>73056700367 is also a anti-semitic dogwhistle referencing the attack on the USS Liberty in 1967.
>>730566021https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-jENLxzEbc
wow this shit is still going huh
>>730567295I think it's just how much money and time you're willing to dedicate into becoming a woman. Most of these autists at GDQ just think, "LMAO I'll grow out my hair and now I'm a grill xd"
>>730567437Didn't that guy who made a joke about Air Canada get banned
>>730567379that's because this is her true identity
>>730567379it's called pretty privilege
>>730567394>have to pad the runtime and pander hardcore for donations at the end to make it look like AGDQ isn't on the decline
>>730567446there was a fire alarm that massively delayed it
>>730567137Their stench alone is insurmountable
>>730567437Godless night
>>730567223>jew boy thinks he sounds like a tough negro
>>730567419chartbitch wishes he was that cool
>>730567379she's a real girl she can say anything
>Adef thinks he hears a potentially funny donation for the first time ever>It's just more hoyyyypsloprofl
The tranny announcer doesn't sound too bad for a tranny but when an actual woman talks you can still immediately tell the difference
>>730567437some runner brought weed one year and gave some of it to a friendhis friend then had a panic attack and an ambulance had to be calledbanned forever
Goodbye anons the threads we fun my niggas
>>730567415>I just feel bad for them.I used toNow I feel bad for me for having to endure them
What did Spike say?
>>730567480>massively delayedYeah that 12.25 minutes really made it run into the evening
>>730567181I was there that fateful dayThe last day /b/ was goodThe day day the card stand fellSo many years ago
>>730567521Man knock it off kek you know damn well you hear that manly effeminate voice
>>730567543Glazed Adef
>>730567223Spike is threatened when there is another high energy person in the room with him. His inner chimp acts up.You don't like speedruns if you think loud rowdy runs are enjoyable.
>>730567465>Crow of judgementThat's a grackle. Crows have fully black eyes.
>>730567526rip bubblesdelfuego
GALAXY WIIIINK
>>730567531
>>730567543He called adef a fucking nigger
>>730567531You're going to miss the brawl run...:(
>>730567485tbf showing a pre-recorded run as if it was live is a very understandable reason to ban someone.
>>730567517Nah the "Wyndam Graham all exits run" joke was funny. They can't all be losers.
>>730567482>Their stench alone is insurmountableI concede. The fire alarm will not be pulled again
>>730567574Mugiwara-boyo
>>730567552In the context of an already unbearable pokemon non-run, yes, that is a massive delay
>>730565917>>730566563wtf pheenoh still goes to agdq?
>>730567565she identifies as a crow and that should be good enough
>>730567526that was bubblesI'm surprised he didn't get banned sooner
>>730567402to me it has never been a joke, there is some serious shady shit going onhopefully we'll live to see the documentary
>>730567531The brawl run though!!
>>730567552Have you seen the estimate? It'd clearly be over by now if it hadn't been pulled.
>>730567531See you in the summer, anon
Have we still not had a single 41% happening at GDQ? With now many troons they get every year I'm actually fucking amazed.
>lets go lesbians
>>730567543He said he wished it had been a real fire so he wouldn't have to wait four months for "all you tranny freaks to kill yourselves"
>>730567543>Adef, you make me feel old in the best way possible. It feels like it was just yesterday you were a wide-eyed kid trying to find your place among the Mega Man speedrun legends and blowing us away with your gaming skills even from a young age. I have since had the pleasure to watch a friend of mine become not just an amazing gamer, but also someone with charisma to spare, more stage presence then I ever could dream of having, and above all else an incredibly kind and sensitive human being to all graced with your presence. I love and am proud of everything you've become and look forward to many more years of what you will accomplish. Yer Great.
>>730567561No I do, I just mean he doesn't sound as atrocious as other trannies. Still noticeably male though
why does the tranny read out donations as if someone was massaging his prostate?
>that voice crack on "Lesbiaaaans"
>>730567284BASEDBANGA
>>730567552dont forget they also paused the timer everytime the pokemon changed
>>730567565Xeno birdgirls, my beloved.
spike was 31 when he groomed Adef when he was 14!
Bros this run is too boring. Also end trans rights
For those familiar with pokemon, how long left with this game?
>>730567531See ya for SGDQ anon, take care
>>730567616This was awesome because bubbles is a huge faggot attention whore and this killed his only chance of making it on twitch
>>730567270>>730567284>>730567287>>730567321What was the run?
>>730567526Lmao imagine being too much of a lightweight for weed. I had a friend who did this once, took an edible and then started freaking out and saying he had to tell his mom. Motherfucker, why? It's already in your system, what's she gonna do about it?
>>730567521you kidding? it's a bad camp gay affect.
reminder we are 3 hours and 8 minutes into the run
MERCY KILL THIS RUN
event theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF0g-2SeoMM
>>730567659buttplug in and squirming in his seat
>>730567651only the most powerful trannies make it here, this is their superbowl
>>730567654Why did he feel the need to write this gay shit
They're all obsessed about their sex/gender when nobody is fucking them
>>730567651a welcoming environment does wonders for mental health
why do all troons sound the same
>>730567654We are fucking old goddamn
>>730567693With adef at the controls?Potentially an infinite amount of time.
>>730567654Tf is that gif
>>730567704The Hulkster don't need no run BROTHER1488
>>730567341
>>730567723Because he's a theatre kid
>man voice comes out during donosyeesh
>>730567709>>730567712If this was anyone else the run would've been killed nowBut because he's a YouTuber and Butt Buddies with Spike we have to suffer
>>730567741a classic spikevegeta moment
>>730567437>Bonesaw getting banned for having fun and saying that he was sleep-deprived because his Air Canada flight was delayed>Trihex getting banned for calling his friend a faggot while playing Mario Party, on his own stream>Werster getting banned not for saying FUCKING NIGGERS during the AGDQ 2013 bonus stream, but for collecting dozens of hotel key cards from other AGDQ 2015 attendees>Luz getting banned from GDQ for voting for a conservative political party in Spain, his native country
>Arrived just in time to see the end of GDQW-Well I suppose I can always watch Silksong on the VODs
>>730567402Well it's just wild because similar rival events never pull in this much money compared to them. Like it's a staggering amount, and tie that with the view counts as well.Like I get it GDQ is the first OG event, but everyone became disenchanted with it and idk. Even GDQ during that maintenance runs, they pull in like 2-3k viewers. They are constantly live now, doing runs throughout the week, and when the mainline events go live? 30k+ easy, as soon as the event ends, we are back down to 5k tops.They 100% view bot in its current era, and there's no way this donation shit is 1:1 legitimate as a consequence.
WHY DOES EVERY FUCKING RUN AT THIS EVENT GO OVERESTIMATE NOW JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>Oh they have Path of Exile 2 this time?>Cool, better check out. Oh its that guy I've already seen in race events, I wonder how this run will g->"Whats the name of the character? Trans Rights!"And I immediatly lost interest in actually watching. I can watch actual PoE race events without stupid agenda being forced down my throat.
>>730567654>blowing usYep, subtle but expected drop
I'm making a bologna sandwich wake me up when it's over
>>730567723got emotional after their fire alarm quickie cut him some slack
>>730567736Gotta make the best out of the time we have left
>>730567782So cute
>>730567565I'm gonna spark Eunie
Is Spike in his 40s? Imagine being in your 40s and this is your life lmfao
>>730567730Tell that to the smash bros player who crashed out and refused to run.
>>730567772They were looking for any reason to ban Werster
>>730567693he's heading to the elite four + champion, and if the $2.4m mark is passed, that adds another fight\so six fights with six pokemon changes
OOOOOOOOOOOORB
>>730567790You and GDQ staff didn't even get the implications
>>730567786we are justTWENTY. THREE. THOUSAND. DOLLARS away from that pokemon emerald steven fight incentive, folx!
Shuckle this dick bitch haha
Guys my degree is in physics. Do I just need to write basic ass equations and talk about video games so I can get as famous as this grifter?I can talk about quantum lol
this shit is going overestimateafter all that
>>730567819h-he's just like me fr
Oh thank God I wasn't paying attention but he's at Victory Road?Okay so the elite four then Stephen, so....20 minutes left minimum?....please?
>>730539498what the fuck it's seriously still going ondid they hold the stream hostage for an hour begging for donations or what?
gettin pretty close to that estimate...
>>730567819yes, 42 or 43obviously his wife stopped imagining and woke up
>>730567790you sound sensitive
>>730567864You missed out on the whole fire alarm arc
>>730567772>>730567437>tranny banned by coolmatty personally because his friend brought a red hat
>>730567850yes but only if you're not ugly
>EST: SKITTYlmao i saw it as it changed
>>730565990>>730566209It's insane how low the bar was for GDQ and they still managed to fuck it up. Everyone has fond memories of just watching dudes fuck around in Chameleon Twist and Lagoon. They had to do practically nothing to satisfy a huge captive audience and just needlessly reformatted anyway until almost everyone left.
>>730567864No lie, someone pulled the fire alarm and put everything on hold while everyone evacuated.
>>730567819People spend their whole lives looking for a purposeSpike is very lucky he found his at a young age
name 100 rights trans don't have? Can't? I guess I won heh
how hard is this going OVER bros?
The estimate was always Skitty
>you only need winona's badge to make them move>you only need the HMs>cheated the HMs into the run
>>730567865Your estimate, sir?
Annnd... overestimate.
>>730567772>Bonesaw getting banned for having fun and saying that he was sleep-deprived because his Air Canada flight was delayed????What was so offensive? People make Spirit Airlines jokes all the time
>>730567924girl!
>>730567864ANON YOU'RE BACK, SEE >>730567001
It's genuinely embarrassing listening to Adef try to give legitimate commentary over this fraudulent let's play. It's like the commentator talking about Gandhi's AI during Rocko's Quest, but not as a self-aware joke.>in Pokemon there's these things called damage rolls>alright back to safety blasting
by the waythey made the incentive already with bits and shitthey're just trying to squeeze out more donations
>>730567850you can check his channel and its just basic math combined with pokemon. so just talk about pokemon with some nerdy shit and make a quick buck
the estimate doesn't matter till the incentive is met
>>730567943with BOOBS
STAYVUN
>>730567379She literally spent the entirety of 2025 streaming Platinum resets trying to get a shiny Piplup starter. She's just an autsit who happens to not be completely ugly
>>730566894>no pepe emotesbased
>>730567927Nothing happened at December 11th, GDQ event.
OVER SKITTY
>>730567939iirc he said to @ them on twitter as a joke or something
>>730567772That Luz ban is outrageous
>>730567750
>>730567927gdq:>ESTIMATES ARE NOT TIME LIMITSAlso gdq:>IS THAT OVER ESTIMATE!? HIDE NOW BEFORE PEOPLE NOTICE!
>>730567948>bits>he doesn't knowoh lawd i'm laffin
>>730567883>some guy got banned for unplugging a power strip
>>730567961
>When the radical progressive group gaslights you constantly by changing the estimates when they go overI still find it amazing that this organization practices gaslighting the audience just to save the ego of the runner so they don't realize they go over estimate and 41% themselves for doing so in front of so many bots.
>>730567819he has sex and you don't
>>730567879Why would I watch the run here where its objectively shittier because of stupid tranny bullshit? I can watch Angormus do runs in other live events. GDQ faggots keep wondering why the presentation and PoE run was so good, its because they already do this in other more professional events all the time.
i think skitty is neat
>>730567882>>730567910kekwhat a genius move to gather more donations, just hit the panic button>>730567945tadaima
choke soon
Fire alarm anon....... save us...
When's the Smash Brawl run that guy spent 10 years grinding for?
>>730567927!
>>730567850No. He just knows the right people
ending on an overestimate is the cherry on top of this whole event
>"Fire alarm">Even after over a decade of this shit, there's never been an actual firePsyop
>>730568001>you will never be under estimate
>3 hour pokemon run for the finale
>>730568007>I have entered a thread about something I do not like>now I am angry
>>730568039You just missed it
>>730567437A guy knowingly got himself by permabanned by just taking the mic and telling all the people making Waluigi sounds to go kill themselves.
>>730568003I've had plenty of sex. Nice projection though :^)
hot skitty on wailord action
oh sweet Monopoli got a new WR on laso a month agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY6l5VlbITM
OOF
>BLOCKS YOUR FUCKING PATH
>>730568001The thing is it doesn't even help the runner, they know what their estimates are and know if they go over when they get the final timeIt's literally just to gaslight the viewers so they stop asking questions
>>730568003>thinking sex matters at all >30the only thing that matters is having children
parken!
>>730568086Nice
>>730568059I wish fire was real.
>>730568058probably the most overestimate of any run during the marathon too
Why is this shit still on?
>>730568039Stream 2
>>730568070>Give criticism to an event in its own thread.>"NOOO HOW DARE YOU"
>>730568063>you will never be a real run. you are nepo imitating god's perfectionor something like that
>>730567945>Paul Heyman in a GDQ thread
>>730568030that would just drag it out another 30 minutes. you know you can just turn the stream off tho, right...?
>the first Elite 4 is a joke>choking
>>730568119why aren't Cocos real
>>730568003having sex with teenage boys isn't a flex
He's gonna get halfway through the e4 and run out of healing items lol
>>730567772iirc Luz didn't even vote for that party but simply agreed with some of their politicshe also was anti-feminist, but keep in mind that this is a bunch of americans projecting their politics into everyone else and assuming he was some sort of MAGA chudfunniest shit is that he never talked about this on stream, truly one of the most retarded bans of all time
likelihood of someone on the mic crying at the end of the event?
>>730568123It refuses to die.
>>730568102>>730568001>>730567354>gaslight gaslight gaslightholy fuck you sound like a woman
If you are at the event, you have the power right now to pull that fire alarm and mercy kill this shit
It's time for Phoebe!
@Nintendothis guy is CHEATING
THEY GOT RID OF THE ESTIMATE LOL
final run overestimate?simply nice
HP Fighting please
>>730568146They are the government just keeps them from the public.
>>730568174Ghosts AND farting?
>>730568174She murdered billions
Why is he running only a single Skitty with 0 backup mons? It would take like 20 secs to catch something or get a gift.
>unown picked>it'll have cheat blast anywayWhat's the p-p-p-POINT?
>>730568162they've always been a woman
>>730568197And that's after pausing it multiple times during the "run"
>>730568086Based Monopoli
Why are GBA pokemon runs so cursed?
You now remember when GDQ used to have a bonus stream
>host begging for donationsI would really prefer...
I'm loading up so many fucking Z's
tech crew needs to be drawn and quartered
>>730568027I have awaited your return, Anon-sama
>>73056815799.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%
I wish they did an actual speedrun as the finale.
STILL begging
>go to bed>wake up>it's still goingoh and they magically raised another million+ in less than 8 hours
>>730568196slowpoke.jpg
Cheat blast really makes this shit cringe city
why is the screen empty every time I check in
>From a Deltatroon run ran by an unironic pedo groomer to an overestimate pokemon run What the fuck happened
So if the estimate number is a name instead, you can immediatly tell the run is already fucked and it was an overestimate.
>grooming your daughter to become a speedrunner.Not a good idea
>>730568169nobody has the balls.
Ghosts of Keiz Runs Past sneaking in for one final twist of the knife
>>730568132
>EST: UNOWNNo fucking kiddingMost honest estimate I've seen all event
>they rare candy up between each elite 4hahaha holy shit
>>730568162Mad that you're being called out for using shitty behavior and tactics?Keep coping GDQ troon. Maybe don't default to shitty behavior and try to justify it with some toxic positive bullshit. Be honest, be real, and be genuine for one in your sad facade of a life.
ESTIMATE
>>730568197There is no estimate, retard.
That's a penis
>>730568273They're hiding the screen during cheating and stopping the timer
were we too harsh on 12 bananas?
>cheating>still can't beat the gameso this is what GDQ have become
alright im done with this shit. cya anons in the summer
>>730568201lollmao even
why is he talking with his hands and turning to talk to the couch it’s slowing him down
>>730568284you have pea sized balls
>hahaha we just happen to have the best possible hidden power type chud
>>730568302
>>730568231i never really watched 'em since they didn't have a schedule
I'm ready for this to end
>>730568253GDQ really needs to rebrand itself as just 'GDQ' instead of GamesDoneQuick, like GoodOldGames is just gog
remember that even minus the fire alarm you've got probably 20 minutes of timer pause to add on
>>730568328ESA next month
Wow! What a fantastic audience of 9600 people
>>730567985
The final mig>>730568354>>730568354>>730568354>>730568354>>730568354
This shit is just unwatchableEven crowd isn't hyped at all.
>>730568162He sounds more like a woman than you ever will, Lilith.
>>730568319we were too fair
Why is his pokemon a dilator
totally legit
>>730568370>implying we're even close to finishing
>>730568030>Eren at SGDQ 2013 seeing the future of the event
>>730568319No way fag
>>730568393Because trans rights are HUMAN rights, chudcel
>>730568361click on "top chat" and change it to "live chat"there's still barely any messages tho
>>730568108find a better girl to simp over
>>730568378He's just cheating with Hidden Power spam and inflicting super effective damage just because
>>730568370Where's the subject dork
>>730568108>>730568480at least its a woman
>>730568402what can we say, the people are hype and its a flush economy right now
>>730568361people go on youtube for the adblock, nobody's paying for a "membership" to chat
>>730568162Sorry I didn't mean to trigger your word autism anon
>>730568430the spirit of 12 bananas will rise from the grave and the world will know i was right
>>730568310>>730568382>>730568530>triggered the schizomy b
>>730568586>this mad because of a word
Glacia SEEEEEEEEXOOOOOOOOOO
>>730568710>>730568710>>730568710
>>730568631huh?
>>730567985>>730568368combo
>>730568723retard